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Centaur - a Four-wheeled Segway

Mr. Protocol writes "Segway, the folks who brought you the two-wheeled wonder called the IT, have a new concept vehicle up on their website. Called Centaur, it's a four-wheeled version of the IT that pulls stable wheelies by acting like a two-wheeled IT. The movie (Windows Media or Quicktime) shows someone having far too much fun riding one."

309 comments

  1. Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, if they could just make it bigger, add some room for passengers, maybe some seats and a steering wheel, I could see people use them.

    1. Re:Awesome by gasp · · Score: 4, Informative

      Looks like there's plenty of time to revise the design... Quote from the article:

      "When will it be available?
      At present time, Segway LLC has no plans to manufacture the Centaur."

    2. Re:Awesome by Wingit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How about a three wheeled model that seven people can ride on. Unfortunately, at least one of the riders must pedal. http://www.conferencebike.com/

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    3. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL their POOR website look what you guys did to it!

      Fatal error: out of dynamic memory in yy_create_buffer() in Unknown on line 0

    4. Re:Awesome by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope they licence the technology for Hummers, for the ultimate intimidation experience of a giant SUV doing a wheelie on the freeway!

    5. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But where's my flying Segway?

    6. Re:Awesome by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now, if they could just make it bigger, add some room for passengers, maybe some seats and a steering wheel, I could see people use them.

      If this were true, a lot more people would be using golf carts.

    7. Re:Awesome by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      And here is a bunch of boots that walk on their own by the same artist. Enjoy, while such fun is still allowed...

    8. Re:Awesome by cachorro · · Score: 1

      I'd rather they added some jet engines, exhaust vectoring, GPS, autopilot, collision avoidance system, and emergency parachute. Then I could see people using them.

    9. Re:Awesome by mikepaktinat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, maddox already called for a 3-wheel version, he has prior-art
      http://maddox.xmission.net/c.cgi?u=segway_more_com plicated_than_it_needs_to_be
      check that out, funny as always

    10. Re:Awesome by humina · · Score: 1
      The movie for the conference bike is much more hilarious than the segway's:

      http://www.conferencebike.com/web.mov

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    11. Re:Awesome by humina · · Score: 1

      Have you been to a golf course? People use golf carts all the time.

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    12. Re:Awesome by tekunokurato · · Score: 0

      He means a car you moron! It's the same joke everyone was making when they first announced the segway!

    13. Re:Awesome by antic · · Score: 1


      I saw this (or one of them) in a courtyard of some backstreets in Berlin last year.

      My only concern from the website is that it appears to be mandatory to wear brightly coloured shirts in much the same style as The Wiggles.

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    14. Re:Awesome by CPM+User · · Score: 1
      You can't be an American ; if you were you would have known that Hummers are small, practical, economical runabouts. This is the new standard to beat :

      International 7300 CXT

      This will intimidate even a hummer ( which will fit on the back of it ( 7 miles/gallon BTW))

    15. Re:Awesome by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      I saw seven teenagers riding on one of these contraptions in the middle of 8th Avenue through early evening traffic in midtown Manhattan last week. Cabs swerving around this monstrosity, while two or three of their friends skateboarded alongside. I wanted to find all of their parents and beat them for allowing this. These things are neato and all, but they don't really belong in Manhattan. It's just a very bad accident waiting to happen.

    16. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maddox is a fucking idiot. Having said that... Technically, the Segway is pretty cool. But realistically, it's a solution to a problem that doesn't really exist.
      Segways are not usually allowed on pedestrian areas, for good reasons. So, given that motorised transport is confined to the road, what's wrong with an electric bike? It's totally unnecessary to be dynamically stable whilst stationary. A foot on the ground does quite well.
      A segway may have a small footprint but that's not really an issue. It's being marketed in the USA, where there's more than ample room to park behemoth SUVs.
      As a geek I think the balancing act is very hoopy. But as I said, it's a solution in search of a problem.

    17. Re:Awesome by logos22 · · Score: 1

      Methinks alot more people would drive golf carts if you could do wheelies in them.

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    18. Re:Awesome by TopShelf · · Score: 1


      My only concern from the website is that it appears to be mandatory to wear brightly coloured shirts in much the same style as The Wiggles.


      You say that like it's a bad thing.

      Choo-choo chugga-chugga big red bike...

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    19. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That thing is fucking awesome. Does it take more energy to manufacture and maintain than it saves or is it a rich boys toy? If the former then give me a dedicated lane and I will ues it to commute, even wearing a coat, in the snow. Maybe add a cowling and a propane heater. I have 15 miles to go one way and in my 3 litre 200 HP (I need mods) car and that takes 45 minutes.

    20. Re:Awesome by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      lmao, that movie looks like the start of some crazy pr0n flick.

      sheesh

    21. Re:Awesome by mbogosian · · Score: 1

      Well, if you don't mind a slightly different design, you could try this...

    22. Re:Awesome by strider44 · · Score: 1

      no all they need to do is take a page from South Park's IT, and put a stick up the passengers...

    23. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That thing looks like a tonka toy. I'll take a unimog over it any day.

    24. Re:Awesome by Wog · · Score: 1

      You've never done wheelies on a golf cart?

    25. Re:Awesome by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      Actually, the building I work in is very large and management often rides golf-carts around to get from place to place.

      Also, the medical team has their own golf cart with a big red cross on it.

      Security has one as well.

      Needless to say, the building is large but most of it only has one floor. (The few offices with multiple floors cover relatively small areas.)

      And yes, just to clearify -- I mean they drive the golf carts INSIDE the building, not on a campus or whatever. (Well, they do outside too but...)

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    26. Re:Awesome by timts · · Score: 1

      so, the people from "segaway" who claimed that they REVOLUTIONIZE people's way for transportation by inventing the 2 wheeled segaway, back to the normal "invention" for a mini-ATV?

  2. City Redesign by mumblestheclown · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cities are being redesigned as we speak to accomodate this thing, I'm sure.

    1. Re:City Redesign by Carnildo · · Score: 3, Funny

      This one seems to be targeted at the off-road crowd. I'm sure they'll make the neccessary changes to hiking trails in short order.

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    2. Re:City Redesign by fux0rbob · · Score: 0, Troll

      Cities are being redisgned as we speak to accomodate this thing, I'm sure.


      From the article:

      Since Concept Centaur is just that--a concept--they aren't for sale. At the present time, Segway LLC has no plans to manufacture or sell this as a product.
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    3. Re:City Redesign by farmgeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, but this looks like it might actually be usable outside the city, where I live.

      I can't remember the last time I saw a sidewalk.

    4. Re:City Redesign by superdan2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did you not read the press release closely? The wilderness is being redesigned as we speak to accomodate this thing.

      That said, the first time someone tries to pass me on one of these while I'm mountain biking, I'm giving them the shoulder. Hard.

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    5. Re:City Redesign by Speaker+to+Sendmail · · Score: 4, Funny

      The appropriate changes to HIKING trails? For a wheeled, motorized vehicle? Would those be caltrops and tripwires? Or just arming the wildlife?

    6. Re:City Redesign by uhlume · · Score: 1

      Who modded this 'insightful'? I'm pretty sure the author intended it to be funny.

      ...God, I hope it was intended to be funny.

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    7. Re:City Redesign by homer_ca · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, because if there's one thing every hiking trail needs, it's an electric ATV quad that can do self balancing wheelies.

    8. Re:City Redesign by genner · · Score: 4, Funny

      And it will keep it's balance and keep going. The
      whole idea is that this things untipoverable.
      It's ideal for people who are always "getting the shoulder".

    9. Re:City Redesign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My city is already in the process of being torn down so they can bring it up to Segway's specs.

    10. Re:City Redesign by techwolf · · Score: 1

      2 points for "untipoverable"
      It's fun to say.

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    11. Re:City Redesign by genner · · Score: 1

      Hey where's my 2 points.
      My score is still 1.

    12. Re:City Redesign by Carnildo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since this vehicle has solid rubber tires, dragons' teeth and antitank mines seem more appropriate.

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    13. Re:City Redesign by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      ' This one seems to be targeted at the off-road crowd."

      Right because there exists absolutely NOTHING like this right now for the off-road crowd. I mean, that is pure genius to come up with a device that has four wheels, and if you lean back on it it does wheelies. Hell, they could even call it a "4 wheeler"!

      The makers of Segway, once again shattering boundaries.

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    14. Re:City Redesign by surfimp · · Score: 1

      Mod parent UP! LOL

    15. Re:City Redesign by T'hain+Esh+Kelch · · Score: 0

      This one seems to be targeted at the off-road crowd. I'm sure they'll make the neccessary changes to hiking trails in short order. Oh, in that case...

      Parks and lawns are being redesigned as we speak to accomodate this thing. I'm sure!

    16. Re:City Redesign by yngv · · Score: 1

      The word "untipoverable" is thrown around a lot these days...

  3. "Look ma no hands!" "Wear your helmet dear!" by garcia · · Score: 5, Funny

    The movie (Windows Media or Quicktime) shows someone having far too much fun riding one."

    Well duh, he's trying to make up for the fact that he looks like a huge dork with that fucking helmet on. :)

  4. Why...? by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If someone wants to spend a TON of money on a bike, there ARE expensive bikes out there....

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    1. Re:Why...? by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > If someone wants to spend a TON of money on a bike, there ARE expensive bikes out there....

      Indeed, a new Ducati would be way more fun.
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    2. Re:Why...? by xQx · · Score: 1

      Last time I tried to ride my Ducati into an elevator (like they do Here) the receptionist had a few not very nice things to say....

  5. yeah but by sakura+the+mc · · Score: 0

    most of us wont be able to afford it.

    1. Re:yeah but by Eastree · · Score: 1

      Most of us won't WANT to afford it! er ... buy it

  6. So... by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean that I could play polo off one, or play the Texas Roadkill game?

    Look, a politician! Twenty points!

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    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      declare a certain ranch in crawford to be hosting terrorist activity. Time for a roundup.

    2. Re:So... by temojen · · Score: 1

      Were you referring to This?

    3. Re:So... by martingunnarsson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Segway polo can be played quite well with the two-wheeled model.

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    4. Re:So... by swartze · · Score: 1

      Damn it! In Texas running over politians is not a game. It's a duty. It's just so hard to hit them with all the ammo flying!.

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    5. Re:So... by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

      Q:What is the difference between a dead texas politician in the road, and a dead snake in the road? A:The brake marks in front of the snake.

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  7. More consumer confidence? by jargoone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not that everyone has the money to shell out for one of these things, but the fact that it has 4 wheels might make people less nervous about it.

    It would also lead to fewer of these incidents: http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technolog y/maney/2003-06-17-segway_x.htm

    1. Re:More consumer confidence? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It also appears to be faster, and therefore possibly actually useful. I suspect that if the segway went more that a piddly 10 Mph people might have actually warmed up to the idea despite how dorky it looks (people got used to wearing bicycle helmets, right? When they first started showing up, everyone thought they looked really dorky and now they're ordinary and mundane.) The problem with the segway as sold was that even a rather out-of-shape person can still make 10 Mph easily on a bicycle without breaking a sweat, and thus the segway has no niche.

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    2. Re:More consumer confidence? by AGMW · · Score: 1
      I suspect that if the segway went more that a piddly 10 Mph people might have actually warmed up to the idea despite how dorky it looks (people got used to wearing bicycle helmets, right?

      There's a guy in Surbiton who has one. I've seen him buzzing about on it a couple of times and it looks really neat! It they were a bunch cheaper I could see myself getting one!

      Mind you, a mate purchased one of those Brompton Folding Bicycles a while back (train cancelations at Waterloo, so he got the bike and cycled home!) and it's excellent! Probably a better bet than the Segway, and already a bunch cheaper too!

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    3. Re:More consumer confidence? by Iorek · · Score: 1

      Bit late, I know, but they do go much faster: 30+ MPH. The model I used had three keys, colour-coded, and I was told (since they wouldn't give it to me) that the top-end red key lets you go 30+ MPH.

      Plus, it isn't competing with the bicycle, in my mind. For example, in Las Vegas, Aladdin hotel employees were using them to zip around The Desert Passage (the biggest shopping mall in a good chunk of the world, housed within the Aladdin); they were asking people if they were enjoying their visit, if they needed help finding a shop, etc. While the avenues were wide, there's no way you could ride a bike in there and not worry about running someone over; plus, you'd be surprised how willing people are to interact with you when you're on one of these things. It's so fluid, you forget they aren't walking - something no one would say about a bicyclist.

      Having said that, I have seen Segways marketed as commuter vehicles; this is just silly in my mind. But in large enclosed areas, for people who are on their feet all day? (Another example: our hotel maintenance staff used them.) Nothing better.

  8. But does it come in olive? by apparently · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't care how many wheelies it can "pop", if it doesn't come in olive, then I don't want one!

    1. Re:But does it come in olive? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      If it came in yellow it would waterproof;-)

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    2. Re:But does it come in olive? by AGMW · · Score: 1
      ... if it doesn't come in olive ...

      So you'll be wanting a Popeye then?

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  9. whoa..... should i rtfa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i do not thin so. why would anyone RTFA first. this is /.

    but the picture is way cool

  10. Who cares? by lothar97 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yawn. It's an electric stripped down four wheel ATV- likely many times the cost of other ATVs. Oh wait, this one can, get this, TURN AROUND ON TWO WHEELS. Turning around on four wheels is for sissies anyways.

    I'll ride a four wheeler over this piece of crap Centaur.

    Yes, that is me on the four wheeler.

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    1. Re:Who cares? by erick99 · · Score: 1

      I'll vouch for that. My nephews have an ATV and my recent ride on it was my first experience with an ATV. I got addicted faster than a D.C. whore takes to crack. What a blast!!

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    2. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why did you post a pic of you taking a crap on a kid's ATV?

    3. Re:Who cares? by pedaws · · Score: 1

      I admit it. I laughed out loud @ that.

    4. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Because it always sucks to go to a funeral.

      Let's just hope it's yours and not one of your friends or family, after all, only real men die from flipping their atv's after drinking beers and not wearing a helmet. You'd never catch a sissy doing that right? Or riding an unflippable girly atv?

    5. Re:Who cares? by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      A) Most 4wheelers are gas, not electric. Making them loud, stinky and polluting.

      B) these are for built-places (city), not cross-country.

  11. OK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But will it run linux?

    1. Re:OK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear God, I hope not...

    2. Re:OK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, Linux runs IT.

  12. Help a Unix user... by numbski · · Score: 1

    Movie Here

    Tried opening it in Windows Media Player for OSX, and MPlayer with no love.

    Anyone?

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    1. Re:Help a Unix user... by numbski · · Score: 1

      uh...eh?

      mms://wm.segway.na-central.speedera.net/wm.segwa y. na-central/conceptcentaur.wmv

      Movie here

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    2. Re:Help a Unix user... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does windows media player for osx run on linux or something? I'm assuming you're using os x then... at least i haven't heard of this happening, i thought it used carbon or cocoa... why not try the quicktime version?

    3. Re:Help a Unix user... by Hobbex · · Score: 1

      It played just fine using mplayer and mplayer-plugin for Mozilla. I have installed some hacked up windows dlls though I think.

    4. Re:Help a Unix user... by MoOsEb0y · · Score: 1

      if you're on gentoo, emerge mmsclient

    5. Re:Help a Unix user... by yellowcord · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work with mplayer for me, but it plays fine with xine.

  13. Twice as many wheels by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, with twice as many wheels as the Segway, will it be twice as useless?

    1. Re:Twice as many wheels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it had half as few wheels as the Segway, making it half as useful.

    2. Re:Twice as many wheels by El · · Score: 3, Funny

      will it be twice as useless? No, it will be twices as useful! Remember 2x0=0, but you can't get any more useless than completly, hopelessly, 100% useless.

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    3. Re:Twice as many wheels by jcostantino · · Score: 1

      Uhh... try twice as expensive.

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    4. Re:Twice as many wheels by wvitXpert · · Score: 1

      I don't know about it being useless. Where I live everyone owns an ATV (even if they can't afford a decent car). And this looks like a more modernized version of an ATV. And with no emmissions or noise it could be good in parks.

    5. Re:Twice as many wheels by IronChef · · Score: 1

      No, but it will be twice as expensive.

  14. I've got one of them! by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

    ...no, wait. It appears I have a golf buggy.

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    1. Re:I've got one of them! by lothar97 · · Score: 1
      But is your golf buggy as cool as this one?

      The one in the picture is quite unsafe, but it's soooo much cooler looking than the Centaur. And we all know that looking cool is the most imporant thing out there!

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  15. Use the Coral Cache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  16. Bush will be Happy by kai.chan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, one good thing about this new Centaur is that it is less likely for Bush to fall off of.

    1. Re:Bush will be Happy by rackhamh · · Score: 1

      That's a good thing?

    2. Re:Bush will be Happy by Mulletproof · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, one good thing about this new Centaur is that it is less likely for Bush to fall off of.

      Wait, you mean the guy who actually excercises?

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    3. Re:Bush will be Happy by stretch0611 · · Score: 1
      Well, one good thing about this new Centaur is that it is less likely for Bush to fall off of.

      This is still Bush we are talking about. He can't handle a normal segway; he can't handle a normal bike. I think the Centaur would be more difficult to for Bush to handle.

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    4. Re:Bush will be Happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For photos of Bush falling of a Segway:

      http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technol og y/maney/2003-06-17-segway_x.htm

    5. Re:Bush will be Happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me spy from Canada , me add Bag of pretzel ,
      me found WMD ( Wbush Munch on Dabretzel ), soon your suffering will end and you can get a more honorable Leader !!! Kerry , heu DOH !

    6. Re:Bush will be Happy by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      Well, one good thing about this new Centaur is that it is less likely for Bush to fall off of.

      Something tells me he'll manage.

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  17. Yarrr! by lukestuts · · Score: 1

    Ahoy there, me hearties! Movies on the starboard bow - prepare the pipes for a swift slashdottin'!

    1. Re:Yarrr! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Off topic. But, you missed Talk like a Pirate Day! by a few weeks.

  18. /.'ed by HavokDevNull · · Score: 1, Informative

    Posted as AC to not Karma whore

    Use Mirrordot.org
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    1. Re:/.'ed by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Cool, I will try to post AC too :D
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      Failed :(

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    2. Re:/.'ed by HavokDevNull · · Score: 0

      opps or not thought I clicked the AC box dont mod me please

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    3. Re:/.'ed by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      Posted as AC to not Karma whore

      Do you know what would really be helpful? If Slashdot had some sort of "preview" function. That way, you could preview your post before you submited it.

      See, that's why they pay me the seven figure salary. I'm an thought leader.

    4. Re:/.'ed by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm an thought leader.

      See, I told you they needed a "preview" function!

    5. Re:/.'ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm an thought leader.

      Do you know what would really be helpful? If Slashdot had some sort of "preview" function. That way, you could preview your post before you submited it.

      See, that's why they pay me the seven figure salary. I'm a thought leader.

    6. Re:/.'ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't always work. Some web browsers will "helpfully" automatically fill in the nick/password fields on the preview page, thus when you hit submit without clearing those fields, your post is no longer anonymous. :-(

    7. Re:/.'ed by TigerNut · · Score: 1

      You mean this page

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    8. Re:/.'ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just stay logged in and click the "Post Anonymously" box. But I guess that would just be too simple, wouldn't it?

  19. a bicycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There should be a two wheels Segway, but powered by a human. A sort of modified bicycle that allows you to pedale while in a semi-standing position. It will not cost as much as segway and there is no batteries to run out and embaress you while pulling the damn thing back home.

    1. Re:a bicycle by rackhamh · · Score: 1

      Kind of like a scooter?

    2. Re:a bicycle by imgod2u · · Score: 1

      A stairmaster where the thing actually moves with you. We'll reduce the obesity problem in the US yet.

    3. Re:a bicycle by plastik55 · · Score: 1

      Heh, like

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    4. Re:a bicycle by fbform · · Score: 1


      There should be a two wheels Segway, but powered by a human

      Isn't that called an electric bicycle?

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  20. Also fails in VLC by numbski · · Score: 1

    But you probably already knew that, didn't you? Complains that there's no support for WMV3. Yay.

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  21. Great.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Add a shell and canopy and you'd have a golf cart.

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  22. How to render the segway obsolete: by otis+wildflower · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if maddox can expect a cut?

  23. Direct link to high-speed video... by swordboy · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:Direct link to high-speed video... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Actually the leading cause of death is ageing.
      Now, if you meant premature death, then maybe you'd be on to something.

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  24. Wait a minute... by hamlet2600 · · Score: 1

    I thought the only cool thing about the orginial Segway was that it had two wheels. Guess i was wrong, now there must be nothing cool about the old Segway.

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    1. Re:Wait a minute... by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

      The only cool thing about putting 4 wheels on the Segway HT (aka Centaur) is that you can climb over curbs. I've seen several places since I moved to LA that don't have handycap ramps on corners. I think you might be able to ramp an HT off of a curb, but you are pretty screwed if you want to get back on the curb AND stay on the machine w/o a ramp. This thing (apparently) makes that possible. If it could also climb stairs (on thing I think the HT should be able to do to be a viable form of personal-area-transportation), it would be a bit more worthwhile. Unfortunatly it is much larger than the HT.

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by SidV · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Segway can go up a curve (within reason) and while I would never do it it can go down stairs (seen it with my own eyes) and have heard of credible rumors of people going up stairs down at Segfest last weekend. All while riding. But curbs aren't much of an issue, for drastic curbs you only need to put one foot down for a little assist, and Ive also seen people do drastic curves without using the foot, however there was a lot of air time, not something I would be comfortable doing.

  25. Fat people rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From two-wheeled to four-wheeled Segway, good lord you are getting fatter every day! Some people would go to great length to look like retards.

  26. I want one by r2q2 · · Score: 1

    If this thing is 7-10 k I would seriously consider buying one. Possibly if it goes fast enough maybe 20-40 mph or even higher than that then I would buy it in a heart beat. This thing looks seriouslly cool.

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    1. Re:I want one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this thing is 7-10 k I would seriously consider buying one.

      That's what I pay for a whole car. You'd need to charge 0.7-1 k for me to get interested.

  27. Saw a wheelchair version of this a few years ago.. by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 1

    The CEO from the company was at the Ignoble awards 3 or 4 years ago.. He was showing off the wheel chair by climging up and down stairs and doing wheelies.

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  28. no thanks... by v_1matst · · Score: 1

    ummmmm.... remember these?

    http://www.atv-racing.dk/image/lt-z400.jpg

    much more useful...

  29. Use the Coral Cache instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://origin.www.segway.com.nyud.net:8090/centaur /

  30. the "IT"? by iammaxus · · Score: 1

    Ever since the media buzz died down, I don't think anyone calls it the "IT". Segway, two-wheeled scooter thingy maybe, but "IT"?

    1. Re:the "IT"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes darling, your riding IT to work, IT was your stupid idea, so you can ride IT into the ground!

    2. Re:the "IT"? by Mr.+Protocol · · Score: 1

      Segway's the company, IT is the product. I said "IT" to differentiate it from the Centaur. Yeah, it sounded just a bit over-precise to me too, I admit it, but I couldn't think of any better way to express the fact that this isn't the two-wheel thingy and still be journalistically concise.

      A few Segway fanatics do still say "IT", FWIW.

    3. Re:the "IT"? by iammaxus · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you are entirely incorrect: http://www.segway.com/segway/. The "Segway HT" (Human Transporter) is the real name. The media started calling it just "it" to try to emphasize its uniqueness and indescribability. I bet Segway had a hand in that.

    4. Re:the "IT"? by Mr.+Protocol · · Score: 1

      Quite right. I'm wrong again.

  31. Suggestion- by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 5, Funny

    I propose a new corporate slogan.

    Segway: Solving problems that don't exist since 2001.

    Think they'll go for it?

    -B

    1. Re:Suggestion- by farmgeek · · Score: 1

      But in this case they are solving a problem that does exist. They have a nifty technology that they can't really sell. The centaur would expand the appeal of Segway outside of urban areas.

      While I can't say I would buy one as shown, I would definately consider it depending on how well it'll haul a log around and how well it handles real terrain.

    2. Re:Suggestion- by Almonday · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Suggestion- by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      depending on how well it'll haul a log around and how well it handles real terrain.

      Or, you could just buy an ATV with a trailer.

    4. Re:Suggestion- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about: Ensuring American Obesity?

      They've made a vehicle for people who are too lazy to walk places, and now they have another vehicle for people who are too lazy to use a mountain bike. I'm starting to think that they're funded by McDonalds.

    5. Re:Suggestion- by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      That slogan is already used by Java.

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    6. Re:Suggestion- by kai.chan · · Score: 1

      How about: Not even Bush can fall off of this one!

    7. Re:Suggestion- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the bush administration could use the same slogan
      heh
      love your country but fear your government (esp. when the "leader of the free world" has an IQ smaller than his shoe size)

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    8. Re:Suggestion- by farmgeek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except ATV's aren't electric and self balancing. Lots of people get hurt every year on regular ATVs.

      They're not that dangerous, but anytime you get something on serious mountain slope bad things are more likely to happen. Plus, living out int the country I tend to get infected with the "Ya'll watch this" idiocy from time to time.

  32. In other news... by rackhamh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Segway has announced a revolutionary new balance system. Code-named "kickstand", this invention is expected to revolutionize the parking process for light-weight transportation vehicles in major cities worldwide. Patent pending.

    1. Re:In other news... by SidV · · Score: 1

      If there is anything Segway CAN'T make it's a kickstand.

      The one on the Segway us a useless POS

    2. Re:In other news... by DiscoDave_25 · · Score: 1

      Kickstands are being redesigned AS WE SPEAK

  33. Killjoy legislation by BeerCat · · Score: 1

    Of course, like anything new and fun that doesn't need a licence, those who can't afford one now will get their own back by introducing legislation that will require any or all of the following:
    a) a test to ensure competency;
    b) insurance;
    c) excessive protective clothing

    And if that doesn't kill off the market, then there's always the name-calling:
    "Gee, look at the dork on that thing!"

    Of course, sometimes it back fires, and it's only the terminally unhip that don't have the new gizmo.


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  34. Exersize by bludstone · · Score: 1

    This looks like one of those "humping" exersize equipment dealies.

    You know what Im talking about.

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  35. This is just great... by Dracolytch · · Score: 5, Funny

    For all the geeks that don't have balance enough for a skateboard, are convinced that a scooter isn't dorky enough, believe that bicycles are generally too damn cheap, and are too lazy for any of the above.

    ~D

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    1. Re:This is just great... by cft_128 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      believe that bicycles are generally too damn cheap

      Not the bikes that I like....

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    2. Re:This is just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I don't consider $4995 cheap for a bicycle.

      Or were you thinking of those bicycle shaped objects from a toy store?

      Matt A.

    3. Re:This is just great... by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

      I knew someone would say that. That's why I conciously went back and put that "generally" in there. ;)

      ~D

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    4. Re:This is just great... by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      Also - you just RIDE a bike or a skateboard - but according to the site you EXPERIENCE one of these fuckers! Even during wheelies!

      "Pop a wheelie: The Centaur uses dynamic stabilization technology to limit and/or maintain the angle at which the rider experiences the device. "

  36. What else would they be doing? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

    From time to time Segway's product development team devotes days, or even weeks, to creating new product concepts with the goal of finding a prince among frogs. It's a product exploration process they call "frog kissing." During this time, engineers and designers are encouraged to use any available materials in a very short time frame to prove a concept will work.

    What else *would* the Segway "product development team" be doing these days? They've only got one product -- the Segway. Other than designing new accessories, these guys have nothing to do *but* kiss frogs.

    I'd be hoping for a princess, myself, but that's just the way I swing.

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    1. Re:What else would they be doing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by what they're designing, they're not kissing frogs. They're licking toads.

    2. Re:What else would they be doing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funniest slashdot comment I've seen in months

    3. Re:What else would they be doing? by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing.

      Segway seems to have one idea, and a bunch of extra wheels. I think the ATV and Golf Cart market has been figured out using a reverse gear instead of a lot of gyros. They need to figure out how to drive the price of their wheelchairs down a couple of thousand dollars before the exo-skeleton guys do.

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  37. Ozzy Osbourne... by inkdesign · · Score: 1

    is just waiting to kill himself on one of these things!

  38. What's the point? by randall_burns · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The wheelchair segway was significant IMHO-I had one relative that could have benefited from it. These other vehicles just aren't living up the hype. Unlike what John Doehr claimed, cities _aren't_ going to be built around these things. Most people need to get more exercise-not more toys.

    1. Re:What's the point? by Shky · · Score: 5, Informative

      Parent is of course refering to the iBot, Dean Kamen's wheelchair which allows the user to go up and down stairs, as well as going up on the back wheels to be eye-level with people.

      It's pretty amazing, and like parent said, actually has a purpose. It allows people in wheelchairs to not be confined to one level of a house, or require assistance to reach things above them.

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    2. Re:What's the point? by freeze128 · · Score: 1
      At present time, Segway LLC has no plans to manufacture the Centaur.
      So, what's the point? "Look, see! Isn't that cool? We don't sell these."
    3. Re:What's the point? by argent · · Score: 1

      the iBot , Dean Kamen's wheelchair [...] actually has a purpose

      Which is why it's being sold by a real company with an actual profit motive and targeted marketing and realistic sales goals and other non-visionary characteristics.

    4. Re:What's the point? by Suidae · · Score: 1

      The most unusual technology in the wheel chair is its self-balancing capability. Since people are unfamiliar with this capacity of a machine, anyone marketing such a niche-market thing as a wheelchair might want to first introduce everyone to the concept, then segue into the wheelchair market with the know well known and accepted technology.

    5. Re:What's the point? by ShawnDoc · · Score: 1

      The point is to judge public opinion. They obviously think the Centaur is at point in development where it could go on to become an actual product in the future, and not just a proof of concept. So the question now becomes, do they invest the addition money needed to perfect the Centaur and bring it to market? Well to make that decision, you need all sorts of marketing feedback, and with a niche product like this it is often really hard to judge if people would actually purchase one. So to get that information they're putting it up on their web site and seeing what sort of response they get. If they get 100,000 emails from people begging them to produce one, they probably will. However if they only get 500 messages, and most of those are from people putting down the concept, they know not to devote any more resources to the project and move on to other concepts.

    6. Re:What's the point? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      I hope they don't judge interest using thier web server logs. 10 million people saying "If those were free I would play with one" doesn't make a customer base.

      -B

    7. Re:What's the point? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "Dean Kamen's wheelchair which allows the user to go up and down stairs, as well as going up on the back wheels to be eye-level with people. "

      Now if they could just equip it with the ability to grab elements of its surroundings to add to itself and if it had some of the exoskeleton technology being developed we might finally be able to create something reminiscient of Roujin Z. Ahhh....one can dream....

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    8. Re:What's the point? by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      One place where I can imagine these things might _develop_ a market is the military. I can see how these things might be more stable, safer than and go places a motorcycle can't(with the right development).

      Still that's _not_ the hype these things were introduced with.

  39. Looks ok - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But will Dubya fall off of it?

  40. Look at the guy in the picture with the blue by Jakhel · · Score: 2, Funny

    helmet that's doing a power slide on the golf course. He is the uber-dork. His dorkiness surpasses that of any movie-theater-camping-while-wearing-a-homemade-sta r-wars-costume dork in the world.

    The only thing worse than seeing grown men wearing helmets and riding that thing is probably grown men wearing helmets and riding those little razor scooters.

    1. Re:Look at the guy in the picture with the blue by kitzilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Adults riding with helmets generally look less dorky after a casual impact than their uber-cool, non-helmet-wearing bretheren.

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    2. Re:Look at the guy in the picture with the blue by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      The only thing worse than seeing grown men wearing helmets

      Tell it to this guy.

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    3. Re:Look at the guy in the picture with the blue by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      The only thing worse than seeing grown men wearing helmets is attending your buddy's uncle's funeral because he took a terrible spill from a road bike and cracked his head open like a mellon.

      What is with you idiots who try and suggest helmets are unfashionable enough to endanger yourself -- how fucking ignorant can you be?

    4. Re:Look at the guy in the picture with the blue by rts008 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      FUCK OFF! WHo the hell do you think you are? Why should your piss poor opinion matter to anyone but your own uptight poor excuse for a person? It's about FREEDOM OF CHOICE! Not up to you whether someone else chooses to wear a helmet or not. Get over the fact that your just another asshole in a world of assholes. We all have an asshole, but doesn't mean we are interested in the noise it makes.

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    5. Re:Look at the guy in the picture with the blue by puetzk · · Score: 1

      Aye. I've definitely had this argument with plenty of people back in college. If you wanted to ride with me, you had to wear a helmet. No excuses. Besides, "I'll be wearing my *spandex*. Who's going to bother to laugh at *you*?"

      My roomate took a spill about two weeks after he brought his bike to school and we had this argument. But he'd bought one and *was* wearing it (thankfully!). He pretty much shattered the whole back half of the helmet, but was basically unhurt beyond some minor 'road rash'. Funny thing is, there wasn't a repeat discussion about whether or not he was going to buy a replacement... and the remains of the helmet are always helpful when another conversion needs to be made.

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    6. Re:Look at the guy in the picture with the blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His dorkiness surpasses that of any movie-theater-camping-while-wearing-a-homemade-sta r-wars-costume dork in the world.

      What about the guy who made his own Tron costume? That was my "high dork" metric.

    7. Re:Look at the guy in the picture with the blue by SubtleNuance · · Score: 0

      Hahahah Freedom of Choice wins the day. Nice to see yankee Freedom dogma hasnt overcome your ability to think.

      Oh, and a sincere fuck-you too.

  41. Cool, could be practical, but pricepoint will tell by landoltjp · · Score: 1

    It's quite the cool looking little buggy. I can see someone using that for a (very) local commute, or to scoot about the neighbourhood to do some shopping.

    There are several (older)people in my 'hood that use those adult tricycles with the large shopping basket, so this might be the next best thing for them. That is, if the price is right.

    If they could design the unit to fold down flat, I could drive it to work and then store it upright against a wall (INSIDE my office, so it won't get poached) with about the same footprint as a two-wheeler.

    Mind you, I'd be quite careful on what streets I drove. Too many maniacs around these here parts.

  42. To paraphrase Christopher Walken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, we don't use dirty centaurs.

  43. I want to see what one of these can do... by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

    As a mountain biker, this looks like it would be fun for some good-ole-fashioned freeriding.

    Some befed up suspension, wheels, and this thing would be an off road monster.

  44. I don't know... by disbaldman · · Score: 1

    But in my neighborhood, you'd get beat up for having one!

  45. I'll wait for the Griffon by grunt107 · · Score: 1

    It'll be able to fly!!!

  46. Does it have attachments? by samberdoo · · Score: 1

    Like a tiller or a snow plow? I'd rather have a hoverround.

  47. They should call it by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Segway: no matter how many wheels it has, the website is still down.

  48. They are probably going to get sued... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's already someone manufacturing an ATV called the 'Centaur' - see http://www.argocat.com/centaur.html. Do I sense a trademark dispute in the offing?

  49. Yeah, but by goneutt · · Score: 1
    Its rugged performance, zero emissions, and quiet operation make it a good low-impact way to explore the world.


    Sounds like my mountain bike, except after I've had a can of beans.
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    1. Re:Yeah, but by CTalkobt · · Score: 1
      >>Its rugged performance, zero emissions, and quiet operation make it a good low-impact way to explore the world.

      >Sounds like my mountain bike, except after I've had a can of beans.

      Remember, it said zero emissions.

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  50. somebody post - cryptome.org was taken down!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And somebody pass me an arm-band so I can show my allegience to the homeland!

    And the republic for which it once stood.

  51. Maybe not a bad idea by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    Could be a decent product line...the Segway golf cart/personal vehicle. Handy when you live close to the course, but not close enough to lug all your clubs or when you want to tear up the fairways and/or greens. Personally, I'd spend too much time with it in the bunkers.

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  52. This is it? by glrotate · · Score: 1

    This is the real it?

  53. Hmm, 4 wheels ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since we could not sell with two wheels, let's try four! If that does not work then 8-wheeler will surely be a success.

  54. Obligatory Wheelman Link by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 1


    It doesn't climb stairs, alone or in pairs, but WILL roll over you neighbor's dog. It's not fit for a snack but fits on your back, it's log - log - log. Er, Wheelman.

    Seriously though, I would buy one of the Centaurs, if for nothing else than hunting and collecting fossils. Some of the terrain I go out on is steep for people but easily handled by ATVs.

    I've seen Segways being used by parking meter guys here in Seattle with big ass steel boxes on the side, I imagine the same kind of saddlebag outfit could be made to work on a Centaur for packing equipment and specimens into.

    Why would I use it over an ATV? Balance and braking for one, less noisy, little (no?) risk of starting fires from hot exhaust and it looks like fun. If it could carry extra batts, all the better.

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    1. Re:Obligatory Wheelman Link by El · · Score: 1

      Why would you not use it over an ATV? What's the range? Methinks walking out 10 miles carrying this pig when the battery goes dead would not be fun... A tank of gas has still got a lot more energy stored per unit weight than a battery!

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    2. Re:Obligatory Wheelman Link by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 1


      The Centaur looks much more nimble, I don't think I'd care for several hundred pounds of ATV rolling over on me.

      Clearly though, if the range was mediocre, I wouldn't be going very far unless I could swap out batteries.

      Your point is completely valid though, however maybe it would be better if a gas/electric hybrid could be made out of this. It wouldn't add much wieght to it at all. If they did that, the range would increase dramatically (espcially if the gas engine was used only to charge the batts once in a while).

      Take that you environmentalists who want to shut down parks from ATV use!

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    3. Re:Obligatory Wheelman Link by ShawnDoc · · Score: 1

      According to an article that was linked from Fark about this, the Centaur is absolutely silent. Great for noise polution, especially if you live in a modestly populated area where the neighbors don't appreciate it when you get drunk and start running the ATV around the street at 1AM, waking them up with all the noise. It might also be good for hunters to they don't scare the deer/birds/small children away.

  55. slashdot = link stealers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When is slashdot going to stop stealing stories and links from Engadget? This story was posted there long ago. This site sucks now, I'm going to start reading engadget more. They have at least an update every hour, opposed to slowdot that has a new story every 5 hours that has been posted somewhere else and stolen from that site.

    1. Re:slashdot = link stealers by Mr.+Protocol · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right! I must've stolen the story from that site! (Not.) But perhaps it'd be a better site to follow tech news on. Few enough people read it that it doesn't take the target site down like /. does. Seriously. That's a good consideration. (And Engadget is indeed a good site.)

  56. He has no need for it. by cliveholloway · · Score: 3, Funny
    Isn't he on the wagon at the moment?

    Thank you. I'll be hear all week.

    cLive ;-)

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    1. Re:He has no need for it. by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Judging by his impaired decisions, I assume he's fallen off the wagon too!

    2. Re:He has no need for it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Bush fell of a bicycle, a complicated machine with many moving parts which can snag you and which requires perfect balance and perfect attention.

      Kerry fell of of a flat piece of wood.

      Woot! spin is easy...

    3. Re:He has no need for it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPELLING is hard. (off)

  57. Great! by lylum · · Score: 1

    Now even our president can ride it!!!

  58. I've got one.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's gyroscopicly stabilized too... you just lean in the direction you want to turn and it goes, unless you're stopped. Top speed? The only limit is yourself

  59. Curses - slashdotted again! by slars · · Score: 1

    Got the following error:

    Fatal error: out of dynamic memory in yy_create_buffer() in Unknown on line 0

    I guess I'll wait until the "slashdot effect" dies down.

  60. It will completely revolutionize transportation. by bareman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next on the list they'll add a body to it so the rider can site inside to endure uncomfortable weather. They could call it a "car".

  61. Re:"Look ma no hands!" "Wear your helmet dear!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's wearing a fucking helmet? no wonder he is having so much fun! Do they come as standard or is this part of the new design? Prehaps a tie-in with the centaur name? But then horses don't have huge horns...

  62. Not a cool way to travel by helix_r · · Score: 0


    Is it just me, or do people look like dorks when they ride these things?

  63. My baseball fantasy is . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . game seven of the World Series, bottom of the ninth, two outs, Yankees are winning by one run, opposing team down to it's last out, it's number nine man comes to bat, there is a man on first, HOMERUN!!! The Yankees lose!!!!! I LOVE to HATE the Yankees. It's what I live for.

  64. What? by CommieLib · · Score: 0, Redundant

    A four wheeled vehicle designed for conveying people around? There's no way that this will catch on.

    I suspect that they'll eventually shorten the name CentAuR to CAR.

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  65. So wait a second by aztektum · · Score: 2, Funny

    Centaur Rider: I can ride balanced on two wheels!

    Segway Rider: So can I!

    Duh

    (I know they said they aren't planning on manufacturing it. It just seemed like a "Wtf" to me.)

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  66. Worst thing about the Segway company ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have no Nasdaq stock I could have shorted when they first posted their $5000 product on Amazon many months ago.

    For shame.

  67. I can see one clear application... by StressGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    This might even be in the article, can't read it because it's already slashdotted. However, it sure seems like this would be a great idea for a wheelchair. This would give people confined to such a chair the ability to stand. The Segway was a silly little expensive scooter, but this could be a real boon to such people.

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    1. Re:I can see one clear application... by jcostantino · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:I can see one clear application... by cbelt3 · · Score: 1

      Uhm- yeah. The Segway actually grew out of motorized wheelchair designs. That's how the guy made his name, first...

  68. Re:Saw a wheelchair version of this a few years ag by DarkBlackFox · · Score: 2, Informative

    You're probably thinking of the Ibot wheelchair, which debuted before the Segway, but still invented by Dean Kamen and DEKA. Same/Similar technology, but differant company. The Centaur is a concept thrown out by Segway engineers which they thought would be fun to build. It's more of a "hey this might be cool" kind of thing they built for the heck of it, they have no plans to market/manufacture these things. The Ibot on the other hand, is a product that will be marketed eventually.

  69. No way by hartba · · Score: 1

    If you can't be seriously injured, mamed or killed, you just took all the fun out of doing a wheelie in the first place.

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  70. Needs an inverse tricycle implementation by Kones · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This thing really needs to have only 1 rear wheel. Looking at it from a mountain biker's perspective, if you go over a big rock with that thing, you'll just bottom out. If the back was one wheeled, with the user platform above it, the front could be lifted for obstacles, and the rear would cruise over it. The ATV design is nice, I think it could be a cool military device for a few people, but I think a three wheel design might be able to maneuver better. Think johnny number five.

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  71. what quicktime version? by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

    if it's there i don't see the link anywhere.. let alone near the wmv one..... maybe it is gone?

  72. Where have I seen this before? by hcob$ · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah! It was on that ATV race, but it had honda, and suzuki, and... and...

    oh hell, why not?
    *plays the balad of the dukes of hazzard*

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  73. Wow, this is cool! by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

    I love how it can balance on its back two wheels with such little effort.

    It seems to me that these Segway folks could harness that balancing technology to make a scooter with only two wheels. Now that would be cool.

  74. www.wheelman.com.au by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thing is way better than a segway!

  75. Wow! by brj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Segway has managed to invent something that will sell fewer units of than the Human Transporter. I didn't think that they could actually accomplish that goal, but it looks like they've been working hard at it.

  76. GAY by milesbparty · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'll say the same thing I said about the Segway...That guy riding it sure looks gay.

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  77. memo to rider: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Springfield's bullies are looking for you!

  78. Wow! by Is0m0rph · · Score: 0

    Think of the implications this will have on Segway polo!

  79. I knew all along... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. that some day I can finally become a genetically modified Segway, that runs happily on four wheels or more. (from the nerd mini essays series)

  80. Re:I wouldn't be too sure about that by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Well, to be fair, mountainbikers often fall off of their mountainbikes. Of course, we are doing a bit more than riding it down the sidewalk. On a related note, I just ordered an '05 Fox Talas for my Heckler :-D

  81. A lot more information about the Centaur at Popsci by DocJohn · · Score: 3, Informative

    See the article about Concept Centaur in next month's Popular Science magazine for more information and photos:

    http://www.popsci.com/popsci/generaltech/article/0 ,20967,710982,00.html

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  82. design change by frankmu · · Score: 1

    they should recline the seat and paint it red. make it look more like this:

    http://www.bandaivisual.co.jp/akira/figure2.html

    "KANEDAAAAA!!!!!"

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  83. Sinclair C5 - Ahead of its Time by turgid · · Score: 3, Informative

    In my day, these things were going to be the next big thing. They were so ahead of their time, that French car maker Citroen saw fit to name one of their newer models after it.

  84. OMG! by DannyiMac · · Score: 1

    I wonder how they managed to get it to balance on 4 wheels???

    That is teh awesome!

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  85. Alcohol Fuelcell by computechnica · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Forget the batteries that take hours to recharge and run down halfway home. Have a alcohol fuel cell onboard and you could fill up at the local liquor store. Or maybe a alcohol fueled micro-turbine generator for some real power.

  86. From the product description: by zombiestomper · · Score: 2, Funny

    From time to time Segway's product development team devotes days, or even weeks, to creating new product concepts with the goal of finding a prince among frogs.

    Actually, I think they're really looking for a fool and his money.

    1. Intuitive user controls:

    Thumbs forward: The Centaur's forward and backward propulsion is easily controlled by pushing a thumb throttle located on the underside of the right-hand handlebar.

    Innovation, thy name is Segway. Kinda like a Rascal, eh? Genius!

    2. Pop a wheelie: The Centaur uses dynamic stabilization technology...

    Why? Who cares? Besides, the guy on the Rascal page seems to be having a blast keeping all 4 wheels on the ground. No broken hips there.

    Lean forward, go forward...

    Then why #1? See #2

    3. Smart steering: The front two wheels turn left and right mechanically...

    See #1. Looks like those wiley Rascal folks beat you to the punch.

    4. No exhaust: Batteries power the Centaur, which means that there are no emissions...

    Rascal Rascal Rascal Rascal Rascal

    5. Quiet...

    Hmmm...could the Rascal be quiet, too? See a pattern here?

    Now, if the Rascal company borrows a page from the book of SCO, I think we'll litigious comedy gold.

  87. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another overpriced toy that practically NOBODY WILL EVER BUY.

    At least this didn't have the lead-up-hype that "IT" had...

  88. Technology Licensing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's looking to me like the value in the technology developed at Segway, LLC isn't going to be in their impractical vehicles like the Segway, it's going to be in licensing the technologies they develop to other vehicle manufacturers.

    Using the Centaur example, this tech. might be interesting to ATV manufacturers when building safety devices to prevent rollovers.

  89. There you go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    that would be cool to have handicapped people racing around like that, then when they fall off, they'll say "Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up!" Haaaa that would ROCK!

  90. unicycle by benjonson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, a powered, unicycle segway. Woot.

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    1. Re:unicycle by Mazem · · Score: 2, Informative

      Now, a powered, unicycle segway. Woot.

      Someone already made one. Its called the Eunicycle. Apparently operation is rather intuitive as well since all you have to do to turn is lean.

  91. For what this thing will cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I Think ill be buying a regular 4 wheeler,

    i seriously dont see it being able to haul a dead 12 point out of the woods

  92. Re:"Look ma no hands!" "Wear your helmet dear!" by kertong · · Score: 1

    I could've sworn I heard it chirp 2nd at the end! haha. (yes, I know it has no transmission)

  93. so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    another high priced toy for the elitist it manager that got the position cause he married the ceo's daughter, segway give it a rest will ya....

  94. HT, not IT by cocotoni · · Score: 2, Informative
    The Segway product is Segway HT not IT.

    HT stands for Human Transporter.

    1. Re:HT, not IT by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      IT refers to it's codename. The segway was going to be the 'IT' thing for 2000 or whenever it came out.

  95. On two wheels it looks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pretty damn ridiculous.

  96. Yet another concept vehicle tease by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 2, Funny

    "How much does it cost? Since Concept Centaur is just that--a concept--they aren't for sale. At the present time, Segway LLC has no plans to manufacture or sell this as a product."

    Which is why I hate you Segway.

  97. Slogan by citadelgrad · · Score: 1

    Segway - We make useless things.

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  98. Never IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  99. there's even a little storage space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to put your dignity

  100. I can't wait to beat up a nerd on one of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will give him a wedgie and then toss that thing off a bridge.

    Someday he will thank me for it.

  101. Could it be?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Could it be?? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Hummers are full time 4WD. They cannot do wheelies without major modifications to the drivetrain to make them RWD, shifting the engine to the rear of the vehicle (and possibly weighting the ass end even more or lightening the front), and upping the engine output (they don't make enough torque).

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    2. Re:Could it be?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlucky, Alf.

    3. Re:Could it be?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe a real Hummer, but a H2 is just a Chevy Suburban with a different body and big tires.

  102. Derogatory terms for the Segway by SidV · · Score: 1

    BTW, there is an older Derogatory terms for Segway that those new to taking the piss out of the HT should know about.
    This one dates back to the reveal FSTM which is of course short for Faggy Scooter (tm)
    Though I must say, due to the sideline discussion of which is proper HT or IT possible we could also use the term
    SHIT Standing for Segway and combinig HT and IT into one.

  103. Taking the human out of the equation... by Crouching+Turbo · · Score: 1
    If this thing does wheelies without any rider talent whatsoever, what is the appeal? Are they really hoping that extreme sport enthusiasts will want one? If so, they are completely off target. Extreme sports are not about cool gadgets, they're about having talent/skills and balls of steel, not to mention a certain level of testosterone.

    I don't see who this benefits at all. I admire companies that take the time to research and develop genuinely new things, but it just seems like a waste in this case. I'd rather have a quad, or a dirtbike, for this kind of activity.

  104. Doh, didn't close tag by plastik55 · · Score: 1

    I say, like this?

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  105. Halo's warthog, anyone? by puargsss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this remind anyone else of the Warthog from Halo? Throw some 4 wheel steering on this bad boy, it'd be very similar. Well, at least I think so.

  106. Re:I wouldn't be too sure about that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the heck can the parent be considered flamebait!? It was a humorous response to a humorous post!

  107. Oh God by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

    I can picture an early owner getting beaten on by a gang of Big Wheelers.

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  108. Re:Alcohol Fuelcell by Mr.+Protocol · · Score: 1

    Somebody did demo one of these (hydrogen fuel cell) at the "Segfest" in Florida where the Centaur was announced (/. story rejected). It filled a cargo bag, but it did work. The batteries being by far the bulkiest part of the IT package, Segway would go for fuel cells in a big way if they could figure out a way to prevent them from going Hindenburg.

  109. Fat by Speak+Forcefully · · Score: 1

    As if we're not already fat enough. Then again, looking at where gas prices are headed here in The Empire, something like this might be the considered the SUV of the future.

    1. Re:Fat by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

      Yes we are fat, and that's the problem with the Segway, it can't support our weight so we can't buy it! They need to make Segways and Centaurs that can support 350lbs(I weigh 320), so the TRUE geek population can buy them!

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  110. Mod up to 5 FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like I, a lowly AC have any say in the matter.

    See the one wheel Bombardier Embrio for something even more different...
    http://www.wired.com/news/technology /0,1282,61216, 00.html

    Saw a Segway in classified adverts section (one of the Honolulu papers) the other day $2200 or best offer.

    rent for $35/hour in Honolulu
    http://www.segwayhi.com/faq.htm

    OR

    rent a moped for $35 for the day!

    September 26, 2003
    Segway scooters recalled
    http://www.bizjournals.com/pacific/stori es/2003/09 /22/daily64.html

    May 24, 2004
    Segway handed off to new owner
    http://www.bizjournals.com/pacific/stories/ 2004/05 /24/daily8.html

    Some other segway tidbits:
    "Riding at night can be perilous, as so-called scooter-jackers abound, especially in the East Bay's more dangerous neighborhoods. Usually, the perpetrators drive up to an unwitting Segway rider, hold them at gun or knife point, and demand a brief but thorough demonstration of the 64-bit lock code. Once they determine the legitimacy of the supplied string of numbers, they break down the scooter, throw it in the back seat or the trunk, and drive away with it. In all, local law enforcement agencies in Alameda County reported twelve scooter-jackings in the past two months, two of them fatal (one in Oakland and one in Emeryville)."
    taken from:
    http://www.sims.berkeley.edu/~french/hwk/is 204/IS2 04-assignment-1.doc

  111. I'm sure it's been said before but by rdunnell · · Score: 1

    "IT" was what the all the PR hype in the magazines was calling it before it was revealed.

  112. EMBRIO One Wheel Segway by Bombardier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As reported by wired.
    http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,128 2,61216, 00.html

    Also on Bombardier web site but I've no flash, so tell us how kewl it is...
    http://www.brp.com/

  113. Maybe it's fun to ride... by sharkey · · Score: 1

    But managing one sucks.

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  114. Arrested Development by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 1

    Segways stopped being cool when I saw the flaky brother riding one in Arrested Development.

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  115. Where is my F***ING flying car, Kamen??? F@*K! by raam · · Score: 1


    You've stolen a grad student's idea. So you must be marginally clever.

    And you've bested the inner ear. So you must scoff at practicality.

    But if you think you can best my for a flying car, you're dreaming Kamen. DREAMING!

    Ride your little Cen-Taur. Have your TAR-TAR sauce!

    1. Re:Where is my F***ING flying car, Kamen??? F@*K! by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Mod +/- 1 drunk?

  116. Are the extra two wheels for people like Bush? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He had trouble with the old segway...

  117. Re:Awesome One wheel scooter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here are photos for those who don't have flash
    http://www.bikepics.com/bombardier/embrio/0 4/pics. asp

    Link to Bombardier (manufacturer) web site is at above site but they are, FLASH MAD (c) 2004 Uncle Willie, LLC

  118. alternative by zogger · · Score: 1

    Here's an alternative that fits your criteria and budget (top end), a 4x4 very off-road dual electric engine "golf" cart. It's more for hunting or farm chores, but it appears to have serious powah. Looks nifty actually, found it on google readily. Carries extra passengers and gear, so it is more practical than the centaur concept vehicle, IMO.

    All I got now is an old lawn buggy with no mower on it, cost me 100 clams even, runs great, and even when I get it stuck I just yank it out myself. I tote a small wagon trailer with it and carry a lot of tools around the complex where I work. Useful when you don't want to firte up some huge tractor or truck for doing small jobs and just tooling through the woods. I *want* to make it a gas/electric hybrid vehilce, a work vehicle plus self propelled generator, but haven't scrounged the necessary electric motors and stuff yet. It's a zero additional dollars project I have in mind.

  119. whoops by zogger · · Score: 1

    forgot url, here it is:
    http://www.biggameproshop.com/4x4lifted-golf- cart. htm

  120. What's that ATV doing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My god, it's humping those boxes!

  121. This quicktime version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://origin.www.segway.com/video/centaur_qt.html

  122. training wheels - stability of the future by Brigadier · · Score: 1


    need I say more ?

  123. If only by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    If only I hadn't stopped smoking weed, I might think that thing was cool.

    LK

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  124. We don't hire dirty centaurs... by Wanj00n · · Score: 1

    Wow. Four wheels?! What'll Segway think of next? Before you know it they'll have invented the horse.

  125. They already have a three-wheeled one! by willpall · · Score: 1
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  126. May I ask... by chachob · · Score: 1

    What the hell is the point of this thing?

  127. No mention of Maddox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maddox pwns Segway

    => Maddox puts his spin on wtf is wrong with a segaway and how he can improve it.

  128. At least it beats dealing with the airports... by Samah · · Score: 1

    You could always use the one-wheeled version from South Park...

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  129. Dubbya Crashed the Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that dubbya had a "malfunction" on his Segway. It's obvious helmets should be worn as these things can go haywire. Protect the queen!

  130. Re:"Look ma no hands!" "Wear your helmet dear!" by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    dorks are people who have smashed their head on sidewalks and pavement.

    us cooool dudes always were our helmets -- i dont really want to crack my mellon open.

    That is most uncool.

  131. Re:"Look ma no hands!" "Wear your helmet dear!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it looks like from the video that the chirp you hear is when the front wheels touch down. I'm assuming from what I saw that since they were not moving at the time, it's the sound of them skiding until they spin up.
    thinking along the lines of what jet's sound like when they touch down.

  132. Military use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the first thing that popped in my mind once I saw it.

    It looks like it's fairly easy to use. It zips across pretty fast on all terrains. It's highly manuverable. It leaves no exhaust. And the big plus is, it's very quiet.

    Currently, you can have soldiers rip up and down desert lands and barren plains with an ATV. But the loud motor will give your position to the enemy. This little guy can serve a great purpose to have your soldiers highly manuverable and silent.

    On the greater side, it doesn't look as heavy as an ATV. So it'd be easy to transport and deploy.

    On the consumer side, I can see it being used for maintaining spansive lands, possible attach a hitch for hauling and a plow for shoveling snow, etc. Just have to wonder about the towing capacity.

    Plus, I can see this being more acceptible on roads than the 2-wheel model.

  133. Centaur?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those things were great EXP in Fallout.

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  134. Re:Cool, could be practical, but pricepoint will t by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    If you can ride this thing to work, you could already be riding a bike.

    it would be A) cheaper, B) better for the environment and C) you'd get some exercise.

    the segway (and this 4x) is useless except for those with more money than brains.

  135. Looks like... by alex80 · · Score: 1

    This looks like a 4-wheeler for fags!! Just kidding I love you guys.

  136. Or.... by pimpbott · · Score: 1

    Get rid of the complicated electronics to bring the price down, install a manually operated multi-gear drivetrain, remove unneeded components to reduce it's weight to around 18 lbs, make it narrower to navigate between cars, make is street legal... oh wait, we have that already... a bicycle. Way faster, simpler cheaper more efficient, you can take it on the bus/BART/Train, take it in the office. What's a Seguay good for again? Oh yeah, making our fat asses even fatter! Maybe I'm just too thick, but I totally don't get the point of the Seguay. Maybe as a replacement to a car, but heck, we have scooters if you don't wanna pedal... electric scooters if you don't wanna burn dino-juice (at least locally). On a side note, there were folks demoing that goofy thing at the SF Grand Prix bike race. Everybody I was with was pointing and laughing. Here we have a celebration of the bicycle, and these clowns were hawking their oracle to lazyness. Way too fucking funny.

  137. They're finally getting it! by Presence1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the biggest mistakes Segway made with the HT was to avoid any hint of association with fun or competition. This was a deliberate and political choice, as part of their efforts to ensure that the HT would be legal for use on sidewalks.

    While a good goal, this kind of thinking resulted in a vehicle with no suspension and other constraints. With zero ability to handle potholes and terrain, we saw some over-publicized injuries, and it wound up being banned in some cities anyway.

    In contrast, the Centaur is designed for FUN and interesting capabilities -- I like it, and I'm cheering them on with this one! (of course I'd also like to see a lighter and more capable HT with a suspension)

    1. Re:They're finally getting it! by tmortn · · Score: 1

      I would say your right to an extent... but no matter how you slice it the 4 grand plus price tag seems to be the biggest barrier to acceptance for the segway.

      If they could reach down to the level of the higher end micro bikes that are selling like hotcakes they would probably find that people would actually buy them.

      In the end I think segway is facing the same limitation that all electrical transport is facing and has faced since its inception... the inability to package enough power in a lightweight compact form on the level of a gas tank . Hell if they could just reach a quarter or half the capacity at the same weight as a 15-20 gallon tank of gas witha reasonable re-fuling time they could relegate the internal combustion engine to history for personal cars.

      You know as much as they are for environmentaly friendly I wonder what could be done with this bad boy if instead of a battery pack you utilized a small generator like

      http://electricgeneratorsdirect.com/catalog/produc t_info.php?cPath=36_139_44&products_id=157&osCsid= e07b54a796f652e8a262a11273cca19d

      While it would add to the weight it would make for a usefull range and solve the recharge problem... would also be a hybrid vehicle. While it polluted it would still be more friendly than an ATV and would likely have a comperable range.

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  138. One wheel by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    The funny thing is that a one wheel version as proposed by Bombardier, would actually be more stable than a two wheel device, since it can lean into turns.

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  139. DID YOU SEE THAT JUMP!?!?!??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crazy jump man,

    man...
    man.....

  140. US only ?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Small disclaimer at the bottom of the page:
    This page and its contents are intended only for audiences in the United States.
    So what now? Do I have to forget all what I read so far?
  141. Beer Scooter by turgid · · Score: 1

    I think you're thinking of the beer scooter.

  142. More city redesign? by crestfallentears · · Score: 0

    Man, this couldn't have happened at a worse time. Right after we finish rebuilding all of our cities to accomadate Segways, they spring this on us. We're going to have to redesign entire cities again!

  143. Really cool by sapgau · · Score: 1

    It looks like a really cool toy and moves quite fast, faster than a bicycle.

  144. Big Wheels for Adults? by LttlMsMagc · · Score: 1

    Does this concept remind anyone else here of a Big Wheel? The way the rider spins out in the concept video brings to mind summer days of riding my big wheels down the biggest hill in my neighborhood, pulling the brake @ the bottom trying to spin out like the kids in the commercial, wiping out & destroying my knees & elbows in the process.

  145. Better fix the price for the Segway first! by Kosi · · Score: 1

    If this thing will be as overpriced as the Segway, I see no future for it. The Segway would be a nice toy if it was priced in the regions of a good bicycle, but 3K is way too much.

  146. Re:Alcohol Fuelcell by don.pratt · · Score: 1
    Have a alcohol fuel cell onboard and you could fill up at the local liquor store.

    Honest officer, I wasn't drinking and driving. I was just topping off my fuel cell.