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  1. If... on China Blocks iTunes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you like iTunes and you are one of the billion people residing in China...

    This is kinda hypothetical, right?
    Cause... while I can't disregard the possibility of being a resident of China some day, my imagination falters at the idea of liking iTunes.

    Sorta like "...if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener...".
    While I can imagine changing my name to Oscar Mayer, I can't really see myself as a wiener.
    Well... the whole me, not just a part.

  2. Compared to abortions... or kids... or AIDS... on DNA Bar Coding Finds Mislabeled Sushi · · Score: 1

    Yes!

    Compared to say... Q-Tips... meeh.. not as much.

  3. Re:You know... Having some real statistics... on Japan Demands Probe of iPod Nano Flameouts · · Score: 1

    The APA Writing Style guidelines require citations, except for universally excepted facts and obvious knowledge. A good example would be, "the iPod far outsells the Zune" (no citation needed).

    Your logic amuses me greatly.

    You should have linked to the 8gb Zune, since that is the one that obviously copied the form factor of the old nano.

    Really? Wow! So like... everything compares in size to an iPod nano?
    Shit! And here all this time I thought they were all chasing the form factor of my old 256MB Captiva Chinese MP3 player.
    Cause... you know... it is older and smaller than several versions of iPods and Zunes.
    Why don't we make it a new measuring unit? 1 Captiva. XD

    OH, I see, so you want to do what we affectionately call "cherry pick" your data eh?

    Really? And here I thought I asked for sales numbers from a single vendor and market instead of wishful guessing of people that make said products.

    You should be a CEO.

    Finally! Something we both agree on.

    Finally, since you are demanding stats (when any free-thinking person on the planet not employed by Microsoft would just concede defeat already)

    ROFL!
    Wait... let me read that again...

    any free-thinking person on the planet not employed by Microsoft would just concede defeat already

    AHAHAHHAA... Oh.. god... please stop... No... Wait.. Don't.
    I haven't had this many LOLs in months.
    Concede defeat... LOL

    how about this one--one million 2nd Gen Zunes have sold since Nov. 2007 and what, about 12 million iPods have sold just in the past quarter? I'd provide stats, but like the APA suggests, no citation required.

    Coke is better than Pepsi. My dad is stronger than your dad. No citation required.

    It may be kind of a not fair of me sending you to gather pointless statistics, since you provide me with so much joy... aahh.. but what the hell.
    But I gotta admit - I never thought you were actually going to do it.
    I always did have too much faith in mankind.

  4. Parent post... on How Do I Prevent Lan Party Theft? · · Score: 1

    ...is about the only sensible advice on this thread.

  5. Re:You know... Having some real statistics... on Japan Demands Probe of iPod Nano Flameouts · · Score: 1

    The new Zune (that looks like the old nano) is $30 cheaper than an equivalent nano.

    I've linked what you wrote. "New Zune" and "old nano".

    So yeah, I went ahead and took your advice and went to Amazon.com for these prices.

    Hmm... Let... us... try... to... read... a... little... slower... since... we... are... having... some... problems... concentrating... on... long... sentences.

    Why don't YOU go and gather the statistics regarding iPod nano (4 and 8 GB) and Zunes 4 and 8 from... a what the hell, lets make it simple... from Amazon.

    Statistics. You know. Like numbers sold. NOT prices.
    Prices alone do not a useful sales statistic make.

    since the 80gb iPod DOES outsell the 80gb Zune

    given it is clear that nanos far outsell the cheaper Zune model.

    Given on what?
    See?
    THAT is why I said statistics.

    Also, that is why I said statistics regarding both products sold from a well stocked competitive vendor like Amazon.
    Not Apple's (worldwide and overblown) or Microsoft's ("US and Canada only" and overblown) figures.

  6. Wait till you get to 3.0.3. on Apple's IPhone 3G Firmware Update Bombs · · Score: 1

    It will probably randomly explode user's iPhones killing them in the process just because it can.

  7. Re:What an enchanted world you live in.... on Watchmen Delayed, Or Worse · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry about that -1 Stupid, but that "prequel" remark kinda knocked the civilized out of me for a moment.

  8. Re:You know... Having some real statistics... on Japan Demands Probe of iPod Nano Flameouts · · Score: 1

    Well... I was gonna ask you if you have any idea what "equivalent" means, but after rereading your post I realized that in your universe this looks exactly like this.

    Say what... Why don't YOU go and gather the statistics regarding iPod nano (4 and 8 GB) and Zunes 4 and 8 from... a what the hell, lets make it simple... from Amazon.
    When you get back with those we can continue to ask questions about our respective logic and intelligence.

    Naturally, all of the above does not in any way reduce the validity of a simple fact that cheap outsells cool. All the time.

  9. Also... on Hacker Uncovers Chinese Olympic Fraud · · Score: 1

    They will be legal to look at.

  10. You mean Foxed? on Watchmen Delayed, Or Worse · · Score: 1

    Sounds quite like Fox tactics to me...

  11. What an enchanted world you live in.... on Watchmen Delayed, Or Worse · · Score: 1

    Alan Moore decided that HE is not important or necessary to the production of any movie based on his works.
    You know... When he said repeatedly that he will have nothing with that.

    It's not the Watchmen, it's a original prequel to the watchmen writer with no input from the original author.

    Wait, what... What?
    Did you even see the trailer if nothing else?
    Last time I read the Watchmen, the glass palace on Mars was quite late in the book.

    And I guess that you think that Dave Gibbons is not an author since he only doodles some pictures here and there?
    People like you are the reason we need -1 Stupid moderation option.

  12. You know... Having some real statistics... on Japan Demands Probe of iPod Nano Flameouts · · Score: 1

    ... makes the jokes funnier.
    Like...
    "They've made 140 million of those things and they still can't get them right. Drumroll...

    But seriously...
    Despite the popular opinion there are quite a few Zunes out there. Even the brown ones.
    In fact brown Zune 30 was at the top of the Amazon's sales rank during the November of 2007 - because of the price drop.
    So, no matter what the herd think is cool, cheaper sells better.

    Oh and... No Zunes in Japan.
    Or anywhere outside North America.
    So I guess we'll have to wait with those statistics to determine which one is safer on a crowded Tokyo subway line.

  13. You are missing the point... on Leaping the Uncanny Valley · · Score: 1

    THAT demo is for presenting what their facial capture and animation system can do.

    You know... like taking a live actor, record his/hers performance WITHOUT adding any markers AND turning that video into a 3D animated face.
    No need for modeling. Just have the actor ACT and record that.

  14. Re:Simple solution... on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: 1

    Results 1 - 30 of about 226,000 for iPhone lock-up.
    Results 1 - 30 of about 149,000 for Nokia lock-up.

    Sounds to me like the interweb believes that Nokia is about 35.8% better.

  15. How about... on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: 1

    iPhoned?

  16. Hilariouser... on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: 1

    ...and hilariouser. XD

  17. Gotta love Apple fanboys... on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who else will mod you down for merely suggesting buying a product NOT made by Apple.

    Sacrilege! Blasphemy! Madness!

  18. Simple solution... on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Buy a Nokia.

  19. Quite... on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: 1

    When did you last time Apple something? Or iPoded/iTuned as song? Or iPhoned someone?

    Yet.. we Google all the time.
    I don't recall anyone Yahooing something even when that marketing campaign was at full speed.

    Google has outgrown the "household name" and has become a verb a few years back.
    Considering that the company didn't exist 10 years ago - THAT is something.

  20. Creativity and talent? No, not particularly... on LucasArts Embargoes "Clone Wars" Reviews · · Score: 1

    All Jedi must come to Corusant sooner or later.
    Have the entire planet, or just Jedi temple, covered with nanobots that block or disrupt their connection to the force.
    Kinda like Jedi-AIDS.

    Activate order 42. Which consists of turning on the nanobots via a wireless link of some kind (Activate the nanoclorian field!) and just shoot them all like they did in the movie anyway.

    Vader and Palpatine are covered cause they are the badguys, Luke and Leia are not born yet and Yoda might be able to find out at the last moment.
    Too late to save all the Jedi out there but just in time to save himself and Obi-Wan.
    Or they could just play Yoda and Obi-Wan as they did - "not enough gun" and fuckin' lucky.
    And they would even get to use the obligatory Cool Tech WordTM - nano.

    There... plausible Jedi demise.
    And that is just me... not a writer with like... writing school... college... or however they call that place where they learn how to write and be creative and stuff.

  21. Really? on Miyamoto 'Banned' From Talking About Hobbies · · Score: 5, Funny

    And here I thought that it is the next logical evolutionary step for the Wii.
    http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=227

  22. MILLLLLIONS!! on LucasArts Embargoes "Clone Wars" Reviews · · Score: 1

    Yeah sure...
    There is also certainly millions to be made in producing a action packed adventure series featuring heroes from religion A, while they fight and slaughter evildoers from religion B and promoting holy war between those two religions.
    Hint: Sell the movie to the followers of the religion A.

    It would make millions AND insult the followers of both religions. Epic WIN!

    Or are some things perhaps just bad taste?

  23. A long time ago... say around 2003 on LucasArts Embargoes "Clone Wars" Reviews · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...There were Clone Wars. Animated.
    Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky of the Dexter's Laboratory and Samurai Jack fame.

    And they were decently animated and had some good stories.
    The Lucas empire even dropped a more than a decent part of the prequel trilogy's story into those episodes.
    If you look at the duration of all three seasons you come up with about two films of about an hour+, or one of two hours+.
    Hell... General Grievous is one big WTF if you don't at least take a glance at the animated series.

    But I guess that was not good enough.
    Or translated from Lucaspeek - It was not a bunch of lifeless 3D rendered puppets, reimagined once again.

    What is the matter with Lucas?
    Is he really trying to degrade the franchise beyond the "meh" level?
    The entire Star Wars universe is slowly being turned into a "you know... that saga nobody really cares about any more, but once it was the best saga evah".

    For fucks sake, lay it off for a while.
    It is becoming embarrassing to say you actually enjoyed any of it. Ever.
    Like it is American Pie or some other endlessly sequelled gag-humor movie.

  24. LSD? on Digital Camera Powered By a Fuel Cell · · Score: 1

    We should petition Nikon to create and start producing cameras with displays based on the LSD technology.

    I have a feeling a move like that would revolutionize photography.

    Or better yet - LSD based optics. Instant surrealist photos.

  25. According to Yoda... on Watching China Turn Off the Pollution · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No reasonable person hates.