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  1. Obligatory Netcraft post on Network Solutions Opts Customer Into $1,850 Security Service · · Score: 0

    http://toolbar.netcraft.com/si... Unk, Unk, There's no name on it! (Tuco Benedicto)

  2. Re:I can't find this feature on Network Solutions Opts Customer Into $1,850 Security Service · · Score: 1

    They promise not to fuck your website up on purpose?

  3. I must say, I doubt that very much on Joining Lavabit Et Al, Groklaw Shuts Down Because of NSA Dragnet · · Score: 0

    Groklaw has more to fear than any other one of a bazillion lunitic web sites out there? Enlighten me as to when and why Slashdot will be shutting down. I mean they allow foul language here you know. That alone should be enough to justify death by bunda for all /. editors and moderators. Everybody in other words. Call me skeptical.

  4. In other news on Russia Proposes Banning Foul Language On the Internet · · Score: 0

    Russian USB 3.0 developer proposes less profanity on LKML.

  5. Why not on Tim Cook May Not Know Why, But Samsung Is Winning in China · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Just sue everyone in the orient for using the wrong phone? Or did they try that already I forget?

  6. Fork Off? on Kernel Dev Tells Linus Torvalds To Stop Using Abusive Language · · Score: 1

    Not that it would ever happen, but whether or not to fork is not entirely up to Intel. Suppose Linus very politely tells the next Intel patch set to visit /dev/null. I expect the language of Sarah's co workers would make LKML look like picking daisys and skipping through the park. The other thing about being a PC dumbass is not understanding the risk.

  7. So.. on Steve Ballmer Reorganizing Microsoft · · Score: 1

    They are going to start using Bitkeeper or what?

  8. Man nor machine on Tech Companies Looking Into Sarcasm Detection · · Score: 1

    Linus is a fun guy.

  9. Re:Mate on Ask Slashdot: Mac To Linux Return Flow? · · Score: 1

    KDE 3.5.13.1 looks to be the latest stable at trinitydesktop.org. It's not as much of a smoothie as G2 but if you like KDE 3.5, they have a UBT 12.04 spin with .13.1 as the primary DE. I like it because it reminds me of the Slackware renaissance period. (Late middle ages). Feels like you are close to the iron, don't know how true that is though.

  10. Any Idea? on DHS Can Seize Your Electronics Within 100 Mi.of US Border, Says DHS · · Score: 1

    What "electronics" is? Anything with a battery?

  11. Re:Why sex is deemed not "pristine"? on Child Gets Nintendo 3DS Full of Porn For Christmas · · Score: 2

    When was goatse not deemed pristine? Are we not men? Is this not /.?

  12. Well, that's the trick on Microsoft Surface Review: a Tale of Two Tablets · · Score: 1

    Get Ice Cream or JB running on this POS and we have a deal.

  13. And you will upgrade, trust me on Can Microsoft Really Convince People To Subscribe To Software? · · Score: 1

    Or the zero days will boink you. Especially if you are a large enterprise. However, if they were to provide access to a source code repo I could almost choke it down. Long odds there I'd bet.

  14. Re:Extends into afterlife? on What Happens To Google Employees When They Die? · · Score: 1

    Yep, gonna need plenty of ice and water when I get there.

  15. Re:heh on Why Linux Can't 'Sell' On the Desktop · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm, Linux since 1985 huh? I've had Windows XP running since 1985 with no malware or reboots. I've never even had to compile anything either. It's so easy.

  16. Where's the gun? on Data Breach Flaw Found In Gnome-terminal, Xfce Terminal and Terminator · · Score: 1

    Shoot the VTE lib. Gimmie back my ASR 33.

  17. Re:Why replace? on Ohio Supreme Court Drawn Into Magnetic Homes Case · · Score: 1

    Cell phone: Flaky, work about half the time anyway.

    Hard Disk: Windows XP with every casino game known to man installed and out of date AV.

    CRT TV?: By this time the thermistor/varistor that drives the degaussing loop is fried. Turning the TV 90deg in an open wheat field with the nearest ferrous structure 20 miles away will wank the static RGB convergence.

    And it's your FAULT dammit!

  18. Just name it 1337 on Linus Renames 2.6.40 Kernel To Linux 3.0, Announces Release Candidate · · Score: 1

    Like that Volkerstein guy did.

  19. Albert says.. on Kilogram Gets Controversial; Why Not Split the Difference? · · Score: 1

    1kg equals: 8.9876e+23 ergs
    8.9876e+16 joules
    6.6289e+16 foot-pounds
    2.1481e+4 kilotons of TNT.

    TNT? WTF?

  20. Re:Serve them right on Hole In Linux Kernel Provides Root Rights · · Score: 1

    Also Wanker

  21. Re:Bosses earn too much on High-Frequency Programmers Revolt Over Pay · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I believe that any system can guarantee that you will not lose on a trade. At 100K a day, and assuming the software costs less than that, everyone would have and use the software. There would be no money anywhere else in the system after about a week. What happens when HF systems compete with each other? I am supposed to believe that software and timing can predict price movement with accuracy? I call bullshit. Show me the price chart. This is more Gordon Gekko wall street boogey man stupidity.

  22. You don't suppose.. on Tracking Down Wi-Fi Interference? · · Score: 1
  23. Re:IE has 100% compatability... on Clashing Scores In the HTML5 Compatibility Test Wars · · Score: 5, Funny

    Browser enlargment pills?

  24. Re:Dear Labor Party on Australian Gov't Claims Internet Filter Legislation Still In Play · · Score: 1

    I don't really want cigarette filters back in power. Vvvvvvvhmmmmm

  25. Only 8? on Apple To Buy ARM? · · Score: 1

    What if I have 9 beelioons, then can I buy it instead? Do I hear 20, 25, 50?