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  1. PRON! Marches on! on Sorting Algorithm Breaks Giga-Sort Barrier, With GPUs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thank god, because my online Porn collection isn't going to sort itself.

  2. Didn't get killed by a roadside bomb on Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees · · Score: 1

    But fell out of the car after forgetting to belt-in. Splat instead of kaboom - still not a pretty way to go.

  3. 3 trenches actually on How Star Wars Trumped Star Trek For Scientific Accuracy · · Score: 1

    Should have made 3 rings if you're going to play along with this cockamamie logic stream.

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Star

    "Halfway between the equator and each pole were two supplementary trenches."

  4. Dude on UVB-76 Explained · · Score: 3, Funny

    re: "geography (Bong)"

    Is this code given out at 4:20?

  5. Obligatory Futurama quote on Possible Treatment For Ebola · · Score: 1

    Professor: As a man enters his 18th decade, he thinks back on the mistakes he made in life.
    Amy: Like the heaps of the dead monkeys?
    Professor: Science can not move forward without heaps!

  6. Re:Richest? on Richest Planetary System Discovered With 7 Planets · · Score: 0, Troll

    GOP leaders are now holding a summit to determine what free-market principals were at work at HD 10180.

    Teabaggers were last seen attempting to determine if Best Buy had HD 10180 tvs still in stock.

  7. Re:K-12? on Los Angeles Unveils $578 Million Public School · · Score: 1

    Where did they keep grades 4-6? In the sub-basement for experiments?

    "Well they're more comfortable down there - it's dark, they LIKE that".

  8. K-12? on Los Angeles Unveils $578 Million Public School · · Score: 2, Funny

    In one place? Must make beating younger students up for money real easy with the age spread. Even the most wimpy sophomore can always prey on the toddlers.

  9. Re:Macey's Parade on Why the World Is Running Out of Helium · · Score: 1

    Yes and they were full of hot air when they said it.

    Hospitals are.

  10. Re:What ever do you mean... on Why the World Is Running Out of Helium · · Score: 1

    Yep - every one of these stupid articles fails to mention that every natural gas producer in the US is throwing away TONS of it instead of recapturing it because of the reserve sell off. Once the reserves are gone, it can be recaptured - hell it "could" be recaptured right now, but with the supply dump, there's no hurry to do that.

    We aren't running out of helium period. It's when it's going to be recaptured.

    They also fail to mention that MRI consumes the most. Party balloons are the smallest segment. This is the same crap science coverage as the morons who talk about the Hindenburg when hydrogen cars are discussed - while ignoring the explosive force of gasoline. America is smrt.

  11. Coming up on Smart Trash Carts Tell If You Haven't Been Recycling · · Score: 0, Troll

    Trash can bombs. You watch, some pinhead reactionary is going to put a bomb in one for a (soon to be scattered) inspector. I don't condone it, but you just KNOW it's coming.

  12. Re:Yeah nothing works anymore on Throwing Out Software That Works · · Score: 1
  13. Re:Yeah nothing works anymore on Throwing Out Software That Works · · Score: 1

    Fuck Slashdot. The parent is modded insightful and is a flat out fucking lie. Anti-Apple hater bias found again on Slashdot.

    For all you troll moderators - fuck you x4.

  14. Good man - poor epitaph on Jack Horkheimer, 'The Star Hustler,' Dies At 72 · · Score: 1

    Appreciate all he did for Astronomy - but, and I'm serious here - I read that 3 times before I read "life" and not "wife". Awkward wording.

  15. Re:Yeah nothing works anymore on Throwing Out Software That Works · · Score: 0, Troll
  16. Ya on Throwing Out Software That Works · · Score: 1

    He needs to go to a desktop so he can see Homestar Runner and other all-flash sites. That's certainly stops the internet in it's track. Those flash games really prevent me from surfing the web on my iPad as well. Thanks Dave - thank you for saving the internet from the likes of my iPad. Otherwise those people using flashblocker plug-ins in firefox might be accused of devolving the web too.

    In other news - when the hell is HR going to update anyway?

  17. Blarg on Star Wars Fans Look For Love In Alderaan Places · · Score: 1

    Sooooo Hugh Pickens loves wordplay. Huge - not teeny tiny - Dickens? Nose Pickens? Loves Chickens? What Slim Pickens became after 10 years at the Fast-Food Buffet (boy did he let himself go)?

    Help me out here anybody.

  18. Re:Just because it's patented... on Apple Patents Remotely Disabling Jailbroken Phones · · Score: 1

    Even if they implemented it I'm sure Cydia would have a fix against it in no time. They had the .pdf hole plugged weeks before Apple did anyway (which was particularly hilarious because until Apple's update - the only way to fix the phone was to jailbreak it). Good emulation of GOP / Bush-Cheney scaremongering with an agenda tho. Fox News would be proud of this story submission.

    Can Soulskill use a blackboard and weep a lot in front of a camera next time? The Daily Show needs more content.

  19. Re:Either that on Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past" · · Score: 1

    You're confusing civi suit against criminal suit. Burden of proof is less and the ACLU isn't one person - it's many, and they don't prejudice what cases they consider in matter of civil rights.

  20. Translation on Inflaton, Mother of the Universe · · Score: 1

    CERN's gonna blow this shit up!

    And they say you can't make science interesting for kids....

  21. Re:Either that on Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past" · · Score: 1

    With a hungry lawyer or an interested and career boosting DA - quite a bit. Hell even the ACLU loves these kinds of cases.

  22. So on Supercomputing, There's an App For That · · Score: 1

    Is that a supercomputer in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

  23. Re:Either that on Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past" · · Score: 1

    That's greeaaat, well thanks for coming in, we'll call you if any other opportunities open up in the future.

    In a world of nearly-equal applicants, every little bit moves the scale. Reality - it's that thing outside the margin of your computer screen.

  24. Re:Either that on Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past" · · Score: 1

    So file a civil lawsuit already.

  25. Re:Either that on Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past" · · Score: 1

    Even better - the churches that instigate and mold politics, laws, and policy all don't have to pay taxes. WHAT A CUNT-RY!