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  1. Get real interactive fiction on "Choose Your Own Adventure" On Your iPhone · · Score: 5, Informative

    Get Frotz for the iPhone or iPad, and play real interactive fiction instead. The interface could use some help in the way it gets stories in / out, but I've been (re)-enjoying my infocom collection from my old "lost treasures of infocom" CDs on my mobile devices just fine (hint : keep safari handy and bookmark the support docs).

  2. Pedobear Says on Feds Won't File Charges In School Laptop-Spy Case · · Score: 1

    Don't worry about Vice Principal Touchy, he's (oh yes) looking out (oh just a little more for the camera) for you for your (pretty supple soft oh yes) own good (oh you're soooo sooooo goooood).

  3. How is this news? on Sell Someone Else's Book On Lulu! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds like all in a day's work for your average middleman. Good job!

  4. Re:It would be nice.. on Ray Kurzweil Does Not Understand the Brain · · Score: 1

    Good thing too - his dramatic mouse click was godawful.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PAzPnvNxbU

  5. Re:ahh, the "singularity"... on Ray Kurzweil Does Not Understand the Brain · · Score: 1

    Evolutionary superglue.

  6. Re:ahh, the "singularity"... on Ray Kurzweil Does Not Understand the Brain · · Score: 1

    That's the thing - sci-fi has this niddling habit of becoming fact. When pseudo-science gets involved it generally hinders and muddles any real science being worked on. The singularity crowd seems to involve all of the above - and train-wrecks like these are fun to watch at least.

  7. bullshit on 7-Inch iPad Rumored · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lessie - Apple only updates SKUs once and year - and is having trouble building the current model fast enough. OMG THERE'S ANOTHER ONE COMING TOMORROW!

    Fuck you Slashdot.

  8. Re:Uhhh...what? on Convicted NY Drunk Drivers Need Ignition Interlocks · · Score: 1

    Nanny state(d) ... to DEATH!

    (MST3K: 35 sec mark) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Naix-f6KSIg&p=A719532891FA321B

    Never let this happen to you.
    Don't make the mistake these people made.
    Don't die.

  9. Cummin' at ya! on First 3-D IMAX Porn Movie Made In Hong Kong · · Score: 1

    Magic finish? Sounds fucking spectacular!

  10. Re:Why the sympathy?? on San Francisco Just As Guilty In Terry Childs Case · · Score: 0, Troll

    Where am I going faggot?

  11. Re:Hypocrisy Isn't Free on Controversy Arises Over Taliban Option In Medal of Honor · · Score: 1

    No no no - you're supposed to unflinchingly and without thinking "support the troops". They deserve your unearned respect under any and all circumstances.

    Didn't you get the memo and your magnetic yellow ribbon? Check your brownshirt, perhaps it's in there.

  12. Re:Why the sympathy?? on San Francisco Just As Guilty In Terry Childs Case · · Score: 1

    I said the same thing - got modded flamebait.

    Fuck Slashdot.

  13. Re:boycott SF on San Francisco Just As Guilty In Terry Childs Case · · Score: 1

    Boycotts of one don't count - particularly since you can't afford to go - let alone stay - in San Francisco anyway.

    But keep catching those rainbows and reaching for the stars. Perhaps you can boycott NYC next.

  14. Wah on San Francisco Just As Guilty In Terry Childs Case · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I don't like the way my company is run. I'm going to rob them - because it's justified in my fucked-up imagination.

    Rot in jail asshole.

  15. Re:Responses so far are sad on Lucas Promises Star Wars on Blu-Ray in 2011 · · Score: 1
  16. Wrong codeword used on Apple Manager Arrested In Kickback Scheme · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't have called it iGraft on the phone or the emails.

  17. Re:Thoughts. on Preserving Memories of a Loved One? · · Score: 1

    You can involve everyone in the creation of the memorial, and include some items and text within the design. Going further crosses into making a shrine, which while noble in thought, is unhealthy in real-life. It can be debilitating in-fact.

  18. Re:Books that don't need to be written on Apple Wants Patent On Video Game-Based iBooks · · Score: 1

    Only sad if you haven't had sex. You must be very sad.

  19. Re:Books that don't need to be written on Apple Wants Patent On Video Game-Based iBooks · · Score: 1

    I'll take hipsters over bitter jealous virgin-nerds any day.

    "STOP USING THAT Apple's EVIL WAH"

    Fuck off.

  20. Console message on Incorporating Swarm Intelligence Into Computer AI · · Score: 3, Funny

    >format /dev/fd0

    >ANT: We must save the queen!
    >ANT: Which one of us is the queen?
    >ANT: I'm the queen!
    >ANT: No, I'm the queen!
    (smashing of glass sound)
    >ANT: Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!

  21. Re:Pretty soon they will on Apple Wants Patent On Video Game-Based iBooks · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I patented it yesterday in fact. LAWYERS AT DAWN BITCH!

  22. oh goodie on Apple Wants Patent On Video Game-Based iBooks · · Score: 1

    All those genius roundtable discussions we've had on in-game chat will finally get the story-telling immortality they deserve.

    Douchenozzle: YOU'RE A FAG.
    Player L333T: lulz!
    PinkPenis: Dood stopp cheating!
    GiantCockMonster: I'm not haxxing you noob.
    NoobBoobies: FAG.
    Mangina: You're just butthurtz!


    Oh this should give the literary world a run for it's money - hooray. Can't wait for them to show on the NYT best-sellers list.

  23. Re:HOW much of a golden parachute? on HP Board Sued Over Hurd Departure · · Score: 1

    That's why you won't pull in those numbers. Nice guys finish last - and don't make good CEOs. Look around. Every CEO regards themselves as leading a war of some kind and are basically sociopaths.

  24. oh dear lord on Medical Students Open To Learning With Video Games · · Score: 1

    If it's anything like:

    (egoraptor) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dB8wBr76Jg

    we're doomed.

  25. They forgot on Music Festival Producer Pre-Sues Bootleggers · · Score: 1

    To prefile murder charges against some unstable (but imaginative) people who read this and decide to hunt down the promoters.

    That's initiative baby!