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  1. Re:You've missed something important on Police Director Sues AOL For Critical Blogger's Name · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We are KINGS of misappropriating funds to defend politicians and law enforcement,

    No, we aren't. It happens here, yes; it happens everywhere. It's even a defendable proposition that it's been getting worse here. But there are countries out there that make us look like pikers. Burma, to pick a particularly egregious example.

  2. Re:Security trough obscurity on Open Sourcing MMOs · · Score: 1

    No, EQ is not that modern, being over nine years old. The way its client got hacked was an object lesson for those who came later. It is worth noting that EQ was released on March 16, 1999. Before the year was out, ShowEQ was available to hack it. So much for security by not releasing the source code.

  3. Re:Security trough obscurity on Open Sourcing MMOs · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm willing to bet most MMOs trust the client to some extent, in order to reduce their load. Open Sourcing them might not be such a good idea.

    You massively overestimate the power of security by obscurity and massively underestimate the power of reverse engineering. Just about every instance of server-client gaming where the server trusts the client has resulted in subverted clients to cheat using that trust. Modern MMOs (and any other server-client games) do *not* trust their clients.

  4. Re:Why the Censorship tag? on Video Game Labeling Law Passed In New York · · Score: 2, Informative

    how is that California can put requirements on auto makers involving pollution controls?

    Because the state of California specifically granted that right by the Federal Clean Air Act. Which is, incidentally, why other states can't do it--the law doesn't give other states that right. Since there's no Federal law on the matter of videogames, no state has the ability to do this. This is going to get thrown out so hard it'll bounce twice.

  5. Re:Firefox vs. IE on Internet Users Not Updating Browser · · Score: 1

    Firefox supports user installation to their home directory. I have an awful suspicion that you now have a second, updated, copy of Firefox installed to your home directory.

  6. Re:Then we'd need to train a bunch of people... on You, Too, Could Be Batman In 10 To 12 Years · · Score: 1

    That would make it rather difficult to maintain the illusions that it's all the same guy...

  7. Re:Then we'd need to train a bunch of people... on You, Too, Could Be Batman In 10 To 12 Years · · Score: 1

    You know, you can take this "strike fear into the hearts of evildoers" bit too far.

  8. Re:Then we'd need to train a bunch of people... on You, Too, Could Be Batman In 10 To 12 Years · · Score: 1

    That implies that The Phantom has something resembling a family life. That makes him pretty implausible as a superhero!

    Implausible or not, he does. The current Phantom has a wife and twin children, a boy and a girl. The boy will presumably eventually become Phantom in his turn.

  9. Re:You didn't test before deploying an update? on RHN Bind Update Brings Down RHEL Named · · Score: 1

    You know, not everyone has non-production servers.

    Yes. The technical term for those people is "idiots". See also: "Penny wise, pound foolish."

  10. Re:bug details on RHN Bind Update Brings Down RHEL Named · · Score: 2, Informative

    In other words, as somebody else posted, he installed the "caching-nameserver" package and got, surprise, a caching nameserver. Shocking.

  11. Re:attorney generals? on US ISPs Announce Anti-Child-Porn Agreement · · Score: 1

    Prostitution isn't a victimless crime. It could be, and sometimes is, but the general case is that it's gross exploitation and if you're looking for a victim, the prostitute is it.

    So you're saying prostitution is a crime in which the victim is charged, prosecuted, convicted and sentenced.

  12. Isn't Cloud Computing... on Multiple Experts Try Defining "Cloud Computing" · · Score: 1

    ...what you use to run Final Fantasy VII?

  13. Re:Money comes from where? on SCO Owes Novell $2.5 Million · · Score: 1

    I'd pay five strips of gold-pressed latinum for one of those!

  14. Re:Feet and yards? on The Largest Recorded Tsunami Was 50 Years Ago · · Score: 1

    it isn't hard to multiply a pound by 2.2.

    Except that you wouldn't want to multiply a pound by 2.2. You'd want to *divide* a pound by 2.2, or, going the other way, multiply a kilogram by 2.2.

  15. Re:Feet and yards? on The Largest Recorded Tsunami Was 50 Years Ago · · Score: 1

    No woman wants to go from weighing 95 units to weighing 209 units.

    Congratulations, you did the conversion backwards. A kilogram is 2.2 pounds, not the other way around. A woman who weighs 95 pounds weighs 43 kilograms, not 209.

  16. Re:Does it come with a funky robot? on NASA Engineers Work On Alternative Moon Rocket · · Score: 1

    Noob. *My* first thought was of Billy Mumy and the urge to cry, "Danger, Will Robinson!".

  17. Re:Right... on The Next Browser Scripting Language Is — C? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The circle is now complete. When C left Unix it was but the back-end. Now, it is the API.

  18. Re:Rampant..? on Latest PS3 Firmware Update Requires Hard Disk Wipe to Fix · · Score: 1

    Point #1 - Ever heard of hash trees?

    Yeah, but if you grow 'em in the US, the DEA will come get ya.

  19. Re:Backup early, Backup often on Latest PS3 Firmware Update Requires Hard Disk Wipe to Fix · · Score: 1

    There are those who say the consoles will replace the PCs. Then there are those who say that the consoles will do that by turning themselves into PCs.

  20. Re:The mighty MUD on Dungeons and Desktops · · Score: 1

    Steveland: "Hey look guys, that Defias Messenger that we killed just half an hour ago is alive again, over here!"

    Well, duh. Did you think we were the only ones with Raise spells?

  21. Re:Names are not unique on How to Fight Name Scraping Scammers? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, according to Bill Keane, a "notme" is a little ghost-like
    figure, that little kids find handy for blaming things on.

  22. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day on Meet the New Chess Boxing Champion of the World · · Score: 1

    When you talk about a fighter's "class", you're talking about his weight, nothing else. Trust me, any good bantamweight will handily disassemble the geeky nerd in his weight class. And the big fat nerds...oohh, that isn't gonna be pretty.

  23. Re:Nikopol Trilogy on Meet the New Chess Boxing Champion of the World · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but does this tournament allows ancient Egyptians Gods, cheating and helping their favourite participants ?

    What do you think this is, Yu-Gi-Oh?

  24. Re:Bah! on Interview With Author of the First Spoof Language · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Bah, a tool on a dead proprietary system is no tool at all. You'll need to convert to Whitespace.

  25. Re:Not Making Yourself Look Good Here on Prominent Mathematicians Rebuke Recent Riemann Hypothesis Proof · · Score: 1

    When you come to the point in the paper where the author divides by zero, there's generally not much point in continuing on.