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How Do I Prevent Lan Party Theft?

DragonTHC writes "I'm thinking about hosting a lan party open to the public. I'm aiming for approximately 60 people to attend. I can handle all the logistics of operation. The only thing I can't wrap my head around is: how do I prevent theft at the lan party? Do I hire security guards? Do I need security cameras? I don't know the people who will attend, and I don't know if they're trustworthy enough to not steal other people's equipment. What do I do?"

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  1. Insurance? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Suppose somebody gets hurt? Are you ready to handle a big personal liability lawsuit?

    I would NOT do what you are describing.

    1. Re:Insurance? by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

      Solution: hold the party in your parent's basement.

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    2. Re:Insurance? by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

      Surely the OP's homeowners insurance would cover any liability he might have if someone should come down with an acute case of carpal tunnel.

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    3. Re:Insurance? by Kiffer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Suppose somebody gets hurt? Are you ready to handle a big personal liability lawsuit?

      I would NOT do what you are describing.

      That's really disappointing ... I've seen this argument stop lots of events from happening...
      Public Liability insurance is not expensive for this sort of affair...
      if you hold the event in a hotel or other such place then most straight forward issues could be covered by the hotels insurance...

      Also, 20178 is pretty low... so your probably old enough to have actual assets worth suing over, where as students and younger people aren't as big a target.
      No assets, no point suing.

    4. Re:Insurance? by Vellmont · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Suppose somebody gets hurt? Are you ready to handle a big personal liability lawsuit?


      Oh please. If you're constantly worried about being sued you might as well just never get out of bed in the morning.

      The reality here is this is a LAN party, not a frat-boy keg party. The risks are low.

      If you're really concerned about it, most homeowners policies have a personal liability coverage in them.

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    5. Re:Insurance? by Jinjuku · · Score: 0

      Have them sign a waiver of liability... Duh...

    6. Re:Insurance? by Scotteh · · Score: 1

      Have attendees sign a waiver?

    7. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Suppose somebody gets hurt? Are you ready to handle a big personal liability lawsuit?

      I would NOT do what you are describing.

      Not even trying to be funny but honestly, in no other country than USA would this be among the first things people think. I can't imagine that anyone in Finland would ever sue some organizer if they get hurt... Aside from it being clearly organizer's fault, such as letting toxic gas (not just farts) into the room. I mean... what? How do people even hurt themselves in lan parties?

      I'm not saying the parent didn't have a valid point. If this is in USA and people really do raise law suits as easily as the rest of the world claims they do... Sure, get some sort of insurance.

      But to thieving issue... Just tell people "Hey, if you have no friend here to watch your belongings and can't keep them safe yourself when sleeping, etc., you can leave the small valuables to me for a receipt.

      Can't imagine this being an issue, though. I've been on countless lan parties from a dozen people to five thousand people (Assembly 2003, 2004, 2005, 2008), often without knowing anyone and always leaving laptops and often more (still packaged graphics cards, etc.) and such on the tables. Nobody has ever stolen anything from me nor have I heard that anyone else has lost anything in any of the events I've been in...

      Have some trust in people. I know some would say "Yeah, you'll regret that trust when someone demands you two grands for that equipment someone stole from him" but seriously, guys:

      If you can't have enough faith in humanity to throw a lan party because you fear for all the items that could be stolen, accidents that could happen, insurances, law suits... Your attitude to life sucks.

    8. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose somebody gets hurt? Are you ready to handle a big personal liability lawsuit?

      I would NOT do what you are describing.

      That's right! Also don't invite anyone that you don't absolutely know and trust to your wedding/party/whatever.

      And don't go out at all. What if you did something and somebody got hurt?

      Best to just stay in bed this year.

    9. Re:Insurance? by neomagi · · Score: 1

      sad that liability is the first consideration that typically comes to mind. my suggestion is to have it in a country other than the US, that way you can have a good time. I am a US Citizen, but I detest how litigated everything has become with no one taking responsibility of her/his actions.

    10. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What about equipment damage? All around I would never allow 60 people I didn't know into my house, for any reason.

    11. Re:Insurance? by JustKidding · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It sort of depends on where he lives.

      Some people here actually don't live in the I'll-sue-your-pants-off US of A.

    12. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a US citizen, too. Furthermre I an offended by you saying how litigious everyone here is. You'll be hearing from my attorney. See you in court.

    13. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along that line, don't do it all yourself. It's great that you can handle logistics, but align with a local tech group - say a subset of your local LUG - and select a venue with a group that regularly handles public events, like your local YMCA.

      Or the Rotary club or whatever - you can be surprised; people nearing 50 like me grew up gaming and know what a LAN party is. Call around those groups and visit the odd city councilor asking for advice & who they think you should talk to next.

      If this is more of a Step3Profit! gig than HaveFunBreakEven, then connect with people who put together raves and indie concerts.

    14. Re:Insurance? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think you ought to underestimate the dangers of *E*X*T*R*E*M*E* *F*R*A*G*G*I*N*G*!!!!

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    15. Re:Insurance? by J4 · · Score: 1

      silly sig

    16. Re:Insurance? by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, the homeowner's policy will only cover liability on the property and I doubt they will host a 60 person LAN party in their house.

      What they would want is a PLUP - A personal liability umbrella policy. I got one for $1 million that costs under $80 a year. Plus it gave me a deduction on my car insurance.

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    17. Re:Insurance? by jmichaelg · · Score: 2, Informative

      >If you're really concerned about it, most homeowners policies have a personal liability coverage in them.
      Wrong.

      I run a business out of my house which entails some 30-40 people passing through each week. My homeowners insurance explicitly excludes home-run business liability. The insurance to cover those 30-40 people runs about $5,000 a year. I had to do quite a bit of looking before I was able to find a policy to cover those folks - most insurance companies passed. The high cost and lack of plentiful insurers says to me either people are scamming the insurance companies for this kind of risk or the risk is 5 times that of your house burning down.

    18. Re:Insurance? by Wokan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, if you have medical coverage, your insurance company will sue them to try to recoup as much of what little those suited bastards paid the hospital to begin with. Apparently, collecting your monthly insurance tithe isn't profitable enough. God forbid you should actually have to use your insurance.

      Oops. /rant

    19. Re:Insurance? by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      Simple. Just buy liability insurance (the price is offset if you decide to charge for entry.)

    20. Re:Insurance? by Thelasko · · Score: 5, Funny

      The reality here is this is a LAN party, not a frat-boy keg party. The risks are low.

      LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!!!!
      All of the equipment blows one of the fuses in the OP's antiquated household wiring. Anxious to get back to playing Counter-Strike, one of the guests uses a penny in place of a fuse.

      Do not panic, I am a fire marshal!

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    21. Re:Insurance? by ksd1337 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just don't invite Steve Ballmer, unless you plan on charging him for the chairs he destroys.

    22. Re:Insurance? by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Wow. That's the first time I ever saw UID used as an estimator of age. That's pretty entertaining. I guess it's more of a lower bound, but still....

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    23. Re:Insurance? by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly.

      Um, invite people you know? And if they steal from you, get better friends.

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    24. Re:Insurance? by camperslo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Solution: Assuming all guests are adults, consider having a "clothes off at the door" policy.
      That'll really make things difficult for thieves, and will weed out those wearing explosives too!

    25. Re:Insurance? by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      what were the dinosaurs REALLY like?

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    26. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh please. If you're constantly worried about being sued you might as well just never get out of bed in the morning.

      precisely why i don't get out of bed until well into the afternoon.

    27. Re:Insurance? by sterno · · Score: 1

      There is liability insurance for events such as this. It might be a little on the expensive side for a small event like this, but very likely worth it.

      As for the security, I would hire a security guard. At the least, having a guard at the door serves as a deterrent. Basically, keeping honest people honest. You also might want to have people sign a waiver that you don't take responsibility for any thefts. Get a lawyer to help you draft that. Well worth it.

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    28. Re:Insurance? by Sinkael · · Score: 1

      Libel?

    29. Re:Insurance? by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

      Our attitude towards life doesn't suck, it's just realistic.

    30. Re:Insurance? by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      such as letting toxic gas (not just farts)

      what, they don't have taco bell in Finland?

    31. Re:Insurance? by Atraxen · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, no, no.... He wants LOWER risk...! Have you been to a LAN party lately? Between that many PSU's and the lack of a shirt to hold in the BO, explosives are less of a risk than biowarfare.

      And no one wants a real-world Zerg rush on the nose.

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    32. Re:Insurance? by irishPete · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is slashdot - it IS his parent's basement.

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    33. Re:Insurance? by east+coast · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you can't have enough faith in humanity to throw a lan party because you fear for all the items that could be stolen, accidents that could happen, insurances, law suits... Your attitude to life sucks.

      Either that or you've had enough experience to not have faith in humanity...

      For instance, my car was recently rear-ended by a woman in an SUV in some heavy traffic while I was stopped. There was a chain reaction and I hit the car in front of me. The woman agreed that all damage was her fault so I decided that we could let the police report slide as no one was injured. That was all good and well until 8:30 the next morning when her insurance company had called me to tell me that she claimed I had hit the car in front of me prior to her hitting me. Granted, if you could see pictures of the damage to the front of my car you'd realize quickly that there is no way she could have seen the damage to the front end of my car. But now me and my insurance company are taking it to court. I think we have a solid case but still the paper work alone makes it worth the time to cover your ass. And if I do lose the case? My insurance company is going to be eating a bill they shouldn't have and I'm going to be out of my deductible.

      Faith in your fellow human is fantastic until some fucktard comes along and shows you that, yes Virgina, there are pricks in this world. And to think that this is a simple auto accident. Had there been an injury? God only knows what I'd be putting up with right now.

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    34. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope.

      Very few things causing people to smell bad if they remember to wash themselves properly, actually. Even pea soup and garlic are unpopular.

    35. Re:Insurance? by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not really accurate either. My Slashdot UID has been passed on for generations, and will continue to be passed on. I'm actually only 3 years old. Some families pass on the family name, we pass on the family Slashdot UID.

    36. Re:Insurance? by VeNoM0619 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you can't have enough faith in humanity to throw a lan party because you fear for all the items that could be stolen, accidents that could happen, insurances, law suits... Your attitude to life sucks.

      I guess its pre-emptive pessimism (new word?), because your attitude in life doesn't currently suck, if somebody steal a $2000 system your attitude WILL suck.

      But I personally find that outlook on life better: Go to a party expecting it to suck, when you are surprised and happy with the entertainment. You got more than you expected and a nice surprise. Expect a present to have coal in it, now you can be appreciative and happy when its a new video card for your PC. Didn't get what you want? So what, you knew it was gonna suck right, you can't be unhappy.

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    37. Re:Insurance? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      On the one hand, how old am I, considering my UID...?

      On the other hand, careful you don't mistake sigs for content...

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    38. Re:Insurance? by ferat · · Score: 5, Funny

      what were the dinosaurs REALLY like?

      "Barney" was frighteningly accurate.

    39. Re:Insurance? by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      In Ze USSA lawsuits aren't even as big an issue as most people think. The Courts throw 2/3 out and in most cases the people just throw it out their looking for easy cash. How can either side prove anything,? If there was a fight they need to sue the other party, if something is stolen and they were responsible for it they need to pursue theft, if they trip then its all witnesses and conjecture. It's all too vague. Most of these end in no money judgments. The whole fear of getting sued is just another manifestation of the "mean world" syndrome. The real problem is letting irrational fear keep you from meeting your neighbors or community.

    40. Re:Insurance? by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Insightful


      I run a business out of my house which entails some 30-40 people passing through each week.My homeowners insurance explicitly excludes home-run business liability.

      That's interesting, but irrelevant. The OP isn't hosting a business, so I don't really see how your situation applies.

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    41. Re:Insurance? by lastchance_000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts...

    42. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose somebody gets hurt? Are you ready to handle a big personal liability lawsuit?

      I would NOT do what you are describing

      simple..."Frag at your own risk"

    43. Re:Insurance? by Domini · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless your brother is already hosting his Obama-D&D session there...

    44. Re:Insurance? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      My Slashdot UID has been passed on for generations, and will continue to be passed on. I'm actually only 3 years old.

      Wow! There must be a wormhole nearby, and a pretty stable one at that. Imagine, an Ocampa on Slashdot.

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    45. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Can't imagine this being an issue, though. I've been on countless lan parties from a dozen people to five thousand people (Assembly 2003, 2004, 2005, 2008), often without knowing anyone and always leaving laptops and often more (still packaged graphics cards, etc.) and such on the tables. Nobody has ever stolen anything from me nor have I heard that anyone else has lost anything in any of the events I've been in...

      And I've held LAN events where items have been stolen each time. These events have been between 60-150 people. I think the issue is exactly as you say: people need to hold on to their stuff, and if they can't they need to give it to someone who can.

    46. Re:Insurance? by C-Shalom · · Score: 1

      IANAL but in Georgia a waiver isn't worth the paper it's printed on. You can't waive your rights before something happens. A number of other states also have similar laws or case law regarding this.

      Now making them sign a waiver to get out the door is another story.

    47. Re:Insurance? by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

      I was assuming he was going to charge participants.

    48. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      either you missed a number there, right next to that 3, or you shouldn't have been exposed to the slashdot o' doom yet.

      or you're one of those kiddy geniuses. genii?
      i, for one, do not welcome any kind of overlord i could throw with one hand.

    49. Re:Insurance? by Dmala · · Score: 5, Funny

      How do people even hurt themselves in lan parties?

      Have you *seen* some of the cooling systems on these custom rigs? You could easily get sucked into a CPU fan.

    50. Re:Insurance? by corbettw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      St. Paul wrote that "faith is the evidence of things unseen." Which, when it comes to the core goodness and decency of humanity, is entirely appropriate.

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    51. Re:Insurance? by Kiffer · · Score: 1

      I presume slashdot UIDs don't get recycled... Do they?

      If they don't then OP's account must be fairly old (checking old posts shows that by 1999 there are UIDs >30,000)... even if they were 15-16 at time of registration they would be ~25 now...
      Old enough to have a mortgage on a house...

    52. Re:Insurance? by Compulawyer · · Score: 1

      Younger than me, apparently.

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    53. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't forget sunglasses to combat the glare from all the pasty white flesh! ...and don't bother bringing a camera.

    54. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      do you graybeards have a script that scrapes slashdot for the string 'uid' in user comments? i honestly can't think of how else there's such a high correlation for all the 'uid' posts to garner so many old-timers.

    55. Re:Insurance? by ILuvRamen · · Score: 5, Informative

      what the hell. Put in the signup sheet that they sign that they agree you're not liable for injury or theft. Then have one or two people dedicated to walking around making sure people don't get a little too loud and aggressive after like 3 Bawls and also so that nobody steals anything. Also remind everyone to watch their own stuff and not leave it unattented. All of those things are standard LAN party practices.

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    56. Re:Insurance? by SuperQ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hah, It would be interesting to see how strong the age/uid correlation would be. I'm probably a hundred years old by slashdot standards.

    57. Re:Insurance? by JCSoRocks · · Score: 2, Funny

      ZOMG funniest thing I've ever read on here. only thing you left out was an awesome video link... Like this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_arzPICEA

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    58. Re:Insurance? by SuperQ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Exactly, when I used to host lan parties we had groups ranging from 20 people to 150 people. Theft was never a huge issue. Most people come with a group of 2-3 friends (larger if they're in clans) and simply "watch each others stuff". For larger parties, you might want to deal with the event staff at a hotel or something, they know a lot about taking care of that stuff.

      The big deal is power, for the larger parties we had to find a hotel or other event room with 3 phase power distribution (200+ amps) to handle all the machines.

    59. Re:Insurance? by Tetsujin · · Score: 5, Funny

      do you graybeards have a script that scrapes slashdot for the string 'uid' in user comments? i honestly can't think of how else there's such a high correlation for all the 'uid' posts to garner so many old-timers.

      Well, see, most of the younger crowd doesn't know this - but back in 1999, in response to the impending Y2K crisis, most slashdot users got neural jacks wired in to help with patching critical date-field-overflow issues. So most of the old-timers on Slashdot don't actually "read" things here, rather the postings are integrated into our overall consciousness as a background process.

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    60. Re:Insurance? by NaDrew · · Score: 4, Funny

      what, they don't have taco bell in Finland?

      In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell.

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    61. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally true! I open a new account every now and then, just to increase my longevity.

    62. Re:Insurance? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You mean I can sue for getting blown to pieces repeatedly? Sweet!

    63. Re:Insurance? by Surt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's just statistics. There are probably 30K active accounts with UIDs low enough to qualify as 'graybeards'. If even one sees the comment, you get a satisfactory reply. Also, most people have the filter set to promote comments from long term users, so again, once you get one low uid post, you drastically increase the odds of getting another.

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    64. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good god what a hideous sight !!! We're talking about people who would attend a LAN party, not the USC Women's volleyball team.

    65. Re:Insurance? by Kiffer · · Score: 1

      Even if he was charging I don't think that it would work out the same way...

      Take a look at this insurer for example...

      http://www.sadlersports.com/specialeventinsurance/index.html

      if you can insure 1,500 people at a single day event for $383 then you can insure 60 people at a lan party for less... probably not much less as but even at $200 for the event you would just need to charge and additional $3.5 to each person to cover it...

      Hell go for the 1,500 people policy, it covers "Weddings And Receptions, Trade Shows, Concerts, Dances, Festivals, Conventions, Meetings, Graduations, etc." it would work out at $6.5 per person...

      1500 People DANCING! at a wedding with booze, that's got to be at least as dangerous as a LAN, with 60 people sitting in chairs, banging on keyboards.

    66. Re:Insurance? by BootNinja · · Score: 1

      If you had called the police out, they probably would've cited you liable for the car you hit because you didn't maintain sufficient distance to prevent the collision. At least, that's the way it works where I live.

    67. Re:Insurance? by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Like all Slashdot readers, I possess preternatural intelligence, and I have been blessed with unlimited knowledge from birth on a wide variety of topics, many of which were unknown to anyone else at the time. I'm also irresistible to women and, although only 3 years old, already possess incredible cynicism and am nostalgic for a time decades before I was born.

      Because of this, like all Slashdot readers, I am able to provide opinions and factual information on virtually any topic posted here. Our information is always more accurate and reliable than the article, and all Slashdot readers are absolutely correct in everything they post, even when they contradict each other.

      If you need any proof of these extraordinary claims, just browse any article here on Slashdot. The politics section is particularly good for this.

    68. Re:Insurance? by Bake · · Score: 1

      So at what point does one become an official graybeard?

      3 digit uid? 4 digit? a low 5 digit one?

    69. Re:Insurance? by OneEyedJack · · Score: 1

      It is true!

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    70. Re:Insurance? by Dead_Smiley · · Score: 1

      what were the dinosaurs REALLY like?

      "Barney" was frighteningly accurate.

      Wow! Finally... someone that is older than ME!

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    71. Re:Insurance? by Intron · · Score: 4, Funny

      A related exercise is: with over 1.2M slashdot UIDs issued over a period of 11 years, how many of those users are deceased? The worldwide mortality rate of 9.5/100,000/year suggests about 600 UIDs are "pushing up vaxes". Come to think of it, I haven't been attacked by some of my foes in a while.

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    72. Re:Insurance? by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 1
      Wow. That's the first time I ever saw UID used as an estimator of age. That's pretty entertaining. I guess it's more of a lower bound, but still....

      What was that, Sonny?

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    73. Re:Insurance? by UltraAyla · · Score: 1

      Obama-LARPing?

    74. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't count on it...

      bad puns abound...

    75. Re:Insurance? by bob_herrick · · Score: 4, Informative

      The comprehensive personal liability insurance coverage part of a typical homeowners policy (and similar condo owners and renters policies) would cover this situation provided it is not a business exposure. It probably is ok to pass the hat to cover actual expenses, but if this is intended as a

      1. Get equipment
      2. Invite lots of friends
      3. Charge them money
      ...
      ?? Profit!

      sort of venture, particularly if it is going to happen more than once, you might need a small business policy. Call your insurance agent or broker.

      Disclaimer: IAAIA (am an insurance agent) but PLEASE don't call me!

    76. Re:Insurance? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that's the case, contrary to popular belief, Europeans steal as frequently as Americans do. And I'd be surprised if that were just limited to the US and EU, I'd suspect that other parts of the world have those issues as well, if not worse.

      There's absolutely no way in hell that I'd leave things sitting out there, which coincidentally is my attitude when not abroad.

      I cannot imagine that outside of small communities where everybody knows everybody else, anywhere in the world, that it's not a realistic concern.

      As for being sued, we hardly have the market cornered on frivolous lawsuits. I mean just look at some of the suits that have been filed abroad.

    77. Re:Insurance? by modecx · · Score: 1

      So, how'd that Quizno's gig work out?

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    78. Re:Insurance? by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

      By the way, such insurance probably does not cover the property of others on your premises; that is their responsibility. It would cover your legal liablity for bodily injury and certain kinds of property damage (but not this kind).

    79. Re:Insurance? by BrandonBlizard · · Score: 1

      I wish i could still get props for my 6 digit icq number... goddam aim

    80. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the best burger you'll ever taste is from the sewers and made out of rats.

    81. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Have it at a hotel.

    82. Re:Insurance? by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

      Actually (and it has been a long time since I worked in the trenches of personal insurance) it is common for personal insurance policies to be endorsed for special events, such as weddings, birthday parties and the like, that take place away from the home. Most comprehensive personal liability policies cover a wide geographic area (US or worldwide being common iirc), and the principal reason for the endorsement is to show the owner of the site that there is insurance.

      An umbrella is a good idea, too, but try buying one without having a homerowners policy (or its equivalent) or, for that matter, automobile insurance.

    83. Re:Insurance? by dpryan · · Score: 1

      In many cities the police won't respond to an accident unless someone is injured. This is why getting the contact info of any witnesses is so important.

    84. Re:Insurance? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Certainly the majority of people are decent, no doubt, it's just the small percentage that can really drag a person down who takes things on good faith. Considering how much damage a jerk off and a lawyer can do to another person it's only good sense to cover your bases.

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    85. Re:Insurance? by Lershac · · Score: 1

      hush up sonny

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    86. Re:Insurance? by brkello · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is the first thing people think on Slashdot. I don't think it is the first thing that would come to most American's minds.

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    87. Re:Insurance? by bigredradio · · Score: 1

      Why would they want to hold the party in their bedroom?

    88. Re:Insurance? by gonzo67 · · Score: 2, Informative

      He stated he was stopped. Without knowing the car he was driving and the type of SUV, I can only guess....but reasonable distance between stopped vehicles is less than the distance a heavy SUV at speed can push first vehicle into the one in front.

      Having been in this situation many years ago and the police were standing right there when it happened (because they had stopped traffic on the I5 in LA), the person who hit me was cited...and while the person in the very front of the 6 car chain reaction (my car was totaled as was the one that hit me), she was trying to sue any one for money...her car had a scratch on the bumper, the rest had various levels of damage from me (total) to crease in the rear bumper (second from front), so she was told to go pound sand by my insurance company.

      Bottomline...ALWAYS call the police when in an accident if you are not at fault. If you are at fault, you do not want the police to muddy your story later with facts.

    89. Re:Insurance? by kju · · Score: 4, Interesting

      do you graybeards have a script that scrapes slashdot for the string 'uid' in user comments?

      No. It may sound incredible but there are people who are still reading slashdot even after that many years.

    90. Re:Insurance? by huskerdoo · · Score: 1

      It isn't just the US where people have to think of public liability lawsuits...

      When I was in Australia a few years ago, talk of the cost of public liability insurance was big. I don't know if they sorted it out but many common events were being canceled because they couldn't afford liability insurance.

      This reflects what I would hear on the radio:
      http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/8.30/lawrpt/stories/s484976.htm

    91. Re:Insurance? by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

      Fundamentalists, eh? Prepared for the schism when the Internet stops the practice of Slashdot?

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    92. Re:Insurance? by KGIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think that liability insurance shouldn't be a deterrent but, AFAIK, those little 'anti-liability' sheets you sign never actually hold up in court. It is sort of like how having a "Beware of Dog" sign makes it more likely that you'll be successfully sued should your dog cause harm to someone. If you've put the sign out it means that you knew that the dog was a danger.

      IANAL though but giving out a generic form would likely lessen the chances of people actually believing they can sue should something untoward happen. I don't think that they mean much more than that in reality.

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    93. Re:Insurance? by bigredradio · · Score: 1

      I just wonder how much money you can get for a 2,3, or 4 digit UID on ebay? Mine is not worth much, but you could make a few bucks.

    94. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing. I live in Norway, and have been to several public LAN parties in my time. The kind of people that these parties attract are well mannered.

      Hell, we even had some guys from our class organize a LAN party in our school gym-hall.

      Just tell your attendants to take good care of their small values, which after all are the things that are easiest to steal.

      Also, encourage people to look after eachother. You see a complete stranger that clearly doesn't own the laptop next to you scooping it up and leaving you're going to ask him out right?

    95. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh Yeah!?!?! Fuck You! :-).

    96. Re:Insurance? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      No it's not. Maybe he inherited the number from a parent or kindly aunt or uncle? Down with UID discrimination!

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    97. Re:Insurance? by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

      The grandparent's point was essentially:

      If you don't do the things you want to do in life because you're afraid some jerk might come along and mess something up, then your attitude toward life sucks.

      Then you reply with one example of where you encountered a jerk in life. I don't think this is really relevant; surely the grandparent's point was not built upon the axiom "there are no jerks in the world." He's not saying avoiding-doing-what-you-want for-fear-of-jerks is stupid because there are no such thing as jerks, but because you should try not to let the existence of jerks wield a huge influence over your life, if you can avoid it.

      What lesson would you propose we take from your car accident? I suppose things might have gone differently had you insisted upon a police report, but just like she lied the next day, she could have lied by the time a cop got there. [Incidentally, what about the person your car ended up hitting, don't you have their contact info, and can't they serve as a witness?] Anyone could be a jerk and lie about a car accident, but would you propose arranging your life so you never have to drive again to avoid this possibility?

      I'm not one for a "turning the other cheek" attitude to putting up with jerks; I think we need to do everything we can not to let jerks get way with treating people like crap, and I applaud you for standing up for what's right in court. But at the same time, when lacking prior knowledge of who's a jerk and who's not, we should give people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to trust, especially if it will have a big influence on how we lead our lives. That is, I'm not saying "trust everyone and leave your wallet sitting out in a public park all afternoon," because seriously, there's a high risk of somebody taking it and there's low benefit to leaving it there. But if you're not living your life the way you want to as a precaution against anything bad ever happening, you're just exchanging the possibility of a bad thing happening for the certainty of the bad thing that is your failure to live your life.

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    98. Re:Insurance? by Pwnshop · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I'm not deceased but I wanna find out what my UID is now lol so here is a witty reply to your comment.

    99. Re:Insurance? by Renderer+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Funny

      Forget all that. What the submitter needs is a scientific method to screen the attendees to find out whether they're trustworthy. It can be a brief multiple choice survey.

      Question: You down with OPP?
       
      A: Yeah you know me.
      B: What's OPP?
      C: Prefer not to answer.

    100. Re:Insurance? by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 1

      I thought they were Carls Jr.

    101. Re:Insurance? by praxis · · Score: 1

      So, what's sufficient distance? For example, say 100 feet? A 2 ton SUV is more than enough force moving at 30 mph to get a car it hits to roll 100 feet, especially since it's hard to keep your foot on the break when being jostled from that force hitting your car. So, with a hill, I'd say you need to stop before the crest to avoid hitting the car in front of you, oh maybe 1/4 mile from the crest to be safe.

      Good lord, that's just stupid!

    102. Re:Insurance? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Heh.

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    103. Re:Insurance? by aplusjimages · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude you should have seen the last Rockband party we had. The guys house burnt down and I ended up with hepatitis c. But we unlocked that Gold Artist achievement.

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    104. Re:Insurance? by dreddnott · · Score: 1

      I'll give you props. When I signed up *in 1998* I ended up with an early 8-digit number.

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    105. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how many of those users are deceased?

      I, anonymous coward, for one. At least I hear anonymity/privacy is dead.

    106. Re:Insurance? by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, he said he had the logistics all worked out. Author didn't ask how to protect against the threat of thievery by Lawyers, but instead asked how to stop thievery of computer equipment by participants.

      Security cameras. good.

      Maybe a security deposit to participate. Requirement for participants to show a government-issued picture id, have someone validate it for admittance, and take a picture of the ID and the person before allowing them in.

      Have a check-in station at the door. Every participant is going to provide the serial numbers of each piece of electronics they bring in, and your event staff will place a difficult-to-counterfeit RFID tag on each properly checked piece.

      They will sign an agreement agreeing to a special checkout process before being allowed to leave.

      Anyone who does not cooperate with special checkout process properly forfeits their deposit.

      The checkout procedure is to inspect all bags, luggage, etc, and any equipment they are carrying.

      Any electronic device that does not have a tamper-resistant RFID sticker on it is forfeit, until the database of serial numbers can be examined to determine the owner.

      If the owner is found to be another participant, or the serial number on the equipment has been tampered with, the police are called.

      If the item was not properly checked in, then the person is allowed to leave with it.

      Have plenty of security cameras (both visible and hidden)

      Make sure there is no place to dispose of a RFID tag illicitly removed.

      Provide participants some method of locking up their equipment; I.E. cable locks, or some kind of locker/lock box, each participant gets a key to.

      OTOH, uber-security may actually result in attempts at thievery, just to prove it can be done ("now it's a challenge").

    107. Re:Insurance? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Having a low id on Slashdot does NOT make someone a graybeard.

      If you ever whistled into a phone because you didn't have a terminal and wanted to get SOME sort of reaction out of the 300 baud modem listening at the other end, then MAYBE you are old enough to have a graybeard as an uncle or older brother.

      If you remember saving up to afford a wire-wrap tool, MAYBE you are old enough to be a graybeard.

      If you've punched code out on 80 column punched cards, MAYBE you are old enough to be a graybeard.

      Being some kid who 'got on Slashdot early' in 1998 does NOT make you a graybeard.

    108. Re:Insurance? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some families pass on the family name, we pass on the family Slashdot UID.

      Oh please. Until evolution cooks up chicks that are turned on by Starfleet Away-Team gear, we all know there is only going to be one generation of Slashdotters.

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    109. Re:Insurance? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The better question is, "what's the lowest Slashdot ID that you ditched and moved on from."

      I can't remember, nor can I remember how many accounts I've created here. At least a dozen. Almost all of them had +1 karma when I ditched them. NONE of them had been modded down to -1.

      You get sick of the way people stalk your accounts like dogs sniffing butts, so you ditch the account, take a little time off, and come back with a new one. I mean, I can't imagine what a dull life it would be still having my first ID here...

      I guess some people think that's cool or something, though.

    110. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut it, gramps.

    111. Re:Insurance? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      You become an official graybeard when you learn PDP-11 Assembly Language.

      I mean, let's get away from the idea that anything about Slashdot is old.

      How long have you been posting on Usenet?

      Did you get a Usenet feed on one of your local BBSes?

    112. Re:Insurance? by alxkit · · Score: 0

      lets go blow this guy AWAY.

    113. Re:Insurance? by joggle · · Score: 1

      That could be the next slashdot poll, an actual survey:

      What's your status?

      a) Single
      b) Married
      c) Divorced
      d) Divorced x2
      e) Divorced x3
      f) Widow/widower
      g) Deceased

      Be interesting to see how many people would vote themselves as being ghosts.

    114. Re:Insurance? by kwabbles · · Score: 1

      That's the first time I ever saw UID used as an estimator of age.

      That's the first time I've seen age as an estimator of assets.

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    115. Re:Insurance? by v1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I thought we could just easily go by the length of the user name, but what would I know?

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    116. Re:Insurance? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Wait, you actually READ ?

      It is madness!

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    117. Re:Insurance? by stmfreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course not, your UID is too damn high.

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    118. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the fear comes from the fact that if people get hurt in the US, they don't have a healthcare system that will cover them.
      Every other first-world country has universal healthcare.

    119. Re:Insurance? by leathered · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good idea until the Goatse man turns up, he's got plenty of space to hide stolen goods.

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    120. Re:Insurance? by petermgreen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      indeed if you are going to host a nontrivial sized lan party (more than about 10 participants) power arangements are going to be a big deal. If you allow 2A at 240V (4A at 120V) per participant and you have 60 participants that is 120A at 240V you need to find. A normal domestic service simply will not supply that. Depending on what power is availible at the venue you may need to hire a sizeable generator.

      and when you have found that you will need to work out how you are going to distribute it safely and effectively. And you need to pay particular attention to earthing arragements too as those PCs are going to have quite high eath leakage.

      If you are running a nontrivial sized lan party in a location that does not have fixed wiring intended for large numbers of PCs a local electrician who understands both event supplies and large computer installations.

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    121. Re:Insurance? by repvik · · Score: 1

      We don't need no newfangled script! ;)
      And... "Old-timer"? I was frequenting a year or two before I signed up, and I'm not that old.

    122. Re:Insurance? by Quarters · · Score: 1

      >> No assets, no point suing. Right, because no one has ever had a court mandated garnishment of their wages until such a time as a debt was repaid in full.

    123. Re:Insurance? by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 1

      >>I mean... what? How do people even hurt themselves in lan parties?

      Flying Wiimote of doom.

    124. Re:Insurance? by GXTi · · Score: 1

      Power distribution is a fun problem to have. It's surprising how much cable costs when it has to carry 200 amps.

    125. Re:Insurance? by awrowe · · Score: 1

      Does it give you an $80 deduction?

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    126. Re:Insurance? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Ever seen those videos of many car pile-ups? The last person I want to be, on this planet, is probably not this but this is the close second or third, is the one that is the very LAST person to hit the people in front of them because, by default, you're generally liable if you hit someone behind the B-Pillar.

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    127. Re:Insurance? by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      Hurt? What if someone gets...FRAGGED?! (CHAN!) You definitely want an insurance for that too!
      Be sure to only allow cooperative games without friendly fire!

    128. Re:Insurance? by pbhj · · Score: 1

      40 people in a house = damage

      That damage may be to persons or property. Even if it's the church women's knitting group someone will spill hot tea on their doilies [that's got to be a euphemism for something]. If there's insurance, they'll sue.

      Nice lacy doilies ain't cheap!

    129. Re:Insurance? by inhuman_4 · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our low slashdot UID overlords.

    130. Re:Insurance? by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      Yah, my brother was in a similar type accident. Everyone was fine, barely a scrape on a bumper. Police show up and 15 minutes later my brother sees the other guys on a stretcher. He asks the cop to watch for insurance fraud. Cop replies, "No kidding. I've got two ambulances and $15 worth of touch up paint. We'll make a note."

      Nothing came of it.

    131. Re:Insurance? by oatworm · · Score: 4, Funny

      THIS IS SLASHDOT!!!

    132. Re:Insurance? by pbhj · · Score: 1

      If you need a business policy then the party is probably a zoning violation (aka "contravenes planning law"). If you're noisy and the police come that's double jeopardy.

    133. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be the one in that E*Trade commercial!

    134. Re:Insurance? by IceFox · · Score: 1

      Was the deduction more then $80?

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    135. Re:Insurance? by oatworm · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't invite 60 people into my house, either, but that's because it's 1000 square feet. There would be people gaming from the bathtub and/or the toilet or something.

    136. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even trying to be funny but honestly, in no other country than USA would this be among the first things people think.

      Have you been to the UK lately?

      14 elderly card players (who know each other and have played cards together for 10 years) are asked to pay 250 pounds annually for insurance.

      Yes, elderly card players. You know how violent that can get.

      It's not a question of attitude to life, it's a question of the nanny state (and judges and lawyers) taking away all sense of personal responsibility.

      However, if YOU were sued with of these ridiculous lawsuits, and lost a huge pile of money, you would probably have the same attitude.

    137. Re:Insurance? by davolfman · · Score: 1

      Actually in all seriousness that works very well. Me and my friends did it all the time in high school. Sure the scale was smaller, but we actually knew the people we were fragging.

    138. Re:Insurance? by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      Good lord, that's just stupid!

      That's the law for you.

    139. Re:Insurance? by Slurpee · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Hah, It would be interesting to see how strong the age/uid correlation would be. I'm probably a hundred years old by slashdot standards.

      At a guess - you got an ID in the first week or so that Slashdot had them. Perhaps even the first day. This means you had access to the internet during the day. And had plenty of time. You were at Uni (college). Say 19 years old.

      add 10 years - at a guess - 29 years old now?

      Am I close?

    140. Re:Insurance? by ferat · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, I mostly just lurk. I feel obligated to post when people make funny comments about low UIDs.

      This is generally followed by the people with two digits mocking me for creating my account after class rather than before.

    141. Re:Insurance? by Slurpee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hah, It would be interesting to see how strong the age/uid correlation would be. I'm probably a hundred years old by slashdot standards.

      At a guess - you got an ID in the first week or so that Slashdot had them. Perhaps even the first day. This means you had access to the internet during the day. And had plenty of time. So - perhaps you were at Uni (college). Say 19 years old.

      add 10 years - at a guess - 29 years old now?

      Am I close?

    142. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend of mine saw a car crashed and slowly submerging into water. He pulled over to see if he could help (he has a large pickup truck with a wench), and as he's down there looking for the driver, someone runs up and steals his truck. People are stupid sometimes.

      By that same token, that doesn't mean all the time.

    143. Re:Insurance? by camperslo · · Score: 1

      And no one wants a real-world Zerg rush on the nose.

      Zerg detection, possibly another aspect of The Hidden Power of Scent??

      Best to keep an authorized-beast-list at the door. Clothing won't help when a scent is just more than a shirt can contain.

    144. Re:Insurance? by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      OP should rent a place to do this. why the hell would anyone want 60 strange gamers in their home is beyond me.

      charge by the head to cover rental costs, network/power gear

      also, snacks...or tell them to bring their own.

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    145. Re:Insurance? by amohat · · Score: 1

      No faith in humanity?

      heh, and yet folks are still trying to ride that god train based on far less than your fellow humans offers up every day.

      Logic dictates you forsake gods and worship humans?

    146. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reality here is this is a LAN party, not a frat-boy keg party. The risks are low.

      The "risks are low"? Obviously you've never seen the look on a mothers face when she walks in on her 14-year old daughter during her cupchicks initiation. She's ready to sue the coaxial manufacturer that carried that electronic filth into the LAN party. You're merely a speed bump in the liability train.

    147. Re:Insurance? by amohat · · Score: 1

      Plus most americans have never sued anyone, ever.

      Also most lawsuits brought by common folk are not frivolous at all. Go to a local small claims court for the day for proof.

      Last, thank god for at least the promise of legal recourse. Many good things about the US have come about due to lawsuits. Without it, we would have to resort to violence instead, right?

    148. Re:Insurance? by MageWyn · · Score: 1

      Damn... How old am I then?

    149. Re:Insurance? by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      I used to be able to whistle 110 baud. Get off my lawn!

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    150. Re:Insurance? by danudwary · · Score: 1

      No, the McCain supporters LARP.

    151. Re:Insurance? by Superdarion · · Score: 1

      At least in Mexico, most household insurances cover for the loss of items inside the premises, even if they're not yours. In the US, a friend of mine once told me he was claiming a Laptop that he lent to his friend and was stolen from his friend's house. The claim was being done thru my friend's friend's insurance.

    152. Re:Insurance? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pffft, unless you were crawled out of the sea bashing two vacuum tubes together then you are not a greybeard.

    153. Re:Insurance? by MasterC · · Score: 1

      Go to a party expecting it to suck, when you are surprised and happy with the entertainment.

      From Dodgeball

      I guess if the going never got tough, a guy would never have anything to regret for the rest of this life. -- Lance Armstrong

      Or something like that (going from memory).

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    154. Re:Insurance? by compro01 · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you have not found any, you are not looking in the right places.

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    155. Re:Insurance? by danomac · · Score: 1

      The reality here is this is a LAN party, not a frat-boy keg party. The risks are low.

      Ahh, but what if you have one of these things on each desk? Fragging takes on a new meaning!

    156. Re:Insurance? by Edward+Teach · · Score: 1

      You're beard turns gray, like mine.

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    157. Re:Insurance? by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      Exactly... For the year 2000 we held a street party, which obviously involves lots of alcohol, and involved fireworks etc. My family held it, and we paid for the public liability insurance, and it was only a couple of hundred dollars for an event like that, so one would guess a Lan party might be even cheaper.

    158. Re:Insurance? by horza · · Score: 1

      I had the same thing. I let the woman drive away without calling the police, and even without her number as she told me without her glasses she was completely blind and unable to read or write. I gave her mine to call me so we could resolve things amicably. And the middle-class snotty Mercedes-driving woman that had inexplicably side-swiped my car subsequently claimed I had turned into HER and my rear door had damaged the front of her car. Despite it took me giving the license plate to the police to track her down and a witness statement (discounted because I said I knew the person) I was held 50% responsible. Crazy. Actually I've worse stories here in France but I don't want to depress you. I think we've moved into an age where people are either obsessed with easy money or with avoiding personal responsibility. Continue to have your faith in humanity, but those that abuse it have to be taken down with extreme prejudice. If she is fighting dirty, give your lawyer a blank cheque and tell him do to whatever it takes, and follow his advice even if you have to play dirty. You won't regret it.

      Phillip.

    159. Re:Insurance? by sphealey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tasty.

      sPh

    160. Re:Insurance? by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's from Hebrews, so while Paul is a good guess, there's actually no verifiable attribution of the quote "... faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things unseen."

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    161. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solution: hold the party in your parent's basement.

      You mean in my room?

    162. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."

      - Groucho

    163. Re:Insurance? by jasper · · Score: 1

      To bring this thread further off topic.. how many gray hairs in your beard do you need before it becomes a literal "graybeard"?

      I discovered I had exactly 2 gray beard hairs a few months ago, was pretty excited! Gives me another credential for using at my site as the older and experienced guy... even though my coworkers are the same age as me? Being the only Unix admin helps of course too.

    164. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This thread is useless without pics. So here you go, the essence of:

      =O=

    165. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? In most places, if you rear-end the car in front of you for any reason, even if you were rear-ended to cause it, you're still at fault. You should have left more distance between you and the car in front of you. This is why you're supposed to be able to see the tires of the vehicle in front of you meeting the ground as a general rule for safe stopping distance.

    166. Re:Insurance? by Ambiguous+Puzuma · · Score: 1

      I'm a 10th level U.S. Senator!

    167. Re:Insurance? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      No, they don't. But I think Taco should delete all accounts that have been inactive for ~2 years and collapse the UIDs to fill the gaps. We could make it a /. holiday.

      But then again, this isn't my site.

    168. Re:Insurance? by mxs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe a security deposit to participate. Requirement for participants to show a government-issued picture id, have someone validate it for admittance, and take a picture of the ID and the person before allowing them in.

      Have a check-in station at the door. Every participant is going to provide the serial numbers of each piece of electronics they bring in, and your event staff will place a difficult-to-counterfeit RFID tag on each properly checked piece.

      Next, watch people not come to your party. It turns out they don't LIKE being treated as criminals. It turns out that serial numbers of stuff is not that easy to figure out, and no other party will require it. It turns out that RFID tags and -equipment are kinda pricey and do jack shit for stuff that's in bags or backpacks (say ... a laptop). Want to stripsearch participants too ? Put every bag through airport-security like scanners ?

      They will sign an agreement agreeing to a special checkout process before being allowed to leave.

      Anyone who does not cooperate with special checkout process properly forfeits their deposit.

      Unless that deposit is > the price of the stuff you are about to steal ... Big whoopdiwoop. Nobody is gonna post a $2000 security-deposit. Cleaning deposits are probably a good idea though.

      The checkout procedure is to inspect all bags, luggage, etc, and any equipment they are carrying.

      Any electronic device that does not have a tamper-resistant RFID sticker on it is forfeit, until the database of serial numbers can be examined to determine the owner.

      At this point, you are just asking for a jam at the checkout lines. You'll need dozens of people manning them at any party exceeding 300 people to get at least a semblance of movement. Stuff will go wrong, your gear WILL break at the most misopportune times, power of the database machine will go out for some reason or other, etc, people WILL want to get (the fuck) out to catch their train/bus/mommy riding them home, etc.

      You simply can't search all bags and crates of stuff. You can check some of the big stuff, and usually your budget will not be enough to cover lots and lots of glitzy equipment.

      If the owner is found to be another participant, or the serial number on the equipment has been tampered with, the police are called.

      If the item was not properly checked in, then the person is allowed to leave with it.

      Have plenty of security cameras (both visible and hidden)

      Let's keep in mind the OP asked about a lanparty for 60 people. I would assume those 60 people don't want to pay $150 each just so you can buy lots and lots of security cameras. They also might not love the idea of being filmed while sleeping.

      Make sure there is no place to dispose of a RFID tag illicitly removed.

      What, "don't provide trashcans" ? At a LAN-Party ? Are you nuts ?

      Provide participants some method of locking up their equipment; I.E. cable locks, or some kind of locker/lock box, each participant gets a key to.

      This is a good idea (tm). Check in your equipment when you go away/go to sleep, check it out again when you come back.

      OTOH, uber-security may actually result in attempts at thievery, just to prove it can be done ("now it's a challenge").

      It not just results in such attempts, it'll also result in pissed-off guests (long, long waiting times, being treated like a criminal, etc.), lots of blown money on the semblance of security -- which can still be beaten by a determined criminal (RFIDs have to be removable, and there is really nothing preventing you from removing RFIDs in a dimly lit hall of hundreds of people or in the "privacy" of your clan/guild/etc. There are lots of places to hide stuff. Usually you'll HAVE to have fire-exits open, even if they are not a designated exit.

    169. Re:Insurance? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      You also lose for not getting exactly 1,000,000.

    170. Re:Insurance? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that's the case, contrary to popular belief, Europeans steal as frequently as Americans do. And I'd be surprised if that were just limited to the US and EU, I'd suspect that other parts of the world have those issues as well, if not worse.

      I live a day's drive from the US federal capital (yet I am not in the US) in a 2 million people city, almost downtown.

      Some years ago, I had some guests from Boston; we were walking home at around 3 in the morning, and we passed through the nearby farmer's market where the produce sellers, at night, merely put a tarpaulin on top of their veggies.

      The americans just could not believe their eyes (and that we could walk that late without being mugged). Yet, the area is one of the poorest in the country.

      Not everybody is a thief like americans are. Or Europeans, for that matter.

    171. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      St. Alia, is that you?

    172. Re:Insurance? by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      We all saw how far a 10th level US Senator goes.

    173. Re:Insurance? by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Umbrella liability policies usually require underlying Primary insurance (such as the homeowner's) or have a high deductible when there is no underlying policy in place -- usually $10,000. This is still far better than nothing, but there is another option.

      Trade shows with exhibitors make the exhibitors provide proof of their own liability insurance, or point them to their preferred agent who will sell them the correct limit (usually $1m, but that is a trade show, not a LAN party) for somewhere around $75. I have to imagine (though I cannot check right now) that it would be lunch money for something more appropriate like $100,000 in limits per person. Maybe lunch-and-a-movie money.

      Note that you DO NOT need to check if the "proof" is in fact valid -- it is not reasonable to check up on each and every person's Certificate of Insurance. If some of your attendees prefer to fabricate them rather than paying the cost of three Bawls, and shit happens, on their own heads be it.

      I am an insurance agent, but I do not deal in per-event liability policies such as these. I just know they exist because every time I am asked to provide a certificate for a trade show, they are offered for exhibitors who do not have insurance in place.

      Mal-2

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    174. Re:Insurance? by Joseph+Vigneau · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think it took a good amount of time to exhaust the 3-digit UIDs, more than most people probably think. Same with 4-digit. Slashdot wasn't exactly an overnight sensation...

    175. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt Motherfucker!

    176. Re:Insurance? by chunk08 · · Score: 1

      Who is beard turns gray?

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    177. Re:Insurance? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's OPP?

    178. Re:Insurance? by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Well, it's all based on actuarial categories, so elderly card players fall into one of two actuarial categories: elderly meetings, and card players. With the possible involvement of loan sharks and people being under stress from risking large amounts of money, card games are probably a fairly high risk actuarial category. And old people are more prone to accidents when meeting in unfamiliar surroundings (bad eyesight, poor muscle strength and coordination). Sure, because they are sitting instead of moving about, the biggest risk for those elderly card players is probably a card paper cut, but the activity falls under the same category.

      I was involved with a WCS dance club executive. When we held dances, our liability insurance was very high. Even though WCS is a very grounded dance and our dances were dry, we probably got put in the same actuarial category as (liquor-)licensed university student dances and open bar wedding receptions.

      In both cases, there really isn't enough demand for that type of activity to warrant its own actuarial category so the organizers get screwed by being placed in a category with much higher average risk.

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    179. Re:Insurance? by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Well, that happens when every time somebody tries place a legal framework to protect people from abuse, everybody complains about not wanting a nanny state. Ironically enough, it's usually the same people who complain about a nanny state and over-regulation who also demand tort-reform and want to limit lawsuits.

      Now some of them are genuine entrepreneurs who are frustrated with red-tape and the high cost of liability insurance. But you just have to look at the history of corporatism to realize that a good proportion are the psychopaths who want to have a free rein to screw over suckers^H^H^H^H^H^Htheir fellow man. Most other developed countries have realized that but the US seems to keep on needing to re-learn that every generation.

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    180. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The reality here is this is a LAN party, not a frat-boy keg party. The risks are low.

      Guess again.

    181. Re:Insurance? by Lazyrust · · Score: 1

      It'll be ok as long as it doesnt end with someone going, "I take off my robe and wizard's hat...."

    182. Re:Insurance? by spasm · · Score: 1

      I offer myself as the datum. I just turned 40.

      Now all we need is a scale..

    183. Re:Insurance? by philipgar · · Score: 1

      9.5/100,000/year seems EXTREMELY low. Unless it doesn't include natural deaths of old age and stuff. Considering the average human life is ~75 years, you can easily expect to see ~1/75 people die every year. If the probability of dying in any given year was ~1/10,000, there would be people living thousands of years...

      Phil

    184. Re:Insurance? by spasm · · Score: 1

      Not bad, considering you get HCV from sharing used needles. Blood to blood transmission only.

    185. Re:Insurance? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Until evolution cooks up chicks that are turned on by Starfleet Away-Team gear

      They exist, and they have green skin.

    186. Re:Insurance? by Lazyrust · · Score: 5, Funny

      Its all fun and games till someone goes "I put on my robe and wizard's hat...."

    187. Re:Insurance? by toddestan · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't worry about that, given how he likes to show off his hiding place.

      And you know you can't help but look :)

    188. Re:Insurance? by Lazyrust · · Score: 1

      But he's not running a business. Its a party. It would be the equivalent of having a birthday party for your 6yo daughter and her 300 friends. If someone gets hurt, your homeowners policy would cover it, since its a non-commercial event. (If that is so the case here)

      Besides, really, how do you stuff 60 geeks into a house for a lan party?

    189. Re:Insurance? by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      A related exercise is: with over 1.2M slashdot UIDs issued over a period of 11 years, how many of those users are deceased? The worldwide mortality rate of 9.5/100,000/year suggests about 600 UIDs are "pushing up vaxes". Come to think of it, I haven't been attacked by some of my foes in a while.

      I'm trying to come up with some witty comment about Twitter (and his sock puppets) here, but darn it, I just can't think of anything.

    190. Re:Insurance? by orasio · · Score: 1

      I have an _actual_ gray beard, you insensitive clod!

    191. Re:Insurance? by orasio · · Score: 1

      Cool. I like doing the same on Facebook. And in RL.

    192. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I ran some 300 player LAN events in the past.

      I had a 1/4" thick legal document for everyone to sign at registration, but as others will tell you those are just there to provide other attorneys with a chuckle.

      We held our events on military bases as well as hotels. On the base, we used soldiers for security but I had to pay their fee. Hotels had their own insurance and security (that was weak).

      In several years of many events, the worst that ever happened was some hick came in and was delivering alcohol to some minors. We made him leave and then he got belligerent (he was plastered). He even fought the police and a bouncer, so he went to jail.

      The other thing that occurred was a guy was drinking Smirnoff from a SQUEEZE bottle, had finished a case of BAWLS guarana and had played counterstrike for almost 3 days straight without sleeping according to his friends. He had a HUGE seizure and hit his head on the way down to the floor. He was a big guy and ended up with a big gash on his head (gushing blood) and flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water. I was thinking, "welp, there goes the long term investments...". Anyway, he was cool about it and went to a neurologist that pointed out to him the obvious: don't drink downers, uppers and then play fast paced computer games without sleeping for 3 days.

    193. Re:Insurance? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      "Come to think of it, I haven't been attacked by some of my foes in a while."

      Oh Yeah!?!?! Fuck You! :-).

      Dude, be a mensch. Let him know which of the random whack-jobs on his Freaks list you are.

      I bet the ones on my list don't even know why they added me in the first place. :-P

      Cheers

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    194. Re:Insurance? by QuoteMstr · · Score: 1

      23 here.

    195. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of an old Egyptian proverb, "Trust in God but tie your camel."

    196. Re:Insurance? by destiny71 · · Score: 1

      My lan parties had a keg.

      And, they were held in the basement of a comic book store.

      http://www.the-nextdimension.com/photos/main.php?g2_itemId=3035

    197. Re:Insurance? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      If you've punched code out on 80 column punched cards

      Or perhaps if you used an AM radio over the memory register to help you debug a program, or built an oscilloscope because it would help you as a programmer, because some computers required knowing the state of certain circuits by their square waves.

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    198. Re:Insurance? by Sierpinski · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have experienced exactly what the parent author was referring to. I was at a good friend's house a few years ago for a lan party, of maybe 14-16 people, each with a regular-sized tower PC, nothing out of the ordinary for gamers. It was the first time we'd had a lan party at this location (his house) so he didn't realize that all of the outlets in the living room, and half of the dining room were all on the same breaker. After the 7th person plugged in, flames and sparks started shooting out of the back of his power supply, marring the wall and destroying the PSU. Luckily he had a spare, so he replaced it, and tried to clean up the wall later, but eventually had to end up painting it. Also luckily, the highly flammable curtains were about 3-4 feet away, but had they been closer we might have had a major incident.

      To resolve the situation, we moved most of the people into the other half of the dining room so they were on a separate circuit, then everything was fine. It would have been impossible for us to have even 5 more people, let alone 40-50 more. There just wasn't enough juice in the house.

      I think that the first consideration, before theft (allbeit an important thing to consider) is whether or not the location you will be having this party can withstand the power requirements of all of your equipment.

      To combat theft, you can never prevent it completely, you might consider providing people with some kind of peel-resistant stickers (the kind that shred when you peel them off) that have some kind of number or letter code on them, and give that person the matching number ticket. (Kind of like a coat-check.) When they go to leave, you can scan their inventory to make sure they match.

      One other thing to consider is indemnification forms, where everyone who stays signs it, saying that you are not liable for injurys from power, red-bull overdosing, partying-in-general, etc, and definitely not responsible for theft.

      You might also consider charging people a nominal fee (or they can provide their own) for the purchase of a security cable set, something they can lock their PC and monitor down. Hopefully nobody's going to risk exposure for the theft of a keyboard or mouse or whatever.

      The other thing is that if you're going to have a ton of people that you don't know, I'd strongly recommend getting copies of drivers licenses or something, so that you know who all was there and have some type of legal proof of it, if the police or authorities should be involved.

      There are tons of things to consider, but covering your arse (CYA) should be the first priority on your list, because there's nothing worse than trying to throw a great party for others, only to be sued by several of them because some asshole ripped off their equipment, and since nobody knew who it was, they want to get the money out of you instead.

      Hope that helps.

    199. Re:Insurance? by Mr_eX9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not sure whether that's more of an insult to McCain supporters or LARPers.

    200. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you can't have enough faith in humanity to throw a lan party because you fear for all the items that could be stolen, accidents that could happen, insurances, law suits... Your attitude to life sucks."

      Welcome to America, where the legal system has been twisted as well as our Rights and other Laws by those selfsame People it was given to.

      Now, we have a country where most of the populace knows to sue first, and sue big, but not who the 12th President of their own country was. Or even the SECOND.

      Call me cynical, and optimists always do, but the reality is in the US you HAVE to look at it that way.

      It is a downward spiral that will take a huge effort on some people's parts to correct. And that won't be seen to have worked for generations to come.

      Welcome to America, where the System sucks and the System is You.

    201. Re:Insurance? by lessthan · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, do you deal with people a lot? I mean face to face interactions and not with just your friends.

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    202. Re:Insurance? by DamienNightbane · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's not funny. My brother died that way.

    203. Re:Insurance? by SoulDrift · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot discussions/flamewars subconsciously integrated into your brain as a background process?

      That is the worst thing I have ever heard.

    204. Re:Insurance? by MegaHyster · · Score: 0

      30 here

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      All good things...
    205. Re:Insurance? by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      Suggest that each person be seated next to a trusted person so that one of them will always be with the equipment. Those that wander off from their gear assume their own risk.

    206. Re:Insurance? by Blackknight · · Score: 1

      I'm 29.

    207. Re:Insurance? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I have faith that St. Paul wrote it.

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    208. Re:Insurance? by Nevyn · · Score: 1

      Yes, we have a whole host of secret scripts but they're all in awk (which was what we used in those days, perl was an improvement damit!) ... so you wouldn't understand them.

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    209. Re:Insurance? by AncientPC · · Score: 1

      From my business law professor: "Not responsible for windshield damage" on the back of construction trucks do not absolve them of damage from debris, but it reduces claims by 75%.

      It may not hold up in court, but if it reduces the chance of someone suing then you might as well use it since it can't hurt.

    210. Re:Insurance? by dave1791 · · Score: 1

      /. stalkers is a new one to me. Shashdot has a big enough "community" that it is effectively semi-anonymous and I never really cared much who looked at my ID.

      On the other hand, if someone if prone to getting into personal insult laden flamewars with people who also can't handle rational discussions with strangers, then you'll pick up the odd one who may want to mod you down as revenge.

    211. Re:Insurance? by Guppy · · Score: 1

      My Slashdot UID has been passed on for generations, and will continue to be passed on. I'm actually only 3 years old.

      Holy Shit, hasn't anyone thought through the implications of his statement? Evidently, "eln" must actually be the latest generation in a series of trans-Turing AIs, itself having been activated in 2005.

      Or possibly a sentient, hyper-evolved magpie.

    212. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd consult an attorney and consider charging a small fee for the event to pay for it because doing it right and mitigating your risk is important when dealing with people that you don't know personally.

      I wouldn't not do it. Just do it right.

      -Viz

    213. Re:Insurance? by Sfing_ter · · Score: 2, Funny

      dood, you gotta refrigerate that corpse!

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    214. Re:Insurance? by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      my "not responsible for large rocks thrown out of sunroof if you're driving like an ass" bumper sticker did even worse!

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    215. Re:Insurance? by putaro · · Score: 1

      That explains some of the weird postings. The COBOL must be filtering across.

    216. Re:Insurance? by Tolkien · · Score: 1

      26 (but lurked for years).

    217. Re:Insurance? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting question, but it's also possible to sign off on the entry that everybody is expected to have insurance for their own property.

      If it's possible to get a security guard for a reasonable amount of money then do so, but the need for a guard will probably more be to bounce unwanted guests than to keep order at the party.

      Here in Sweden we have a recurring LAN party called Dreamhack and the crime level there is rather low. And the risk of injury is also relatively low. Someone may trip over a cable or something, which can happen just about anywhere anyway. Just have a reasonable first aid kit just in case.

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    218. Re:Insurance? by tsa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh come on, everybody knows you become a greybeard when you're forced to use Vista.

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    219. Re:Insurance? by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Ugh, that's appaling, considering the gender of everyone who goes to LAN parties.

      But actually... hey, do you know any network games played mostly by women?

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    220. Re:Insurance? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      How low must one then be to be a graybeard ? I mean, if there's supposed to be 30K of them, then you consider everything under 100K a graybeard, or what ?

    221. Re:Insurance? by Upphew · · Score: 1
      I usually forget the password and throwaway mail account that I used to register it (or e-mail provider goes belly up, like with my firs account *snif*).

      Which brings me back to topic: most of the times I've got stuff "stolen" I have in fact just lost or misplaced my things just myself. Especially when I am tired, and who isn't at lans?

    222. Re:Insurance? by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

      They ran OS/2.

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    223. Re:Insurance? by syousef · · Score: 1

      St. Paul wrote that "faith is the evidence of things unseen."

      This is the same St. Paul who was executed on some trivial pretext.

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    224. Re:Insurance? by jackchance · · Score: 1
      Publish the bitch's name on slashdot and she will rue the day she fucked you over.

      Also, if you hit the driver in front of you and then she hit you , the driver you hit would have felt 2 separate impacts. The first from you and the second from the SUV hitting your car that was still abutting the car in front of you. Call them as a witness and ask whether they experienced one or two collisions.

      Physics is your friend.

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    225. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, better, make everywone sign a no liability letter. Tell them that if they are doing stupid things or if they leave their computer unguarded you are not responsible.

    226. Re:Insurance? by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Funny

      No shit, reminds me of Bob's apartment in the late 90s. Yes, we had LAN parties. Clothing was optional, and strongly discouraged. Yes, some rather attractive girls were present.

      I'm in the Navy now. I've long since become accustomed to the sight of naked men walking around (boot camp kinda fixes any phobias people might have there). It's well worth the occasional glimpse of flabby naked dude to spend the evening with decent looking naked females at a LAN party.

      I fully support this "security measure."

    227. Re:Insurance? by palegray.net · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You're assuming The Giver doesn't accompany him to the party.

    228. Re:Insurance? by slapys · · Score: 1

      The reality here is this is a LAN party, not a frat-boy keg party. The risks are low.

      I am in a fraternity in college, and we have insurance for our keg parties. It is actually not that expensive, or difficult to purchase (we do it on an annual basis, should be easier on a one-time basis).

    229. Re:Insurance? by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

      Congratulations.

      Treating me like a combination thief and little kid would guarantee my non-attendance, and I assume that I am not alone in this attitude.

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    230. Re:Insurance? by dfn_deux · · Score: 1
      printf ',s,awk,ed,\n,s,perl,sed,'|ed parentpost

      If it counts for anything I forgot the password for my low numbered account about mid way through a trip to Amsterdam back in '98

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    231. Re:Insurance? by Larryish · · Score: 1

      So what if I had an account a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, and the email address for the lost password dialog is a now-defunct free email service?

      Does that mean I have to dye my beard black?

    232. Re:Insurance? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well, to add to that comment, I had a 4 digit UID back in 1999 or so. I had it registered to an email address that I let go. About a year later my password wouldn't work and I couldn't get it reset because the registered email no longer worked. Anyways, I got pisses and took a year or so off and then got this UID with a name that will remind me of it.

    233. Re:Insurance? by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      Multiplay (huge UK lan party) gets by with a badge and stickers on your equipment with your name and an id number on. And a little security at the door to enforce it of course.

    234. Re:Insurance? by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Any correllation to age is overshadowed by missing a very cool UID by 11. (some other notables: 42, 69, 86, 365, 409, 711, 911, 1337, 8008, 112358, 1618033, 3141592, 8675309, 27182818, 10100111001, etc.)

    235. Re:Insurance? by MoreDruid · · Score: 3, Interesting
      actually, a lot of people didn't really start creating a user account right away. I know I didn't for at least half a year. Signing up for a website was a new thing, only a few sites and forums required it back then. IIRC /. even had the possibility to enter a handle/nickname next to having a real userid/nick combo. I lost the password to my old account but I know it was somewhere around the 10,000 mark. But your UID is low enough to remember this too :-)

      I sometimes wonder how many people are actually in my general neighborhood from that timeframe... it could be nice to meet those people and see what they do... I know /. and a lot of the "old-timers" motivated me to do what I do now: full time linux systems administration. Sometimes I really long for the old insightful discussions on kernel features in the latest build or some networking issue/technology that was really disseminated in the discussion, with some of the greatest minds (like one of the architects of the protocol/RFC/kernel feature discussed) joining in the conversation.

      Maybe it would be fun to have a Slashdot Archive topic, where special news items from ~5 years ago can be discussed again (with the old comments also available), so you can see how technology has progressed and how this may have been predicted in the comments.

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    236. Re:Insurance? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      After the 7th person plugged in, flames and sparks started shooting out of the back of his power supply
      Nasty, I guess it was a cheap shit chineese PSU?

      If you overload a circuit breakers should pop and equipment may not work properly but flames and sparks shooting out tells me there was probablly a serious design fault with that PSU.

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    237. Re:Insurance? by crhylove · · Score: 1

      And of course all of this happens in our parent's basement, near our bed with Star Wars sheets.

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    238. Re:Insurance? by Chatsubo · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't work, if you go around in away-team gear all the time you'd be dead long before having the chance to procreate.

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    239. Re:Insurance? by crhylove · · Score: 1

      You insensitive clod! I'm a cyborg and will out live my other low ID compatriots!

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    240. Re:Insurance? by crhylove · · Score: 1

      83. The fact that you care means you are probably a Pisces.

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    241. Re:Insurance? by cyborch · · Score: 1

      Right. Let us never ever do anything for anybody ever again lest we get sued. The American way of sueing everybody really pays off.

    242. Re:Insurance? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Does Instant Messaging count? :)

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    243. Re:Insurance? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      You're beard turns gray, like mine.

      My beard went white five years ago. Still dark on top though, and have most of my teeth.

    244. Re:Insurance? by tgeller · · Score: 1

      I beat you all!

      And for the record, I'm 40. :)

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    245. Re:Insurance? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      There are probably 30K active accounts with UIDs low enough to qualify as 'graybeards'.

      I'm a graybeard? I don't even have a beard! And I'm not going grey yet! Mind you that might be because I've been dying my hair since 1995...

    246. Re:Insurance? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I'm going to be 34 in a couple of weeks.

    247. Re:Insurance? by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      I offer myself as the datum. I just turned 40.

      Now all we need is a scale..

      30 here

      I'm also 30, so that kinda messes up the scale.

      --
      RogerWilco the Adventurous Janitor
    248. Re:Insurance? by DrHyde · · Score: 1

      I don't have a grey beard!

      but only because I pluck the grey hairs out

    249. Re:Insurance? by MikTheUser · · Score: 1

      You Sir, just made me jealous enough to almost ruin my day.

    250. Re:Insurance? by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      what, they don't have taco bell in Finland?

      In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell.

      Hah, you're lying! You aren't from the future otherwise you'd have a much higher UID!!

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    251. Re:Insurance? by zoward · · Score: 1
      --
      "Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?"
    252. Re:Insurance? by zoward · · Score: 1

      Oops, lost some of the link. Here it is:

      OPP

      --
      "Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?"
    253. Re:Insurance? by sjaskow · · Score: 1

      I'm the same way. I've reading /. since it was "Chips and Dips" hosted on the Multia in Taco's dorm room. I have no clue how I found it initially, but my bookmark for it was added on 4/3/1998. I didn't feel the need to create a user id until the whole page lengthening/widening fiasco a couple of years later when it became necessary to browse at +1 to make the page readable.

    254. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      such as letting toxic gas (not just farts)

      what, they don't have taco bell in Finland?

      Seems to be at least one country the USA haven't invaded yet.

    255. Re:Insurance? by VAXGeek · · Score: 1

      4 digit?

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    256. Re:Insurance? by k_187 · · Score: 1

      No, the correct answer is the set containing your own, and all those lower.

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      12 was 12
      1111 Race
      12112
    257. Re:Insurance? by k_187 · · Score: 1

      so there's something wrong with that? you haven't lived until you've killed Lucifron from the crapper man.

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      12 was 12
      1111 Race
      12112
    258. Re:Insurance? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      What's the cut off uid for being classified as a "grey beard"? I only want to know because I reckon I'm marginal and I need to know if I have to stop shaving.

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      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    259. Re:Insurance? by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Hah... I took three months off to start a business and to backpack the Sierras...

      I forgot my password, and which email the damn account was linked to...

      And thus I became a high UID plebe.

      Take care lest this fate befall you.

    260. Re:Insurance? by Life+Liberty+Freedom · · Score: 1
      Depends on where you live for those "Beware of Dog" signs.

      In some places they mean exactly what they say, be aware there is a dog here.

      In other places it means my backyard is patrolled by vicious junkyard dogs.

    261. Re:Insurance? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do.

      --
      Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
    262. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yup.

      33 and I still own AC.

      For privacy issues, of course.

    263. Re:Insurance? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      The guy whose PSU caught fire was carrying a spare. What does that tell you about his previous experience with PSU's?

      I'm led to believe that gamers like to have high end equipment which suggests to me that the guy loaded his PC up with a ton of goodies that made his PSU marginal. Failures are probably a regular occurence for him, hence the spare PSU. If the circuit breaker did trip, it was probably caused by the PSU meltdown, not the other way around.

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      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    264. Re:Insurance? by JoeStreet · · Score: 1

      Not even trying to be funny but honestly, in no other country than USA would this be among the first things people think.

      That's because we have the highest number of lawyers per capita of any country in the world. They have to earn a living somehow which is most unfortunate for us non-lawyers.

    265. Re:Insurance? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      The guy whose PSU caught fire was carrying a spare. What does that tell you about his previous experience with PSU's?
      It tells me he was probablly buying PSUs that were both undersized and cheap chineese shit.

      --
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    266. Re:Insurance? by spockman · · Score: 1

      62 here. Was a late bloomer and had to wait until I finally got something faster than 300 baud.

    267. Re:Insurance? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      ...rather the postings are integrated into our overall consciousness as a background process.

      This isn't my first /. UID, but in my case the posts are uploaded in batch mode via a COBOL routine to which the source is lost, so I have to patch the binary from time to time... ;-)

    268. Re:Insurance? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      So I guess I am getting there as well.
      What if.
      You bought a C64 before the 1541 was available?
      You bought an Amiga 1000 new?
      You remember when DOS could only handle 33 MB hard driver partitions?
      And you have a Grey Beard.

      --
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    269. Re:Insurance? by instar · · Score: 1

      But I'm 27.

      Sorry for messing up the pattern :(

    270. Re:Insurance? by snarfies · · Score: 1

      I turned 33 last month, if that helps your estimates any.

    271. Re:Insurance? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      You young whippersnappers just don't know what you're talking about. This PDP-11 Assembly Language is positively new-fangled. My first programming language was Burroughs B3700 assembly - and I don't see much in the way of Google hits even for that machine, let alone any documentation, but you can still obtain PDP-11 manuals.

      Oh, and for the record, I don't wear a beard of any colour. Though I readily admit to being an old fart. :-)

    272. Re:Insurance? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Being the only Unix admin helps of course too.

      So do you go around offering everybody a nickel to go get a better computer?

    273. Re:Insurance? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      We all saw how far a 10th level US Senator [electionspeak.com] goes.

      Ron Paul isn't a Senator.... he's a Representative.

      And the reason he didn't go anywhere had nothing to do with level. It had everything to do with his lack of a charisma +10 tie. He should have borrowed one from Senator Obama ;)

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    274. Re:Insurance? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      If you've punched code out on 80 column punched cards, MAYBE you are old enough to be a graybeard.

      You insensitive clod, I spent years punching cards on a Burroughs 029 machine, not one of those wimpy QWERTY gadgets. In fact, I still have one that gets used to hold doors open, since it weighs a bit more than the average brick.

      And I'm not a greybeard, though I'm old enough...

    275. Re:Insurance? by Mobius+Ring · · Score: 1

      So the point of your reply is: if you post about money/assets/etc, do it from a Slashdot account with a HIGH member number?

      --
      When those around you are loosing their heads while you are keeping yours, maybe you've misunderstood the situatiuation.
    276. Re:Insurance? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      I'm also 30, so that kinda messes up the scale.

      And I'm 45, so I've messed it up even more.

    277. Re:Insurance? by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

      Get off my lawn!

      --
      www.timcoleman.com is a total waste of your time. Never go there.
    278. Re:Insurance? by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe it would be fun to have a Slashdot Archive topic, where special news items from ~5 years ago can be discussed again

      They do. It's the front page.

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      Thanks to the internet, we can now all die alone together! -SomeWoman
    279. Re:Insurance? by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Even that's not an indicator of anything. My hair started turing gray when I was 17 (about the time I was learning to use a BBS). I wasn't even capable of growing a beard. Once I did, not surprisingly, it came in flecked with gray.

      Beats the hell out of going bald, which I don't seem to be prone to.

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    280. Re:Insurance? by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      That's the first time I ever saw UID used as an estimator of age.

      Pretty poor estimator though.. if you follow that line of reasoning Rob Malda should be a graybeard (quickly moving onto white) but in truth he still has a hard time growing facial hair.

      --
      "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
    281. Re:Insurance? by glindsey · · Score: 1

      am nostalgic for a time decades before I was born

      Yeah, what the heck is up with that? I get these weird bouts of nostalgia sometimes for the 1940s and 1950s, when I was born in 1979.

      I always figure it's a yearning for the idealized versions of these times that we see through television and movies. Glad to see that others actually feel like that sometimes, though.

    282. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they were doing anal fisting and tattoos?

    283. Re:Insurance? by TrentC · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm just waiting for a bunch of smartass mods to swoop in and mark all of this graybeard talk as "Offtopic".

      How often do you get to downmod a 4- or 5-digit UID?

    284. Re:Insurance? by TrentC · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I can't imagine what a dull life it would be still having my first ID here...

      Because not everyone treats user accounts on like alt characters in World of Warcraft?

    285. Re:Insurance? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Oh please. Until evolution cooks up chicks that are turned on by Starfleet Away-Team gear, we all know there is only going to be one generation of Slashdotters.

      Sounds like a worthy project for slashdot to find the girls/women that are turned on by that fetish and make sure that they breed!

    286. Re:Insurance? by TrentC · · Score: 1

      I'm thirty-mumble.

    287. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Slashdot, being vaguely on-topic is a bonus. The real trouble is he forgot to include a meme and make unfounded advice instead of just presenting facts.

    288. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about is a difference in culture and life.
      Scandinavia is known for honesty to the levels that are unbelievable in other countries.

    289. Re:Insurance? by Skyshadow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Registering for accounts is what took a while -- I'm fairly certain that Slashdot itself had more than a thousand semi-regular readers back when they introduced the user accounts, its just that a lot of them liked the relatively greater anonymity of just entering a name when they posted.

      As I recall, I registered the first day they started doing it (paranoid about someone stealing my handle since I'm clearly such a respected member of the community), and I still ended up in the low 500s.

      Newbie.

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      Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    290. Re:Insurance? by Derek · · Score: 1

      So at what point does one become an official graybeard?

      3 digit uid? 4 digit? a low 5 digit one?

      Most of us at 4 digits and lower stopped using slashdot long ago because the load times for this site on our 1200 baud modems are terrible.

      Back to gopherspace for me!

      -Derek

    291. Re:Insurance? by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

      Most people are decent. A lot of people are venal if they think no one is personally going to be hurt by it. ("It's just taking money from the insurance company, no big deal, right?")

      Suddenly discovering neck injuries after being examined by an expert lawyer post-accident (a very, very common scenario where I live, has happened in almost every accident I've been mixed up in) is not the same in most people's minds as stealing someone's personal, favorite game computer that they invested all their spare pay in.

      On the other hand, there is a small percentage of people who are complete fucktards. There's a moral bell-curve as well as an intelligence one, and you'll always have that bottom 5% plaguing humanity. Don't let that bottom 5% fool you into thinking everyone is like that.

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      ---dragoness
    292. Re:Insurance? by Surt · · Score: 1

      I think you qualify the first time someone responds to one of your posts with 'wow, low uid, how long have you been around'. That first happened to me a couple of years back.

      I think there's a general acceptance of 3 digits, widespread acceptance of 4 digits, and some acceptance of 5 digits currently.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    293. Re:Insurance? by Skyshadow · · Score: 1

      31 here.

      I was 20 when Slashdot started registering NUIDs -- signed up while I was surfing the internet during my internship at Cray Research (well, SGI). I did that quite a bit, what with my regular gig consisting primarily of the rather depressing task of disabling the accounts of old-school techies who SGI had decided were redundant.

      I, for example, cut off access for a guy who had helped hand-wire the first Cray-1. Disabled the login of a man who'd written the first implementation of Telnet on COS. Told the man who'd designed the Cray logo that I had to change the username that he'd used for a dozen years because there was an admin assistant in Mountain View with the same name who already had it.

      It was a good formative experience -- I was all set when 2002 rolled around.

      --
      Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    294. Re:Insurance? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think you probably qualify as a graybeard if your beard in its natural color would be gray, sorry. :-)

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    295. Re:Insurance? by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      A waiver at the door usually sufficed for my purposes, signed by a witness. I've even used waivers built into the invitation response.

      My homeowners policy does cover guests, at up to $100,000 each. It does not cover business activity, but I don't think a LAN party could qualify as a business...

      Either way, I suspect this is a a local hall, convention center, hjotel, etc. I can't imagine ANY house having a power grid capable of handling 60+ computers running concurrently. I have a 400AMP 3 phase system, but the hot-on-demand water heater eats 120 of that alone, and another 120 is dedicated off to other circuits for appliances, heat, AC, etc. I'm fairly certain everyone coming would be drawing more than 2 AMPS each... and that does not include the lights.

      Actually, I ran a traveling training lab for a DR company. We brought a few servers, 8 workstations, some network equipment, a projector, and a few other items with us. In more than 1 hotel conference room we brew fuses. He needs to make REALLY sure he's communicated to the hosting conference center just what he expects the power draw to be. He's also going to have OSHA issues to deal with with all those power cords running across floors. They MUST be covered anywhere someone would walk, which is eather a nightmare for setting up tables, or is going to require a TON of prep work and lots of extansion cords, which the property will liekly charge extra for, a LOT extra.

      I hope he's also got a couple of nice gig switches... Your typical BestBuy jobbers are not going to do it. 60+ ppl? Thats 3X 24 ports, plus uplink modules. 100MBit switches might do it... Still, that's a LOT of expensive equipment! The other plan would be simply using small switches and isolating players into small groups of 8-16 each, but that would mean eneryone has to move their hardware (or change ethernet ports) for each round of play...) ...and then there's cabling. Ouch. You can't exactly ask everyone to bring a 50' cable with them...

      Equipment theft? That's his LAST concern. 1 door in, one door out, and a kid at a desk with a labling machine and check photo IDs on the way out. That's easy...

      --
      There is no contest in life for which the unprepared have the advantage.
    296. Re:Insurance? by Surt · · Score: 1

      So write a botnet script to beat the password and recover it. What are you, lazy? ;-)

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    297. Re:Insurance? by Surt · · Score: 1

      I would guess that the uid sensitive people are content with a 5-digit uid response, yes. And once you have one in 5-digit land, it starts becoming much more likely you'll see a 4 or 3 digit response.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    298. Re:Insurance? by etnoy · · Score: 1

      Just turned 20. Yes, I'm probably quite off-scale when it comes to the UID/Age ratio. I believe I signed up around 2001/2002. Do the math.

      --
      Quantum hacker.
    299. Re:Insurance? by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      I've had a lot of issues wityh hotels not even being able to support a small DR server training lab for 16 people without getting an electrician involved (or running in extensions from other nearby conference rooms) to keep from blowing circuits.

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      There is no contest in life for which the unprepared have the advantage.
    300. Re:Insurance? by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      Maybe it would be fun to have a Slashdot Archive topic, where special news items from ~5 years ago can be discussed again (with the old comments also available), so you can see how technology has progressed...

      ...and how commenting has regressed.

    301. Re:Insurance? by ildon · · Score: 1

      I was going to say "more like during class" and then I remembered that there wasn't wireless internet in every class room back then.

    302. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      German much?

    303. Re:Insurance? by StreetStealth · · Score: 1

      Parent is factually true, but... Informative?

      I just mean... How did you get mod points if... that was news to you?

      Modded for the informative benefit of Persian emissaries perhaps?

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    304. Re:Insurance? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      probably does not cover the property of others on your premises; that is their responsibility

      Best to post a disclaimer to that fact at the door which everyone is required to read and agree. And get signatures at the door.

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    305. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fire Marshall Bill was the best.

    306. Re:Insurance? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      If you need a business policy then the party is probably a zoning violation (aka "contravenes planning law"). If you're noisy and the police come that's double jeopardy.

      Oh, well then that's OK then. So long as you're noisy about it, you're fine.

      (Yeah, I don't actually think that's what you meant; I'm just trying to be Funny.)

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    307. Re:Insurance? by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 3, Funny

      LOL.. this story is scary but true (in Ireland).

      I used to go a LAN party every month for CS:S. During the summer the scout den we rented out had no air-con so we had to open all the windows and doors. Even with that the sweat was pouring off a lot of people.

      Two of the guys for some reason felt the need to strip off down to only underpants. It is was disturbing trying to play with them across the room as it looked like they were totally naked.

      So as we all playing CounterStrike Source there screams of "plant the bomb", "Kill the hostage", etc, etc.

      Around the evening time a plain clothes cop walks in with a weapon and says "Hows it going?" Looks at the computers, sees we are playing CSS then looks over to the two guys naked. One of them says "It's not what you think!".

      Cop took it well, just laughed and said keep the noise down as someone had reported us.

    308. Re:Insurance? by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      Maybe 50k or so, but anyone over that came to the game late. Or just never cared to register until they had something semi-meaningful to post.

    309. Re:Insurance? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Because we(*) still actually read slashdot.

      * Yes, my UID is a huge five digits but I actually avoided signing up on slashdot when the feature was first announced because I didn't want to sign up for *yet another* site-specific user account that seemed to be popping up all over the place.

    310. Re:Insurance? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Same here, although I recall that a bunch of websites started to ask you to register yourself with them around the time (or after?) that slashdot did.

      It seemed like a hassle for nothing, so I didn't bother for quite a while.

    311. Re:Insurance? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      29 here.

    312. Re:Insurance? by treeves · · Score: 1

      I'll be 42 in a few weeks, to offer more counter-evidence of age-UID correlation.

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    313. Re:Insurance? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      I didnt make my account til around 04, however I have been reading since 10th grade (2000) still one of the few sites i frequent the most

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    314. Re:Insurance? by treeves · · Score: 1

      You forgot 5318008.

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      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
    315. Re:Insurance? by razorh · · Score: 1

      what about having a gray beard? would that do it?

    316. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my real slashdot id is 6 digits long and I'm 29 years old. But that's due to bad karma.

    317. Re:Insurance? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A big one was the media: they hated him. Every opportunity they had, they acted like he didn't exist. When he was at debates, the camerapeople would do their best to not even have him in the picture.

      The media sucks but I question whether or not it really deserves blame for Ron Paul (or any other candidate who comes up short for that matter). Indeed I think you answered it with your next point:

      Another big one, I think (though I don't have any proof) is that I don't think the American people were interested in his ideas of limited government.

      I think you hit the nail on the head. You might convince me of the virtues of more limited Government -- but not to the extreme that Ron Paul would advocate for. I heard him once giving a speech about shrinking the Federal Government -- one of the things he wanted to go after was Federal student loans. All the expenses of the Federal Government and he picks that one to talk about? WTH?

      Right now, our country is so fucked up that we really need someone like Ron Paul to "press the reset button" of government, and make major changes to bring us back to financial solvency before we go bankrupt.

      Eh, if you really feel that way then you should be calling for a Constitutional Convention. I don't think a President has the power to push the "reset" button. As you previously said that would really be a job for Congress. In this respect Ron Paul wasn't really any better than any of the other politicians who were running -- he promised more than his fair share of stuff that he would have no way to deliver once in office.

      Instead, the voters have chosen two candidates that do nothing to make things better, and will probably make things even worse

      Aren't there at least three other people running? Granted, I've looked at them and wasn't very impressed (I see a crazy witch-burner, a crazy left-wing dude and a crazy left-wing chick with a chip on her shoulder) but they are running and would be viable options if you don't feel like voting for McCain or Obama.

      McCain is rightfully called "McSame", and will probably get us involved in a useless war in Iran before we're even done with Iraq

      I don't know what you call "useless". If Iran is indeed pursing nuclear weapons then I think that we have cause to be concerned. I'm not a pro-war hawk but the prospect of a nuclear armed state that seeks the destruction of Israel (another nuclear armed state) scares the hell out of me. Regardless of any American intervention we'd be fucked economically if Iran and Israel came to nuclear blows -- how much of the Worlds oil comes from that region?

      Obama's going to jack up taxes so much the economy will go in the toilet

      I'd rather see higher taxes if the end result is bringing the deficit down. Obama is pulling the standard issue ideas out of the Liberal play book (so much for a different kind of leadership...) but he's at least being somewhat more realistic than "I'll find you a hundred billion tomorrow" McCain.

      Either way, we're fucked.

      Eh, I don't know. I had some hope for Obama but I've lost a lot of it over the last few weeks. I still think he's the best of the five choices we currently have. In the end I suppose that's all you can hope for in politics -- incremental change/progress. The system is setup to resist wholesale drastic changes in either direction.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    318. Re:Insurance? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      He's on slashdot, ergo he was lying. Just one of those things.

    319. Re:Insurance? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      That's wizard robe and hat. Get it right you insensitive clod!

    320. Re:Insurance? by treeves · · Score: 1
      Based on the data I collected from the responses in this thread, the correlation is 0.0808 (almost no correlation), and the slight correlation that exists shows lower UIDs are younger not older.

      Yah, too much time-wasting.

      --
      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
    321. Re:Insurance? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      6 digits does not a low uid make.

    322. Re:Insurance? by Monkey · · Score: 1

      I shaved mine off when it started turning gray. Didn't help in getting the bitches.

    323. Re:Insurance? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The media sucks but I question whether or not it really deserves blame for Ron Paul (or any other candidate who comes up short for that matter). Indeed I think you answered it with your next point:

      I think they deserve it when it's obvious they're trying to deny him fair coverage. Whether or not they like him, or the American people like him (that hadn't been determined yet at that time, since the Primaries hadn't happened yet), he was a valid candidate in the Republican primaries, and deserved equal coverage. Instead, they acted like he didn't exist. They did the exact same thing to Democrat contender Dennis Kucinich, another pro-Constitution candidate.

      I think you hit the nail on the head. You might convince me of the virtues of more limited Government -- but not to the extreme that Ron Paul would advocate for. I heard him once giving a speech about shrinking the Federal Government -- one of the things he wanted to go after was Federal student loans. All the expenses of the Federal Government and he picks that one to talk about? WTH?

      I must have missed that one. You have a point there. I don't really believe in limiting government quite to the extreme Paul did either, but as I was trying to say earlier, I think he would have been a good counterbalance to the Democrats in Congress, instead of having people in both branches of government that believe in spending taxpayer money like a drunken sailor.

      Eh, if you really feel that way then you should be calling for a Constitutional Convention. I don't think a President has the power to push the "reset" button. As you previously said that would really be a job for Congress. In this respect Ron Paul wasn't really any better than any of the other politicians who were running -- he promised more than his fair share of stuff that he would have no way to deliver once in office.

      See above. Our government seems to work best when the people in power in Congress are at odds with the President. When the two sides agree on everything, we get a disaster like Bush's first term.

      Aren't there at least three other people running? Granted, I've looked at them and wasn't very impressed (I see a crazy witch-burner, a crazy left-wing dude and a crazy left-wing chick with a chip on her shoulder) but they are running and would be viable options if you don't feel like voting for McCain or Obama.

      I'm probably just going to write-in Ron Paul just to make a statement. Obviously, either McSame or Hussein Obama is going to win, and it doesn't make a whit of difference to me either way.

      I don't know what you call "useless". If Iran is indeed pursing nuclear weapons then I think that we have cause to be concerned.

      That's what the Bushies said about Iraq and WMD. Where are they? Remember the boy who cried wolf. If Iran is indeed developing nukes, I don't think that's any of our business. We've already proven ourselves utterly untrustworthy by invading Iraq on made-up allegations of WMDs. If other countries want to get involved in Iran, that's their business. It's not our job to protect the world from itself.

      I'm not a pro-war hawk but the prospect of a nuclear armed state that seeks the destruction of Israel (another nuclear armed state) scares the hell out of me. Regardless of any American intervention we'd be fucked economically if Iran and Israel came to nuclear blows -- how much of the Worlds oil comes from that region?

      Who cares? If we've based our future on a commodity from such an unstable region outside our borders, we deserve to be screwed when a big war flares up there. We should have been self-sufficient, and we deserve to pay the price. We make enough oil here within our own borders to meet our own needs, if we weren't wasting so much driving around in giant SUVs with monster tires on 100-mile roundtrip commutes. Israel has plenty of weapons to defend itself, and it should be doing so, instead of relying on us for their defense.

      I'd rather see higher taxes if

    324. Re:Insurance? by Sabby · · Score: 1

      See, with all this attention to the digits, I almost wish I would have signed up sooner. I put it off since I didn't see the point to singing up if all I did was lurk.

    325. Re:Insurance? by Sabby · · Score: 1

      If I remember right, my friend got a two or three digit almost a month before I finally bothered to register for mine in order to make a comment.

      There was actually a bit of a stir about having to register for accounts back then, if I remember right.

    326. Re:Insurance? by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      I had 999995 Until some asshat managed to hack my hotmail account and intercept a password reset. My first was 288612 amazing how we remember those... /Barely use ICQ anymore

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    327. Re:Insurance? by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      I remember that night very well... 999995 was mine Also got 1000006

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    328. Re:Insurance? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Instead, they acted like he didn't exist

      I'm sorry but I disagree with that assessment. I saw a fair amount of coverage about him and his movement. Time magazine even did a whole write-up about him and Libertarians in general several months back (they also interviewed Bob Barr at a later date). I don't know how much more mainstream than 'Time' you can get.

      They did the exact same thing to Democrat contender Dennis Kucinich, another pro-Constitution candidate.

      Might that have something to do with the fact that Kucinich has run two or three times before and lost every time? I don't always agree with what the media chooses to cover (Britney Spears while IEDs are blowing up in Iraq....) but I also don't think that the media owes any special obligation to any political candidate -- mainstream or otherwise.

      That's what the Bushies said about Iraq and WMD. Where are they? Remember the boy who cried wolf

      It's not particularly fair or open minded to point the finger for that clusterfuck solely at Bush. I seem to recall that most of our Allies, including those that opposed the war (France) also thought he had WMD. You can rightfully blame Bush for trumping it up and using it as an excuse to go to war but I don't think he deserves the blame for thinking that they had them in the first place.

      It's not our job to protect the world from itself.

      As nation we've decided that it is our job by supporting an interventionist foreign policy. I've often waffled back and forth between thinking that we should become non-interventionists again and staying the current course.... it's a complicated issue to say the least. History suggests that even when we remain non-interventionist/neutral that we invariably get dragged into conflicts anyway.

      Regardless of our foreign policy though I think that you'd agree that it is our job to look out after our own interests -- and our economic interests would not be served by an Israeli/Iranian nuclear exchange.

      Who cares? If we've based our future on a commodity from such an unstable region outside our borders, we deserve to be screwed when a big war flares up there. We should have been self-sufficient, and we deserve to pay the price. We make enough oil here within our own borders to meet our own needs, if we weren't wasting so much driving around in giant SUVs with monster tires on 100-mile roundtrip commutes.

      I'm not a particularly big fan of SUVs either but I would think that a Ron Paul supporter would in favor of the free market. SUVs won the battle in the free market back when gas was cheap. Thankfully that paradigm seems to be changing now but what else could we have done? Governmental regulation to mandate what types of vehicles people can buy? Protectionist restrictions on imported oil?

      Regardless though we are where we are for the foreseeable future. I don't think any Presidential candidate is going to win on a platform of "we deserve to be screwed". Until the marketplace delivers a solution for our petroleum based economy (because it sure as hell isn't gonna come from Washington) we are obligated to protect our economic interests in the Middle East.

      Higher taxes aren't going to bring down the deficit. To do that, you need money. Taxes only bring the government a portion of the GDP. With too much taxes, the economy plunges, and the actual tax revenue you bring in also plunges. You're basically assuming that the economy will stay at its current level if taxes are raised, so the government will get more money. I disagree, I think the economy will collapse, and the government will get even less money in tax revenue than it does now

      And you are basically assuming that Obama is going to raise taxes to the point that the economy is going to collapse. I disagree with this assessment. Some of his ideas are pretty stupid (windfall profits tax.... e

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    329. Re:Insurance? by Lazyrust · · Score: 1

      Obviously, youre someone thats opposed to "Change." Besides, its LARPing. At least theyre not going "lightning bolt! lightning bolt! lightning bolt!"
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ04mfAY2BU

    330. Re:Insurance? by Lazyrust · · Score: 1

      Oh and for the record... I'm not insensitive, I just dont care.
      http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja Its robe and wizard hat. At least if youre gonna correct someone, research it first.

    331. Re:Insurance? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm not a particularly big fan of SUVs either but I would think that a Ron Paul supporter would in favor of the free market. SUVs won the battle in the free market back when gas was cheap. Thankfully that paradigm seems to be changing now but what else could we have done? Governmental regulation to mandate what types of vehicles people can buy? Protectionist restrictions on imported oil?

      No, I think people should be able to buy what vehicles they want, and then when the economy crashes, they should be informed of exactly how their personal choices made it happen.

      Until the marketplace delivers a solution for our petroleum based economy (because it sure as hell isn't gonna come from Washington) we are obligated to protect our economic interests in the Middle East.

      And by "protecting our interests", we actually prevent the marketplace from delivering a solution, because the price of oil is effectively subsidized by our military involvement, removing the need for creating an alternative quickly. $4/gallon does not in any way reflect the true price of oil when you account for all the military and political involvement. Let the economy crash and burn, and maybe people will start coming up with real solutions to this problem.

      Eh, that's your right and I can certainly understand the sentiment. I disagree with some of your conclusions but as you pointed out it's a moot point anyway -- McCain or Obama are going to win this thing.

      Yep. It's not like my vote matters much anyway. I live in Arizona, and it's 100% certain that McCain is going to win here.

    332. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No assets, no point suing."

      BIG myth. You can still be sued and have a judgment entered against you, with your wages garnished, etc. No assets, less resources to defend a suit should be the saying.

    333. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to PLUP.

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    334. Re:Insurance? by catmistake · · Score: 1

      sure, and variants, 55378008, you get the idea, there are others, 2600, 8808, 68030, ...

    335. Re:Insurance? by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      I've been a member of the organising team at Assembly since 2003, and attending since 2002. As a Brit, I can say that Assembly is unique in it's atmosphere, and that I've never heard of anything stolen. PLENTY of things lost though, over the years.

    336. Re:Insurance? by pbhj · · Score: 1

      sorry, yeah, it was a game show over the pond wasn't it, i meant "twice as troublesome"

    337. Re:Insurance? by Chase · · Score: 1

      I'm boned...

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    338. Re:Insurance? by lessthan · · Score: 1

      You still believe that people are basically good? I wish I lived where you live. Most people I meet are willing to take the easy route and call it "good." The next time you have to walk somewhere, stick your thumb out. How many people will stop? How about people who will let you out in heavy traffic? "Evil" isn't butchering babies in the street. It is cutting someone off because "you're in a hurry."

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    339. Re:Insurance? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      No, I think people should be able to buy what vehicles they want, and then when the economy crashes, they should be informed of exactly how their personal choices made it happen.

      Buying SUVs is not why the economy is crashing. Energy costs didn't drive the housing and credit bubbles. Energy costs didn't make Global Crossing or Enron cook their books. Energy costs weren't the reason the dot-com bubble burst. SUVs in and of themselves are just another product. Somebody got paid to build them. Somebody got paid to sell them. Consumers bought them. The energy crisis certainly isn't helping us any but I don't think you can blame all of our woes on SUV drivers.

      And by "protecting our interests", we actually prevent the marketplace from delivering a solution, because the price of oil is effectively subsidized by our military involvement, removing the need for creating an alternative quickly. $4/gallon does not in any way reflect the true price of oil when you account for all the military and political involvement. Let the economy crash and burn, and maybe people will start coming up with real solutions to this problem.

      I understand the spirit of what you are trying to say but I still disagree with you. You are advocating for a course of action that would literally ruin the lives of millions of people around the world. I think we can find a solution to this problem before that happens.

      The only thing I'm really worried about is the prospect of oil prices coming back down. I don't think that's going to happen to any real degree (growing demand in China and India) but if it did then I'd worry that people would forget about it and go back to driving gas-guzzlers. If we are lucky they will stay in the neighborhood of where they are now -- high enough that it hurts but not so high that the rug is pulled out from under the developed world.

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    340. Re:Insurance? by Grishnakh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The only thing I'm really worried about is the prospect of oil prices coming back down. I don't think that's going to happen to any real degree (growing demand in China and India) but if it did then I'd worry that people would forget about it and go back to driving gas-guzzlers. If we are lucky they will stay in the neighborhood of where they are now -- high enough that it hurts but not so high that the rug is pulled out from under the developed world.

      I think that's true. With them as high as they are, people are abandoning gas guzzlers in droves, but otherwise are carrying on as normal. Personally, my wife and I haven't really noticed the fuel cost increase that much since we both drive 30+mpg cars, and weren't dumb enough to live 40 miles away from work. I do see a huge amount of new interest in electric vehicles and hybrids which wasn't there before.

      You are advocating for a course of action that would literally ruin the lives of millions of people around the world.

      This is the whole problem with globalization, IMO. It makes people too interdependent, and when something goes wrong, it affects the whole planet, instead of the effects being contained. People, regions, and countries need to be more self-sufficient

    341. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he's charging for electricity/entrance then I bet his insurance agency would use it as a reason to not pay out.

    342. Re:Insurance? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I believe the official standard is under 475,000 :)

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    343. Re:Insurance? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I've never ditched an account, but I did lose my original account. I don't know how low the UID was, but it was a few years older than this one so it was probably pretty good.

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    344. Re:Insurance? by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      and weren't dumb enough to live 40 miles away from work.

      My commute is 29 miles one way because my employer is located in the middle of nowhere. I could move closer -- but then I'd just be driving every single time I want a gallon of milk or to see a movie. I do what I can to mitigate this -- carpool four days a week (can't on Fridays because our schedules don't mesh up) and telecommute whenever possible.

      This is the whole problem with globalization, IMO. It makes people too interdependent, and when something goes wrong, it affects the whole planet, instead of the effects being contained. People, regions, and countries need to be more self-sufficient

      It's a toss up. In theory free trade results in people producing the goods that they can make most efficiently and trading for those goods that others can produce more efficiently, thus increasing production. In theory this results in a higher standard of living for everybody. Of course reality doesn't always work out this way and trade isn't really "free" (even Adam Smith said that free trade should take a back seat to national security.... I wonder what he would think of our dependence on imported oil?) but on balance I think that free trade has benefited a lot of countries.

      Of course if oil keeps going up this might be a moot point. Economists disagree on the exact number but most think that at a certain point (anywhere from $200 - $400/barrel depending on whose figures you believe) energy costs will make it uneconomical to ship a lot of goods halfway across the world. If that happens I think you'll still see free trade and interdependent countries -- but it will be more regional in scope, i.e.: we'd be buying our cheap imported crap from Latin/South America instead of China.

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    345. Re:Insurance? by noneck · · Score: 1

      In the past if the host was really worried about this, I would have the Attendees sign an agreement when they get there before setting up their computers. In the form each attendee must agree that the Host is not liable for any damage to the attendees computers and they are responsible for property and or assets damaged during the LAN Party. This seems to make all the attendees a little bit more careful when running wires and carrying sodas. Otherwise Public Liability Insurance for an event shouldn't be too much.

    346. Re:Insurance? by Grishnakh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's a toss up. In theory free trade results in people producing the goods that they can make most efficiently and trading for those goods that others can produce more efficiently, thus increasing production. In theory this results in a higher standard of living for everybody. Of course reality doesn't always work out this way and trade isn't really "free" (even Adam Smith said that free trade should take a back seat to national security.... I wonder what he would think of our dependence on imported oil?) but on balance I think that free trade has benefited a lot of countries.

      I think free trade is generally good for things like consumer electronics and other cheap things which aren't necessities for a modern society, and can be replaced by other sources. But for things which economies and national security are dependent on, like oil, I wonder if more regulation is necessary. For instance, Mexico's oil production is nationalized, and Mexicans pay only around $2/gallon for gasoline, as the price is set by the government. Of course, they're a net exporter unlike us, so their situation is a little different. I would also argue that food production is another thing that maybe shouldn't be subject to unfettered free trade; shouldn't we be feeding ourselves before others?

      The idea of free trade sounds good in theory, but I don't think the theory accounts for complexities like wars and other hostilities between nations, or the fact that some goods are more vital than others. Should a poor country allow private interests to buy up all the fertile land and grow bananas for export to rich countries, leaving the people there to starve because they can't afford to compete with the people in rich countries, whose currency is more valuable? I don't think so; that's a matter of national security. This theory seems to assume everyone is on a level playing field, so to speak, and that simply isn't the case.

    347. Re:Insurance? by beef+curtains · · Score: 1

      Some of the confusion might also be because of "double jeopardy" the legal defense, which forbids an individual from being tried for the same crime twice.

      But yes, you are correct, it's also the stage in the game how "Jeopardy" where each clue's wager amount doubles and Trebek gets so excited that his calm, measured demeanor gets even more calm & measured ;)

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    348. Re:Insurance? by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the database knows how long it took to exhaust the three-digit ID space?

      I too can't resist the temptation to scan a thread that talks about low UIDs to see if I can trump the lowest one offered. You never win for long though, as I've observed before. Well, I don't anyway, maybe you do...

    349. Re:Insurance? by crhylove · · Score: 1

      Ha! Less than a quarter of YOURS! XD Change my depends, n00bie!!!

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    350. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please. If you're constantly worried about being sued you might as well just never get out of bed in the morning.

      Take your holier than thou attitude and "Oh please" fuck right off. Nobody here is "constantly worried about being sued." Someone mentioned the possibility of being sued would keep them from doing the LAN party and a discussion started about it.

    351. Re:Insurance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I generally agree with your comment, I think it overlooks part of the issue. If someone gets hurt at a party and they file an insurance claim with their own insurance company, their insurance company may decide to sue the host of the party.

      I don't think there are really that many people in the US who sue over minor things, but I believe most people in the US have insurance companies that sue over minor things.

      Just a thought.

    352. Re:Insurance? by Sierpinski · · Score: 1

      The guy that had a spare PSU had one because it was his house, and because he had just replaced his original case PSU with a 'quiet' one. While it may have been a piece of shit (I don't know the brand, but I do know it was a very early quiet model) I know for a fact that the wiring in his house was shit, and I'm sure that contributed to the event. Nevertheless, power is definitely something to consider.

  2. How many people at the party do you know? by jeiler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Delegate "security" to a dozen or so people you do know.

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    1. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      And then make sure all of those people are licensed and bonded, because if a fight breaks out, guess who's going to be civilly (and possibly criminally) liable? Hint: it won't be the judgment-proof "bouncers".

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    2. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Better yet, don't invite people you don't know. It's that simple. If you don't know someone well enough to trust them not to walk off with your stuff, you shouldn't be inviting them into your house. I sopose you could hire a gaurd, or delegate security, or any number of any other things; the question is, do you really want to have to do that in your own house?

    3. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Invite Hells Angels they have a long track record of providing security http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altamont_Free_Concert

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    4. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by TJamieson · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure whether to call this Funny or Insightful; perhaps a little of both. Kudos to pilgrim23 for the Altamont mention!

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    5. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it's safe to say he isn't inviting 60 people into his house. Nevertheless, as the organizer of the party, he probably wants it to be a success, and that means he has to make it unlikely that some of the 60 strangers' stuff gets stolen.

      The most important personal precaution probably is to have everybody sign a liability disclaimer, not just for theft but also for injuries, unless gross negligence on his part is the cause. Then of course, don't be grossly negligent. He should talk to a friend with a law degree to find out what that means.

      Regarding the theft issue: Don't have more entrances/exits than you (and people you really really trust) can supervise. Have predetermined times for setup and breakup. People leaving the venue with hardware outside of those times must "log out" first. Tell participants to be extra watchful during setup and breakup, but generally everybody needs to watch their own stuff at all times.

    6. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by CommieSmurf · · Score: 0

      If you are near the southern border, invite the vigilantes. That way you don't even need fences.

    7. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Invite Hells Angels they have a long track record of providing security http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altamont_Free_Concert

      You could hire Hardcore L@sbians with knives to do security. I am sure nobody would mess with them. And you would get a lot of respect too for having such forethought to get such good security.

    8. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by DarrylM · · Score: 1

      If a security guard would help make you / your guests feel safer, it may be worth checking around for reputable companies in your area. We've used them at our church for services after hours and found them to be well worth the cost for the piece of mind they bring to people (usually in the $200 range for a night).

    9. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Invite Hells Angels they have a long track record of providing security"

      They dealt with the brother who pulled a pistol quite effectively. The lesson I took from this is "don't throw down on patch holders".

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    10. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by horza · · Score: 1

      Or just make it invite-only, with guests having to sign a guest book (and have a pic taken). That should be *more* than enough for something as easy-going as a LAN party. And just tell people they are responsible for their own computers.

      Phillip.

    11. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't suppose there's any chance that a L@sbian a lesbian with a laser beam on her head, is there?

      I've always wanted one of those.

    12. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      What's the point of throwing a party if you can't meet new people? That takes half the fun out of it.

    13. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by pete_norm · · Score: 1

      You could hire Hardcore L@sbians with knives to do security.

      What?? No Wikipedia link with pictures? That sucks...

    14. Re:How many people at the party do you know? by msimm · · Score: 1

      don't invite people you don't know. It's that simple. If you don't know someone well enough to trust them not to walk off with your stuff, you shouldn't be inviting them into your house.

      You are SO not getting laid! And finding out what's gone horribly wrong is half the fun (and sometimes directly correlated)!

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  3. Related, have everyone sign a release.. by DragonPup · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...stating you are not responsible for lost/stolen/damaged equipment.

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    1. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by penguinbrat · · Score: 1

      That would probably be a good thing, considering that if you *do* try and provide security you'd prolly be liable for what ever does happen... IANAL though :-)

    2. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by Blorgo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Also have all equip signed in/out, that's all - nothing leaves without a cross-check to make sure it was checked in by the same guy. If you make it look like you are expecting theft, people will steal. If you put everyone on notice that you have an honor system and this signin is just to prevent mixups for identical-looking equipment, you'll have happier party-goers.

      The disclaimer should be nothing too onerous, but with plenty of disclaimers - "YOU agree that YOU are responsible for everything that happens to YOUR equipment while it's here, including theft, spillage, power surges, lightning strikes, or other acts of man or God."

    3. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by billlava · · Score: 1

      That might encourage people to steal. It makes it so the one person they might know or have a connection to (the host) will have no repercussions for lost property!

    4. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      I'd also add to that, things like hubs etc should be out in the open and like the tag said duct tapped or something. That way if it goes missing you might know quicker. if it's hidden under a table it could go missing very easily. Also when my guild does lan parties we try to find a place that specializes in LAN parties. That they might have things like routers switches might be more secured.

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    5. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't recommend this. Just putting the thought of the potential for stealing in some peoples heads is enough to get them to try it. Not to mention making making people start looking over their shoulders at everyone else.

    6. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by Philosinfinity · · Score: 1

      Are participants under the age of 18 able to sign such a waiver? You would have to get a guardian to sign that, which then means you need to be checking ID at the door, too.

    7. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

      EULA (End User LANparty Agreement). You can take it out of Microsoft Vista's Final Agreement User Should Take. Don't worry about copyright, it is open sourced by Goethe.

    8. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does not matter. That's a scrap of paper. If you tell people they can come into your home and you tell them where they can place their belongings, there is an implicit agreement you will take reasonable measures to ensure the safe keeping of those belongings.

    9. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      also if they specialise in lan parties they will presumablly have the power infrastructure in place to support them. beyond about 20 machines power infrastructure is going to become a major headache.

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    10. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The disclaimer should be nothing too onerous, but with plenty of disclaimers - "YOU agree that YOU are responsible for everything that happens to YOUR equipment while it's here, including theft, spillage, power surges, lightning strikes, or other acts of man or God."

      Disclaimers don't have much affect on your liability. You can't disclaim negligence or other things contrary to law. In fact, there have been successful lawsuits where there have been TOO MANY disclaimers, since that distracts from warning about the important things.

      Translation? You're always screwed by the lawyers and 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty.

    11. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by westlake · · Score: 1
      ...stating you are not responsible for lost/stolen/damaged equipment.
      .

      But get thee to a lawyer first - and let him tell you how to word the form. Sixty high-end gaming rigs takes you up well above $150 grand in hardware alone.

    12. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      Also, might be a good idea to require people to bring lockable (and locked) cases. That'll keep most of the valuable stuff safe (and while someone could conceivably get around the sign in/out requirements by pilfering a graphics card and hiding it in some baggy clothes, that'll be much harder if all they can nick is the whole case.)

      Dependent on how rustic you want to go, you could sling some chain down the sides of the room attached to something fairly secure (like heating pipes) for people to attach stuff to. How many people own system locks these days? (or lockable cases?)

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    13. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by jaygridley · · Score: 1

      I concur. I believe the one we used for when we did a LAN Party in college covered that, I don't remember what else it covered however.

    14. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by Hassman · · Score: 1

      Releases do not work. Not in that way from what I understand. In college when a bunch of friends and I rented a house we threw a HUGE party. Hundreds of people came throughout the night. We investigated the option of having some legal disclaimer, written / signed or otherwise. We found that on private properly, rented or owned, someone cannot sign away their rights or responsibilities while they are present on said property. It had something to do with it being a private residence and not a commercial venture. Sure it looks pretty on paper, but if push came to shove it wouldn't hold up.

      Basically by you inviting them into your home by your own free will you are taking on "reasonable" responsibility for their safety and all that. With that said, I don't think you are liable for their possessions. They too are coming by their own free will knowing what they are getting into.

      Long story short, save someone getting hurt or worse, you should be fine in terms of liability. Homeowners / Renters insurance covers a very broad number of things. Not sure if this helps your overall question or not...

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    15. Re:Related, have everyone sign a release.. by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Hell, back in the day we held MTG tourneys. People had to sign in and out their decks, and every card was cross checked vs a list they provided themselves on the way in and out. We used a label printer to put their names on their deck boxes and cross checked their names with photo IDs.

      For PC equipment, you'd have to label each piece. But just 1 guy at a desk at 1 door could do all that. Besides, it's expensive stuff, will pretty much be set up in one place and stay there most of the day, and I doubt few people that will be bringing their own LAN party system don;t have friends they play with who will also be bringing theirs to back them up and look after their stuff. I could not imaging going somewhere with $2000 worth of PC gear without at least 1 friend with me...

      Security? no. A subtle reminder than the convention complex has video survailence in halls and at every enterance, and a check-in/check-out system should be good enough.

      It's going to be at a convention center or hotel, not a house (no way can a house handle 60+ 4AMP currents... 5-6 ppl per room, how many rooms do you have? ...not. The center will cover any personal liability issues (provided the wiring and table layout meets OSHA requirements for saftey).

      A nice big "YOU are responsible for YOUR stuff" liability damage waiver (play at your own risk) works just fine, and a check-in/check-out system requiring a picture ID and a guy with a labling gun putting your name on your stuff and checking that name on the way out should be a good backup.

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  4. Hire a guard, in cosplay by gentimjs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hire a security guard, but if you want to intimidate lanparty geeks you need to have him dressed up as Arthas or something. Make sure the "steel is real" when selecting a weapon to go with the costume, geeks can tell 440stainless vs polished aluminum a mile away.

    1. Re:Hire a guard, in cosplay by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny

      geeks can tell 440stainless vs polished aluminum a mile away.

      Or they could use something nerds are really afraid of, girls.

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    2. Re:Hire a guard, in cosplay by Nimey · · Score: 1

      440 stainless? Bah! Stainless is crap for weapons. You want good spring steel.

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    3. Re:Hire a guard, in cosplay by G00F · · Score: 1

      Stainless is not what weapons are made from, just ask this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmRUaxq-QhU

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    4. Re:Hire a guard, in cosplay by rbane3 · · Score: 1

      Photoshopped! http://xkcd.com/331/

    5. Re:Hire a guard, in cosplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they could use something nerds are really afraid of, girls.

      I totally agree female security would be way effective... Either totally hot, Bertha or Gothic...

    6. Re:Hire a guard, in cosplay by plover · · Score: 1

      Spring steel? Bah! 1060 is crap for weapons, too. Do you want the blade to go dull before you finish sharpening it? You want a good high carbon shock resistant tool steel that's had the edges properly heat treated.

      :-)

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    7. Re:Hire a guard, in cosplay by Rorschach1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, but there's also an attraction. The end result is that every girl at the event will end up with a halo of geeks around her, separated by a 1-2 meter buffer zone.

      Or haven't you ever been to DefCon?

    8. Re:Hire a guard, in cosplay by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, host a LAN party with girls dressed in security outfits...

      You're not planner on much actually gaming going on here are you?

    9. Re:Hire a guard, in cosplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, host a LAN party with girls dressed in security outfits...

      Where can I sign up?

    10. Re:Hire a guard, in cosplay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Holy Shit

      Hire in 4 hot strippers dressed in tight security uniforms and/or cosplay getup. Have them patrol the area, making small talk, keeping things in order. Nothing will be stolen but glances, my friend.

      Win.

  5. Stuff doesn;t get stolen by eth0-event · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As long as you only have paying visitors and computer geeks nothing will get stolen, all of them have their own equipment to think about, no-one want to risk being kicked out with their "rig" being thrown at their head. On campzone (a 1700 person outdoor lan) im more than comfortable to leave the tent and visit a nearby pool or restaurant. Only a few small items like sponsor flags, and a mobile phone have ever been stolen.

    1. Re:Stuff doesn;t get stolen by The+employee+can+cho · · Score: 1

      Stuff doesn;t get stolen

      Only a few small items like sponsor flags, and a mobile phone have ever been stolen.

      Hmmm, you sure you know what 'doesn't' means? Or stuff?

  6. Nothing by antirelic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your better off not trying to do anything to secure anything short of your own equipment. Just post a sign at the door that states that there is "no security" and that every individual is completely responsible for their own property.

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    1. Re:Nothing by needs2bfree · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I regularly run LAN parties at my school and very few things ever go missing. I might come home from one short a network cable, but its not a big deal to me. I wouldn't worry too much about pricey things unless your supplying it. Its kinda obvious if someone is walking away with 2 monitors when they came in with one. People will generally look after their own possessions. What i would worry about is the venue. If you leave a big mess after, you're responsible for it.

    2. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, depending on local/state/etc regulation, it's probably a better bet for you as well. Attempting to do security can imply that you are responsible for it, and therefore are liable for any losses that your security can't prevent. By explicitly disclaiming responsibility, it becomes the concern of whomever brought the equipment.

      (Of course, check with a local lawyer before depending on this...)

    3. Re:Nothing by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Your better off not trying to do anything to secure anything short of your own equipment. Just post a sign at the door that states that there is "no security" and that every individual is completely responsible for their own property.

      Oh, and make a killing by offering security gear for sale, such as padlocked cables :D

      As the parent poster indicates, people should take of their own stuff. If they are not happy with the rules, then they don't have to participate.

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    4. Re:Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if you want to be really safe legally, have them all sign wavers to participate saying their property is their own responsibility. You can probably find example wavers online...

    5. Re:Nothing by daveywest · · Score: 1

      Gotta agree with parent. You could also profit quite a bit by selling Kingston Security cables on site.

      Check with your local government also. 60 people at an event might require some sort of security force be present for the duration of the event. Even if they are just there to break up unruly nerds, the presence alone may be a good deterrent.

    6. Re:Nothing by mxs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I regularly run LAN parties at my school and very few things ever go missing. I might come home from one short a network cable, but its not a big deal to me. I wouldn't worry too much about pricey things unless your supplying it. Its kinda obvious if someone is walking away with 2 monitors when they came in with one.

      No, it's really not. Not with the stuff people bring to lanparties ... Multiple machines sometimes, and crazy amounts of gear. A guy with 2 monitors is seen often enough, and a guy with 2 monitors on a cart is seen a lot to -- carrying stuff out for their friends/clans. Legitimately.

      People will generally look after their own possessions. What i would worry about is the venue. If you leave a big mess after, you're responsible for it.

      That's a given. With larger lanparties, plan at least one day of cleanup. With really large lanparties, at least two.

  7. The question should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you steal from them without them finding out?

    1. Re:The question should be. by dvice_null · · Score: 5, Funny

      > How can you steal from them without them finding out?

      1. Make everyone sign "The host can keep any stuff that is left behind" contract before entering.
      2. Yell "oh my god, are those girls naked out there"
      3. When everyone is out, close the door
      4. Profit

      That is actually not stealing, because you made them sign. If you want to steal, skip #1.

    2. Re:The question should be. by Manfre · · Score: 1

      5. Get sued for injuries sustained during the stampede?

    3. Re:The question should be. by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      We're talking about a bunch of geeks at a LAN party. I think your cunning plan would fall apart at step 2 as everyone would be too focused on the game to pay attention to naked women.

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    4. Re:The question should be. by babasc · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think the girls need to be naked

    5. Re:The question should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah man, nothin' says profit like abandoned property.

    6. Re:The question should be. by umghhh · · Score: 1

      Once they hear about said girls they either ask for ip address where this exciting streaming video is coming from or run away screaming - this leaves with point 3 not providing for point 4 - no profit.

    7. Re:The question should be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not Really sure that when there is a bunch of geeks playing halo, there is a sound heard other than gun's fire, you better send a BROADCAST MSG.

  8. RE: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cowboy Neal.

  9. Handcuff them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Handcuff them to the table, and when they want to leave, you can escort them out.

    1. Re:Handcuff them by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      Handcuff them to the table, and when they want to leave, you can escort them out.

      I used to work for you, didn't I?

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    2. Re:Handcuff them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Handcuff them to the table, and when they want to leave, you can escort them out.

      My mistress says make sure a pass, er, uh, safe word is designated first.

    3. Re:Handcuff them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Handcuff them to the table, and when they want to leave, you can escort them out.

      I used to work for you, didn't I?

      Only for about an hour.

  10. Tag everything ! by bonekeeper · · Score: 1

    Go crazy and stick a RFID tag on everything, from cables and mousepads to GPUs and go big brother style ! =) Or, just make sure to remember all the participants to watch their equipment, so it becomes their responsibility and not yours, as it always is.

    1. Re:Tag everything ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Make photocopies of everyone's drivers liscenses. Knowing that you are not anonymous anymore is going to be a huge deterrent.

    2. Re:Tag everything ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is unnecessary. A disclaimer is a good start. But I would just take a photo of each person and their stuff during registration. Have one person always watching the door. No equipment leaves without checking the photo to the person.

    3. Re:Tag everything ! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Have you seen how kids dress these days? They can fit a whole 21" CRT monitor down their pants and no one will be the wiser.

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  11. a huge porn server by thermian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stick one of those on the network, and people will be too busy downloading that to bother about stealing stuff.

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    1. Re:a huge porn server by fractic · · Score: 1

      I fully endorse this idea! Between brackets: where exactly is this LAN party?

    2. Re:a huge porn server by MortenMW · · Score: 3, Funny

      Downloading music is stealing! I guess that applies to porn as well, unless you license it under the GPL or something. But GPL-porn would probably be made by the same people that release software under the GPL......

    3. Re:a huge porn server by CommieSmurf · · Score: 0

      Combine the huge video files with a 10 Mbps switch and there won't be any spare bandwidth for people to be distracted by games. Experience? I can't admit to something like that publicly.

    4. Re:a huge porn server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can have a look at some of wikipedia's articles on human sexuality (with pictures!) to see this scary fact in reality..

    5. Re:a huge porn server by miruku · · Score: 1

      open source porn anyone?

      (on a somewhat related note, eco-porn)

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    6. Re:a huge porn server by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Any chance of making that server internet-facing? ;)

    7. Re:a huge porn server by shish · · Score: 1

      There already exists creative commons porn; though the original site was taken down and the film made part of a proprietary compilation, you can probably still find some downloads around the net~

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    8. Re:a huge porn server by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      You, sir, will be hearing from my attorney shortly. I am suing for the pain and suffereing you caused with that image.

  12. Re:FIRST POST!!@1! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm trying to come up with words to describe how epic this fail is...

  13. No you can't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can handle all the logistics of operation. The only thing I can't wrap my head around is: how do I prevent theft at the lan party?

    Since security is part of "the logistics of operation", I'd say you can't handle all of them.

  14. Don't make it "open to the public." by Huntr · · Score: 1

    If you're that worried about security, make it invite only, then only invite people you trust. Simple.

  15. Parties in general by Merc248 · · Score: 1

    You can't expect to prevent theft at all in any kind of party.

    So be sure to either invite only your friends, or make everyone responsible for their own stuff, like every other party out there.

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    1. Re:Parties in general by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      You can't expect to prevent theft at all in any kind of party.

      Hell, if it's a really good party you should wake up 2 weeks later naked in an alley in Tijuana.

    2. Re:Parties in general by BalmyBrute · · Score: 0

      With one less kidney.

    3. Re:Parties in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a guy's name tattooed on your butt.

    4. Re:Parties in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, if it's a really good party you should wake up 2 weeks later naked in an alley in Tijuana.

      This once happened to me, but for some reason I woke up with an incredible pain in my ass

  16. video capture, check id's by Surt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Post signs saying you will record video. And do it (assuming you have a large rectangular space, 4 cameras to get a 360 degree view should be easy to set up, and relatively cheap). Record video capturing the face and ID of each person attending, at a bottlenecked entrance. If you have a venue with a parking lot, notify everyone that there will be videotaping of the parking lot, and again, do it. If you have the budget, hire a professional to do the ID checking. This should pretty much make any theft a non issue to prosecute. Be sure to post a disclaimer that you're not responsible for items lost/stolen though.

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    1. Re:video capture, check id's by CommieSmurf · · Score: 0

      Host the LAN in the airport. Make everyone take off their shoes and have their laptops searched on the way in; hopefully nothing any worse.

    2. Re:video capture, check id's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you kidding me? Put up cameras is your solution? No offense, but at any of the large LAN parties I've been to, when you went to check your tapes you'd find nothing on them but a nice full-motion shot of goatse.

      The solution is to either

      a) Risk it
      b) Spend some time talking with some business owners around town who host public events, like bars, etc. and are familiar with the issues you mention.
      c) Pay someone to worry about that part of it for you.
      d) Convince your gullible friend to host it instead.
      e) Just don't have one.

      Good luck!

    3. Re:video capture, check id's by rtechie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod parent up.

      This is the best, cheapest solution. Photocopying the IDs would also be a good idea. The fear of video surveillance will deter most thieves.

      However, you might not to run these on a very regular basis, especially if they're in a relatively remote location. There is a non-trivial chance that a bunch of guys with guns could show up and take everything (including your surveillance equipment). If, based on your location, you think the cops would show up in 5 minutes with a 911 call you're okay.

      IOW, don't run your LAN party in a rough neighborhood.

    4. Re:video capture, check id's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, until someone steals the security cameras!

    5. Re:video capture, check id's by Surt · · Score: 1

      It's not hard to make that obvious. You elevate the cameras to a position that requires a step to get at them, and don't leave such a step in place. Then someone trying to steal your cameras becomes very, very obvious.

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    6. Re:video capture, check id's by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

      Solution given: use cameras, lots of them, make sure they can see everything.
      Most probably location of poster: UK.

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    7. Re:video capture, check id's by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Especially obivious if the cameras see each others. Also, considering it's a geek event, make sure the video records can't be hacked... Ie. no access to video storage servers from the LAN, from the Internet or with WLAN, and no discreet access opportunities to the cabling or other hardware by the guests.

    8. Re:video capture, check id's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, also have someone on hand to take fingerprints and DNA samples. If you can get the local PD to do a full background check, even better. Tell them they can use the waterboard out back.

    9. Re:video capture, check id's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why go half way? Call the TSA and ask if they can supervise your security theatre.

    10. Re:video capture, check id's by kabocox · · Score: 1

      If you have a venue with a parking lot, notify everyone that there will be videotaping of the parking lot, and again, do it. If you have the budget, hire a professional to do the ID checking. This should pretty much make any theft a non issue to prosecute. Be sure to post a disclaimer that you're not responsible for items lost/stolen though.

      I'm mixed. I'd think some place that had tons of video recording would be held by the courts to a higher standard of being responsible for items lost/stolen than a place that only had a sign up that said "no security not responsible for lost/stolen items." They should both be legally expected to require the same amount of security/safety and the bar is most likely pretty low. I've seen those not responsible signs up every where esp stores. I don't know if that's actually true though. They may get you to think that way and not take action after the fact, but taken actions against the place that allowed the lost/stolen items is your only option of raising what ever that min. bar that everyone is expected to live by.

      Personally, I wouldn't throw a party/invite people over that I didn't trust in my home. If you think that they'll walk off with something of yours, then do you really want them at your event? If I was going to be held responsible by my guests for their equipment, I'd ban them bringing equipment and provide it all myself. That way I'd know that all the computer equipment was mine and that they shouldn't be walking out with any of it.

    11. Re:video capture, check id's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, Britan.

  17. kensington cable locks by spirit_fingers · · Score: 1

    Most computers and many monitors have Kensington cable lock slots. They won't deter the professional thief (nothing short of a security guard will), but they will give the casual thief some pause, and that's your main worry.

    Make sure the cable is looped around something that is relatively solid and unmovable.

    1. Re:kensington cable locks by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      Make sure the cable is looped around something that is relatively solid and unmovable.

      Such as the gamers themselves. Oh, wait...

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    2. Re:kensington cable locks by xangelo · · Score: 1

      Hahah, we don't want to strangle them.. not unless they sign a few extra waivers.. but even then I'm sure there'll be SOME sort of trouble.

  18. Arthurio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry about theft. You can't ensure that there's none. Just don't give the people any false sense of security. Let them keep an eye on their own things. Let it be known that everyone is responsible for their own equipment.

  19. Duct tape the equipment by Sonic+McTails · · Score: 0

    Just duct tape everything down, so it can't be removed without a lot of effort.

    I tagged the article "lotsofducttape"

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    1. Re:Duct tape the equipment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      including the mouse

    2. Re:Duct tape the equipment by JustOK · · Score: 1

      but what if someone steals the rolls of duct tape?

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    3. Re:Duct tape the equipment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha ha the power of track ball mice comes into its own i can gaffa it down and still use it i will pwn you all

  20. Webcams + ZoneMinder ? by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

    Do just like any other 'public' place would do - put up cameras and have them record however much space you can get away with. Let the people know, too. That will take care of half of them, the other half will (hopefully) be able to be reviewed.

    Or, you could just walk around with a fully automatic AK-47 airsoft rifle. Hell, do that anyway. Nothing like sniping an unsuspecting gamer from the top of the stairs. And getting it on camera. =p

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    1. Re:Webcams + ZoneMinder ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Walking around with an airsoft gun would be a bad, bad, idea. You want people to take your security seriously and handing them a toy gun detracts from that. Granted, not everyone can tell the difference, but you risk simultaneously spooking the sheep and making a joke of yourself to the wolves. Besides, for the $300 you'd spend on a quality airsoft you could get a real AK (although not full auto).

    2. Re:Webcams + ZoneMinder ? by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

      Looks like SOMEONE has a case of the notgettingmyhumors! =p

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  21. Theft happens. by Kelbear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Businesses have an accounting factor called "inventory shrinkage" which really just amounts to "theft". People will steal from time to time, not many actually do it, but some do, and so thefts will happen. You can increase security to discourage it, but you can never make a full guarantee.

    Thus, you can increase security in practical ways, but eventually increasing security stops being practical and can even fail to increase actual security. After that, resign to the fact that theft happens. You may increase ticket prices to compensate for the expected loss of a router or two. If it doesn't happen, consider it a credit to the next lan party's theft compensation.

    1. Re:Theft happens. by Bazar · · Score: 1

      Inventory Shrinkage accounts for more then just theft.

      Its simply writing off missing or damaged goods that aren't worth accounting for on an individual basis. Did some get inventory get broken while in storage, or damaged by staff.

      Small thefts can be included in the costs, but its not just an alternate name for thievery.

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  22. Easy by clarkkent09 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just place machine gun nests at strategic locations and make sure to have plenty of dogs, preferably Rottweilers.

    Seriously though, this does this question have anything to do with technology? Do the same things as you do when you throw a regular party, i.e. trust people who come not to steal stuff and to keep track of their own stuff. Or ask couple of friends to keep an eye on things if you are really paranoid

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    1. Re:Easy by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

      What? Use social interaction to simply fix a problem that could equally be solved by the use of needlessly complex technology!? ARE YOU MAD?!?

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  23. Re:DNF by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    It's 11 years closer to coming out than it used to be...

  24. A neuro tranciever. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 0

    Require all participants to wear a neurotranciever. The Borg may find it efficient for communication but it can also serve the purpose of monitoring everyone simultaneously. Just remember, thought crime isn't illegal yet.

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  25. Dogs. by keatonj · · Score: 0

    If it's overnight, don't let people leave during the evening hours (with equipment). Tagging items is possible, but your only good chance is to have "easy to peel off" stickers, which would allow easy fraud... Making sure everyone is on their toes for their own stuff is a mighty good tactic. If everyone is constantly vigilant about their own stuff, theft will go down (using your audience as security guards). You'll need at least a few security people if your going have 60 people. That's a fair few people, and all it takes is two of them to get pissed off, and you could have chaos on your hands. With just a few people that inspect everyone leaving, you could prevent a whole heap of theft. One of your strongest paths will either be the classic fear mongering, or strict entry/exit requirements. One LAN I went to had "cards" that everyone got, and on them labeled our gear (we had to pre-register).. and you weren't allowed out with gear, unless it was on your card. And when you left, they crossed it off.

  26. Venue matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Host it at a local hotel conference room or banquet room. Rent it.

  27. DRM by CyberVenom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone knows that DRM is really the only answer for preventing theft in today's high-tech society.

    1. Re:DRM by krkhan · · Score: 1

      Or better, just install Vista on all of the systems. It won't be fool proof but no real geek would try to steal any part of a system that's running Vista. For the non-geeks, you can just try simply labeling your entire systems as Intellectual Property (TM).

    2. Re:DRM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't be fool proof but no real geek would try to steal any part of a system that's running Vista.

      Wrong! That makes them twice as likely to steal it, so they can "liberate" it by wiping Vista and installing Linux. It's the equivalent of animal rights activists rescuing smoking beagles from a lab.

    3. Re:DRM by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Damnit, someone stole the DRM sever!

  28. Host it somewhere else. by Drakin020 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Find an internet cafe' and see if you can rent it out. Most cafe's will let you for a fee.

    Have everyone pitch in a few bucks and you should be fine.

    Theres a place that lets you do that here in Dallas.

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  29. Waiver! by MarkvW · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Draft a legally binding waiver and require all participants to sign it without modification. Plus insurance (as the other poster said). Plus take reasonable security measures.

  30. Been there... by eth1 · · Score: 1

    Some friends of mine did this ~10 years ago, and I helped out a bit.

    Either you (or possibly your venue) will need insurance.
    You might need to hire a police officer (check laws for this one).

    We had a checkpoint at the door. We had an engraving pen there, and all CPUs and monitors were *required* to have your driver's license number engraved on them to be brought in, and we didn't allow any equipment to leave without checking. All other equipment (kb/mouse/headphones/etc.) was "at your own risk." We also offered to engrave anything else they had if they wanted us to, but didn't require a check to remove it.

    1. Re:Been there... by eth1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, forgot one other biggie!

      We had to hire a generator rental company to provide power. We couldn't find any place that enough juice to one room to run 50 PCs. (at least, not without seriously violating code)

    2. Re:Been there... by zulater · · Score: 1

      Engraving things is a bit much. Quakecon does it well. You let them know the items you will bring or tell them at the door. They give you a list of your stuff with your name and an id (drivers license number etc) and you must have that paper to check out. Get detailed, enermax black and grey case, xxx mouse, xxx 17"lcd etc.

    3. Re:Been there... by eth1 · · Score: 1

      Now you mention it, I think we did keep an inventory list for everyone, as well. Plus a "we're not responsible for your stuff" waiver.

      Yeah we were anal about it, but the reality was, everyone either didn't care, or was glad we were doing it. Remember, this was 10 years ago, so those gaming rigs cost dearly. As a bonus, their stuff was engraved, in case it was ever stolen from somewhere else :)

    4. Re:Been there... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      We had an engraving pen there, and all CPUs and monitors were *required* to have your driver's license number engraved on them to be brought in

      Everything already has a unique ID, the serial number. Why not use that? Record all the persons equipment numbers, and they have to have that paper on the way out.

    5. Re:Been there... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Everything already has a unique ID, the serial number. Why not use that? Record all the persons equipment numbers, and they have to have that paper on the way out.

      Don't count on it, most cheapo generic cases don't have a serial number on them. Heck, mine doesn't even have a manufacturer on it as far as I can tell. This is a lan party, so I would expect a few home built rigs with cases like that.

      If you have a case like mine, you can do what I do and use a label-maker to put a made up serial number on the back of the PC (don't forget to write this number down somewhere!). Then hope that any thief that steals the box is too dumb to realize what was done and peel the label off.

    6. Re:Been there... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      Couldn't run 50 PCs? Wow, that must suck.

      Our office has 440V coming in, and we generally run 200+ amps on all three phases. 50 PCs would barely be a blip on the radar.

      --
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    7. Re:Been there... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Did you have to use UPS's or any other type of system to clean the power? Reason I ask is the last time I saw a PC (a single PC) attempt to run off a generator, the power coming in was so "dirty" that it caused problems with the computer's power supply. This could have just been a really crappy generator, though.

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    8. Re:Been there... by eth1 · · Score: 1

      We didn't have any UPSs (aside from a few people that brought their own). The generator was one of those big trailer-based ones with filtered output.

      Probably cleaner power than you get from the wall :P

    9. Re:Been there... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah that makes sense. What we were using was a haul in the back of a pickup truck diesel kind

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  31. Owner's responsibility by Dancindan84 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    First off, make sure that everyone knows they're responsible for their own equipment and not to leave it unattended. Period. Put in cameras, bouncers, whatever you want to minimize the chances of theft, but don't rely on them. I know it sounds like a cop out, but a party situation just has too many variables to control effectively.

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  32. Easy: Keep it small by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 1

    I've done quite a few LAN parties now; big & small. They started with me and my flatmate housing 8 mates in our living room, battling out various incarnations of war. Then slowly it grew into many more people until finally it got too big; too dispersed, and the original spirit of the gaming sessions was lost to clusters of people doing their own thing; with little cohesion in the group.

    Now, when we do LAN parties, it's 8 people max, and people everyone knows well. 8-way battles with mates + pizza & vodka + drinking games == some of the best nights I've ever had.

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  33. To each their own. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure the people coming know that they are responsible for their equipment. I for one never leave my gear unattended. Either me or one of my friends is around are stuff at all times.

    Also you'll need to make it apparent that ANY theft what-so-ever will result in the police being called.

    Otherwise it's from my experience at most LAN parties people keep an eye on each others gear.

  34. Seriously?... by whisper_jeff · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is news on Slashdot? Seriously? Really? Wow... Must be a slow day...

  35. Re:DNF by gnick · · Score: 1

    No, it has been 11 years since its announcement.

    Unfortunately, I'm not sure it's any closer.

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  36. Give away some free tickets or goodies by Meshugga · · Score: 1

    for chaps who are willing to do a little security duty.

    Their job would be to control the entry at the signon and the exit while the party. They should write down serial numbers and names (ids) of all equipmen brought to the party which is bigger than what fits in a pocket, i.e. desktops, laptops, switches, tfts etc.

    Make it clear that anything smaller is to be carried with the owner and that there is no guarantee that the aforementioned security measure is sufficient or can even prevent theft.

    And of course, provide holes in desks where people can fixate their kensington locks.

    This is plenty for opportunity thieves, you can't do anything against organized actions which wouldnt make regular people uncomfortable anyway (like cameras, too much security standing around, police, body searches, etc)

  37. Why are you worried? by ogrius · · Score: 1

    A poster above suggested a waiver... which never hurts.

    But to me it would depend on the space you are using.

    A lan party local to me uses one big room with all the users in it. Then if you restrict access to the area to only people playing plus have limited ways in or out it gets rather difficult to sneak stuff out.

    Plus for the most part people will be near their computers, playing them. It is some what common sense to ask you neighbour to watch your stuff when you take a washroom break or something.

    As for security guards I think they would be useless unless being used to keep the site closed to playing/paying people only. A security guard is not going to know that Jim Bob has two computer cases in that rubbermaid he is carrying. The security guard gives the illusion of security, not real security.

  38. personal experience by comp21llc · · Score: 1

    I can tell you from personal experience that you will have little to anything to worry about with regards to theft of another's belonging... depending on the size of your town, most of the gamers will all know each other, in fact, there will probably only be 2-3 major groups of friends that will come... On the other hand, while you're not worried about theft of property, I can relay to you a personal story here: My computer repair shop in SE Missouri used to have LAN parties ALL the time... at least every month or two... the biggest problem we found? We would accidentally leave sales information (companies we were going to contact, sales leads, etc)... apprently, we had several individuals who were coming over, going through that information when no one was looking and then telling their employer or their their friends who owned a competeing computer repair business... It's hard to walk out with physical items that don't belong to you, but it's very easy to walk out with information...

  39. Not your problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just tell people to keep an eye on their shit

  40. nooooo! by thermian · · Score: 5, Funny

    But GPL-porn would probably be made by the same people that release software under the GPL......

    Must...burn...imagination....

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    1. Re:nooooo! by spazdor · · Score: 4, Funny

      /34/ Richard Stallman.

      GO GO GO

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    2. Re:nooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creative Commons, not GPL. GPL is for code.

    3. Re:nooooo! by hedwards · · Score: 1

      GPL would be better, it would allow you to alter it as desired, as long as you made the original and the diffs of the changes available.

      I don't believe that the Creative commons requires that.

      Plus with GPL you could also replace the bodies with somebody worth looking at. Making it more better than before.

    4. Re:nooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ron Stallman and Candy Torvalds.

      Coming never, or so we hope for mankind's sake.

    5. Re:nooooo! by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Funny

      Congratulations, you have irreparably broken the internets.

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    6. Re:nooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Richard M. Stallman replaces Ron Jeremy as "The Stud"?
      Morgan Webb replaces Jenna Jameson?

  41. Nudity solves the problem by Gerocrack · · Score: 1

    Have a naked lan party! Nudity leaves the participants with nowhere to hide stolen items... well, almost nowhere.

    1. Re:Nudity solves the problem by ogrius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah and then you get someone who "proves" they can hide items... Don't go there. :)

    2. Re:Nudity solves the problem by ksd1337 · · Score: 0

      This guy already proved himself. ;-)

    3. Re:Nudity solves the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats why you enforce a strict ratio of 50:1 females to males.

    4. Re:Nudity solves the problem by triso · · Score: 1

      Thats why you enforce a strict ratio of 50:1 females to males.

      In thy dreams. Y'all will be lucky if you get one female in 50 to show, unless you host a Sims death match.

  42. Chuckee Cheese has the same problem... by Wugger · · Score: 1

    ...only they have to worry about people stealing *children*, so count yourself lucky. :) So do hospital post-natal wards, for that matter.

    On the way in, they put a uniquely ID'ed bracelet on the kids and the parents. There's only one way out, and on the way out a staffer checks that kids match parents. It's a nice way to reduce the amount of security needed.

  43. security is an illusion by mbaGeek · · Score: 1
    "I don't know if they're trustworthy enough to not steal other people's equipment."

    they aren't - good locks make people honest

    the important thing with any type of "physical security" is that it be highly visible - i.e. one guard standing at the entrance will probably just irritate people (and not prevent any theft)

    even if you hire a security guard and use security cameras (but that is probably overkill) it won't prevent someone who is motivated from stealing something

    whatever level of security you decide to use - make sure people understand that you are not responsible for "items lost or stolen" and that they should not leave small/valuable items unattended

    and of course IANAL ;-) so I don't know what level of implied liability you are taking on...

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  44. Make an example out of someone by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Use the old caning rod on one of the gimps and claim that he stole a 32meg jump drive from you. That will keep them all honest.

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    Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
  45. Disclaimer by rgbe · · Score: 1

    I have organised and been to many LAN parties, although none as big as yours. I have never had anything reported as being stolen. Geeks are geeks and generally will not leave their PC for too long. I would trust the people who come, but make them aware that everyone is responsible for their own gear/lives. If you are really concerned have them sign a disclaimer.

  46. this may be just me but... by m2bord · · Score: 1

    i wouldn't have anyone over to my house who may steal from me in the first place. if you can't trust your friends not to steal from you, then maybe it's time for new friends.

    secondly..i have a moderately sized home (3000 sq ft) and i wouldn't dream of having 60 people over unless it was an emergency.

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    1. Re:this may be just me but... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      The question does not say he is planning to host it at home.

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  47. I can help you out by Geste · · Score: 1

    I can help you out. When are you thinking of having it? What's the street address?

  48. As far as security goes - by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 3, Funny

    - You should hire the Hells Angels and pay them with beer. Make sure you announce it nationwide and let everyone know that event is free. Then you let someone film a doc about it. Oh, and make sure you have everyone stand out in the hot sun all afternoon before it kicks off. And don't forget to make it easy for everyone to have easy access to drugs an alcohol.

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  49. General Liability by jchawk · · Score: 1

    Why are you worried about other peoples property, just state as part of the sign up that you can't be held responsible.

    Hold the event at a licensed event center or hall. Doing this should ensure that you don't have to worry about someone getting hurt. If something happens they sue the event location (who has insurance). Talk to the venue about what they are willing to cover in case something happens. Also have a disclaimer on your tickets / sign-up sheets that explain you are to be held harmless in the event of an accident.

    If you are still worried about getting sued for someone getting hurt seek Event Liability Insurance you can track down numerous places that sell it by googling for "Event Liability Insurance". Or even easier call your normal insurance rep and see if they can recommend someone. Most good car / home / renter insurance reps can get you to someone who can help.

    I'm not a lawyer but if you follow these tips and do some 5th grade math you ought to be able to have fun at your event and make a couple of bucks for your time!

  50. The Hells Angels by grolaw · · Score: 0, Troll

    Didn't work out too well for the 'Stones.

    You, sir, need a business entity of your own, such as a LLC - to do this deal. You need to rent space (hotel ballrooms at older hotels are great venues - rooms to rent, bathrooms aplenty, their own security and restaurant or something like room/ballroom service available) and delegate security.

    Depending upon what state you are located in, you might want to impose a "no concealed carry" on the participants and their guests. Unless you like the idea of some fool with a pocket rocket deciding to trade the virtual for the real. Ever see what a .357 can do to a telephone pole? A .44? Both rounds will shoot right through an engine block. Imagine a row of gamers at a long table - how many can YOU take out with one round?

    You also need liability insurance. You will be asked for a waiver when booking the site.

    Oh yeah, medical emergency numbers and hospital locations are absolutely necessary.

    1. Re:The Hells Angels by greenreaper · · Score: 1

      A row of gamers? It wouldn't get through more than two or three before being stopped by the drag coefficient.

    2. Re:The Hells Angels by grolaw · · Score: 1

      I've put a hard cast .44 wadcutter through three creosote-treated telephone poles shooting my Ruger at all three we stuck in post holes in a line. The density of human flesh is far, far less.

      A WWII Vintage MBR like the Springfield or the M1 will do the same.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1903_Springfield_rifle

    3. Re:The Hells Angels by grolaw · · Score: 1

      A certain 12-year-old rated my Wednesday August 20, @04:49PM (#24680921) post a Troll. That weasel would be:
      FireStormZ (1315639)

      Or, somebody he paid to mod me down.

      Toast FireStormZ (1315639) and Santa will be nice to you.

      Meanwhile, FireStormZ (1315639) - i'll get you, and your little dog, Toto, too,,,,

  51. The Watchmen by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    It's quite simple. When you sit down. Ask the guy to your right and to your left to watch your shit. As long as one of them is honest then your stuff won't get stolen.

    I would implement a simple SQL server and a still camera.

    As someone checks in take a picture of their driver's license, case and their monitor.
    When they leave with gear type in their name and check the photo. Then hook a webcam to the computer and point it at the LAN party. Tracking 60 people in a room is pathetically easy.

    Then just lie and say the parking lot is under surveilance.

  52. simple. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    every person entering has their gear tagged by you. anyone leaving must match the tag of the stuff no EXCEPTIONS. no bags allowed people will be frisked.

    Really simple. people not wanting a tag will be refused entry.

    It's not rocket science.

    I say post a sign, if your stuff get's stolen, it's YOUR FAULT, you being here means you agree to this.. and let your patrons deal with it.

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    1. Re:simple. by fmobus · · Score: 1

      You just described Campus Party's modus operandi. People were required to tag everything and everything was meticulously checked at exit. It worked even in Brazil, where criminality is rampant. Of course, this has some implications in emergency situations. I believe your local firefighting authority would not be happy with large concentration of people and no emergency exits.

  53. Make an example.... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    Simple. Wait for someone to actually steal something then make an example of them. Piking their head at the door should do nicely. Although there might be some local ordinances against it, possibly some heath codes too. Might want to consult a lawyer or a constable just in case.

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    1. Re:Make an example.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piking their head at the door should do nicely.

      Stick a fish on their head?

    2. Re:Make an example.... by British · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing a video where someone at a lan party was made an example of. He was cheating, so officials at said LAN party ripped out his case and threw it on the ground outside. It shattered.

    3. Re:Make an example.... by grolaw · · Score: 1

      Public health - how to deal with the excess bodily fluids is a prime issue....

  54. why lan party in the first place? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't need to haul your computer around accross town just to play online games. LAN parties are of the pre-broadband era.

  55. Hire a bouncer! by OodlesOfGerbils · · Score: 1

    Get one of your more burly friends to serve as a security guard. Pay them in whatever way you see fit, but do make sure you pay them.

  56. Didn't see much of a theft problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the LAN parties I went to, I didn't see much of a theft problem. The LAN party's equipment, I don't even know where it was.. the tables all had an ethernet cable stringing up to plug into, but switches etc? Who knows. As for other people's stuff, just make it their responsibility. At the one I was at people were so busy gaming, they wouldn't have a chance to go stealing.

  57. Downtime by Kelz · · Score: 1

    After, say, 2AM: No equipment of any sort goes in or out. Have someone awake (its a lan party ffs, people will be awake) and vigilant towards anyone walking out the door with any equipment.

    For liability: make everyone sign a no-liability form.

  58. funny, I thought he meant... by sjs132 · · Score: 1

    When I first saw the headline, I thought he meant how to stop people from stealing the SOFTWARE and files that are available on other peoples computers... I guess I'm just stupid, because I've never seen hardware walk at a LanParty, but we usually know each other, or at least everyone knows the host. That is usually the deterrant. But, Just me I guess....

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  59. Worst. Article. Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slow news day at slashdot?

  60. Here's some pointers :-) by mxs · · Score: 4, Informative

    Having organized parties as large as 2000 people, there is one thing that will pretty much be true with a party of every size : You cannot possibly guarantee that there won't be any theft at all and maintain a decent party atmosphere (let alone keep inside the budget).

    You should, under no circumstances, assume liability over your guests' equipment. They need to know they are responsible for their own stuff, and that you will not be held accountable if somebody steals it. If they cannot watch their equipment for the duration of the party, then that is not your fault.
    You can, of course, offer a "lockbox"-service -- i.e. offer to keep their hardware secured in a cage or some such which is guarded 24/7; This is pretty much the same model as wardrobe at theaters. You take their bags/hardware, issue them a ticket, and do not release the bags/hardware without that ticket. Make sure you inform yourself on what liability you are taking on (if any), possibly restrict it to a maximum value, and consider insuring yourself against theft thereof. If you do this, make absolutely sure that the station is manned 24/7 (we usually do this near the reception area). Think about policies and procedures for when somebody loses their ticket (they will.)

    If you provide the network/power infrastructure (and you usually do), think a bit about how to secure it. If you rent your equipment, inquire about theft insurance. It may well be worth it, depending on what your equipment costs. The most probable time switches, routers, etc. get stolen is when everybody is packing up (at the end of the party) -- it's chaos at that point. Keep an eye on your stuff. We usually devise a monitoring system; if your switches are managed, you can keep pinging them once a second from a central station. If they don't reply two or more times, an alarm goes off (loud, obnoxious, flashy alarm, with the equipment name, number and mapped location on the screen, in red). Make sure you have people in place who can follow up on that stuff, fast. If there is only one exit, it may be easier to check for your "bigger" stuff; smaller stuff is easy to hide in bags, and searching bags is not only really, really timeconsuming, but also kills party atmosphere, potentially lands you in legal hot waters, etc.

    Do not assume that people will leave via the designated exit/entrance area. You will most likely HAVE to have a secondary fire exit (or more, depending on the size of the venue). These cannot be blocked or barred. When people leave at the end, they may also use these. Equipment near there is rather high risk. Have people there.

    Security "guards" (i.e. guys hired for that specific purpose) are nice for FEELING secure, but they don't actually do much. LAN-party goers don't usually end up in fistfights, and you don't want guards roughing up your guests. It doesn't, of course, hurt when some of your organizing team (you do have a team, right ?) look impressive in person :>

    Security cameras don't usually have high resolutions and are easily avoided. You can make pretty nifty time-compressions of them though for the after-party videos.

    If you want, you can devise a ticketing/sticker system for high-value items of your guests ... I.e. when they check in, give them 3-4 stickers for their equipment and a token to be kept secure (an armband, a badge, that sort of stuff). They affix their stickers to their equipment, and on checkout, you check the stickers against the badge. If you go this road, do keep an eye on speed. Wireless handheld barcode scanners can help. If this process is too slow, your team and your guests will grow frustrated at checkout and eventually not bother with it anymore.

    You mention that you do not know the people who are coming. Do you also not know who is coming ? If not, make it a requirement to sign up on your website. Throw in some nifty stuff for that (seat selection, etc.), and people will do it. That way at least you'll have some personal information to identify people with.

    1. Re:Here's some pointers :-) by Rick+Bentley · · Score: 1
      Video works great, if you're smart about it.

      Security cameras don't usually have high resolutions and are easily avoided.

      Actually, security cameras can have very high resolution and are unavoidable when properly installed.

      We run a Video Surveillance system in a SAAS model (video data is pumped offsite to us, where we store it so its safe from theft/destruction/etc.), so we see a LOT of cameras and a lot of video busts. When we first started there were a mostly 320x240 crappy cameras with pin-hole lenses on the market -- these only worked if you framed the subject right in front of the camera and were in broad daylight. Now you can get a 1600x1200 pixel camera with enough light gathering ability to see clearly in sub-candlelight, and in complete darkness if you have an IR illuminator (e.g. Axis 223M).

      Another poster mentioned putting at least one camera at a bottleneck entrance and then others on the gear. That's the perfect strategy, and SOP for the security industry. This way you get at least one really good face shot of each attendee when they walk in. Now it doesn't matter that the cameras that are covering the gear can't get a good forensic face shot -- as long as the recording is good enough to match the person doing the stealing with the video of him or her at the bottleneck, you've got enough for a bust.

      Even if you don't get the perfect face shot, if you get video of someone grabbing someone else's tower case or 28" LCD monitor, just e-mail the footage to all the attendees ... someone will know who it was.

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    2. Re:Here's some pointers :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      smaller stuff is easy to hide in bags, and searching bags is not only really, really timeconsuming, but also kills party atmosphere, potentially lands you in legal hot waters, etc.

      You can search people coming in, but not going out. (see stories on "receipt reviewers")

      People that don't agree to the search CANNOT be prevented from leaving unless you saw them steal something.

      Even then you're probably better off taking a picture and calling the cops. Last thing you need is an assault charge for tackling/restraining somebody.

    3. Re:Here's some pointers :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want, you can devise a ticketing/sticker system for high-value items of your guests ... I.e. when they check in, give them 3-4 stickers for their equipment and a token to be kept secure (an armband, a badge, that sort of stuff).

      Or even better... have security goons with armbands! Armbands with swastikas on them! And invite that British F1 SM dude and the girls that were with him!

  61. Security by Chucky Cheese by theCat · · Score: 1

    Use a UV-readable marker to mark peoples' arms with a sekret sign (of the beast!) and a random number, and then mark their equipment same-wise. Then, nobody gets out with a boxen who 1) isn't marked on the arm with the sekret sign + number, and 2) has equipage marked the same.

    Isn't perfect, but tis l33tful.

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    1. Re:Security by Chucky Cheese by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Hey, you stole my idea!

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    2. Re:Security by Chucky Cheese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unworkable, as you can't prevent someone from leaving your property.

    3. Re:Security by Chucky Cheese by theCat · · Score: 1

      Hah! You funny. You can unhand them of what they are trying to steal and *then* let them go. Assuming the real owner doesn't "escort" them to the nearest alley for a "discussion" then they walk.

      The idea is, if you have a human-based security check at the door it raises the barrier to success and introduces an element of risk (AKA "I'm calling the cops on your punk ass.") Chucky Cheese uses the method to discourage pedophiles and childnappings. I sense that it works.

      And tis still l33tful.

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  62. Tazer guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots and lots of tazer guns. Preferably two per person so they can duel wield them.

    1. Re:Tazer guns by Gerafix · · Score: 1

      No just a BFG or two.

  63. ask those people to monitor by deconvolution · · Score: 1

    Instead of hiring those securities. Why not just ask the attendee to be as the security guards based on some simple rules?

    For example, in your case, you can randomly divided 60 people into 20 groups with 3 people in each group. One group will check around the whole party about certain interval, say 10 mins, and then switch to the next group. So every player will have get up and take the security responsibilities in every 190 mins (about 3 hours). It is also a good way to force them have a short break to move their fat legs. Also you can make a similar rule based on match results.

  64. Keep the location secret ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. and get security through obscurity!

  65. Parent post... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...is about the only sensible advice on this thread.

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  66. Hasn't been a problem for me by mypalmike · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been to dozens of LAN parties, and I've never lost any equipment. In fact, I usually end up leaving with more equipment than I came with.

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    1. Re:Hasn't been a problem for me by muellerr1 · · Score: 1

      mod parent -1, Culprit

    2. Re:Hasn't been a problem for me by xangelo · · Score: 1

      note: Don't invite this dude...

    3. Re:Hasn't been a problem for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been to dozens of LAN parties, and I've never lost any equipment. In fact, I usually end up leaving with more equipment than I came with.

      It's you that keeps robbing my stuff!!?! :)

  67. Nothing needed. by Mahali · · Score: 0

    I used to do the computer tournaments for a gaming convention.

    We had staff members who were security for the con but no specific precautions taken for the computers. For a couple the years we setup on the main floor and then started doing the computer gaming in separate room we could lock when not in use.

    Computers, monitors, CD cases, and power strips had stickers with the owners name on them.

    Between a staff member being present and self-policing we never had anything stolen.

  68. LAN Party Theft by lionchild · · Score: 5, Informative

    Speaking as someone whose worked with folks who host a 120+ person LAN party every 6 weeks, there are really only 2 ways to prevent it:

    1.) Only invite folks whom you know and trust.
    2.) Don't have a LAN party.

    But, beyond that, try to organize your folks who are coming into groups who know each other, or can at least work cooperatively outside what's going on in the LAN. That is, if you have groups of folks who know one another, then while some are napping or off getting refreshments, someone they knowand trust is there to guard their loot. That's about the most straightforward way, because you won't know everyone, but hopefully everyone there will know a few other folks. And if they don't, maybe you can create some new groups of friends.

    More than that, you DO need to have some sort of hold harmless paperwork that everyone agrees and signs, so you're not left with the liability issue. I mean, let's say no one steals anything, no one hurts themselves, what if someone innocently brings in a virus or malware or keylogger that gets spread through the LAN. Sometimes, CYA is the only way to do things.

    Just my $0.02. Good luck, either way!

    --
    Awk! Pieces of eight. Pieces of eight. Pieces of seven... ERROR: General Protection Fault. [Paroty Error.]
    1. Re:LAN Party Theft by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      The biggest potential problem that I can think of (yeah, yeah, I'm feeling paranoid) is if a bunch of thieves decide to participate and prey on solo gamers.

      --
      "We are Microsoft. You shall be assimilated. Competition is futile."
  69. Curfew and tags by Now.Imperfect · · Score: 1

    60 people isn't very many.

    I would just tag all equipment, and institute a curfew 10pm and later no equipment is to leave the main room. During the day tags must be compared.

  70. Rent a space by EvilIntelligence · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Rent a space outside of your home! You can rent office space, meeting space at hotels, etc, etc. Everybody coming is requesting to bring a small "donation", that would cover the cost.

  71. Severe Ass Whoopin by amishjim · · Score: 1

    Sign: "Anyone caught sealing is subject to a Severe Ass Whoopin"

    1. Re:Severe Ass Whoopin by amishjim · · Score: 2, Funny

      *stealing. . although anyone impersonating Seal should also get an Ass Whoopin. .

  72. Really? by greymond · · Score: 1

    I read this question as: How do I prevent theft at a public event?

    Answer: You can't. It's more than likely going to happen. All you can do is limit your liability.

    Just because it's a LAN party and the majority of attendees will be "nerds/geeks" you can't expect them to be 100% honest. They're still people!

  73. Hardware Theft vs Identity Theft? by Xyverz · · Score: 1

    I'd be more worried about some unscrupulous script kiddie getting in and running a packet sniffer to get usernames and passwords of the folks playing any MMOs at your lan party.

    I do however, like the idea of having participants sign a release saying they're responsible for their own equipment.

  74. Waiver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have hosted a large lan party a few months ago and got people to sign waivers. They were responsible for their own thins and removed liability from my side. Also, when you have thousands of dollars of equipment, people are VERY careful with their things anyway. I experienced no incidents. Good luck with yours!

  75. What do you do? by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1

    What do I do?

    Answer: move to a country where nothing would be stolen?

    --
    How many escape pods are there? "NONE,SIR!" You counted them? "TWICE, SIR!"
    1. Re:What do you do? by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Where is that mythic paradise? Switzerland?

  76. Rent a convention hall by DerekSTheRed · · Score: 1

    I had a friend set up something like you want at a hotel convention room/ballroom. He got a discount because he worked there, but it worked out fairly well. They had tables and chairs there, after a little bit of setup everyone plugged in and played. The only tricky bit was managing the power of all those machines. We had to distribute the load on various walls to prevent breakers from flipping.

  77. cf. camping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, it's the same while your camping... The real question is: who's desperate enough to steal your smelly sleeping bag?

  78. Kids and Fencing by BadDream · · Score: 2, Informative

    When I take my daughter to the local "run and pipes, play games, and eat pizza" restaurant, they stamp our hands to match. I also fence, and before each tournament, we get a stamp applied to our gear after it gets certified. You could do a combination of these with gear and users. Get some cool logo stamp with a number sequencer. Give each attendee a card and stamp the card, and then stamp a sticker on the major components. When you leave, they have to match up the card to the gear. PITA. Some might complain of getting stickers on their gear. Some might think its pretty cool.

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    No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
  79. Preventing Theft in a nutshell by Dramacrat · · Score: 0

    10mm Auto rounds.

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    There are over 36 million lines of COBOL code in the world, and they are all raping children.
  80. From Experience: by hoofinasia · · Score: 1
    My friend was the only employee in a 24-hour lan center for a while. He would close the store for a half hour to eat, bathe, etc. But on the whole it was open all the time and even while he slept nothing was seriously damaged or stolen. It was regularly busy and there was a very strong community vibe and the worse occurrence was a fight, and that only happened because it spilled INTO the venue, from a neighboring bar.

    I guess what I'm saying is, geek hierarchy is strong. Invite lots of friends, and they'll help. Most gamers would just appreciate the opportunity so much that they wouldn't dream of abusing it, lest it never happen again.

    1. Re:From Experience: by almightynayr · · Score: 1

      Ive worked in Cybercafe's and helped found and operate a large successful LAN party for 6 years. The only thing we had stolen was a door prize video card that one of our staff members left sitting on a desk unattended. This was at one of our largest events ever (110+ people). We asked everyone if we could check there bags, everyone agreed. We did not find the card, took it as a loss and made sure everyone knew that a thief was amongst them and they all lost out on the chance to get said prize because of them. Since then we delegated a few people to keep an eye on the prizes and would always make sure they were not left unattended. Never had any problems with users getting there things stolen.

  81. Re:DNF by spazdor · · Score: 1

    that's just it. No matter how far away it is now...

    eleven years ago, it was eleven years further.

    --
    DRM: Terminator crops for your mind!
  82. Make them aware by Choc_Salties · · Score: 1

    I help run a LANparty in Cape Town,South Africa. We cater for 600 people and this is a monthly event, and open to the public. First things first, right of attendance reserved, and enter at your own risk. Also, tell people to be aware of their surroundings, keep small valuables on your person at all times (wallets, cellphones, etc). Keep your case closed (not necessarily locked), and when in groups, try and get people to sleep in shifts, so someone is always awake to look over things. As far as being public is concerned, yes it is, but those people who come to LAN have heard about it either on a local lanparty website or word of mouth, so that already narrows down the attendance "awareness" of people to those who are interested. Yes, things like cellphones have gone missing, harddrives went missing, a handbag disappeared (yes GIRLS do attend our functions, and yes the bag was recovered) but in all cases it was due to negligence of the owners of said things. Just make people aware of these things (use a PA system, or just a headset and BIG speakers) to let people know the houserules. Works for us, should work for you. YMMV on local laws though... BTW it also helps that 2 of our regular attendees are cops ;)

  83. It is called religion.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and maybe if more practiced one we would not have these kinds of problems.

  84. Who is this LAN? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hwo is this LAN guy and why is he having so many parties?

  85. The smart thing to do would be... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Don't invite people you don't trust. Failing that try living a little. Having a great night probably is worth a bit more then some mobile that will be worth fuck all in a year's time.

  86. I have a solution by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

    Don't invite assholes to your parties.

  87. Re:DNF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The joke was that, if it never comes out, it's not any closer.

    As in, we're no closer to the release of the next version of A+ than we were when it was released in '92.

    Too deep?

  88. A Novel Idea by Illbay · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hire a local motorcycle gang to keep order at the Lan party.

    Have them bring their pool cues, in case they get bored during the event and want to shoot some eight-ball.

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    Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
  89. tehriddler by tehriddler · · Score: 1

    Just have everyone sign a non-liability agreement saying you are not responsible for any damages or thefts to them or their property. I've signed these numerous times at LANs.

    1. Re:tehriddler by tehriddler · · Score: 1

      ..and this is exactly what lionchild said. Heh, beat me to it.

  90. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  91. No one can leave? by pedrop357 · · Score: 1

    I have serious doubts if you can do anything besides talk loudly to the person and attempt to document them leaving.

    If a person chooses to leave, you really can't stop them. You can ask them to stop, you can threaten them with bannanation if they refuse to submit to a check, but you can't use force to stop them or even get in their way. You may have some limited recourse as part of a citizen's arrest if you're sure they've actually stolen something.

    Putting hands on someone trying to leave could get you arrested or shot.

  92. Re:DNF by KillerBob · · Score: 1

    That assumes that the days/years remaining until release are finite. Infinite - 11 is still infinite.

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    If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read. - Japanese proverb
  93. Attitude doesn't prevent lawsuits by Kohath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wishful thinking doesn't solve real problems. His "attitude to life" isn't what will prevent theft or defend against lawsuits. His attitude didn't create thieves or lawyers, why would changing his attitude make them disappear? It's not his fault the US is filled with lawyers and thieves.

    That goes for both the LAN guy and the commenter guy.

    In the US, you need to protect yourself from lawyers and thieves. No one else will do it for you and the lawyers and thieves protect each other.

    1. Re:Attitude doesn't prevent lawsuits by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      In the US, you need to protect yourself from lawyers and thieves. No one else will do it for you and the lawyers and thieves protect each other.

      If it were a question, it would be a trick question, Lawyer extends Thief.

    2. Re:Attitude doesn't prevent lawsuits by pbhj · · Score: 1

      There's a joke there involving venn diagrams, but i'll leave it to someone else.

  94. Make everyone sign a waver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stating that they are liable for their own losses and injuries. Post the policy prominently in every place in the house as well.

  95. the solution is easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop hosting lan parties, and start having sex. It's much better for you. No stealing to worry about, just the occasional outbreak of genital warts(they have cream for that). good luck.

  96. 60 people at the party? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Yup, somebody is going to lose something. Hopefully, it will just be their virginity. No, wait, that's important. Hopefully it will just be their wireless mouse.

    But somebody will lose something.

    Just remember... if everybody at the poker table has a gun, one thing is certain. Somebody is going to get shot. Have a doctor, ambulance, or insurance policy handy. Trust not the lawyers.

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    deleting the extra space after periods so i can stay relevant, yeah.
  97. Inventorize things.. by Popsikle · · Score: 1

    When I was hosting large parties I had everyone fill out a checklist of what they brought in and then it was checked by staff at the desk to verify it before they were allowed to setup. This list was also checked before they were allowed to leave as well. Combine that with placing staff members at the end of every row, or scattered evenly among seats alot of the would-be thieves chicken out. That was the point, to try and prevent the petty thieves because honestly at a LAN thats all you can do. People who are going there with thoughts of stealing stuff will, those who look at something while there and say "hmm can I take that" will probably not.

    One thing I also recommend is bumping admission fees up by 2$ per person. They wont notice the difference but it helps to start your "replacement fund" and over a few LAN's you should have a nice chunk of change to be able to replace anything that gets stolen.

  98. Seating Arrangement is the key by Domini · · Score: 2, Informative

    Arrange seating so that small groups are seated together... this way they can watch each others' rigs. They can get to know one another and identify strangers.

    Have all Computers face inward, with only a single accessible entrance for each group from behind.

    Less points of entry, means less points to watch.

  99. Register Equipment, get id cards by thejahn · · Score: 1

    Have every attendee register all equipment on a master list (paper and pen) upon entering. Ensure when people leave they have everything they came with and nothing more, and show contents of all bags. Have a roll call before people leave to demonstrate they have everything of theirs that is on the list. Provide some sticker labels or black magic markers to label some equipment that may not have serials. Announce that you are not responsible for items lost or stolen but are doing this to be very helpful. I agree with teh contracts ideas if you have time. Registering alone will discourage theft. Checking bags on the way out will further deter. Ensure you have IDs for all who attend so to track down anyone who may not have checked out properly. Generally, guards may not be necessary because anything stolen may be cheap enough to handle through small claims court and not worth the expense of guards or extra burdens. Those without drivers should bring a student ID or parental/guardian verification which is good for any other legal reasons.

  100. Do like at chuckee cheese by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Stamp everyones hands, and compare it to what they take out.

    Oh, and armed guards for those that try.. A few dead bodies on a stake out front will be a grand deterrent.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:Do like at chuckee cheese by xangelo · · Score: 1

      I think someone tried that once... They call him Vlad the Impaler.

    2. Re:Do like at chuckee cheese by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Stamp on everyone's hands. Nobody is going to steal heavy monitors or computers with broken fingers.

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      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
    3. Re:Do like at chuckee cheese by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Very good, that was who i was referring to. I bet most people missed the reference totally.

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      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    4. Re:Do like at chuckee cheese by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Who brings heavy monitors and computers to a lan party these days? I thought it was all laptops and minITX now :)

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      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  101. Or by dreamchaser · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or they could use something nerds are really afraid of, girls.

    Or soap. Or sunlight.

  102. Not enough details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first thought is, you really haven't provided much information.

    1. Where is this being held? A house? YOUR house? The yard? Local Park? Rented property?

    2. Are you charging for the event, if so how much?

    No offense to you intended, but this is really the sort of question I'd recommend in a forum dedicated to small business, not technology.
    We'll give you all kinds of ideas about the techy side of the party, but when it comes with how to host a mid-size event involving real live people we're going to come up a little short.

    My solution for you? Make sure you invite one really hot chick and make sure she shows up first. Most of the party won't be able to muster the courage to even come to the house, the rest will be too busy staring at the skimpy outfit to think of stealing anything.

  103. UID? by lophophore · · Score: 1

    Hell, I'm a lot older than Taco, but my user number is higher than his...

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    there are 3 kinds of people:
    * those who can count
    * those who can't
  104. Simple Solution.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe someone hasnt suggested this yet... make your guests sign a waiver! It will simply state that whatever happens to their crap isnt your fault, and you arent liable to be sued for injuries, lost property, or any of that other crap. Also solves issue of minors attending, they need their parents to sign.

  105. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about you tell ppl to create small "groups" with ppl they trust and have those groups seperated by some kind of barriers? The goal would be to have large enough groups so that nothing is left unattended at any moment of the day(though this could be problematic during the night) but still small enough to make stealing hard. It would probably require more space and more organisation but I would feel more secure knowing that my stuff is always being "watched" by ppl I deem trustworthy.

  106. Power consumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you accounted for the massive power draws of 60 graphics cards all trying to crank polygons out as fast as possible?

    Your power bill may be more expensive than liabiltiy or security.

  107. Bar codes by mariushm · · Score: 1

    Each person gets a ticket with a barcode in it, and each device (keyboard, mouse, monitor and so on) gets a sticker with the barcode. Sticker can be on the mouse/keyboard cable for example.

    Place 1-2 guys at the door with barcode readers checking everything that exists the building.

    1. Re:Bar codes by exphyl · · Score: 1

      i was just writing up a super long thing about that... "What about a barcode system? You could simple make a spreadsheet holding the following values: name, assigned number (barcode number). Just have a few stickers per person, for their essentials, keyboard, mouse, monitor, tower... charge them for extra's if you want. Im sure everybody there owns an ID of some sort, simply have them provide id with their name, you can even have a third field being a picture of them if you really want."

    2. Re:Bar codes by triso · · Score: 1

      Each person gets a ticket with a barcode in it, and each device (keyboard, mouse, monitor and so on) gets a sticker with the barcode. Sticker can be on the mouse/keyboard cable for example.

      Place 1-2 guys at the door with barcode readers checking everything that exists the building.

      How does that prevent stuff going out in people's pockets or under their coats?

  108. what I'd suggest... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    If I were to arrange such an event, this is what I'd do...

    First, I'd rent out a hotel conference room. They're going to have a more suitable power infrastructure (and room to host) than anything you're likely to have.

    The rules should be short and clear: no alcohol, theft, or violence will be permitted whatsoever. Everyone is responsible for their own gear. Nobody underage will be allowed (or look into how you'd have to handle the 'underage' angle legally and allow underage people - but I'd say the immaturity level would be too high to make it even worth it). Also, people with money are less likely to steal, and as kids typically don't have any moment of their own, they're more likely to be culprit.

    Importantly, I'd contact a bonded/insured security company and contract for a security guard to be at the door (and/or to police the area). He'd be responsible for checking people in and out - verifying their age, having them register themselves (and their gear), and so on and so forth. The presence alone will deter casual theft, and along with the "you're responsible for your own stuff" should cause people to be cautious enough for you to not worry about it.

    The other thing I'd suggest is that you organize the LAN party so that it's planned, not just a bunch of people at the same place playing their computers. 8-11p is CS:S and WoW, 11p-2a is (whatever, I don't game), and so on and so forth.

    Finally, see if you can't lease out a gaming center nearby. I know of a couple in very small towns, and I can't imagine any reasonably sized town doesn't have one these days. They can take care of the specifics for you, and you'd likely not need people to lug their shit then.

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  109. What a strange game... by argent · · Score: 1

    As WOPR says, "What a strange game. The only way to win is not to play."

  110. KErrist! by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    Picture- much faster-- take a picture of the face, take a picture of all the serial#'s/devices...

    move on..

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    every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
  111. no way to prevent so wny not educate? by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

    If someone is determined to steal something they are going to do it no matter what you do. Therefore, it seems that if you really want to minimize it the best thing to do would be to educate the attendees. So why not do something like appoint someone as saftey cop or whatever and have that person go around and whenever someone is away from their computer have them put a sticker on the monitor saying something like, "Your shit just got stolen!" so that when they come back they will know that their stuff could have easily been taken. If you wanted to get really into it you could do something like every time someone's stuff got caught unattended their MAC was banned for an hour or something. Doing things like this would ensure that everyone kept an eye on their stuff and make it harder for a thief.

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    http://www.popularculturegaming.com -- my blog about the culture of videogame players
  112. You're focusing on the wrong thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    (posting as AC in case some fool decides to cause some trouble at one of my events.)

    I'm part of a large-ish team (10 people) hosting LANs for between 120 and 250 people. We've been hosting events every 6 months for the past 6 years.

    The closest we ever came to a theft was when a sponsor marquee went missing. Turns out this marquee was of a very expensive foldable design and cost almost $2k. We put an announcement out on the PA and 5 minutes later we had the marquee back. The guy who took it thought it'd be OK to souvenir it. Whatever, he owned up in the end.

    We had another guy tell us some people were going to turn up who were not his friends but came from his school. Apparently they had a reputation for vandalism. When the group of 6 arrived, one of our organisers simply told them it'd be $5 each if they wanted to stay and watch. They sighed and left.

    Apart from that, we've had... nothing. 6 years of fun and nothing close to what you're stressing about.

    It's more important to run a high quality event: create goodwill up-front so no-one leaves with a grudge. Don't forget that if someone's attending a LAN, they've got disposable income (therefore aren't desperate to steal/sell goods) and their personality is reasonably social (or soon will be - I admit to learning lots of my social skills from lanning). Make sure your venue has one entry/exit (unlock a second door but have it alarmed - this will pass your fire safety check). Have a roster of staff by the door so someone's always there. Say goodbye to people and talk to them as they leave - it's a great way to add to your atmosphere (you can even give out leaflets about your next event) - you will notice if someone's acting suspicious. Check if your insurance covers theft (it probably won't, but if it does - great.) In other words, take reasonable precautions but don't pull out any hair.

    I'll add that I've gone to hundreds of other public LANs besides the dozen or so I've run. The only thing that's ever happened is 2 PCs (not mine, but people in my group) went missing overnight at a 1000-person LAN 5 years ago. The people whose PCs were stolen had gone home overnight without telling us. If I leave my desk I get a friend to watch out for my stuff - but they are rarely watching properly. Someone could come up and take my stuff, but they haven't yet. I leave out my phone, my DVDs, my cordless keyboard and mouse, mouse-pad... the list goes on. It hasn't been stolen at a LAN.

  113. Defensive Thinking by Rinisari · · Score: 5, Informative

    If this will be your first LAN party, go smaller. Get a feel for the check-in dynamics and such. Then grow.

    If you've got a few smaller ones under your belt, and you want to go big, read on.

    First, indemnify, indemnify, indemnify. Require all attendees to sign a waiver which says they will not hold you accountable for any equipment harm or theft or any personal harm or theft. Ensure that each person knows that they are responsible for their own equipment and actions, and can leave at any time.

    Second, if you're asking for money, clarify the refund procedure. I suggest establishing a no-refund policy, then bending that policy on a case-by-case basis.

    Third, hold the LAN in a secure, very public location. I recommend a church or community center for a 60-man LAN, then a firehall once you break 100.

    Fourth, establish clearly defined, binding rules which outline attendees' expected behavior. I recommend taking a look at the rules contained in the Pittco information sheet, published by the Pittsburgh LAN Coalition (disclaimer: I wrote it and am an organizer of its Iron Storm events).

    Fifth, tell every attendee that security is their responsibility when they sign up and when they arrive. Advise them to bring as little equipment as they can. They should consider locks (barrels, the more numbers the better) for their case and they should put their name on everything. They should also backup their data before coming to the LAN.

    Sixth, if someone comes to you and says they think that something has been stolen, ask them to ask the people around them if they've seen it. Some people immediately think that something has been stolen when perhaps it is underneath something or fell onto the floor. If a lot of people have left the party and/or it's near the end of the party, tell the person to post a lost and found request on your forums (you do have forums, right?) and to remind you so that you can send something in a mass email (you have all of the addresses of your attendees, right?).

    Seventh, remember that most people who come to LANs aren't going to want to steal anything because they're going to be busy guarding their own equipment. Do not allow spectators. If you must, require that they be escorted, or that they check-in with you every so often. Also, use wristbands to keep track of who checked-in. If someone doesn't have a wristband or a staff T-shirt (consider that after an event or two), you have every right to tell them to leave. Call the cops if you have to. Just do not use force—you are not certified or licensed to do such things in public places and you will open yourself to legal trouble.

    Eighth, post this question at forums for MillionManLAN, EverLAN, Lake Effect LAN, Pittco, Noreaster, and some of the other larger, non-corporate-sponsored LANs. They'll give you good advice, and you'll even draw some people to your event!

  114. Don't!! by PontifexMaximus · · Score: 1

    The best way to handle this is don't. There's a lawsuit a mile wide with your name on it if you do. If you want to have a LAN party (I have them quite often) have one with people you can trust. You are just BEGGING for trouble if you go through with this.

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    Pax Vobiscum
  115. Video Tape Everything by Sleen · · Score: 1

    Just warn ahead of time that the party will be videotaped. Also, make scans of everyone's driver's license or ID on entry. If you advertize videotaping or monitoring, its a substantial deterrent against theft regardless of the reality of the coverage. If you back that up with authenticating in meatspace, then you should be really wiping away the motivation for a thief to steal. Set up a visible camera on the main entry point which for overall security should be the only entry and exit point, and follow up with coverage on your main and secondary assets. Might seem like big brother to your attendees, but its protecting them as well. Make it invite only and make sure the host enforces a list.

    1.Invite only
    2.Scan licenses
    3.Reduce egress to single entry and exit
    4.Video egress point
    5.Video assets

  116. Double-Entry Bookkeeping by Anaerin · · Score: 1

    I think the easiest way would be to log each person's items as they come in, and sticker each item with that person's ID. On exit, each item is checked with both the sticker and the master log. Anyone who's logged list doesn't tally with the equipment they're carrying out gets stopped and checked, publicly.

    Also, having the sleeping area away from the gaming area ensures more security. It makes it that much more difficult to sneak things away, and as there's usually some people playing all the time, people coming in and just moving things around will be noticed immediately.

  117. Barcodes by DaPh00z · · Score: 1

    I have been to many large scale lan parties, and some of the techniques that I've seen are:
    1. Waiver - Though I'd agree with a lot of the posts that say it's a sad world if you need this.. the fact is that you need this. Say up front that you are not responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged equipment (hardware or software).
    2. Lockdown - I have been to lans that kick everyone out at a certain time (2am-7am) to a sleeping area and lock the doors to the room the computers are in. This may not work with your attendees though, depending on how late/early they game. This helps a little against people picking through your gear while you're sleeping.
    3. Barcodes - I have seen lans that will take a quick inventory of your major gear components (tower, monitor, laptop) at check-in, and issue you barcodes. They then check the list when you haul something out to make sure that you didn't walk out with someone else's laptop or tower. The barcodes could be either on the equipment itself, or on your attendee badge. People who rsvp ahead of time can submit the inventory list online and get through the line faster. This could also be done by manually typing in serial numbers, but a barcode reader is faster and not terribly expensive. (It's cheaper than getting sued.) It won't prevent someone from swiping your headphones, but it's a start.
    4. Room Security - If possible, make sure that your room only has one entrance/exit (not including fire escape routes), and place your staff member's table near it. Hopefully you'll see anything that's obviously wrong.

    All that being said, I've still heard stories of ram being stolen out of servers, while the server was on and had people connected to it. (I don't know if that's true or what damage it may have done to the thief or server.)

  118. Why? by cadu · · Score: 1

    Why have a lanparty with 60 strangers when one can have a lanparty with 10..15 friends?? me and my friends have always made lan parties at my house with usually 10 people, you can walk around the house and leave your visitors by themselves if you want, because you trust them. No security cameras, no james bond super agent crap :) just having fun.... ...unless you don't have any friends, of course :)

  119. Uh probably nothing to even worrie about. by omegadraconis · · Score: 1

    I have been a part of a group that pulled off a few public lan parties. We had around 60 to 70 people at each one and never had a single problem with theft. Most of our attendees didn't stray very far from their rigs. We did require that people register in advance or when they arrived so we knew their name and handle. I would recommend you require people to be 18+ or be with someone who is. When they register, have them sign a disclaimer if you are really worried about a law suit.

  120. Idea... by er3s · · Score: 1

    Here's a radical idea, host the party at an internet cafe... that way you don't need to worry about insurance. You'll probably need to pay for internet or someting.

  121. Kensington Lock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure that all tables have security wires, and instruct people to secure their equipment using Kensington Locks. Almost all computer equipment is equipped with a Kensington slot.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensington_Security_Slot

    You might even resell locks and make a small profit.

  122. Re:Insurance? Lawsuits? Really?? by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is honestly the first time I've ever heard these things mentioned when it comes to organizing LAN parties.

    The purely logical side of me wants to say, "Hey, yeah... nice advance planning. I never even considered the idea of maybe looking at insurance for such an event."

    But the practical side of me? It thinks "WTF is wrong with people today?!?" I've been to a number of LAN parties hosted at people's homes, and even hosted a couple myself. Everyone I've ever met at them was MORE courteous and considerate than average. The closest thing to a "theft" I ever saw was a situation where someone accidentally picked up and packed up another person's Ethernet cable. I think that got sorted out when another individual offered to just give the guy one of his to keep, for free, since he had plenty of them at home anyway.

    The way I see things, sure ... ANY time you have some sort of party or get-together involving multiple people, you have a "non zero" risk of something bad happening. Maybe someone will fall down a flight of stairs and break an arm? Maybe they'll plug a defective network card or cable into your gigabit switch and fry the thing? But like the parent post says, you can't even get out of bed in the morning and do anything useful if you're scared of everything.

    Ultimately, I'd feel FAR safer around a bunch of avid computer gamers willing to drag their expensive computer gear over to my house than the random mix of individuals drinking at the corner bar. (You have to remember, they're all taking a certain amount of risk coming to some "stranger's house" with their equipment in tow, too. The host isn't the only one putting himself out there.)

  123. So Last Year by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    These things used to be fun when almost nobody had broadband. These days it's rather passe.

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    1. Re:So Last Year by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Only if you don't like actually interacting with anyone. I've gone to, and helped host dozens of smallish (sub 20 person) LANs. Being able to talk rather than type, have several different games going, and breaking for dinner/beer makes it a lot more fun and IMO enhances the gameplay, since you are no longer just potting at strangers (at least, in a small group you get to know each other rapidly)

      There's also the consistency issues: Not all broadband is created equal.

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  124. Lannage in AZ by enigmastrat · · Score: 1

    I host a frequent LAN by the name of Lannage -- shameless plug. The last event had about 60 attendees. We have everyone sign a form that says they are responsible for their stuff. The form also contains general rules about the event, should we decide to eject someone, we can point to the form and show them why. (This hasn't happened yet and we're going on #8). The form is on the site, which you're welcome to gank... I believe I ganked it from someone else who issued approval of gankage.

    I also recently came back from QuakeCon where they make a strong effort to prevent theft (register all equipment, and check in/out every time you enter/leave with any equipment). It's a good idea, but things like flash drives and other such small equipment is almost impossible to prevent unlawful removal. It's also a bit overkill for a smaller event.

    #1 way to prevent it would be get to know all your attendees. Welcome them all. See what they are bringing in. Yeah, it's a bit tough, but if you notice Guy A walk in with the sweet Lian Li water-cooled system, then Guy Z (who was sitting on the other side of the room) walk out with said case, you might ask what's up.

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  125. Quakecon by friedmud · · Score: 1

    At Quakecon you register all of your stuff before you come in the door... and you get an official (and detailed) piece of paper with everything you are bringing in (ie, Samsung 3245 monitor, silver logitech keyboard, black Microsoft laser mouse, etc.).

    If you are leaving with any hardware you have to show your paper stating that you brought it in.

    You have to combine this with "someone" standing at the door checking the sheets... and going through people's bags so they can't just walk out. This doesn't have to be a security guard, it could just be a volunteer. At Quakecon they have a combination of both real (off-duty) Cops and Volunteers.

    Finally, as others have mentioned... make sure there is only _one_ way in and out of the area with hardware in it. Lock all other doors and put up signs saying that there will be penalties for opening any non-official doors.

    In the end, if someone really wants to steal someone's shit... they will do it. Ultimately, people have to watch their own stuff (and their friends, etc.).

    I've been to quite a few LAN parties both big (over 3,000 people at Quakecon) and small (down to 10 and around 100 or so) and really haven't had issues. A friend of mine did get his crappy mouse swiped at Quakecon in the middle of the night... but that was one incident in 6 years of going there.

    Good luck on the LAN party! They are a lot of effort, but the payoff is huge. The one piece of advice I would give is to not go overboard on the "extras". Let people focus on the gaming... I've seen too many medium sized LAN parties that try to have a bunch of other activities going on (DDR tourneys, scavenger hunts, etc.)... and it really detracts from just playing games. Further, it helps to state up front that there are a number of games that are for suggested play, and keep that number low. What you are aiming for is 4 or 5 highly trafficked games so the servers stay full...

    Friedmud

    1. Re:Quakecon by drspliff · · Score: 1

      Just playing devils advocate, but whats stopping them from writing down their new "acquisitions" on said piece of paper?

      A better way of doing it would to give them entry wrist bands with a barcode on to allow free entry & exit, and backend inventory checking of their equipment.

    2. Re:Quakecon by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1

      Just playing devils advocate, but whats stopping them from writing down their new "acquisitions" on said piece of paper?

      Because the piece of paper was printed, based on their sign-up information, and has a background graphic on it as a watermark ... you could even use a PC camera to take a picture of them as they arrive, and their photo ID, and embed it in the equipment list.

  126. LAN-Buddies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If everyone comes with a friend then their buddy can watch the equipment while they help themselves to the Cheetos.

    Although, I supposed it begs the question: Do people that attend LAN parties have friends in real-life?

  127. CCW in VA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My H&K P7M8 loaded with 9mm HP. steal from me and your mom can come and visit you in the ER

  128. Hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could use a new video card. Where and when is this party?

  129. On-the-spot Asset Tags by cowtamer · · Score: 1

    You will need a copier, printer, and some labels. And a person to man (or preferably woman) the door.

    Register every guest by
    1) Copying their driver license
    2) Writing the number of items (N) they brought with them on the copy (which you keep) and having them sign next to the number
    3) Printing out their name on N labels along with a unique graphic "seal" that you've designed/downloaded/etc. [this is low security ... all you need is for them to not know what this will be in advance]

    When they leave, have your door-person find their registration sheet, and check that
    1) They are taking out the same number of items they brought
    2) All the items have labels with their names (and your seal) on them

    Give your guest their registration form back so that there are no privacy issues.

    A simpler approach might be writing the number of items they brought with them on the back of their hand with a sharpie.

    1. Re:On-the-spot Asset Tags by urbieta · · Score: 1

      all data on sql searchable and tags with bar-code may be a fun and efficient, even photo-id is possible very cheaply :)

  130. Kill them by maxume · · Score: 1

    As people arrive, kill them. That way, no one will steal anything.

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  131. Fire alarm? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    "You have to combine this with "someone" standing at the door checking the sheets... and going through people's bags so they can't just walk out. This doesn't have to be a security guard, it could just be a volunteer. At Quakecon they have a combination of both real (off-duty) Cops and Volunteers.

    Finally, as others have mentioned... make sure there is only _one_ way in and out of the area with hardware in it. Lock all other doors and put up signs saying that there will be penalties for opening any non-official doors."

    Until someone pulls the fire-alarm and then people scramble for the nearest exit. If a fire alarm is pulled, you can't stop people from exiting the building through any available entrance, and you can't make them wait for an inspection. So, all the thief has to do is grab some gear, then pull the fire alarm (or maybe, the other way around).

  132. You Have More Concerns Than Theft by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Since you're inviting a busload of people to your residence, you need to worry about more than simple theft. You need to worry about liability issues.

    What if someone trips and falls down the stairs after catching their foot on that torn piece of carpet you haven't replaced? What if someone lights a cigarette in the kitchen and sets off an explosion thanks to that little gas leak you didn't know you had?

    Most people with homeowners or renters insurance have some amount of liability coverage. If you don't, get it. Stuff happens. Do you want to be at the mercy of UPS when their driver slips on your front steps, breaks her leg, and UPS proves you were violating several local building regulations?

    As for the LAN party, you might try getting each attendee to sign a statement releasing you of liability for the loss of their hardware. Yes, it pretty much says "You can come to my party if you promise not to sue me," but there you go.

    Remember, the value of such releases and even of insurance is not so much to protect you financially in case of a suit, but to ward off suits in the first place. Fighting a lawsuit is expensive and time-consuming even if you win.

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  133. Oh, and locked exits violates fire code by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    You can't really lock the other exits. If you do, you are probably violating fire code in almost any place in the United States. A locked exit means someone burns up (maybe) in a fire. You can put signs on the other exits saying "Use only in emergency", and you can even alarm the other exits (this is pretty common in public halls, I think), but you cannot actually lock them to prevent them from being opened.

  134. Chains, lots of them by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Dual theme it as a bondage party.... could get interesting!

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  135. I used this method by Bob+A+Trollmuncher · · Score: 1

    What worked for me (when hosting a bunch of 80+ machine lans) was using stickers and little wrist straps. On arriving each machine had a sticker attached to it, and a matching wrist strap was given to the owner. We had someone at the door checking every pc as it left that it matched the wrist strap. I've done this at 5 different lans now of various sizes and only had one person trying to leg it with someone's machine. When choosing a venue try to find a place with alarmed fire escapes - some video coverage is a good idea too.

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  136. Ah, Those Charming non-Litigious Finns by reallocate · · Score: 1

    People in Finland don't being suit when someone is negligent and causes them harm? How charming.

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  137. Who said anything about a residence? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    "Since you're inviting a busload of people to your residence, you need to worry about more than simple theft. You need to worry about liability issues."

    I don't think the person who Asked Slashdot mentioned anything about where this was being held. Since he/she is aiming for 60 people, I *highly doubt* it's going to be in their residence. Where are you going to setup that many computers in the average house or apartment?

    So, that probably means some sort of public meeting hall (in a civic center, hotel, library, etc). In that case, the liability is pretty much all carried by the hall, and not by the organizer personally.

  138. Today's Lesson, Grasshopper... by reallocate · · Score: 1

    And the lesson for today, Grasshopper, is that people lie. And that they change their minds.

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  139. Depends. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    You would think that is the case, but even in areas where there is broadband connectivity, that doesn't always make for a good gaming experience. I pretty routinely play Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory on public internet servers. I can tell you from experience that even servers that I have a pretty decent connection to (average ping 50ms), I get a lot of 'spikeyness' - which is to say the ping might suddenly jump up to 100 or 200 briefly here and there - even if that lag spike lasts less than a second, it can really badly impact the game for you.

    I'd love to play ET at a LAN party someday, and see what the experience is like.

  140. volunteers! by kop · · Score: 1

    volunteers!
    Feed em, give them a little responsibility, keep em happy, keep an eye on them, listen to their comments and complaints.
    They will make the whole event more fun and efficient. The will function as free publicity for your next event.

  141. Rent space? by TheSpatulaOfLove · · Score: 1

    I didn't read through all of the x-hundred responses, but was surprised that none of the top ones suggested renting some space at a VFW hall or something.


    In my years of event planning (I've produced many large car shows), I indemnified myself and my group with a rules of the show and 'not responsible for theft or darwinism' type of language and had all participants showing sign upon registration. While I'm not a lawyer and don't know if I was truly protected, I can say that the overall mentality of the crowd shifted to being more responsible from the year we began having people sign something compared to years prior. We had some thefts, damage and a fist fight or two, and no one ever held us accountable. In that case, we also signed up for event insurance considering the nature of our event, based on said events happening and comparing notes of nightmare stories other car show promoters shared with us.


    If you use a VFW hall or something like that, you're starting out with a sanitary environment - what's there to steal? Some tables and chairs? Or maybe a few pictures of old guys and ugly plaques? You also keep your home sacred and clean - just in case you get some whackjob that ends up with a crush on you or has an axe to grind for whatever reason...


    You can't worry about everyone else's crap - that's their responsibility.

  142. Cumberbund? by Tatarize · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eric?

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  143. Why Would A Public Venue Do That? by reallocate · · Score: 1

    One, I've been to a number of parties in private residences where more than 60 people showed up. Obviously, you have missed a lot of really good parties.

    Two, Why would you assume that that a public or commercial venue would blithely assume liability? More realistically, the contract between that facility and anyone who rents it would specifically make the venue immune from such suits.

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    1. Re:Why Would A Public Venue Do That? by maxume · · Score: 1

      A lot of residences have 100 amp service. 60 gaming computers on that? 30 computers would probably be a miracle (in that they would have to have an average power draw of 400 Watts. For everything.).

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  144. Re:Insurance? Lawsuits? Really?? by v1 · · Score: 1

    For this sort of reason I have a bundle of two d-cords and an ethernet jack at each location, tied together with a wire tie. Stops me from losing 3-5 d-cords and a stray ethernet every time. This does nothing for theft, but stops someone from attempting to pack a cord into their bag when it's tied to other things, at least one of which is usually still plugged into the wall.

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  145. dont invite people you dont trust into your home by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

    Hold it somewhere else.

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  146. Run, don't walk... by Chris+Snook · · Score: 1

    ...to a lawyer. This scenario has LIABILITY written all over it.

    Once you get that taken care of, look into Kensington-compatible locks.

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  147. A lot of cable locks and lockers. by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    Like a conference, have cable lock and lockers, for these people to secure their laptops and lockers to lock other gear in.

  148. Insurance, doorman, asset tagging by AEther141 · · Score: 1

    Firstly, you need public liability insurance for the event in case someone electrocutes themselves or trips on a case of bawls or something. Secondly, you need a guy on the door at all times to act as a security guard/receptionist. It doesn't have to be a professional, you can ask for volunteers to do a couple of shifts on the door, but they do need to know what to do in case of emergency and have a working phone. I suggest having two people on the door so it's less lonely and so there can be someone on the door at all times. Thirdly, use a very simple asset tagging system - everyone coming in gets a festival-style wristband marked with a number. Their computer and monitor get marked with a sticker bearing the same number. Anyone carrying hardware out of the venue gets their numbers checked - if any of their credentials are missing, the police get called. Make sure not to publicise the location of the event and only provide details to registered participants.

  149. Thank You! by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    You made me feel young again!

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  150. Re:Insurance? Lawsuits? Really?? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    there is a big difference between a small (say 10 machines) lan party hosted at your house made up entirely of people you know and a 60 machine lan party open to the public and probablly hosted at a venue (hosting one that big at home is going to be impractical)

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  151. Yes, you hire guards/police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quakecon has cops from the local Dallas DFW precinct.

    Every large LAN ever held without some form of physical security has suffered losses to theft.

    One was even shut down and put out of business because people decided to walk off with the most expensive stuff there, which was owned by the event organizers.

  152. alzheimers already? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    It looks like your UID 555-950 is only 6 digits, Like mine but a little younger

    (if it's real... Girls used to give me 555 #'s and it was allways fake, even when I'd call em on it)

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    1. Re:alzheimers already? by The+Dark · · Score: 1

      It looks like your UID 555-950 is only 6 digits, Like mine but a little younger

      He was talking about his ICQ number, not his slashdot UID.

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    2. Re:alzheimers already? by dreddnott · · Score: 1

      Yes...I guess I was...wait. Where am I?

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  153. Commenting broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trying to comment on another story and it won't work.

  154. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to go to events like this every few weeks when I was 15-16, and theft was never a big problem. Actually I remember only a single case of a monitor disappearing. The thing is: At any point in time there will be people around the equipment and a potential thief will not know who owns what or who is a friend of who and therefore watching their equipment, so just walking off with something would be a pretty bold move.

    This was not in the U.S. though, so I don't know about insane insurance and liabilities.

  155. Alternative ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could always hire out an exsisting lan network at a local computer shop or games outlet. we have two local shops who hire out lans for partys. If you plan to hold them all the time the owner might give you a good deal for hiring out the whole place after hours etc. ...or make them bring their own laptops and pc's and lock your stuff up with just the network cables out and the wireless network turned on.
    then they cant take your stuff..
    why not talk to the local school about using their computer lab. if your too old, get your kids to organize it for you.

    sprocket2cog.

  156. Disallow certain people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disallow certain people from attending.

    You know who I mean.

    wink, wink

  157. LAN Party help by dpeeples · · Score: 1

    I am the director of a bi-monthly LAN party for 50+ in Dayton Ohio. Check out our site www.nexuslan.org. Feel free to use the feedback option on the site to contact me with questions will be happy to tell you how we handle things. Renegade Director NeXus LAN

  158. Can we stop with the USA Stereotypes, please? by nhtshot · · Score: 1

    Take it from a well traveled American...

    That's just as much of a stereotype as saying that all French people stink.

    Kind of gets annoying after a while.

    1. Re:Can we stop with the USA Stereotypes, please? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I guess that's why they invented perfume.

      I'm sure it does get annoying being sued all the time. My symapthies.

  159. Require ID and photograph everyone who comes in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This should discourage theft as they know you know who they are.

  160. security guys + camera guys + youtube = fun by urbieta · · Score: 1

    a video like this one will make your lan party unforgettable :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EJXTh4HMAE and the back of the ticket should have a small disclaimer stating that you will NOT pay for damaged equipment :D

  161. great point... by drseuss9311 · · Score: 1

    i agree wholeheartedly

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  162. to be sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Snipers in the parapets!!

  163. It's not your fault if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just make everyone sign a waiver saying it's not your responsibility to look after them or their junk, if you're that concerned. If a tree falls on a noob in your driveway, does a noob sue?

  164. Good setup by WillRobinson · · Score: 1

    Well here in Texas, my kids have been going to lan parties for years. They are a blast, and 60 is not a big number. Your biggest problem will be power distribution.

    Theft problems are pretty easy to monitor. Limit regular access to one entrance, but do not block off emergency exits.

    We have had up to 20 people in our garage lans in the past. More than that will probably require that you rent someplace. Your local church, VFW, American Legion all rent out their halls, which has a nice side effect of having all the tables and chairs you will not have to rent, besides being insured.

    To see some pictures and nice layout of the NOC for a lan party of 200 that happens every few months visit http://www.ghettolanparty.com/ They have a nice setup, network, power, and they are in and out fast. Setup takes about 2 hours and breakdown about 3, including cleanup.

  165. How to hold this event. by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1

    Plan the event in advance. Send invitations and advertise the upcoming event widely. Why stop at 60 people? Make it 200 people. Sell tickets. Higher entrance fee at door. Hold it at a hotel banquet hall, paid for through the collected fees. Provide snacks. Have the hotel provide a bar. Make clear that all those attending are responsible for their own equipment.

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  166. For final and non-reversible solutions ... by golodh · · Score: 1
    For really professional and in-depth security, try Blackwater (see http://www.blackwaterusa.com/).

    They're very thorough and dedicated and they tend to dispense final and non-reversible solutions to trouble. Any trouble. Hundreds of testimonials available from individuals in sunny locations overseas, including government officials.

  167. KenTacoHut is now. by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell.

    True, but in the future, you can also get anything at a Taco Bell. The Taco Bell company already owns Pizza Hut, KFC, A&W, and Long John Silver's, and some restaurants already sell multiple Yum! brands.

  168. Where? D.C./NoVA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm?

  169. Two orders of magnitude off. by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

    The worldwide mortality rate of 9.5/100,000/year

    Except for the fact that you are TWO orders of magnitude off. The worldwide crude mortality rate is 9.6 per 1000 per year, not 100,000.

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    1. Re:Two orders of magnitude off. by Intron · · Score: 1

      oops

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  170. 1. mandatory waiver; 2. hand stamp like C.E.Cheese by Ignis+Fatuusz · · Score: 1

    I didn't read the whole thread, but here are my suggestions: 1. Have a mandatory liability disclaimer for anyone who wants to participate. They sign, or they don't play. 2. Have a Chuck E. Cheese's-like 'hand stamp' - Use a changing/number rubber stamp, and stamp each player's hand along with their equipment (on a sticker, or whatever). If the stamps don't match (or if there is no stamp on the equipment), they don't leave with it, and they can work it out later. Just a couple of things off the top of my head (although looking just above, I do see an 'asset tagging" suggestion, which is probably close to the same thing).

  171. Make use of a legal document! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been part of a running team of local LAN parties for a good 8 years, the most recent event, a merger between two large LAN parties, received over 150 guests and was hosted in the sports hall of a large school.

    Typically most of what is important has been said already and that is get insurance, that's what it's there for. Not just for theft, we did have an electrical fault one day which ruined 10 computer PSUs as well which we were liable for. This was covered under insurance. It's just some extra paperwork and not an extra cost. The insurance payments should be absorbed by the cost of the tickets.

    One area that seems largely overlooked is some kind of service level agreement. Ours was printed on the website with a tickbox which people had to read, and just in case it wasn't it was also given to people to read on a piece of paper at entry. Basic things that should be part of the agreement:
    - Your stuff is your issue. Don't leave your iPhones and expensive headphones on your desk, if you need to leave put them in a bag under the desk or take them with you.
    - We reserve the right to search people's bags. Standard store contract here. People are much less likely to steal something if they can't stash it.
    - We reserve the right to evict people without refund at any time for breaking the rules. The rules incidentally also covered OH&S things like don't run, don't swing on chairs which don't have a tilt base, etc.

    These should give you a good start for that issue, but generally tell people what is expected and what will happen if they misbehave.

    We did have a theft of some Sennheiser headphones 2 years ago. Fortunately someone saw the guy who took them, we found them in his bag, and we kicked him out of the hall, dismantled his computer, and took it out to him.

    With 15 admins, one of which looks like he could have eaten a lesser man, there was no need to hire security.

  172. Meh.... Give Him An MP-5 by maz2331 · · Score: 1

    Even if it is a total fake.

  173. Easy! by m6ack · · Score: 1

    Webcam the event from several angles.  Publicize that the event will be webcam'd and that you'll make webcam footage immediately available after the event for all to edit into their own movies.  It is not a "security" camera -- it is a feature -- a way to capture the event.

    You may not stop theft /completely/, but people will definitely think twice & they will have fun at the same time.

    Done.

  174. Valhalla by Samah · · Score: 1

    I'm an admin (well, past admin at least) for a large LAN party in South Australia called Valhalla. At peak, we had a little over 600 people attend. Generally we tend lose a few powerboards but the switches are locked down with a padlock and a relatively thick steel cable, after we had one or two swiped. All the core routers and game servers are in the centre of the hall where the admins set up, right next to the help desk. No-one's gonna steal anything from there without someone seeing.
    My suggestion is to keep your switches and routers locked down and keep the rest of your expensive gear within view of your admin team (I think ours consists of about 20 people all up). No-one is going to take a router or a server without a huge uproar of "hey what happened to the network???"

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    1. Re:Valhalla by Samah · · Score: 1

      Additional:
      For Valhalla, LANners need to wear a coloured wristband to indicate they've paid to get in. We hire a security guard for the front door so that random people can't wander in and take things.

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  175. Possibly the easiest way by MBraynard · · Score: 1
    Have a large table at each check-in point. Have each person coming in lay all their equipment on the table and take a high-angle picture of the table that gets a good look at everything and have the person in the picture.

    When they leave, repeat the procedure and compare the photos. It would be ideal if you can print out a copy of the photo on 8.5x11 and have that filed in alfa order.

    To further ease this, if you could get a large scale to put the table on, you can write the total weight of all of their possessions and when they check out, the weights not matching would be an indicator that something is amiss.

    1. Re:Possibly the easiest way by MBraynard · · Score: 1

      I'd also add this is a good way to make sure people aren't forgetting their stuff on the way out.

  176. From the department of the completely obvious... by Lauramonster · · Score: 1

    Why not just open up your wireless network and let people bring their own stuff? /whippersnapper

  177. Waivers and property tags by drew_92123 · · Score: 1

    Waiers that say it's not your respnsibility...

    Property tags on everything of value with the persons name or initials or something to ID the items...

    Knowing what people bring in you can limit what they take out... but it should still be the owners responsibility to keep an eye on their own stuff...

  178. What? by b1gb1rd · · Score: 1

    This is by far the lamest thing I've read at Slashdot. I'm starting to wonder if this site is worth my time.

  179. Who's responsible? by narcberry · · Score: 1

    Why can't the partygoers be responsible for their own equipment?

    Also, haven't you langeeks heard of the internet? You can play with complete strangers there too, and I don't need to disconnect all my equipment, haul it down to some stinkfest and sit next to some guy that won't shut up about how awesome anime is.

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  180. How Do You Prevent Lan Party Theft? by braek · · Score: 1

    By having a WAN party...

  181. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have any friends, get one of them to host the lan party. You show up as an attendee and try to steal as much as possible. Where and when is this lan party, I could use a few things myself.

  182. Rules & Organization by Impecca · · Score: 1

    Rules & Organization Depending on how big, structured, and organized you would like these LAN parties to, I would suggest writing up some basic rules and what will happen if the rules are broken. The reason I say this is because if you don't know these people personally, there's always a good chance of one party crasher showing up, who'll go out of his way to cheat & hack at games, cause damage to personal computers, causing general mayhem, or even possibly becoming violent. When I helped run one small LAN party, we required that everyone's machine was subjected to an AV scan before hooking into our network. We had a small boot CD with an AV scanner on it and just ran a quick scan on their hard drives. Could've been more thorough, but it stopped several people from bringing machines in that were infested with propagating worms. And for the most part about 98% of the individuals didn't mind the scan at all. Of course we didn't have very many people, only about 25 - 30 so I can't really see this being feasible at all if you're planning on more than 50 people attending. But that's just one of the realities we must remember as far as security is concerned. There is always the chance a virus may become propagated across the network, and always the chance some 'script kiddie' tries to break into other machines on the network too. Best thing is to just make people aware of the virtual security aspect, and make it clear that it's not your responsibility if their machine gets hacked, virused, or data loss occurs.

  183. Re: Lan Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply solved, put a sign or two up that state your name or whatever "are not responsible for lost or stolen property." now your no longer liable for that. As for injury/accident you can get event/temp insurance to cover you...

  184. Obligatory: by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1

    h) Cowboy Neal (No, I really am Cowboy Neal!)

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  185. Re:LOCK TEH FSKING DOORS!!11 by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1

    What about chain of trust a-la PGP keys? You invite twelve mates, who invite a few of their mates. Everyone must know everyone else. That way you don't have to know them to trust them, because you "trust" the chain.

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  186. You jerk! by rudydog · · Score: 0

    You fucking jerk! My parents don't have a basement!

    1. Re:You jerk! by crhylove · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You meant, "insensitive clod".

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    2. Re:You jerk! by rudydog · · Score: 0

      I was trying to change things up a bit. Sorry.

  187. You are saying that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you can not handle the logistics of the operation.

  188. From what I've witnessed/experienced... by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

    The Computer Club and Anime Society at my college jointly host gargantuan lan parties every semester. We're talking about taking over the entire gym. Everyone registers their gear beforehand, puts their name on their stuff with label makers and masking tape. All the consoles are setup in clusters so that one official/trustworthy club member can keep an eye on the wired controllers and gear. Wireless controllers have to be checked out and the user must leave his/her college ID (or comprable ID for non-students, since the event draws a good amount of locals as well) to use a controller. I've been a part of 6 of these and only once has anyone's gear gone missing, and even then it was only a few Xbox 360 controllers.

    Another thing to note is if you've got a large group of people you don't know, watch out for assholes. We had a few groups put bets down (without our knowledge and far from our approval) on a Halo tournament and when the losing group welched, a fight almost broke out. We suspect that the people who we escorted out may have taken the controllers as souvineers, but we can't prove anything...

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  189. Re:Insurance? Lawsuits? Really?? by mxs · · Score: 1

    This is honestly the first time I've ever heard these things mentioned when it comes to organizing LAN parties.

    Any sizable party that has not thought about these issues is foolish. Very foolish.

    The purely logical side of me wants to say, "Hey, yeah... nice advance planning. I never even considered the idea of maybe looking at insurance for such an event."

    Any party open to the public really should have it. Yes, 99% of them go fine without a hitch. Do you really want to play the numbers and land on that 1% where everything (literally) crashes and burns ?

    But the practical side of me? It thinks "WTF is wrong with people today?!?" I've been to a number of LAN parties hosted at people's homes, and even hosted a couple myself. Everyone I've ever met at them was MORE courteous and considerate than average. The closest thing to a "theft" I ever saw was a situation where someone accidentally picked up and packed up another person's Ethernet cable.

    Home parties are usually a bit different. You know the people. You trust the people.

    I think that got sorted out when another individual offered to just give the guy one of his to keep, for free, since he had plenty of them at home anyway.

    Ethernet cables will go missing. Sometimes you discover an extra cable in your bags once you get home. It isn't malicious, usually. There are only so many colors of cable.

    The way I see things, sure ... ANY time you have some sort of party or get-together involving multiple people, you have a "non zero" risk of something bad happening. Maybe someone will fall down a flight of stairs and break an arm? Maybe they'll plug a defective network card or cable into your gigabit switch and fry the thing? But like the parent post says, you can't even get out of bed in the morning and do anything useful if you're scared of everything.

    Naturally. But let's say that somebody DOES fall down the stairs at your party open to the public. Let's say he's been courteous and nice all party long. Do you really want to bet on him not wanting his medical bills paid by you ? Do you really think his insurance might not get that idea ?
    Is it your switch or did you rent it ? If you rented it, are you willing to pay the major bucks to buy a new one ? What if it's some more expensive equipment ? What if you fry the 5 brand-sparkling-new Alienware top-of-the-line computers by making a cabling-mistake ? (This stuff DOES happen at lan parties, especially if you don't have a certified electrician on hand that'll install your power distribution. Oh, and I hope your power distribution does not consist of an outlet and "letting people do their own thing" -- I have seen a party at a school in which they had 20+ people in one room, daisychaining the power off of one outlet for all of their equipment. One guy in there even had a water heater on it somewhere. Thankfully all that happened was that the cable from the outlet to the first multisocket melted. Nothing got fried, no fire broke out. That could have been a LOT worse.
    Are you really prepared to take that chance, a chance that could, quite possibly, ruin you for the next dozen years or so, for a LAN party ? I'm not.)

    Ultimately, I'd feel FAR safer around a bunch of avid computer gamers willing to drag their expensive computer gear over to my house than the random mix of individuals drinking at the corner bar. (You have to remember, they're all taking a certain amount of risk coming to some "stranger's house" with their equipment in tow, too. The host isn't the only one putting himself out there.)

    Certainly. But if their equipment dies a death that you are ostensibly to blame for, they'll want to get it rectified. Or their parents. Or their insurance. If it's their limb that breaks, they want to get it treated. If it's their stuff that gets stolen, they may want to look for a scapegoat.

    This is a non-issue if these are your friends and you trust eachother. Otherwise, you will run into assholes every now and then.

  190. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember a local LAN event I used to attend got the boot from its usual venue because they left a bar fridge unlocked there...and well...lots of missing spirit bottles and a lot more nerd rowdiness than usual.

    I usually get half cut at most lan parties, but the sight of an unwashed mass of socially inept introverted nerds intoxicated en masse is terrifying.

  191. Define "Old Timer". by crhylove · · Score: 1

    I have a low ID, but I signed up for /. when I was 5, so......

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  192. JESUS! by crhylove · · Score: 3, Funny

    uid 327 ?!?! What, are you like a bacteria from the Archean?!?

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    1. Re:JESUS! by kju · · Score: 2, Funny

      uid 327 ?!?! What, are you like a bacteria from the Archean?!?

      Sometimes i feel like, but seriously i'm not that old. I only have a low uid because when they were introduced i was at the right place at the right time. Or to be honest: Slacking instead of working, like the prototypical slashdot user. So i probably deserved it anyway :-)

    2. Re:JESUS! by Skyshadow · · Score: 1

      No, you're old. Slashdot has been registering user IDs since, what, the summer of 1997? That's 11 years, dude.

      Eleven years ago I didn't even have any gray hair. Hell, I couldn't even drink legally. Talk about a long time ago...

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  193. Dude.... by crhylove · · Score: 1

    Remind me never to play Quake at YOUR family's house!!!!

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  194. Save your money for something else. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do something more productive, like go out with girls.

  195. Cubicles by bjoeg · · Score: 1

    lockable cubicles for each attendee with solid roofing.

    Oh wait, then that would be like playing at home over the internet.

  196. Security Stickers! by dowlingw · · Score: 1

    Don't be concerned about someone's PC being stolen, I'd be more worried about their wallets, mobile phones and likewise - things that fit nicely into a bag and that can't reasonably be checked. Over at WALAN we use stickers that uniquely tag the user's gear to the person's wristband. We then check people's gear on the way out. It helps stop the theft of PC gear, and helps give the patrons peace of mind, but again - your main concern should be small gear. Until you establish a regular, familiar crowd - you should consider discouraging spectators, this will reduce foot traffic and the chance of small items being stolen.

  197. Quick guide by zokum · · Score: 1

    A lot of really stupid stuff has been written here, so here's my take on the problem. Here's how we do it in Norway, where there's a lot more computer parties than in the US. 1. Get volunteer people that do not pay an enterance fee, put say 3 people per shift as security/misc people for 6 hour shifts, man 24/7. Get enough people so that they only have to be on the job 2-3 times over a weekend. 2. Everything at the party is at your own risk, there are no insurances etc, theft prevention measurements etc. 3. Get some cheap plastic bracelets ala concert bracelets to tag those who are paying participants, and check for these at enterance. 4. If possible/affordable buy t-shirts with party logo and loads of advertisement from local buisnisses and hand them out to crw only as a means of "payment" for their volunteer work. Keywords here are: non-drug/alcohol, youth, educational, buisnisses love that. 5. Invite local small computer shops to have a stand at your party, they might sell some stuff, and it's exposure for their business to their core audience. They might also donate old hardware as prizes. Mice mats and fans etc make great 3rd place etc. 6. Throw some creative competitions, graphics, wild compo etc. These are great for getting money from local authorities and businesses. Avoid mentioning first person shooter due to terrorist scare, play the 'artistic youth' card well. With all this in place, it will be an easy job to get volunteers and sponcors for the party.

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  198. I wouldn't worry about physical security at all... by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    ... and where and when is this party again?

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  199. Company by DaveGod · · Score: 1

    If you intend on doing this frequently, consider forming a limited company. Obviously the benefit is for limited liability.

    I'm not familiar with the US position, and Wikipedia seems to be based heavily on that of the UK (with some US mixed in there as if just to ensure it isn't a solid reference for either). But here in the UK I've seen people simply walk away from situations that could have been a long and frightening process of losing everything they owned, or worse.

    Bear in mind however that it won't let you walk away from everything. Director's have duties, which are largely aimed at people abusing the system, plus things like elements of health & safety may pass directly (consider the principle of corporate manslaughter).

    There is also a financial and paperwork cost. You can buy an "off the shelf" company very cheaply, and while you have to file accounts and other forms, you might have an accountant gamer buddy who can help you out.

  200. Try the Dorsai for security by Arcturax · · Score: 1

    You might see if you can get a couple of the Dorsai Irregulars to help out with security. They are located here http://www.di.org/

    They do security for sci-fi cons and even furry cons. I imagine they might be willing to work at a big lan party as well if you can find any members in the area who are willing to work at it.

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  201. UID : Age by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that the rate of registration in the first months was a small fraction of the rate of registration today. So Mr. 431 may well have signed up 6 months after the site went public and your assumptions about free time goes out the window.

    However, 19 is probably a good lower bound for a person who would be interested in reading and posting on Slashdot. So if you know how long ago an account was created, add 19 to get a lower bound.

    For one real data point: UID 32307 is 35 years old. I was in my first year of grad school when I heard about Slashdot. It's not so much that I had more free time there, but I was surrounded by people with interest in computers and the social impact of technology.

  202. Instead by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    If you have a girlfriend, or a friend that is a girl, looks good in a bikini, you could tell her that she could make some money at this party if she took care of everybody there, meaning she brings sandwiches, juice pop, chips etc...all things one might consider to be essential at a party...then she could take care of people as they need, one bathroom, one person needs her to look after their things when they are gone. She only need be trust worthy, no one else, and as for everyone else, tell them they are responsible for their stuff no one else, they might ask her to watch their stuff if they go to the bathroom, other then that they keep their things with them.

  203. So many confusions... by kklein · · Score: 1

    This whole thing is baffling. Here's why:

    1) A LAN party? Are you serious? Is it 1998? Don't they have broadband where you live? And Skype? Who the hell still does LAN parties?

    2) You're going to let 60 people you don't know into your house, along with thousands of dollars of equipment that sucks a lot of power, and you're worried that someone is going to swipe your Bed Head (theft's a lot less awesome when it's happening to you)? There are many, many failure points for what you are proposing; theft actually seems pretty low on the list.

    3) Finally, even in the olden days when I used to organize these things, we stopped doing them in people's houses years before we stopped altogether. If someone lives in a complex with a clubhouse, check that out. Or hell, rent a conference room at a local hotel. The former works great because they usually have kitchens with fridges, etc.

    Silliest question ever.

  204. Better late than never? by tbradshaw · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm a little late, but I thought I would pitch in.

    I'm "Ash", the "Director of BYOC" of the largest Bring Your Own Computer event in North America: QuakeCon. (http://www.quakecon.org)

    1) A waiver. You'll want to provide it in advance of the event, not just on site. Not only is it ethically sound to allow attendees to read the terms they will be agreeing to in order to attend in advance, minors can't sign legally binding documents and they will need to have their parent/guardian sign it. You could use a variation of the waiver on www.quakecon.org (or if it's down now, you can email me and I'll send it to you). It was put together by id Software's legal team, and is probably a fine example.

    2) Check-in, Check-out. Standard operating procedure for a LAN party dictates that you take record (however you prefer: text, image, video) of the "big ticket" items that an attendee brings into the event such that no one but the original person can leave with those items. Emphasis is on "big ticket", don't bother tracking mice, keyboards, Nintendo DSes, etc. Let people bring a backpack or whatever to bring those items in and out with them if they so choose.

    3) Bag check. Gotta check the contents of bags coming in and out, every time, see (2).

    4) Establish a single entry/exit. It's just too costly (in money or, more likely, volunteer hours) to maintain multiple entry/exit bag check points. You should only use a single egress/ingress. Of course, there will be fire doors all over the place that you may not lock. That's fine, there are two solutions. Sit a volunteer at the door to watch it, or (best ever) buy a cheap "door alarm" from an electronics store and fasten it to the door. You can't block fire exits, but you can most certainly have alarms on fire exits. We cut our security budget by a ton using these things, (the idea actually came from Sgt. Mike Bradshaw, our outstanding law enforcement partner.)

    5) Do you have sponsored network hardware? If so, then don't allow anyone to bring network hardware into the event. Do you provide patch cables? Then don't allow anyone to bring patch cables into the event. Anything else requires some sort of tagging/identification system and it's likely not worth your time.

    6) Prizes. If enough prizes/freebies get given out at your LAN party that it's an issue, give the sponsors a certificate to hand out with the prize to certify ownership for the bag check guys.

    Of course, it would be easy to talk for pages and pages about the challenges of LAN party logistics, but those are probably the enough to get you through.

    Good luck, have fun!

    -- Travis "Ash" Bradshaw

    1. Re:Better late than never? by ZWarrior · · Score: 1

      Ash, thanks for the great post, it saves me the work, and is really nice to hear how the big boys do it.

      I have run commercial LAN parties for many years, none as big as Quakecon, and the first requirement for entry is signing a waiver that says you are responsible for your stuff and anything that happens to it, as well as your actions during the party. If you aren't old enough we require you and your legal guardian sign it.

      In 10 years we have never had a problem with theft or damage of another person's gear.

      Mostly our problems have been with the younger teens that can't handle losing and start smashing their own gear in frustration. Them and cheaters are the biggest non-network related problems you will most likely face.

      Use the waiver that Ash mentions above and make sure EVERYONE signs it BEFORE they get in. No sign, no enter. PERIOD.

      Running a party is a lot of work, but it can be a VERY satisfying experience as well.

      Have fun!

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    2. Re:Better late than never? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Single exit huh? Might want to watch that Great White concert footage....

    3. Re:Better late than never? by tbradshaw · · Score: 1

      Might want to read the comment a little closer... particularly the part that mentions "fire exits everywhere".

  205. Plan for both discouraging and surviving theft by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    DO NOT USE YOUR OWN PROPERTY. Rent a venue that has proper insurance. I like the Thunderguards Motorcyle Hall, personally.

    MAKE EVERYBODY SIGN A WAIVER. Get a big scary guy, preferably with fresh bruises and fake blood trickling out of the corner of his mouth or eye, to staff the table where the waivers will be signed. If anybody asks him about it, he should say somebody tried to get in without signing and had to be stomped. Said guy has been taken to hospital, of course.

    DON'T BRING ANYTHING YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE. If your life will be diminished by losing that switch, laptop, jacket, or cables, don't bring it.

    Following these simple guidelines should let you have a fun time without stressing out. Keep in mind that you'll not be playing any LAN games, because somebody will have to be dealing with the inevitable emergencies that the public bring to any party (blown circuit breakers, burst colostomy bags, alcohol poisoning, you name it).

  206. Gun collection by ohxten · · Score: 1

    Show everyone your gun collection before the games begin.

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  207. What I would do by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Here's what I would do, off the top of my head. Might need some tweeking.

    When someone wants to enter, they must lay all of their belongings out on a table and a digital photograph will be taken of them with their belongings. these photographs will be stored on an isolated system. Serial numbers of belongings would also be included.

    Nobody walks out the door with anything not in their photograph. If people trade things while there, they must both show up together when trying to leave so this trade can be verified by whoever's at the door.

    It might be worth requiring photo id, or a parents photo id to enter, in case anyone wants to do a "smash and grab" type of thing on the way out.

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  208. Solution by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    Don't host it at your house (rent out space to host it), and require everyone to sign release forms...that should get your legal bases covered and people won't be stealing shit from your house...just keep a good eye on your equipment and advise everyone else to do the same.

  209. Hell's Angels by jjn1056 · · Score: 1

    I heard they still do security, although you might have to put up with them selling dope on the side.

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    1. Re:Hell's Angels by sirgoran · · Score: 1

      ...you might have to put up with them selling dope on the side.

      At a LAN party?!!

      At the most it would be weed, but remember we are talking about geeks. I really doubt that the Hell's Angels would bother trying to sell Caffine drinks, and cheetos. I think you're fairly safe using them for security.

      Goran

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    2. Re:Hell's Angels by jjn1056 · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected :)

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  210. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, and your friend, sit near the only entrance / exit. Keep an eye on everyone that is coming and going. If someone that is not part of the LAN trys to enter, or someone leaves with equipment... question them. At worst you delay a person trying to steal equipment allowing the equipment's owner a longer time to notice something is missing.

  211. Webcam and identification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ID them at the door and have them sign in and out ... also a webcam at the door would be good to record faces coming and going.

  212. Didn't see this idea but then I'm not reading. . . by ClintBartonWannabe · · Score: 1

    630+ posts. Well it's kind of hard to steal something if you have no place to hide it, so NAKED LAN PARTY! Have guest strip at the door and place their clothes and everything else in a garbage bag. Label the bag with the person's name. The person gets a name badge. No badge, no bag, you go home naked.

  213. Simple... use a VPN by Mobius+Ring · · Score: 1

    I mean, really, are you a geek or not? Just make everyone play from home (or their parent's basements as the cases may be), use a VPN as needed. It's not like you gonna have gurlz there, right?

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  214. real steel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    440 stainless only makes weapons fit to hang on your wall ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMuZoGVz9tc

  215. 48 hr lan @ a public university's solution by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2, Informative

    We held a multi-day LAN party for nearly 100 people. This was an open LAN and also during PSU's dance marathon weekend. In otherwords, there were thousands of people going in and out over the course of the LAN party. One of the method's that we used was to control the entry and exit points of the LAN. When people arrived, we had them enter the serial number of the more expensive portions of their equipment. Mice and Keyboards we ignored, but Cases and Monitors were checked in. When you wanted to leave, you had to go by our desk again and sign out. It was obvious if someone was leaving with a tower or monitor, so it was simple to check. We also had Gamecubes setup with projectors. For those devices we locked the gamecubes in an AV cabinet and wrapped the controller's cords through a padlock to prevent people from walking with the controllers. I think the worst we encountered were a few lost dongles from the Xbox controllers (not stolen, just lost in the shuffle and found much later). So, padlocks for the console controllers, registered equipment, and checkpoints at entry/exit chokepoints. I don't believe that we had anyone report any stolen equipment which was quite amazing for an open lan at a major university.

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    1. Re:48 hr lan @ a public university's solution by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the formatting of my previous post. I forgot I had HTML enabled. In addition to the registering of equipment I would suggest the following.

      a. Enough volunteers to patrol the gaming areas. Keeping food off tables. Making sure that people aren't damaging equipment, helping them troubleshoot. A good team of volunteers on a regular schedule will help.

      b. ban the backpacks. In my day, gaming laptops didn't exist, but I could see how this would be an issue today.

      C. Provide transportation in and out of the gaming area. Registration is easier if your volunteers are helping carry out the equipment. Maybe even require that equipment in and out of the LAN area be on an open cart?

      Remember that the LAN that we worked on was a major event and it was continuous for 48 hours, so it required shifts of volunteers, and a larger volume of equipment and people than a typical evening only LAN party. The checkpoints and padlocks may be overkill for your event. It worked for us, and tailor your plan accordingly.

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  216. Here's what you should do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GET A LIFE!

  217. Here's your sign! by detox98 · · Score: 1

    Put up a sign in several areas (including in the invitation)... - WARNING... Enter at your own risk...we will not be liable for stolen property and bodily injury...so play nice :p

  218. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Also don't forget to lock down the jewelry, the liquor cabinet, and so on. And don't just put some necklaces between mattresses or in a cup on the window sill over the sink.

    Same for money, (real) silverware and silver dishes, gold-plated stuff, valuable stuff just sitting around in the basement or other places people don't go often.

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  219. Helpful Advise...Hopefully by Eleint · · Score: 1

    Here's my idea. Buy some white labels and write numbers on them, then list these same numbers on a spreadsheet and print it out. When people come over put one sticker on each expensive piece of equipment (computer, monitor). Then have the person write down on the sheet what the equipment is and sign their name. Tell everyone that noting can be taken home without a sticker on it and it being signed out. This method is not completely foolproof but should be good enough to prevent most theft. The only downside I can see is it would require a door guard the whole night.

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  220. I believe the Rolling Stones by Number6.2 · · Score: 1

    ...hired the Hell's Angels. Depends on how l33t ur gamerz are, though.

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  221. lan party theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BYOS

    bring your own sticks!!!

    the things that are likely to walk are the controllers.

    secure the consoles if it is a console lan party (halo 3) for instance

  222. Re:Insurance? Why party naked? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Just make it a "Wear Thongs/Fundoshi and Thongs/Flip Flops" event...

    http://www.google.com/search?q=fundoshi&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

    Now, you have FUN AND BROTHERHOOD

    (In Japanese, "doshi" means "brotherhood")... Now the nerds/geeks can get their things on...

    Also, see:

    http://www.sqart.org/doshi/index.html

    Or, if thongs and fundoshi are too ... risque, then wear:

    http://www.doshifiberart.com/portfolio/portfolio.htm

    Have a LAN & Fiber Party...

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  223. High Stakes Poker Security by No-Cool-Nickname · · Score: 1

    I host from time to time a higher limit poker game. We have had as many as 100 players with $30K cash in play. My security has always been pretty simple. I pack heat. I let everyone know that I carry a gun AND that they are encouraged to carry a legal, licensed weapon. Now imagine you are a bad guy reading the invite to that poker game and think to yourself, one or more (likely many more) of these guys carry loaded guns. Does that sound like the kind of party you want to crash?

  224. a few tips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I help run a large LAN party gaming day thing at my college every year. About 1250+ people show up including the general public. Every year some $2-500 worth of goods are stolen. But here are some good tactics- make sure everything is taped down- TETHER those wireless devices if you have any, or people apsentmindedly just walk off with them. Are they bringing their own games? Keep track of whos they are and whos computer they are going into.

    Most people will keep track of their computers but frequent things that go missing are LAN cables, routers/hubs controllers, and individual games. And the way it happens is mostly accidental. Someone decides to go home and packs up their stuff and leaves, except maybe one of those lan cables wasn't theirs, or that hub, or that controller. they thought they brought it and they forgot it, or they are actually stealing. Who knows!

    Security can only do so much, the amount of paperwork required to actively keep track of and sign in and sign out stuff can stifle the atmosphere. Have people try to keep track of the stuff they have and report if anything goes missing immediately instead of waiting for everyone to go home when its gone forever. These sort of things are pretty safe though so ultimately its mostly about being prepared. (with the AMOUNT of stuff at our things the fact that only $500 or even less getting stolen is actually pretty good, and its usually all in controllers for us.)

    The best tip is to know its going to happen stuff will get lost, or broken, or stolen and you should be able to pay people back for it... keep that as part of your budget.

  225. I used to run large-scale LANs, and... by old_skul · · Score: 1

    ...there's a simple solution. It's called a waiver. Each attendee signs a piece of paper on the way in waiving their right to sue the organizer. This includes damages from theft, disaster, or stupidity.

    We got those, and also promised each of our players that we'd keep an eye on things, but that they needed to secure all of their valuables. Computers and monitors aren't easily walked away with, and they're also easily secured with a security cable, so we recommended that as well.

    Just make sure that you're not responsible, and make sure your attendees know it, and things will take care of themselves. We ran 600+ attendee LANs with this in place and never had any trouble.

  226. UIDs and Offtopics... you guys know better. by Martindale · · Score: 0

    Half of the comments in this thread are offtopic. (+1)

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  227. Excuse me? by msimm · · Score: 1

    People get raped and murdered but your faith in humanity hinged on a fender-bender?

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  228. The RIGHT attitude does prevent lawsuits! by msimm · · Score: 1

    Attitude doesn't prevent lawsuits

    As long as you follow it through with ample threats and occasional knee-cap breaking.

    Oh, and look up your local Hells Angel chapter. I hear they provide excellent security.

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  229. Which would make this by msimm · · Score: 1
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  230. Wikihow article... by msimm · · Score: 1
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  231. Intimidation factor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just single out the biggest baddest dude in the place and beat the everloving crap out of him. Then say he looked like he might be thinking about stealing something before casually walking away and popping open a beer.

  232. Re:Insurance? Or, at a "Hostel" by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    ANd when you CatcH AnyoNE out of LIne, DeLIVER them the UlTiMatE PUNishMENT:

    Put them in (on a gurney outside of) the MoCuMo (MObile exeCU MObile)

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2006-06-14-death-van_x.htm

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  233. re: home LAN parties by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yeah, my comments were intended to be more for a case of a LAN party held at someone's home or condo. When you're talking about something huge, at a public facility, lots of different rules apply. A lot of the messages posted here WERE talking about LAN parties held in homes though.

    I will say though, if a party at a school had 20+ people daisy-chaining their gear off ONE electrical outlet, it sounds like the school had a defective breaker in their box! I know from previous experience, a typical circuit will safely handle no more than roughly 4-5 systems running off one outlet, tops. Beyond that, and you consistently just trip breakers or blow fuses.

    And like a guy from Sweden said already about much of this other stuff, "Only in America!" It might be true that some asshole will try to sue you because the computer he voluntarily brought to your LAN party broke, and he feels you're somehow to blame for it. But frankly, I'll take that chance. If they *really* want to be THAT much of an ass, I'll see them in small claims court and bring all the evidence I can put together to show the ridiculousness of such a claim. (I know for a fact, you can't even get a computer repair facility to put something in writing stating a power surge/lightning strike was a "conclusive" reason for a system failure. The best they'll do is write an opinion stating it was a POSSIBLE cause of failure. So good luck getting proof my "defective switch" or what-not killed your PC.)

  234. What I'd do. by DForck42 · · Score: 1

    What I would personally do is post someone at the entrance (if there are multiple entrances, have them covered as well) and make a log of everyone that comes in and what equipment they brought (and have a sharpie and possibly some stickers to put on equipment). I would also require them to sign a log book that states that "the signed below agree that any lost or stolen property is not the responsibility of the party holder." The list of equipment is to make sure that no one can say "that guy stole my thingy!".