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  1. Re:Just for fun... on Post Mortem of GunnAllen IT Meltdown · · Score: 2

    While it's not as out-and-out broken as their search box or twitter link, I also like their main page selection. Because everybody wants web navigation that induces motion sickness! Complete with mystery meat selections, too.

  2. Re:Second paragraph has all you need to know on Post Mortem of GunnAllen IT Meltdown · · Score: 2

    Not his own personal company; he was a Revere Group employee. At one point in the narrative one IT minion discusses how he went to the CIO's Revere Group superiors. When they outsourced IT they outsourced the CIO position along with it.

  3. Re:Sounds like one man's debris... on Boeing Proposes Using Gas Clouds To Bring Down Orbital Debris · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, probably not. That's the beauty of this. Shooting gas at a satellite might cause some orbit degradation, but it'd be tough to do something really nasty to it. This only works against small pieces of debris, much smaller than any satellite. Which has, incidentally, always been the most worrying aspect of orbital debris.

  4. Re:A year already? on How Steve Jobs' Legacy Has Changed · · Score: 1

    "Our top story tonight: Apple chief Steve Jobs is still dead."

  5. That has to be... on Advertisers Blast Microsoft Over IE Default Privacy Settings · · Score: 1

    ...the biggest recommendation for IE 10 I have yet heard.

  6. Hooogaaaan!! on Unredacted Filings Reveal Claims of Juror Misconduct in Apple vs Samsung Trial · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is this man doing here???

  7. Re:Or else?? on Microsoft Co-founder Dings Windows 8 As 'Puzzling, Confusing' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really don't get why people keep talking about the Metro experience on a desktop; it's neither required, nor important.

    But that's just it: It *is* required. You can't turn it off.

  8. $1 Billiion Dollar? on $1 Billion Mission To Reach the Earth's Mantle · · Score: 1

    Man, Dr. Evil needs to get himself a copyeditor.

  9. Re:"...causing obesity..."? on To Encourage Biking, Lose the Helmets · · Score: 2

    The majority of calories burned each day whether you are an exercise nut or a couch potato is spent while sleeping and otherwise just living.

    100% wrong. On average, a 75-kg body burns 75 kilocalories an hour just sitting. Walking at 6 km/hr burns 375 kilocalories an hour. Biking at 20 km/hr burns *600 kilocalories an hour*.

  10. Re:But that's not the real problem. on To Encourage Biking, Lose the Helmets · · Score: 1

    There have been numerous studies of motorcycle accidents that prove helmets save lives.

    1) The numbers for motorcycles are probably different; their higher speeds likely mean helmets save more lives for them.

    2) Nobody's denying that helmets can save lives directly. What's being argued is that the secondary effects outweight it--the people it discourages from riding suffer more deaths from lack of exercise than the helmets save.

  11. Re:That's funny right there on Sexism In Science · · Score: 2

    Or it might be simply that the men have the possibility of appearing sexist more to the fore of their thoughts and thus move to higher salaries for women applicants to avoid it.

  12. Re:obligatory comments on GNOME 3.6 Released · · Score: 1

    Users are even expected to open a web browser and navigated to https://extensions.gnome.org/local/ to view installed extensions. Seriously. WTF.

    I have to have a connection to the public internet in order to *see my local machine's configuration?* That can't be right. Somebody tell me that's not right.

  13. Re:And the other half... on Even Windows 8 Users Prefer Windows 7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have to click the top of the desktop three inches from the left corner. The tutorial *explained* that to you!

  14. Re:75 floppy disks on Ask Slashdot: What Distros Have You Used, In What Order? · · Score: 1

    The trick was to down load the following groups.
    Core, Networking.

    Install those 2 groups from floppy.

    Then run Slackware and use networking to dial in and then download the Games

    That worked great--if you had a connection to the Internet. In Slackware's heyday, not a lot of people did.

  15. Here's mine on Ask Slashdot: What Distros Have You Used, In What Order? · · Score: 1

    Slackware --> Debian --> Ubuntu (sometimes)

  16. Re:Been testing Windows 8 on Intel CEO Tells Staff Windows 8 Is Being Released Prematurely · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Don't install Windows Vista?

    The first rule of Windows Vista is: You do not install Windows Vista.

    The second rule of Windows Vista is: You DO NOT install Windows Vista.

  17. Re:I don't see adoption happening on Intel CEO Tells Staff Windows 8 Is Being Released Prematurely · · Score: 2

    Because pixel hunting is fun! Hey, they give you hints, what more do you want?

  18. Re:The use of analogy on Ask Slashdot: Explaining Version Control To Non-Technical People? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the recipe calls for 3 eggs, two scrambled and one sunny side up, and cook A already done one egg scrambled, he better let cook B and cook C know what he has accomplished. That's where version control comes in.

    Aaaaand you've now convinced your manager that version control has something to do with cooking eggs.

  19. Re:the java plugin? on New Java Vulnerability Found Affecting Java 5, 6, and 7 SE · · Score: 1

    So when was the last time you actually needed that Java-plugin in your browser?

    Today. I use on a daily basis browser-based Java software that I could not do my job without.

  20. Re:Is Java the new Flash? on New Java Vulnerability Found Affecting Java 5, 6, and 7 SE · · Score: 2

    He'll save every one of us!

  21. Re:Just socialise the damn thing already on Medicare Bills Rise As Records Turn Electronic · · Score: 1

    You know, I was reading an article where it stated that socialised medicine would cost *less* than what what it costs to run Medicaid and Medicare (on a per person basis)

    You mean, like all the articles that said it would cost less to switch to electronic records?

  22. Re:Why 15? on Get Your 15 Years of Slashdot Shirt (For free, Depending) · · Score: 1

    And now they have to expand the storage from a nybble to a whole byte!

  23. Re:Press coverage on Rapid Arctic Melt Called 'Planetary Emergency' · · Score: 1

    I believe your analysis is misleading. The density of the ice does not affect the change as long as the ice is less dense than the water and is free-floating. Only the density of the freshwater melt matters. The melt raises the ocean level 2.5% of what the whole of the ice on land melting into the ocean would raise; the amount of the free-floating ice above the water is irrelevant. You can calculate the expansion in terms of what ice is above the water when you know the ice's density (which you did), but changes in ice's density do not change the actual expansion as long as the ice floats.

  24. Re:Press coverage on Rapid Arctic Melt Called 'Planetary Emergency' · · Score: 4, Informative

    The difference between the density of saltware and freshwater is only 2.5%. The level rise would be miniscule; probably not even detectable.

  25. Re:Press coverage on Rapid Arctic Melt Called 'Planetary Emergency' · · Score: 5, Informative

    Um, no. You've just shown you don't understand buoyancy. A given piece of ice, when it melts, *will take up only as much space as the part of the ice that was underneath the water.* Ice floats because a volume of ice weighs less than the same volume of water. It only displaces in water the volume of its weight in water, and so it floats. And therefore, when it melts, it shrinks exactly enough that the water doesn't rise an inch.