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How Star Wars Trumped Star Trek For Scientific Accuracy

An anonymous reader writes "When George Lucas added the 'ring around the Death Star' effect to his 1997 re-release of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, the revision was almost as hated as Greedo shooting first, and to boot was seen as a knock-off of the seminal 'Praxis effect' in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991). But a debunking astronomer claims that the Federation got it wrong and the fan-boys should thank Lucas for adding some scientific accuracy to his fictional universe."

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  1. And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the article:

    Sadly, upon closer inspection, we see that ILM blew this rare opportunity for scientific realism in the Star Wars universe ...

    Indeed, if you're familiar with Docking Bay 327, it is inside a large maitenance trench where the structural weaknesses should have created a horizontal ring exploding outward. Instead the movie gave us a vertical ring exploding outward.

    I hate most of Star Trek and basically considered Star Wars a religion as a human larva & pupa (see above docking bay reference). Being as how I was hatched after the last (real) Star Wars movie came out, my nipples exploded with joy at the prospect of seeing the originals on the big screen -- special edition or not. I was confused by the Han/Greedo exchange, found not a whole lot of added value in the other aspects but must have been the only person pleased with a more satisfactory Death Star explosion.

    But a debunking astronomer

    Yes, it's Phil "Bad Astronomer" Plait. Look, it's great you get people into astronomy via sci-fi religious flamebait stoking but ... I think you put it best in the last slide of one of your presentations.

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    1. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ........tell fan boys what? I am sure we all know better than to try and argue anything to a fan boy. His universe is set in stone and any alteration is considered a blasphemy on a level beyond religion. Lukas had every right to change his creation but to assume fans of the original would be pleased was a little foolish. And Han shot first......

    2. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How Star Wars Trumped Star Trek For Scientific Accuracy

      Isn't that the greatest headline ever to create a nerd flame war!?

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    3. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lukas had every right to change his creation but to assume fans of the original would be pleased was a little foolish.

      Of course he does. It's just amusing that a person who once went in front of Congress to protest against the colorization of The Three Stooges is one of the biggest film revisionists of all time at this point. Hell, he's supposedly supposed to be making even more revisions for the BD release.

    4. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by polar+red · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Science fiction ? Star Wars is more like future fantasy, and Star Trek is more future fiction.

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    5. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by polar+red · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe 'Science Fiction' is a major misnomer for all works currently filed under it.

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    6. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by natehoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Star Wars is more like future fantasy

      That certainly explains the opening scroll for every movie, which all start "A Long Time Ago, In a Galaxy Far, Far Away" :)

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    7. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That, it is.

      fanatics telling people that Humans rode dinosaurs is science fiction.

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    8. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 4, Informative

      Magic carpets and wizard spells don't fall into the realm of science fiction. That would be fantasy.

    9. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Desler · · Score: 1

      In SW cannon, the force has a scientific reason for existing.

      This statement doesn't make any sense. What does is the relevance of a Star Wars cannon have to do with anything? Or did you perhaps mean canon?

    10. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      You realize that Star Wars is just as implausible with the whole Jedi crap and interstellar travel methods.

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    11. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Technically fantasy is classified as science fiction in literary circles. I don't know why they do that.

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    12. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Weather is a magic carpet, wizard spell, and police box, or warp drive.

      No, weather is rain, snow, sun, or wind. You probably wanted to say:

      Whether it is a magic carpet, wizard spell, and police box, or warp drive.

    13. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Dgawld · · Score: 1

      Indeed, if you're familiar with Docking Bay 327, it is inside a large maitenance trench where the structural weaknesses should have created a horizontal ring exploding outward. Instead the movie gave us a vertical ring exploding outward.

      Veritcal or Horizontal?? Based on what? Too many misconceptions about the use of the word Horizontal.

    14. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by easterberry · · Score: 1

      Well technically the people from any world with magic could study and document all magic via the scientific method so it's a world with different, fictional, scientific laws.

    15. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, if you're familiar with Docking Bay 327, it is inside a large maitenance trench where the structural weaknesses should have created a horizontal ring exploding outward. Instead the movie gave us a vertical ring exploding outward.

      Veritcal or Horizontal?? Based on what? Too many misconceptions about the use of the word Horizontal.

      Based on how they framed it in every goddamn scene and the frame before it blew up?

    16. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I hate most of Star Trek...

      Leave now and never come back!

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    17. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is weather a magic carpet?

    18. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Galaxy Quest beats them both with one tentacle tied behind it's back...

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    19. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why the Sci-Fi Channel is no more.

      SyFy...because it means NOTHING!

    20. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Funny

      How Vi trumped Emacs!

      Have I been here too long?

    21. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by morari · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a pretty insignificant point. I don't know anyone that would seriously side with Star Wars being science fiction. It has more in common with the Lord of the Rings than it does any sci-fi I've seen. Have some good films come out of the Star Wars universe? Sure, but that doesn't mean it's anymore than a fairy tale set in space. Couple that with the kiddy image of marketing and merchandise and it's hard to take Star Wars seriously as science fiction.

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    22. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Weather is a what? And how does that relate to the argument?

      Maybe you need to stop drinking 2 hours before posting to slashdot? !~

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    23. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's just amusing that a person who once went in front of Congress to protest against the colorization of The Three Stooges is one of the biggest film revisionists of all time at this point.

      His position was absolutely consistent. His protest against colorizing the Stooges was correct - you don't mess with the classics (To those that object to the usage of The Stooges and "classic" in the same breath, I ask which you would rather see, "Three Little Pigskins" - also starring a very young Lucille Ball - or "Star Wars Episode I: The Coming of the Trade War"? And besides, if you do object, you're probably a woman.) Of course, recognizing his own stuff as the schlock it is, he's perfectly free to make any changes he wants in it. I think a cross-dressing Jabba the Hutt would be nice for the next "Director's Edition", don't you think?

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    24. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      No not at all.

      Search "Main Mohs Scale Of Science Fiction Hardness" on TVTropes, it does a very good job explaining Sci-Fi.

    25. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a cracked beryllium sphere, and aft thruster guards with 80% damage to boot.

      In fact, one Omega-13 device beats any number of verteron colliders and krieger waves.

    26. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe that "Science Fiction" is considered a subset of "Fantastic Fiction." At least it used to be back when I found books by flipping through the cards by subject.

      I sort of miss the card catalog, there were nice ways to find books with them that don't work the same as now. Of course I love some of the things you can do with a modern electronic library system too. Maybe it's just nostalgia for summers of library cards and fishing poles.

    27. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by kevinmenzel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure that "A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far Far Away" doesn't scroll at all.

    28. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Athanasius · · Score: 1

      Science fiction ? Star Wars is more like future fantasy, and Star Trek is more future fiction.

      A long time ago....

    29. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you must've been! C'mon out of your vault, the war is long over and we all use nano now.

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    30. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by suutar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My film prof claimed it was essentially a western :)

    31. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by spazdor · · Score: 1

      That might be why the associated community is engaged in a massive campaign to rebrand itself as "Speculative Fiction".

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    32. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by spazdor · · Score: 1

      The difference doesn't exist. Science fiction is fantasy. Weather is a magic carpet

      Magic? But isn't Sci-Fi mainly stories about...

      ...wait for it...

      ... sufficiently advanced technology?

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    33. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by lgw · · Score: 1

      If you're standing on the Death Star (or flying around it), it has a horizon. Whether the ring was horizontal would depend on where you were standing. :)

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    34. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by alexo · · Score: 1

      Technically fantasy is classified as science fiction in literary circles. I don't know why they do that.

      Clarke's 2nd law?

    35. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by ooshna · · Score: 1

      If you don't think a made for TV movie about giant is science fiction at its best then you my friend don't know sci-fi.

    36. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by alexo · · Score: 2, Funny

      What does is the relevance of a Star Wars cannon have to do with anything?

      It shoots midichlorians.

    37. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Its funny because in the 70's all the interviews Lucas gave talked about wanting to do an updated space serial, and then by the 90's he was talking about how he did it to reinvent mythology and stuff. That was the full line of BS they gave at the Smithsonian when they had the exhibit there.

    38. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by alexo · · Score: 1

      Leave now and never come back!

      Please accept my sincere appreciation in lieu of mod points.

    39. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Moryath · · Score: 1

      I think a cross-dressing Jabba the Hutt would be nice for the next "Director's Edition", don't you think?

      Too late. He put one in the "Clone Wars" computimated tv/movie craps.

    40. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe it's just nostalgia for summers of library cards and fishing poles.

      What did you use the fishing poles for? To reach the books on the high shelves, to lift the librarians skirt, or something else entirely?

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    41. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

      That might be why the associated community is engaged in a massive campaign to rebrand itself as "Speculative Fiction".

      SpyFy... Argh!

    42. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by hazem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Orson Scott Card said once there really is no difference:

      "Half joking, I was writing to Ben [Bova] about this very subject, and I said, look, fantasy has trees, and science fiction has rivets," Card said in a 1989 interview. "That's it, that's all the difference there is, the difference of feel, perception."

    43. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems that way...maybe this should just be settled on Trek-Or-Wars (or to see the results of the vote to date outside Facebook ... http://www.trekorwars.com/ )

    44. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by penguinchris · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can take it further than that. Star Wars is heavily inspired (with some elements lifted directly) from Akira Kurosawa samurai films.

      If you watch the Akira Kurosawa films, you realize that they're heavily influenced by American Westerns. Several of his films were re-made as westerns for western audiences, like The Magnificent Seven (Seven Samurai) and A Fistful of Dollars (Yojimbo). I think at least one of his films is a remake of a John Ford western, even, though I can't think of which one it is.

      So yeah, it's similar to a western. But it's not really a John Wayne kind of western, it's a western by way of Japan.

    45. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That can also be applied to Star Trek. Except Star Trek likes to talk about their made up magic more the SW.

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    46. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stooge revisionism? Curly slapped first?

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    47. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Even Arthur C Clarke agrees:

      Third law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

      Ergo, anything from fictional science is, by definition, magic, and so falls into the realm of Fantasy.

      The Third Law's corollary would be:
      Any sufficiently developed science fiction novel is indistinguishable from a Fantasy novel.

      This even includes the venerated "Hard SciFi"

    48. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sorry. I'm not drinking, but I do have an issue typing because I have to think of what I want to say, translate it,. Sometimes I get too impatient.

      However you seem like a smart asshole, so I will assume you could actually figure out what I was trying to say.
      My apologies for the grammar error.

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    49. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Which is indistinguishable from magic.

      Some fancy pants author said something like that.

      YES I know who.

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    50. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Dalambertian · · Score: 1

      The article's summary is a bit narrow-minded. My suspension of disbelief for the exploding ring has less to do with the distribution of mass (almost spherically symmetric) and more to do with the distribution of energy. The fact that a lot of astrophysical objects have a clear axis of symmetry should hint that a man-made object capable of destroying a planet could also have an axis of symmetry.

    51. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, but VI got IMproved and lots of people still use that.

    52. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by AGMW · · Score: 1

      What does is the relevance of a Star Wars cannon have to do with anything?

      It shoots midichlorians.

      Ah yes. Midichlorians! For me, the invention of midichlorians was the biggest mistake of the new SW movies because if they were so important they would have been mentioned in the first SW films. The rest of the stuff, even the dreadful JarJarBinks, I can almost forgive.

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    53. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, there's a difference. The Three Stooges were clearly high class art films, whereas Star wars was very clearly more equivalent to something coming from Chihuly or Kinkade. Or it might possibly be that George Lucas grew up on The Three Stooges and didn't want them screwing with his childhood memories.

    54. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by sydlexius · · Score: 1

      01001110 01001111

    55. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sci fi is a subset of fantasy. In the middle of the 1900s, there was a large push towards sci fi that resulted in it dominating the literature market for fantasy. For some reason, the broader genre was redefined to be a subset of its subset. They even redefined fantasy to be only fantasy that isn't sci fi.

      I'd say that fantasy is any story that's wholly impossible in the current or any probable past (probable being based on the past being very much like the current present, any dragons, monsters, or aliens indicating it to be fantasy). King Arthur would be historical fiction until Merlin, dragons, and the Lady of the Lake got involved, then it becomes fantasy. Though I'm not sure where to put "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" as it's more a thought exercise about anachronism, but I've seen it listed as sci fi because it contains time travel. The time travel is a plot device which wasn't described as being science or mystical. I'd put it in historical fiction, but it doesn't fit well anywhere.

      I'd define sci fi as a type of fantasy where the plot is moved forward by plausible fictional technology which causes some unintended consequences. The "masters" used the ultimate in plausable. They defined circumstances which were later examined and determined to be plausible, used to create new scientific theories, or used as a blueprint for new tech. Jules Verne described almost exactly SCUBA and CCTV before anyone else and with detail that someone reading it now wouldn't even necessarily know that it didn't exist at the time he wrote the stories. Dyson spheres and ringworlds have been examined greatly. There's some fantasy in Niven's world for the races and interactions and some of the other tech, but enough of the core ideas are plausible enough to get it a sci fi label.

      The original Star Trek was political and social allegory, set in space. It's as much sci fi as Gilligan's Island. Though I could see an argument for Gilligan's Island being sci fi, with the professor inventing things when needed for plot devices, but also inventing them as a means of introducing tech that disrupts the social order, which is the definition of sci fi I like to use.

    56. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

      Any technology sufficiently advanced...

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    57. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Kenoli · · Score: 1

      The scientific accuracy of nonsense effects and pure speculation by star wars clearly trumps that of star trek.

    58. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by arose · · Score: 1

      Now that's a book I'll read. Not that I've encountered one...

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    59. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by scottrocket · · Score: 1
      How Star Wars Trumped Star Trek For Scientific Accuracy Isn't that the greatest headline ever to create a nerd flame war!?

      I will consider that thought, as I watch a galaxy rotate from a million light-years away. From my Federation quarters' window.

    60. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between sufficiently advanced technology and magic.

      The first type is entirely based on man-made devices. The manufacturing of such devices is well-known by the civilization in the fictional universe.

      The second is acquired by unknown means, which don't matter, by the characters. For example, they can read a magic book and something happens. Magic is usually considered a force or a law of nature.

      So no, you can't replace HAL by a genie in a bottle, because HAL was man-made while a genie is magical, an entity that was not at all manufactured by men.

      And you can't replace a clone by a golem or whatever was your argument because the golem creation is directly linked to magic (unknown force of nature that explains everything in a fantasy universe), even though it could be considered man-made, while the clone is highly based on technology.

      Sci-fi is based on science. Fantasy is based on magic. Both are fiction.

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    61. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Mogster · · Score: 1

      Science fiction ? Star Wars is more like future fantasy

      "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away"?

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    62. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      I hope you weren't referring to a giant mummy ("The Fallen Ones", I think). Unless you were being sarcastic. Still, the idea of a giant multi-mandroid/exoskeleton walking around the desert at night for no particular reason is kinda cool, in a stupid sort of way.

    63. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      Virtually all fantasy fiction works that way, and it's one of the things that distinguishes it from traditional legends and fairy-tales. Many of them love to draw on alchemy for inspiration, some of it every bit as detailed and thorough as most science fiction.

    64. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by B1oodAnge1 · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone gets it... *i* laughed :-)

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    65. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by spazdor · · Score: 1

      I don't think the distinction is as clean as you make it out to be.

      Lots of science fiction posits "laws of nature" which don't exist IRL, which are ill- or partly-understood, which are nonetheless exploited by technology.

      Conversely, fantasy worlds often contain characters like "wizards" or "sorcerors" who have some degree of understanding or competency in these supposedly ineffable natural forces, and it's a common trope that competition drives these wizards to try and exceed one another's mastery of these forces.

      In both cases, the magic derives from some combination of human effort and made-up laws of nature. Unless you're taking the hardassed position that sci-fi is only that fiction which is consistent with the current understanding of the laws of physics, and which doesn't propose any new discoveries of any kind, in which case I'm against you anyway.

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    66. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by eharvill · · Score: 1

      Sci-fi is based on science. Fantasy is based on magic. Both are fiction.

      So which category would psionics, telekineses, telepathy, etc fall into? I think I could reasonably argue either way.

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    67. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      I don't know anyone that would seriously side with Star Wars being science fiction. I don't know anyone that would seriously side with Star Wars being science fiction. It has more in common with the Lord of the Rings than it does any sci-fi I've seen. Have some good films come out of the Star Wars universe? Sure, but that doesn't mean it's anymore than a fairy tale set in space. Couple that with the kiddy image of marketing and merchandise and it's hard to take Star Wars seriously as science fiction.

      To the first, of course it's science fiction. That's a matter of fact. Of course, you can argue that it's crappy SF, that's a matter of opinion (as is the second bolded statement - which I agree with). Hell, I find it hard to take anything from the 80's too seriously :p.

      Sure, but that doesn't mean it's anymore than a fairy tale set in space.

      Yes. And "space opera" is a sub-genre of science fiction. I find it amusing that people try to re-classify things of which they don't approve out of the genres they like. Geez, just call it a bad example of SF and call it a day :p.

      "He who can destroy a thing, controls that thing." --Paul Atreides, Dune

      For instance, Dune is another series that's a little ambiguous in this respect. By the time I get to "God-emperor of Dune", I see it morphing from SF to Fantasy (and boring Fantasy at that), but I'll still give it the benefit of the doubt and classify it SF (despite the fact that it IS a wonderful example of space opera, while still being entertaining and insightful as all hell). Hell, look at the whole Qwisatz Haderach nonsense and tell me how that's any less woo-woo than the Force crap. Both fairy-tale like if you ask me (but spanking good stories what?).

    68. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Yup. Western-style SF. Like Firefly. And I say that with the utmost love for both series =). It's called "interdisciplinary entertainment" =).

    69. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      No no! That's just a picture window =). Sometimes I think ST apologists are even lamer than religious ones :p

    70. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Just because it's SF doesn't mean it's good SF. SyFy has failed (in an artistic sense - not an economic one) because it encourages the crappiest SF ever made. But, to be fair, it really does show SF on it's channel. Watching SyFy is like watching Plan 9 from outer space in a non-ironic way =(

    71. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      At the risk of sounding frivolous, Harry Potter is the closest I've seen anyone get to this particular ideal. Consistency is all I ask for from either SF or Fantasy. It's sadly rare in both genres.

    72. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by sqkybeaver · · Score: 0

      and Star Trek was able to predict / influence how much more tech than Star Wars, example touch screens, tablet computers, cell phones, portable medical scanners, large database/network(internet), voice recognition, and so on, as for accuracy of science star trek doesn't have the implausible light saber or robots controlled by a biological brain. not that star wars were bad movies, i enjoyed them just fine,

    73. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      ... "Main Mohs Scale Of Science Fiction Hardness" ...

      Fap fap fap ...

    74. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      In other words, SF is simply the Fantasy story re-written from the point of view of a technologically savvy spectator. Fantasy is the same story written from the point of view of a medieval villager.

    75. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by vux984 · · Score: 1

      and Star Trek was able to predict / influence how much more tech than Star Wars, example touch screens, tablet computers, cell phones, portable medical scanners, large database/network(internet), voice recognition, and so on

      Star wars has what? 20hrs of source material? vs what for Star Trek?

      as for accuracy of science star trek doesn't have the implausible light saber

      They do have teleporters, shape shifters, and travel through time on a regular basis though.

      Both have FTL travel, and goofy religions so that's a wash.

      or robots controlled by a biological brain.

      orly?

      http://www.startrek.com/database_article/borg-queen

    76. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by arose · · Score: 1

      Most fantasy (at least what I've encountered) has haphazard and quasi-mystical exploration of the underlaying rules of the world. Admittedly most science fiction has the same problem, so I guess I'm looking for "hard" fantasy, not fantasy that is as "detailed" and "thorough" as common sci-fi.

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    77. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by arose · · Score: 1

      Harry Potter, as fun as it is, is prone to making rules up on the spot.

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    78. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes we'd hate to taint the proud legacy left to us by 'MARS NEEDS WOMEN' and such.

    79. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

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    80. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      It's a thin line, but I'm pretty sure you're on the wrong side of it. All fiction and fantasy diverges from fact and history, and it's just quibbling with language to categorize them; I personally would divide it based on whether the setting, mechanics, and universe are real or not. If they're real, it's fiction; if it's not, it's fantasy.

      James Bond, for example, is fiction; most of the locations depicted actually exists, and only the characters and situations are fantasy. It has unnatural elements--invisible cars, supermagnet watches, etc--but they're plot devices, not setting.

      Star Trek has starships, alien races, warp drives, and so on as part of the setting, and even were you to suggest that those things were possible, you cannot go out and be in that universe. You can't build warp-enabled starships, or meet Klingons (conventions don't count). The things depicted only exist in the imagination.

      Fantasy that tries to make the universe consistent, and in particular consistent with physics as the author understands them, is typically called "science fiction," probably because "science fantasy" makes you sound retarded. However, arguably, science fiction of that kind would be a subset of "fantasy," not light fiction.

    81. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I switched to microsoft office word. I don't know what you people are talking about.

    82. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by ooshna · · Score: 1

      Sorry didn't have the money for the trademarked sarcasm punctuation mark. and shit after giant it was supposed to say (insert animal) I lost so many +1 funnys because I used greater than and less than signs instead of ( and )

    83. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Well look, I'm not gonna be a fanboy defender of the thing :p but all I'm saying is that the rules (regardless of when they are made up) mostly hang together into a coherent whole (hence the claim of consistency). I can't think of a single book that lists all the rules of the universe at the beginning of the book - they all make things up as and when required. Some are simply more clever than others about disguising that fact. HP at least has a good cover story for slowly revealing things - there's a school and the kids are learning things as they go along - our POV as readers is that of a student at the school (so we get little to no access to the grown-up POVs for instance). As counterpoint, look at BSG - now there's a deus ex machina for you. Of course, saying that something is more consistent and fair than BSG doesn't mean much :p but it's the best I could come up with without putting way too much thought into it.

    84. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself, heretic.

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    85. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by arose · · Score: 1

      What I mean is that the rules, previously unknown to us, fall into place in the exact way to save the protagonists. And then there's the plain old inconsistencies, such as Voldemort's manipulations of Harry's mind stopping after one, highly successful, intrigue without proper explanation. Not to mention *several* one-in-a-million chances over and over again.

      If it was all planed out before hand like that, there is certainly no way to tell as a mere reader, that there are larger forces behind the scenes that govern it all. A sufficiently convoluted plot is indistinguishable from a series of deus ex machina solutions tacked together.

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    86. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by empty_other · · Score: 1

      For a person seeing the movies in the "correct order", they would probably say it was an ever bigger mistake turning the scientific midichlorians into the mystical "force", a heap of mumbo jumbo religious crazytalk. I would just have explained it by saying that after the jedi hunt, the two remaining jedi no longer had any available technology in which they could prove the midichlorians existance... Or something.

    87. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      I think you must've been! C'mon out of your vault, the war is long over and we all use vi on Linux with the GNU Hurd kernel now.

      FTFY.

    88. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by MadKeithV · · Score: 5, Funny

      So you are saying it's an Eastern?

    89. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

    90. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by tehcyder · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When you're a fan of westerns, every film seems to be essentially a western.

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    91. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by hey! · · Score: 1

      There's a lot to be said for that position (ie fantasy stories have fantasy furniture and sci-fi stories have sci-fi furniture ), but I take the position that logic ought to differentiate between the two. For example, if a magic carpet is the product of an economic system that encourages clever young people to go to magic school and learn the (repeatable ) principles of aerial textile system design, and perhaps others to opt for a rewarding career in magic carpet maintenance, that seems to me to be a sci-fi world. If the hero is the first man to pilot a rocket ship to Planet X because it us his destiny, then I'd call that a fantasy world.

      If metaphysical issues have empirical effects in a story, or linguistics acts like a branch of physical science, one has either fantasy or sloppily written sci-fi. If course that's always somewhat true through the agency of the author's godlike power, but in sci-fi it oughtn't show.

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    92. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I always thought that the old description of "Speculative Fiction" was a better general term for what most people would call Science Fiction, and it makes it fairly easy to differentiate it from Fantasy and other genres.

      As a bonus, this avoids the snobbish reductionism of "sci fi" into a pulp genre, as it allows you to include undeniably literary works such as Brave New World and 1984.

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    93. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Isao · · Score: 1

      Didn't Roddenberry famously refer to Star Trek as "Wagon Train to the Stars"?

    94. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Star Trek at its best isn't really sci-fi either, it's a character driven drama.

      I don't think there has ever been a TV show or movie that went for the hard core sci-fi wonder angle. I'm thinking of something like a Larry Niven novel. 2001: A Space Odyssey is about the closest thing I suppose.

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    95. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by aaron552 · · Score: 1

      So no, you can't replace HAL by a genie in a bottle, because HAL was man-made while a genie is magical, an entity that was not at all manufactured by men.

      Why does it have to be made by humans? Surely alien technology could or would seem like magic. Or at least governed by laws unknown to humanity

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    96. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      as for accuracy of science star trek doesn't have the implausible light saber

      Well, "the force" is simply a scientific principle we haven't discovered yet. Would we have discovered electricity if we had no ferric metals? There are no mitichlorians in our galaxy that we know of, after all...

      They do have teleporters, shape shifters, and travel through time on a regular basis though.

      The teleporter is explained; matter is converted to energy on a quantum basis, beamed down and reassembled ito its original quanta. Star Wars had a shape shifter in EP 1. And Stephen Hawking says time travel is possible.

    97. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    98. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough... and obviously there isn't a lot of point in arguing over fictional technology... but still... two points:

      The teleporter is explained; matter is converted to energy on a quantum basis, beamed down and reassembled ito its original quanta.

      And all it took was a "heisenberg compensator", which is not really an explanation. ;)

      And Stephen Hawking says time travel is possible.

      Not the kind that takes place in Star Trek...

      "Any kind of time travel to the past through wormholes or any other method is probably impossible, otherwise paradoxes would occur. So sadly, it looks like time travel to the past is never going to happen. A disappointment for dinosaur hunters and a relief for historians.

      But the story's not over yet. This doesn't make all time travel impossible. I do believe in time travel. Time travel to the future."

    99. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      In the Hawking piece, he says the reason using a wormhole to travel through time wouldn't produce a paradox because energy feedback would destroy the time machine. He does mention black holes and speed, though.

      As to the "heisenberg compensator", that's one of the things about Star Trek that's always pained me; "blind as a Tiberian bat". The language used is just to convoluted to be be anything like what real people would say. I mean, that would be like saying "I'm sick as a cocker spaniel".

      I wrore a piece five or six years ago at K5 parodying this, but Google is failing me. IIRC it was titled "Saturday (written as 1960s science fiction)". Can't find it now...

    100. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jack Chalker's Soulrider series.

    101. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by arose · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I'll look into it. Now that I think, the Witcher series by Andrzej Sapkowski seemed to have some of it as well, but I've only read the first book.

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    102. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should come out too. We have GUIs now!

    103. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      Sounds like nitpicking...

      Stories can have a combination of styles and can even be classified into more than one genre (sci-fi and fantasy). But usually you won't find the same title in different sections of a same bookstore (Sci-fi vs. fantasy, when they are separated). There's a choice to be made there. So how about this:

      If the major factor in the background is science, it's likely to fall into sci-fi.

      If the major factor in the background is magic, it's likely to fall into sci-fi.

      If there's a mix of both and you want it to be both sci-fi and fantasy, I see no problem with that.

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    104. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      In my universal right given to me by St. Asimov, I declare the following:

      If the major factor in the story's universe is technology/science: sci-fi.

      If the major factor in the story's universe is magic: fantasy.

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    105. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by eharvill · · Score: 1

      One more...

      How would you categorize the heap of dung called the Darksword Trilogy (Weis/Hickman)? I was so pissed at this series as I am a "fantasy" guy more than a "sci-fi" guy and the two worlds should never mesh IMO

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    106. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Coward.

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    107. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The emphasis is on Fiction these days. I miss Isaac.
       
        btw, I find Mythbusters to be the most informative show on US TV these days.

    108. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Isn't that the greatest headline ever to create a nerd flame war?

      If you ran it the other way around (claiming Star Trek is better than Star Wars), you'd get the Star Wars fans riled. But the rivalry is very one-sided.

      If you want to get Star Trek fans riled up, you have to talk about Star Trek. For instance, you could argue that STV:TVH should be considered non-canon because of the ridiculous inconsistencies it introduces, both regarding Vulcans and also how long it takes to get to the center of the galaxy at warp six. Or you could talk about the horrible acting non-skills certain well-known Star Trek actors have exhibited. I refer, of course, to Nana Visitor. You thought I meant William Shattner, didn't you? Yeah, he's even worse, but that was TOS anyway, so who cares. I mean, the doors went whoosh...

      You get the idea. If you want to get Star Trek fans riled up. You have to talk about Star Trek. Making vague references to the ostensible superiority of another franchise (particularly one that isn't even really sci-fi) barely elicits a yawn.

      Besides, the best way to stir up a nerd flame war is to claim that object-oriented programming is a way of "dumbing down" programming and that object-oriented languages actively make programmers stupider and more mistake-prone. That's why Emacs is so much better, because it uses a functional language. It's also why VMS is better than Unix and BeOS. HTH.HAND.

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    109. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > My film prof claimed it was essentially a western :)

      I'd be interested in hearing the arguments for how exactly it qualifies as a western. Aside from a couple of things in the one scene (at the bar in the spaceport), I'm not aware of any other western-genre elements. Which character would be the "sheriff"? Who's threatening or trying to take someone's ranch? Where's the posse? I don't see it. Westerns are a fairly narrow and specialized genre (in which setting is perhaps the most important single element), and I'm not seeing a lot of similarities to Star Wars.

      It's not sci-fi, either, though. You'll note that nowhere in Star Wars does anyone ever bother to explain any of the technology, nor does how any of it works ever ever have any plot significance. The technology is just part of the setting. The story is not about the science or the technology. Not at all.

      It's about an oppressive government and a rebel alliance and a boy who loses his family and goes off to join the war and finds out the bad guy is his father. It's an adventure story, or a war story, or something. A case could be made for fantasy, as the whole force/Jedi thing is basically a fantasy element, and has some real significance to the story -- certainly more than any of the technology.

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    110. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by julesh · · Score: 1

      For instance, Dune is another series that's a little ambiguous in this respect. By the time I get to "God-emperor of Dune", I see it morphing from SF to Fantasy (and boring Fantasy at that), but I'll still give it the benefit of the doubt and classify it SF (despite the fact that it IS a wonderful example of space opera, while still being entertaining and insightful as all hell). Hell, look at the whole Qwisatz Haderach nonsense and tell me how that's any less woo-woo than the Force crap. Both fairy-tale like if you ask me (but spanking good stories what?).

      Are you seriously telling me you've watched Star Wars and read Dune and haven't realized that huge elements of Star Wars were ripped off from it?

      Anyway, I'm going to disagree with your argument. There is now widely held to be a genre of "science fantasy" which is outside of both science fiction and fantasy; Star Wars and Dune both fit into this genre rather than either of the others.

    111. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be interested in hearing the arguments for how exactly it qualifies as a western. Aside from a couple of things in the one scene (at the bar in the spaceport), I'm not aware of any other western-genre elements.
      ...
      It's not sci-fi, either, though.
      ...
      It's about an oppressive government and a rebel alliance and a boy who loses his family and goes off to join the war and finds out the bad guy is his father.

      Star Wars (the first film, "Episode IV") is essentially a fairy tale. It's about a brave young man who goes off with a wizard to rescue a princess from a dark knight in a castle in space.

      Not to say that some westerns aren't also fairy tales, but I think Star Wars has more in common with Robin Hood than with, say, Shane.

    112. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously telling me you've watched Star Wars and read Dune and haven't realized that huge elements of Star Wars were ripped off from it?

      And are you seriously telling me that you gleaned this little gem of hilarity from what I wrote? Sure you weren't drunk-posting :p ? And anyway, what does plagiarism have to do with anything either I or GP was talking about o.O ?

      Anyway, I'm going to disagree with your argument. There is now widely held to be a genre of "science fantasy" which is outside of both science fiction and fantasy; Star Wars and Dune both fit into this genre rather than either of the others.

      [citation needed] and even if there was such a thing, it would be a ridiculously amusing category meant solely for housing the poor little works from either genre castoff by angry fanboys.

    113. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      > The emphasis is on Fiction these days. I miss Isaac.

      Asimov or Newton? :)

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    114. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      I can't tell, I haven't read it.

      In the other hand, I find the Dune books by Frank Herbert an interesting mix of sci-fi and fantasy. I wonder if you agree and if it bothers you?

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    115. Re:And So Offered Another Inaccuracy by eharvill · · Score: 1

      I never could get into Dune (blasphemous I'm sure), so I really don't have much of an opinion on the series. Maybe the mixture is why I wasn't a fan? I honestly don't remember why I didn't like it. It's been over 20 years since I've tried to read the series, so maybe I should give it another shot.

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  2. FanFight! by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cue the guys with pointy latex ear extensions flipping off the guys with the neon glowing plastic swords.

    1. Re:FanFight! by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed:

      http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x115u4_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-star-w_fun

      (Wait for it. The good news is that the wait is entertaining in and of itself.)

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    2. Re:FanFight! by killmenow · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only problem is the most interesting fan fights will be argued in Klingon and whatever the fuck Chewbacca's language is called so nobody outside of the master debaters will understand a word.

    3. Re:FanFight! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      You want to understand master 'baters while they yell at each other? I don't even want to watch.

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    4. Re:FanFight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and whatever the fuck Chewbacca's language is called ...

      That would be "Shyriiwook". Now hand over your geek card.

      (Just kidding.... I had to google it).

    5. Re:FanFight! by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      that was funny.

    6. Re:FanFight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem is the most interesting fan fights will be argued in Klingon and whatever the fuck Chewbacca's language is called so nobody outside of the master debaters will understand a word.

      I bet guys like that "master debate" a lot.

  3. Finally! by santax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A good bitchfight is about to emerge here. I for one have my popcorn ready. BTW, Star Wars is waaayyy better than that sissy star trek.

    1. Re:Finally! by harrkev · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but Jedi are not omnipowerful and CAN be defeated in a fight. Also, imagine an army of Jedi Borg... That would be amusing.

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    2. Re:Finally! by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is that both sides takes their movies/shows way to serious. A lot of people put into a deep meaning in Star Wars that isn't really there. Star Trek had a meaning sometimes but they are both for just kinda watching and say wow it would be so cool to be in Space.

      Ep. 4,5 and 6 had a lot of Gaps that we filled in our own imagination that when ep. 1,2,3 came out we would all be disappointed as our imagination was replaced with someone else's.

      Star Trek was based on the Campy 1960's TV show. And always trying to make itself seem more modern, as it will often use new technology as an excuse to complete the plot. However it was designed for a weekly viewing where at the end of the day everything was back to where it was before. Being that Star Trek and its following Spinnoffs were TV shows we really got to know and learn about the characters and got to know them. So when the movies came out there wasn't any time explaining that Spock was a Half Human, Half Vulcan, or that he was rather smart and strong etc...

      So Unlike StarWars when a Star Trek Movie sucks it is usally because it was just bad, not that told us what happened where our version was much better. Hey I wanted the Clones to be the Bad Guys.

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    3. Re:Finally! by bonch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The story submissions have really been shitty today.

    4. Re:Finally! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ep. 4,5 and 6 had a lot of Gaps that we filled in our own imagination that when ep. 1,2,3 came out we would all be disappointed as our imagination was replaced with someone else's.

      No, the problem was that Episodes 1-3 didn't fill in the interesting gaps.

      4: Here's this Luke kid. Light Side wins.
      5: The Empire blows up the base, hacks off Luke's hand, and Han's fully-clothed and petrified. Dark Side wins.
      6: Luke beats Palpatine. Dad's OK. Light Side wins.

      Following the parallel, we should have had:
      1: Here's the Anakin kid. Light Side wins.
      2: Anakin hacks up a bunch of Sandpeople, kids, and finally flips out Natalie Portman, formerly naked, ends up petrified. Dark Side wins.
      3: Here's this Darth Vader dude. He gets more and more evil with every passing month, slaughtering millions, razing planets, building Star Destroyers and Death Stars, and he's so freaking oppressive that the Rebellion starts. Some Bothans rip off the plans for the Death Star and haul ass outa there! Light Side wins.

      Instead we got this incoherent jumble:
      1: Here's the Anakin kid. Light Side wins.
      2: Here's the Anakin dude. Whiny little bugger, ain't he?
      3: Here's the Anakin dude. Still a whiny little bugger, ain't he? DO NOT WANT.

      All the interesting gaps in the Star Wars storyline took place between Episode III and Episode IV. We all know Anakin's going to fall to the Dark Side, and there was no need to spend two movies doing it. The unexplored part of the movie timeline is what life is like immediately after he becomes Vader, but before the events of Episode IV.

    5. Re:Finally! by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 0, Troll

      1,2,3 came out we would all be disappointed as our imagination was replaced with someone else's.

      No, Episodes 1 thru 3 just fucking sucked. The problem was that George Lucas is a greedy bastard and had fuckin' kids and filled the first few episodes with "goo-goo, ga-ga" dialog, piss-poor acting, and no sense of urgency.

      Wait, you are right about one thing - the mysterious and all-powerful force was explained away, which made an already sterile trilogy even moreso.

      But what of Star Wars vs. Star Trek? I like to think of Star Wars as Metallica and Star Trek as Megadeth. Metallica were more talented until they whored themselves out and went pop. Megadeth were not as talented, but were much more consistent and I can listen to them without becoming angry at their violating my childhood with their bed-wetting, infantile trash.

    6. Re:Finally! by morari · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All the interesting gaps in the Star Wars storyline took place between Episode III and Episode IV. We all know Anakin's going to fall to the Dark Side, and there was no need to spend two movies doing it. The unexplored part of the movie timeline is what life is like immediately after he becomes Vader, but before the events of Episode IV.

      Agreed. However, I have my doubts that Lucas could have pulled off anything better than he did, regardless of his chosen timeline. He's just not very good, as he's proven time and time again. :\

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    7. Re:Finally! by mrops · · Score: 1

      The unexplored part of the movie timeline is what life is like immediately after he becomes Vader, but before the events of Episode IV.

      Ah Crap! I hope George Lucas isn't reading this, I can't stand a Star Wars Episode 3.5

    8. Re:Finally! by lgw · · Score: 1

      Star Wars : Episode 1 was the worst movie I ever have seen. It had a crappy plot, and horrible acting. The little Anakin and that loser Jar Jar pissed me off the worst.

      Ahhh, you were clearly smarter than I, and didn't watch the following two movies.

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    9. Re:Finally! by c0mpliant · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know I'm going to be lambasted for this and let me say right from the start I don't like the majority of Star Wars, but I really liked Episode 3.

      To me it was one of the few ones who's plot was reasonably believable. Reasonably good build up, some tension thrown in, no overwhelmingly painful, tediously dragged out love story, good depiction of a coup and to top it off, only a few unanswered questions about what had taken place.

      Star Trek story lines usually had an air of believability to them. Granted some series had too many encounters with time travel (I'm looking at you Voyager), holodeck accidents (I'm looking at you TNG) and the Mirror Universe (I'm looking at you DS9), but you could usually find decent explanations for most things. To be honest I like the TV series approach better than the films, as was stated by others here, you have more time to develop characters, more time to develop lore and culture but you also invariably have more time to create garbage and bullshit. But overall I feel that the genius to bullshit ratio of Star Trek far exceeds that of Star Wars

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    10. Re:Finally! by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      Star Trek was based on the Campy 1960's TV show.

      Uh, Star Trek *was* the 1960s TV show. I'm a bit surprised someone actually thinks of the movies first -- they aren't nearly as interesting.

    11. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strongly disagree. I mean the movies were terrible, but not for the reason you imagined.

      Metal Gear Solid 3 is an incredibly strong prequel, in a series normally noted for ridiculous plots. The protagonist of MGS3 is (spoiler alert? this thing is years old...) the antagonist of the original Metal Gear games, and the story is about the events that led him to fall from grace. The story is told in a way that makes most players empathize strongly with him, to feel his sense of loss and betrayal, and to share his goals. Viewed from this new perspective, Metal Gear becomes somewhat akin to a Shakespearean tragedy, with Naked Snake/Big Boss as a tragic hero.

      Star Wars ep 1-3 should have been the same thing. All they had to do was to make the audience empathize with Darth Vader, so that they keep cheering for him long after he's passed the point of no return. But Anakin is so whiny and annoying that it's almost a relief when he goes evil, like a spoiled brat superstar being traded away to a rival sports franchise.

    12. Re:Finally! by vux984 · · Score: 1

      To me it was one of the few ones who's plot was reasonably believable.

      It was 'beleivable'?

      That a bunch of jedi masters get executed by a few stormtroopers?

      Nevermind the whole Anakin turn to the darkside which was simply unbeleivable. He was motivated to save his girl, and Palpatine was using that against him... sure he had some anger issues, angst and self-esteem issues... but he wasn't anywhere near the level of cartoon evil that he would murder a class room full of children.

    13. Re:Finally! by Omestes · · Score: 1

      But what of Star Wars vs. Star Trek? I like to think of Star Wars as Metallica and Star Trek as Megadeth. Metallica were more talented until they whored themselves out and went pop. Megadeth were not as talented, but were much more consistent and I can listen to them without becoming angry at their violating my childhood with their bed-wetting, infantile trash.

      Regardless of the troll mod, there is an uncomfortable level of truth in this statement.

      Though I liked Episode 3, and came to realize that the original trilogy isn't actually much better than Ep 1-2 when stripped of the patina of nostalgia. A quick qualification: Eps 4-5 have a better story, but the acting and dialog suck as bad as 1-2. Episodes 1-2 and 4-5 match each other nicely for cheese value, as well, once we forget the whole nostalgia thing. I exclude episode 6 because it easily is the worst of the series. Ewoks are nothing but the proto-JarJar, and are included only to sell Happy Meals to children, and to keep the action figures rolling off the shelves. I kept Ep3 out, because of all of them it is probably the best.

      As for Star Trek, it suffers from volume. With 1000x times more content than Star Wars, there also is 999x more suck. Some individual episodes and story arcs slaughter Star Wars in quality, but this is matched by Enterprise and Voyager, which were generally worse than anything Lucas vomits up (though there was occasional gems even in these). TNG was generally better than the rest of the Treks.

      And Firefly and Babylon 5 kicked all of their asses (followed, maybe, by Far Scape).

      Most of it is hack work covered up by nostalgia though. Picture yourself now, as a jaded adult, going to see the original Star Wars movies, would they have the same impact as they had when you were a kid? Same for Star Trek. How much of the more modern "Treks" were based only on the sense of nostalgia we had for TOS and TNG (depending on your age)?

      This maps back to Metallica and Megadeth. If you heard them now, at their perspective bests, for the first time now, would you care? Probably not.

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    14. Re:Finally! by c0mpliant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A few stormtroopers? We're not talking about a handful here, we're talking about being outnumbered by huge amounts. Also never underestimate the element of surprise, that usually makes up for being outnumbered so imagine what it's like when you're outnumbered to begin with.

      The turning to the darkside was set in motion from the second one. Sure it was accelerated somewhat during the latter portions of the third one, but thats what you get from showing it in a film. Lets not forget what Yoda said "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate". It was his fear which led him down the wrong path. The fear of being taken for granted, the fear of being an outcast, the fear of losing his one true love. Fear is a powerful emotion, which has corrupted bigger men in history than some fictional character in a Sci Fi fantasy film.

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    15. Re:Finally! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's also the fact that Episodes I and II were completely, utterly useless. Nothing that occurs in Episode II relies on knowing events of Episode I. Nothing that occurs in Episode 3 replies on knowing anything from I or II. The villain in Episode I died at the end. The villain of Episode II dies in the first 5 minutes of Episode III.

      I'd go as far as saying that Episode II is a *better* movie if you hadn't seen Episode I. And Episode III is a *far better* movie if you hadn't seen the previous two.

    16. Re:Finally! by vux984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A few stormtroopers? We're not talking about a handful here, we're talking about being outnumbered by huge amounts.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09n0qd_n4c0

      First one to go down was taken by a squad at most. Apparently he can lead the charge on the droid army for days on end without taking a scratch... but a couple dozen storm troopers ... get him within a few seconds. (and he was ready) Why didn't the droids army ever bother to send

      Second one gets taken down by the first shot fired. Less than a dozen troopers. Not 'ready'... but saw something was up in time to react.

      Third one is in a fighter... goes down without a fight within seconds. Darth Vader himself (gifted pilot and force user) had trouble locking onto Luke in episode iv.

      Fourth one on a bike... goes down without a fight within seconds. No leaping to safety, nothing.

      And yoda... they figured they'd take yoda down with TWO guys. He at least saw it coming.

      We all other 'lesser jedi' deal with much larger threats without breaking a sweat. Apparently the force was not strong with the 'jedi masters'; no quick reflexes, no seeing possible futures before it happens. Who knew.

      That they died... sure... but my sense prior to the prequels was that they were *hunted down* by the Sith over a period of time with overwhelming forces. Not that they were largely slaughtered like lambs by lousy stormtroopers.

      The trade federation ship in the first prequel had the right attitude: A couple jedi knights on board? A whole army of droids to defend us... we're boned.

      The turning to the darkside was set in motion from the second one. Sure it was accelerated somewhat during the latter portions of the third one, but thats what you get from showing it in a film. Lets not forget what Yoda said "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate". It was his fear which led him down the wrong path. The fear of being taken for granted, the fear of being an outcast, the fear of losing his one true love. Fear is a powerful emotion, which has corrupted bigger men in history than some fictional character in a Sci Fi fantasy film.

      That he was vulnerable to fear, sure. That he was turned to the darkside, sure. That he defended palpatine from execution sure -- but he was arguing even then that palpatine should stand trial, that killing him was not the jedi way... etc. He's pretty conflicted - he's trying to do good, but of course he wanted palpatine to live because he thought palpatine could save the girl - so he didn't want to let him die. So sure that's beleiveable, that he intervened to save him, there's some real conflict going on.

      That he VERY shortly thereafter kills a classroom full of kids .. give me a break. There was no threat from them yet, no real conflict with them at all, and he wasn't anywhere near the level of cartoon evil yet, that he'd kill a bunch of kids, nevermind kids he actually knew.

    17. Re:Finally! by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Having finally watched the reworked 4, 5 and 6, I'm guessing he wouldn't make 3.5, just add half an hour of crap he should have left cut out to 1, 2 and 3.

    18. Re:Finally! by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

      The problem is that both sides takes their movies/shows way to serious. A lot of people put into a deep meaning in Star Wars that isn't really there.

      I think the reason Star Wars was taken so seriously was the fact that most people can relate to the characters in some way. True, it's a totally impossible setting, but even through that and the bad story coordination, the audience can usually "connect" with the emotion of the scene. Thus the "Star Wars is universal" pun.
      ...besides, Jedi are friggin' badass. 'Nuff said.

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    19. Re:Finally! by c0mpliant · · Score: 1
      I see what your saying, but I think that perhaps the Jedi were blinded by their own sense of self importance. I think they were ignorant to more than just the danger looming around them. I think they didn't make all of that obvious enough or in depth enough, but its another shortcoming of a story of that magnitude in such a short period of time. All of that said, I think this provides an appropriate context to so many Jedi being caught out in such a bad way considering other Jedi's in the history of Star Wars.

      That he was vulnerable to fear, sure. That he was turned to the darkside, sure. That he defended palpatine from execution sure -- but he was arguing even then that palpatine should stand trial, that killing him was not the jedi way... etc. He's pretty conflicted - he's trying to do good, but of course he wanted palpatine to live because he thought palpatine could save the girl - so he didn't want to let him die. So sure that's beleiveable, that he intervened to save him, there's some real conflict going on.

      That he VERY shortly thereafter kills a classroom full of kids .. give me a break. There was no threat from them yet, no real conflict with them at all, and he wasn't anywhere near the level of cartoon evil yet, that he'd kill a bunch of kids, nevermind kids he actually knew.

      I grant you that, the whole killing of the children scene was stupid and was purely designed to show how dark he now was. But the scene where he saved Palpatine I believe he thought he saw what he perceived to be the hypocrisy of the Jedi by trying to kill Palpatine. Then once he made his choice he began to feel the guilt of what he did. Again, probably should have been done in a far more drawn out fashion but in the absence of a TV series to show a longer transition, we got the "wont someone please think of the children" scene.

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    20. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The turning to the darkside was set in motion from the second one. Sure it was accelerated somewhat during the latter portions of the third one, but thats what you get from showing it in a film. Lets not forget what Yoda said "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate". It was his fear which led him down the wrong path. The fear of being taken for granted, the fear of being an outcast, the fear of losing his one true love. Fear is a powerful emotion, which has corrupted bigger men in history than some fictional character in a Sci Fi fantasy film.

      Amen. But that's not necessarily bad. To correspond with Yoda's code, there was also a Code of the Sith.

      "Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken."

      A movie centered around Palpatine teaching Anakin/Vader something like that would have been an interesting story. In Episode III, Vader didn't even have the vaguest idea what he stood for. By the time Episode IV rolls around, he did.

      I learned more about Darth Vader playing KOTOR than I did in all six Star Wars movies.

      If Yoda's "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering" was the only accepted canonical phrasing of the Jedi Code, a simple correction, perhaps in the form "Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to strength. Strength leads to power." (with an implicit loop-closing "...and power instills fear, but only in others, like those wimpy Jedi!) would have sufficed.

    21. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a lot of capitalized Words. Are you German?

    22. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that both sides takes their movies/shows way to(o) serious.

      I don't know about Star Wars fans, but that's definitely true of a subset of Trek fans.

        You can spot 'em pretty easily, they call themselves "Trekkers" and unlike us "Trekkies," they tend to be humorless douches who hate the original series. So humorless, that they couldn't stand being called "Trekkies" like we had for over a decade, and so had to make up a new name for themselves that sounded more serious, to draw a distinction from us guys with our goofy rubber ears and "I Grok Spock" shirts.
        You don't see "Trekkies" demanding the right to wear a uniform to jury duty. Well, not unless we think it'll get us out of it.

        Hey, my captcha is "clique!" Coooool!

    23. Re:Finally! by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree that I would have liked to see the interstitial period between episode 3 and 4, BUT -

      The real problem with the prequels (aside from crappy dialogue & wooden acting for the most part) was that Lucas was relying on other media to tell the bits; the clone wars, the novelizations, the other movie that came out (whatever that CGI thing was) - they all kind of fill in the blanks with things that actually are kind of neat. Alas, Lucas chose to spend time on pod races, gungans, "I hate sand" and stupid crap like that rather than on giving us the larger picture of things, or at least insights into key events.

      For example - in the films, Anakin's transition from Jedi to Sith occurs in something like 15 seconds (yes, it was telegraphed a long way off) and feels very much like "Oh, shit, I just killed Mace Windu in the heat of the moment when he was beating up my mentor so I guess that makes me PURE FUCKING EVIL and I have no choice but to go slaughter a dorm full of children now!" It's absurd - we should have seen, in Episode 2, WAY more of that grooming relationship and other events that would make Anakin legitimately think the Jedi could be evil, or at least that they were overstating the evilness of the Sith or something like that. Instead we get that in the collateral materials. Which not everyone will see.

      I actually subjected myself to the phenomenally shittacular writing that is employed in the novelizations of the films, and I have caught a few episodes of Clone Wars and some of the other books going over that period; it turns out the story of how all the things that happened that were half-assedly referenced in the movies are actually kind of interesting, or at least had the potential to be interesting, if they had only been told better. Alas, Lucas... Is not good at that whole scripting thing.

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    24. Re:Finally! by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      All the interesting gaps in the Star Wars storyline took place between Episode III and Episode IV. We all know Anakin's going to fall to the Dark Side, and there was no need to spend two movies doing it. The unexplored part of the movie timeline is what life is like immediately after he becomes Vader, but before the events of Episode IV.

      So, according to you, the interesting stuff in MacBeth is what happens between Banquo's murder and the duel with MacDuff? I mean, it's a tragedy, so why bother with the visit of the witches or the final battle...

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  4. Historical Accuracy by alphatel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apparently this is regarding a book published in 2002 which talks about the 1997 edition of Star Wars vs a 1991 Star Trek - comparing the way an explosion appeared on screen.
    Which portion of this 8 year old book about a 20 year old movie is news?

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    1. Re:Historical Accuracy by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      None of it. Just like it wasn't news that the Air Force is using trained falcons to scare off other birds.

    2. Re:Historical Accuracy by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Slow news day ::shrug::

    3. Re:Historical Accuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Which portion of this 8 year old book about a 20 year old movie is news?

      The portion that helps sales of Star Wars on BD with extra publicity?

    4. Re:Historical Accuracy by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot. It was a slow news day, three days ago. Hence today's stories suck.

  5. Hadn't Noticed by Rary · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ring around the Death Star? Greedo shooting first? You mean, people actually watch the butchered editions of Star Wars?

    I had no idea.

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    1. Re:Hadn't Noticed by maeka · · Score: 1

      Not all of us have the beautiful anamorphic laserdiscs.

    2. Re:Hadn't Noticed by Rary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not all of us have the beautiful anamorphic laserdiscs.

      Laserdiscs? What's wrong with the OT DVD release?

      Han shoots first on my DVD copy. Same on my VHS copy.

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    3. Re:Hadn't Noticed by PincushionMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your copy from Chinatown does not count.

    4. Re:Hadn't Noticed by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize that Amazon was selling Chinatown bootlegs.

    5. Re:Hadn't Noticed by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      What anamorphic laserdiscs? AFAIK, the only anamorphic versions ever released were the DVD "special edition" versions. The best non-anamorphic versions ever released were the "theatrical versions" on the second discs of those same DVD releases.

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    6. Re:Hadn't Noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your copy from Chinatown does not count.

      Are there seriously still people out there who don't realize that the unaltered originals were released on DVD four years ago?

    7. Re:Hadn't Noticed by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Seriously! They're almost as bad as the originals!

    8. Re:Hadn't Noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grab this version. It's a fan edit that combines the best parts from all versions and generally cleans up the film (ie. colours, special effects, etc.) Essentially it is what Star Wars should have been.

    9. Re:Hadn't Noticed by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Then the GP was incorrect to the point of dishonesty. They should have said "on one of my DVD copies." To imply that they have one and only one DVD and that DVD has the film as screened in the theaters changes the intent of the release in that the "movie" is the edited one, and it has a special feature that includes the "old" version. But, again, you can't buy the theatrical version on DVD without at least paying for the edited version (unless you steal it or buy it used or such).

    10. Re:Hadn't Noticed by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      My laserdisk player died. *sigh*

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    11. Re:Hadn't Noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you can all get them (in dvd format) from your local bitTorrent site. I did.

    12. Re:Hadn't Noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was never an anamorphic laserdisc of Star Wars. The original version of Star Wars has been released on DVD, as a bonus feature on the latest release of the special editions. It's not great quality, but it's taken from a laserdisc master.

    13. Re:Hadn't Noticed by TheABomb · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, many Eloi simply don't realize there's a difference, and what little they do notice is just the polish.

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    14. Re:Hadn't Noticed by Rary · · Score: 1

      There was nothing dishonest in my post. I bought the theatrical release on DVD. It happened to come in a two-disc set, with the butchered version on the extra disc. Which disc is the "main" disc and which one is the "bonus" is entirely arbitrary, so to me the disc containing the theatrical release is the one I paid for, and the other was a free "extra feature" (the price for two versions of the movie was no more than a regular movie that doesn't come in two versions).

      As for any implication that I don't own any other version, I intended no such implication. In fact, as I've never inserted the disc containing the butchered version into my DVD player, I had all but forgotten I even had it.

      What's dishonest is suggesting you can't buy the theatrical release on DVD. You can. So what if you get additional useless crap with it. That's true of almost all DVDs— I've seen very few that come with "bonus features" that are anything more than useless filler.

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    15. Re:Hadn't Noticed by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Which disc is the "main" disc and which one is the "bonus" is entirely arbitrary,

      I don't have that version. Can you read off the markings on the disk to indicate which they say is "main" or "disc 1" or such? Every set I have numbers and marks the discs such that the wouldn't just be labeled "Special Edition" and "Theatrical Release". And if they are marked as such, then I'm wrong. But if they are marked like everyone else does them, then the "arbitrary" nature of it is irrelevant. Someone else already labeled them. So for you to change that order without explanation is dishonest.

      What's dishonest is suggesting you can't buy the theatrical release on DVD.

      There exists no product called "theatrical release." There exists a product called "special edition" which is not the theatrical release which contains special features which include the theatrical release. Just because you don't like the labeling doesn't mean you get to change it. The terminology is quite set, printed on the box, and changing it to meet your opinion of what it should say is misleading. Purposefully misleading someone is dishonest.

    16. Re:Hadn't Noticed by Rary · · Score: 1

      The problem here is that you're hung up on ideology. I'm looking at pure practicality.

      I didn't say I bought a product called "Theatrical Release". I said I bought the theatrical release on DVD. I bought a legal, legitimate, LucasFilm released DVD that contained the original, unmodified, theatrical release. And anyone else who wants the theatrical release on DVD, legitimately, can get it as well, apparently for as low as $12.49 (according to the Amazon link someone else provided above).

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    17. Re:Hadn't Noticed by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The problem here is that you're hung up on ideology. I'm looking at pure practicality.

      I'm using the words used by everyone else on the planet. You are making up your own definitions in direct opposition to the printed words on the discs you are using. You didn't say "buy the XXX version and get the YYY version as a special feature." Instead, you used the factually incorrect statement that you can directly buy the YYY version. That version is not now and was never offered for "sale" but is part of a bundle for free when buying something else. Since you attribute a greater value to the YYY version over the XXX version, I can understand your position. However, the YYY version is not now and has never been on sale. It's part of a bundle under the name XXX.

      That you redefine the truth to fit your opinion doesn't change the facts. And the manner in which you stated the facts in your first post on this is 100% incorrect.

    18. Re:Hadn't Noticed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason why no one likes you.

  6. Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by perpenso · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When George Lucas added the 'ring around the Death Star' effect to his 1997 re-release of Star Wars episode IV: A New Hope, the revision was almost as hated as Greedo shooting first ...

    No. Greedo shooting first is far more hated. Enhanced explosion effects and cgi starfighters are the sort of thing expected not a major character personality rewrite.

    Adding ridiculous numbers of storm troopers to corridors is probably far more hated. The death star explosion is most likely pretty far down the list.

    1. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by darkwing_bmf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. This slash story is pretty lame. Also Han shot Greedo preemptively. Han was a rogue, not a white knight.

    2. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Reziac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. Dicking with SFX is mostly just irritating. But a major personality rewrite is a betrayal -- not of us fans, but of the character himself.

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    3. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I think the word you were actually looking for is scoundrel, not rogue.

    4. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Ironically, that effect was first used in Star Trek VI. It happened in the beginning when the Klingon moon 'Praxis' exploded. The effect is even called a 'Praxis Ring'.

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    5. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Rogues do it from behind. Han shot him face to face. Ergo, Han is not a rogue~

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    6. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

      Han was a rogue, not a white knight.

      He was also scruffy-looking and a laser-brain. Everyone knows that a character with those qualities always shoots first and asks questions later.

    7. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Gee, no shit? You mean like how it already says that in both the article and the summary?

      and to boot was seen as a knock-off of the seminal 'Praxis effect' in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991).

    8. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personnally hated it when Han bragged how fast the Millenium Falcon was and used parsecs as a unit of time. "My car is so fast it gets from LA to NY in only 200 miles" WTF But then that can' be a hated change because it was in the original

    9. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I agree that it's stupid that they made Greedo fire first, it was pretty obvious that if Han hadn't shot him, Greedo would have pulled his trigger, so even without Greedo shooting first, Han was still acting in self-defense.

      My point being that the idea of making Greedo shoot first to make Han look somehow less "evil" was even at its very best, a completely unnecesssary change, because it was obvious to me that Han shot Greedo in self defense when I first saw the movie in 1977. The real problem with that change was that it made Han look like he was somebody who simply reacted to situations around him rather than proactively dealt with them in an efficient and appropriate manner.

    10. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by meloneg · · Score: 1

      Um. Not really. You're distinction implies that Greedo had fair warning that Han was drawing on him.

      What Han did was not so different than having Chewie sneak up behind Greedo. It was not what would typically be considered an "honorable" showdown. Han won by guile.

      And, he *DID* shoot first.

    11. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by meloneg · · Score: 1

      Wow. Couldn't even be bothered to read the /. summary let alone RTFA.

    12. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Itninja · · Score: 1

      whoosh!

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    13. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > I agree. This slash story is pretty lame. Also Han shot Greedo preemptively. Han was a rogue, not a white knight.

      Han had a GUN pointed at him. Yes a GUN.

      Unless you live in California, any one of us would be justified in blowing away Greedo.

      What part of "assault with a deadly weapon" did you miss?

      I'm tempted to clue in George but this is the real world and consequences would ensue.

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    14. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by matt_hs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The other problem with having Greedo shoot first is that they were, what . . . about 2-3' feet from each other? Across the table? Greedo is an experienced bounty hunter. How the hell does he miss from that distance??

    15. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure, bro.

    16. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      All the scenes in Mos Eisley and Cloud City with all the distracting CGI crap going on in the background are pretty annoying too. And let's not forget the ending of ROTJ, with that girl replacing Sebastian Shaw as Anakin Skywalker's "ghost."

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    17. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by zill · · Score: 1

      In the official stories written AFTER Return of the Jedi, one of the books told the story of Han and Chewie making the Kessel Run. Kessel was a planet where Spice was mined. The only way to get to Kessel was to traverse a maze of black holes, or to just go around it, which would have taken way longer than going through the black hole maze. So, making the “Kessel Run” in less than 12 parsecs is accurate, as Han brillaintly navigated it in record time and shortest distance.

      Disclaimer: I'm not a fanboy; just found this after a little googling.

    18. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Wow! Two hit combo!

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    19. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I agree, that was a pretty big oops as well... although IMO, the bigger damage was to the character development for Han Solo than anything.

    20. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I think the word you were actually looking for is scoundrel, not rogue.

      Um...

      scoundrel/skoundrl/
      Noun: A dishonest or unscrupulous person; a rogue.

      ...

      rogue...
      An unprincipled, deceitful, and unreliable person; a scoundrel or rascal.

      Some pendantry knows no bounds...

    21. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop saying Han shot first!!! Han is the ONLY ONE who shot!!!!

    22. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      AIUI, that CGI was all things that Lucas had wanted to do when he first made the movie but either didn't have the technology or the budget for. If so, adding them was just bringing his original vision to life.

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    23. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I know Bobby - they're synonymous, but Han gets called a Scoundrel in the movies, thats where I was going with that.

    24. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Opie812 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The other problem with having Greedo shoot first is that they were, what . . . about 2-3' feet from each other? Across the table? Greedo is an experienced bounty hunter. How the hell does he miss from that distance??

      He likely went to the same shooting range as every stormtrooper in the galaxy.

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    25. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Aboroth · · Score: 1

      You are correct. Han was never a rogue because he couldn't temporarily take Luke's powers by touching him.

    26. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by lgw · · Score: 1

      There is an entire series of role-playing games and computer role-playing games associated with the franchise in which you can play a "scoundrel", not a "rogue" as one might in a fantasy RPG. To some this is quite the important distinction.

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    27. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm actually familiar with those, and if you dig a tiny bit deeper, you'd see that they're STILL the same thing.

    28. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      How about "Han shot Greedo first, because he was NOT AN IDIOT!" ?

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    29. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Yes, Han did shoot first. But I do have a theory on why. Han has latent "force" capability. It would explain way too much his abilities and his running into people like Luke, Leia, and Chewbacca. And also the "I have a funny feeling" comments, that are a staple.

      So Han KNEW Greedo was about to shoot, and shot first. Self preservation.

      OMG, did I just post this to Slashdot?? god I'm pitiful.

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    30. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by alexo · · Score: 1

      Rogues do it from behind.

      Are you claiming Han was a missionary?

    31. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1

      Yep, keep telling yourself that.

    32. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      The original was blocked as a homage of sequences Howard Hawks directed in his westerns. Hawks explained why his heroes broke the "Code of the West" by saying that it is stupid to meet a capable, professional, opponent in a fair fight. If you respect the guy, you take him out fast, with prejudice, and no Marquess of Queensberry niceties.

      Hawks essentially structured the relationship between the marshall and the town in "Rio Bravo" as his caustic commentary on the way the sheriff in "High Noon" went looking for help from townspeople. Hawks had his character tell a volunteering amateur "you'd get in my way and be me one more thing for me to worry about." Ironically, the well-meaning old friend he said that to is executed by the bad guys shortly after.

      In 1977, the fairly recent USC film school grad Lucas wanted to be Hawks/Ford/Kurosawa directing John Wayne. In 1997, Lucas wanted Han Solo to be Clint Eastwood. Not the end of the world, but I do prefer the original staging.

    33. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      That's simple. With laser-fast reflexes Han can shift sideways with a horizontal shear at his midsection, then shift back in time to fire accurately himself.

      At least, that's how the camera captured it.

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    34. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by lgw · · Score: 1

      [fanboy]No, don't you see they are vastly different - one's called a "scoundrel" and the other a "rogue", and that's why I'm not some D&D loser![/fanboy]

      It's not like the basis for one set of geeks looking down on another set of geeks has to make any sort of sense, you know.

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    35. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Kehvarl · · Score: 3, Funny

      Greedo missing from 3 feet away, stormtroopers unable to hit anything, and Obi-wan's comment "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise," can all be explained away by another of Kenobi's comments: "...clumsy or random as a blaster."

      From all this, I can only conclude that "blasters" have an intentionally random directional shift applied each time the weapon is fired. Such randomness would mean that they constitute a galaxy-spanning game of Russian roulette, and would also make them ideal terror weapons.

      This feature can be used to explain the Stormtrooper precision based on the standardization of their equipment. If all Imperial blasters have an identical random-deflection-generator installed and seeded with the same value, then shots taken at the same time would have identical deflection and all strike the same area, despite having completely unpredictable accuracy.

    36. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

      Greedo had those HUGE compound eyes on his head. He must have been seeing hundreds of Han Solos in front of him. He just shot at the wrong one.

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    37. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you're just being a retard, and the joke went right over your head. Han is called a scoundrel in the movie several times.

      There, it's spelled out for you.

    38. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Han dodged it, terrifyingly quickly. Did you see the SE? It looks *horrible*. One frame, Han is sitting normally. The next frame, the top two third of his torso are a few feet to the left.

      It doesn't look real in any way. That's what gets me about it, more than just the idea of it.

    39. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by TexVex · · Score: 1

      In order to go FTL you have to warp spacetime, effectively decreasing the distance between you and your destination. So if such technology actually existed and could be applied to a motor vehicle, then it could be true that your car could do the cross-country trip in 200 miles while mine might take 250...

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    40. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

      Greedo is an experienced bounty hunter. How the hell does he miss from that distance??

      Greedo was a hack bounty hunter.

    41. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      But a major personality rewrite is a betrayal -- not of us fans, but of the character himself.

      Of the fictional character himself. Fictional OK?

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    42. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      Who was greedo? Being I saw Star Wars when it first came out and that was a long time ago.

    43. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. That's what 1997 Lucas said, 20 years after-the-fact. 1977 Lucas (the talented one) never said any such thing. It was just a self-serving bunch of horseshit to justify his butchery.

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    44. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some pendantry knows no bounds...

      Yes, whereas medallionology and broochism are famously limited in range and scope...

    45. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Itninja · · Score: 1

      facepalm

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    46. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Sure. But that's the basis of artistic integrity -- of letting your work be true to itself, rather than being swayed by every passing critic (including any over-active critics in your own head). When you fail at that, you betray your own work. It's worse when it's a character, a fictional person over whom you have godlike powers. Should you be a benevolent god who lets the character develop true to himself, or a despotic demon who forces that character into unnatural behaviour just to satisfy some transient whim?

      [I speak as a writer of SF myself.]

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    47. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by DarkEmpath · · Score: 1

      While I agree that it's stupid that they made Greedo fire first, it was pretty obvious that if Han hadn't shot him, Greedo would have pulled his trigger

      Wat.

      Greedo wanted to take Han to Jabba for the bounty, there was absolutely no chance he would have fired without Han forcing his hand. He even offered to let Han go if he bribed Greedo with Jabba's money. Han briefly tried talking his way out of it, but got visibly pissed when Greedo brought the Falcon into the conversation.

      Greedo would NOT have fired unprovoked, not a chance.

      For a Slashdotter, you really don't know your Star Wars very well.

    48. Re:Greedo shooting first is far more hated ... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      My point is that Han was cornered. He was in a situation where he would either be shot by Greedo for trying to simply walk away from the situation or else face the prospect of an unknown but almost certainly highly unpleasant fate (and he discovers exactly how unpleasant his intended fate could have been in Return of the Jedi) when trying to explain to Jabba about why he dropped Jabba's shipment. Anyways... Greedo was threatening Han... even if Greedo wasn't threatening his life, he was *DEFINITELY* threatening his livelihood by suggesting that Jabba would take the Falcon, so still it was, in all honesty, self-defense.

  7. But the real question is: by stagg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Which would win in a fight, the Millennium Falcon or the Enterprise?

    1. Re:But the real question is: by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Funny

      Neither, due to mismatched physics.

      http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1759

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    2. Re:But the real question is: by easterberry · · Score: 1

      the TARDIS

    3. Re:But the real question is: by saboola · · Score: 1

      Serenity would not and could not win, but would be the ship I would want to hang out on.

    4. Re:But the real question is: by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Probably the enterprise since its quite a bit bigger than the Falcon.

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    5. Re:But the real question is: by 6031769 · · Score: 1

      Probably the Death Star since it's quite a bit bigger than an X-wing.

      Oh, wait.

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    6. Re:But the real question is: by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Point is that the Enterprise is a large ship with much more firepower than the Millennium Falcon. Its designed to support a large crew and has a full complement of other star ships on board. Its scale is much larger and it is not stationary. This is sort of a pointless argument since we don't know what the power of the weaponry in each universe is in comparison to eachother, nor do we know how the shielding compares. Its possible that the Star Wars weapons would go right through the Enterprise shield, but its just as plausible that the photon torpedo hitting the Millennium Falcon would be like a large truck getting hit by a Daisy Cutter or MOAB.

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    7. Re:But the real question is: by westlake · · Score: 1

      Which would win in a fight, the Millennium Falcon or the Enterprise?

      The Falcon was an aging smuggler tricked up for speed and maybe stealth. It had no business engaging a cap ship.

    8. Re:But the real question is: by stagg · · Score: 1

      These responses have taken the question with unprecedented seriousness. I forgot where I was.

    9. Re:But the real question is: by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Well, IIRC if you go by the established canon then the weapons in Star Trek are quite "realistic" in the sense that their power output kind of makes sense when extrapolating from our current tech. And the science behind their warp drives do have some (albeit very very little) theoretical merit. Basically, the numbers in the Star Trek universe sort of add up if you apply enough suspension of disbelief.

      Now, in the Star Wars universe we have a slightly different situation. Basically, most numbers (and sometimes units) seem to have been dreamed up by Lucas while he was on a week-long meth binge. Tiny hand-operated weapons supposedly have power output comparable to a pile of nukes, their FTL tech seems to have no constraints whatsoever (nor explanation) and for some reason they are able to build autonomous battle droids but they don't seem to have targeting computers on their large vessels...

      So yeah, the universes are kind of hard to compare since Star Wars is a lot closer to space opera/fantasy than Star Trek is (and I'm not saying Star Trek is hard sci-fi in any way).

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    10. Re:But the real question is: by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Which would win in a fight, the Millennium Falcon or the Enterprise?

      Whoever the writers wanted to win?

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    11. Re:But the real question is: by lgw · · Score: 1

      The absolute best Star Wars physics were in to old X Wing / Tie Fighter games. Turbo lasers had a maximum range, and this maximum range was shorter than a Star Destroyer. Yup, if you were in front of one, the lasers mounted towards the back were out of range and couldn't hit you.

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    12. Re:But the real question is: by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Which Enterprise? And who's piloting it?

    13. Re:But the real question is: by KarrdeSW · · Score: 1

      Which would win in a fight, the Millennium Falcon or the Enterprise?

      Neither. The interdicting legal injunction would travel instantaneously across space to stop the battle from taking place.

    14. Re:But the real question is: by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Which Enterprise? And who's piloting it?

      If Deanna Troi is piloting then the Enterprise is screwed. Every time she got her hands on the controls she crashed the damn ship.

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    15. Re:But the real question is: by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      1: T-rex:Oh, come on.

      2: That doesn't make any sense at all.

      3: T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, where does Star Wars take place?

      Dromiceiomimus: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away, of course.

      T-Rex: EXACTLY!

      4: Utahraptor: So you're saying that since Star Trek takes place in our distant future, and Star Wars takes place in our distant past, the physics have to be compatible?

      T-Rex: Sure!

      5: Utahraptor: Isn't that based upon the unfounded assumption that the laws of physics are constant over time? Surely there could be changes to the fundamental laws of the universe between the two series that could result in the differences

      T-Rex: Wait. You're saying gravity could turn off at any moment?

      6: In the alternate universe where that just happened

      T-Rex: WOOOOOOOOOO!

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  8. Yeah, that bullshit by hsmith · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just made Star Wars totally unrealistic.

    1. Re:Yeah, that bullshit by santax · · Score: 1

      Hmmz, in Lucas defense it is called science Fiction... Like saying: not science, not real but fiction.

    2. Re:Yeah, that bullshit by psyclone · · Score: 4, Funny

      VrrrrrWhooosh!

      (That's the "sound" of a TIE fighter flying over your head, in space.)

    3. Re:Yeah, that bullshit by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      In space no one can hear you whoosh.

    4. Re:Yeah, that bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a second TIE fighter for you:

      VrrrrWhooosh!

    5. Re:Yeah, that bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VrrrrrWhooosh!

      (That's the "sound" of a TIE fighter flying over your head, in space.)

      And 10 points to everbody who made the sound in their head, 20 to all who made it out loud.

  9. How many even understand what he's talking about? by computational+super · · Score: 1

    It sure would be nice if the author could figure out how to write something that anybody BESIDES a raving, rabid fanboy of either series could make any sense of. I haven't memorized either of those movies, I'm ashamed to say...

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  10. Star Wars v. Star Trek by nomadic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of the things that Star Wars had over Star Trek is the fact that the science, or lack of it, was never a critical point of the story. Nothing wrong with bad science with your fantasy, but Star Trek tried making the bad science part of the plotline which was idiotic. Making up a particle that causes some problem, then making up another particle that fixes the problem caused by the first fake particle is beyond stupid. You don't gain anything from it.

    1. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by rotide · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Both are entertainment. If you know anything about the relevant science they spout off, I hope you're not taking notes for future reference. I assume both put just enough real science in there to make it sound not _entirely_ bullshit but didn't bother going to ridiculous realistic detail to turn it into a class.

      Again, these shows/movies were for entertainment. Picking apart the "science" that was written by.. writers.. might be funny in some blatant cases, but generally it's just a futile effort since not even they cared and they were the ones writing it into canon.

      Frankly, my opinion is that those who "take offense" to the lack of credible science in these two series/movies are the ones who sincerely hope/hoped it will/would/(was?) become reality in the not so distant future (or long ago past for the Star Wars fans). OMG! The science isn't real! Does that mean I won't get to tool around the galaxy on the Enterprise-A/B/C/D/E?

    2. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Star Trek tried making the bad science part of the plotline which was idiotic.

      It's hard to avoid this when you're filling scripts for nearly a dozen movies, plus hundreds of hours of television programming. Star Wars only had to contend with six movies, a Christmas special and a handful of cartoons. The Star Wars books certainly go down the "science rathole" (wormhole), explaining, for example, how Han made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...)

    3. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by nharmon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, it's not like conjuring up some mystical phenomena that allows the characters to defy the laws of physics.

    4. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      The Force basically just a 'particle of the week'. It has whatever powers or limitations are necessary to advance the plot, but any rational explanation of it is patently ridiculous.

    5. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by saboola · · Score: 1

      Well, you wanna watch something about science, put in an old tape with recordings of Mr. Wizard. Everyone else? Enjoy the bloody movie.

    6. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by gfreeman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That could be because Star Wars is about the story, whereas Star Trek is about the characters.

      Inventing Particle A which is fixed by Particle B may not be a good story in itself, but how Kirk, Spock, Bones et al deal with the situation is why I like ST over SW.

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    7. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Both are entertainment. If you know anything about the relevant science they spout off, I hope you're not taking notes for future reference.

      Well that's exactly my point; there's no entertainment value in fake science, by itself? Are you really going to be on the edge of your seats over a fake particle? The fake science is fine, if it exists to move the plot along, rather than be PART of the plot. There's no such thing as warp drives. But you kind of need them to move the plot along, so they're fine. Even a warp drive about to explode can be a valid plot device; you can connect that to real-life occurrences and tensions. Engines can blow up. But the fake particles or the changing of the frequency of the fake particles is idiotic when it becomes, rather than serves, the plot.

    8. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by rotide · · Score: 1

      I never even mentioned "The Force". I can see what side of the fence you're on. Take note, I'm not taking sides. I like both Star Wars and Star Trek for what they are. Getting pissy about either is pretty pointless. Now, I can see how people being polarized about JarJar or Wesley, etc, is legitimate. But what is more true to science? Who the fuck cares?

    9. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well that's exactly my point; there's no entertainment value in fake science, by itself?

      You mean like the pulp books about Mars that were based on the scientific assumptions of the day, where people are walking around breathing air? And they talk about the differences in atmosphere because of Martian daylength and so on? Yeah, those were terrible. They only gave birth to a genre.

      What I find sad about Trek, especially in TNG, is that instead of inventing new forces or ways of describing them they just stuck with particle physics, which was already the physics of the day. By the time they were talking about chronotons we had already imagined new ways of looking at the universe. To the average viewer it's all geek, so you might as well really let your fancy fly. This is why Physicists make the best Science-Fiction authors... those few who can write, that is.

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    10. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Trek tried making the bad science part of the plotline which was idiotic.

      Generally, that was a fault of The Next Generation, not The Original Series. TOS did have a few dreadful plot resolutions of the form "We've got to fix the TECH or we're all gonna die... yay, we fixed the TECH", but it seemed to be a weekly occurrence on TNG.

      Not that TOS was all that great shakes, either, all of the time. It was heavily into its message, and that led to some pretty ham-handed plotting and writing. It was also heavily constrained by the series-television format, especially at the time, when "episodic" really meant "episodic": every story self-contained and viewable in any order.

      Still, TOS did some pretty groundbreaking things, and some of those episodes were genuinely memorable. At its best they focused on character and used the sci-fi tropes to let them break out of conventional TV drama lines.

      That had all become well-worn by TNG, and they failed to introduce anything new to replace it. I know a lot of people think of TNG as part of the canonical arc of the series, but I just can't see it would have inspired any real fandom had it not been for TOS establishing the mold.

      In terms of storytelling it just doesn't compare to Star Wars, shot on a different budget and shown to a different audience, telling its story in a totally different way. Not better or worse, just very, very different.

    11. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's no moon - it's the Borg!!!!

    12. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by meloneg · · Score: 3, Informative

      One of the things that Star Wars had over Star Trek is the fact that the science, or lack of it, was never a critical point of the story. Nothing wrong with bad science with your fantasy, but Star Trek tried making the bad science part of the plotline which was idiotic. Making up a particle that causes some problem, then making up another particle that fixes the problem caused by the first fake particle is beyond stupid. You don't gain anything from it.

      Yeah. 'Cuz Star Wars never had a plot that depended on a fictional technology (force fields and, erm, force fields) with blatant plot holes (the most important control panel on the huge-freaking ship is in the most obscure, out-of-the-way, unguarded spot on the ship or the force field generator is on a populated moon that doesn't seem to orbit anything {and has the solar-cycle of a planet} which is guarded by a small force of second-rate troops with no heavy weapons*).

      *No AT-STs are not heavy weapons. Looking at what we've seen of the Empire's technology, they're equivalent to, maybe, an M-60. Squad weapons. In fact the Empire should have really looked into developing planetary fighters. Would have made a lot of their exploits easier. Searching Tatooine, Hoth, Endor,... And maybe invent frickin' IR scopes to put in those stupid helmets.

    13. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      There is tradecraft even in "fantasy" or "entertainment".

      If you fail to expect anything then you will get fed exactly what you asked for.

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    14. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Inventing Particle A which is fixed by Particle B may not be a good story in itself, but how Kirk, Spock, Bones et al deal with the situation is why I like ST over SW.

      Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about; unfortunately, in later ST, especially TNG, Particle A and Particle B became the stories within themselves.

    15. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > The Force basically just a 'particle of the week'. It has whatever powers or limitations are necessary to advance the plot, but any rational explanation of it is patently ridiculous.

      Nope. It has very predictable limitations.

      That is why the entire prequel trilogy could even happen.

      Lucas did not do the whole "particle of the week" thing with the Jedi.

      From that perspective, he's a much better writer than some of the Trek hacks. That's rather sad really.

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    16. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by nomadic · · Score: 1

      You mean like the pulp books about Mars that were based on the scientific assumptions of the day, where people are walking around breathing air? And they talk about the differences in atmosphere because of Martian daylength and so on? Yeah, those were terrible. They only gave birth to a genre.

      You're missing the point; I loved the John Carter books (well, the first few). The scientific errors didn't negatively impact the plot because they were asides. If Burroughs had made the plot of an entire book revolve around the length of the Martian day, I'd have the same criticism.

    17. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Yeah. 'Cuz Star Wars never had a plot that depended on a fictional technology

      There's a big difference between a coherent framework and the particle of the week.

      The inability to see this sort of distinction is probably why a lot of Trek is such Drek.

      It doesn't help the that the pretentious fanboys make weak excuses for all of it.

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    18. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by meloneg · · Score: 1

      Didn't somebody do exactly that once? Actually, a short story. Some kind of Sherlock Holmes takeoff. Something about the weird timezones on Mars being the crucial mistake the killer made.

      Anybody know what I'm babbling about?

    19. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by nomadic · · Score: 1
    20. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, as I'm a fan of both Wars and Trek I really don't have a dog in this fight, but you have to remember that Star Wars is set in a different galaxy. There may be phenomena in other galaxies that we haven't discovered. If there were no metals on Earth yet life somehow managed to arise and evolve into us, would we know about electricity? SW ep 1 is criticized for the miticlorians, but you're not talking about human beings, you're talking about a species in another galaxy. I can suspend my disbelief.

      Likewise, Star Trek, being set in the future, is likely to have discovered and invented a lot of "impossible" things.

      A failing of both series -- the noise in outer space -- I finally overcame. The "woosh" and "pew pew pew" are electromechanical vibrations in the camera's ship caused by the radiation weapons and engine electromagnetic radiation.

      What I can't get past in ST is the idea of alien species from completely different planets being able to not only copulate (bestiality) but actually producing offspring. This is simply not possible; separate two populations of the same earth species long enough (and it's not really that long a time) and they're NOT going to produce offspring.

      What bugs me most isn't in SW or ST, but earth-based movies with firearms. Why is it that someone two blocks away shoots, and the guy's head explodes at the same time you hear the gunshot? I only saw one movie get this right, Joe Kidd.

    21. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by meloneg · · Score: 1

      No. But that does sound like it's worth reading. Never read as much Asimov as most of the other "classic" SF. Probably tried getting into stuff that was too deep too quickly when I first tried him. Left a bad taste. I really do need to get him in the queue.

      This one was more campy. And it was a clear Holmes-spoof.

      I also may be mixing up two stories in my head.

    22. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      in later ST, especially TNG, Particle A and Particle B became the stories within themselves.

      DS9 didn't do hardly any "particle of the week" stories. TNG had it's share, but there was usually a compelling story behind TNG's plot devices. TNG and DS9 generally used technobabble as a means to an end. It wasn't until Voyager that the particle of the week became the whole storyline.

      I'd criticize Star Trek for it's character flaws before I'd criticize it for technobabble. How many times did Worf miss attackers that were boarding the Enterprise? Exactly how do you become the Chief of Security for the flagship of the Federation if you can't hit a man sized target from 20 feet away with a small arm? How many times did Riker get the Enterprise whipped in battle? How did Kirk not get drummed out of Starfleet after being caught by Khan with his shields down? How many of his crew paid the ultimate price for that command failure? What would happen to a US Military Officer who made a similar mistake?

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    23. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good comment, no mod points. ST:TNG was a let down in terms of stories and characters. Picard was the only truly memorable character who wasn't a one-hit interest (like Worf's Klingonishness). Everyone else was boring. The stories were, well, days in the life mostly rather than the morality-questioning, slightly more epic tales of the original Star Trek. And Bones, Kirk, and Spock were the reason people watched the show.

      TNG episode that stands out the most didn't even have the main characters: The Game.

    24. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

      I'll be the first to admit that there's a lot of made up science in ST, but one of the things I always liked about that show was the amount of what you saw on screen that wasn't made up. A surprising amount of the science is theoretically valid. Warp drive, for instance. There are other instances but I can't think of any off the top of my head.

    25. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by lgw · · Score: 1

      I stopped watching DS9 when a dramatic series-altering season-straddling two-parter ended "and then they woke up". I hear the DS9 writing got better towards the end, but there are worse things than "particle of the week", to be sure.

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    26. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by avandesande · · Score: 1

      We didn't have any problem with the force until they applied a suck Star Trek type of explanation to it such as 'mitochondrians' or whatever the heck they called it.

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    27. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by nomadic · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'd criticize Star Trek for it's character flaws before I'd criticize it for technobabble. How many times did Worf miss attackers that were boarding the Enterprise? Exactly how do you become the Chief of Security for the flagship of the Federation if you can't hit a man sized target from 20 feet away with a small arm? How many times did Riker get the Enterprise whipped in battle? How did Kirk not get drummed out of Starfleet after being caught by Khan with his shields down? How many of his crew paid the ultimate price for that command failure? What would happen to a US Military Officer who made a similar mistake?

      Picard should have been drummed out multiple times over for his incompetent leadership in battle. It became almost a cliche; the Enterprise is attacked. Ensigns-of-the-week are thrown about the bridge. Shields are down to 50%. Picard sits there, looking worried. He's informed they're opening fire again. Picard just sits there. They get hit, and an ensign-of-the-week is blown up by his or her apparently dynamite-filled console. Shields are down to 20%. Picard finally orders the crew to return fire, but at that point weapon systems are offline, which I always suspect was what Picard was hoping for.

    28. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      What was wrong with that premise? As I recall, it was a Dominion set-up to obtain intelligence information on the Federation. That seems entirely consistent with their actions in other episodes.

      DS9 deserves a lot of criticism (Captain Sisko personally commanding 600+ ships in the battle that was to determine the fate of the Federation....) but I don't think that particular episode was that bad.

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    29. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep, I never really thought that badly about ST:TNG until I saw Battlestar Galactica and how real moral ambiguity could play out. The thing about ST is they always won; even when they made the "tough moral decisions" everything still worked out in the end, which got annoying.

    30. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      What would happen to a US Military Officer who made a similar mistake?

      That's the problem you and others make when comparing Trek to the real world. Starfleet was always meant to be specifically not as militaristic than its antecedents, from TOS onwards. As such, I've never really had a problem that Kirk, Picard and others got away with shit that would get any real world military commander canned in a heartbeat.

      In fact, in DSG, the introduction of Section 31 seems to buttress that particular interpretation.

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    31. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with the military background or lack thereof. That kind of incompetence would get you canned in the private sector just as quickly. In Kirk's case he ignored regulations even when those regulations were quoted to him by a subordinate. Such a mistake that resulted in the loss of life and property would you canned from most civilian agencies, never mind the military.

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    32. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      idea of alien species from completely different planets being able to not only copulate (bestiality) but actually producing offspring. This is simply not possible

      I think miscegenation is probably a more accurate term (still not very politically correct) than bestiality, since both participants are presumed sentient.
      In one of the Trek books ("Spock's World" or perhaps "Sarek"?) Spock is described as a test tube baby, a laboratory induced fertilization. Since we really don't know the details of Vulcan reproduction, it entirely possible that Sarek and Amanda never had copulatory physical relations. The heaviest petting we ever saw of their relationship was his extension of two fingers to her and she responding in kind. They were both very cerebral individuals and celibacy in a marriage due to physical inadequacies is not all that unbelievable. I sure hope this qualifies towards my geek card renewal points.

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    33. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by nomadic · · Score: 1

      For a few seasons DS9 was really excellent, probably consistently better than any of the other series. At one point I seem to remember the writing teams trading places with Voyager, at which point Voyager actually started being somewhat decent, and DS9 started sucking. The new DS9 writing staff seemed mortally offended that there might be morally ambiguous characters, so everyone had to be shoehorned into clear good or evil boxes. Gul Dukat was a pretty cool character until they decided to make him over the top evil. Garrick and Quark were interesting until he had to become unambiguously good.

    34. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by X_DARK_X · · Score: 0

      Except problem solving skills.

    35. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ST and SW are of such a high calibre of entertainment that I can forgive the bad physics, or at least tolerate them. But BSG (new) and B5 prove that you can have a good story AND still get the physics right without it "turning into a class" as you put it.

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    36. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by lgw · · Score: 1

      I believe it was T H White who wrote that the worst possible sort of fantasy was one that ended "and then he woke up". Not only becuase it's such a tired cliche, but because even in fantasy the characters should make sense in the fantasy world, and face the consquences of their actions.

      Seriously, "it was all a dream" is the most lame plot device in the history of writing, and is only excusable for an April Fools Day episode, or when it's used as a device to question how we know whether we're dreaming now (and even that is pretty cliche these days). It ruined the whole series for me.

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    37. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Alright, then add "post-corporate" to "post-military" then. Roddenberry makes it pretty clear in interviews: The ST universe is supposed to be way more "touchy-feely", and as such, firing someone becomes less about simple risk analaysis, and more about considering all the variables, even the little itty bitty ones.

      Last but not least, it's a fricking TV show. The answer to most questions will always be "because it's in the script!"

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    38. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The ST universe is supposed to be way more "touchy-feely"

      Which would suggest that there would be an aversion to unnecessary deaths like those caused by Kirk's foolish decision not to defend his command......

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    39. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Good point, but I think it's assumed that everybody's a grownup, and they understand that traveling through uncharted regions of space can be dangerous. If you want safety, stay home. Starfleet version Earth looked very idyllic...

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    40. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Alright then, how would you have written The Search, Part II? Part I ends with the crew being captured. Keep in mind that the confines of television will not allow you to the write the most realistic ending (most of the characters are killed, the few survivors are Dominion prisoners for the rest of their lives, Starfleet never hears from them again) possible.

      I'm not a big fan of "It was all a dream" as a plot device either but I don't think that was the plot device in this particular episode. The Dominion used its POWs to collect intelligence. They went about it in a rather roundabout way but it was consistent with their actions in previous and subsequent episodes. Remember they spent years (decades according to the backstory) gathering intelligence on the Federation and it's neighbors before they decided to do anything about them.

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    41. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Which DS9 were you watching? Garak never became "unambiguously good". In the very last episode of the series he gunned down an unarmed man (Weyoun) simply because that man made a flippant comment about Garak's home world. In an earlier episode he murdered a Romulan Senator in an effort to bring them into the war.

      Neither of those are actions consistent with someone who is "unambiguously good". Garak was Chaotic Good, not Lawful Good....

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    42. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Yes, you pays your money and you takes your chances. That still doesn't mean that unnecessary deaths wouldn't come with some career consequences for those that were responsible. Hell, Kirk and Picard's various failures to defend their commands aren't even defensible in the Star Trek universe. Ensign Ro was supposedly locked up in the stockade because her actions on an away team resulted in eight deaths. How many deaths did Kirk's failure in ST2 cause?

      Starfleet's Earth looked rather boring. Small wonder that so many people looked to get out into space to escape.

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    43. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by fermion · · Score: 1
      Star Wars and Star Trek are two different narrative styles. Star Wars is the Fable, a Heroes Quest, which is the preferred narrative of many Geeks and the general public, re the Lord of the Rings. Star Trek is more the laid back traveling novel, where there is no particular goal, just a need to get the hell out of dodge and explore. This is like The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. The aimlessness, and the sometimes contrived finale to tie us back to the beginning of the trip, sometimes put people off. This is a popular narrative for tv, however, as it allows unlimited stories. I think one issue with Battlestar Galactica, for instance, was that we are just so patience for the Quest to be completed.

      In both the tech is irrelevant. Luke might as well have been sailing around the Aegean Sea fighting cyclops, and Kirk might as well be floating down the Mississippi screwing the local bar girls. The 'science' with particles is as meaningful as Cronus eating all his kids until the one that got away comes back and rescues them. Both are told in using language appropriate for the time. Neither is to be taken literarily.

      OTOH, the big problem with Star Wars is the damn thrusters were always on, and the ships were not accelerating. What was, was the aether long long ago more viscous so we had to fight against it with thruster? And where did all the fuel come from? Those X-Wings were really small. In Star Trek the Nacelles could at least argued to hav to stay on to keep the ship in hyperspace, and their energy source was 100% efficient conversion of mass to energy, an extremely expensive form of energy, but compact. And in TNG, the thrusters were not always thrusting.

      Of course the only realistic space show is Babylon 5.

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    44. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Picking apart the "science" that was written by.. writers.. might be funny in some blatant cases, but generally it's just a futile effort since not even they cared and they were the ones writing it into canon.

      It's hilarious in the case of Space 1999, something I'm watching now after not having seen it for many, many years. A big explosion launches the moon into space to travel at speeds varying according to writers' requirements, with absolutely no regard for any limit such as the speed of light, nor requirement for warping space or using hyperspace or whatever.

      G forces are very high initially after the explosion, but fortunately diminish as the moon slows down.

      And of all the trajectories they could have gotten, they got the one that leads to weekly encounters with hostile alien species. Unless all of space is just stuffed with them.

      Makes Star Wars and Trek look like hard science fiction by comparison, and is so bad it's great.

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    45. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by gammaraybuster · · Score: 1

      What I find offensive is the implied lack of respect for science in an 'artistic' context. The writers don't care to engage those with a modicum of scientific literacy. While it takes some effort for them to become educated in scientific principles, it seems like a tiny investment compared to endless millions invested in SFX, marketing and the rest of the blah blah.

      Conversely, I also respect science more that expresses itself with an aesthetic sensibility as well.

    46. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by navyjeff · · Score: 1

      How did Kirk not get drummed out of Starfleet after being caught by Khan with his shields down? How many of his crew paid the ultimate price for that command failure? What would happen to a US Military Officer who made a similar mistake?

      In my experience, those officers get promoted. That way, they can do less damage in the field next time.

    47. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Short and Kimmel weren't promoted. In fact they were drummed out of the service and turned into scapegoats for the failures of others.

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    48. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the ST species compatability was already explained in cannon.

      Regards.

    49. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      Really? What are the predictable limitations on use of the force?

      Thanks!

    50. Re:Star Wars v. Star Trek by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have that STNG tape, but the explanation didn't wash. They had the galaxy populated by a species millions of years ago, and at the time humans and mice had yet to be evolved from their common ancestor. As little as just five or ten million years ago, chimps and humans had yet to evolve. Do you really think you could get a chimp pregnant?

  11. Title failure by moogied · · Score: 1

    I don't see how one small example from 1 movie out of thousands of hours of star trek lets star wars "trump" it. For christ sakes.. in star wars you could alter someones mind by waving at them. You could move objects by REALLY wanting them. Death? Thats for losers. Need I go on? /fanboy

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    1. Re:Title failure by Mantrid · · Score: 1

      As opposed to slowing down time if you feel like it?

    2. Re:Title failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > For christ sakes.. in star wars you could alter someones mind by waving at them.

      Spock mind-melded a guard through a wall in "A Taste of Armageddon" and influenced him to open the locked door.

      > You could move objects by REALLY wanting them.

      Gary Mitchell in "Where No Man Has Gone Before" levitated a bunch of stuff.

      > Death? Thats for losers.

      Nomad killed Scotty and resurrected him.

      You guys who think Star Trek is more "scientific" than Star Wars are just not paying attention.

      > Need I go on?

      I won't if you won't!

    3. Re:Title failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely agreed.
      The only part of Star Trek that really took some things a little too far were Deep Space Nines spooky ambassadors from the wormhole dimension, that Time Conduit in the film where Picard was in some pseudo-existence outside of regular existence, essentially "afterlife".
      There is a few other pretty silly things, but those are 2 of the bigger ones i can think of at present time, outside of general annoyances with convenience of physics in "the future".

      The Force is another huge annoyance with me. There is no known way that could be done without extreme EM that would probably do damage as well.
      Or, another way would be some sort of holography / video that could transmit information remotely that isn't apparent to the conscious mind. But, despite some research, this is still very basic in practice, such as subliminal messaging. And it breaks off at too fast a speed, limiting how much you could do with a small frame of time. Getting to the point of interfering with conscious thought in the ways in Star Wars is unlikely without doing some serious damage.

      Most things in both could be done though, including:
      warp drives - experiments and research on-going in to possible methods, most requiring existence of certain fields and exotic matter.
      warp-gates / stargates / whatever - this is the most likely way it could be done, actually.
      shields - done to some extent now, pretty basic though.
      exotic matters - we have made some exotic forms of matter, but unstable. Doubt we will make things like Red Matter from recent Star Trek movie.
      teleportation - possible now, but nothing to the extent of Star Trek teleportation....yet. Might as well be optimistic, right? We thought it was impossible a while back...
      matter / anti-matter engine (ion-based in our case, no warp yet) - entirely possible now actually, just nobody has went ahead with it due to lack of anti-matter and huge cost.
      phasers - if we ever control gravity, a light-orbited blackhole could work (but that would be too dangerous IMO) Meta-materials could store a lot of energy going around in circles. Whether or not it will last long is another question. EM-blackholes, if you remember, were on Slashdot recently. They'd probably just become heat eventually, even with a section they could be channelled in to.
      Light Saber - nanotech and a lot of energy. That's all i have.

      Too lazy to go through others, but you see where i'm going.

    4. Re:Title failure by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      For christ sakes.. in star wars you could alter someones mind by waving at them.

      I see your Jedi and I raise you a horny Betazoid...

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    5. Re:Title failure by X_DARK_X · · Score: 0

      I fully agree, did the poster even read the article? I'd rather see someone just fail (because of budget constrains) then try and fail (with a gianormous budget). I personally did notice the ring and thought it was "whack". The original was awesome because the explosion mimicked Fireworks explosion and transitioned smoothly into the ending scenes with the firework celebration.

    6. Re:Title failure by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      Ah, but with the exception of telekinesis, everything you listed only existed in the Original Series. Star Trek, whether you like it or not made some effort to become more sci-fi, Star Wars canon remained the same. Not that this is bad since SW had a good premise, while original ST would've been too campy for modern audiences, but there ya go.

    7. Re:Title failure by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You're a Star Wars fan, yet you take Rom's pet name for his mother as a /. username? Huh?

    8. Re:Title failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      > Ah, but with the exception of telekinesis, everything you listed only existed in the Original Series.

      Oh yeah? What about "Man of the People" on TNG where Alkar influenced Troi's behavior with his psychic powers?

      What about "Transfigurations" where John Doe killed Worf, and then resurrected him?

      Not to mention the quasi-magical powers of the Q... Star Trek has ALWAYS had a healthy dose of magic mixed with its science and pseudoscience!

  12. Re:How many even understand what he's talking abou by santax · · Score: 1

    Pff I should hook you up with my girlfriend. She will fix that for you and I finally can watch a decent movie like the Godfather 1, 2 and 3 in peace.

  13. but the explosions still make noises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucas still didn't get it right that noise doesn't carry through the vacuum of space. Every time anything explodes we still hear it.

    1. Re:but the explosions still make noises by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      How do you know that isn't the default sound of a starship sensor system alerting the pilot that something nearby just blew up?

    2. Re:but the explosions still make noises by mcspoo · · Score: 1

      If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around, does it make a sound? If a camera is pointed at an explosion in space, you're watching it, does your brain think it made a sound? Is there any difference at all between these two questions?

    3. Re:but the explosions still make noises by meloneg · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      However, there are *plausible* pseudo-scientific explanations for the sounds. Think about why "the sound" propagates at the speed of light and what happens when it reaches a solid surface, like a ship hull.

      Let's be fair, there is *zero* empirical evidence surrounding giga-ton explosions in a vacuum. Any statement on what happens is conjecture.

    4. Re:but the explosions still make noises by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > How do you know that isn't the default sound of a starship sensor system alerting the pilot that something nearby just blew up?

      They actually have these for hybrd/electric cars. So the idea isn't so far fetched.

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    5. Re:but the explosions still make noises by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The only science fiction film I ever saw that got that right was 2001, but I finally figured out why you hear sound in space. The explosions and ray gun fire and engine noise are just electromagnetic radiation vibrating the camera ship's hull; the same reason high voltage transformers make noise. If you were outside your spaceship you wouldn't hear it.

      You'd be dead.

  14. I don't care about science in this case by istartedi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I care about the integrity of a work of art, cheesy pyro effects and all.

    Digital remasterings that go beyond color correction and noise reduction suck. JMHO.

    Acceptable? Getting rid of the matte outlines that were visible in VHS Star Wars IV. Not acceptable? Adding a CGI tauntaun.

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    1. Re:I don't care about science in this case by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Acceptable? Getting rid of the matte outlines that were visible in VHS Star Wars IV. Not acceptable? Adding a CGI tauntaun.

      Of course not. Everybody knows that the Tauntauns all live on Hoth, and they didn't even go there until episode V.

    2. Re:I don't care about science in this case by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Right absolutely on. Fix what the tech of the day *could not* make right in the first place, sure. And that does NOT mean you can substitute CGI for claymation or whatever other old-style SFX. Doing so makes a visual "hole" in the film that makes our "willing suspension of disbelief" hit the ground with a resounding THUD.

      But no matter how "broken" it may seem a few years later, DON'T fuck around with the visual, structural, or character integrity of the film.

      I like what John D. MacDonald wrote about his earliest novels, when the time came to republish them:

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      I wrote Wine of the Dreamers in 1950 and Ballroom of the Skies the following year.

      When Knox Burger, who edits my work at Fawcett Publications, suggested we resurrect these two books, the only science fiction novels I have ever published, I read them for the first time since the obligatory reading in galley proofs nearly twenty years ago.

      It would be a meretricious idiocy for any writer with any respect and consideration for his following to foist upon them the creative mistakes of the early years. I have closets full of previously published stories which will never see print again, regardless of whether I am on the scene or off in that limbo which I suspect is reserved for all novelists--where we are condemned to lie for half of eternity in tiny rooms with the creatures of our own devising.

      Though it may be merely one more symptom of the writer's flawed objectivity, I found both these novels to be more cohesive and provocative than I had expected.

      I have not revised them. I ached to doctor much stilted conversation, but to do so would have been to cheat, as somehow the pretentious and overly grammatic speeches made by the actors are touchingly typical of the genre.

      They are both more accurately categorized as science fantasy than as science fiction, in that they are neither space-adventure, nor mad-scientist, nor doom-machine epics.

      The two novels are companion pieces in that they provide two congruent methods of accounting for all the random madness and unmotivated violence in our known world, and two quite different answers as to why, with all our technology, we seem unable to move a fraction of an inch toward bettering the human condition and making of life a universally more rewarding experience.

      This, for the writer, is the charm of such novels, as they enable him to step up onto a small shaky soapbox and say something, without ever lecturing the reader, about the moral and emotional furniture of our lives. Books of this sort have a functional relationship to the world's religions, in that they also make a sober attempt to explain the inexplicable, account for the unaccountable.

      I confess to being particularly jolted by finding in Wine of the Dreamers that the Paris Peace Talks were still going on in 1975, that the Asians were quarreling with Russia about the orbits for snooper satellites, and that a substance was being advertised and sold to millions of Americans as a non-alcoholic, non-habit-forming beverage which would heighten the sensory response to such stimuli as a kiss or a sunset. I wish I could have equivalent prescience in personal matters.

      To those of my reader-friends who are turned off completely by these organized speculations and term them "silly," I extend apologies. I am glad to have these back in print. I suspect, however, that those who cruise vicariously aboard The Busted Flush with one T. McGee --- as do I --- will find things in these books which will reward and amuse.

      Herein there are no bug-eyed monsters, except the ones forever resident in the human heart. There are no lovelies being rescued by space explorers from giant insects who talk in clicks and carry distintegrators. No methane atmospheres. Nothing emerging from the evil swamps. Not even a single dutiful robot, harboring either electronic love or the cross-wired circuitry of rebellion. Because of these omissions I may well be responsible, also, for turning off the hard-core

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    3. Re:I don't care about science in this case by meloneg · · Score: 1

      For all intensive purposes

      "whom" is no longer a word

      These two next to each other. That just makes me smile.

    4. Re:I don't care about science in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That could be because Star Wars is about the story, whereas Star Trek is about the characters.

      Inventing Particle A which is fixed by Particle B may not be a good story in itself, but how Kirk, Spock, Bones et al deal with the situation is why I like ST over SW.

      Darth Vader was a great baddie, but so was KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!.

      ftfy

    5. Re:I don't care about science in this case by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I agree. But then again I'm one of the only people in the world that REALLY missed the non-Directors-Cut (theatrical release) of Blade Runner, which was completely unavailable for 15 years, so unavailable that it might as well have not existed in the first place.

      Upon getting the "ultra-giant-super-Riddley-Scott-needs-more-cocaine edition" release, I realized that it was largely nostalgia talking. Though it still may hold a slight edge over the directors cut. That was my one fear with the Star Wars re-releases, that the original would completely disappear (as it did for 15 years, sans VHS and LaserDisk). This also highlights a new annoying business model:

      1. Make a kick ass movie.
      2. Release a heavily edited "directors cut" that is almost completely dissimular from the theatrical release.
      3. Sell only the remake.
      4. wait..
      5. (no "???") Release the actual movie 15 years later, when it is a classic and you can demand more money for it.
      6. Profit.

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  15. star wars is fantasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Star Trek is science fiction while Star Wars is science fantasy. There is far more real science accuracy in Star Trek than anything in Star Wars. They even got the Ipad right more than 20 years before it became real. Star Trek explains the science whereas Star Wars is just fun fantasy stuff.

    1. Re:star wars is fantasy by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They even got the Ipad right more than 20 years before it became real.

      They also got cell phones right, 30+ years before they became popular. Ever notice how the original flip phone was inspired by the communicator?

      They had shuttlecraft years before the early designs for Space Shuttles were created.

      The list goes on and on.

      LK

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  16. Praxis effect entrenched in our memories. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Plait concludes that the blast pattern resulting from the explosion of the Klingon mining operation has no credible reason to resolve into a ring form, ...

    Conversely, the surface integrity of the Death Star hull is interrupted by a perfect ring in the form of the gargantuan maintenance trench which encircles it, ...

    This makes the highly criticized 'ring effect' far more plausible in New Hope ...

    Unless, of course, Praxis had a trench round its circumference too (visible or not). Strip-mining is a viable extraction method.

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    1. Re:Praxis effect entrenched in our memories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Unless, of course, Praxis had a trench round its circumference too (visible or not). Strip-mining is a viable extraction method.

      Unfortunately, the movie itself refutes that possibility.

      After the Excelsior has recovered from the shock wave, they pull up a shot of Praxis after the explosion. That shot shows a big quarter-circle chunk blown out of it, instead of the stereotypical "apple-core" hourglass shape that would have explained a ring.

    2. Re:Praxis effect entrenched in our memories. by Derekloffin · · Score: 1

      Well, most planetary bodies should be naturally more ellipsoid due to axis of spin, so you could use that as an argument for why it would produce a circular explosion. However we got a diagram of praxis post explosion, and it didn't jive well with a circular explosion at all.

    3. Re:Praxis effect entrenched in our memories. by putch · · Score: 1

      It could have had a trench didn't run along it's equator.

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    4. Re:Praxis effect entrenched in our memories. by Painted · · Score: 1

      Yeah I have to agree with this. Usually I like this guy's work, but this is just... yeah.

      So a 1500km diameter moon which explodes has it's explosion massively influenced by a 50' deep trench- that's ok. But a 1500km diameter moon that we never see clearly or in detail cannot possibly have any* sort of structure, forcefield, energy conveyance system (it did* generate the entire system's power) that could create such an effect.

      Basically it's "This fiction is completely valid and that one isn't because... well, um... the Death Star had all it's invisible pink unicorns stored under the trench, and we all know* how explosive those are!"

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  17. WTF? Did you forget Alien? by Orga · · Score: 1

    Alien (1979) http://io9.com/355353/you-have-ten-seconds-to-reach-minimum-safe-distance By the shape of the nostromo and the large flat platform at the base I'm going to say that they had it right before any of those others.

  18. The worst VFX trope of all time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I work in the visual FX business, and "Praxis rings" have been mocked as cliche for well over a decade now.

    1. Re:The worst VFX trope of all time. by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this one dude back in 2003 totally ripped on praxis whatever things on an internet board! Busted!

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  19. Praxis? The Klingon moon? by XanC · · Score: 2, Informative

    Praxis is their key energy production facility...

  20. It's hard to 'win' when you're dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Galactica would trounce both without batting a lash.

    1. Re:It's hard to 'win' when you're dead by Courageous · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? The Enterprise's phasers are, I would assume, more powerful than simply redirecting the matter-energy conversion of their transporters at a target. The transporters convert the transported material to energy, and using an E=MC**2 calculation, I'm able to calculate that a few thousand pounds of transported matter are many gigatons-nuclear-equivalent of energy... :-)

  21. Yip yip! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    But a debunking astronomer

    Astronomy grants getting a bit thin? Don't they need to be gathering gravity wave data to work out whether or not the universe is a hologram and dark energy radiates from evil mirror branes or something?

    claims that the Federation got it wrong and the fan-boys should thank Lucas for adding some scientific accuracy to his fictional universe

    Yeah, I'll get right on that. Oh, wait, I'm not a fan boy! I'm exempt! Yay! :-D

    1. Re:Yip yip! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You might want to read up on his work before sounding so stupid.

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  22. MORE OLD NEWS!!!! by SunSpot505 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know I realize CmrTaco founded slashdot, so maybe i'm looking a gift horse in the mouth here, but come on dude!!!! The book cited was published in 2002. This following an article on Falconry that has been in use for at bare minimum 70 years??? Is it the slowest news day in history or what??

  23. In other news... by Infonaut · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh argue about whose accounts of President Obama's secret worship of Allah is more accurate.

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  24. Re:Praxis? The Klingon moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sir we're receiving a message from Praxis

  25. Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you look at the dynamics of the Enterprise during the Far Point episode, you can see at least 16 maneuvers that violate physics. I think it's pretty clear that the people who do Star Trek don't have any respect -- whatsoever -- for any kind of physical realism. On the other hand, if you look at the way the Millennium Falcon moves, especially the way it goes into hyperdrive, it is WAY more realistic.

    It really bothers me that Trekkies/Trekkers/whatever you want to call them think that Star Trek is so great. What really gets me is how Earth-centric it is. Like, as if Earth would become some marvelous utopian society and yet the Klingons (note: Black people?) are so freakin violent.

    The whole idea in Star Wars of a struggle between good and evil is far more realistic, and I think that's why so many kids aged 7-9 relate to Star Wars so well, because it reflects the reality of the world, as any child can see. I vowed never to watch any more Star Trek about 3 years ago, and honestly it was the best decision I ever made. Even my work performance improved.

    1. Re:Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the other hand, if you look at the way the Millennium Falcon moves, especially the way it goes into hyperdrive, it is WAY more realistic.

      You lost me when you used FTL drive as an example of something that's "more" realistic.....

      The whole idea in Star Wars of a struggle between good and evil is far more realistic

      Except it's not a struggle between good and evil. It's a struggle between two sets of elitists that basically espouse the same philosophy. You think the Jedi represent good? Yoda was perfectly content to allow Anakin's Mother to die and even encouraged the boy to let it happen. Windu tried to appoint himself Judge, Jury and Executioner. Qui-Gon wasn't permitted by the Jedi code to rescue two people from slavery and broke the rules in saving one of them.

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    2. Re:Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello? I was talking the dark side versus the light side. A Jedi could choose either, but clearly one is good (dark) and the other one is good.

      Again, way more realistic.

      And who rated this as funny? Probably a Star Trek devotee. Dude, I'm being serious. Seriously, no Jedi mind trick here.

    3. Re:Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I was talking the dark side versus the light side. A Jedi could choose either, but clearly one is good (dark) and the other one is good.

      No, it's only that clear if you are a Jedi or a Sith.

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    4. Re:Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As any 7-9 year old kid can attest to, it is that simple for regular people too. I personally don't know any Jedis or Siths (thank God I don't know any Siths...honestly, that would make me afraid). But I know a LOT of 7 years olds who know that it really is that simple.

      Ok, but you're getting away from the main point here. Who decided that Klingons should be Black people, huh? You don't see ANY kind of racist shit like that in Star Wars.

      If you asked any reasonable people who have actually looked at physics, or just observed thr world around them, Star Trek SUCKS compared to Star Wars. And all the other stuff, like violent Black people versus Good/Evil is icing on the cake.

    5. Re:Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the whole prequel trilogy a battle of left hand evil versus right hand evil?

    6. Re:Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't use the fake starwars movies as a reference for starwars. Others don't use voyager as a reference for startrek do they?

    7. Re:Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, and your mind was poisoned by episodes 1 through 3. Who is this Windu you speak of? This is not the Anakin you are looking for....

    8. Re:Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Equinox and Year of Hell came out of Voyager and could walk over the prequels and ROTJ.

    9. Re:Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it's not a struggle between good and evil. It's a struggle between two sets of elitists that basically espouse the same philosophy. You think the Jedi represent good? Yoda was perfectly content to allow Anakin's Mother to die and even encouraged the boy to let it happen. Windu tried to appoint himself Judge, Jury and Executioner. Qui-Gon wasn't permitted by the Jedi code to rescue two people from slavery and broke the rules in saving one of them.

      And since the movies do not enlighten us on the whole universe, it might even be possible that the Empire brought some good (like the roman empire which conquered all Europe and north Africa.)

    10. Re:Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Who decided that Klingons should be Black people, huh?

      Your charges of racism have no validity. The Klingons were played by white actors during the original series. They switched to mostly black players for the later series, but the Klingons were good guys (for the most part) by then.

      You don't see ANY kind of racist shit like that in Star Wars.

      Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.

      If you asked any reasonable people who have actually looked at physics, or just observed thr world around them, Star Trek SUCKS compared to Star Wars.

      Spare me. Neither one is realistic. That's why it's called Science Fiction.

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    11. Re:Star Wars is WAY better than Star Trek by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      In Episode V Yoda advised Luke to abandon his friends. As I said, the Jedi have no claim to moral superiority or goodness.

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  26. Interesting Definition of Trumped by SleazyRidr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, if I'm reading the summary correctly, Star Wars was edited to include an effect that had already been included in Star Trek. So for copying Star Trek, Star Wars wins?

    1. Re:Interesting Definition of Trumped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because in Star Trek there was no apparent reason for the ring to be there in the explosion, but in Star Wars there was, except in Star Wars the ring is on the wrong axis to fit the assumed cause, so Star Wars is still no better than Star Trek, so the summary doesn't match the article. So Star Wars wins because someone wanted to say they did.

    2. Re:Interesting Definition of Trumped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No, because in Star Trek there was no apparent reason for the ring to be there in the explosion

      Not only that, there was no apparent reason for the explosion!

  27. Re:Praxis? The Klingon moon? by mishehu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Send to Klingon High Command: "This is Excelsior, a Federation Starship traveling in beta quadrant. We have monitored a large explosion in your sector. Do you require any assistance?"

  28. Its a movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You know I will admit I do get angry when I watch a news clip or history channel documentary and find the information presented to be flat wrong or terribly misleading... it makes me sad. However getting angry over application of reality to the pure fiction of Star Wars and Star Trek? really? What is gained by comparing the force to a transporter or light saber to cloaking fields? How is it that anyone on earth is even capable of knowing with any certainty how a fricking death star will explode? What is it even made out of and what are the properties of its explodey core? I would gladly forgive any and all scientific transgressions made in Star Wars if the script is changed so that all we remember of jar jar is that he was stepped on and killed by one of those shield carrying dinosaurs.

    1. Re:Its a movie... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      What is gained by comparing the force to a transporter or light saber to cloaking fields?

      It provokes a discussion that might lead to a related discussion in which people might actually learn something about real physics. For example, in this thread there are comments that make it clear that a spherical body will explode in three dimensions rather than two, and people are making fun of the idea of spaceships flying like they're in an atmosphere. Some younger readers may see this and go "Oh yes, I hadn't thought of that," and they become better educated as a result, one little piece of information at a time. Just like you did.

      On the other hand, if you're not interested in the thread, maybe you just shouldn't read it. I can't say I've ever figured out the minds of people who go out of their way to post a comment in a discussion saying that they're not interested in the discussion.

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  29. WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by brunes69 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    - Star Wars uses laser weapons. Any advanced space-race would never use laser weapons as they are readily re-mediated by the use of reflective materials. Star Trek uses Phasers (phased energy weapons), which at least sort of makes sense.

    - An entire planet existing as a city? This makes no sense from a material logistics point of view, at all. There is nothing like this in Star Trek.

    - Need I mention the force? Microscopic life forms (midichlorians) giving magical powers to people? It is an interesting plot device, but rooted in any kind of science? No.

    1. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Star Wars uses laser weapons. Any advanced space-race would never use laser weapons as they are readily re-mediated by the use of reflective materials.

      Try reflecting a megawatt or even kilowatt laser from a vehicle coating sometime and let us know how it works out. The material needs to be able to survive re-entry and be easily repaired between flights.

      - An entire planet existing as a city? This makes no sense from a material logistics point of view, at all. There is nothing like this in Star Trek.

      It's been explored repeatedly in Science Fiction, most notably by Isaac Asimov in the Foundation series.

      Need I mention the force? Microscopic life forms (midichlorians) giving magical powers to people? It is an interesting plot device, but rooted in any kind of science? No.

      Midichlorians were the attempt to root it into some kind of science. I could invent all kinds of bullshit QM explanations for them but I'm not that much of a fanboy. I don't think we need to go into the whole mind-melding thing as a counterexample. Can't we just accept that both are fantasy, and move on?

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    2. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by noidentity · · Score: 1
      And finally

      - Jar Jar Binks. Even nature isn't this cruel.

    3. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been explored repeatedly in Science Fiction, most notably by Isaac Asimov in the Foundation series.

      Yup, and Georgey Lucas was gonna name it Jhantor before Corascant its namesake being Asimovs Trantor.

       

    4. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      - An entire planet existing as a city? This makes no sense from a material logistics point of view, at all. There is nothing like this in Star Trek.

      I happen to like Star Trek more, but I also think ST is very often worse in this respect. One episode featured a Dyson sphere, in a form even more aggressive than what Freeman Dyson envisioned.

    5. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      - Star Wars uses blaster weapons. These aren't simple lasers, and likely involve some form of heated matter, even if just gas. Likewise, a phaser is no more or less a laser than a blaster is. This is arbitrary to the point of being sad.

      - Star Wars society is ancient, and technologically stagnant. It makes complete sense that urban sprawl in a galactic society would eventually claim every square inch of available surface. Further the Borg are depicted as doing exactly this in Star Trek.

      - Need I mention Vulcan mind melds? Or ooze people that eat red shirts? I find it disingenuous to claim one is any more or less 'nonsensical' than the other...

    6. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Star Wars uses laser weapons.

      Lasers that float down hallways at 35mph, right?

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    7. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      You know I was pretty surprised that the first comment attached to the article didn't contain the words "Kessel Run".

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    8. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

      Way back when, I went to a talk by Dr. Arthur Kantrowitz, who knew a thing or two about high-powered lasers. He said that people who say "just put a mirror on it" to defend against lasers at this power level (over a couple of megawatts per square centimeter) just don't understand lasers. At this power density, at any surface -- that's any surface -- you get a laser-propagated detonation.

      I'm not defending Star Wars "lasers", which were (1) visible beams in the vacuum of space, that (2) moved slowly enough that you could see them move. The handguns, they just said they were blasters, which, like phasers, is a made-up term that could be anything.

    9. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Need I mention the force? Microscopic life forms (midichlorians) giving magical powers to people? It is an interesting plot device, but rooted in any kind of science? No.

      You mean like all of the inter-connected atomic particles that make up every piece off matter in existence and occupy all space which if manipulated by a conscious being could give them all of the magical force abilities. Although they are not microscopic life-forms as we may now understand them, it is not implausible.

    10. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      I bet you could eject reflective chaff or even opaque chaff that would seriously reduce the effectiveness of lasers. Not to mention hundreds of years in the future I am sure there is a material that would be suitable for spacecraft and be reflective.

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    11. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by MMInterface · · Score: 1

      - Star Wars uses laser weapons. Any advanced space-race would never use laser weapons as they are readily re-mediated by the use of reflective materials.

      Our current understanding of lasers is hardly adequate to apply to the scale and versatility of the laser weaponry used in Star Wars. There are some different mechanics involved in Star Wars blasters, turbo lasers etc that we do not use. Furthermore, the countermeasures you speak of are easily countered and unpractical even by todays standards.

      Star Trek uses Phasers (phased energy weapons), which at least sort of makes sense.

      Why? Have you been about to demonstrate that there aren't any efficient countermeasures?

      - An entire planet existing as a city? This makes no sense from a material logistics point of view, at all.

      Neither do many of our cities.

      Need I mention the force? Microscopic life forms (midichlorians) giving magical powers to people? It is an interesting plot device, but rooted in any kind of science? No.

      It's about as rooted in science as a transporter. The only difference is you dressed up the idea with the phrase magical powers.

    12. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [quote]Star Wars uses laser weapons. Any advanced space-race would never use laser weapons as they are readily re-mediated by the use of reflective materials. Star Trek uses Phasers (phased energy weapons), which at least sort of makes sense.[/quote]
      Please remember we were talking about a relatively small project that was created in the 80s. No internet, no huge stuff, and not enough budget for research. Certainly not very scientific, but SW certainly isn't the biggest offender in this aspect. Most Holywood movies still have cars that blow up by shooting them.

      [quote]An entire planet existing as a city? This makes no sense from a material logistics point of view, at all. There is nothing like this in Star Trek.[/quote]
      And why not? Assuming that humans were the primary species developing the planets, I would be surprised if they didn't. Remember that the SW universe has a very cheap way to travel through open space and deliver resources.

      [quote]Need I mention the force? Microscopic life forms (midichlorians) giving magical powers to people? It is an interesting plot device, but rooted in any kind of science? No.[/quote]
      Damn straight. Next thing you know, someone will claim that a bunch of microscopic life forms can band together and form high level brain func... oh wait...
      The exact nature of the force isn't explained at least in the movies. The only thing we know, is these midi-something-things allow various species to interface with it. It's certainly possible with machines, I don't see why it shouldn't be possible with different species if they share certain similarities in their central nervous system. And seeing as how most of them are humanoid, one can only assume that they share at least some genetic base in some unexplained manner.

    13. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by dunezone · · Score: 1

      - Star Wars uses laser weapons.

      They weren't laser weapons. The source of energy was concentrated gas that was fired from the weapon at high speeds that while burning looked like a laser.

    14. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Star Wars uses laser weapons. Any advanced space-race would never use laser weapons as they are readily re-mediated by the use of reflective materials. Star Trek uses Phasers (phased energy weapons), which at least sort of makes sense.

      No, they don't. Star Wars weapons use coherent packets of high energy particles projected at high velocity. Just watch the movies, do the blaster shots behave *at all* like lasers? Sure, they call the big guns 'turbolasers', but calling my car a 'Viper' doesn't mean it's a snake.

      - An entire planet existing as a city? This makes no sense from a material logistics point of view, at all. There is nothing like this in Star Trek.

      Just 1000 years ago people would have said the exact same thing about New York City. Technology has a big impact on what makes sense from a material logistics point of view.

      - Need I mention the force? Microscopic life forms (midichlorians) giving magical powers to people? It is an interesting plot device, but rooted in any kind of science? No.

      Midichlorians don't *give* people access to the Force. They survive more easily in people with access to the Force. Therefore a high concentration of midichlorians are a good indicator of ability to manipulate the Force. Repeat after me: "Correlation does not equal causation."

    15. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      When talking about the "FORCE" and where it comes from or that is exists...

      To quote DarthVader "I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

      I am pretty sure he would have force strangled George for that one.

    16. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      An entire planet existing as a city? This makes no sense from a material logistics point of view, at all. There is nothing like this in Star Trek.

      But original Trek and spin offs were all notorious for the Planet with only one City plot, and all those other related bits:

      The culture with higher tech than the federation, but only found on one planet. They have 'ion' power, but they don't actually use those spaceships to explore or colonise.
      The culture with higher tech that never left any traces on the place the Enterprise visited the week before, never built spaceships at all with that high tech, and never explored their neighborhood. They have invented TV, but have only one TV network.
      The planet where everyone comes from the same ethnic group, speaks the same language, and supports the same system of government, even though they are too low tech to keep a single planetwide system together . Their momma even dresses them all alike.
      The planet that's ALL desert, or ALL jungle, or ALL thrall training camps. (OK, that last one's pretty cool, but...).
      The ultrapowerful uberaliens millions of years more evolved than us, who:
          a. don't know of any of the other ultrapowerful uberaliens - though they claim to know just about everything.
          b. didn't explore and are confined to one planet.
          c. act surprised when the federation shows up.
          d. act more surprised when the federation demonstrates an advanced trait such as not blindly slaughtering everything they can shoot in the first five minutes. This is after they have probed the ship's data banks and studied federation history exaustively with their 'godlike' minds. "Sonaofagun, you people actually act like your records say you do - that's so different from the last thousand primitive races that have shown up here during our fifty million year history."
          e. promise to enforce peace between the federation and somebody else, but forget about it within a few episodes.
      The culture with routine time travel, that lets the federation borrow that tech and alter time as they choose, rather than going back and warping the federation's history.
       

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    17. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      - An entire planet existing as a city? This makes no sense from a material logistics point of view, at all. There is nothing like this in Star Trek.

      Coruscant was based on Trantor, the city-planet that was the capital of the old galactic empire in the Foundation series.

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    18. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by dwye · · Score: 1

      > An entire planet existing as a city? This makes no sense from a material
      > logistics point of view, at all. There is nothing like this in Star Trek.

      No, because Star Trek had abandoned economic reality, entirely. No money at all until ST:V and ST:DS9 (despite having Orion pirates). BTW, we only saw downtown Coruscant; maybe they had arcologies devoted to agriculture scattered around the rest of the planet, but nothing interesting happened there (farms ARE very boring places, after all, especially to Anakin's line).

      > Microscopic life forms (midichlorians) giving magical powers to people?

      Any more nonsensical that microscopic life forms (mitochondria) giving people the ability to use an extremely corrosive gas, so much that they require almost enough partial pressure of it that it could burn iron? And another microscopic life form (chloroplasts) had embedded itself in life from another kingdom, coincidentally making lots of that same corrosive gas as a byproduct of its major metabolic processes?

      Frankly, the idea that the pre-Empire had pinned down the Force to the extent that they had identified the organelles that let its users manipulate it, and that this knowledge might disappear within a generation of almost all the Force Users dying in a suicidal/genocidal war, seemed the only realistic thing in SW:TPM.

    19. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Dyson sphere I can accept, but someone surviving in a derelict ship's transporter buffer for 75 years? That's just ridiculous.

    20. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think we need to go into the whole mind-melding thing as a counterexample.

      These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.

      Can't we just accept that both are fantasy, and move on?

      Agreed.

    21. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      Borg Cube? Much bigger, it appears, than a death star.

    22. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Borg Cube? Much bigger, it appears, than a death star.

      What makes you say that?

    23. Re:WTF? Star Wars is totally nonsensical by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Borg Cube? Much bigger, it appears, than a death star.

      You are delusional.

      http://www.merzo.net/

      A Borg cube is on the -10x page. It is about the same size as a Federation space dock.

      Now look at the -100x page. That same space dock is about halfway down the page. Now finish scrolling down. The Death Star is huge. It plays with the big boys. If you look at the -2000x page, you can see it on the same playground as Phobos, Unicron, the Alpha Halo, and the Moon itself.

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  30. SF: only one impossibility per story by mangu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The difference doesn't exist. Science fiction is fantasy

    Absolutely wrong, at least for connoisseurs. "Hard" science fiction, or SF for short, is very different from fantasy.

    SF is a genre written with a "what if" question. Suppose *one* and only one thing that's impossible today were possible, what then? Examples of authors in this genre are Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arthur Clarke. There's very little true SF in movies and TV, it's too cerebral for visual consumption. A magazine that specializes in SF is Analog, published since 1930, when it was named "Astounding".

    Fantasy is a genre where anything goes. You could say that SF and, as a matter of fact, all fiction is a sub-genre of fantasy. Star Trek and Star Wars are fantasy but not true SF, they have too many impossible things to qualify as true Science Fiction.

    1. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by BobMcD · · Score: 0, Troll

      The problem with 'connoisseurs' is that they use arbitrary criteria. Some of these stem from measurable things, and some do not.

      Star Trek and Star Wars are fantasy but not true SF, they have too many impossible things to qualify as true Science Fiction.

      Have you ever seen a Rambo movie? It typically contains a great many impossible things. I'm not comfortable with classifying it as Science Fiction.

      too cerebral for visual consumption

      Do you read your books via braille, then? You could have gone a lot of different ways toward explaining why 'hard' SF doesn't do well on TV, but you went instead with 'visual'. Why?

    2. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by fandingo · · Score: 1

      While I mostly agree with your analysis, I have to put my two cents in.

      I think the defining characteristic of fantasy is a reactionary ideology. That is, "fantasy" has some status quo, which is good, peaceful, etc. Some evil emerges that wants to disrupt this harmony, and the entire struggle is basically to return to the status quo. I use the term "evil" because there's no better way to characterize the baddies. Every minion is complete evil and deserves to be washed from the earth/planet. My favorite part is that the good guys technically more closely resemble antagonists (they don't "change" and in fact oppose it); whereas, the bad guys are usually trying to overthrow some thousand year-old harmony, making them protagonists.

      Sci-fi is more difficult to characterize. There is certainly my definition of fantasy in many works; however, there are many other outcomes. Fantasy tends to ignore the complexities of real life, and glosses over any complaints that the enemy may have by painting them as completely evil monsters. Sci-fi tends to ignore many of the complexities by internalizing them in technology/"science," but actually presents them to the viewer, although usually in a sock/quirky-value sort of way. Fantasy breaks down if one side isn't evil and single-minded.

    3. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The way I've always liked to see it put is that hard SF is an attempt to write plausible fiction that uses scientific knowledge that is as accurate as it can be at the time of writing to extrapolate into the future of what could be.

      Fantasy doesn't let plausibility get in the way of telling a good story, and doesn't worry about explaining how stuff works, or worry about whether it even could.

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    4. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by Kilrah_il · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I always liked this definition: "SF is a story about things that might happen, but we wouldn't want them to happen. Fantasy is about things that we would like to happen, but can't possibly happen." It's not an exact definition, but I thinks it's pretty good.
      I don't remember who said it (Maybe Arthur C. Clarke?). If anyone remembers, please enlighten me. Thanks.

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    5. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To which the only appropriate response is an "astounding" "meh..."

    6. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The 'visual' is why skiffy (TV/Movie SciFi) fails as SF: if it's a cool special effect, it's probably bad science. The skiffy genre is all about special effects, and has only a distant relation to SF - skiffy is an excuse to put eye candy on the screen, not an exploration of how a particular technlogical advancement would affect society.

      Even when the source material is a Phillip K Dick book, the resulting movie always seems to push aside whatever cleverness made the source interesting in favor of eye candy. Of course, just about any such file makes more money than Dick did for all his books in his lifetime, so it makes good business sense. It's just a mistake to confuse skiffy with science fiction.

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    7. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by SlashDotDotDot · · Score: 1

      Star Trek and Star Wars are fantasy but not true SF, they have too many impossible things to qualify as true Science Fiction.

      Have you ever seen a Rambo movie? It typically contains a great many impossible things. I'm not comfortable with classifying it as Science Fiction.

      His definition would not classify Rambo as science fiction. He clearly emphasizes that in SF there is only one impossible thing (which seems a little arbitrary) and that the story focuses on what would happen if that thing were possible. His definition might classify Rambo as fantasy, but it isn't clear.

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    8. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to get past it to read the content of your post, but I'm stuck on this word 'skiffy'. You're going for a pejorative here, assuming that your readership would agree. I'm amused at the general arrogance of it...

      the resulting movie always seems to push aside whatever cleverness made the source interesting in favor of eye candy

      'Always' is too strong a word. Total Recall, for example, has scads of both cleverness and visual effects. It has a definite cheese factor, but still stands out as a good use of some entertainment time. It also defies the 'too many impossibilities' metric by virtue of possibly being a dream.

    9. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, I reversed the labels. Too bad I didn't notice. Further, too bad you didn't simply give me the benefit of the doubt and decided to rebut the point instead.

    10. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Star Wars is a Fantasy work because it has:
      An interesting theory of magic.
      An interesting theory of good and evil.
      An interesting theory of super-human proficcency with weapons.
      A young farm boy with a destiny.

      Star Trek is Science Fiction because it posits some new basic science and extrapolates their technological, social, political and military consequences.

    11. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can think of good, hard SF where the story ends up being about something that might happen, and by the end, we might want it to happen:
      Here's a short list for potential converts:

      The Novel length version of Greg Bear's Blood Music, (but not the short story, that's definitely a 'would NOT want it to happen')
      Arthur C. Clarke - Childhood's End, The City and the Stars, 2001 (if you ignore the sequels, as Clarke himself recommended)
      John Brunner - The Stone that Never Came Down
      Brainstorm (the Christopher Walken/Natalie Wood film, not the Jeff Hunter film)

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    12. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Spot on. What drives me insane is the bookstore owners who lump Sci-Fi and Fantasy together in the same section. I'm always on the lookout for an inspirational good Sci Fi story and find myself having to wade through all sorts of nonsense about wizards, dragons and trolls and goodness knows what. How can anyone possibly confuse the two genres? Okay, there might be a bit of occasional overlap, but there's no reason at all to put Lord of the Rings on a bookshelf between Foundation's Edge and Rendezvous With Rama.

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    13. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yup, it was him. I remember him saying that or something very similar on TV once.

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    14. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by hazem · · Score: 1

      Suppose *one* and only one thing that's impossible today were possible

      I'm not sure that's a good criteria. You cite Asimov, but so many of his stories feature both intelligent humaniform robots, faster-than-light travel, and colonization in space. All are impossible today but I don't think you can disqualify his work as science fiction.

    15. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by lgw · · Score: 1

      I think Harlan Ellison came up with the "skiffy" perjorative. I've always liked it - it's what the SyFy network should have chosen instead.

      In the original WCRIFYW story, you were left guessing whether the whole Mars thing was real or an implanted memory. That "Usual Suspects" style mindfuck at the end was the entire point, really. In the movie that was completely missed.

      IMO the only Dick-inspired movie that delivered on the central theme of the book was The Minority Report: that still missed much of the actual content of the story, but the social implications of convicting someone "pre-crime" were more thought-provoking than yet another analysis of "time travel vs free will". And even so, the movie was still mostly eye candy unrelated to the story.

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    16. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I think the defining characteristic of fantasy is a reactionary ideology. That is, "fantasy" has some status quo, which is good, peaceful, etc. Some evil emerges that wants to disrupt this harmony, and the entire struggle is basically to return to the status quo. I use the term "evil" because there's no better way to characterize the baddies. Every minion is complete evil and deserves to be washed from the earth/planet. My favorite part is that the good guys technically more closely resemble antagonists (they don't "change" and in fact oppose it); whereas, the bad guys are usually trying to overthrow some thousand year-old harmony, making them protagonists.

      I think you have missed out on some pretty good fantasy, or maybe misclassed some.

      Look at a lot of the 'epic' fantasy stories -- the entire premise of a lot of them is that the protagonists are going to change the world.

      Fantasy breaks down if one side isn't evil and single-minded.

      Oh, I don't know about that. George R. R. Martin fans would likely disagree with you on that one. So would L. E. Modesitt fans (to be fair, one side is evil and single-minded in his books, just that which side it is varies between series).

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    17. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it's for people who want an exception to there precious Fictional stories to seem 'more important' then others. Nothing more.

      Name 1 book that is very different from fantasy? 1 story that would couldn't replace the fiction science with a fictional magic device.

        Isaac Asimov
      AI in rogot can easily be replaced by golems from fantasy.

        Robert Heinlein
      A immortal man? an AI, a talking car? Really? can't be replaced with magic?
      Clones can be doplgangers.

      and Arthur Clarke.

      HAL could also be a Genie in a bottle,.

      Just listing the Big Three does not an argument make. An dyes I have read most, if not all, of their works

      "Fantasy is a genre where anything goes"
      No, it's not. Like all stories it provides bounds and context. any story where 'anything goes' is crap.
      The ONLY difference is how far removed it is from current understanding and technology.

      IT's ALL still fiction.

      " too cerebral for visual consumption.
      and ther is it. NMY stuff is too smart for the unwashed masses. Hurumph. I should start to cal it the Hurumph fallacy. or maybe the "Petomane fallacy"

      I am familiar with Analog. I was a long time subscriber, plus I had boxes of me grandfathers copies. I read a lot of them.

      Fantasy is a sub genre of fiction.

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    18. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "doesn't worry about explaining how stuff works, or worry about whether it even coul"

      Show me where the explain how HAL works? show me where it's proven I is possible? How about monolithic black rectiangles to tell people stuff?

      It's just seems closer to happening then others. Not that it is, it's just an illusion.

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    19. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Wizard - Technically advanced
      Dragons - Sentient aliens
      Trolls - Aliens.

      Hmm.

      "Foundation's Edge and Rendezvous With Rama."

      Explain to me why LotR is more or less fantastic then Foundations edge?

      If the ring was a sentient super computer that used nano technology to manipulate it's user would it be ok to be their?

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    20. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Basically he is saying they only have one magical device to explore. However, none that I can think of off the top of my head only has one.

      If I drop a magic carpet from a genie in front of someone yesterday, then it's fantasy. But if I drop a unexplainable device from the Genore of Alpha Centaurus tommorow, suddenly it's hard Science Fiction.

      Of course, what happens to that 'Hard Science Fiction' when the data it supposedly happen comes and goes? is it now fantasy?

      *AKA: magic

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    21. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by mangu · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, let's say "for sufficiently large values of one".

      There are instances of stories where the author needs to have a few more impossibilities in order to build a story. For example, in the Foundation series, the Galactic Empire would be impossible without faster than light travel, yet FTL is not the focus of the story.

      So, yes, there may be a need for a second or third impossibility as an accessory to the main theme of the story. But SF still remains as a theme where the story revolves around a "what if" question.

      In the case I cited above the question was "what if there existed a mathematical method to analyze human behavior such that you could predict how a large number of people would act but not what any individual would do under some circumstances". In order to have a large enough number of people, Asimov postulated a galactic empire with millions of planets and trillions of citizens, for which faster than light travel was a necessity.

      This is different from a story like Star Wars, where the main theme is the existence of a mythical "force" that gives superhuman powers to the people who have it. Controlling the "force" a Jedi seems to be able to do anything, if he has enough faith. The impossibilities are unlimited.

    22. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Interesting

      HAL isn't a good example of hard sci fi. Nor is the monolith for that matter. HAL was conceivable, not proven, but seemed plausible given what we knew at the time. You're right, though, Clarke and Kubrick didn't bother explaining in detail how HAl's AI was possible. The monolith was truly beyond comprehension, and is pure fantasy.

      The depiction of weightlessness and motion in space, the silence in vacuum, and other aspects of 2001 are good examples of hard sci fi. Those were done to be as scientifically accurate as could be given our excellent understanding of newtonian physics.

      In conclusion, I guess a story doesn't have to be all or nothing.

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    23. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      What? Wizards use technology rather than some supernatural abilities?

      And no, the ring was never sold as a sentient supercomputer, it was portrayed as simply magical.

      Sorry, but if you can't tell the difference between magic and plausible future science then there's no hope for you. ~

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    24. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      Well, I look at this definition as a rule-of-thumb. Of course it's not all-encompasing. Some of Larry Niven's stories (my favorite hard SF writer) are of the "Wouldn't it be cool if this happened?" type, but I think most stories fit the definition pretty well.

      Offtopic: If you like SF and haven't read Niven yet, you are missing a great writer. Start with the classical "Ringworld", "The Mote in God's Eye" (w/ Jerry Pournelle) and the lesser known "Destiny's Road".

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    25. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      Another definition I read is "Science Fiction is when you read something and say 'This is Science Fiction!'". Less well-definied, but still good :)

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    26. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      I don't think arguing endlessly over common usage is really helpful. I've never seen a definition that you couldn't punch holes through. People get the biggest impression from images. That's why when they see robots and planets on the cover they think "Sci-Fi shit" and when they see dungeons and dragons it's "fantasy shit".
      Maybe we should all embrace this simple usage and use more descriptive terms when we want to be more specific.
      Your defintion certainly excludes the majority of works traditionally considered Sci-Fi, but if you define "Hard SF" as a sub-category of science fiction you can distinguish it from thematically similar works.

    27. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by kanto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Rod Serling has been attributed with the quote "fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science Fiction is the improbable made possible."

    28. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by thesandtiger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the books the Monolith is just a very, very powerful computer + manipulator/nanotech created by a very, very advanced civilization. I think in the book 3001 they get into that quite a bit, as humanity had advanced to a point where they could begin to understand it. As the author himself said, any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic - the monolith is a perfect example.

      I don't know that HAL *needs* an explanation - it's a computer, an artificial intelligence, and that was something that people kind of got at the time: computers were seen as artificial brains, HAL was a big brain, albeit neurotic as hell thanks to bad programming. In any case, "explaining" HAL is as necessary as people "explaining" the cold sleep or the drive on the ship - it's a kind of logical (albeit extremely optimistic) extrapolation of tech we have in front of us.

      Personally, the only book in the series that stretched my credulity to the breaking point was the ludicrous 2100 (I think that was the year) - why would people 90 years from now still care about *diamonds* as if they were valuable, when today we're able to make diamonds industrially and cheaply, and certainly could make artificial gemstone quality diamonds given more effort in a few years. Seriously, it would be as if someone in 1900 wrote a story about people in the year 2000 finding a cache of buggy whips or something.

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    29. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Fantasy is a genre where anything goes. You could say that SF and, as a matter of fact, all fiction is a sub-genre of fantasy. Star Trek and Star Wars are fantasy but not true SF, they have too many impossible things to qualify as true Science Fiction.

      Not true. I loathe most "serious" fantasy but the "anything goes" argument is absolutely fallacious. I would empathize with you about it being boring, but not this. I was once like you in holding to this sort of genre chauvinism, even the part about hard vs soft SF (I mean that kindly and I'm dead serious about that). Please (for the sake of your reading enjoyment), give this a read - just a few short pages (20-25) from "How to write science fiction & fantasy" By Orson Scott Card.

      The following criticism is not so kindly. My apologies :)

      SF is a genre written with a "what if" question. Suppose *one* and only one thing that's impossible today were possible, what then?

      "One and only one thing"? Are you just making this up as you go along? :p Sheesh ...

    30. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      if it's a cool special effect, it's probably bad science.

      I agree with your put-down of SyFy, but the above statement is baffling. Why the hell does it have to be one or the other? I want a good plot, several "wtf?" moments (a la Asimov, or even the Matrix to name a diverse few :p) AND (AND!AND!AND!) good special effects. The combination does exist and is less rare that people make it out to be. Also, as I progressed through more and more physics classes, I found greater numbers of "hard-SF" icons fall towards the "soft-SF" side, so the "bad science" criterion is really just a matter of relative knowledge levels. All I can reasonably ask for anymore is that the most obvious scientific principles not be violated and I can get on board with it.

    31. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Why not? Reversing your labels would imply that you're not comfortable with classifying Rambo as Fantasy, but there seems to be nothing wrong with that a priori.

    32. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      I think the defining characteristic of fantasy is a reactionary ideology. That is, "fantasy" has some status quo, which is good, peaceful, etc. Some evil emerges that wants to disrupt this harmony, and the entire struggle is basically to return to the status quo. I use the term "evil" because there's no better way to characterize the baddies. Every minion is complete evil and deserves to be washed from the earth/planet. My favorite part is that the good guys technically more closely resemble antagonists (they don't "change" and in fact oppose it); whereas, the bad guys are usually trying to overthrow some thousand year-old harmony, making them protagonists.

      Sounds like a synopsis of a particular book rather than a characterization of an entire genre :p.

    33. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      There was a sequel to Childhood's end???? o.O GIMME!!! Though I fully agree with the City and the Stars thing (or as I read it - "Against the fall of night"). Beautiful story, wistful flowing into freewheeling, enthusiastic. "Beyond the fall of night" was a farking joke (with its very own Ewok mascot :p). 2010 on the other hand, was more interesting for me than 2001 (and exactly the other way for the movies - the guy from Jaws is annoying).

    34. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by sqkybeaver · · Score: 0

      perfect point, both are fiction but in different ways, i think there was a study where star trek fans on average scored higher on standardized IQ tests than star wars fans,

    35. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      I would have agreed with you two days ago, but then I stumbled across this piece of work by Orson Scott Card. Please check it out - you might think differently (just the "boundary 5" section from pages 20-25). Mind you, regardless of my change of heart over the principle, I fully agree with you about the practical matter of having to wade through the Fantasy stuff to get to my beloved SF ;-)

    36. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1
      Seems to me the major difference between the two points of view is the spectator's assumed level of knowledge. By spectator, I mean the imaginary person through whose eyes you're viewing the book's world. For instance, I would love to see LOTR re-written from the point of view of a savvy spectator who actually understood the details of the science behind all the magic :).

      If the ring was a sentient super computer that used nano technology to manipulate it's user would it be ok to be their?

      Again, a matter of opinion (so I actually agree with you in principle). Those who prefer more rigorous explanations go for SF, those who prefer less go for Fantasy. Here on /. you're bound to find more of the former (I for one don't assign any value judgments to this particular preference since we're talking about ENTERTAINMENT - where the whims of the ah... entertainee [sic] ought to be the only damn thing that matters). Of course, I would hope that this preference wouldn't carry over into the real world but as far as the type of fiction you read, it's a purely arbitrary preference.

    37. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      As I explained in response to the same post, it is extremely easy to take SF (/fantasy) and write it as fantasy (/SF). That's all GP was going for - you took him too literally (unless I totally misinterpreted either of you :)).

    38. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that it's protected by a grandfather clause =) mostly because it would be a giant PITA to change genres every few years. Dunno if the person who wrote this was just being facetious to shut me up :p

    39. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Excellent. Wish I hadn't spent all my mod points. I just wasted my entire evening explaining this at 6 different places on this page =)

    40. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      Hard Science Fiction is a pretentious myth; it always rests on one thing: the assumption of its day.
      Not only do all the authors you mention have stories where part of the future leaves the realm of known science to an extent that is sometimes as bad as Trek's, but where they stuck to what was known in that day, they end up looking incredibly outdated, with Asimov's multiple tons micros and Clarke's typewriting space-goers.

    41. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1

      I've heard the term "science fantasy" used to describe the middle ground between hard SF and pure fantasy occupied by the likes of Star Trek and Star Wars, where the trappings of "advanced technology" are in fact only superficially "technological" and at their core are pure fantasy (in the literal, not literary, sense).

      So...

      * Science Fiction: This stuff could, theoretically, actually happen based on what we know.
      * Science Fantasy: This looks like it could actually happen, but not really. May superficially resemble Hard SF but really isn't.
      * Pure Fantasy: It's magic. Deal with it. The fantastical elements don't even pretend to be technological in origin.

      Can't speak for the rest of you, but that seems a good break-down to me.

    42. Re:SF: only one impossibility per story by benhattman · · Score: 1

      No, it's for people who want an exception to there precious Fictional stories to seem 'more important' then others. Nothing more.

      Bzzzzt, wrong. I think it's for people who want to exercise their brain on imagining a world that might actually be. The additional constraints of SF don't mean it's better, but they do mean there's an additional (nontrivial) effort required to fit the genre. In a way, it's not so different than preferring poems that follow iambic pentameter over free-form poems.

      Also, your "Name 1 book that is very different from fantasy" challenge is pure fluff. I can't believe you were moderated up for it. Allow me to employ the same logic fallacy.

      You think the real world is better or more real than fantasy? Then, name one feature of real life that is very different from fantasy?

      Cars could just be replaced with magic carpets.
      Google isn't so different from divining spirits.
      Fruit trees are basically the same as magical bushes that produce berries when surrounded by enough love.

      Ergo, the real world is no different than fiction.

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      RE - to why SF often doesn't make mass appeal, I believe it's a combination of two things. 1) People like to watch movies that emphasize characters, humor, or explosions. Most 'real' SF emphasizes the science instead. 2) Real SF needs to reference science with ramifications outside what most people are familiar with (otherwise it wouldn't be fiction at all). The group of people who can understand the science involved well enough to enjoy a given story is obviously a smaller subsection of the population than those who can appreciate a "good fights evil" kind of story (like Star Wars).

  31. 6 movies + one cartoon vs 5 weekly shows by rednip · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There are a whole lot more plot lines which need to be quickly developed for episodic TV, it's no wonder that writer of the week had played fast and loose with physics. Sure, The Clone Wars is 'weekly', but it's plot lines are stretched a half an hour at a time across several weeks. Also the Star Wars saga is more of a war set in space than a twisty science fiction story.

    Personally, I see it as an apples and oranges thing. You'd be more accurate comparing Star Trek with Dr. Who and Star Wars with Star Ship Troopers (but I wouldn't even want those flame wars!)

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    1. Re:6 movies + one cartoon vs 5 weekly shows by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Though one thing I think the "NEW" star wars got right was the Trading Guild... sorta.

      Only that in interstellar war, what gets you I think are the logistics. Distances are great, etc... Now if you made self replicating robots killers, well then you might have something. (Of course the ones in SW were not self replicating, but whatever)

      Of course then they become self aware, and take over everything and make Brian Herbert write books etc...

  32. Star Wars is past fantasy, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    not science fiction.

  33. Need to Mod Articles by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

    Can we mod the article as flamebait?

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    1. Re:Need to Mod Articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^ This

    2. Re:Need to Mod Articles by lgw · · Score: 4, Informative

      Star Wars is adolescent nonsense, ... Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano, and the greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!

      - Harlan Ellison

      But of course I agree.

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    3. Re:Need to Mod Articles by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      I liked ST:TNG the one (and only) time I watched it. I also liked SW (but that I watched several times). However, I still agree with you and Harlan about the greatness of Doctor Who (while disagreeing about the lack of it in ST and SW =)).

      In fact (minus the religious woo-woo in SW), the pace of action in the original trilogy reminds me very much of the Doctor's Travels* (not in all respects obviously - just the whole "fly around having awesome adventures"). Every time I watch Doctor Who now, I feel like my love of SF has been rekindled and lose the weight of years of gritty SF that did nothing but kill my sense of wonder.

      One thing that SW taught me as a child - religious leaders are like the jedi if the Jedi/Sith had no access to the Force**. Would the galactic populace have bought their new-age crap without the "miracles" (read: Force powers) to go with it? Religious leaders therefore are really no different from "real-life Jedi knights" at comicon. As you might conclude - this was a life-changing insight and I owe it all to SW =)

      _____
      *yes, uppercase "T" =D

      ** irrespective of the question of the actual existence of the Force. To clarify, religion is all well and good (though it baffles me why people still need it). The deification of people is what makes me puke (and what, thanks to SW, I was cured of at an early age).

    4. Re:Need to Mod Articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,

      I'd like to thank you, first, for wasting half an hour of my life. I read your post, and, being a fair-minded person, thought it was a fluke and so went through your posting history.

      It wasn't a fluke: You really are stupid, and most of your posts here have been not only a waste of storage, but also a waste of the bandwidth used to transmit them to a defenseless and unsuspecting readership.

      I implore you, please go back to Digg, or Reddit, or whatever other unholy site from whence you were spawned, and leave us poor nerds alone?

    5. Re:Need to Mod Articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After watching City of the Edge of Forever, I'm forced to agree with the esteemed Mr. Ellison.

    6. Re:Need to Mod Articles by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      Modern sci-fi viewers who watch the original Star Trek series often wonder why it was so popular, when it's so bad. The answer, of course, is that sci-fi was different back then. It wasn't up to modern standards, not even close. Back then, sci-fi was an ultra-low-budget fringe genre, producing lame B-movies. It frequently got mixed up with horror, too, e.g., in movies like The Crawling Hand.

      If you really want to understand why Star Trek became the popular phenomenon that it did, you have to realize that, up until that time, prior to the introduction of Star Trek, the best science-fiction television series had been Doctor Who -- a show about a middle-aged man and two teenagers who travel back through time in a phone booth to visit cavemen and try unsuccessfully to enlighten them to be less violent; I only ever saw one or two episodes, so I may be missing some of the finer points, but trust me the show was at least twice as bad as I've made it sound. Nonetheless, before Star Trek, there was nothing better. When you understand that, then you'll know why Star Trek became so popular, even though TOS was so bad. It was nowhere near as bad as the hopeless drivel that passed for sci-fi television until then.

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  34. Slasshdot by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    *sigh* I was just kidding around. I'm on Phil's site every day. It's a fucking "science of Star Wars" topic not a the final round of talks to avert World War III. Cheer up. It's nearly, um, Christmas, or something. Or don't.

  35. TV episodes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Star Trek tried making the bad science part of the plotline which was idiotic. Making up a particle that causes some problem, then making up another particle that fixes the problem caused by the first fake particle is beyond stupid. You don't gain anything from it.

    That's the nature of television. You have to make two dozen episodes a year; eventually, you run out of ideas. There's probably a thousand distinct Star Trek plots out there when you add up all the episodes of all the series and movies. Some of them are decent; some of them are just filling the network's quota.

    George Lucas only ever had to come up with six coherent plots.

    1. Re:TV episodes by meloneg · · Score: 1

      Back before kids, when TNG was on every day right after work, my wife and I decided that ST:TNG only had seven plots. They just kept re-using them. Hmm. Let's see how many I can remember...

                  1. Time loop/paradox
                  2. Established character has a complete personality change
                  3. Misunderstanding with newly-encountered species

      That's all I can come up with now. We really should have written that list down.

      But to be fair, not every episode was a standard-plot. Just 90+%.

      When Voyager started and something like 3 out of the first 5 episodes were Standard Plot #1, I gave up right then.

    2. Re:TV episodes by lgw · · Score: 1

      television. You have to make two dozen episodes a year; eventually, you run out of ideas.

      Actually, that wasn't the problem There were plenty of good writers pitching plenty of good ideas to Brannon Braga et al, but they simply weren't looking for SF ideas. They thought they were offering deep character insignts and interesting character interplay when they made the N+1th "holodeck episode" or "particle of the week".

      The Force was different, it was the "particle of the weak". The confusion is understandable.

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  36. Scientific Accuracy in space movies by gmuslera · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Star Wars < Star Trek <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 2001

  37. Missing the point by TechkNighT_1337 · · Score: 1

    For my two cents. For realism copy nature! Planetary nebulae are good exemples off eject material, you see, they could make the ring centric to the observer, like a bubble, because in the border off the bubble, more material absorv more light. it would be much more natural and in commom sense. Nature is the best teacher.

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  38. No-ne knows by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    the internal composition of the death star. For all we know the whole thing is two vertical hemispheres joined together by cheez wiz. The maintenance trench might have little to do with the geometry of an explosion. The same goes for moons around alien planets that have been mined around their equators for minerals found only there that apparently despite other advances in science, can only be dug out of the ground and not made in a lab.

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  39. And in other news... by northernfrights · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please? Anything??

  40. Stargate by DogAlmity · · Score: 1

    Huh, I always the ring was a knock-off from the end of Stargate. (movie, not series)

  41. Considering both used sound effects in space by northernfrights · · Score: 1

    This argument seems totally pointless.

    1. Re:Considering both used sound effects in space by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      I liked how the new Star Trek handled that. One scene showed a furious, noisy battle going on. The camera then followed a crew person out a hull breach into absolute silence. Seemed to indicate the sounds are generated by the ship's computer to give the crew an indication of what's going on outside.

    2. Re:Considering both used sound effects in space by mjwx · · Score: 1

      This argument seems totally pointless.

      It is theoretically possible to have sound in space, sound needs a medium to travel through but as long as there is oxygen in a ship that explodes there can be sound.

      Of all the scientific impossibilities in SW and ST this is not the best example.

      Further more, Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, 2001 and so forth are entertainment. That requires a wee suspension of disbelief. The same is true of soaps, I cant believe an entire neighbourhood can be comprised entirely of attractive people and that so many dramas can exist between them.

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  42. Better question by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    There would be no fight. Han Solo wasn't the sort to play fair if it meant he wouldn't win. Also, there is no moral or financial incentive to shooting up the federation.

    The better question is who would win in a fight, Han Solo or Malcolm Reynolds...

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    1. Re:Better question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Malcolm Reynolds, because he was all around in more of an asshole and I loved him for it...

  43. city-planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - An entire planet existing as a city? This makes no sense from a material logistics point of view, at all. There is nothing like this in Star Trek.

    Wasn't the Borg cube-thing basically exactly this? (too small? The unicomplex better?)

  44. Blasters aren't lasers. by gknoy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Star wars blasters are actually (I can't believe I said that) bolts of superheated plasma, not lasers. The plasma is what does the damage, not the laser. That's why they call them "blasters" and not "lasers", as well as why they have visible flight time instead of being nigh-instantaneous. (It doesn't explain why one side's ships have orange bolts and the other side has green, though. That never made sense to me.) More details at [ http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Blaster ].

    Similarly, a lightsaber is described as a blade of plasma, held in place by a projected energy field. It's not a laser either. ( per [ http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber ] )

    1. Re:Blasters aren't lasers. by meloneg · · Score: 1

      (It doesn't explain why one side's ships have orange bolts and the other side has green, though. That never made sense to me.)

      Hmm. Just conjecturing here. Different mineral composition of the "ammo" due to different planets supplying it.

  45. What all this ignores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is that Star Wars is a gigantic steaming pile of shit.

  46. Accurate science? In a skiffy movie? by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    Eh. Picking nits in the "accuracy" of almost any media sigh-fie is pointless. The writers are Hollywood media types, generally not people with any knowledge of science to speak of. The directors and special effects people aren't any better. Star Trek generally made some attempt at plausibility, though it falls way short most of the time. (Red Matter? Please! Cuisinart of Doom? Give me a break!) Star Wars, on the other hand... as fun a ride as the IV - VI were, when it comes to scientific accuracy, you might as well discuss the scientific accuracy of Harry Potter.

    Star Trek often hires science advisers, but they mostly ignore them. I don't think Star Wars has ever bothered.

    The people doing Futurama do have a grasp of physics, but accuracy isn't their aim. They do have some fun physics "inside jokes" from time to time.

    GATTACA did a pretty decent job. For all its "Woodsy Owl/Fern Gully" stuff, "Avatar" wasn't too bad, though the magnetic fields necessary to levitate those superconducting mountains were flatly ridiculous.

    I'd love to see a good SF movie which hired a staff of good science advisers, armed with assault rifles and a license to kill.

  47. Feh... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    ...all of this pales next to Dune.

    The first. Not the second.

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  48. 3 trenches actually by jewishbaconzombies · · Score: 1

    Should have made 3 rings if you're going to play along with this cockamamie logic stream.

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Star

    "Halfway between the equator and each pole were two supplementary trenches."

  49. Seriously? by cpotoso · · Score: 1
    This must be one of the most pathetic topics started in /.

    Where are the editors/moderators???

    Now on a more "serious" tone... Scientific accuracy in SW? Like:

    Jet engines with intakes (so that they can suck what? neutrinos?)

    X-fighters banking on curves (I guess their x-wings generate some lift in the vacuum of space)

    Things in orbit that start falling to on side and people inside them start falling too (yahoo!!!)

    Screaming jets as they fly by in space (if only they had seen the movie 2001...)

    1. Re:Seriously? by Misagon · · Score: 1

      Jet engines with intakes (so that they can suck what? neutrinos?)

      The air intakes are for atmospheric flight. Flying in atmosphere/gravity requires more energy than in space. If there is free fuel (air) around your space plane, then it makes sense to use it when you can.

      X-fighters banking on curves (I guess their x-wings generate some lift in the vacuum of space)

      X-wings could generate "lift" in space if their "repulsors" are switched on. The repulsors generate lift when near a large object with large mass, such as a planet. It also allows them to lift off straight up. The Death Star has a not so inconsiderable mass and it would therefore make sense that the repulsors be switched on during the trench run. You could also ponder on the probability that most of the pilots could be more used to flying in atmosphere than in deep space, and that they therefore may tend to do the same maneuvers in space.

      Things in orbit that start falling to on side and people inside them start falling too (yahoo!!!)

      If your artificial gravity generator can not anticipate the rocking, then it can not compensate for it. This happens in Star Trek too.

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  50. Read the last sentence of the article by Moskit · · Score: 1

    Apparently submitter did not read the article to the very end:

    "Sadly, upon closer inspection, we see that ILM blew this rare opportunity for scientific realism in the Star Wars universe"

  51. wtb by Carebears · · Score: 1

    more nerd fest.

  52. Star Wars Contribution to Scientific Plausibility by stephencrane · · Score: 1

    In Space...Everyone can Hear you Whoooosh.

  53. This is like asking by fwarren · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is more scientifically accurate? Superman or Spider-man? They are both so wide of the mark it is not even worth noting the difference.

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    1. Re:This is like asking by humblecoder · · Score: 1

      Who is more scientifically accurate, Joan Rivers or Dick Clark?

    2. Re:This is like asking by Miseph · · Score: 1

      Dick Clark is just old, Joan Rivers is Science Fiction.

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    3. Re:This is like asking by benhattman · · Score: 1

      Spider-man.

  54. lol by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    the idea that Star Wars is in any way scientifically accurate is just plain silly. Star Trek isn't perfect but at least they had physicists on set to help them stay marginally accurate... or at least use words that were remotely related to the subject they were talking about. Star Wars = SciFi Star Treck = Hard SciFi (ok, well not totally but a lot more so than Star Wars)

  55. More accurate maybe but not better! by Murdoch5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Star Trek will forever and always be better then Star Wars!!!

  56. May the Schwartz be with you! by Neutral_Observer · · Score: 0

    Don't mess with the Dark Helmet!

  57. All I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shaka, when the walls fell.

  58. And the winner is... by neo-mkrey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Babylon 5. Far more accurate with science than Trek or Wars. Also, they had JPL engineers on staff to give thumbs up/down to spacecraft design and maneuverability. Also had a 5 year story arc planned out, not make things up as you go along.

    1. Re:And the winner is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes because engineers from the 1990's will know how ships in the 2250's look like and operate. Just like people in 1700's new exactly how modern day ships would look like and maneuver.

    2. Re:And the winner is... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Babylon 5. Far more accurate with science than Trek or Wars. Also, they had JPL engineers on staff to give thumbs up/down to spacecraft design and maneuverability.

      Also Londo alone was a better character then all of Star Trek and Star Wars combined.

      After Londo the characters became very two dimensional, some good, some bad.

      Also had a 5 year story arc planned out, not make things up as you go along.

      It's a shame that Warner made them squeeze all of Season 4 and 5 into season 5. Also a shame season 5 never happened.

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  59. Re:How many even understand what he's talking abou by truthsearch · · Score: 1

    Please hand over your geek card on the way out. Thanks.

  60. Are you sure? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    They're powered by quantum entangle dark matter nano flux..

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  61. Re:Accurate science? In a skiffy movie? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    Harry Potter - Death is permanent, even for major good guys.
    Star Trek III - Spock comes back.

    For all these shows, you can reasonably debate whether a given point has scientific accuracy, whether it is 'realistic', or is 'rational' or even internally consistent. Try to average the conclusions on all those points and give the whole series a single rating, and you have left the realm where reason applies.

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  62. Parsecs by WebManWalking · · Score: 1

    In the interests of scientific accuracy, a ship that can travel faster than light will also travel backwards in time. On the other side of the speed of light, it requires more energy to decelerate and less to accelerate, and an object at rest travels with infinite speed. Therefore, it makes little sense to compare the speeds of ships that can travel faster than light.

    The problem of faster-than-light travel is navigation. You can't have any interaction with below-light-speed matter, so where the heck are you??? A more meaningful comparison would be accuracy as to where you end up after decelerating back below the speed of light. That is, distance from an intended target location is a much more meaningful measure of faster-than-light ships than speed.

    Yes, yes, I know, there will be those who say that mistakes are intentional and that the movie was not intentionally correct, but these are not the Freuds you're looking for.

  63. EPIC FAIL for those participating by DontScotty · · Score: 1

    EPIC FAIL for those participating in a S. Trek better than S. Wars debate.

    Especially on the Internet.

    Especially on Slashdot.org.

    Those who have failed, please take a toaster upstairs to your mother's portion of the house, bypass the GFI protection on the circuit, measure out a correct length of electrical wiring - and take a bath.

    Instructions can be found via http://www.tinyurl.com/slashdoters .

    Please proceed immediately, least you somehow fall into the genetic gene pool and continue this.

    (same goes for mac vs pc holy warriors as well)

  64. I'm personally letting both movies off the hook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both the Star Wars and Star Trek movie franchises are fantasy. It's great that Lucas (maybe) tried to interject a little realistic physics into his remake, but with all the other unexplained 'science' in both franchises, it really doesn't matter. Pretty much anything goes in both of these galaxies.

    As someone mentioned earlier, true science fiction changes maybe one (or sometimes a little more) thing, then (if you've accepted the plausibility of that one change) the movie will try to tell a believable story using accurate existing science. The movie Blade Runner, for instance, as much as I wished it had been, was not Science Fiction. Even though it was set in the future (2014), there was a long list of astounding scientific advances the viewer had to accept in addition to the main premise that an android could become self-aware and, in some cases, not even know that it is an android (I mean c'mom, imagine the science needed to produce utterly accurate bodily functions. Or did androids just think they had amazingly efficient digestive tracts?

    An example of a true science fiction movie is 'The Island' by Michael Bay released in 2005, the one premise that the audience had to accept was that human cloning was acceptable (not a stretch at all) and that the maturation of the clone could be accelerated and then slowed when it reached an optimum condition for organ donation. This movie is also set in the future, but the rest of the 'science' is not at all implausible and is used mostly to remind the viewer that it is the future.

  65. Let Us Control the Alternate Versions by WebManWalking · · Score: 1

    With DVD and Blu-ray disks, it's possible to seamlessly stitch together the viewer's choice of scenes, viewing angles and soundtracks. The modern classic film Sex Drive comes to mind.

    LucasFilm should offer original versions, Lucas versions, original versions with extra scenes but not changed scenes, etc, all on the same disks. I'm holding out for special nerd-pron edition with checkboxes and radio buttons to precisely tailor the experience.

  66. How would an explosion actually behave in space? by w0mprat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sci-fi obviously gets this wrong, with billowing clouds of burning petroleum shot on earth composited over CG or scale models, it's almost completely wrong on every level.

    I'd love to see space battles done realistically some day. But here are some points.

    Gas, debri, behaves differently and quite counterintuitive in a vacuum. Everything in space follows a parabolic/freefall trajectory, and unless it has anything to hit, it'll continue follow that vector. Gases and liquid much the same. Any explosion or rapid venting would see gas streaming out into space fast.

    The closest example I can find is the rocket exhaust from a russian missle test that spiralled out of control over norway. http://paradoxoff.com/files/2009/12/norway-sky-spiral-phenomena-1.jpg
    This gives you some idea of the odd way things behave in a vacuum. Rocket exhaust has a velocity of many km/s.

    As for explosions, only ionized glowing gas would be visible, or ice particles reflecting light, as well as any debri.

    In earths atmosphere explosives generate a shockwave traveling at many kilometres per second. In a vacuum this is relatively unimpeded, so would be faster.

    Yet in a vacuum shockwaves from gas alone would be relatively benign after a short distance. There is no overpressure/underpressure effect the same as in an atmosphere. If anything the shockwave from explosives nearby would give a vessel a sideways shove with rather even pressure exerted by high velocity gas impacting the hull.

    However in space, any debri or shrapnel is extra deadly.

    Consider that Project Orion was intending to use nuclear warheads detonated behind a vessel to propell it along. They were talking about distances of 100 metres, which with a mutli-kiloton bomb would only ablate a thin layer of steel off the pusher plate with each pulse.

    So a nuke could go off pretty close to the hull of a vessel and do little more than give it a nudge and a does of EM and gamma radiation - if enough nudge it might splatter the canned primates against the inside of the ship and cause some structural damage.

    Considering lasers are defeated by a reflective surface it seems to me the only plausible space weapon is projectiles. A high velocity delta would mean putting your packed lunch out a airlock at a 8km/s differnce would give it it's own weight in TNT and put a hole through a foot of steel.

    Thankfully Battlestar Galactica reboot got this right - they ditched lasers for more realistic old fashioned projectile rounds.

    A smaller projectile accelerated to relativistic speeds would be almost impossible to dodge for anything large and slow moving. If you could detect it at tens of thousands of kilometres away you'd have only a split second to move your vessel.

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  67. Greedo shot first? by lullabud · · Score: 1

    Honestly, this is the first I'd heard about that change. I'm not Star Wars zealot, but I definitely think that is a ridiculous change. You're totally right about it being a bigger deal because it changes the character. I haven't even seen the movie in like 15 years and that bugs me.

  68. Who gives a flip by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    BOTH are fictitious shows. I use to love watching the alt.starwars or alt.startrek news groups before at&t canned them. You would see arguments going on over how the phaser works, how a warp drive works, could a wookie actually fly a space ship and other such stupidity. You can probably guess that these people sit alone, virgins, in the basements of houses all over the world, and their only outlet in life is going to a star trek or star wars convention to see some old has been actor. The funniest movie ever made was the pun of star trek/wars movies "Galaxy Quest". You can spot these geeks miles away, wearing pointed ears, black glasses with tape over the middle. It's a FLIPPING MOVIE, get over it.

  69. Meanwhile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Firefly, there's no goddamn sound in space. There's also no "warp speed," nor a full-blown AI (although I'm not sure about Star Trek on that one...)

    1. Re:Meanwhile... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      In Firefly, there's no goddamn sound in space. There's also no "warp speed," nor a full-blown AI (although I'm not sure about Star Trek on that one...)

      Indeed. It's just a Western... IN SPACE!

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  70. Every body knows... by cniebla · · Score: 1

    Star Wars fans get the prettier girls! Ok, I stand corrected: Star Wars fans get GIRLS!

  71. American Graffiti was a pretty good movie. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Sense then his work has sucked big wet donkey balls.

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  72. "Blaster", not laser by metrometro · · Score: 1

    Per the role playing game tech manuals, the Star Wars "blaster" (the hand weapon) is supposed to be firing a little bloop of highly excited gas/plasma/whatever exiting the gun at high speed. This all holds up pretty well: the visible motion, the light emitted, nearly endless ammo, and why the different guns make different colors. They do however call the big towers "turbolasers" which I blame on Jar-Jar because it makes no sense.

    Light sabers, on the other hand, are pretty clearly just cool fucking swords.

  73. Re:I'm personally letting both movies off the hook by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The movie Blade Runner, for instance, as much as I wished it had been, was not Science Fiction. Even though it was set in the future (2014), there was a long list of astounding scientific advances the viewer had to accept in addition to the main premise that an android could become self-aware and, in some cases, not even know that it is an android (I mean c'mom, imagine the science needed to produce utterly accurate bodily functions. Or did androids just think they had amazingly efficient digestive tracts?

    I always thought the implication was that the replicants were engineered biological organisms. Otherwise why would they bother with the Voight-Kampf test? Once you've accepted that they're biological, pooping comes for free. Really the only big leap is that such a level of bioengineering
    that they could make something that is indistinguishable from a human, but so much stronger, resistant to heat, etc.

    That doesn't sound like significantly more of a stretch than presuming you could somehow accelerate human growth to super-speeds. Mr. Clone inexplicably knowing things he couldn't possibly have known is the bigger leap imo.

    And what makes Blade Runner (and to a lesser extent The Island) true Sci-Fi is not that they restrict the degree to which they extrapolate from existing technology. It's that they posit a type of technology and a type of future in which that technology exists, and explore how that affects the human condition as we see it today. True sci-fi is always about the present, not the future.

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  74. Why? Do you hate me slashdot? by cshark · · Score: 0, Troll

    Dumbest fucking slashot article, EVER.
    I'm not even going to say why it's stupid, because that would make me as bad as the fucking dipshit that just wasted two minutes of my life.
    Urgh!

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  75. Scientific accuracy? by howlingfrog · · Score: 2, Funny

    I enjoy both Star Trek and Star Wars as adventure drama, but there is not one iota of real science in either one. Might as well post an article about how the pot trumped the kettle for whiteness.

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  76. JarJar - Now that would have made a good explosion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah yeah yeah, but you're all forgetting Jar Jar Binks. I don't care how scientifically accurate the explosions were, Lucas is a bad man.

  77. Re:How would an explosion actually behave in space by milkmage · · Score: 1

    the original deathstar explosion was a blown up scale model suspended from the ceiling of the Cow Palace in San Francisco. They have atmosphere in the Cow Palace.. so the smoke and all that was "real" not much you can do about it esp. back in the late 70's

    I'd love to see space battles done realistically some day ..at least they got space flight right in BSG (the new one).. the Vipers used thrusters to turn on their axes (to do a 180 for example).. they even used a reverse thuster to counter the spin. SW and ST (and just about every other SciFi movie I've seen uses that WWII dogfight wide banking turn as if control surfaces (flaps) work in space. The flight scenes in Apollo 13 or From the Earth to the Moon also got it right, but I don't consider those SciFi.

  78. Yeah... by DaVince21 · · Score: 1

    And I guess we'll have to forgive the whole midichlorians explanation next.

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  79. Alien by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

    This was also in Alien (1979) before the other two movies. When the commercial towing vehicle Nostromo self destructs with a brighter explosive ring along the ecliptic.

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  80. Re:How would an explosion actually behave in space by Agripa · · Score: 1

    I almost jumped up and cheered when the Reaver ship in the first episode of Firefly backed into the atmosphere even if it had to happen at the speed of plot.