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Hawking: No 'Theory of Everything'

Flash Modin writes "In a Scientific American essay based on their new book A Grand Design, Stephen Hawking and Leonard Mlodinow are now claiming physicists may never find a theory of everything. Instead, they propose a 'family of interconnected theories' might emerge, with each describing a certain reality under specific conditions. The claim is a reversal for Hawking, who claimed in 1980 that there would be a unified theory by the turn of the century."

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  1. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    sounds an awful lot like what Buddha said 2500+ years ago

    1. Re:Old news by greyline · · Score: 1

      First Nirvana.

    2. Re:Old news by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Then Nickleback?

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    3. Re:Old news by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When "Everything" is defined for certain values of "Kurt Godel"...

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    4. Re:Old news by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Didn't he disprove reality back in the 30's, and we've just been quietly ignoring it ever since?

    5. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      no

    6. Re:Old news by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      No. He disproved the ability to perceive reality.

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    7. Re:Old news by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it's a great thing to learn on a personal level. I guess Hawking just discovered that personal revelation. Still very surprised that he's saying this as a universal truth though. There's a big difference between the wisdom and humility to accept that you personally can't answer every question, and the assumption that because you personally can't, our entire species never will.

    8. Re:Old news by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      No. He disproved the ability to perceive reality.

      Perception is reality

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    9. Re:Old news by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Putting it into a single simple phrase means losing a lot, but it's pretty fair to say Godel's second great proof shows that Formal Systems (like mathematics) have statements that are true, but can't be proven within the system. The more powerful a system is, the more (in general) it has such truths, and doing something that extends such a system's power actually makes the situation worse, not better.

      If you want to condense that to a single, clipped phrase: "Truth extends beyond provability."

      By the way, Godel's third great proof shows that God exists - sorry to bother all the Atheist slashdotters with that bit of trivia.

      For those of you who don't know who Godel was, Einstein kept him around at Princeton to check Einstein's calculations and help with the hard parts, and the greatest work on Math of the 19th century, the Principia Mathematica, was overturned entirely by that pesky second proof.

      And it was the quantum mechanicians who 'disproved reality'. Google "Copenhagen Interpretation", "Many Worlds Theory" "Erwin Rudolf Josef Alexander Schrödinger", or "Werner Heisenberg" for details.

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    10. Re:Old news by walshy007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By the way, Godel's third great proof shows that God exists - sorry to bother all the Atheist slashdotters with that bit of trivia.

      You fail to specify what godels interpretation of 'god' is, spoiler: it's not the anthropomorphic zombie human/spirit that has super powers like what most religions preach.

      I would of course assume you are speaking of Godel's ontological proof. Which he himself did not publish until his dying days because he did not want people to mistakenly think he actually believed in god.

      The proof starts off arguing that there are infinitely possible worlds, therefore in at least one of those infinitely possible worlds there must be a god etc.

      There are numerous arguments against such a proof, not the least of which some of them predate godel himself by a few hundred years. (Immanuel Kant rejected existence as a property some time before this proof was made)

      Not to mention the problems of incoherence in regard to god being considered omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent,

      Those that have read the many problems with his proof (even theologians) have usually found at least one if not more that satisfy to them that it is flawed.

      That you have not is most surprising, there really are that many.

    11. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a completely different argument.

    12. Re:Old news by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Bloody solipsist! Talking to yourself, again... It a'int normal I tell you!

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  2. The hand of Godel? by Hatta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Godel proved that all formal systems are either incomplete or inconsistent. Perhaps that's what we're dealing with here.

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    1. Re:The hand of Godel? by abigor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Godel used the term "formal system" to specifically mean a recursive axiomatic system that can do arithmetic. I don't think it really applies here.

    2. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might. Is the universe equivalent to a Turing machine?

    3. Re:The hand of Godel? by abigor · · Score: 1, Informative

      No.

    4. Re:The hand of Godel? by TheAlgebraist · · Score: 1

      It doesn't apply for an even more basic reason. We don't require a theory of everything to be complete, only consistent. Moreover, most physicists would be happy with "just" a theory that hasn't been proved to be inconsistent.

    5. Re:The hand of Godel? by w0mprat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We work on the assumption that the laws of physics are perfect and complete, and we are just trying to reveal them. The laws of physics could work well enough but actually be incomplete and consistent as you point out. They could even bebe crappy, bloated and buggy with lots of missing chunks, unused bloat and even errors.

      If the laws of physics emerged naturally, for example budding off from a parent universe, and subject to a process of evolution I would expect theories of everything to be 'just good enough' and barely work rather than somehow perfect and elegant and mystical. Much like the junk DNA, apendix and mens nipples that rides along with us because evolution didn't really have pressure need to get rid of them.

      I would say we should by default expect a theory of everything a whole basket of seemingly clumsy unweildy theories that barely fit together - after all they only need to be just good enough for us to be here and not any better. If we expect flawless elegant unified symmetry and beauty, then we'd need to demonstrate why (without invoking God to explain etc).

      Researchers have been seduced by subjectively elegant and simple equations all the way back to F=MA ... these worked well enough, but were ultimately wrong, the truth was more complex and nuanced, but now we're finding the universe is fuzzy, clumsy and possibly buggy (inflation, possible variations in c, other weirdness).

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    6. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Prove it.

      It may just be a matter of scale - we simply aren't able to take a large enough view. A turing machine, if you only look at one small part of it, is no longer turing-complete. And the presence of a turing-complete machine doesn't mean the enclosing reality suddenly is turing-complete. Think babushka dolls, as in Soviet Russia, Turing completes YOU!

    7. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Or that any inconsistency in the laws of physics is consistent with the idea that the laws of physics are inconsistent. (yes, I know, please don't say "I see what you did there.").

      If we take that approach, we can in fact come up with a TOE (Theory of Everything), and maybe even a GUT (Grand Unifying Theory). Just that they won't be as precisely predictive as we'd want them to be - which is entirely consistent with MNiaB theory (Mother Nature is a B*tch).

    8. Re:The hand of Godel? by Pojut · · Score: 0

      There's the popular theory that the laws of physics in a non-carbon-based galaxy could be ENTIRELY different than in a galaxy like our own...which is something we'd have some extreme trouble measuring, at least at this point.

    9. Re:The hand of Godel? by rolfwind · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Perhaps is comes from the fact that 1 + 1 = 2 is a fiction, because there no two '1's in the universe.

      The pet store may count 2 bunnies among it's inventory. But an Indian Restaurant would look at the same two bunnies and count only one. The other bunny is under weight or too old. The Zoologist counts two separate species. The artist only likes the blue bunny.

      2 Dollar bills. A bank teller counts two. A collector seperates the rare, valuable and the common one made last year.

      No matter what you look at, you have a list of properties, and when it satisfies the tolerances of those parameters, it's classified. Except every problem set demands different properties to observe, even of what the lay man would call the same items, and to dispense with others that are considered unimportant to that specific problem. Even atoms can be broken down to different isotopes. And if our tech advances, we'll probably get some more properties to make it finer and finer grained.

      Subatomic particles, supposedly immune from this due to being the basic elements (no properties besides themselves as far as I understand) probably have another level below them, and then another, and another. Even if they don't, 1 !=1 in the end because any two particle don't share the same location. A basic value.

      And that's all humans have in the end. Approximations based on observations of items sharing some but not all properties with each other tending to act a certain way but never with absolute certainly. Maybe close to it, but never 100% imo. And it all starts with 1 + 1 = 2 simplification our abstraction prone brains conjure to make sense of the world.

      I'm certainly not waiting on a theory of everything.

    10. Re:The hand of Godel? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I thought we were in a hydrogen based universe.

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    11. Re:The hand of Godel? by khallow · · Score: 1

      It's a hydrogen/helium based universe with a touch of metal (that is, everything heavier than helium is "metal").

    12. Re:The hand of Godel? by Pojut · · Score: 1

      ::hangs head in shame::

      Either way, you get my point, yeah?

    13. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But isn't the universe self-referencing?

    14. Re:The hand of Godel? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Wait, you mean, with non-carbon based light sensors that look out in to space and wonder? I suppose the universe doesn't have to use star-dust with billion year old carbon to look back at itself.

      Or are you talking about a universe where stars don't form carbon at all? Maybe different atomic structure that changes how materials fuse and collapse?

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    15. Re:The hand of Godel? by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Aren't the laws of physics axioms for the universe? Isn't the idea behind a grand unified theory to find one or two simple mathematical expressions (axioms) from which the rest of the universe can be derived? The universe is clearly Turing complete, so I really don't see how it wouldn't apply.

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    16. Re:The hand of Godel? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the "Theory of Everything" isn't complete, then how is it a theory of *everything*?

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    17. Re:The hand of Godel? by Duradin · · Score: 1

      .999... = 1

      Hilarity ensues.

    18. Re:The hand of Godel? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, that's an interesting observation, and it leads to the following: what do you *mean* by "theory of everything"?

      Let's distinguish between a theory that connects all the forces of physics (gravitation, electromagnetism, strong and weak nuclear forces) and a theory that is capable of predicting (by calculation) the outcome of any conceivable physical experiment. Let's call the first type a "unifying theory of everything" and the later an "oracular theory of everything". An oracular theory of everything can predict the outcome of any experiment in a finite amount of time, albeit possibly a very long, long time. I think that's what the layman thinks when he hears "theory of everything".

      For oracular theories, we do have to take things like the incompleteness of consistent arithmetic systems into account, because it is possible to devise physical experiments whose outcome is dependent upon the truth of some arithmetic statement. The theory should be able to predict the result, therefor an oracular theory is necessarily also a description of arithmetic.

      This leads to the question is whether such a description is necessarily equivalent to some kind of formal system. I think it is. It contradicts the notion of being able to predict any outcome to qualify that by saying, "but we might never find the right representation of the problem" or "an actual answer might take forever to obtain." An oracle worthy of the name must be able to answer if you merely set the problem up a certain way.

      Personally, I think the halting problem is perhaps a better model to question the mathematical feasibility of an oracular "theory of everything". Running a problem on a computer is certainly a physical process, and therefore it can be regarded as an experiment. Even quantum computing, which examines large numbers of possibilities at once, still deals with *finite* sets of alternatives. Therefore such technology does not alter which calculations are possible in a finite span of time.

      The same cases cannot be made as easily against a merely unifying theory of everything (for one thing you'd actually have to know something about physics). A unifying theory does not have to guarantee our ability to extrapolate anything. That seems more reasonable. We can build a physical turning machine that can easily be modeled by Newtonian mechanics, but that doesn't mean Newtonian mechanics allows us to predict whether it uses a finite amount of energy for some set of initial conditions (i.e., halts). Despite this limitation, Newtonian physics does an admirable job predicting the trajectory of a cannon ball.

      It is quite possible that *fundamental* computer science and quantum physics may become intertwined in future years. The theory of computation is all about limitations on gaining knowledge through computation. Some things can't be guaranteed knowable in a finite span of time or space; other ones may not be knowable in any conceivably practical span. It is possible that we will encounter limitations on prediction of the behavior of physical systems that are usable as models of computation. This could conceivably (in my non-physicist's limited brain) lead to unifying theories that might not be capable of *any* practical predictions (e.g., we can show mathematically that our model connecting gravity to nuclear forces gives the right answer, but it might take us forever to actually perform that feat).

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    19. Re:The hand of Godel? by Zarf · · Score: 1

      If the universe is not Turing complete, could you please explain how the universe can run my Laptop on it's substrate?

      My computer is Turing complete. My computer exists in this universe. No system that is not Turing complete can simulate one that is.

      Me thinks the Universe is somehow Turing complete and thus governed by the fundamental rules of all computers.

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    20. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a theory of everything in physics. Godels Theorem is irrelevant to everything outside of advanced logic.

    21. Re:The hand of Godel? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Logic is the foundation for math which is the foundation for physics.

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    22. Re:The hand of Godel? by Zarf · · Score: 1

      It doesn't apply for an even more basic reason. We don't require a theory of everything to be complete, only consistent. Moreover, most physicists would be happy with "just" a theory that hasn't been proved to be inconsistent.

      If the theory is consistent it will be incomplete requiring another theory to cover the incompleteness. If the theory is complete it will be self contradictory.

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    23. Re:The hand of Godel? by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Hawking thinks it applies. The linked article is from a while ago.

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    24. Re:The hand of Godel? by c6gunner · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Perhaps is comes from the fact that 1 + 1 = 2 is a fiction, because there no two '1's in the universe.

      This is what you get for taking "music therapy" as a college major instead of, oh, I dunno ... MATH.

      The sad part is that the rest of your comment is actually fairly accurate - it just has absolutely nothing to do with your starting premise.

    25. Re:The hand of Godel? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because you don't understand Godel's theorem, which is grossly misunderstood by basically everyone who's ever heard of it colloquially. Here, have a little read on how it's so wonderfully misunderstood, and so horribly misapplied.

    26. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My computer is Turing complete."

      No, it's not, actually. Your computer has bounded memory; a Turing machine doesn't.

      And the same goes for the universe itself; it has a bounded number of observable states. It's just a (really big) finite state machine.

    27. Re:The hand of Godel? by kenj0418 · · Score: 1

      My computer is Turing complete

      No, it is not. Your computer does not have an infinitely long tape (or anything equivalent to it). What you have is the equivalent of a long, finite tape.

    28. Re:The hand of Godel? by LambdaWolf · · Score: 1

      If the universe is not Turing complete, could you please explain how the universe can run my Laptop on it's substrate?

      My computer is Turing complete. My computer exists in this universe. No system that is not Turing complete can simulate one that is.

      Correct, but the question of the AC above was "Is the universe equivalent to a Turing machine?" Your argument merely shows that the universe is greater than or equal to a Turing machine. If the behavior of a Turing machine is insufficient to model the universe—and quantum mechanics suggests that it is—then you wouldn't really say that the universe is "equivalent" to a Turing machine.

      As a side note, I expect that a quantum-mechanical universe could be modeled by a Turing machine if the nondeterminism that we observe at the quantum level turned out to be deterministic but highly chaotic—that is, the Turing machine uses a really good PRNG. (I've often wondered about that nondeterminism-versus-chaos question and I imagine that real scientists must have tried to tackle it. Anyone want to spare me some Googling and fill me in?)

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    29. Re:The hand of Godel? by astar · · Score: 1

      also a finite number of axioms is required. note that there are formal systems that cannot do arithmetic. I suppose the usual logic systems are an example. But getting past me being picky, what does "recursive" mean here? Yah, I know about recursive code and I know that people tried to add a new axiom to invalidate Godel (hah, in both math and physics, before he was done) and suppose that was to eliminate self-reference, but does this mean eliminate recursion? Thinking about the code and what little I recall of the silly axiom add-on, that might be the case?

      Hah, I am in the universe (maybe :-)) and I can do some arithmetic. Am I a non-recursive finite axiomatic system? I do not think so... I suspect those that assume that you have to do logic-math sequences to get to science are just silly. Kind of an interesting position, as I think about it. Hah, the intelligent design people should try working on that sort of line. They might get vaguely interesting after a while.

    30. Re:The hand of Godel? by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Computer Science.

      Lots of math, thanks.

    31. Re:The hand of Godel? by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Prove it.

      Easy. Proof by contradiction:

      Assume there is a universal (and extremely long) string U that encodes a countable set containing all problems P_i (encoded as decision problems) that are possible in this Universe. We can trivially see that indeed U must contain all problems that exist for it to represent the Universe. Otherwise, it does not represent the Universe.

      Furthermore, if every decision problem P_i in U is decidable, then there is a (not necessarily unique) Turing Machine T_i that halts in finite time for each problem P_i in U. With this assumption, then there would be a Universal Turing Machine T that is a chain of all turning machines T_i that can compute (and thus give meaning) to all problems P_i in U (the string encoding of the universe.) That is, T is the universe.

      But the halting problem is not in U. In fact, U cannot contain neither semi decidable nor undecidable problems (which was our base assumption). However, the halting problem (and all other semi-decidable and undecidable problems) exists in the Universe. U then, cannot be an encoding of the universe, and T (a turing machine) cannot be the Universe either.

      qed.

      It may just be a matter of scale - we simply aren't able to take a large enough view. A turing machine, if you only look at one small part of it, is no longer turing-complete. And the presence of a turing-complete machine doesn't mean the enclosing reality suddenly is turing-complete. Think babushka dolls, as in Soviet Russia, Turing completes YOU!

      Dude, the fact that there are problems in this Universe (and thus part of it) that are not turing computable (a mathematical fact indeed) does indicate that the universe is not a Turing complete nor Turing computable. The universe is naturally uncountable.

    32. Re:The hand of Godel? by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      Aren't the laws of physics axioms for the universe? Isn't the idea behind a grand unified theory to find one or two simple mathematical expressions (axioms) from which the rest of the universe can be derived? The universe is clearly Turing complete, so I really don't see how it wouldn't apply.

      How could it be? The universe is naturally uncountable.

    33. Re:The hand of Godel? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Oh, I understand Godel's theorem just fine. There's nothing in that link I didn't already know. What I don't understand is why the universe doesn't count as a formal axiomatic system.

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    34. Re:The hand of Godel? by Interoperable · · Score: 1

      The Laws of Physics don't form a complete, formal logical system nor do they attempt to. The set of mathematical axioms used to describe the physical world doesn't need to be complete in order to be logically coherent; it can be proven using axioms that lie outside the set and still be useful and coherent.

      There is a temptation to apply elegant theorems like Godel's to situations that they do not apply to and this is one of those cases. The Laws of Physics do not, in the sense of a formal system, attempt to prove themselves and hence Godel's theorem does not apply.

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    35. Re:The hand of Godel? by nrjyzerbuny · · Score: 1

      Turing Completeness is based upon the ability to simulate a Turing Machine (if/else and random access to infinite memory). Obviously there is no such thing as infinite memory, but that is a nitpick that we don't pay attention to when talking about Turing completeness.

      That we can create a physical system that is Turing Complete (a computer) in our physical universe strongly suggests that our universe is Turing Complete.

      The initial question was about whether the universe was Turing Equivalent. A TE system must be TC, with the additional restriction that it has no more capability than a TM. According to Wikipedia, all known Turing Complete structures are Turing Equivalent.

      However, as there is much about the universe we don't know, it is possible that there are some functions of it that are not simulate-able on a TM, and thus while the universe is TC, it is not TE.

      So the universe is probably Turing Complete.
      All currently known Turing Complete systems are Turing Equivalent.
      This may suggest that the universe is Turing Equivalent, but answering that question is for smarter people than I.

      The obvious consequence of the universe being Turing Equivalent is that as the universe can simulate/sustain a physical computer, so can a physical computer of whatever complexity simulate a universe. The simulated universe must be less complex than the one which is simulating it, as a universe has only a particular amount of information in it (so far as we can tell - size of the visible universe and all that), and only some subset of that state/information is available for simulating universe-b, each simulated universe is inherently limited by the amount of information in the universe 'higher' in the chain that is used to simulate it.

      If all information in universe-a was being used to simulate universe-b either:
      1) Overhead from the simulation would cause the limitation effect.
      2) There is no overhead, universe-a perfectly simulates universe-b with no overhead. In this case, they are equivalent and the same.

    36. Re:The hand of Godel? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The Laws of Physics don't form a complete, formal logical system

      The universe contains complete, formal, logical systems (e.g. computers). Are they not governed by the laws of physics?

      The set of mathematical axioms used to describe the physical world doesn't need to be complete in order to be logically coherent

      But then it's not a Theory of Everything.

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    37. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I understand Godel's theorem just fine. There's nothing in that link I didn't already know. What I don't understand is why the universe doesn't count as a formal axiomatic system.

      Does it matter to the problem that the universe may have/require an infinite number of axioms?

    38. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Insightful
      First problem ( of many ) - a representation of something is not that something. This is something that programmers forget all the time. There is no such thing as objects, methods, function calls, etc. Those are just representations. At a higher level, ordering a pizza online, and them sending you a fax of that pizza, is not going to work either. Even them sending you a complete description of the state of every single atom in a pizza is not going to work. Information, contrary to popular belief, is not equivalent to the thing being described.

      In other words, even if you had a machine that was able to represent every single state of the universe, it is not equivalent to the universe. Any description of something, no matter how detailed, is not that thing, no matter how many times people chant "information theory says otherwise." It's like the pastor who preaches against same-sex marriage, saying it's unnatural and that same-sex behaviour doesn't occur in nature, but completely ignores the male dog humping his leg.

      However, what you offer is not proof by contradiction. It buys into the idea that there's the possibility that the universe might be represented by a Turing machine. That's the flawed premise (but try to get people to see it when they've got their precious theories on the line).

      Also, the halting problem is trivially solved by allowing the arrow of time to reverse at the end of each calculation (say once a second), so that even a near-infinite solution must, by definition, complete in 1 second of "real" time. In other words, either the Turing machine continues to exist after one second, or it disappears - stuck in an infinite time loop. This lets you know that the problem is either solvable, or not.

      As for the "dude" bit, please see my profile thx bye!

    39. Re:The hand of Godel? by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The universe contains complete, formal, logical systems (e.g. computers).

      Real computers are not complete, formal, logical systems.

      Are they not governed by the laws of physics?

      Real computers are, yes. And they are, therefor, not complete, formal, logical systems. The future state of a real computer is not entirely determined by its current state.

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    40. Re:The hand of Godel? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      First problem ( of many ) - a representation of something is not that something. This is something that programmers forget all the time. There is no such thing as objects, methods, function calls, etc.

      In math it is, and a Turing Machine is a mathematical construct and does not exist as such. Asking if the Universe is a Turing Machine is asking if the Universe can be mathematically represented as a Turing Machine.

      In other words, even if you had a machine that was able to represent every single state of the universe, it is not equivalent to the universe.

      However if you did have such a machine and it could not only represent every state, it could also calculate the next state, and it was a type of Turing Machine, you could conclude that the Universe was a type of Turing Machine. All Turing Machines are (mathematically) equivalent. "Equivalent" does not mean "is" in a material sense. Two computers with the same parameters are equivalent, but they are not the same physical computer.

      However, what you offer is not proof by contradiction. It buys into the idea that there's the possibility that the universe might be represented by a Turing machine. That's the flawed premise (but try to get people to see it when they've got their precious theories on the line).

      But that was the question posed. "Is the Universe equivalent to a Turing Machine". The answer is no. You said prove it. It was proven. The Universe is not, and cannot be, any kind of Turing Machine.

      Also, the halting problem is trivially solved by allowing the arrow of time to reverse at the end of each calculation. In other words, either the Turing machine continues to exist after one second, or it disappears - stuck in an infinite time loop.

      That only "solves" the problem for beings within the universe who are unaware of any such time reversals. If the Universe were a Turing Machine, then it would be performing the time reversals, and it would be the Universe itself that would be stuck in an infinite time loop.

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    41. Re:The hand of Godel? by master_p · · Score: 1

      A theory of everything will be a set of mathematical laws, based on some axioms. These axioms will not be proven, but it does not matter. What matters is that this theory will describe every phenomenon.

    42. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've lost count of the number of moronic posts tomhudson has made. Seriously dude, go back and study logic, or math or something but get a clue or stop posting so much crap.

    43. Re:The hand of Godel? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      U cannot contain neither semi decidable nor undecidable problems (which was our base assumption).

      This is incorrect. Any computer can represent problems for which there are no solution, as well as problems for which the representation is wrong, including a Turing machine (it just takes longer.)

      The machine is not the problem; the map is not the territory; your perceptions only metaphor, and not even (necessarily) the same metaphor as the next person who comes along.

      Which is not to say that the universe is in any way likely to be a running program. Just that constructions like yours, which proclaim absolutes based upon inherently flawed understandings of what computers can and cannot do, are incoherent.

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    44. Re:The hand of Godel? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Information, contrary to popular belief, is not equivalent to the thing being described.

      Ah, but it is, if the program interpreting it says it is. You fell right into your own trap. In this case, the map isn't what you think it is. The question is, in that situation, would you have any way of knowing that was the case? Of course not. And since you don't have the answer to that, you don't have the answer to the "is the universe a computer program" question, either.

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    45. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The universe is not a computer problem. The universe is also not a computational device. There's a gaping hole in your argument - the difference between == (equivalency) and === (identity), just as the picture is not the thing.

    46. Re:The hand of Godel? by Goldsmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know Godel as well as some other people here, but I do know physics and you're making a lot of assumptions there, starting with that the universe can be "derived" from a theory of everything. The name is a little unfortunate, but the goal of a theory of everything is to create a unified description of the fundamental forces, not a program to simulate the entire universe. If you wanted to simply say "the theory of everything won't be able to tell you absolutely everything about every particle in the universe," you'd be right, and probably that's where you're going with your incompleteness thing.

      More fundamentally though, you're assuming the universe is a logical system. From a physicists point of view, it is a happy coincidence that rigorous mathematics is useful in describing the universe, but there is nothing that demands that this is the case (more practically: we're happy in physics to have assumptions about things like causality and time invariance, where needed).

      This may sound crazy to most people, but why exactly mathematics has been so successful in physics is still a subject of debate among physicists: whether mathematics approximates an ultimately imperfect physical reality or mathematics *is* physical reality. I don't think it will be settled soon.

    47. Re:The hand of Godel? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Again, as you have failed to comprehend: It is, if the program interpreting it says it is.

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    48. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The program is not the universe. Claiming otherwise makes no difference to reality.

    49. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am unclear with your premise that U must contain all possible problems, P_i. Or perhaps specifically, your premise that the physical universe must be able to "solve things"? Indeed the universe may not actually contain the infinite length of tape to actually compute such a problems P_i.

      In my mind, the idea of the universe being equivalent to a Turing Machine implies the idea that the laws of physics can be described by a computer program. That is to say given user input (in this case, say the position, velocity and composition of every particle in the universe), we can compute the next state of the universe (i.e. what will happen in a second from now). Interesting to note though is that if the universe is a Turing machine (in the manner I'm speaking of), the laws of physics can be consistently and completely described by the table/transition-function of that Turing machine.

    50. Re:The hand of Godel? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      What sort of definition of the word "buggy" are you using in reference to the operation of the universe? The universe is how it is. Saying it is buggy assumes that it is not operating the way it ought to be, a judgment I don't think you or anyone else could possibly make.

      I also don't see how the laws of physics could evolve. How would the mechanism of natural selection work here?

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    51. Re:The hand of Godel? by emt377 · · Score: 1

      Any computer can represent problems for which there are no solution, as well as problems for which the representation is wrong, including a Turing machine (it just takes longer.)

      Undecidable problems have no (TM) solution in finite time. Hence the halting problem.

    52. Re:The hand of Godel? by Prune · · Score: 1

      How is it uncountable? By the Bekenstein bound, within any finite volume there is a finite number of distinguishable quantum states, related to the volume's surface area. Since these volumes are not infinitesimally small, there is only a countable infinity of them in an infinite space/time extent universe. So there is only a countably infinite number of distinguishable quantum states in the universe.

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    53. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prove it.

      Easy. Proof by contradiction:

      Assume there is a universal (and extremely long) string U that encodes a countable set containing all problems P_i (encoded as decision problems) that are possible in this Universe. We can trivially see that indeed U must contain all problems that exist for it to represent the Universe. Otherwise, it does not represent the Universe.

      Furthermore, if every decision problem P_i in U is decidable, then there is a (not necessarily unique) Turing Machine T_i that halts in finite time for each problem P_i in U. With this assumption, then there would be a Universal Turing Machine T that is a chain of all turning machines T_i that can compute (and thus give meaning) to all problems P_i in U (the string encoding of the universe.) That is, T is the universe.

      But the halting problem is not in U. In fact, U cannot contain neither semi decidable nor undecidable problems (which was our base assumption). However, the halting problem (and all other semi-decidable and undecidable problems) exists in the Universe. U then, cannot be an encoding of the universe, and T (a turing machine) cannot be the Universe either.

      qed.

      This is not a proof. You have two glaring flaws:
      1.) You can encode undecidable problems without needing any method (Turing or otherwise) to decide them. (A Turing-complete universe can contain undecidable problems. It simply cannot decide them, which is fine since it only needs to run finite processes)
      2.) A universal Turing machine is not a universe. Do not confuse a description of an object with the object itself. Axiom sets and models are not interchangeable.

    54. Re:The hand of Godel? by Prune · · Score: 1

      Any physical process within the universe cannot be more powerful than a finite computational machine due to the Bekenstein bound. Humans cannot even be as powerful as Turing machines, only as powerful as linearly bounded automata, because you cannot grow your Turing "tape" (memory) infinitely as your light cone includes ever increasing spatial extent because accelerating expansion means you will still only have finite matter and energy to encode things in, even in infinite time.

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    55. Re:The hand of Godel? by FrangoAssado · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here is a way it could possibly not apply.

      Your argument seems to be this (please correct me if I'm misrepresenting it):

      Take the formal system of the "theory of everything", call it TOE. By Godel's theorem, there exists a certain arithmetic statement (G) that is independent of TOE. Because the universe is Turing complete, it's possible to physically build a Turing machine (M) whose output (or, even better, whether it halts or not) depends on the truth value of G. Since G is undecidable in TOE, the "theory of everything" can't predict what would physically happen if we actually build M in the physical world. So, this means that the "theory of everything" can't actually predict everything.

      One possible objection is the following:

      When you follow Godel's proof, you notice that the arithmetic statement that the proof constructs involves huge numbers, and that the more axioms you put on your system, the larger the numbers involved must be (if you don't remember just how huge the numbers are, go back and check it: it's mind boggling, even for the relatively simple formal system used by Godel).

      That in itself would not be a problem, since we're only talking about the theoretical possibility of the existence of the "theory of everything". But, it turns out that it's possible (and even probable) that our universe is not actually Turing complete because there's a limit to how much computation is possible even in principle. That is, it's possible that the formal system of the "theory of everything" is complex enough that in order to build the Turing machine that would be unpredictable, you'd either have put so much in too little space that it would become a black hole, or you'd have to spread it out so much (in order to prevent the black hole) that the universe expansion would make one end of the Turing machine inaccessible to the other end, and so the machine wouldn't be able to compute anymore.

      In case that last point is not too clear, you can find a much better explanation in this lecture (search for "So what does any of this have to do with computation?").

      I'm not saying that this is the case, but it's certainly a possibility that has not been ruled out (and maybe it's even true).

    56. Re:The hand of Godel? by emt377 · · Score: 1

      If all information in universe-a was being used to simulate universe-b either: 1) Overhead from the simulation would cause the limitation effect. 2) There is no overhead, universe-a perfectly simulates universe-b with no overhead. In this case, they are equivalent and the same.

      The problem is the universe is a special place where things like the uncertainty principle apply. This makes life difficult for Turing Machines. The UP makes it clear that not only can't we obtain perfect state information (it's limited to a certain granularity) - but furthermore that it's unknowable. There are a number of physical experiments that a computer couldn't simulate without going back in time to avoid an impossible result.

    57. Re:The hand of Godel? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Aren't the laws of physics axioms for the universe?

      No, they may be axioms for our theories about the universe, but not the universe itself.

    58. Re:The hand of Godel? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "Incomplete" and "inconsistent" in this context aren't exactly as they may seem either.

    59. Re:The hand of Godel? by PenguiN42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      However, the halting problem (and all other semi-decidable and undecidable problems) exists in the Universe.

      This is a HUGE assumption on which your entire argument hinges, so I think you need to define it more precisely, and provide some evidence that it is true.

      Your argument seems to fall apart due to equivocation -- at the beginning you define a set of "problems" that the universe turing machine has to solve. For example, one of those "problems" might be "if you arrange mass in a certain configuration, in which direction will it accelerate?"

      However, you then include "the halting problem" in this set. Bzzzt, full stop. This is a decidedly different sense of the word "problem." In this case, we're talking about an abstract idea that only exists as definitions on paper and in peoples' minds, but doesn't actually physically exist in the universe. In other words, our universe can talk about and consider and represent undecidable problems, but that doesn't mean it can actually solve them.

      If you disagree, please describe a phyisical system that is "the halting problem" or some other undecidable problem and show that the universe can indeed resolve it.

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    60. Re:The hand of Godel? by scatter_gather · · Score: 1

      Again, as you have failed to comprehend: It is, if the program interpreting it says it is.

      Cool, proof via bold type. You sir, are an idiot!
      QED

    61. Re:The hand of Godel? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's not so good at doing arithmetic? In science we're also not too hung up on proving anything, never mind everything, true or false.

    62. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether the universe may or may not be simulated perfectly by a Turing machine is impossible to know. The only insight we can have about the universe comes from observations we make of it, and there can only be a finite number of those over a finite amount of time. And of course, for any finite number of observations, there trivially exists at least one Turing machine that produces them.

      For instance, even if the universe was continuous, we would never be able to conclusively show it, because this is something we can only investigate up to a finite precision. For sure, we may have models for the universe that assume continuity, but in practice, they could never be told apart from discrete models of sufficient precision. Furthermore, even if the universe contained an oracle for the halting problem, how could we actually verify that? If it got the answer wrong sometimes, for problems that take eons to terminate anyway, how would you know?

      Regardless of whether the universe is equivalent to a Turing machine or not, the fact remains that it is indistinguishable from one.

    63. Re:The hand of Godel? by cstacy · · Score: 1

      The universe is not a computer problem. The universe is also not a computational device. There's a gaping hole in your argument - the difference between == (equivalency) and === (identity), just as the picture is not the thing.

      The universe is a sphere, 700 meters in diameter.

    64. Re:The hand of Godel? by slacknatcher · · Score: 1

      how the universe is turing complete? you suppose that, you cant know it certainly

    65. Re:The hand of Godel? by slacknatcher · · Score: 1

      i'm no quite sure about that, logic is only a small part of math, certainly math can work even without the bivalent aristotelic logic search fuzzy logic for that, also if you have read some book of physics, physics search for a base, something to build upon, math is used like a lenguage to that purpouse. to aclare this dicotomy let me tell one the phrases of my Teachers. "if the universe collapse, and it regenerate again, the laws of mathematics are the same?, probably no because math is a purely human invention, instead physics search for a principle that can be valid to this new universe too"

    66. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's set theory.

    67. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this:

      We discover that the grand unified theory is a recursive NP algorithm that, if run long enough, describes the absolute energy density of any given point in space at any given point in time. Time and the universe as we know it is a continuous evaluation of this algorithm. If P = NP, then we would be able to determine the future. Knowing the future, we could change it. That creates an impossible contradiction. I think Godel fits somewhere in there and also proves P = NP if the grand unified theory is NP.

    68. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oblig. xkcd

    69. Re:The hand of Godel? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Researchers have been seduced by subjectively elegant and simple equations all the way back to F=MA ... these worked well enough, but were ultimately wrong, the truth was more complex and nuanced, but now we're finding the universe is fuzzy, clumsy and possibly buggy (inflation, possible variations in c, other weirdness).

      There's yet to be any evidence the universe doesn't run on very specific mathematical rules. For example, there's a very good reason for inflation having to do with the 'pressure' at high energy states.

      There's been occasional theories tossed about with C (or other cosmological constants) changing values, but there hasn't been any actual evidence for it.

    70. Re:The hand of Godel? by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Physics is not a strict superset of logic, nor of math.

    71. Re:The hand of Godel? by qmaqdk · · Score: 1

      ...so I really don't see how it wouldn't apply.

      Then you should reread Gödel's theorem. And proof.

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    72. Re:The hand of Godel? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      His computer is not Turing-complete. Nowhere near. In fact, it's closer to not being a computer at all than it is to being Turing-complete.

    73. Re:The hand of Godel? by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      First problem ( of many ) - a representation of something is not that something. This is something that programmers forget all the time. There is no such thing as objects, methods, function calls, etc. Those are just representations. At a higher level, ordering a pizza online, and them sending you a fax of that pizza, is not going to work either. Even them sending you a complete description of the state of every single atom in a pizza is not going to work. Information, contrary to popular belief, is not equivalent to the thing being described.

      In other words, even if you had a machine that was able to represent every single state of the universe, it is not equivalent to the universe. Any description of something, no matter how detailed, is not that thing, no matter how many times people chant "information theory says otherwise." It's like the pastor who preaches against same-sex marriage, saying it's unnatural and that same-sex behaviour doesn't occur in nature, but completely ignores the male dog humping his leg.

      However, what you offer is not proof by contradiction. It buys into the idea that there's the possibility that the universe might be represented by a Turing machine. That's the flawed premise (but try to get people to see it when they've got their precious theories on the line).

      Also, the halting problem is trivially solved by allowing the arrow of time to reverse at the end of each calculation (say once a second), so that even a near-infinite solution must, by definition, complete in 1 second of "real" time. In other words, either the Turing machine continues to exist after one second, or it disappears - stuck in an infinite time loop. This lets you know that the problem is either solvable, or not.

      As for the "dude" bit, please see my profile thx bye!

      There are so many things wrong and illogical with this post that don't even know where to begin. I will simply focus on the following:

      Also, the halting problem is trivially solved by allowing the arrow of time to reverse at the end of each calculation (say once a second)

      It's not only trivially solvable by allowing time reversal. At any point where you allow a turing machine to either a) execute an unbounded amount of steps per unit of time, and/or b) execute steps instantaneously (t=0), then it becomes solvable.

      Here we are entering the realm of hypercomputability... and I knew it would not take long for a clueless poster to make a mention of it at the sight of the halting problem. You went for the bait just as I predicted it

      By your own admission then, the halting problem would require a turing machine to perform an act forbidden by physics. I made a mention of the halting problem with premeditation, to see who would be the first to suggest such an inane thing (inane in the context of whether the Universe is Turing Computable.)

      You asked for proof that the Universe is not Turing Computable. I gave you one by demonstrating that one problem in the universe is not turing computable. You can't equate the Universe to a Turing Machine and at the same time allow an uncomputable function be part of it.

      Furthermore, you cannot balk at it and say that - and I quote you -

      First problem ( of many ) - a representation of something is not that something. This is something that programmers forget all the time. There is no such thing as objects, methods, function calls, etc.

      Yes, a representation of something is not that something. But the question was whether the Universe is equivalent to a Turing Machine. That is, whether the Universe is equivalent to a - guess what? - a mathematical representation of a computation device.

      By asking to prove it or disprove it, you asked for a proof of the Universe being reduced to a - guess what again? - a mathematical representation of - guess what again? - another mathematical representation of a computing

    74. Re:The hand of Godel? by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      The universe is not a computer problem. The universe is also not a computational device. There's a gaping hole in your argument - the difference between == (equivalency) and === (identity), just as the picture is not the thing.

      So by your own admission, the Universe is not Turing Equivalent. And in fact, it's not even comparable. So why then did you ask for a proof that the Universe is not equivalent to a Turing Machine then?

    75. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Just one quick comment - it's trivially solvable by allowing the reversal of time, and that's a valid postulate, since it's certainly easier to envision a change of direction in time (time is a dimension, after all) than it is to envision an infinitely long tape.

      If you can have your infinitely long tape, and infinite time in which to work with it, and infinite space to store it in, and an infinite power supply to run it (even the first movement of the tape would require infinite energy since it's ... well ... infinite), then I can certainly have my reversal of time each second.

    76. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Just because someone says something doesn't mean that I'm going to buy into their reasoning as to how they got there. For example, I'll agree that there's day and night, but I won't agree that that's because the sun and the stars revolve around the earth.

    77. Re:The hand of Godel? by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      non sequitur

    78. Re:The hand of Godel? by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      Just one quick comment - it's trivially solvable by allowing the reversal of time, and that's a valid postulate, since it's certainly easier to envision a change of direction in time (time is a dimension, after all) than it is to envision an infinitely long tape.

      Yes, time is a dimension. And no, the Universe enforces one direction and one direction only to displacement on that dimension. Remember, the question was whether the Universe is equivalent (or not) to a Turing Machine (and the later, but definition, does not allow time reversal.)

      So, the Universe forbids traveling back in time, and a Turing Machine is not a hypercomputing device.

      If you can have your infinitely long tape, and infinite time in which to work with it, and infinite space to store it in, and an infinite power supply to run it (even the first movement of the tape would require infinite energy since it's ... well ... infinite), then I can certainly have my reversal of time each second.

      That's begging the question. All the prerequisites you have listed do not imply the capacity of moving on the time dimension in a direction opposite to what the laws of physics enforce.

    79. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that nobody in the universe can do arithmetic?

    80. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes.... but how long does it take the train 1 (Tr_1) to get to station A (S_a), assuming Turing Machine T_i is processing P_i problems in the U?

    81. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      And no, the Universe enforces one direction and one direction only to displacement on that dimension.

      The universe does no such thing.

      First, the universe is not a sentient being - it cannot "forbid" anything. It is what it is, nothing more, nothing less. I know this might seem nit-picky, but we often make anthropomorphism that tend to get ingrained, and then we overlook the consequences.

      Which brings us to one of those "consequences" -

      Second, there is no evidence that time only goes in one direction. Here's one paper that proposes differently.

      But let's take a simple thought experiment. We all "know" that entropy increases in any system over time, and that eventually there will be no energy differential - all matter will be at the same temperature, so no "work" can be done. This is the "heat death" - though what that uniform temperature could be is irrelevant for the current discussion.

      So at that point, all we have is particles moving in random directions with exactly the same amount of energy.

      So we wait .. and wait ... and wait.

      Eventually, any random distribution will give rise to patterns. For example, instead of the air molecules in a room being distributed completely evenly, if we wait billions of years, there will, just by random chance, arise a distribution where many more are on one side than the other. We now have a pressure differential - and a temperature differential. Some small amount of work could be done.

      Sure, it would tend to degrade immediately, but the point is that past a certain level of randomness, with enough time, you can generate a pattern that is not random. Like a million million monkeys typing out the complete works of Shakespeare.

      Normally, creating a reduction of entropy locally requires that the entropy of the entire system increase, since no process is 100% efficient. In this case, however, the overall entropy of the universe has decreased - and all physicists agree that in a universe with decreasing over-all entropy, time runs backwards, or at least seems to.

      Given enough time (and in a universe at heat death, time becomes meaningless, so that "heat death" will never be more than an ill-defined instant that we can approach but never actually reach), time will flow backwards by the simple reduction of entropy in the overall universe. Most of the time, no really significant reduction will occur, but just like those million million monkeys can eventually get Shakespeare right, given enough time, even the universe can reach a state that is not distinguishable from today, or even a parallel one where almost everything is the same. Also note that there is now no need for a mysterious "superposition of states" - they're just a natural part of the universe doing the random walk.

      Think of it as the "conservation of entropy and time" law.

    82. Re:The hand of Godel? by Tisha_AH · · Score: 1

      Since when did Hawking become the end-all, be-all font of all wisdom? Yes, he is a brilliant man who has more intellectual power in one lobe of his brain than most people have in their entire heads. He sells us his "Theory of Everything" as if there is a universal truth right around the corner and more recently has began to express his opinions on God and faith.

      It is nihilistic of him to now proclaim that there is likely no universal set of rules that can apply to both the quantum and macroscopic world. It is as if he is ready to dismiss it all because the secrets have not been revealed to or by him. I think we need to book this guy as a judge on America's Got Talent as he has such a irrefutable claim on knowing what's right.

      Maybe, just maybe, the universe is a lot more complicated than even he (or we) can conceive. In the twilight of his career Dr. Hawking has lost his sense of wonder with the universe and wants the toy box put up on the shelf in the garage.

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    83. Re:The hand of Godel? by witherby · · Score: 1

      If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe!

    84. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...a representation of something is not that something. This is something that programmers forget all the time... At a higher level, ordering a pizza online, and them sending you a fax of that pizza, is not going to work either.

      It will once we get the deserialization working.

    85. Re:The hand of Godel? by Zarf · · Score: 1

      I had read the terse "no" to mean the Universe wasn't Turing Complete and I didn't read the original question very closely.

      I can accept the idea the Universe isn't a Turing machine. But, it has to be at least as complex if not more so. This means that Kurt Gödel's ideas would apply to mathematical theorem about the Universe... leading to the conclusion you can't understand everything with one theory.

      For example... try proving 1 + 1 = 2 without resorting to Set theory.

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    86. Re:The hand of Godel? by Zarf · · Score: 1

      In the universe the tape is time.

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    87. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've lost count of the number of moronic posts Anonymous Coward has made. Seriously dude, go back and study logic, or math or something but get a clue or stop posting so much crap.

    88. Re:The hand of Godel? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > First, the universe is not a sentient being - it cannot "forbid" anything.

      If you will pardon the pun, that is a mighty big ASSUMPTION.

      And I'm not even going to get into the fact that you don't even know what consciousness is... let alone matter.

    89. Re:The hand of Godel? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      The program is not the universe.

      The postulated condition was, if the program were the universe. So, if the program always returns 2+2=3, then that is, in fact, how things work in the universe. And you would know no different.

      What's happening here is that you are failing to consider the proposed conditions; you're depending upon your presumptions (which, in the proposal, are supplied by the program) to detect the program, hence your claim that "the program is not the universe." However, you would be in no better position to detect such a situation than a software DNA-breeding agent would be to determine what CPU is actually running inside an emulated machine.

      For instance, I've written a 6809 emulator. You can write any possible program, or chain of programs (program storage is effectively unlimited) in 6809 machine language, or any higher level language within the system, and there are exactly zero ways that program(s) could determine that it's actually running on 2010-era Intel hardware. In other words, the universe is what the program running it (the emulator) says it is, and it is trivial to demonstrate that this can be absolutely enforced.

      You see, in such a circumstance, you have neither the tools or the senses to address the issue, nor is there any certainty there could be indirect means made available to you to create tools and/or senses. Because it could be designed that way, as is my emulation.

      So again, if the situation is -- the universe is a program, and it's designed to not let you know that -- you are very unlikely to be in a position to prove otherwise. And again, not that I particularly think this is even slightly likely; but it's still amusing to see someone argue against the possibility. This is exactly the same kind of proof religion is immune from. You can't prove a negative. It's not just hard, it's impossible. It doesn't make the proposition any more likely, but it does completely dispose of certain arguments for impossibility. Most definitely including yours. :)

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    90. Re:The hand of Godel? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Yes, us intelligent types will, from time to time, use typographical cues to re-emphasize missed points. Unfortunately, you dimwitted types fail to catch the cue, and concentrate on the typography. Good luck with that. Oh look, italics!

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    91. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Sure it's an assumption - but O don't see the universe complaining about it :-)

      Call me when it says otherwise.

    92. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Whether the emulation can determine it's an emulation or not is entirely irrelevant to the question of reality. It's an emulation, not reality. It might be equal to a real 6809, but it's NOT a 6809. Again, == (equality) is not === (identity), which is why we have the two separate concepts in the first place.

      Your statement "You can't prove a negative" must either itself be unprovable, or false. It turns out that it's false.

      "You can't prove that there are no positive integer solutions to an + bn = cn for n > 2." has in fact been proven, and it only takes one example.

    93. Re:The hand of Godel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a strange way, you both correct. Essentially Godel's Incompleteness theorem simply says that there are more possibilities than actualities. Applying a political spin to this, Hawking is trying to get people out of the box. We shouldn't be searching for a ToE, because by doing so we are not focusing on what matters: the observable data. There are far more ways to interpret the observable data than there are actual theories which currently exist. If the observable data leads us to 5 different incompatible theories, well then that's the best description we have. But, IF a single coherent theory exists, the observable data will eventually lead us to that conclusion as well. However, if we take the opposite stance, and are looking for a single theory, we might overlook the fact that no such theory exists. Hawking is proving his true genius (at least, to me) by taking the stance that there is no ToE.

    94. Re:The hand of Godel? by scatter_gather · · Score: 1

      Repeating your point, regardless of typography, does not make it any more valid. Just because your supposed point was dismissed does not mean it was missed to begin with. If you say something often enough, it does not make it true.

    95. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      ...a representation of something is not that something. This is something that programmers forget all the time... At a higher level, ordering a pizza online, and them sending you a fax of that pizza, is not going to work either.

      It will once we get the deserialization working.

      Nice one!

    96. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The postulated condition was, if the program were the universe.

      You know that's a major logic fail - using an assumption to "prove" that same assumption. You assume that there's a program running the universe, then say "see, they're equivalent".

      That's like saying "Assume that 1+1 = 3" and then at the end saying "See, I proved 1 + 1 = 3".

    97. Re:The hand of Godel? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Whether the emulation can determine it's an emulation or not is entirely irrelevant to the question of reality. It's an emulation, not reality. It might be equal to a real 6809, but it's NOT a 6809.

      So? This does not, in any way, mean that the program running on it can't do everything a real 6809 can do, or that the reality for the program isn't limited to the emulation. Likewise, it doesn't mean that you, running as part of the universe program, can't do everything that program lets you do -- it's the allowed subset of the reality that you'd get to exercise. That the universe is a program is not an idea that all there is, is said program, in fact the implication has to be there is much more (only there's no possibility you're going to know about it unless it's designed so you can.)

      Your statement "You can't prove a negative" must either itself be unprovable, or false. It turns out that it's false.

      "You can't prove that there are no positive integer solutions to an + bn = cn for n > 2." has in fact been proven, and it only takes one example.

      This is irrelevant drivel. When I say "you can't prove a negative", I mean a negative assertion such as "there is no god" or "the universe is not a program."

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    98. Re:The hand of Godel? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Except that's not what I did, Tom. You're being disingenuous. It's a hypothetical, which is necessary to establish what one might, or might not, be able to bring as evidence supporting it, ideas about it, attempting to falsify it.

      If X, then (these); now we examine (these) and see how, or if, X breaks.

      And the bottom line is, if the universe we exist within is that established by a program, there is no condition necessary such that you would have any way of telling that were the case. That would be entirely up to the Author(s.) There's no argument you can make that is sufficient to counter this, because that's the nature of any programmed system: it is what the program says it is, even if that's not something obvious, or strictly speaking, correct. Such as an arbitrary, erroneous, or simply annoying case of 1+1=3. Such as things on the macro scale not obeying the same laws as things on the micro scale. Etc.

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    99. Re:The hand of Godel? by vigour · · Score: 1

      . An oracular theory of everything can predict the outcome of any experiment in a finite amount of time, albeit possibly a very long, long time.?

      Personally I like to use the wavefunction of the universe

      Ducks...

    100. Re:The hand of Godel? by vigour · · Score: 1

      > First, the universe is not a sentient being - it cannot "forbid" anything. If you will pardon the pun, that is a mighty big ASSUMPTION. And I'm not even going to get into the fact that you don't even know what consciousness is... let alone matter.

      Occam would like his razor back.

      A universe without an all encompassing sentience is a simpler, more reasonable assumption compared to a sentient universe. That does not rule it out, or forbid it; it just make it less likely. Likewise, the universe does not actively prevent things from occurring, one example is the that of the so-called forbidden transitions in energy states of a nucleus. They are nominally forbidden by selection rules, but there is a finite, measurable probability for a transition to occur.

      In your defence, a sentient universe would certainly be interesting, but as you stated, we already have enough difficulty understanding our sentience let alone something on the scale of the universe.

    101. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      But you START with the assumption that there is in fact a program running a simulation. You cannot use an assumption to prove that assumption, which is the logical fail that you're engaging in.

      Just because A is possible doesn't mean that it's necessary.

      This is irrelevant drivel. When I say "you can't prove a negative", I mean a negative assertion such as "there is no god" or "the universe is not a program."

      Negative assertions that are easily disproved. The police are looking for a person of the male gender and african heritage with brown eyes in their late 70s or more, who totaled their black car at a certain location on September 30th at 4pm, who fled the scene leaving behind a severed finger, and a wallet identifying them as so-and-so.

      10 negative assertions that are easily proven:

      1. I am not dark-skinned.(Proof: Use your eyes.)
      2. I am not male. (Proof: see above)
      3. I am not brown-eyed. (Proof: see above)
      4. I am not that old.(Proof: see above)
      5. My car is not black.(Proof: It's parked in my garage - go and look)
      6. It is not totaled.(Proof: see above)
      7. I was not at that location at that time. (Proof: 6 witnesses that I was in a meeting between 3pm and 5pm)
      8. I did not lose a finger. (Proof: Here, look at my hands)
      9. I did not leave behind a wallet (Proof: It's in my purse)
      10. My name is not so-and-so (Proof: here's some photo ID)

      All these are negative assertions, and all are easily proven, so your statement "You can't prove a negative" is just silly. If you gave it any thought, you would have already realized that, instead of just parroting it.

      But an even more basic example: 1 minus 1 is not not zero.

      We prove negative assertions all the time in our lives.

    102. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Here's the original post, where you attempt to change the terms of the debate.

      And even then, your argument is false. Information is NOT the thing being described.

      To take your 6809 example (a great cpu to program for - I learned assembler on it on a coco with 64k) - a 6809 emulator running on an i86 is NOT the same thing. Sure, to the program running inside the simulator it might appear to be, but it's not - the reality is that it's being simulated - the 6809 doesn't exist.

      You can't for example, fry the 6809 with a voltage spike, unsolder it, and solder in another (been there, done that). If you tried to, you'd be mistaking information for the thing being described.

      What the program thinks is irrelevant. We can also posit ghosts, and "explain" misplacing our keys that way. Doesn't make it real, even though, for the person who wants to cling to that believe, for them it *is* "real" (for values of real that diverge sharply from reality).

      Again, information, or a description of a thing, no matter how complete, is not the thing being described. There's a fundamental difference between equality and identity, which is why we have bot the "==" and the "===" notations.

    103. Re:The hand of Godel? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      The thing is, frying the 6809 is something outside its ken. It is a form of death, if you like - an event only meaningful outside its universe, because should it happen, there is no more 6809. So it really doesn't matter if the 6809 can detect it or not. What matters is, what the 6809 perceives of the reality it *can* access. And that's ALL that matters. To the 6809 -- in the same position as you would be inside a "universe program" -- all is well and normal.

      It doesn't *matter* if there is a larger universe, if the only universe you know is the one that is made available to you.

      The universe we know could indeed be just a program, and you and I just a portion of that program.

      The ideas of == and === mean entirely different things to the 6809, and the programmer of the emulator. There may be an absolute === at some outer level, or not, but there are certainly multiple shells of it from our perspective, at least.

      And there may be many more as AI comes into its own, something that has either not happened yet in our context, or at least not even a hint of which has been made public. If we can make an AI, then by definition, we can stick it into its own universe, limited entirely to that which we decide it may experience. Rather intriguing.

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    104. Re:The hand of Godel? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      The frying of the 6809 is definitely within it's universe. When I fried mine, it was a REAL event that happened to a REAL cpu.

      The universe we know could indeed be just a program, and you and I just a portion of that program.

      In which case you might as well stop arguing now, because by definition your argument is totally meaningless, and can therefore be ignored.

      You might as well argue that I am God. After all, that's much more likely, based on available evidence. Unlike your hypothetical program, there is some evidence that *I* exist.

    105. Re:The hand of Godel? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      In which case you might as well stop arguing now, because by definition your argument is totally meaningless, and can therefore be ignored.

      If that is so, however, then you are also totally meaningless and can be ignored. :)

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    106. Re:The hand of Godel? by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      There's yet to be any evidence the universe doesn't run on very specific mathematical rules. For example, there's a very good reason for inflation having to do with the 'pressure' at high energy states. [ShakaUVM]

      Huh? Your customarily vague but authoritative comment which doesn't include an "IANAP" disclaimer will just reinforce the disturbingly common impression that physicists are bullshitting about concepts like inflation and dark matter.

      The cosmology course I've mentioned was taught by Dr. Nanopoulos using Kolb's The Early Universe. He pointed out that physicists have known for decades that something like inflation is required to explain the isotropy of the cosmic microwave background radiation. Kolb disusses these topics in chapter 8, though his overview is somewhat dated now. WMAP has since observed temperature fluctuations on the 10^(-5) level, which matches predictions based on modelling quantum fluctuations in the early universe. More precisely, inflation predicts that these fluctuations would deviate slightly from the perfect scale invariance expected in a universe without inflation. After 7 years, WMAP can exclude the possibility of a scale invariant spectrum by more than 3 sigma. The WMAP results also show that the universe is perfectly flat, at least to within the limits of measurement. Inflation isn't necessary for the universe to be perfectly flat, but it's sufficient to explain what may seem like "fine-tuning" at first glance.

      That's why physicists think inflation happened, but it's an argument based on how relativistic causality affects the large-scale thermodynamics of the universe, not pressure. Pressure is at least tangentially relevant to almost every physics problem imaginable, though, and inflation is no exception. I've explained that dark energy's negative pressure acts as a kind of anti-gravity. Later, Dr. Stoeger (Jesuit priest, astrophysicist working for the Vatican Observatory) observed that "There is, of course, a much deeper connection between inflation and dark energy. The only way we can really conceive of inflation occurring in the early universe is under the influence of a large amount of vacuum energy, which is a type of dark energy. This dark energy must be quickly transformed into the particles and radiation at the end of inflation. So, it's not at all clear if there is a relationship between the dark energy which drove inflation and the dark energy which we have evidence is driving the gentle acceleration of cosmic expansion now. It may be that the dark energy now may be a remnant of the dark energy left over from the very early universe."

      Then there's the problem of heavy exotic particles predicted by most GUT's; the only one I'm familiar with is the magnetic monopole. In my senior year, I took electrodynamics using the standard Griffiths 3rd ed. Page 327 shows how symmetric Maxwell's equations appear in the presence of magnetic monopoles, and Griffiths opines that they "beg for magnetic charge to exist." My fondest memory of that class is problem 8.12 on page 362, along with footnotes 11

    107. Re:The hand of Godel? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Stop copying my posts onto Dumbscientist.com. If you want to respond to my Slashdot posts, respond on Slashdot. Your site is just not as well constructed.

      >>Huh? Your customarily vague but authoritative comment which doesn't include an "IANAP" disclaimer

      You keep laboring under the delusion that because I got a degree in computer science, I can't possibly be a physics person, regardless of, say, the fact that I got a perfect score on the Physics SAT II and a 5 on the AP Physics test, took physics in college, and have a library shelf full of physics books that I've been reading since then.

      >>will just reinforce the disturbingly common impression that physicists are bullshitting about concepts like inflation and dark matter.

      Khayman, you've gone completely off the deep end, or completely misread my post that you were responding to, or were responding to some other post in the wrong thread.

      My post above talks about the regularity of the rules of the universe, and how there's no evidence of things like C changing values over time. I have no fucking idea how you transition from that to calling into question notions like dark matter, or that physicists don't know what they're talking about. If you want to keep writing these long, unibomber-like screeds responding to 50 different posts by myself, at least make sure that my thesis statement in the one thread you're responding do doesn't *agree* with what you're saying.

    108. Re:The hand of Godel? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Actually, let me give a more detailed response, since the ad hominem from you is getting intolerable. (Yes, the physics courses were at UCSD, and yes, a number of the posts I made were off the top of my head so I have indeed made mistakes. None as stupid as you not understanding what single quotes are, or what they mean, in the English language. Think about the difference between 'pressure' and pressure. I'll give you all the time you want. It's an internet forum.

      1) As I said in my other post, if you disagree with something I say, respond to that post, and don't jumble it together with other posts from years ago. It makes you sound more like the unibomber than a physicist.

      2) "For example, when VShael joined the chorus of slashdotters accusing cosmologists of incompetence and/or unscientific dogma, you agreed with him." Indeed. And I was right, since I was talking about Fred Hoyle and his dogmatic rejection of Big Bang (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Hoyle#Rejection_of_the_Big_Bang) You, however, fly off into unibomber land with your talk about unrelated issues like MOND and Cold Dark Matter, and show that I'm wrong by referencing 95 papers *that have nothing the fuck to do with what I was talking about*. If you're a scientist, as you purport to be, you're a very bad scientist.

      (Note that Hoyle eventually accepted Big Bang theory, when the evidence became overwhelming, but that didn't stop him from originally rejecting the theory because he didn't like the philosophical implications of it.)

      3) "Either one would be a massive improvement over the current situation where you repeatedly pose as a physicist while spouting vague gibberish. (http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1812994&cid=33833012)" You know that I don't have a single post inside that hyperlink you provided? While it may look impressive to put tons of hyperlinks into your posts, you come off very poorly when people check your "references". Your link leads to posts by Syousef. Perhaps you got confused because both of our usernames start with 'S'?

      4) "After reviewing the surfacestations FAQ (where he fumbles with that lid) and comparing it to your claims, I'm inclined to agree with you. But I've already addressed that kind of "research."" Why are you talking about AGW in a thread about the consistency of the rules of physics? Besides trying to engage in ad homimem? Especially since your ad hominem includes assigning me claims of "gibberish" by linking to posts that aren't even by me. If you want to argue a particular topic, do so - but by this laughably dishonest (did you think that people would just never bother to check your references?) attempt at discrediting someone on the internet, you're just exploding any cachet you had with anyone who cares.

      5) "Even in classical statistical mechanics, the probability of all the oxygen in a room moving into a corner isn't zero, just absurdly small. In the MWI, this fact is explained by saying that the relative amplitude of this "suffocation" branch of the wavefunction is absurdly small. The absolute square of this relative amplitude is proportional to the chance that we find ourselves in that branch." Your other great talent is to restate what I say, and make it sounds like I was wrong when I said it. There's various interpretations of QM (which I mention above, which you state as if you didn't just quote me on it), and so how you look at very fundamental things like entanglement vary. This is not to say that the mechanics of entanglement vary, but rather what it means. The point I was making above about the MWI is that there is a difference between things that are logically impossible (a married bachelor) and things that are just very very unlikely (a different world - assuming MWI - in which all the air left my room and I suffocated). If you think Dr. Zurek says I'm wrong because it is *too* unlikely, then so be it. There's other people that disagree with him, too. But you missed the fundamental point, which was about the difference betw

    109. Re:The hand of Godel? by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      Stop copying my posts onto Dumbscientist.com.

      Nah.

      Perhaps you got confused because both of our usernames start with 'S'? ... Especially since your ad hominem includes assigning me claims of "gibberish" by linking to posts that aren't even by me. If you want to argue a particular topic, do so - but by this laughably dishonest (did you think that people would just never bother to check your references?) attempt at discrediting someone on the internet, you're just exploding any cachet you had with anyone who cares.

      That link defines the word "gibberish" as I mean it in this context:

      What you need to understand is that what you said, while sounding philosophical to the uneducated is gibberish. To a scientist what you said sounds something like "What if what I thought was my hand was actually an ardvaark in disguise".

      I'll see your Griffiths and raise you a Feynman, Greene, and Gershenfeld. ... If your interpretation of your introductory textbook was correct, semiconductors wouldn't work. Read up on them some time.

      Sure. Just quote the page numbers and passages (like I did) which support your claim that conservation of energy doesn't apply across very short time scales. Make sure that you're not misinterpreting the concept of quantum foam to support a confused pop-science notion that energy conservation is violated by much slower processes like nuclear decay or anything happening in semiconductors.

      The fact that you're taking seriously Penrose's idea means that you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

      I guess I should've mentioned that "I'm heavily skeptical of this claim."

      You might want to read up some time on baryogenesis, CP violation, and the big question about why there's more matter in the universe than anti-matter.

      Ironically, the reference I gave to Kolb p157 is the first page of chapter 6... which is called "Baryogenesis." I suppose I should've mentioned (twice) that CP violation is considered along with baryon number violation caused by processes like sphalerons.

      ... Khayman, you've gone completely off the deep end ... you sound more like the unibomber than a physicist. ... If you want to keep writing these long, unibomber-like screeds ... If you're a scientist, as you purport to be, you're a very bad scientist.

      That's Mr. Unabomber to you.

    110. Re:The hand of Godel? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      And just because it's funny to mine your rambling posts for examples of you trying to be annoying and pedantic, but failing:

      Huh? The Michelson-Morley experiment has nothing to do with your "notion that inertia somehow doesn't apply to light." Inertia wasn't the problem, galilean [dumbscientist.com] relativity was. Light most certainly does have inertia in special relativity, as anyone who designs solar sails could tell you. If you don't know any, just open Jackson 3rd ed to page 259, calculate a Poynting vector as in equation 6.109, divide by c^2 as in equation 6.123, and remember that non-zero inertia is necessary for non-zero momentum

      Light has *momentum*. Technically, it's just p = hf. I'm not sure why you need to reference a textbook, but you seem to go about everything in bizarre and unproductive ways.

      Whether or not light has *inertia* depends on your definition of inertia. Some people say that momentum and inertia are the same thing (including Einstein, so you're in good company), but I only consider objects with mass to have inertia, as a massless object cannot have an inertial reference frame that makes any sense. A number of people agree with me. For example, Greene equates inertia with particles with mass.

      In any event, you're again missing my point in a bad attempt to be pedantic, which is that, for example, light launched from the front of a spaceship flying by me will travel at the same speed as light coming out of my stationary (in my reference frame) computer monitor. This *was* a revolutionary discovery. You're quite wrong that it was an expected result - read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelson%E2%80%93Morley_experiment, and look at the number of times they kept trying to get the experiment to "succeed".

    111. Re:The hand of Godel? by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      Light has *momentum*. Technically, it's just p = hf. I'm not sure why you need to reference a textbook, but you seem to go about everything in bizarre and unproductive ways. [ShakaUVM]

      Because that's from early 1900's quantum theory, not classical electrodynamics. My point is that even in the 1800's, it should've been clear that light has momentum and thus inertia just by examining Maxwell's equations.

      ... I only consider objects with mass to have inertia, as a massless object cannot have an inertial reference frame that makes any sense. A number of people agree with me. For example, Greene equates inertia with particles with mass.

      That's an interesting definition; I've never heard of it before. Like Einstein, I prefer to call "E/c^2" the "inertia" of light because that's the conceptual breakthrough which resolved the original pesky factor of 4/3 that kept appearing in Lorentz's derivation of "E=mc^2":

      And because the em-mass depends on the em-energy, the formula for the energy-mass-relation given by Thomson (1893) and Wien (1900) was m = (4 / 3)E / c2 (Abraham and Lorentz used similar expressions). Wien stated, that if it is assumed that gravitation is an electromagnetic effect too, then there has to be a proportionality between em-energy, inertial mass and gravitational mass. However, it was not recognized that energy can transport inertia from one body to another and that mass can be converted into energy, which was explained by Einstein's mass-energy equivalence.

      The idea of an electromagnetic nature of matter had to be given up, however, in the course of the development of relativistic mechanics. Abraham (1904) argued (as described in the preceding section #Lorentz transformation), that non-electrical binding forces were necessary within Lorentz's electrons model. But Abraham also noted that different results occurred, dependent on whether the em-mass is calculated from the energy or from the momentum. To solve those problems, Poincaré in 1905[A 8] and 1906[A 9] introduced some sort of pressure of non-electrical nature, which contributes the amount (1 / 3)E / c2 to the energy of the bodies, and therefore explains the 4/3-factor in the expression for the electromagnetic mass-energy relation.

      It also happens to explain the paradox discovered by Poincare regarding conservation of momentum in different frames when using Lorentz transformations to transform between inertial reference frames.

      In other words, the reason Einstein is a household name but Lorentz is known only to scientists can be traced back to the fact that Einstein recognized that light has inertia.

      You're quite wrong that it was an expected result - read, and look at the number of times they kept trying to get the experiment to "succeed".

      First, I just said that as the story goes, Einstein based special relativity on his daydreams and pre-existing problems with the aether. That's the official story, but I find it hard to believe that Einstein really didn't think about the Michelson-Morley experiment during this process. However, that's what Einstein claimed and the story is at least remotely plausible given his stratospheric genius.

      Second, I didn't say Michelson and Morley expected it. I just said Einstein claimed to not find it surprising or informative in his development of special relativity, and that aether timeline I linked should provide convincing evidence that the aether had already been shown to be logically inconsistent long before Michelson and Morley started their w

    112. Re:The hand of Godel? by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      Light has *momentum*. Technically, it's just p = hf.

      Also, you mean momentum is p = h/lambda, right? p=hf is the undergraduate notation for energy.

    113. Re:The hand of Godel? by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      Erm, E=hf.

    114. Re:The hand of Godel? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>That's the official story, but I find it hard to believe that Einstein really didn't think about the Michelson-Morley experiment during this process. However, that's what Einstein claimed and the story is at least remotely plausible given his stratospheric genius.

      There's people on both sides of the issue. Some say he wasn't aware, other's that he was aware, still others that he was peripherally aware but relied more on his gedunkenexperiment.

      Personally, it doesn't bother me that much, since either way Einstein had the genius to derive special relativity when other people were trying to figure out the experimental error in the M-M experiment. Really though, I think the overarching point here (as Kuhn makes) is that science can be wrong, but (if given enough evidence) will paradigm shift to a better, more accurate model.

      Naturally I'm sure you are going to mis-summarize this entirely reasonable statement of mine as saying that scientists are all lying liars who lie a lot, like my response to Vshael.

    115. Re:The hand of Godel? by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm ignoring it on dumbscientist altogether.

    116. Re:The hand of Godel? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Actually, I'm ignoring it on dumbscientist altogether.

      Naturally.

      Wouldn't want to make yourself look bad, like last time.

      Shaka: Here's four thesis statements, some of which I've never raised before. Please agree or disagree.
      Khayman: I already have answered them!
      Shaka: No you haven't
      Khayman: I don't have time to be your tutor!
      Shaka: Just answer yes or no to each of them.
      Khayman: I have a paper to write!
      Shaka: You'd save time by just answering yes or no
      Khayman: I've referenced 50 papers which contains my answer somewhere!
      Shaka: What's your thesis statement? Answer yes or no to each, and why.
      Khayman: I've already answered them and I hate repeating myself! ...and reading back through your Dumb Scientist blog reveals exactly that - that you never answered any of the questions before, and only one after.

      Thanks for making the record. You sounded just like the Creationists that get really evasive when pressed to explain some of their answers. In fact, saying that they don't have time to educate people is one of their favorite lines.

    117. Re:The hand of Godel? by khayman80 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's because you bore me when you stop talking about physics. Also, you previously seemed to want me to stop copying your statements. But I'm copying all of these right now.

  3. TOE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying that there is not a TOE is against my religion. Saying that we can't achieve a TOE because of our own limitations is, I guess, OK.

  4. Tsk tsk! by bigspring · · Score: 1, Funny

    What a flip-flopper! This guy would make an awful president. Bush/Cheney 2004!

    1. Re:Tsk tsk! by mandark1967 · · Score: 1

      Considering his lack of muscle control, "flip flopper" is a pretty apt description.

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    2. Re:Tsk tsk! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      +1 funny!

      Any non-flip-flopping scientist isn't a scientist at all. If your theory is disproven, you discard it. Physics isn't theology or politics.

      At any rate, I think Jimmy Carter (held a degree in engineering) proved that you shouldn't elect a guy that's too smart. Any scientist worth his salt would make an incredibly bad President.

    3. Re:Tsk tsk! by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Any scientist worth his salt would make an incredibly bad President.

      I dunno. I'd happily take 4 years of "incredibly bad" in order to inject a little pragmatism into things.

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    4. Re:Tsk tsk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Carter may have been a terrible president, but every one since then has been even worse.

    5. Re:Tsk tsk! by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      Gave ya +1 Insightful. But you might want to look at India's Prime Minister Manmohan Singh (PhD from Oxford) or Germany's Angela Merkel (PhD quantum chemistry). Both very smart and did/doing great jobs. Maybe it's only the US that can't get it right (too many corporate/miltary hands on the tiller?) or the fact that Jimmy Carter's degree wasn't even a PhD (I say that holding one, and in the spirit of "The Big Bang Theory").

    6. Re:Tsk tsk! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't think it was a matter of his being too smart as it was that he wanted to micromanage too badly (which can sometimes come from being a smart guy in a roomfull of normals). As to degrees, one of the dumbest guys I know (I work with the idiot) holds a PhD. All it takes to get a PhD is average intelligence (depending on your field, of course) and persevenance.

      I didn't know that Germany's Prime Minister was a quantum chemist, I find that incredibly impressive.

    7. Re:Tsk tsk! by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      There's no reason a scientist couldn't make a good president. The catch is that they can't just be a good scientist, they have to be skilled in a number of other areas and have to be able to pick the right people to aid them in their job.

    8. Re:Tsk tsk! by lbalbalba · · Score: 1

      >
      > Any non-flip-flopping scientist isn't a scientist at all. If your theory is disproven, you discard it. Physics isn't theology or politics.
      >
      Exactly.

    9. Re:Tsk tsk! by s.bots · · Score: 1

      Thanks, you made my day. I'll see you in hell :)

    10. Re:Tsk tsk! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The last time we had four years of "incredibly bad" the incredibly bad President got reelected. Look at whare we are now as a consequence.

  5. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Tell the bastards to shut the fuck up and get back to work until they actually generate some *real* results. "

    This is what I tell the Space Nutters. 40 years of paintings, posters, bad sci-fi, crappy movies and not a single ant has colonized anything more than a tin can in LEO.

  6. Frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no first post, just a family of interconnected posts

  7. Oblig by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Oblig by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly.

    2. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      xkcd hasn't been obligatory in years, stop posting it

    3. Re:Oblig by blair1q · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, it's no longer necessary to actually link to xkcd from /.

      Just mention the number.

      We'll laugh just as hard.

    4. Re:Oblig by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Nor has going anonymous.

    5. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *golf clap*

      Braver than I

    6. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I believe the parent only say obligatory because of the fact that there is an xkcd about it, which can be said of most topics posted on slashdot. I agree, obligatory might not be applicable, but there's no refuting the fact that Randall Munroe seems almost prescient in his comics, even if he's just pointing out the obvious. Hell, just on this post, I can think of three xkcd's: http://xkcd.com/386/ http://xkcd.com/301/ http://xkcd.com/14/

    7. Re:Oblig by AkiraRoberts · · Score: 1

      45678

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    8. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just by looking at this... I know it is bogus. Note to future readers... it is currently Sept 30, 2010.

    9. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha!

    10. Re:Oblig by jewens · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some people just don't know how to tell a joke.

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    11. Re:Oblig by AkiraRoberts · · Score: 1

      Wait, wait. What about 87654?

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    12. Re:Oblig by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      Life really does imitate XKCD
      Perhaps, though, Munroe simply pushed his ideas into our extra-reality psyches (with or without our knowledge or consent), such that the perceived reality we experience is crafted around his notions.
      It just might be that he's a virus affecting all of us, or not so much us as super-us.
      By super-us, I mean super-me, of course, because as I am to you, so too are you not truly existant to me, but a product of my own imagination.

    13. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      45678

      Some people just don't know how to tell a joke.

    14. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      @03:51PM

    15. Re:Oblig by melekzek · · Score: 1

      45678

      well, I can go with 386 but you apparently would not understand

    16. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok.. front-page xkcd.

    17. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bonus points if your uid is funny.

    18. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You know, it's no longer necessary to actually link to xkcd from /. Just mention the number. We'll laugh just as hard.

      Stanisaw Lem explored this goofy concept in The Futurological Congress. From previous link:

      The conference itself is no less absurd. Papers and presenters are too numerous to allow for full presentations. Instead, papers are distributed in hard copy and speakers call out paragraph numbers to call attention to their most salient points.

    19. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How to tell joke!? Tell!

    20. Re:Oblig by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Nah, I'm a figment of Alan Moore's imagination, not yours.

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    21. Re:Oblig by EnsilZah · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It got me to check 404 though, which actually displays a 404, given 403 and 405 do point to actual comics leads me to believe is actually intentional, geeze this guy is committed.

    22. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is a cartoon that was posted last week obligatory?

  8. unified theory by the turn of the century by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The claim is a reversal for Hawking, who claimed in 1980 that there would be a unified theory by the turn of the century."

    I think the turn of the century reversed his claim for him.

    1. Re:unified theory by the turn of the century by NotBorg · · Score: 1

      There's a Soviet Russia joke in there somewhere.

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    2. Re:unified theory by the turn of the century by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Did he specify which century?

    3. Re:unified theory by the turn of the century by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, no. I was at the talk and he actually stated that every time people predicted the end of physics, something new was discovered that revolutionized the field; that in this light he was going to predict the end of physics and the discovery of a theory of everything. As far as I'm concerned, he has achieved his objective. Something new has indeed been discovered and it does appear to have revolutionized the field.

      To those who think Hawking is beyond his prime, I'll say maybe. No scientist likes to give up working in their field and Hawking has far fewer reasons than most to want to. One major contribution he can make is in describing how he models the physics in his mind. The depth of his mental agility is staggering and knowing how he achieves it would be extremely valuable. We know a little of Einstein's method, but it needs a team - I'd suggest at a minimum a physicist, an analyst trained in extracting specifications from experts whether or not the expert knows what the specifications are and an expert in thinking techniques. The idea would be that the physicist is the only one who knows what would be meaningful to ask and how to understand the answers, the analyst is the only person trained in using examples to unveil the underlying mechanisms and methods, and you still then need someone to turn this model into something that can actually be used by others.

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    4. Re:unified theory by the turn of the century by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Funny

      It depends how fast he was moving relative to the calendar he was referring to.

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    5. Re:unified theory by the turn of the century by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      If I say "we will have flying cars by 2001" and we don't have flying cars after 2001, then I had better reverse that position. Maybe I'll make a new position: "we will have flying cars by 2020", but if I, in 2002, staunchly hold to my belief that we'll have flying cars by 2001, then I'm a loon. Ergo, the turn of the century reversed his position. If it didn't then he has issues.

    6. Re:unified theory by the turn of the century by butalearner · · Score: 1

      If I say "we will have flying cars by 2001" and we don't have flying cars after 2001, then I had better reverse that position. Maybe I'll make a new position: "we will have flying cars by 2020", but if I, in 2002, staunchly hold to my belief that we'll have flying cars by 2001, then I'm a loon.

      Not necessarily...you could convert to Islam.

    7. Re:unified theory by the turn of the century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, you won't see the turn of the century?

    8. Re:unified theory by the turn of the century by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1
      That one writes itself.

      In Soviet Russia, theory unifies YOU!

      Which is, actually, quite in line with Marxism-Leninism...

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    9. Re:unified theory by the turn of the century by jd · · Score: 0, Troll

      Since his position was not that we'd actually have a theory of anything (read through my post again) but rather would discover something new that would force us to abandon our prior notion of what a unified theory would be, he has NOT revised his position but actually demonstrated what he set out to demonstrate.

      If you do not understand this, I will write out what he said in pseudo-code:

      if (declare(physics) == complete)
      {
          fscanf(physics, "%s", newDiscovery);
          prove(physics, incomplete);
      }

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    10. Re:unified theory by the turn of the century by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Okay, now you're starting to irk me because you're being deliberately stupid. What part of "by the turn of the century" do you not understand? What he believed would happen is immaterial to my original joke. It's all about the timing of when he said it would happen, and the fact that it didn't happen by that time, thereby nullifying the whole of the statement. Partialities are useless here.

    11. Re:unified theory by the turn of the century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is jd we're talking about here - his contributions on anything math/science related are always stupid.

  9. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 5, Informative

    He's a theoretical physicist. Theories ARE his results.

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  10. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What sort of people do you think predict the as yet unobserved particles that Fermi and LHC people are looking for? Though I doubt Hawking is right on this one, not many besides you would say he was on the sidelines anyway.

  11. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    They already reached Leo? :-)

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  12. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Tell the bastards to shut the fuck up and get back to work until they actually generate some *real* results.

          Thou shalt not brute-force the universe. All Fermi and LHC is good for is inventing a new particle to explain the unexpected behavior of the month.

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  13. Past His Prime by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I certainly hate to say it. And I certainly don't think I'm any smarter. But, Hawking is past his prime. It seems like he's been saying stuff recently just to say stuff. Maybe it's for attention, maybe it's because he knows extraordinary claims will sell headlines and his books/documentaries, or maybe it's because he actually believes in them. However, after his comments on active SETI being dangerous and now this... I don't know, it's like watching an amazing baseball player, past his prime, coaching a crappy minor league team. It's hard to criticize because I was never as good as he, and even now I couldn't manage a Denny's, but I don't really want to watch him either.

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    1. Re:Past His Prime by amicusNYCL · · Score: 5, Funny

      It seems like he's been saying stuff recently just to say stuff.

      Totally. He just likes to hear his own voice.

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    2. Re:Past His Prime by Wannabe+Code+Monkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Totally. He just likes to hear his own voice.

      Now you're making me wish that I hadn't commented in this discussion just so I could mod you up. Although if I had never commented, then you wouldn't have been able to reply to me and I wouldn't have been able to mod you up anyway. Maybe some smart scientist could help us out with this paradox.

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    3. Re:Past His Prime by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It happens. James Watson, who was part of the team that discovered the structure of DNA, has been saying crazier things for years.

      My favorite was his presentation on why men liked butts. Certainly funnier than his comments on race.

      Scientists sometimes don't age well. We probably age better on average than rock stars, but then again people pay don't take what rock stars say as seriously as scientists.

    4. Re:Past His Prime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he's become very bitter, and hateful of humanity, being stuck in that chair his whole life.

      He's certainly a comitted pessimist, with all his doom and gloom "humanity has to die because it's bad, and I deduce all life in the universe to be evil".

      Though it's becoming clear his arguments are coming from ideology, and not from physics or science.

    5. Re:Past His Prime by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Is seems that the prime for any prodigal scientist is somewhere between the age of 20-30.

      Exceptions to this rule certainly exists, but most of the well-known scientists produced their best work somewhere around that age.

      Not just prodigal scientist, but pretty much all of humanity has their "creative" peak at that time, it just shows a lot more with the exceptionally gifted.

      Regarding Hawking specifically, it seems rather unlikely that he can keep up with more recent science considering his disabilities; reading in itself is a much more laborious process.

      Still, when he says there will never be a "theory of everything", I'm sure he's put a lot more (and better) thought into it than 99.99% of the reactions to his statement will be, including mine.

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    6. Re:Past His Prime by blair1q · · Score: 1

      he was making a joke about SETI

      in this, he's reflecting on the fact that from what he knows about GUTE, he doesn't know if there's a way to get there from here, and he thinks he knows there's no way to get there from here

    7. Re:Past His Prime by deodiaus2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The comment about Hawkins being past his prime is really ugly, especially coming from you. I think Hawkins is honest enough to say that he does not know or understand something if he doesn't. Hawkins refered to himself as being lazy in his early years in college, so he does admit some of his shortcomings. Ronnie Reagan was often ignorant of the facts, but he said them with such conviction that even people who knew had to go back to check their references before retorting. We survived Ronnie, so I'm more inclined to trust Hawkins.
      It might be that it takes a lifetime to learn enough physics in order to make a statement like that. Also, as someone said, the theory of everything might fall into Godel's incompleteness type of problem. Quantum physics is a patchwork of knowledge without enough theory to explain itself. Or the theory could be beyond Human understanding.

    8. Re:Past His Prime by qoncept · · Score: 1

      For a scientist, Hawking sure has been making a lot of grandoise claims without a lick of evidence. What blows my mind is that people keep reporting on them.

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    9. Re:Past His Prime by poly_pusher · · Score: 1

      You mean prodigious. Prodigal means something entirely different. Ya know, the prodigal son. However, I have heard that early in his life, Hawking could have been described as both prodigal and prodigious.

    10. Re:Past His Prime by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just invent a one-way time machine. Then you could mate with all the women you wanted when men become scarce (after the giraffes have long since ceased to rule the planet) then move forward in time, wait for the last photon to decay, see the Big Bang take place, take a potshot at Hitler and as the current time approaches, slow down enough to see the comments appearing, wait for someone else to make the joke then mod them up!

      Of course you have to hope this universe isn't 10' higher than the previous universe.

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    11. Re:Past His Prime by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Informative

      But, Hawking is past his prime.

      He's only ten years older than me, kid. He's a physicist, not a football player. Unless you get alzheimer's or drink a lot or play high impact sports (boxing or non-US football) your brain doesn't suffer much if any.

      Like one of my old college profs was fond of saying, "kid, I've forgotten more than you've ever learned".

      However, after his comments on active SETI being dangerous

      I agree with him about that. Actively hunting for species that make us look like chimpanzes by comparison doesn't seem like the smartest thing we can do.

      coaching a crappy minor league team

      I'd say that research at Cambrige is hardly equivalent to coaching a crappy minor league team. And the list of his accomplishments puts your "past his prime" into perspective (see the wikipedia article on him):

      1975 Eddington Medal
      1976 Hughes Medal of the Royal Society
      1979 Albert Einstein Medal
      1981 Franklin Medal
      1982 Order of the British Empire (Commander)
      1985 Gold Medal of the Royal Astronomical Society
      1986 Member of the Pontifical Academy of Sciences
      1988 Wolf Prize in Physics
      1989 Prince of Asturias Awards in Concord
      1989 Companion of Honour
      1999 Julius Edgar Lilienfeld Prize of the American Physical Society[45]
      2003 Michelson Morley Award of Case Western Reserve University
      2006 Copley Medal of the Royal Society[46]
      2008 Fonseca Price of the University of Santiago de Compostela[47]
      2009 Presidential Medal of Freedom, the highest civilian honour in the United States[4]

      "When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my pistol." -- Stephen Hawking

      I think I'll change my sig...

    12. Re:Past His Prime by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      What makes you think you can't be smarter than him in some ways, and him smarter than you in most ways? Doesn't need to be so clear cut.

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    13. Re:Past His Prime by huckamania · · Score: 1

      Maybe he is going on record so that after his demise people won't be qouting him out of context. What he has said here is not exactly controversial. It might turn out that there is no unifying theory. I think what he is saying is that space time and quantum space are orthogonal or share an edge. Or maybe he is saying something completely different.

      I'll wait for the movie. Contact was a pretty good movie, so I have very high expectations for Stephen Hawking. I'm sure they will find a sciency director and screenwriter. I'd hate for future generations to only know him from Futurama.

    14. Re:Past His Prime by oldhack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're conflating blings with accomplishment. Should have listed his papers instead of awards given to him.

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    15. Re:Past His Prime by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Then there was the great Linus Pauling, who spent the later years of his life trying to convince the world that vitamin-C could cure cancer. Apparently it was beyond the nobel prize winner's capability to set up a proper double-blind experiment. But then his nobel prize wasn't a result of a double-blind experiment, it was a result of his intuition. Maybe he trusted it too much, after that.

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    16. Re:Past His Prime by Nukedoom · · Score: 1

      Next he's going to say Hawking radiation really doesn't exist. What a jackass.

    17. Re:Past His Prime by huckamania · · Score: 1

      "I agree with him about that. Actively hunting for species that make us look like chimpanzes by comparison doesn't seem like the smartest thing we can do."

      We don't need to hunt for the type of ET that both of you are afraid of finding. We put out enough signals that they or their drones are already on their way. SETI is a passive monitoring for radio signals. Aliens would have to be god-like to be able to detect someone listening for transmissions.

    18. Re:Past His Prime by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I'll mod him up!

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    19. Re:Past His Prime by geekoid · · Score: 1

      worse then that, he did do studies, then ignored the results he didn't like.

      of course, neither of his his Nobel Prizes were in medicine. Chemistry and Peace, if I recall.

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    20. Re:Past His Prime by jd · · Score: 1

      So what do we do about Brian May (Scientist/Rock Star)?

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    21. Re:Past His Prime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like he's been saying stuff recently just to say stuff.

      Totally. He just likes to hear his own voice.

      I hope You are aware that he has been unable to speak since 1985 and that he uses a keyboard and an electronic voice synthesizer to communicate. OK - just checking...

    22. Re:Past His Prime by jmak · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of Arthur Eddington and his search for fine structure constant formula.

      ... The great Arthur Eddington gave a lecture about his alleged deviation of the fine structure constant from fundamental theory. Goudsmit and Kramers were both in the audience. Goudsmit understood little but recognized it as far-fetched nonsense. After the discussion, Goudsmit went to his friend and mentor Kramers and asked him, “Do all physicists go off on crazy tangents when they grow old? I am afraid”. Kramers answered, “No Sam, you don’t have to be scared. A genius like Eddington may perhaps go nuts but a fellow like you just gets dumber and dumber.

    23. Re:Past His Prime by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, wikipedia didn't list his papers.

    24. Re:Past His Prime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my head, I just heard a synthesized voice going "W H O O O S H !"

    25. Re:Past His Prime by jd · · Score: 1

      The brain grows in teenage years, this tails off in the mid 20s, then dies back where it is under-utilized. The insulation around the axons starts thinning around the age of 40, leading to accelerated degradation. This is why 22-32 is the time you're most likely to do anything interesting. It's when your brain is at maximum and you've the knowledge to make use of it. Though better teaching may give people the knowledge needed to do significant work at a younger age.

      Since antidepressants and other drugs can stimulate brain growth, it is possible that you can hold off the die-back. If you learn multiple languages, the mental requirements appear to be great enough that you can prevent the brain from contracting as much. Currently, most of the evidence is circumstantial (people from the Age of Enlightenment often knew 4-8 languages and were able to produce constructive work at an advanced age), but since recent studies on depression show that seratonin levels are not as important as brain growth and the happiest nations are invariably the ones where multiple languages are taught, there is some basis for thinking that brain growth is absolutely tied to brain function.

      If this is correct, then scientists who are over-specialized (and therefore do not use the full capacity of the brain but merely those aspects of the brain useful to their specialty) will stop contributing at an earlier age. If a scientist wishes to contribute for longer, they must stretch more of their brain more of the time. Further, education must be revamped to promote this. Brain-dead education will produce brain-dead people. Slowing deterioration at that point is worthless, and nothing can be done to boost a brain that isn't there. If you push the 9-18 age bracket to the absolute limit, they can filter out what they don't need/want later. But that is the ONLY time in which any serious change to brain growth can be made. Everything is downhill after then. It is inescapable.

      So extensive knowledge and good teaching will widen the age bracket some. How much is hard to say, but you could probably double or maybe even triple the useful working life of the brain.

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    26. Re:Past His Prime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I think Watson was always not so impressive. He's more of a self-promoter than a scientist. Look at his body of work and compare to Crick's. Just sayin'.

    27. Re:Past His Prime by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      +1 Futurama reference. :)

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    28. Re:Past His Prime by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Whooooooosh!

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    29. Re:Past His Prime by silverglade00 · · Score: 1

      "When I hear of SchrÃdinger's cat, I reach for my pistol." -- Stephen Hawking

      You should also change your sig again. Just sayin...

    30. Re:Past His Prime by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      According to Wikipedia he did studies, but they were fixed in favor of the result he wanted. He chose more healthy patients to go into the vitamin-C group, and less healthy patients to go in the control group. Not surprisingly, the more healthy patients ended up better.

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    31. Re:Past His Prime by minorproblem · · Score: 1

      After reading those quotes he sounds like he is ageing fantastically. He has just reached that point where he doesn't care what people think anymore and is free to speak his mind and good sense of humor!! He sounds like a real champ =p

    32. Re:Past His Prime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I certainly hate to say it. And I certainly don't think I'm any smarter. But, Hawking is past his prime. It seems like he's been saying stuff recently just to say stuff.

      The fair assessment of whether he is past his prime is the judgement of the research work he is currently engaged in apart from his public pronouncements.

      He is not merely saying stuff just for the sake of saying stuff. Steven Hawking has done a fantastic job making esoteric science to the public to promote interest in science. He has stated that we need to excite and inspire the next generation about studying sciences. By making these sorts of pronouncements, he keeps science in the foreground of thought and discussion, hopefully exciting and inspiring the curious to look at these wonderful mysteries the Universe hands us to play with.

    33. Re:Past His Prime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It happens. James Watson, who was part of the team that discovered the structure of DNA, has been saying crazier things for years.

      My favorite was his presentation on why men liked butts. Certainly funnier than his comments on race.

      Scientists sometimes don't age well. We probably age better on average than rock stars, but then again people pay don't take what rock stars say as seriously as scientists.

      The ideas are funny, but lets face it, 90% of people say fun stuff like this, much of it offensive and much of it turns out to be true. Let's not let the PC crowd and the right wing churchers decide what is acceptable.

    34. Re:Past His Prime by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      the "Theory of Everything" was probably his only really big mistake. The idea that SETI is dangerous is a point in fact. If our own history is anything to go by, the best thing for a less technologically advanced civilization to do is retreat further into the wilderness rather than seek out the wondrous explorers. I don't think there's a single point in history when the situation turned out beneficial for the "savages." If we're lucky they'll just show up, strip all resources from the outer planets and asteroid belts, then leave us alone. More likely they'll just detonate our star to make sure we don't turn into a threat.

    35. Re:Past His Prime by owlstead · · Score: 1

      That's another paradox, a smart scientist would probably not be reading slashdot right now.

    36. Re:Past His Prime by colinrichardday · · Score: 2, Informative

      He's only ten years older than me, kid. He's a physicist, not a football player. Unless you get alzheimer's or drink a lot or play high impact sports (boxing or non-US football) your brain doesn't suffer much if any.

      Lots of US football players get concussions. I don't believe that helps them.

    37. Re:Past His Prime by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "He's a physicist, not a football player."

      Theoretical physics is very much a young man's game, probably even more so than football. Lederman has a good quote in his book. Unfortunately I can't remember exactly what it is, or who said it, but it involves physicists who are in their late twenties being over the hill.

      When physicists get older they become administrators and mentors. Important jobs, but not the breakthrough stuff the young ones are known for.

    38. Re:Past His Prime by Raul+Acevedo · · Score: 1

      What exactly are your criticisms of what he's said? It makes sense to me (though I am no physicist).

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    39. Re:Past His Prime by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>However, after his comments on active SETI being dangerous

      Uh, active SETI *is* dangerous.

      Let's say right now, we could push a button and contact a spacefaring alien race. Is it a good idea to push it or not?

      If it's a 50% chance that they'll show up and be hot Vulcans, that's well and good. But if the other 50% chance is they blow up Earth, you'll see why it's not a good bet to make.

    40. Re:Past His Prime by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

      The comment about Hawkins being past his prime is really ugly, especially coming from you. I think Hawkins is honest enough to say that he does not know or understand something if he doesn't. Hawkins refered to himself as being lazy in his early years in college, so he does admit some of his shortcomings. Ronnie Reagan was often ignorant of the facts, but he said them with such conviction that even people who knew had to go back to check their references before retorting. We survived Ronnie, so I'm more inclined to trust Hawkins.
      It might be that it takes a lifetime to learn enough physics in order to make a statement like that. Also, as someone said, the theory of everything might fall into Godel's incompleteness type of problem. Quantum physics is a patchwork of knowledge without enough theory to explain itself. Or the theory could be beyond Human understanding.

    41. Re:Past His Prime by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Push the god damn button. Hot vulcans are totally worth it. I think.

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    42. Re:Past His Prime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like one of my old college profs was fond of saying, "kid, I've forgotten more than you've ever learned".

      I don't get why people seem to think this means the professor knows more.

      IF the professor knew, let's say 100 pieces of knowledge and lost 99 pieces and the student learned and knows 2 pieces of knowledge, the student is still way more knowledgeable than the professor.

      It's like if I were telling people to shut up about physics since I read a thousand books about physics. I may not remember any of it, but I sure forgot more about it than you ever learned.

      Yes, I know the idea is that even with forgetting everything the professor is supposed to have such a wealth of knowledge that he'll still be ahead, but the phrase doesn't state that anywhere and, from a perspective of *anyone who thinks about it* it just doesn't seem to be sound.

    43. Re:Past His Prime by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      English is not my native tongue. I was looking for a word rooted in "prodigy" and must not have looked hard enough to find the right one ;)

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    44. Re:Past His Prime by mahadiga · · Score: 1

      But no Nobel Prize

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    45. Re:Past His Prime by bledri · · Score: 1

      But no Nobel Prize

      Yup. Total loser.

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    46. Re:Past His Prime by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      Scientists sometimes don't age well. We probably age better on average than rock stars, but then again people pay don't take what rock stars say as seriously as scientists.

      I seem to remember Shockley, co-inventor of the transistor, saying some pretty whacky stuff in his later years. His math may have been sound, but he was pretty non-PC in his choices. Rarely does anyone side with the eugenics guy.

    47. Re:Past His Prime by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Damned slashdot... the o with the dots over it I copied out of wikipedia worked in a comment, pasting it into the sig changed it into an Ã.

      Test: ö

      Ok, lest see what the sig looks like now...

      That seems to have worked.

    48. Re:Past His Prime by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

      Hey may only be ten years older than you but his illness is getting pretty bad, I think this has to do with all his recent talking and slow down in hard core output. His assistant that researches with him has admitted things are taking a lot longer than they did when he first started.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/apr/20/stephen-hawking-ill-hospital

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    49. Re:Past His Prime by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, athletes playing all sports get all sorts of injuries. Even baseball players get hit in the head with baseballs. But non-US footballers use their heads to kick the ball. That sounds to me like a sure-fire way to rattle your brain.

    50. Re:Past His Prime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure you don't accidentally hit Eleanor Roosevelt instead of Hitler.

    51. Re:Past His Prime by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      And he didn't even get a shot on The Big Bang Theory!

    52. Re:Past His Prime by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Heading the ball is easier than "heading" another player.

      Google football players concussions 114,000 hits

      Google soccer players concussions 159,000 (I would not have guessed that.)

      Much of that is the players colliding with each other rather than heading the ball, at least from my unscientific perusal of the Google results.

    53. Re:Past His Prime by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, since Slashdots message storage system is broken, your latest sig appears in every message you've ever posted. I never knew there was a problem with your prior posts until someone mentioned it.

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  14. Linux not work on 48 cores? by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    Feh, the next thing you are going to tell me is that Linux won't work with 48 or more cores!

    1. Re:Linux not work on 48 cores? by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Informative

      it will by the turn of the century. the 22nd century will be the century of Linux on the dozens-of-cores desktop.

  15. I know I'm talkin about Hawking but... by geekymachoman · · Score: 0, Troll

    ... There are theories around that he probably didn't read, because of scientific prejudice towards the material.. I read a few, that are considered by scientific community as garbage, without them reading it and keeping an open mind / being skeptical.

    The book is called My Big Toe, a physicist. Written by Thomas Campbell. So if someone is interested in this kind of stuff, I suggest you read it, not because of my recommendation, but because you would have one more concept/idea to keep an eye for, and try to prove or disprove what is written there, therefore help the 'movement' evolve.. make room for new ideas and concepts that will push us forward.

    Being closed minded and full of prejudice doesn't help, never did.

  16. Wisdom from DS9 by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm reminded of a scene from DS9. Sure it's fiction, but it always held some sway with me:

    Bashir: "Trevean was right. There is no cure. The Dominion made sure of that. But I was so arrogant, I thought I could find one in a week!"
    Jadzia: "Maybe it was arrogant to think that. But it's even more arrogant to think there isn't a cure just because you couldn't find it."

    Hawking a smart guy, but he by no means knows everything. Throwing in the towel and declaring that there is no right answer simply because he hasn't found it just doesn't hold much water with me. We might not figure it out for 100 years. We might figure it out tomorrow. We might NEVER figure it out, but simple logic says that there is a unified equation. It might not be simple or pretty, but if the universe operates on a consistent set of physical laws, it's out there.

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    1. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by uncanny · · Score: 1

      i think part of the problem is that he was going for something too big, impossible really. He was looking for an answer to life, the universe, and everything, while that's a nice thing to want, it's a little large for even his huge brain. I think him "throwing in the towel" is good because now he is focusing on finding something that is a little more realistic to find in our lifetime.

    2. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by SargentDU · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't be neat if it turns out to be something like a DNA string with certain parts inert for different scales of measure?

    3. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Although I expect there is a unified equation, I don't see how simple logic says any such thing (not without the argument also being easily overturned). At best, incredibly complicated logic says that, but I'm not convinced that's even true.

    4. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by electron+sponge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan

    5. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by guyminuslife · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Simple logic says a lot of things, some of which it turns out are not true.

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    6. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by euxneks · · Score: 1

      [...]but simple logic says that there is a unified equation.

      Can you elaborate? The only thing I can think of is a bigger "Game of Life" type thing... Is that what you mean? Seeming complexity from simple equations?

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    7. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by MortimerGraves · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wonder if it may be an example of Clarke's First Law:

      "When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is probably wrong."

    8. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by khallow · · Score: 1

      "The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan

      Funny how that can hold and yet still allow for a single "theory of everything". The universe is indeed not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.

    9. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      Allowed, yes. Guaranteed, no. The point, hopefully received.

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    10. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by kalirion · · Score: 1

      I agree, but did Hawking flat out state "there is no unified equation of everything", or just that "we might never develop a grand unified theory of everything"?

      Seems to me he was saying that "there is no way to tell what's real, only what we perceive about our universe, and it may be impossible to deduce the former from the latter."

    11. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      "Hawking a smart guy, but he by no means knows everything."

      And surely all wisdom is contained within one of the dizzying array of Star Trek Universe scripts.

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    12. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      If your premises are true and your terms are unambiguous, simple logic always says things which are true.

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    13. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by orange47 · · Score: 1

      not just him, all scientists so far haven't found it, and they've been looking hard..

    14. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I think that everyone is missing the point here. You got it backward.
      He said we MAY never find it. Not that we will never. If anything he is being more humble with age and less arrogant and not more.

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    15. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      simple logic says that there is a unified equation

      Simple logic says no such thing. Logic is just a system for manipulating symbols. What you think is logic is just the instinctual human preference for neat, all-inclusive, unitary schemes, which is the same thing that gives us political and religious fanaticism and, somewhat less harmfully, endless flamewars on which language or text editor is the best. It might turn out that the vision of a Theory of Everything was just unconscious baggage from our recent (and far from complete) emergence as a society from many centuries of authoritarian rule by kings and a monotheistic religious hierarchy. It may come as news to physicists, but all of the other sciences have had to come to terms with a universe that is messy and full of intractable and undecidable problems.

      That's by no means to say that we won't eventually come up with a Theory of Everything, but we have no firm reason to believe that we will, and a number of reasons -- Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem, for one -- to believe that no fundamentally mathematical theory will be sufficient.

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    16. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      A word of explanation, hopefully without arguing about semantics.

      Yesterday, I was studying for an exam on digital circuits. I'm not an EE guy, this stuff is new to me. I skimmed most of a chapter, until I got to a curious sentence that said something to the effect that, "You can't implement an AND function in a single CMOS gate."

      Well, that seemed strange to me, so I looked back over the textbook's diagram for a NOR gate. I thought, "Surely this can't be correct. If you switch the pMOS transistors and the nMOS transistors, then you've got a logical AND gate. It's simple logic."

      And of course, it is. So I spent some time combing through the section I'd skimmed to try to find a reason why this wasn't done. And, of course, I'm sure any electrical engineers reading this could pop in to tell me all about how pMOS transistors should be connected to the voltage and nMOS should be connected to the ground, and that's why it's not a good idea to try building that gate. It's all the messy physical stuff that I thought I'd be able to avoid by majoring in CS.

      The point being, you don't have all the information, you *never* have *all* the information, there's always that "except for" clause, and when you take things out of the comfortable realm of abstraction, don't be shocked when logic---especially the simple kind---takes a hike.

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    17. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He is not throwing the towel. He is being realistic instead of fanatic, which he was before.

      Years before, Hawking claimed that the theory of everything was "around the corner". Hawking is a genius but his claim always seemed to me an example of intellectual arrogance. Even the existence of a theory of everything is debatable. In fact, there is no evidence of such a theory, except for the fact that scientists think that this would be an elegant solution (for example, to have one force instead of four forces in nature). And, although nature is often elegant, elegance is not a proof of existence.

      Medieval astronomers (and Copernicus and Gallilei) thought planets' orbits were circular because circle is an elegant shape. When Kepler had to reject this hypothesis, he did it with the biggest grief, thinking that all the other mathematical shapes were inferior to circle. The same way, one is a number more elegant than four, but this does not prove that only one force exists.

      Even if the "theory of everything" exists, nobody knows when a breakthrough will happen, because nobody can predict the future and science is more complex than we think. Hawking predicting the end of physics seemed a fool to me. The same prediction was made months before Einstein discovered the theory of relativity.

      That is not to say that the guy is not a genius. But a genius is not someone that does not commit mistakes.

      Now Hawking says that there might be a theory of everything or there might not be a theory of everything. This seems more accurate to me. We simply don't know. He is not throwing the towel. He is admitting his own ignorance. Socrates would be pleased. Admitting the lack of knowledge is a kind of wisdom.

    18. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not just him, all scientists so far haven't found it, and they've been looking hard..

      I don't think the zoologists have been. Or the geologists. In fact, frankly, I don't think most scientists have been thinking about this at all.

    19. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      If your premises are true and your terms are unambiguous ... you're probably not dealing with the real world?

    20. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but simple logic says that there is a unified equation.

      History has proven the opposite to be true, when it comes to trying to explain the way the universe works.

    21. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by petermgreen · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, that seemed strange to me, so I looked back over the textbook's diagram for a NOR gate. I thought, "Surely this can't be correct. If you switch the pMOS transistors and the nMOS transistors, then you've got a logical AND gate.
      Really the important rule is that there has to be voltage in the right direction between gate and source to turn a transistor on. So if you try to use a N channel in the top side of a logic circuit (or a P channel in the bottom side) you will get a follower (output voltage follows input voltage at some offset) rather than a switch.

      You can try building it if you want and with the right transistors it will work up to a point but the output levels will always be lower than the input you feed in (unlike with a proper CMOS gate that relies on switch-like behaviour).

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    22. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by guyminuslife · · Score: 2, Funny

      See, I knew I could get someone to help me with my homework!

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    23. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      Yep. It's like any problem, there are three stages:
      1. You don't know what you're dealing with (yet), so it seems like it ought to be pretty straight forward. (eg. Newton's physics)
      2. You learn more and see that it's not as simple as it looks. (ex. Einstein's physics) In fact, it looks really complicated. (ex. current theories)
      4. Then things start to come together, and eventually, with a clear understanding, it all looks so simple and obvious. In fact, when you show other people, they can't see what was so difficult in the first place. (sometime in the distant(?) future)

      I'd say that we're somewhere in stage 2 at the moment.

    24. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by Raul+Acevedo · · Score: 1

      Simple logic was thrown out of the window by quantum physics. What makes you think the universe really does operate on a consistent set of physical laws? That's how Newtonian physics was thought to work too.

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    25. Re:Wisdom from DS9 by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      We might NEVER figure it out, but simple logic says that there is a unified equation.

      Well that is the problem right there. I am sure there is a unified set of ideas that explains the universe. But I think it is unlikely that human beings, or anyone else, will ever find it. There is the issue of Gödel Incompleteness in any unified physical theory but also the fact that the scientific method demands the ability to falsify a theory. If we develop 10 different cool theories about the nature of the universe but they all require experiments that are completely infeasible then we have a big problem. I think this will happen one day. Not quite yet but inevitably our theories will require such exotic tests that we cannot perform the experiment and possibly nature itself doesn't supply any examples. The universe doesn't have to care about supplying us with answers, we have to find them ... if we can.

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  17. What kind of semantic bullshit is this? by RobinEggs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Instead, they propose a "family of interconnected theories" might emerge

    Which, if you read them all at the same sitting and follow all the connections, just might read like one big...unified theory.

    This seems very, very close to a distinction without a difference.

    1. Re:What kind of semantic bullshit is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's not. A family of connected theories would support each other, but there would be gaps that none of the theories cover. A "theory of everything" would have no gaps.

    2. Re:What kind of semantic bullshit is this? by cfulton · · Score: 1

      It is not simply a question of semanitcs. If you read the article, there is a good description of what they mean by interconnected theories.
      They use the example of a goldfish in a curved bowl. The fish would experience a curvature of light as its reality and while it wouldn't be accurate to someone outside the bowl, to the fish it would be.
      It is more like each theory is true dependent on your point of view. So, there isn't one theory, but several and the one that needs to be applied is dependent on the physical situation in question.

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    3. Re:What kind of semantic bullshit is this? by onionman · · Score: 5, Informative

      Instead, they propose a "family of interconnected theories" might emerge

      Which, if you read them all at the same sitting and follow all the connections, just might read like one big...unified theory.

      This seems very, very close to a distinction without a difference.

      No, there is a very important difference. Hawking is stating that there may be "locally everywhere solutions" without a "global solution." This is a very important concept in advanced mathematics. Go read about the mathematical terms "sheaf" and "local-global principle."

      Hawking is essentially saying that there very well may not be one single theory which explains everything. Instead, there may be a bunch of theories, each of which is valid only in certain areas, and which agree with one another where they overlap, even without a global solution.

      For a simple example which many readers may already be familiar with, consider the complex logarithm (e.g. the natural log on the complex numbers). To make it well defined, you must make a "branch cut" and decide which branch you want to take. Different branches agree where they overlap, but there is no single global solutions... just a patchwork of solutions that agree where needed (blah, blah lift to a covering space). Pick up a book on complex analysis for details.

    4. Re:What kind of semantic bullshit is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like the light-is-a-particle / light-is-a-wave duality?
      That one never ceases to amaze me. The more I think about it, the more I think I'm actually going insane.

    5. Re:What kind of semantic bullshit is this? by radtea · · Score: 1

      Hawking is essentially saying that there very well may not be one single theory which explains everything. Instead, there may be a bunch of theories, each of which is valid only in certain areas, and which agree with one another where they overlap, even without a global solution.

      This is consistent with Hawking's history of repeating old and not necessarily very good philsophy, although I'll take Cartwright over Hume (whom Hawking swallows whole in "A Brief History of Time") any day:

      http://www.amazon.com/How-Laws-Physics-Nancy-Cartwright/dp/0198247044

      Cartwright's suggestion, based on nothing much, is that there may not be any theory of everything, and that the laws of physics may look more like a bunch of slim volumes on specific topics rather than one big book.

      Cartwright's book was published getting on for thirty years ago.

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  18. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Threni · · Score: 1

    > You don't see the guys at Fermi or LHC spewing these nonsense.

    Those guys are technicians, aren't they? They get to prove or disprove the really smart guys work, right? ie is there Hawking radiation or not. And get that copper shielding clean - they big guys are coming round later.

  19. Emergence might be infinite... by RyanFenton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't actually mind if this is the case. What it means then, is that new properties of aggregated matter emerge as you go up, and up in scope and scale, and that there does not have to be a set relationship on what rules must emerge.

    Other than aesthetics, those emergent rules don't have to carry a thread of logic visible at all scopes. Rather, you just need to have the large number of interactions actually occur in relationship to eachother to see the combined effect, with many aspects unforeseeable by only observing the elements many magnitudes smaller.

    Whether this might make the universe a more or less beautiful puzzle to figure out is open to interpretation.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Emergence might be infinite... by entrigant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the very idea of emergent phenomenon the result of a complex system emerging from less complex interactions? I was always under the impression the idea of a "theory of everything" is to isolate those simple interactions that all emergent behavior stems with the idea being that perhaps, in time, the emergent behavior can be predicted or even constructed.

      Perhaps emergence can go both ways.. somehow? There is no base set of rules, and no matter how far in either direction you look you find more? I don't know, but it does seem that was we increase scale the trend is one way. The larger scale systems that we can explain are explained by smaller scale systems (at least from our point of view) and not vice versa.

      In the end and for all we know we may be so far from the truth that if and when we do discover it it will look nothing like what we currently understand. We have no scale or basis for comparison. I find it amazing anyone would even attempt make claims as to what "the end" of knowledge looks like.

    2. Re:Emergence might be infinite... by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      And down and down in scope and scale, as well.

    3. Re:Emergence might be infinite... by RyanFenton · · Score: 1

      To me, its more of an issue of "we can't yet reasonably say from what we can observe". Let's propose that beyond our currently observable universe, there are spaces where other "observable universe" sized objects exist.

      Let's say there are billions of them, all at currently unobservably great distances. How would they interact with our universe and eachother? We can guess gravity - but even then we have no idea if even that force would attenuate differently over such distances. But perhaps from that we discover strings have a limit on how many universe-units worth of distant gravity they can represent - something we couldn't discover without a way to observe yet.

      Perhaps we can achieve the same end by understanding the small - figuring out the limits of strings before we observe the massively larger scope in that case, but none of these are guarantees.

      Occam's razor suggests that the simpler explanation (fewer elements to explain) is the best one to choose when no other factors are present. The idea here is that you may still continue to need actual new complexity to describe actual complex interactions of very large aggregations - that it is simpler to use a new equation with a couple new terms, than to actually describe just how trillions of interactions end up with a different dynamic than thousands, and that you can't always guess the new dynamics just by working with the previous equations.

      Ryan Fenton

    4. Re:Emergence might be infinite... by JordanL · · Score: 1

      Not to throw gas on a fire, but wouldn't arbitrary and locally-relevant interconnected mathematical descriptions of the Universe be the best evidence to date of purpose to the beginning of the Universe? In other words, wouldn't that suggest that it's much more reasonable to assume that at the very least the initial creation of the Universe was directed by some cognizant force, be it Godly or not, without regard to whether or not such a force persisted after the Universe's creation?

      In my mind at least, and I am not of PhD of either Physics or Mathematics, such a system makes me question that idea that the Universe could be self-creating.

    5. Re:Emergence might be infinite... by entrigant · · Score: 1

      I agree 100% with one caveat.. that simple equation to describe the large complex behavior should be a highly reduced equation of the so called fundamental rules in order for it to be described as emergent.

    6. Re:Emergence might be infinite... by lennier · · Score: 1

      that it is simpler to use a new equation with a couple new terms, than to actually describe just how trillions of interactions end up with a different dynamic than thousands

      It might be simpler to use that new equation, but it isn't strictly correct, and it doesn't necessarily help us at all in understanding what's really going on under the hood. The new equation is only an approximation to the real behaviour which is the trillions of real interactions, and like all approximations, is only valid under certain conditions.

      and that you can't always guess the new dynamics just by working with the previous equations.

      Sure you can - you just need to actually run those interactions instead of handwaving them away with an approximation.

      Of course, that's not terribly useful for scientists - or even mathematicians - whose work does revolve around making approximations in order to reduce the amount of observations needed and the time taken to make the calculations. Approximations are useful as long as we keep them in their place.

      But we should always be very clear that when we approximate, we are throwing away large parts of reality, not literally describing it, and that an approximation is never the same thing as the actual truth of what is going on.

      The universe does not approximate, it just brute-force runs the trillions of calculations and gives us the actual result. If we wish to say that 'emergent behaviour' appears at large scales, that's not literally true - the behaviour of the universe hasn't changed at all. It's only our perception of new phenomena, an approximation, which is new.

      This is what Alfred Korzybski kept going on about, and his message still doesn't seem to have sunk in: that whatever we say the universe is, it is not, because any symbolic formula must be smaller than the phenomenon it describes in order to be a useful 'map' - but because it's smaller, it's also less true, because it's a lossy compression.

      It's not that we can't use approximations to help us predict the universe - but that we should always realise that our approximations will lead us astray if we try to apply them in realms where they do not match actual reality. And we can't really ever be entirely sure where those boundaries are.

      It might be true, as the theory-of-everything seekers hope, that the universe is at base a sort of finite-state automaton where each cell strictly follows a single, small equation, maybe applied to only one bit of data. But equally, it might not be true. The universe might be, as Leibniz and David Bohm thought, a sort of holographic Indra's Net where every 'atom' subtly reflects or enfolds the totality of the whole, and in that case, we'd never be able to literally describe its behaviour by any equation smaller than the universe. We might often be able to approximate parts of it with small equations - but on the boundary of those parts, we'd get strange, unpredictable phenomena.

      Some might say that we do experience just such phenomena when we investigate consciousness.

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    7. Re:Emergence might be infinite... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Where did your god come from and what are the rules governing the meta-universe she inhabits?

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    8. Re:Emergence might be infinite... by JordanL · · Score: 1

      That would have little to do with the point I brought up...

    9. Re:Emergence might be infinite... by entrigant · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the book reference. That looks absolutely fascinating. It would have already been bought if it was availabe on the Kindle :)

  20. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by KarrdeSW · · Score: 1

    More importantly, who dropped a tin can there... and is there a string attached leading to another galaxy?

  21. Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by Theory+of+Everything · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm right here. I promise I do exist. Really.

    1. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by neo-mkrey · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm torn -- do I give you +1 Funny or +1 Informative?? Ooops, seeing as I have now posted, you will get neither.

    2. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      mind blown, bricks shat.

    3. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by gangien · · Score: 1

      yeah but with that UUID you were certainly not hear when the turn of the century happened.

    4. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by gangien · · Score: 2, Informative

      here*

      aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg

    5. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      but are you unified? or just loosely connected?

      check an x-ray before you answer...

    6. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by toddles666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      My mind would have been blown if his UUID was 42...

    7. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      on a more serious note, the simple fact that we can tell we exist proves that there is a universe. and the universe can be seen as its own model. If he's trying to say that there is no simpler model than the universe itself... than it makes sense to say it (it might or it might not be true); other than that, it's just about semantics.

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    8. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      loosely connected by tendons, unified by skin.

    9. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Proof or GTFO~

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    10. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      No? Why not? Mine is higher than his, and I am pretty sure I was here in 2000.

    11. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by gangien · · Score: 1

      you may have been here in 2000, but you were not registered with that account in 2000.. unless you know some way of switching UID.

    12. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Hum. Unfortunately for me, I have no record of when I created the account.

    13. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by mjwx · · Score: 1
      I'm right here. I promise I do exist. Really.

      SILENCE.

      Hawking says you do not exist (Both Steven and Jennifer).

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    14. Re:Excuse me, Dr. Hawking? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      If the godfather says you don't exist, you don't exist. He'll be coming over any time now, to make you an offer you cannot refuse.

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  22. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

    Science would die without the people that popularize it; Hawking, Dawkins, Sagan, Asimov, etc. Normal people don't really care that the LHC might find the Higgs Boson, especially younger people who might be just starting to take an interest in science and technology. Without good science fiction, good popular science books, and lots of media attention there would be next to no new scientists and engineers in a generation. Besides, it's not like Hawking hasn't ever published new research, just to name a few.

  23. Just a result of age by Troggie87 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As scientists age they become somewhat jaded, it happens to a lot of people. Hawking has seen a problem he thought was about to be solved get ever more complex while little new progress has been made. I don't blame him for changing his stance. I had a professor during my undergrad who had been a part of some of the first fusion research, and he would occasionally bring up that he didn't think it was possible. According to him, "the kids today are trying what we tried and couldn't get to work back then" (Paraphrased). Maybe doubting there is a solution to the problems you have struggled with all your life is the best way to find peace as your life winds down?

    Oh, on a personal opinion note, I doubt we will ever find a *provable* theory of everything. Eventually someone will put together something that relates a lot of complex fields, but I suspect it will be something ad hoc and beyond the practical limits of humanity to test. (*cough* string theory variant *cough*)

    1. Re:Just a result of age by jschen · · Score: 1

      Oh, on a personal opinion note, I doubt we will ever find a *provable* theory of everything. Eventually someone will put together something that relates a lot of complex fields, but I suspect it will be something ad hoc and beyond the practical limits of humanity to test. (*cough* string theory variant *cough*)

      One can never prove a theory of everything, but one can validate the theory against all observables. If multiple theories emerge, all of which satisfy everything observed, then I would favor the simplest one (hopefully not a theory with more variables than there are atoms in the universe). Furthermore, the more complex one must predict something different from the simpler one, or else they would be fundamentally the same. So that would lead to a testable hypothesis to choose between different theories of everything.

      Personally, I think a "theory of everything" with so many variables that it cannot be falsified (some string theory, for example) is a waste of time. Look at relativity. It's a paradigm changer, yet so simple that it can be expressed by a few basic assumptions. We need more theories of that sort, giving us deep insight into reality without throwing in tons of fudge factors.

    2. Re:Just a result of age by khallow · · Score: 1

      One can never prove a theory of everything, but one can validate the theory against all observables. If multiple theories emerge, all of which satisfy everything observed, then I would favor the simplest one (hopefully not a theory with more variables than there are atoms in the universe). Furthermore, the more complex one must predict something different from the simpler one, or else they would be fundamentally the same. So that would lead to a testable hypothesis to choose between different theories of everything.

      Further, there may end up being multiple equivalent theories, but we'll pick among them, taking one that is convenient for the task at hand.

    3. Re:Just a result of age by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Getting older jades all of us, scientists and non-scientists alike. It comes not from age, but experience. If you are a twenty something parent of a toddler, you can even see it in yourself when your toddler is completely engrossed and fascinated by something mundane.

      Of course, compared to my dad, I'm not jaded a bit. Everything is relative (didn't Einstein say something like that?).

  24. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by oldhack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's about time they rethink this artificial theoretical/experimental barrier if all the "theories" being cooked up are so far out of the realm of verification that they might as well move to philosophy department.

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  25. You forget important addition to Goedel's theorem by Cyberax · · Score: 3, Informative

    You forget important addition to Goedel's theorem. Namely: "all philosophical consequences of Godel's theorem are bunk" (including this one).

    Regarding your comment: there ARE complete and consistent formal systems. For example, real number theory is complete.

    You can't have consistent, complete system if it's _complex_ _enough_ to describe integers.

  26. Ugh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just ordered a copy of Hawkins' 'A Grand Design', and now you're telling me that it's already outdated ? Before I even got the chance to actually read it ?

  27. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by guyminuslife · · Score: 3, Funny

    String Theory says there is.

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  28. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by oldhack · · Score: 1

    That's just not true. What teenage boys, and even more girls, wouldn't dream of working with gigantic hard-on busters?

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  29. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Without good science fiction, good popular science books, and lots of media attention there would be next to no new scientists and engineers in a generation."

    When did sci-di start as a genre? Were there any engineers or physicists or scientists before? Now I've heard it all; we only have technology because of sci-fi? That's retarded. We got sci-fi because we got technology.

  30. What if he's right... by fropenn · · Score: 1

    does that imply a limitation of the human mind? A problem with one or more of our theories? Or just a result of the incredible complexity of our universe?

  31. stephen hawking is a hypocrite by Kristopeit,+Mike+Da. · · Score: 0, Troll

    the theory that there is "no theory of everything" is in itself a theory of everything.

    1. Re:stephen hawking is a hypocrite by uncanny · · Score: 1

      kinda like how people say athiesm is a religion?

    2. Re:stephen hawking is a hypocrite by Halifax+Samuels · · Score: 1

      So you're theorizing that the theory of a theory is itself a theory.

      ...

      Just checking. I wanted to make sure I didn't read that with any more stupid than you wrote it with.

    3. Re:stephen hawking is a hypocrite by blair1q · · Score: 1

      but it excludes all theories of everything, and is therefore nonexistent itself

    4. Re:stephen hawking is a hypocrite by Kristopeit,+Mike+Da. · · Score: 0

      kinda like how i said it.

  32. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's about time they rethink this artificial theoretical/experimental barrier if all the "theories" being cooked up are so far out of the realm of verification that they might as well move to philosophy department.

    Maybe they should call themselves theoretical metaphysicists....

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  33. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't move it there. According to Hawking, philosophy is obsolete(I forget what term he exactly used, but it was in his recent book.)

  34. Please read this! by professorguy · · Score: 1

    Everyone should read RyanFenton's post. This is a beautiful and deep analysis and, while it may be true or false, is a reasonable way to reconcile the current state of art.

    Nicely done sir. I will ponder your words for weeks to come. A post like this can lift my entire assessment of humanity.

  35. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by bhagwad · · Score: 1

    There's no "they" who created the barrier. Everyone does what they want - different talents are required to be a good experimental physicist and the same is true for the theoretical physicists.
    How would you rather have it?

  36. Gogol Bordello by MrTripps · · Score: 1

    Gogol Bordello has the good doctor beat then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFBTmclJrto

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  37. So... by northernfrights · · Score: 1

    Does this sort of negate his accomplishment of predicting Hawking Radiation 30 some years ago which was recently observed in a lab, thereby eliminating his chance of winning a Nobel Prize?

    I mean, my physics teacher would have given me a pretty bad grade for getting 1 out of 2 questions right.

  38. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    It's always these guys on the sideline talking up bullshit. You don't see the guys at Fermi or LHC spewing these nonsense. Tell the bastards to shut the fuck up and get back to work until they actually generate some *real* results.

    Science isn't just "we got these results, and it means this." It's important to hypothesize out loud with peers sometimes, to get input, at very preliminary stages. For one thing, proving that there may be no theory that explains everything strikes me as very difficult to prove, though I have no concept of the math involved. Having more people make suggestions might better help him prove it? If it can't actually be proven, Hawkings saying it might cause some researchers to not waste as much effort going after a theory of everything, maybe now they're absolutely convinced it's just around the corner. If you're a physicist starting your career, you might not want to invest everything into finding a theory of everything. Realigning the field is something only a prominent scientist like Hawkings can do.

    The guys at Fermi or LHC might be too focused on what they're doing at the moment to think in depth about larger issues like this. In many biological labs, the major theories that are mostly or completely unproven are usually thought up by the PIs, the more senior scientists with years of experience who write grants but don't do much lab work, wheras the postdocs and grad students are the ones doing the labwork, who haven't been in the field for as long and haven't had as long to make those big predictions.

    There are plenty of exceptions to that of course. But it's not too surprising to me that the physicists who are "on the sidelines" are the ones who are coaching and calling plays.

  39. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    Er, just to clarify, that wasn't to say that the scientists at LHC or Fermi are less senior or long-term thinkers than Hawkins. Maybe some of them were saying there's no theory of everything, but were too busy working on getting the LHC running to make a press release.

  40. Who's throwing in the towel? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Saying that we may never find a TOE no more means that everyone should stop looking for one than saying we would find one before the turn of the century means everyone who wasn't looking one should stop what they were doing.

    Both of Hawkings' statements were based on where he saw physics heading at the time. He was confident that we would find a TOE, and now he thinks that we may not.

    Either way, physicists are going to continue to make theories, predictions, and observations and try to match them. They will go where the evidence directs them. If the universe is amenable to a TOE, then great. If it isn't, the it isn't, and so be it.

    It might not be simple or pretty, but if the universe operates on a consistent set of physical laws, it's out there.

    You're making a lot more assumptions about the universe than that it is merely consistent. How do you know the universe isn't best described by "a family of interconnected theories.. with each describing a certain reality under specific conditions"? Maybe gravity at the quantum scale really is different than gravity at other scales. Maybe these interactions can't be described by a single set of equations.

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  41. Stephen Hawking is SUCH an A-hole. by Guerilla+Antix · · Score: 1

    -Stephen Colbert

  42. In other news... by djupedal · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Theory of Everything held a press conference today, stating "There is no Stephen Hawking."

    When asked what the implications were as to whether or not there could ever be a Stephen Hawking, ToE replied "The door is open for a Stephen Hawking in the future, but it can only be a possibility if graphene birds fly out of my lily white butt..."

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ToE is white? Wow. That would explain a lot of things.

      Or maybe it has his butt white, and everything else darker, like that cheesy monkeys at the zoo. Cool!

  43. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Guignol · · Score: 1

    What are you talking about ?
    "all philosophical consequences of Godel's theorem are bunk" sounds fair but as you state probably falls in the undecidable set of assertions :)
    but "real number theory is complete" ? are you confusing the "Gödel completeness" with the "Set completeness" (in the way that all Cauchy sequences are convergent in the same Set (unlike, say, rational numbers)) ?

  44. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's about time they rethink this artificial theoretical/experimental barrier if all the "theories" being cooked up are so far out of the realm of verification that they might as well move to philosophy department.

    I mean, it wouldn't it be surprising if they were given advanced degrees like "Doctor of Philosophy" or something like that?

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  45. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    The problem with many science celebrities is that they gloss over the actual work that makes for science: experimentation and heavy mathematics. Too many physics celebrities make cosmology sound like some vacuous daydreaming. If you want to sincerely speak of science to the public, you've got to give how it really is -- not showing the actual calculations, but speaking of the arduous effort and self-examination that leads to discoveries.

  46. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Machtyn · · Score: 1

    I always figured that when they found the theory to everything, they would find God. But since the don't believe in Him, they'll never find the theory to everything. At some point, science requires faith. On the religious side, God said the laws are irrevocable and He cannot break them - he knows the science and we are just trying to catch up. (In other words, science and religion/philosophy aren't necessarily at odds.)

  47. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Theories WERE his hand. Hawking has entered the realm of elder statesman, which means he can say any old bullshit he once and, well, he's Stephen Fucking Hawking, and it will get printed. Bemused physicists who all grew up admiring him as one of the gods of theoretical physics will let him have his say, and the rest of us will all fall back and get on our knees, for the Space Pope has spoken!

    I'm only being a little sarcastic here. It's not uncommon for guys who reach Hawking's position to start saying these sorts of controversial things. They've earned the right.

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  48. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    At some point, science requires faith.

    Let me be the first to tell you that you don't understand science or the scientific method. At all.

  49. Re:Occam's Switchblade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the simplest explanation is : believe what he says, or Occam slits your throat"

  50. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    No. I mean _theory_ of real numbers. I.e. any statement that you can make using axioms of real numbers will be decidable.

    Counterintuitive, but true.

  51. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's about time they rethink this artificial theoretical/experimental barrier if all the "theories" being cooked up are so far out of the realm of verification that they might as well move to philosophy department. ...Said the blowhard in the 60s about the theoretical prediction of the W and Z boson twenty years before a device capable of detecting them was built.

    It's not an artificial barrier, by the way, it's a practical arrangement. Both coming up with theories, and conducting and executing experiments, take substantial amounts of time that don't leave much left for the other. You might as well say we should eliminate the artificial barrier between academic computer architecture research and production circuit design. It don't work that way.

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  52. There will be one, but - by paiute · · Score: 1

    What if Hawking figures it out but has lost the ability to communicate the discovery with the world?

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/19550880/GUT-The-Grand-Unified-Theory-A-oneact-play-with-seven-blackouts

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  53. wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the fuck would he know? its just guesswork relating to the current theories we have, and their incompatability.
    But just because it comes from some supposedly smart dude its like the word of god or something.

    1. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > How the fuck would he know? its just guesswork relating to the current theories we have, and their incompatability. > Yeah, which just about sums up about everything about science, the way we perceive it up until today.

  54. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

    Sci-fi started as a genre at least 1800 years ago, with Lucian's True History.

  55. Douglas Adams has already explained this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”

  56. Two arguments... by RichiH · · Score: 1

    1) He is getting old, losing his edge and is grumpy that he failed to find the holy grail. If he failed, everyone else will, too.

    2) It's nice to see that some people have the balls to admit they might have been wrong.

    Pick whichever you prefer.

  57. I call bullshit by tekrat · · Score: 1

    We've got the answer, I googled it myself... 42.

    Now we just need to build a bigger computer to understand the question!

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  58. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by FrozenFOXX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I always figured that when they found the theory to everything, they would find God. But since the don't believe in Him, they'll never find the theory to everything. At some point, science requires faith. On the religious side, God said the laws are irrevocable and He cannot break them - he knows the science and we are just trying to catch up. (In other words, science and religion/philosophy aren't necessarily at odds.)

    I can't say my own views are too far off but there's a critical distinction that needs to be made. "Science" does not require faith (though the scientific COMMUNITY usually does...any non-physicists here test every law of thermodynamics lately?). "Science" is observation and experimentation. If you cannot experiment, you cannot demonstrably repeat it, it's usually not science. This isn't a Bad Thing because there are most likely some things we will never be able to classify under science.

    I DO agree that science/religion aren't at odds...but only because when done properly the two have nothing to do with each other. One's about the How of the world working and the other's about the Why.

    It's important to understand the difference between Religion/Philosophy and Science. The communities and people may have issues (kinda like our "faith" in Open Source...I haven't personally inspected the Linux kernel, but I believe that others have and what they tell me about it. Until I test it for myself I can't claim I'm doing science with it) but they are very, very distinct.

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  59. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by kalirion · · Score: 1

    It's about time they rethink this artificial theoretical/experimental barrier if all the "theories" being cooked up are so far out of the realm of verification that they might as well move to philosophy department.

    In some alternate universes they already have...

  60. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by MaWeiTao · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is that most young people who think they care about science are merely infatuated with the latest gadgets. Any venture that doesn't result in shiny toys to ogle and possess is a wasted endeavor.

  61. from a previous story by night_flyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    'If we discover a complete theory, it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason - for then we should know the mind of God.' Hawkins - 1988

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    1. Re:from a previous story by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

      'If we discover a complete theory, it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason - for then we should know the mind of God.' Hawkins - 1988

      'I put a spell on you, because you're mine!' Hawkins - 1956

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    2. Re:from a previous story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If we discover a complete theory...

      I tried to imagine what would be "next to nothing" if nothing were temporally and spatially possible, e.g., no electricity, gravity, light, etc. I came up with this:

      Singularities contain everything
      Singularities are ubiquitous
      Singularities associate to form the universe and everything else imaginable and more

      The principle failure of the theory is that nature splits the seed for safety purposes, but apart from that its a good theory IMHO.

    3. Re:from a previous story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop saying that! It's 'Hawking', damnit!

    4. Re:from a previous story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is Hawkins?

  62. ORLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    [Citation Needed]

  63. Big Bang Theory by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Sheldon Cooper now has his chance to change the world and be recognized for the genius he is!
    I predict a lot of episodes written about this revelation!

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  64. Let's Count Them... by Chagatai · · Score: 1, Troll
    Here's his most recent statements that seem just off:

    -Don't contact ET. On the one hand, what are the odds that we will do so? On the other hand, oops, you're about 100 years too late if we count radio signals alone, ignoring the big thrust that took place in the 70s and 80s.

    -No need for God, gravity made everything. Creation versus evolution aside, doesn't gravity describe the attraction between particles based on their mass? So, if you have no particles, how could gravity make something ex nihilo?

    -No Grand Unified Theory. Seems like a bit of hubris taking its course here. "If I can't find it, no one will!"

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    1. Re:Let's Count Them... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "-Don't contact ET. On the one hand, what are the odds that we will do so? On the other hand, oops, you're about 100 years too late if we count radio signals alone, ignoring the big thrust that took place in the 70s and 80s."

      Fifty years or so of yelling in the dark is a barely perceptible flash in the pan. We're already getting much quieter than we were, and will likely continue to do so in the future. Future attempts to contact aliens will likely have to be purposeful, and by any reasonable estimates we'll need to call for a LONG time to have any reasonable chance of being detected.

      "-No need for God, gravity made everything. Creation versus evolution aside, doesn't gravity describe the attraction between particles based on their mass? So, if you have no particles, how could gravity make something ex nihilo?"

      Not quite. Gravity is an attractive force between clumps of energy. If you've got some energy (and surprisingly little seems to be required), quantum mechanics and gravity can pretty much take you the rest of the way. Postulating some energy and a few simple rules is a lot simpler than postulating god. Particularly the bumbling, meddling god of the bible religions.

      "-No Grand Unified Theory. Seems like a bit of hubris taking its course here. "If I can't find it, no one will!""

      What he seems to have said is more along the lines of "I was sure there was one, but now I'm not so sure. There might not be." It actually sounds kind of like the opposite of hubris.

  65. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good one. I pissed myself laughing.

  66. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    “If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough” -- Albert Einstein

  67. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Machtyn · · Score: 0

    Have YOU ever been to space? Have YOU ever personally visited Antarctica? Then you cannot tell me definitively that those places exist. You rely on someone else's experiences and results. There are people who have claimed to see God. There are a lot more people who believe those people are telling the truth. In both cases, there exists a method of proving both. One is relatively easy... get on a boat and go to Antarctica. One is relatively difficult... live as just a life as possible, believing in God, and He will show Himself to you.

  68. I hate to say it... by TomRC · · Score: 1

    I hate to say it, but as people get older and become disappointed that certain things didn't get accomplished in their lifetimes, they tend to deny the possibility that it will ever be accomplished.

    I don't think we should take Hawking's change of heart too seriously.

  69. Short answer: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.

    Long answer: FUCK no.

  70. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've never been to space, but I can look up. And I trust the fine people at NASA that say they have launched numerous probes into space.

    As for Antarctica I've actually been there, once. But I've never been to Australia so your argument is valid for that place.

    I'm not buying into your superstitious crap about a god that only shows itself to deluded people that are mentally unstable. I'm sorry, but the notion is absurd.

  71. I am making the t-shirt by sweetser · · Score: 1
    Placing the order for 48 tonight after I get the OK from the misses. What is Hawking's size?

    Doug
    http://bit.ly/GEMtshirt
    http://visualphysics.org/preprints qmn:1009.9466

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    1. Re:I am making the t-shirt by sweetser · · Score: 1

      Wife said no to yellow w/black outline text on a white t-shirt. Going with fuchsia & black on the white shirts, white and yellow on the black shirts.

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  72. TOE... by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    ... The One Electronic?

    Gah, my brain's jumping tracks a lot lately. Enjoy the link.

    Cheers,

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  73. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by HuguesT · · Score: 1

    You are correct mathematically, but this is not really counterintuitive. This boils down to the fact that are fewer constraints on real numbers than on integer numbers. A Diophantine equation can be unsolvable, but the same equation involving real numbers can be trivial. Same thing with mathematical optimization: real number linear programming is a polynomial complexity problem, whereas integer programming is NP-hard.

  74. What about Dr. Cooper's work? by JAZ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've been watching documentaries about Dr Sheldon Cooper's work out at Caltech and I'm lead to believe that he's very close to proving String Theory as a Grand Unified Theory.

    Surely, Professor Hawking is aware of this research?

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  75. Cognitive dissonance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just the words of cognitive dissonance coming from a dying man who does not have the intellect to make advancements in this complex area of Physics. Nothing to see here, move along.

    Hawking, if you will note, has not really made any great discoveries, or at least not as many nor of great significance as his fame would make one believe. He is basically an average Physicist, who has been getting this much attention because of his physical condition.

  76. Clarke said it best by MpVpRb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong

    1. Re:Clarke said it best by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      So when Hawking says it's possible there is no unified theory he's almost certainly right?

    2. Re:Clarke said it best by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      In this case, though, it's just about the phrasing.

      Instead of saying that a unified theory may not exist, he can just say that a non-unified theory PROBABLY exists.

      It's too easy to take the negative on either side; if he had said that a non-unified theory is probably impossible, the same quote would apply.

      I think it's okay for us to all admit that we don't know, and he's just offering an opinion based on his experience.

  77. what if.. by orange47 · · Score: 1

    what if they do find 'theory of everything'? Would that mean destiny exists? If so, I hope they fail. It seems to me the worst thing would be knowing precisely what will happen.

    1. Re:what if.. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > what if they do find 'theory of everything'? Would that mean destiny exists?

      No.

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  78. /. mistake by ObliviousMnd · · Score: 2

    i don't agree with the last line of this, "The claim is a reversal for Hawking, who claimed in 1980 that there would be a unified theory by the turn of the century." He did NOT claim that physicists would discover a theory of everything, he simply asked what the chances were that physicists would find a complete unified theory of everything by the end of the century. It appears that there is a difference! Once again someone decided to skim read an article, or went off what they thought they remembered. way to go slashdot! rabble rabble rabble.

    1. Re:/. mistake by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Many times I've had Slashdotters replying who have read the first half of a sentence I wrote but somehow forgot to read the second half. I thought the concern over decreasing attention spans was overblown, but now I'm not so sure.

  79. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

    Too bad there are several people who claim to have done that, and they frequently report different 'gods' if any at all. Quite frankly I'd sooner believe accounts of Sikhist Waheguru than all the moral bankruptcy of Yahweh. However the universe works well enough without any gods, so I'll stick to believing only in things I could reasonably expect to prove to myself if I so chose.

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  80. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    lol. Best. Troll. EVER!

  81. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    All the non-sadistic ones?

  82. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

    You make perfect sense, this is exactly why recruitment for the armed forces is done with grisly carnage instead of half-fictitious visions of grandiose self-empowerment. /sarcasm

    No really, you don't attract people with tedium or horror. You attract them with glossy simplifications and broad-minded, hopeful intangibles.

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  83. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

    Not to dismiss Lucian of Samosata (of whom I am exceedingly fond, his Hermotimus dialogue was catalytic in my teenage apostasy), but he was an outlying exception. While his True History was the first work of fiction that could be called science fiction, there would be none others like it until the modern era.

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  84. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by leptons · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hawking is full of shit, always has been. Time will wipe away all he has said, and replace it with actual science.

  85. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by gilleain · · Score: 1

    FAITH is belief despite a lack of proof. Science is belief in things that have proof. No I haven't been to space, but those that have can provide proof that they have.

    Way to go to fail to understand both Religion and Science. Is there anything left to the world that you actually _do_ understand?

  86. Hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I hate it when a human, smart as he/she is, claims to know something that is the absolute.

    We're human. We understand things, but we don't know shit. Travel around the universe first, then we'll talk.

  87. The gravity thing. by liquiddark · · Score: 1

    Gravity isn't really the attraction between things, no. Theoretically It's the curvature of space-time, it just happens that all matter is "downhill" from other matter due to the particular fashion in which it causes space time to curve. As you can imagine, the shape and nature of the fundamental space in which we live can change quite a lot of things about the universe, not least what exists within it.

  88. Wisdom of the crowds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the world's foremost experts: "There is no TOE, here is my reasoning".
    /. posters: "You are old and bitter, and therefore must be wrong. And that is final."

    Need I explain more?

  89. The answer is here by knowthetruth · · Score: 0

    Thus saith the LORD, thy redeemer, and he that formed thee from the womb, I [am] the LORD that maketh all [things]; that stretcheth forth the heavens alone; that spreadeth abroad the earth by myself;That frustrateth the tokens of the liars, and maketh diviners mad; that turneth wise [men] backward, and maketh their knowledge foolish; Isaiah 44:24-25 If you are interested in finding out more, please visit the following sites: http://www.thebereancall.org/ http://www.understandthetimes.org/ http://www.crossroad.to/

  90. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

    None that survived. We don't really know what else was written that didn't last, beyond a small subset that we know of because they are mentioned in other works.

    That also dismisses the very distinct possibility that there were oral works never transcribed, or whose transcriptions never survived. The general characteristics of science fiction don't require a long format to be expressed, despite longer formats lending themselves to the explanations usually associated with the genre.

    I mean, we are talking about an era when there were a few working machines that resembled robots, operated by pulleys.

  91. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be willing to make a pretty large wager that the vast majority of "physics celebrities" do actually know how much math and experimental work go into physics. The problem comes in with scientific journalism. The population at large is at best bored with math, and a significant portion are actively afraid of doing math. Any equation more complicated than E=MC^2 is almost always the scientist writing on a chalkboard, markerboard or vertical piece of glass at a really sharp angle with a tight depth of field so you can't see what's going on. And any show, article or blog that goes much further into the math will be ignored by the population at large, the journalists aren't to blame.

    And that "vacuous daydreaming" is extremely important. Without it, mathematicians wouldn't have anything to model. What value would experiment hold if the results are not confirming or disproving theory? Theory is necessary, but not sufficient, for good science to happen.

  92. A Huge Issue by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Although the topic is esoteric and almost never considered this is the edge of a really disturbing issue. Science does not describe reality. Science is coherent or consistent with itself. It is also always shifting as supposedly better evidence and proofs are absorbed. But the fact remains that science is actually presenting beliefs. The absolute or factual nature of science is vapor ware. Science is still very, very useful. But it does not reflect truth and by its nature can never reflect truth. And the sick part is that there are freaks out there who will jump on this and declare that that makes their magical belief systems every bit as valid as science. There are really off the wall believers attached to some of the better religions.
                Next people will probably catch on to this and perhaps move to mathematics as the ultimate in non shifting sands. But math is now advanced enough to face similar issues as science. Even mathematics is not absolute. People do not want to deal with the notion that mankind is essentially deaf, dumb, blind and stupid, that we hurtle through space in directions that we can't even define towards endings that we can not know. The human mind will never understand even 1% of the serious issues and laws that surround us. When compared to the complexity of what is around us we are as intelligent as a red wiggler at the bottom of a kids fishing worm collection.

    1. Re: A Huge Issue by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Your post seems to lack a coherent thesis. No, science doesn't reveal truth. It has never claimed to (which is one of the things that separates it from religion). Capital-T Truth is likely not attainable. If it is, we certainly don't know how to go about it.

      Science is purely utilitarian. You go with what works. When something comes along that works better, you go with that.

  93. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Guignol · · Score: 1

    Hmm, sorry I don't know what is this theory, I'm sure there is one describing things you can do with things that will be called real numbers that happen not to be incomplete
    There are many complete (or not incomplete :)) 'theories'
    But at some point, when you have created your theory that alllows you to express statements, results, etc. you want your theory to be expressive enough to actually solve meaningful problems
    This _theory_ of real numbers you are talking about will among other things fail to assert useful things about natural numbers (like their primality, and, I suspect, worse, their being actually natural or rational (I don't know, just guessing)), which are a part of the numbers it 'supports'.
    Not to say that this makes it a useless theory, it is probably extremely useful if it allows you to establish some calculus or algebra results for instance, but whatever you have in mind with this theory of real numbers being complete despite arithmetic's incompleteness is not really a 'way to show hos goedel's proof is quickly limited' (which is how I understood why you were saying it)
    But then again, I was also agreeing with your main point I was just puzzled by this particular example :)

  94. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can prove to myself that space or antarctica exist without having to rely on someone else's experience. The difference between space and Antarctica, on the one hand, and God, on the other, are that, at least according to people who have been there, space and antarctica are physical, tangible things with discernible properties. God is not. I can watch a rocket taking off. I can not watch a person experiencing God. That experience is entirely subjective, and exists only in the person having it. Space and Antarctica are things that can be seen directly or videotaped. Sure, someone may be faking those videos, but that is stretching the definition of faith. Do you have to have faith to walk? According to you, you do. You need to have faith that the ground is solid, because you have not experienced the solidity of this piece of ground at this time. But don't you see that defining "faith" that way destroys any meaning the word has?

    Science is not based on faith, because science does not even claim to tell us what is "true." If you think science tells us what is true and what is false, you drastically and fundamentally misunderstand what science is and how it works. True and false aren't part of it. It doesn't matter if a theory is true or not. We still use theories we absolutely know to be false, like Newton's theory of gravity. We use that instead of Einstein's theory in almost all engineering, because it is useful, that is to say, it makes accurate predictions in known circumstances. And it is much simpler to calculate. As long as your building is not traveling at light speed, Newton's theories are close enough to be useful. And that is all science tries to do, find theories that are useful, that make accurate and important predictions in given circumstances.

    The thing about theories, you can test them. Science works because anyone can look at a theory, see what it predicts, and look at the real world, and see if it matches the theory. Personally, I have tested a great many theories of God, and none of them work as purported for me. I've lived as just a life as possible, believing in God. I've opened my heart. I've prayed. I've fasted. I've meditated. You know what I got for my troubles?

    Nothing. Do you understand? I have done everything that the people who claim to have personally experienced God told me would work, and it didn't. That is the cold hard truth for most people. But I bet they said they did, because who wants to look impious? Now, science has given us other tools for looking at this dilemma. I could, with the help of science, personally experience God. Just shoot a beam at the right spot on a person's head, and they will experience everything the saints and mystics do, direct personal experience of God. Even knowing it came from a beam of electrons, most people who have experienced it still believe it was real, because it "felt real." But it wasn't really God, it was a particular region of the brain getting triggered by electricity.

    Now, I have two possible explanations for this God thing. One is, he exists but is hiding from me personally. The other, everyone who had a direct experience of God just had a particular region of the brain triggered by some event.

    And just to be clear, I do not want your advice on how to find God. Whatever you have to say, I've tried it already and it didn't work. No God for me. But that is really okay, I do not need a God. I do not need an external reason for this. This exists, and that is enough. All else is fantasy. There is no ultimate meaning or purpose to life or the universe, and that is a good thing, because it means we are free to create any meaning or purpose we like. I know that kind of freedom scares some small minded people, which is why they invented a God that, according to their books, is far, far less awe inspiring than the real universe.

    I'll take reality, you can keep your useless schizophrenic God. You want to know who created reality? I did. Everything I see, I have given it all the meaning it

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  95. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by lbalbalba · · Score: 1

    >
    > For one thing, proving that there may be no theory that explains everything strikes me as very difficult to prove.
    >
    Well, according to Hawkings, a theory can *never* be proven. Rather, observation either agree with the predictions that the theory made, and the belief in the theory increases, or observation disagrees with the theory, causing belief in the theory to decrease.

  96. Inifinte States by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And the same goes for the universe itself; it has a bounded number of observable states.

    That is not clear. A free electron has no quantized energy and, since current evidence points to the universe expanding for ever, there is no limit to the accuracy with which we can measure that energy (as boring as that measurement may be). Hence a single free electron has an infinite set of states as long as the universe's lifetime is unbounded.

    1. Re:Inifinte States by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that's not true: Delta E Delta T > hbar/2 is the uncertainty relation applied to to energy+time. Since the time in which the energy is measured is of necessity finite (Big bang start vs heat death say) the energy cannot be determined to arbitrary precision.

    2. Re:Inifinte States by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Since the time in which the energy is measured is of necessity finite

      No it is not necessarily finite. If the universe expands forever then the electron's state could exist forever thus there is no minimum uncertainty on the energy.

  97. The problem of Induction by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

    "The problem of induction is the philosophical question of whether inductive reasoning leads to knowledge. That is, what is the justification for either:
    generalizing about the properties of a class of objects based on some number of observations of particular instances of that class (for example, the inference that "all swans we have seen are white, and therefore all swans are white," before the discovery of black swans) or
    presupposing that a sequence of events in the future will occur as it always has in the past (for example, that the laws of physics will hold as they have always been observed to hold). Hume called this the Principle of Uniformity of Nature."

    Like the greeks said we're standing on a raft on the river looking backwards and this in a universe that's bound to be significantly influenced by complete randomness. After all it was created by random quantum fluctuations.
    How could you hope to capture in an equation a universe with random events based on so limited past observations as we can perform?

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  98. Isn't that a theory of everything? by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    Is it the theory that there is no theory of everything, a theory of everything?

  99. the world and physics can be contexual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everything is true or not true depending on the context. Both claims are arrogant in that it tries to "cover it all".

  100. Re:SETI allegedly being dangerous by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

    i'm tolerably certain that our RF, EMP, and light emanations over the past century or so will be noticeable by the time they arrive at each star. I think it behooves us to start looking for whoever might be in the neighborhood before they come around and beat our asses for making too much noise. Kinda like an interstellar keger. no one said that once we suspected or confirmed existence of aliens that we had to make contact intentionally...

    Marconi's first transatlantic broadcasts alone probably had enough power and covered enough of the spectrum to be detectable quite a long ways off. is it likely given the multiplication of probabilities involved? no. but neither is listening for neighbors likely to do more to attract them than our history and current emanations.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spark-gap_transmitter

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  101. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    "But at some point, when you have created your theory that alllows you to express statements, results, etc. you want your theory to be expressive enough to actually solve meaningful problems"

    Theory of real numbers solves quite a lot of meaningful problems. As does Euclidian geometry (it's also Goedel-complete).

    "This _theory_ of real numbers you are talking about will among other things fail to assert useful things about natural numbers (like their primality, and, I suspect, worse, their being actually natural or rational (I don't know, just guessing)), which are a part of the numbers it 'supports'."

    Nope. Theory of real numbers works with _real_ numbers, not with integers. To define integers you need to introduce more axioms which will make the resulting theory more powerful (and incomplete).

  102. Robert Anton Wilson said this too, 35 years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hawking isn't saying anything new. Robert Anton Wilson in the classic book "Cosmic Trigger The Final Secret of Illuminati" made the same point. Reality isn't limited by any theory. Different theories work in different situations, but none of them are truly 100% real even if they work.

    Here's a link to the classic:
    http://www.amazon.com/Cosmic-Trigger-Final-Secret-Illuminati/dp/B000GRHMNU

    Here's the latest printing:
    http://www.amazon.com/Cosmic-Trigger-Final-Secret-Illuminati/dp/1561840033/

    It might be the best, most important book you every read, if your not afraid of a book scrambling your mind in the process.

  103. God to Hawking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's time to come home, son.

  104. No Halting State? by Guppy · · Score: 1

    But the halting problem is not in U. In fact, U cannot contain neither semi decidable nor undecidable problems (which was our base assumption).

    This sounds like it would be a great setup for a Charlie Stross novel. Protagonist stumbles upon a conspiracy centered around an ancient alien text allegedly detailing knowledge of the state machine upon which reality executes -- and an artifact, which if activated, may place the universe into a halting state! Amazon review: "A hyperkinetic, Meme-filled trip with an explosive plot twist!"

    1. Re:No Halting State? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      This sounds like it would be a great setup for a Charlie Stross novel. Protagonist stumbles upon a conspiracy centered around an ancient alien text allegedly detailing knowledge of the state machine upon which reality executes -- and an artifact, which if activated, may place the universe into a halting state! Amazon review: "A hyperkinetic, Meme-filled trip with an explosive plot twist!"

      Doesn't he already have a book called Halting State?

      Then again, we could get to the moon with all the hand-waving he does in his books, if only there was enough atmosphere to get us there.

  105. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by smartr · · Score: 1

    I thought that was the entire axiomatic contradiction Godel pointed out. In any system of logic you use, there must necessarily be true statements that you cannot prove. You could say that it's decidable because it's true, but then you can't prove it - which would mean your system is inconsistent.

  106. There's also a Gödel's completeness theorem by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    I thought that was the entire axiomatic contradiction Godel pointed out. In any system of logic you use, there must necessarily be true statements that you cannot prove.

    No, in any system of arithmetic that's at least as powerful as a particular axiomatization called Peano arithmetic.

    Fun fact that most people haven't heard about Gödel: he's also the guy who proved the completeness of first-order logic. I.e., if a statement is logically valid in the semantics of first-order logic, then the axioms of first-order logic can prove it.

  107. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Have YOU ever been to space? Have YOU ever personally visited Antarctica? Then you cannot tell me definitively that those places exist.

    ...and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why religion should be avoided if at all possible. It cripples minds.

    There are a lot more people who believe those people are telling the truth.

    Not to put too fine a point on it, but the number of people who are convinced of a thing, have absolutely no effect upon the reality of that thing. It's either real, or it isn't. Your beliefs, or the unified the beliefs of the entire human population, won't change whichever is the actual case. At all.

    For instance, at one time, it was believed by the intellectual elite that the sun orbited the earth. Yet this was wrong, and further, failed to change the situation from earth orbiting sun to the opposite, because: Incorrect belief has no power to affect reality. All it does is foul up decision making, and usually quite thoroughly. Which brings us right back around to your assertions about space and Antarctica.

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  108. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Nope. Theory of real numbers works with _real_ numbers, not with integers. To define integers you need to introduce more axioms which will make the resulting theory more powerful (and incomplete).

    I believe you're making a mistake here by talking about "integers" instead of naturals. Gödel's theorem is about Peano arithmetic, which defines the natural numbers starting from zero, addition and multiplication.

    Anyway, the real point here is that Peano Arithmetic is a very different theory than real closed fields. Read the pages and you'll see, at the very least, that understanding one does little to help you understand the other.

    I kinda suspect it comes down to something like this: the theory of real closed fields doesn't allow you prove that, for example, 2 + 3 = 5 or that 2 x 3 = 6, and that the ability to prove this sort of fact is the really critical element. The theory simply assumes that the addition and multiplication operators have certain algebraic properties, and it doesn't concern itself with proving that two specific numbers add up to a specific third one.

  109. Ok here it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no possible way to have a theory of everything. Hawking is correct this time. The reason is that the math gets so utterly complex to try to describe "everything" that it is impossible. Both to capture the "everything" and to describe it in a "simple" formula. There are only local systems that people are familiar with that encapsulate *their* "everything". Beyond that the universe is crazy and utterly indescribable. I'll take my honorary phd now and my life back... thanks!

  110. No no no. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    That's how science works. The "laws" are the predictions made by the hypothesis, and as long as the predictions are experimentally borne out, we have a theory which remains credible. The whole point of science is that any part of it can be replaced by a better theory, at any time, as long as those very simple ideas pertain. Sometimes it turns out that a theory has a more limited domain than we initially thought.

    Science is not a collection of absolute proofs. Science is a method of fussing with what we perceive in order to construct working metaphor. Which is not to say we can't find better metaphors.

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    1. Re:No no no. by prettything · · Score: 1

      ? we is the universal theory of everything ? *puts down cookie* !time for bed!

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  111. A finite number of axioms is not required. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Also a finite number of axioms is required.

    No, a finite number of is not required. For example, Hilbert-style proof systems for first-order logic have infinitely many axioms, but these all are instances of six axiom schema. IIRC, the real requirement is that it be decidable whether a proposition is an axiom.

  112. I think this can explain a lot. by barfy · · Score: 1

    Imagine a world with walls and divide by zero situations. The speed of light, black holes, singularity, the big bang, absolute zero, quantum levels, differences between quarks and quasars. Tons of stuff.

    It is quite possible, that the laws of the universe are different on one side of the wall than the other. And better, you can't predict the behavior on one side, based on what you know about the laws on the other side, always.

    This precludes a universal answer for all our understandings of the universe, because of the difference in laws and behaviors on one side of the wall and the other.

    This means finding the walls (situations), and then discovering the rules for each area.

  113. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For example, real number theory is complete.
    You can't have consistent, complete system if it's _complex_ _enough_ to describe integers.

    So you're saying real numbers aren't complex enough to describe integers?

  114. I bet he's wrong by md65536 · · Score: 1

    Hawking famously lost a bet regarding information loss in black holes.

    I'm willing to bet that he's wrong on this too. In fact, I'll bet him that we'll have an accepted ToE within 5 years. I'll stake my reputation on it. It won't be complete, but it will unify relativity and quantum mechanics.

    I say this because 1. I've seen glimpses of it, and 2. as far as I know, Hawking has a flawless record of losing bets.

    1. Re:I bet he's wrong by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Hawking bets against himself. For example, if he feels there is a ToE, he will place a bet that there isn't. That way, he only has to pay out after having the satisfaction of being right.

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  115. Feynman agreed...though much earlier by PerlHeadJax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From Gleick's "Genius: The Life and Science of Richard Feynman"...

    "'People say to me, "Are you looking for the ultimate laws of physics?" No, I'm not...If it turns out there is a simple ultimate law which explains everything, so be it--that would be very nice to discover. If it turns out it's like an onion with millions of layers...then that's the way it is.' He believed that his colleagues were claiming more success at unification than they had achived--that disparate theories had been pasted together tenuously. When Hawking said, 'We may now be near the end of the search for the ultimate laws of nature,' many particle physicists agreed. But Feynman did not. 'I've had a lifetime of that,' he said on another occasion. 'I've had a lifetime of people who believe that the answer is just around the corner.... But again and again it's been a failure. Eddington, who thought that with the theory of electrons and quantum mechanics everything was going to be simple...Einstein, who thought that he had a unified thoeiry just around the corner but didn't know anything about nuclei and was unable of course to guess it...People think the're very close to the answer, but I don't think so....

    Whether or not nature has an ultimate, simple, unified, beautiful form is an open question, and I don't want to say either way.'"

    (From the epilogue of the book, pp. 432-433, emph. added.)

  116. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hawking: God don't know.

  117. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Prune · · Score: 1

    The laws of physics are complex enough. Moreover, not just Godel but even Turing's limit applies to all physical thinking artifacts (including brains) because of the Bekenstein bound guaranteeing that information density is finite, i.e. makes things in essence discrete. You cannot have arbitrary precision real numbers etc. which might have allowed you to escape Turing. Uncountable infinities are a mathematical fantasy and have no real-world analogue.

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  118. A Grand Design - a disappointing read by PensivePeter · · Score: 1

    It's difficult to tell how much of the content and prose style is down to Mlodinow, but the book fell between two stools - trying to be light and fun to attract non-specialists and then being close to incomprehensible (and sloppy) in some of the deep-dive sections. The Standard Model is better explained in Wikipedia!
    It felt as though the two were indeed grasping at straws and I was left unconvinced about M-theory. The idea that "any universe is possible with any set of laws" seems a little trite without more meat to their argument and smacks of an anything-goes cultural relativism (no pun intended), however sincere their commitment to, and explanation of, the strong anthropic principle: "the laws we have are that way because they are the laws of the universe that we are in". I really did expect better than that.

  119. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Tarski proved that the first-order theory of real numbers under addition and multiplication is decidable. However, the "usual" theory of the real numbers includes an axiom that every nonempty set of real numbers that is bounded above has a least upper bound. As that axiom is not first order (it talks about sets of real numbers), Tarski's proof does not apply to systems that contain such an axiom.

  120. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Within the first-order theory of the real numbers, how would you distinguish between the integers and nonintegers?

  121. Is there a theory of anything? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

    Physics is an attempt to describe the universe based upon mathematical principles and predict how it will change with time. Physics can't put requirements on the universe. For example, there may be no overlying principle that predicts the elementary unit of charge. It may just be an unexplainable property of the universe or maybe it's a random value. If that's true, then there's no "Theory of Everything" because the "Theory of Everything" can't tell you what the charge of an electron would be. It's a pretty obvious statement, but when Stephen Hawking says it, it gets press.

    So I'll go one further, and blow your mind like the weed Stephen doesn't have the lung capacity to smoke. There may not be any physical laws at all. Everything that has occurred thus far in the Universe could have been random chance occurring in a way that makes it look like there are physical laws controlling how matter and energy behave. Even better, perhaps there is an infinite number of universes in superposition, but we can only observe the ones in which particles have behaved as if there were physical laws. Every instant an infinite number of those universes go random, instantly destroying an infinite number of copies of each of us. Fortunately an infinite number have followed the incredibly improbable course of behaving as if the universe made sense. Extremely unlikely, damn straight. Impossible, no.

    Well, that's what you get when you stray from physics into philosophy. But remember, when Stephen Hawking says "Physicists may never find a Theory of Everything" it's logically equivalent to "Physicists may find a Theory of Everything". That's why politicians invented the word "may".

  122. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know there are religions that describe everything we experience as our own creation, right?

  123. What? by The+Brother+Grim · · Score: 1

    No obligatory Douglas Adams quote?

  124. I Think They've Nailed It by BaldingByMicrosoft · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth, I think they're spot on to something. The next stage of this debate will probably happen when an apparently viable Theory of Everything appears. At that point, enough real work will go into analysis to prove that said Theory isn't valid within all possible valid frames of reference.

    The real beauty of this assertion is that nothing of value is lost. It will only mean that some strong egos will have to deal with the philosophical outcome.

  125. HitchHiker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHAT?

    The answer is NOT 42?

    Next, you're probably going to try to convince me that Elvis is dead.

    Whatever. Keep babbling. I can't hear you :p

  126. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by nacturation · · Score: 1

    which means he can say any old bullshit he once and, well, he's Stephen Fucking Hawking

    That's a seriously amazing typo in a how-the-brain-works kind of way. "once" == "wants"

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  127. Reasoning for no theory by Ironpoint · · Score: 1

    I would submit that one will not experience a universe in which someone else discovers a theory of everything. The act of experiencing the universe, the singleness of the consciousness, and the determination of how reality unfolds are all properties that only the mind experiencing the universe will be able to examine. So, it is very likely that these properties are pivotal in developing an all consuming theory. There could be a paradox in which only the person experiencing the universe could develop a theory of everything, having access to all the information both physical and beyond physical. While the mind might observe people theorizing and coming close to developing a theory, it would be impossible for them to actually succeed.

    Theorists in this universe may have very different notions of what a 'mind' is. Most people look at other people and theorize that there must be a hidden metaphysical consciousness that goes along with each physical body, a soul. However, if something is metaphysical is it even possible to hide it? Hidden things and hidden information is a physical world concept that most likely doesn't apply to things like minds or souls. That is, if you experience the universe with one mind, you must experience the universe with all minds or those other minds don't exist. So there is evidence that there is no such thing as other minds or souls. People are just physical objects, and thus their concept of a mind is that of a computer, able to take input, process, and form output but they are strictly of the physical universe. So other people, being strictly physical objects, could never understand what a true mind is, and thus not be able to complete the broader puzzle of what gives the universe form. It's telling that most people are willing to attribute a mind to a physical human, but not to other animals, bugs, plants, etc.

    If you believe in a multiverse or multiple minds, then the paradox allows that the person can experience themselves having a Eureka moment but will never experience another person, animal, or thing solving the puzzle.

    1. Re:Reasoning for no theory by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      It's telling that most people are willing to attribute a mind to a physical human, but not to other animals, bugs, plants, etc.

      I can tell that you are not from a Shamanistic culture :)

      Although I guess that the phrase "most people" does, strictly speaking, refer to the *universal* majority of human beings and majority of human beings alive today are not from Shamanistic cultures... I guess...

      Still, the view that animals, plants, inanimate objects do not have minds is a cultural thing which is *not* universal.

      Theres a whole 'nuther world of human beings out there to whom 'mind' is something universal, something which their clothes or tools, animals, weather etc are seen to possess. I'm proud to be part of that 'other world'.

      In fact I'm going to type this whole "Shaman song" in here, for posterity. I didn't write it, its ancient:

      Everything that is
      is alive.

      On a steep river bank
      theres a voice that speaks
      I've seen the master of that voice
      He bowed to me
      I spoke with him
      He answers all my questions.

      Everything that is
      is alive.

      Little grey bird
      little blue breast
      sings in his hollow bough
      she calls her spirits dances
      sings her shaman songs
      woodpecker on a tree
      thats his drum
      He's got a drumming nose
      and the tree shakes
      cries out like a drum
      when the axe bites its side.
      All these things answer my call.

      Everything that is
      is alive.

      The lantern walks around
      The walls of this tent have tongues
      even this bowl has its own true home.
      The hides asleep in their bags
      were up talking all night.
      Antlers on the graves
      rise up and circle the mounds
      while the dead themselves get up
      and go visit the living ones.

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    2. Re:Reasoning for no theory by Ironpoint · · Score: 1

      The idea that physical things all have minds seems more correct than the idea that only people have minds and nothing else does. But if one's only notion of a mind or soul is that it responds to inputs with peculiar output due to some hidden physical structure, then that doesn't signify something supernatural. To interpret "Everything that is is alive." you have to know what "alive" means. Does it mean a singular sensing consciousness that can't be described or measured in physical terms, or does it mean alive in the 'that thing has a mind of its own' sense?

    3. Re:Reasoning for no theory by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      While I'm scientifically trained, I've got an arts degree and I am torn between those worlds.

      I feel inclined toward the supernatural; I don't believe that knowledge (science) is infinitely helpful... feelings, intuition have more depth and are perhaps more infinite. If the known is a finite set, and the knowable is a countable infinity, the unknowable is like the set of real numbers, vast beyond measure. Computation, rationality, methodology is of little help in grasping that infinity. Yet somehow I feel that the organism, a kind of 'supernatural' is capable of dealing with that vastness.

      There is a section at the end of The Golden Bough where Frazer draws a comparison between magic, religion and science and comes to the conclusion that science and magic have more in common than either do with religion.

      Don't confuse the magical 'supernatural' with the religious 'supernatural', they are worlds apart.

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  128. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have seen Elephants personally, so I have very high confidence that Elephants exist. On the other hand, if someone tells me there are about 12,000 African elephants worldwide, I don't know offhand how reliable such a figure is. It's not just the really unlikely cases, i.e. that elephants have gone extinct since the last time I actually verified one's existence and there's a massive conspiracy to hide that fact, that affect that reliability, but the other, much more probable cases, such as people doing elephant surveys maybe missing some, or someone accidentally adding or dropping a zero while writing a newspaper article, or someone misremembering old information. (Hint, I just pulled that figure from my posterior, deliberately without looking it up, to make an example).
            I'd be a fool to think the two facts were equally reliable. If I carefully specify that at least 3 elephants existed the last time I went to the local zoo, I can approach 100% confidence, but as soon as I get outside that carefully selected area, it is actually the more reasonable thing to do to assume that there is some significant uncertainty. For some propositions, the amount of uncertainty that is likely is very great indeed.
            Now consider this proposition: "The scientific method is the most reliable means of determining the truth that can possibly exist". Can that be proved? Either there is a proof within science of that claim, which means the proof is only as reliable as science itself is, and science still could have any level of reliability including a very poor one, or there's a proof outside of science, which means there is some superior method to proving things and so the claim is actually false by counterexample.
              If I put in in terms of reliability, I would have to, reasonably, claim that it seems more reliable to say that the scientific method is the most reliable method yet developed than to claim nothing better can possibly be discovered. I'd think it very unreliable indeed to declare that there are not even any minor improvements to the scientific method even remotely possible. So yes, in that sense, science requires faith. I have faith that I should continue using the scientific method on many problems, I have both a logical opinion that, where science does not yield ready answers, I should try various forms of logical or philosophical reasoning and a rule of thumb that is derived only from my own experience that says much the same thing. I may even hold the same opinion as a matter of cultural condition as well. Note that I did not say I have a scientific opinion that I should use logic where science doesn't yield immediate results, as that too makes no sense. How can science tell me what to do when science isn't producing results (at least yet)?

               

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  129. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    That's according to Sir Karl Popper, not Steven Hawking. (And why are several posters in this thread putting an 's' on Hawking's name?).

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  130. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    "I believe you're making a mistake here by talking about "integers" instead of naturals. Gödel's theorem is about Peano arithmetic [wikipedia.org], which defines the natural numbers starting from zero, addition and multiplication. "

    This changes exactly nothing.

  131. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    "The laws of physics are complex enough"

    Are they?

  132. UUID maths by josh+washington · · Score: 2, Funny

    Theory of Everything ( 696787 )

    My mind would have been blown if his UUID was 42...

    You may be onto something – adding each digit in his UUID (6 + 9 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 7) yields 43...

    Of course, maybe it only equals 43 to us because of approximations in our generalised equations, but for him using his localised maths it's actually 42?

  133. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Guignol · · Score: 1

    Hmmm maybe I am making a mistake but I don't see it, as far as I understand your post we must be agreeing because this is exactly what I meant :) (I am talking about the last part of your post)
    What we are talking about here is about giving ourselves a certain level of confidence to say 'this is true', 'here is a proof of it'
    Thanks to goedel we know we are limited in how far we can go this way as any formal system 'strong enough' as to support peano's arithmetic (not the oepration themselves, but as you say better than me, their 'truth assertion power') will necessarily be incomplete, you will need to add axioms to support some things you will have to or want to consider true when they are undecidable, that will give you a bigger system with its own limits and s on and so on
    So anyway I was not disagreeing with Cyberax, I was just curious about what he meant with real numbers theory being complete
    I believe it is misleading to present this fact as a way to show how much goedel's theorem is not all that relevant after all
    What I do agree with in Cyberax's post is that goedel's theorem is shamelelly thrown at anything where some sort of science limitation is talked about

  134. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    Careful there. Your argument only holds true for certain physical things. That is what a philosopher would call ontologically objective facts - they indeed exist regardless of belief in them. There is, however, a whole category of facts that are ontologically subjective - they only exist, because we believe in them. "Obama is the President of America" is such a fact. If the majority of Americans stop to believe in that fact, it ceases to be true.

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  135. Seems Like MC Hawking Has Changed His Tune by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    (to the tune of Anarchy in the UK)

    Right now!
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

    I am a scientist.
    I am a physicist.
    I know what I want, and I know how to get it,
    I want to unlock the universe.

    Yes, I want a unified field theory.
    It's the only one for me.

    A unified field theory,
    it's coming some day wait and see.
    A theory to combine electromagnetivity,
    with the weak and strong forces and gravity.

    Yes, I want a unified field theory.
    Not Newtonian gravity.

    Einstein tried, but he couldn't see,
    the random state of the galaxies.
    But quantum theory will be key,
    to a unified field theory.

    Yes, I want a unified field theory.
    Not relativity.

    Right now the best bet seems to be,
    the work being done in M-Theory.
    Time will tell but I guarantee,
    they ain't gonna find it at MIT.

    The institute won't beat me.
    Ain't gonna happen G.

    Cause, I want a unified field theory.
    Yes, I want a unified field theory.
    You know what I mean?
    Yes, I want a unified field theory.
    And a Nobel prize for me.

    O yeah!
    Uhh!

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  136. Re: Brian May by bledri · · Score: 1

    So what do we do about Brian May (Scientist/Rock Star)?

    Envy him...

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  137. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

    That which cannot or can no longer be known becomes effectively immaterial as a contribution to humanity and can have no meaningful interaction with its development. You might as well argue about a million different things that somebody *might* have written or said but were similarly lost or not transcribed. Why stop there? What about all the ideas never given voice? The potential thoughts left unthought? Your position reduces to absurdity rather quickly. Unless there is some yet hidden treasure trove of ancient science fiction on clay tablets buried somewhere, what is unknown about that part of literary history is in fact unknowable to people in the present time, and therefore irrelevant.

    (Ironically you undermine your original reference, as if we're supposed to wonder about things lost or untranscribed, then for all we know there was some unknown work by some unknown person created at some unknown time before Lucian's True History.)

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  138. Re:SETI allegedly being dangerous by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I don't know, compared to the EMF that comes from the sun, anything we transmit will be probably drowned out. OTOH, we can still latch on to the Voyager signals, and they've gone past the heliosphere. But that's a long was shorter than say, Alpha Proxima.

    But if there's an alien species that has the capability to even get to their nearest neighbor star, if they want to kick our asses there's absolutely nothing we could do about it; we'd be toast. For someone advanced enough to travel even at half lightspeed, lobbing a big meteor at us would be trivial.

  139. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, that must be so. You are obviously correct.

  140. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by spun · · Score: 1

    But those are more technically philosophies rather than religions. "You create your own reality" does not mean we are creator-Gods. It means that nothing means anything unless someone says it means something. Our minds create meaning out of raw experience.

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  141. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    Psychologists think they're experimental psychologists.
    Experimental psychologists think they're biologists.
    Biologists think they're biochemists.
    Biochemists think they're chemists.
    Chemists think they're physical chemists.
    Physical chemists think they're physicists.
    Physicists think they're theoretical physicists.
    Theoretical physicists think they're mathematicians.
    Mathematicians think they're metamathematicians.
    Metamathematicians think they're philosophers.
    Philosophers think they're gods.

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  142. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

    I didn't undermine my original reference, as I said "at least" 1800 years ago. Hence, it could be more. There's definite proof of 1800 years, which is far longer than the post I originally responded to wanted to believe.

    Also, the methods for constructing the pyramids, the contents of the Library of Alexandria, and the all of the details of the first human settlement are all currently unknown, but definitively had meaningful interactions with humanity while they existed, and may in the future have more.

    I'm also not talking about potential things that may or may not have happened. I'm talking about the things that did happen, that we don't know about. There's a very distinct difference between the two. Their existence is definite; all of history is not recorded exactly, to be played back on a gigantic hologram. There's a possibility that within that definite existence, a portion had been science fiction. If it existed then, it had a definitive impact on humanity, as there is nothing that has ever been observed by humanity that hasn't affected the species in some way, minor or major.

    The way I'm seeing your logic play out: I get into a car crash on the way to work; you don't know about the crash. It doesn't exist.

  143. Predicting the future by incubbus13 · · Score: 1

    Any time I see a scientist (or any other 'pundit') predicting the future, I automatically assume the opposite of what they say will be true. The only guaranteed way to be wrong in life is to specify something about the future. Bill Gates saying 64k is all anyone will ever need in RAM or whatever, for instance.

    Worse, and akin to what some people are arguing above...this sounds old and tired, to me. Someone giving up on a lifelong dream. Hawking has done a lot of great things in his life, but, to me, one of the greatest has always been inspiring other people with his love of science and his passion for knowledge. To say that humanity will never do something, given the practical infinity of time seems defeatist and...sad to me.

    I think the theory of everything is one of the most important pursuits in science. Whether or not it is possible, rational, logical or what...it's already spurred massive amounts of research (LHC, etc) that has/will pay dividends in commercial, medical, or merely cool ways. It's the same argument I always have about the space program. Yes, it'll never be cool as Star Trek, at least not for a couple thousand years, but our need to explore, to climb, to name, to learn might be the thing that keeps us alive as a species. When we lose that...then I would expect extinction to be a natural outcome.

    K.

  144. Real classy by tanujt · · Score: 1

    A line from the article: "Of course, Hawking has become rather well known for jumping way out on a limb..."

    I seem to have missed out on the news recently about Hawking. So when did he get a (cybernetic) limb that jumps way out?

  145. Old News? by pluke · · Score: 1

    Hawking's 2002 paper made a similar claim with reference to Godel's Theorem. This particular position was originally proposed by a Benedictine Professor Priest, Stanley Jaki, back in the 60s.

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  146. Re:Celebrity physicist troll train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >
    > And why are several posters in this thread putting an 's' on Hawking's name?
    >
    Because they can't figure out the difference between Hawkings and Hawking's...

  147. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    This changes exactly nothing.

    What do you mean it changes nothing? Peano arithmetic is a completely different logical theory than real closed fields, and neither of them is about integers; one is about naturals, the other is about reals. If you know that there is no complete algebraic of the integers (I don't), well, just say so.

  148. Unified Theory by Dausha · · Score: 1

    God. That's my theory. Proven.

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  149. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    Integers can be bijectively mapped to natural numbers and integer operations can be expressed using first-order predicates and axioms of Peano arithmetic.

    So for the purpose of my argument replacing "natural number" with "integer" changes exactly nothing.

  150. Re:You forget important addition to Goedel's theor by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Integers can be bijectively mapped to natural numbers and integer operations can be expressed using first-order predicates and axioms of Peano arithmetic. So for the purpose of my argument replacing "natural number" with "integer" changes exactly nothing.

    You're looking at it from the wrong direction. There is a theory about the real numbers that is "weaker" than Peano arithmetic, despite the fact that the real numbers properly contain the naturals. How can this be so? Because that theory does not entail every fact about the natural numbers that Peano arithmetic does. It's axioms are about algebraic properties of the operators (associativity, commutativity, closure, order), not about proving specifically that 2+3=5 or 2x3=6.

    Is there an analogous complete theory for the integers? I really do not recall, but I think there might.

    Another way of going about this: if I read your reply correctly, you're saying that Peano arithmetic can encode the proof theory of a first-order theory of the integers. That is true, of course, but Peano arithmetic can likewise encode the proof theory of the real numbers. (The fact that the naturals can't be mapped bijectively into the reals is a moot point, because we're talking first-order theories here, and thus, Löwenheim-Skolem applies.) But the relationship can't be inverted--the theory of real closed fields can't encode Peano arithmetic. It's this second direction that I have in mind when I insist equivocating over the integers and the naturals might be a mistake.

    And again, I must stress: think of the axioms, not of the domains. The relative cardinality of the naturals and the integers tells us nothing about the completeness of different logical theories--Löwenheim-Skolem is relevant here, again.

  151. April Fools by Jaxoreth · · Score: 1

    It got me to check 404 though, which actually displays a 404, given 403 and 405 do point to actual comics leads me to believe is actually intentional, geeze this guy is committed.

    403 was posted on Monday, March 31, and 405 on Wednesday, April 2. Do the math...

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