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  1. FloBee + Roomba = Robotic barber on Study Says 4.1M Domestic Robots In Use By 2007 · · Score: 0

    Film at 11!
    I, for one welcome our robotic barber overlords.

  2. The heads up display spells: on Will Your Next Car Run Windows? · · Score: 1, Funny

    All your [brakes, transmissions, steering, bucket seats, stereo,...] are belong to us".
    And OnStar gives advice on spyware removal...
    "Restart the automobile in Safe Mode"

  3. Re:Don't stop at just a power button on The Universal Off Button · · Score: 0

    And from the "Jane, you ignorant slut" counterpoint department...
    I'd prefer a TV-B-ON button for those great G4-TV hours.%-)

  4. Re:BSD is causing death on Whopping-Big Data Theft At U.C. Berkeley · · Score: 0

    Mark this redundant. I posted it especially for the meta-mods who DON'T READ what its applicable to and mark it off-topic. Enlighten us please: Modded relative to the original or the replied to post?? Score me -1 or -10 if you must.

    "Are you kidding me? Why would the university be playing with live data in the first place?"

    Are YOU kidding? Most universities perform huge amounts of research using Professors as project managers and students as mostly underpaid labor. You think they survive on tuition? Think all Grad students do is study? Many work on projects which have and will change the world. many work on projects which are/will be hacked. Many work on security. Some work... on LSD.

  5. Re:BSD is causing death on Whopping-Big Data Theft At U.C. Berkeley · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Are YOU kidding? Most universities perform huge amounts of research using Professors as project managers and students as mostly underpaid labor. You think they survive on tuition? Think all Grad students do is study? Many work on projects which have and will change the world. many work on projects which are/will be hacked. Many work on security. Some work... on LSD.

  6. Once Virtual Scent Sensing is widely available... on "Phishing" Attacks to Increase · · Score: 5, Funny

    The same folks will fall for Pharting scemes.

    "It has come to our attention that your Scents information may have been compromised. In order to prevent you becoming victim to an incorrect Rose scent on a virtual bouquet, or an invalid Roast Turkey smell this Christmas you should log in and sniff at our server to verify your sniffers.
    Thank you!"

    Ewwww!

  7. Re:Shouldn't he on A Dual Monitor Experiment · · Score: 0

    Which is exactly what I'm doing now. Dual monitors are a neccessity for some things. Data modeling doesn't fare well on the small screen.

  8. Actually not... on Key Global Warming Study May Have Bad Mathematics · · Score: 0

    ...Redundant. The top level post I replied to was redundant. The fact it was rejected and some Mo-Ron expended his mod points without reading says much more:-)

  9. Oddly enough... on Key Global Warming Study May Have Bad Mathematics · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I posted this on Friday Oct 15 when it was "fresh" news.
    I, for one welcome our "Slashdot article-rejection Overlords" and thank them for dropping my karma.
    ============== My submission ====================
    Please check this article at MIT Tech Review
    http://www.technologyreview.com/articles/0 4/10/wo_ muller101504.asp?trk=nl

    It describes a very "interesting" problem with the "hockey stick" global warming plot published by University of Massachusetts geoscientist Michael Mann. The journal "Nature" reviewed a study of the Mann Principal Component Study methodology and software analysis which performed by Steven McIntyre and Ross McKitrick. Nature's referrees were unwilling to undertake the research involved in validating the analysis performed by McIntyre/McKitrick. They chose to publish their research here at
    http://www.uoguelph.ca/~rmckitri/research/trc.html .

  10. In a related story... on Male Bass in Potomac Producing Eggs · · Score: 0, Troll

    The Potomac River Daily News unveils new research showing scientists trying to do the work of biologists have difficulty discerning male and female members of certain fish species. They have also been shown to have insufficient skill in differentiating fish eggs from shinola.

  11. 1st state-change post? on Nanoscale Switches in Memory · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    well... I've never tried for 1st post before.

  12. I preferred the Bruce Willis version... on Asteroid Fly-By Caught On Tape · · Score: 1

    as this movie had no discernable stars...I mean Actors.

  13. Aluminum Foil hats mandated for whales, humans on Navy ELF to Be Scrapped · · Score: 1

    To protect our fragile breads and eardrums Congerss has now mandated we wear foil hats while participating in Naval exercises involving ELF. Cows should be shielded as well. If sufficient foil headgear are not avaialble, some protection may be achieved by playing LOUD rock music thru your subwoofers, backwards if possible.
    We now return you to ...Earth.

  14. Re:Superceded on Navy ELF to Be Scrapped · · Score: 1

    [quote]...ELF harms mammalian sea life...[/quote]
    Evidence please? How many SCIENTIFIC bits of evidence support this? Facts please. Don't make decisions like Congress does.

  15. redundant ... but funny? on Longhorn's Copy Protection Standard · · Score: 2, Funny

    All your digital rights are belong to us...

  16. This is different from a MS Upgrade how? on Independent Developers Fight Piracy & Lose · · Score: 1

    Those lowly MS users among us... How is this different from our occassional upgrades. I feel I take great risks when I install a patch from MS, or from my router vendor... I've experienced catastrophic failure before as a result of "an upgrade". Sounds like business as usual.

  17. Re:March 31st? So if it had hit us? on Closest Ever Asteroid Passage Revealed · · Score: 1

    [...in heaven reading slashdot...]
    Has anyone checked if /. domain is registered there yet? Think of the opportunity...

  18. Re:Of course not! on Writing Software for Worldwide Distribution Proves Difficult · · Score: 1

    Is this another of those lies dreamed up by that guy "Irving Legend"? I've been to his website.

  19. Broadband hardware... on Survival Time for Unpatched Systems Cut by Half · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seems like cable and DSL modems need auto(ugh - scary)-updating firmware with firewall enabled by default. Stuff that will update without being plugged into a computer. I hate things that don't let you choose. This scenario sounds like you walk into a clinic for innoculations, but deadly disease agents are everywhere in the air. Try holding your breath while waiting...

  20. If man were meant to hover... on Human-powered Helicopter Fails to Lift Off · · Score: 0

    He'd have been born with rotors!

  21. All your laser are belong to us? on Should SETI Be Looking For Lasers Instead? · · Score: 0

    Mod me up please. - Henny Youngman

  22. I'd give my right... on Mexican Attorney General Gets Microchip in Arm · · Score: 0

    ... no, Left arm for one of those chips. And one for my wife, Morgan Fairchild. and another for my robot, my GIRL robot!

  23. Lots of modded ups here - why? on Professor Creates His Own Cisco Manual · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Lucy, 'dis is a ridiculous

  24. Ooooh the state we're in on Tesla Special on PBS · · Score: 0

    After digging pretty deep thru the Tesla threads I see several who are very well informed on his accomplishments, discoveries, and developments. The scarry part is reading and comprehending how many readers are clueless about basic science and ignorant of any aspect of scientific history. Is there a way to overcome such a lack of understanding?

  25. Re:A 2.2L can beat a 8.0+L.... on Muscle Cars And Smokin' Chips · · Score: 0

    Wh+o says a 2.2L must be lighter than 8.0L? My vintage American muscle 8.5L has aluminum heads, aluminum intake manifold, aluminum pistons, distributor, carb, etc...