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  1. Re:One question... on Happy Birthday! Email Is 30 Years Old · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are on crack. You're entitled to your opinion, but man, that's the least aesthetically pleasing option for me.

  2. Re:Dj's around the world.... on Songfile (lyrics.ch) Trails Off · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing that some radio stations had special countdown timers so the DJ would know when the singer starts singing.

  3. Re:why not get a helper monkey? on In Search of the Best Programmable Universal Remote? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    1. Banana's will be more expensive than batteries over time.

    I didn't know that bananas had wills. And I don't what a will belonging to a banana has to do with anything or why you're speaking Ebonics.

  4. Re:did we forget TOS? on Star Trek: Enterprise Reactions? · · Score: 1

    Then how come the plot of The Trouble With Tribbles hinged on a Klingon looking like a human?

  5. Re:Need more school income? This is a good idea. on British Colleges Selling Screen Saver Ad Space · · Score: 1

    Regarding the "nazi" comment: although I realise it was probably just hyperbole for effect, I kind of resent the noxious implication of an immediate association between being "anti-advertisement" and being a nazi. As I have explained, there can be valid reasons to be against this type of advertising; its a lot harder to justify the kind of fanatical white supremacy associated with nazis :)

    Don't worry, he Godwined himself.

  6. Re:I always wondered... on Star Trek: Enterprise Premieres Tonight · · Score: 1

    Well, it's one thing to laugh off bullets, but getting bonked in the noggin with a gun never looks cool.

  7. Re:Percentage Opposed To Secrets on Poll Says Most Americans Favor Crypto Backdoors · · Score: 1

    Spelling ability should also be a requirement to vote.

  8. Re:George Bush and the M$ case on Why The U.S. Surrendered To Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Maybe if you're the reincarnation of Alan Turing, but I like to take a break from Unix and get friendly with the ladies every now and then.

  9. Re:To make your computer efficient, think like one on Simplicity In the Age Of The GUI · · Score: 1

    Hell, they can't even distiguish between a document and the default application that opens the document. I've seen people do directory management and open Excel files from within Word's Open dialog box.

  10. Re:To make your computer efficient, think like one on Simplicity In the Age Of The GUI · · Score: 1

    Wait, are the chicks "open sourced"? Where can I "download" them?

  11. Re:What good would that do???? on More On Tragedy · · Score: 1

    *snort* Profit?

  12. Re:Amazon Donation Page on More On Tragedy · · Score: 1

    It's okay; you don't need to coddle us. Don't let us get away with a little false pride or egotism even at our lowest. We're taking this with nothing but a tough cowboy grimace and then we're getting right back in the saddle.

  13. Re:The SSSCA is going to be passed - NOT. on DivX;) Goes Legit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, they were criminals and they abbreviated their names in really lame ways.

  14. Re:Nope on ICANN Meeting off to Shaky Start in Uruguay · · Score: 1

    I believe a church is something different. :)

    What about the Church of Sc... oh no, Xenu is in my head -- must... get... audited....... NO CARRIER

  15. Re:That's the hard way of solving the RB on When Lego Meet Rubik · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for instance, did my rubik's cube three times in the two minutes it took me to write this post. Without looking. Beat that.

    I've had sex. With a girl.

  16. Re:That's the hard way of solving the RB on When Lego Meet Rubik · · Score: 1

    Well, as long as it wasn't right after she shot up some heroin.

  17. Re:nope, sorry. on Record Companies Sued Over Charley Pride CD · · Score: 1

    ... a bag of butt-connectors

    Ah, now we know why you don't want to give them your personal info...

  18. Re:Easily fixed on Record Companies Sued Over Charley Pride CD · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe if you wore a different disguise every day?

    Like this?

  19. Re:Anybody remember... on MenuetOS Debuts · · Score: 1

    That came with the best damn games ever. I played the really nice Tetris (with handy two player mode) and the Comedy Club defense game all the time.

  20. Piaget on Storytelling in Computer Games · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, computer games are no fun because as soon as a bad guy goes around the corner, I forget that he's there and I always end up getting clobbered.

  21. Re:Take 1 day a week off on E-mail Overload: Welcome Back to School · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but ham & cheese sandwiches, man! I can't give them up.

  22. Re:I Once... on E-mail Overload: Welcome Back to School · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just say, "Girl, if you want to talk, you can come over here and do it while you're naked." Then, everybody wins.

  23. Re:But did you notice? on A Number For Everything · · Score: 1

    You're only weirded out because that was the name of one of the priests in the Exorcist. There's nothing inherently demonic about the name.

  24. Re:Keep in mind: on MS Security: On A Path As Clear As It Is Reliable · · Score: 1

    Just because people don't discover useful features on their own doesn't mean that they can't be taught or that you should hamstring the smart users.

  25. Re:Slashdot will be sued next on Australian Court OKs International Net-Defamation Suit · · Score: 1

    Paul Hogan is a dipshit. Sue me.