I still dream for the day I wake up and there's a computer for sale that shatters Moore's Law. A computer 1000x faster than what was available the day before.
While I agree that it would be cool for that to happen, it never will. Chip makers would never give you the whole thing at once when they can release one that is 10% faster one year and one that is 10% faster than that the next year? That way they can get money from you two or three times through upgrades before you get to that 1000x faster chip.
*RING* Hello? This is an automated call from Farmville reminding you to harvest your crops. Farmville would also like to remind you that you can get a free Special Edition Purple Cow!!!11!!!ZoMg! for your farm just for trying out the new Facebook Mastercard...
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...
For everything
Tern tern tern
There is a season
Tern tern tern...
It's an issue because I don't have time to log in all day, every day just to make sure that nobody has added me to some dumb group. Let it send me a request and I will log in and deal with it when I feel like it.
Apparently, my comment looks too much like ascii art without this statement. It also needs fewer junk characters without this statement. No wonder nobody else drew you such a simple timeline. These characters are not junk, stupid filter! This is a new, exciting visualization method.
Everyone always says that. But they have had a donations button for years and less than 0.001% gave the suggested donation of $7.
I used Xmarks for about 3 years and never once have I had a need to go to their webpage. Maybe they shouldn't have made such a good product so I would go need support from their website and see their donation button.
You're gonna build a mountain (gonna build a mountain) In your living room (in your living room) You're gonna build a mountain (gonna build a mountain) And it's gonna be keen!
Why don't you just time travel forward about five minutes to the time when you have already time traveled forward and downloaded it to a USB stick and then come back and installed it? Then you can enjoy it RIGHT NOW! Don't forget to update Java while yer at it.
Parent post is the tiny area of a Venn diagram where "+1, Funny", "+1, Informative", and "+1, Insightful" overlap. Too bad for Randy I don't have any mod points. Oh well, they would expire while I tried to decide which to give anyway.
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Nobody read that article anyway.
I tried that. The default font sucks.
I still dream for the day I wake up and there's a computer for sale that shatters Moore's Law. A computer 1000x faster than what was available the day before.
While I agree that it would be cool for that to happen, it never will. Chip makers would never give you the whole thing at once when they can release one that is 10% faster one year and one that is 10% faster than that the next year? That way they can get money from you two or three times through upgrades before you get to that 1000x faster chip.
Check your house for pirates. If you don't have any, it's pretty safe to assume he is a ninja.
*RING* Hello?
This is an automated call from Farmville reminding you to harvest your crops. Farmville would also like to remind you that you can get a free Special Edition Purple Cow!!!11!!!ZoMg! for your farm just for trying out the new Facebook Mastercard...
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...
For everything
Tern tern tern
There is a season
Tern tern tern...
How could you use this power for your own benefit without doing anything imoral or illegal?
Read tons of books and learn as much as you can then unfreeze time and apply your new knowledge.
And thus, for all "intensive purposes" The Grammar Police was formed. Meanwhile, at the Halls of Justice...
You may as well make my Facebook info page be editable.
WikiFace... interesting idea.
It's an issue because I don't have time to log in all day, every day just to make sure that nobody has added me to some dumb group. Let it send me a request and I will log in and deal with it when I feel like it.
Now what makes you think government should be held to a different standard?
The answer to this lies in the answer to another question: You and what army?
Apparently, my comment looks too much like ascii art without this statement. It also needs fewer junk characters without this statement. No wonder nobody else drew you such a simple timeline. These characters are not junk, stupid filter! This is a new, exciting visualization method.
Right hand was busy. Do I really need to say why around here?
All I read was
Stop using what I don't like!
I see you are using tab completion for reading!
Microsoft is the blue e that you click to get to the Interweb. Google is the place you type in the website you want so you can go there.
Everyone always says that. But they have had a donations button for years and less than 0.001% gave the suggested donation of $7.
I used Xmarks for about 3 years and never once have I had a need to go to their webpage. Maybe they shouldn't have made such a good product so I would go need support from their website and see their donation button.
"When I hear of SchrÃdinger's cat, I reach for my pistol." -- Stephen Hawking
You should also change your sig again. Just sayin...
Listen!
You smell something?
You're gonna build a mountain (gonna build a mountain)
In your living room (in your living room)
You're gonna build a mountain (gonna build a mountain)
And it's gonna be keen!
Why don't you just time travel forward about five minutes to the time when you have already time traveled forward and downloaded it to a USB stick and then come back and installed it? Then you can enjoy it RIGHT NOW! Don't forget to update Java while yer at it.
...I am pretty certain that you're not a Nazi baby killer vegan
Yeah, like there's other kinds of babies.
...either going to be the Mayan end-of-days or Sarah Palin.
-1, Redundant.
(Yes, the website in my sig is running Drupal. And as soon as I get around to it, it will not run Drupal).
So THAT'S why you don't want us to click there...
Parent post is the tiny area of a Venn diagram where "+1, Funny", "+1, Informative", and "+1, Insightful" overlap. Too bad for Randy I don't have any mod points. Oh well, they would expire while I tried to decide which to give anyway.
spaceships fueled by taint
Guys, I'm off on a Rule 34 search. I'll see you all tomorrow.