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  1. Re:Article is spot on. Happened to me.. on Cringely on Identity Theft · · Score: 1

    Not shredded, shreaded. Shreaded whet! Get it to gether.

  2. Re:Article is spot on. Happened to me.. on Cringely on Identity Theft · · Score: 1

    You may not be hip enough to know this, so I'll just clue you in:

    "shread" is short for "shreaded whet" which is what all the groovy people say.

    Aight?

  3. Re:Cool on Drink Coffee, Support Mozilla · · Score: 2, Funny

    So how heavy are you?

  4. Re:To make them last longer... on NIST Releases Study Of CD/DVD Longevity · · Score: 1, Funny

    treat them like a mushroom and keep them in the dark

    And feed them lots of shit.

  5. Re:Filthy Critic Dead? on TAM 5 Has landed · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was kidding. But notice that the page said the "Filthy Critic" died, not "Matt Weatherford". I suspect he's just tired of doing reviews.

  6. Re:This guy is crazy.... on Linux and the Unix Philosophy · · Score: 1

    Just a minor quibble... I believe the term is "burned out his bryan on LSD in the 70s".

  7. Re:Filthy Critic Dead? on TAM 5 Has landed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah it's true. I saw it happen. The Harelip got angry at him for puking on her back after drinking too many Coors at happy hour. She chased him out of the Arvada Tavern with a pool cue. He hopped on his banana-seat bike and took off like a bat out of hell. I don't know if he shit himself or if he was just plastered (maybe both), but he definitely was swerving around a lot. Some blonde yuppie girl in a Ford Expedition (undoubtedly on her cell phone) broadsided him. He died instantly.

  8. Re:Vhet is zee prublem? on Sweden Crunches Cookies · · Score: 1

    Foockeeng mudereturs. Mey yuoo ell rut in hell. Bork Bork Bork!

  9. Vhet is zee prublem? on Sweden Crunches Cookies · · Score: -1, Redundant

    It's nut su bed is it? Ispeceeelly cunseedering zee putenteeel neffereeuoos uses fur cuukeees. Iff cuukeees ere-a used fur legeetimete-a poorpuses, it vuooldn't be-a *thet* deefffficoolt tu creete-a a seemple-a deescleimer pege-a ixpleeening vhet zeey ere-a used fur. Bork Bork Bork!

  10. Re:Grammar... on Eclipse in Action · · Score: 1

    The sentence with the superfluous "is" is rather unusual too, not only because of the "is is", but also because of the "both". Both what? I also wonder about your usage of "correct".

    Ah, the beauty of linguistics.

  11. Re:Anybody else on Ars Technica Interviews 970 Designers · · Score: 0

    Anybody else read that as "defecated bunch"? Whew.

  12. Re:Take the test on Inkblot Passwords · · Score: 1

    Alternate #10:

    Batman and Robin

  13. Re:Take the test on Inkblot Passwords · · Score: 1

    1. woman with green mask and bushy eyebrows takes it from the Blue Dicked Bandits.

  14. Take the test on Inkblot Passwords · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Take your own inkblot test - what do you see in these blobs?"

    1. nothing whatsoever
    2. fat black sumo wrestler with purple arms doing the splits
    3. goatse with chopsticks
    4. CowboyNeal's legs in blue spandex
    5. two Chinese soldiers looking longingly at each other
    6. abstract goatse
    7. A black man with bad posture, a green afro, and wings coming out his ass.
    8. Blueberry people flanking goatse.
    9. A very fat superhero.
    10. Birdman does it doggie style. Possibly with goatse.

  15. Re:This thread reserved for... on Microsoft Wins Homeland Security Contract · · Score: 1

    Heh. I particularly like the "asside" part.

  16. Re:huh? on Matrix Reloaded on DVD Before Revolutions · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it's a role playing game.

  17. Re:Magentic disk drives are bad for environment on Disk Drives Explained · · Score: 1

    Support the third world, they've got mouths to feed too.

    There's a little too much emphasis on the incoming end of the digestive tract. I tend to focus on the outgoing end, and it has proven to be quite lucrative over the years. Here's an example:

    When I first began investing, I hypothesized that the best sector to be in for long term growth would be toilet sanitation/plumbing fixtures...cos you have growing wealth in developing powerhouses like China and India and the first thing people want when they come into some money is...a TV? a car? Louis Vuitton handbags? No, a modern toilet! Sure enough, companies like American Standard have been having steady growth and paying juicy dividends straight through the downturn, September 11, etc. Not just a toilet, but the prestige of an American brand. So go ahead and support the third world with food or what have you. I'll be supporting their asses and getting wealthy at the same time.

  18. Re:k3wl on Japan To Do Payroll On Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't that be Godzilla vs. SCOthra?

  19. Re:Some people on Linux Router Project Dead · · Score: 1

    Yeah and she runs linux too. Or at least stuck a penguin up her ass once. Or something. I think.

  20. Re:where next after Japan on SCO Taking Linux Discussion To Japan · · Score: 1

    foodhold == oil_for_food_program

  21. Re:Never mind that one on Bill Gates On Linux · · Score: 1

    Yeah, there're a lot of people who want to see him shot -- wearing a tux or not.

  22. Re:japanese ring because it is... on Indiana Jones To Arrive Again in 2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "wan" is Japanese for "woof".

  23. Re:DRM for the U.S. on More Incompatible DVDs and CDs Coming Your Way · · Score: 1

    Yes, you can!

  24. Re:Doesn't actually calculate PageRank? on Computing PageRank on your PC? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    As best as I can tell from the website, the API is only for storing and interacting with a large graph. Nothing there is actually involved with PageRank.

    Dude, how do you think pagerank works? You might want to go read the original paper before you make such idiotic claims.

  25. Re:When I was 12... on The Little Coder's Predicament · · Score: 1

    I'm humbled. So, out of curiosity, were you an electrical prodigy or were you just a kid bored out of your skull in Newfoundland? Sorry if I sound like a dork, but I'm originally from Pouch Cove and it's kind of amazing to me (not for any logical reason) to hear about a Newfie whiz kid. :)