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  1. I kinda hope not. on Next Apple iPhone To Have a 4 Inch Display? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I kinda hope it doesn't. It might have advantages, having a screen the size of a toaster. The only problem is having a screen the size of a toaster.

    I like a phone I can use with one hand easily. This whole post was typed with my right hand only, on my iPhone 4.

  2. Just 102k? on Baker Has to Make 102,000 Cupcakes For Grouponers · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure she can do it. It'll be a piece of cake. 102,000 pieces.

  3. Neat on Steve Jobs Wanted an iPhone-Only Wireless Network · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would've freed up a lot of the load on AT&T. However, it would've made the iPhone a lot more expensive per unit... hmm. Where's the downside?

  4. And all... on Grant To Allow Khan Academy To Expand, Build a Physical School · · Score: 5, Funny

    And all the for-profit schools raise their fists in the air and scream: "KKHAAANNNN!!!"

  5. Anecdotal Evidence on Ask Slashdot: Good Gigabit 802.11N Home Router? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Prepare for lots of it! First, a question. You're dropping a lot of money on a fat pipe, why are you considering consumer grade hardware? (Unless you're talking about 100Mbps divided by the entire apartment complex, which means you could be fighting that kid down the hall with a Usenet account for a shred of 1Mbps.)

  6. Claim to Statehood? on Floating Houses Designed For Low-Lying Countries · · Score: 1

    Really? What does "Claim to Statehood" actually mean to you when your house is now floating in the middle of Nowhere, Pacific Ocean. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure the commute to work just got more entertaining...

  7. Re:Oops ... on The Register Hacked · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Last time accepted submitter rjmx writes

    Fixed that for you... ;)

  8. Just imitiating Verizon. on Lightning Strike KOs Amazon, Microsoft EuroClouds · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see how it is. Verizon workers go on strike, MSFT and Amazon gotta call in for something strike-related that's bigger and flashier. Show-offs.

  9. I will complain! on 45,000 Verizon Workers On Strike Over New Contract · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone will hear about this, Verizon! I dema [Closing Link: tech.slashdot.com (Disconnected from server.)]

  10. HOW DARE THEY on Linux 3.0 Release Delayed · · Score: 4, Funny

    The shareholders will demand an answer for th ... wait.

  11. Re:What about winter? on Bill Clinton Says 'Paint Your Roofs White' · · Score: 1

    Unlikely that having a black roof actually helps out your house at all. Anecdotal evidence, having a black car in the winter never made it any easier to start, and the cab was never any warmer. However, having a black car in the summer? Much hotter in the cab.

    Also, aren't you neglecting snow as a factor? That tends to be pretty white anyway, and that naturally happens.

  12. Anecdotal Evidence on IT Night Shift Workers: Fat and Undersexed · · Score: 0

    My anecdotal evidence concurs. Working overnights fueled my divorce, furiously. I gained weight, more than I ever had before, even at my laziest. It wasn't worth doubling my income, not at all. It was a foolish move by a kid that didn't see past the dollar signs. Never again. Of course, I'm changing industries from Network Administration to Lab Science, should finish my coursework in about 2 more years, so I'll never have to worry about it again.

  13. Mutations on Homemade 'Mars In a Bottle' Tortures Bacteria · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new Mars-hardened bacterial overlords.

  14. Re:Best option on Microsoft's SkyDrive Drops Silverlight · · Score: 1

    stabbing their "Developers! Developers! Developers!" in the back

    They've simply updated their motto: "Die! Die! DIE!"

  15. Re:slashvertisement on Security Service Accidentally Makes Websites 60% Faster · · Score: 2

    Yo dawg, we heard you hate news about spam, so we put spam in your news so you can hate while you hate.

  16. Re:Torchlight on Ask Slashdot: Best Adventure Game To Start With? · · Score: 1

    Your sig is related to the topic at hand! Except it should have something about it being dimly lit by a monitor, where you're likely to be eaten by a Guru.

  17. Re:Zelda on Ask Slashdot: Best Adventure Game To Start With? · · Score: 0

    Yes, this. Zelda is a platform-maker, easily one of the most recognizable video game characters along with Mario and Sonic.

  18. Re:Day Of The Tentacle on Ask Slashdot: Best Adventure Game To Start With? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yikes. You know you're from the Internet, when you're hesitant to even Google that, to see if someone's being a wise-ass and recommending something sick or not...

  19. Re:Sounds familiar... on StarCraft 2: Heart of the Swarm Details Released · · Score: 1

    every surface chitinous, every hole infested

    Sounds like my ex-wife!

    Need. Mod points. +1 Funny.

  20. Wait, what? on Cleaning Up Japan's Radioactive Mess With Blue Goo · · Score: 5, Funny

    What? How will Repulsion Gel help us clean up Japan? It hardly worked at ALL for Aperture Labs.

  21. How do you steal moon rock? on NASA Sting Busts Woman Selling Purported Moon Rock · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you steal moon rock? I hear it's a great conductor for making Portals, though.

  22. More like... on Nintendo Pulls Dead Or Alive Over Porn Fears In EU · · Score: 2

    More like Dead on Arrival then?

  23. I for one... on Patriot Act Extension By Autopen Raises Questions for Congressman · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our new law-signing robotic overlords.

    ... I'm... I'm sorry.

  24. Re:Finally... on Steve Ballmer's Head On the Block? · · Score: 2

    That puts him more on the Rhinoceros category then, right?

  25. Neat! on PayPal Co-Founder Gives Out $100,000 To Not Go To College · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's forward thinking right there! Why beat the competition if you can pay them a pittance to fail outright early in life?