Please do not DOS them. Allow them the maximum use of their bandwidth. This will allow them to discredit and incriminate themselves much more effectively.
This device will keep the power switch safe from anybody that does not understand electricity. Anybody else can bypass the unit with a handy suitably reshapable piece of conductive material. Probably a piece of wire would do. Those whom the computer is protected against are probably not a threat.
Perhaps they should ban these things on airliners. At least untill they have safe alchohol filled fuel cells. Instead of these new fangled battery things.
BOINK/BOINC has a totally different meaning in countries outside the US.
This client could have hundreds of millions of people boinking all over the world.
Imagine... the population explosion.
This could be the world's biggest cluster....
This is not the first time this mistake has been made. I remember when FoxPro for windows was first released with buttons that deppressed and bounced back up(Oh Wow). Their (Fox Software (not yet M$)). Caught onto this boinking the buttons theme. When they did their first demo in Europe going on about 'Boinking in FoxPro' The audience went slackjawed.
I suggest that you file a patent application with the USPTO for the sundial. They will undoubtably grant you said patent after a summary verification of your email address. You will then be able to sue NASA for enough money to start your own private market space exploration program.
We use dogsleds. If the dogs come back wanting food without the sled. Then the driver was eaten by a bear and the message did not get through and the sled sunk below the ice. Resend Message else If The dogs come back with the sled but without the driver and w/o reply Then the driver was eaten by a bear and the the dogs were hungry so they came home. Resend Message else If The dogs come back with the sled and the reply but without the driver. Then the team made it to the destination got the reply but the driver was eaten by a bear on the way home. However, the dogs were hungry so they returned. else If the driver returns with the team and the reply. Then the reply is a fake. The driver hung out at the brothel down the road for a few weeks and faked the reply. Resend message.
We used to use backtick an tilde as delimiters in proprietary text storage and parsing routines. Nobody will these when entering text into a program. Well at least that was the theory at design time.
Driver education would probably be a good use. You would only need to cover the passenger compartment windows with screens. Of course the animatronic backseat driving mother-inlaw could drive up costs and the suicide rate.
Shipping goods from Canada will be faster and cheaper than shipping them from India due to it's close proximity to the US. Mexico would probably also be a good choice.
Get your aleged girlfriend/wife to carry it out. Claim that she is pregnant. The father is a computer geek/Slashdot reader. Therefore the kid is going to be somewhat square.
Before releasing a scathing report about a megacorporation. Especially one that has a noticable business arangement with your employer. Make sure that all of your upper management have their tin foil hats firmly in place. Alternatively publish your story under an alias. Try Anonymous Coward.
SCO owns all *nix (or so they say). Pay them $699 per box before mid October. But only if they can provide the best *nix with full technical support. Before you sign do due diligence to verify that their lawyer to techie ratio is less than 30 to 1.
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Please do not DOS them.
Allow them the maximum use of their bandwidth.
This will allow them to discredit and incriminate themselves much more effectively.
Not quite.
Judging by the way they read English documents and Legallese documents: They and their lawyers are clearly dyslexic.
They are Dog.
Spy...Ad
Call it spad.
It's very similar to spam
Much like spam, spad is bad.
Punch cards are actually significantly more advanced than this.
dscuuncensored.com is currently not taken.
Damn Stupid California Universities Uncensored.
Register the domain and get back in operation.
Wallow in the free advertising you get until the
original domain is given back to you then use
both domains.
This device will keep the power switch safe
from anybody that does not understand electricity.
Anybody else can bypass the unit with a handy
suitably reshapable piece of conductive material.
Probably a piece of wire would do.
Those whom the computer is protected against
are probably not a threat.
It was a typo.
They misspelled bye
.
Apparently they are not just smoking crack.
They are trafficing.
It's not a lie.
It's an error.
Perhaps they should ban these things on airliners.
At least untill they have safe alchohol filled fuel cells.
Instead of these new fangled battery things.
It's almost but not quite exacly the same.
You will probably find that there are more /.'rs that claim to have programed 6502's by typing in hex codes.
Releasing an old game for free as a marketing ploy.
Valve did them one or two better already.
BOINK/BOINC has a totally different meaning in countries outside the US.
This client could have hundreds of millions of people boinking all over the world.
Imagine... the population explosion.
This could be the world's biggest cluster....
This is not the first time this mistake has been made.
I remember when FoxPro for windows was first released
with buttons that deppressed and bounced back up(Oh Wow).
Their (Fox Software (not yet M$)). Caught onto this
boinking the buttons theme. When they did their first
demo in Europe going on about 'Boinking in FoxPro'
The audience went slackjawed.
I suggest that you file a patent application with the USPTO for the sundial.
They will undoubtably grant you said patent after a summary verification of your email address.
You will then be able to sue NASA for enough money to start your own private market space exploration program.
We use dogsleds.
If the dogs come back wanting food without the sled.
Then the driver was eaten by a bear and the
message did not get through and the sled
sunk below the ice.
Resend Message
else If The dogs come back with the sled but
without the driver and w/o reply
Then the driver was eaten by a bear and the
the dogs were hungry so they came home.
Resend Message
else If The dogs come back with the sled and
the reply but without the driver.
Then the team made it to the destination
got the reply but the driver was eaten
by a bear on the way home. However,
the dogs were hungry so they returned.
else If the driver returns with the team and
the reply.
Then the reply is a fake. The driver hung out
at the brothel down the road for a few
weeks and faked the reply.
Resend message.
THEY SWITCHED THEM!??
OH! THAT EXPLAINS ALOT.
i want to do alot of yelling at the lameness filter
You are not using a modern keyboard.
You are using a Modern Art keyboard.
We used to use backtick an tilde as delimiters in proprietary text storage and parsing routines. Nobody will these when entering text into a program. Well at least that was the theory at design time.
The first obvious answer is pr0n.
Driver education would probably be a good use.
You would only need to cover the passenger compartment windows with screens.
Of course the animatronic backseat driving mother-inlaw could drive up costs
and the suicide rate.
This sort of innovation followed by the "This will stifle innovation defense." must surely infringe on a Microsoft business process patent
I smell another lawsuit on the horizon.
Ban the X10.
I want to be attacked by a bikini model.
On second thought,
My wife will probably be watching with a stealth X11.
Shipping goods from Canada will be faster and cheaper than shipping them from India due to it's close proximity to the US. Mexico would probably also be a good choice.
Get your aleged girlfriend/wife to carry it out.
Claim that she is pregnant.
The father is a computer geek/Slashdot reader.
Therefore the kid is going to be somewhat square.
Before releasing a scathing report about a megacorporation.
Especially one that has a noticable business arangement with your employer.
Make sure that all of your upper management have their tin foil hats firmly in place.
Alternatively publish your story under an alias.
Try Anonymous Coward.
SCO owns all *nix (or so they say).
Pay them $699 per box before mid October.
But only if they can provide the best *nix with full technical support.
Before you sign do due diligence to verify that their lawyer to techie ratio is less than 30 to 1.