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  1. Re:Mental imaging on Ophthalmologists, Physicists Design Bionic Eye · · Score: 1

    damn. should've taken the red pill. d'oh! (jumps off cliff)

  2. Re:Grab your bananas! on PearPC Trying to Sue CherryOS · · Score: 1

    Go Banana!

  3. Re:For the average Korean... on South Korean Gov't. Advocates Linux · · Score: 1

    alwsn,

    on a side note, how are you enjoying teaching in korea? I was a korean native until 1986 (came over here when I was 6).

    I've always wanted to go back to korea for an year or two to make a living there, but decided I had to work in the tech sector. Now that the S. Korean government is switching to linux, do you think many linux admin jobs will open? Tempting...

    One other "barrier to entry" for this linux switch, is that starcraft and gunbound don't natively run on linux :)

  4. Re:Yahoo! Search Getting better on Google 302 Exploit Knocks Sites Out · · Score: 1

    Is it me or is the google indexer getting better and more encompassing than yahoo/msn these days?

    I've done many obscure searches that have turned up no results on yahoo/msn, but many on google.com/search. Accurate results, too.

    Could this be related?

    PS: I do work for google, but not in the search or any other related group, so take my comments with a grain of salt. ;)

  5. Re:Scared on Google Gets Away With What Microsoft Couldn't · · Score: 1

    at least they're doing it with quality products, not underhanded business tactics. :)

  6. Re:Google personal on Google Local, Definitions, & Registrar · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and I think they should call it the G-Spot.

  7. Re:What I want is .... on Better Search Engines · · Score: 1

    I like that idea, but seeing as how much Google's ad system is being spammed these days, the system probably wouldn't last long, with competitors blocking out each other's pages with bots and if it comes down to it, trained monkeys clicking away at a terminal.

    it was the best of times, it was the blorst of times? you stupid monkey!

  8. the talking pen says: on Leapfrog Talking Pen · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hello! I see that you are writing a suicide letter.

    May I suggest:
    - A new template (?)
    - A slower, more painful way to die(?)
    - The Grammar Wizard (?)

    If there is anything else you need, please feel free to contact my distant brother, Clippy.

    Have a nice day!"

  9. Re:YOUR CODE FAILS IT on One-Man Lord of The Rings Comes to Chicago · · Score: 0

    eh, i'm not losing any sleep over it. ;)

  10. Re:micromachines man on One-Man Lord of The Rings Comes to Chicago · · Score: 1

    if($question=="Is your dick a micro machine?"&&$answer=~ m/"^y.*"/i)
    {
    die "Oh, so it really *is* that small\n";
    } else
    { die "Then it's not the real thing!\n"; }

  11. Re:Seat belt inventor the same on Inventor of Optical Storage Gets Little Reward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't forget the "You Got Mail!" guy from AOL - he settled for a very (relatively) small one-time fee. Can you imagine how rich this guy would be if he got paid with royalties?

    I think it's the same story as the guy who did the "Yahoooooo" yodel as well. I could be wrong - somebody correct me if I am, please. :)

  12. Re:Stop the press! on Flaw in Google's New Desktop Tool [Update: Fixed!] · · Score: 1

    the children, won't somebody think of the children?!

  13. Re:DCMA on Google Suggest Dissected · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dyslexic users of slashdot, untie! :)

  14. FYI on Search Engines for Handwritten Documents · · Score: 1

    According to this search, the famous Patrick Henry was noted to have actually said "Give me Liberty, or eat up martha!"

  15. Re:What Google Hardware Actually Looks Like on Google Revises Usenet Search · · Score: 1

    Wow, that is awesome! You are very lucky.

    I work at Google and its data centers - and google is VERY VERY tight lipped about everything. I had to sign a huge NDA, for Google, and another huge NDA for the datacenters. Pretty much, we can't take pictures, talk about anything, show anyone anything, bring anyone else in, talk about procedures, etc.. and the datacenter company's employees are instructed to do the same as well.

    If the datacenter found out about the tour guide confirming that for you, he probably would have been fired.

    Makes for a cool story, though!

  16. so in other words.... on Wireless Mouse with no Batteries · · Score: 1

    its like a wacom graphire, but without the pen.

    Gee, I'll take 3!

  17. Re:"Look ma no hands!" "Wear your helmet dear!" on Centaur - a Four-wheeled Segway · · Score: 1

    I could've sworn I heard it chirp 2nd at the end! haha. (yes, I know it has no transmission)

  18. Re:Is a PHD so great? on Google's Ph.D. Advantage · · Score: 1

    Yes, good point, but the PHD would know the difference between your and you're. ;)

  19. Re:Never Bought, and Never Will on Record Labels Push for iTunes Price Hike · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why everyone assumes iTunes = iTunes Music Store.

    I personally use iTunes, but I will never pay for music. I just get my music from my p2p network. iTunes is an awesome way to sort, organize, and listen to your music.

    Give it a try, you might be surprised.

  20. Re:my W*O*R*K*I*N*G spam filtering method on How To Catch A Scammer/Spammer · · Score: 1

    good. I thought I was the only one doing this.

    Once I see that a tagged email address i gave out has been harvested by spammers, I immediatley set up a rule to just dump the email.

    Makes life much easier. :)

  21. argh on Homeless to be Implanted with Subdermal RFID Tags · · Score: 5, Funny

    with all these april fool's postings, I don't know what to believe anymore!

    (huddles in corner wearing tinfoil hat whilst sucking on thumb)

  22. i say.. on NASA Develops Tech To Hear Words Not Yet Spoken · · Score: 1

    combine this technology with cell phones and a hands free headset, so that inconsiderate jerks can yammer on their cellphone all day long in theatres without pissing anyone else off.

    Wasn't there a technology similar to this posted on slashdot a couple months back? A cell phone that read the jaw/throat muscle movements and vibrations to clear up speech in noisy environments?

  23. not the first time on Epson's Female Printer · · Score: 1

    If I recall correctly, the 96-ish and up Ford Taurus vehicles were designed by a team of only women.

    I mean, look at it.. it looks like a kotex pad on wheels!

  24. Re:Travel on Defending Earth From Asteroids With MADMEN · · Score: 1

    well once we get a bit farther out from the sun, we'd probably freeze to death. :)

    Unless... these madmen double as giant climate-controlled heaters?

  25. drilling? on Defending Earth From Asteroids With MADMEN · · Score: 1

    That's interesting, why would they choose drones to "drill"?

    I would think if all they wanted to do was change the course of the asteroid, they could send up some astronauts that they find in oil rigs and menial jobs, to drill under the surface and place a nuclear explosive, then fly back home.

    Oh.... wait. Dammit!

    In all seriousness though, wouldn't there be a cheaper, more reliable alternative? I believe an object in motion will stay in motion, and with inertia, say an asteroid was on a straight trajectory direct to earth, decreasing its mass wouldn't change its vector at all, would it?