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  1. Re:Grandma Speed on Dial-Up Users "Don't Want Broadband" · · Score: 1

    Your grandmother's name...it wouldn't be Slowsky, would it?

  2. Re:I always thought... on Is Today's Web Still 'the Web'? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... "the web" was lots of computers all networked together, clients and servers.

    No, that would be the Internet. It's very important not to confuse the two.

  3. Re:We knew that already. on New Map IDs the Core of the Human Brain · · Score: 1

    On the contrary, wedding and engagement rings go back for over 500 years, although back then, even the wedding ring was just for the woman. The idea of the diamond as the "standard" jewel for an engagement ring was created by the DeBeers campaign, though.

  4. Re:Please tag on Who is Winning the Web Talent War · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because, after all, you can do *anything* at ZOMBOcom.

  5. Re:And when you hit Ctrl-Alt-Del... on Review of Das Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Let a virus take over Mainframe? Ich glaube nicht!

  6. The best way to put a monitor on a robot: on Best Way To Put a Monitor On a Robot? · · Score: 1

    Illustration here.

  7. And when you hit Ctrl-Alt-Del... on Review of Das Keyboard · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you get Das Boot.

  8. Re:Cool! on Drug Reverses Retardation In Mice · · Score: 1

    Of course, they use *my* money to do the pretending. Pass.

  9. Re:Ex post facto is prohibited. on Telecom Immunity Flip-Floppers Got More Telecom Money · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because it doesn't apply. Laws that retroactively make things legal are not ex post facto under the Constitution. The wikipedia article you cite specifically states that, and that it applies to the telecom bill (to be fair, that probably got added after you referenced it).

  10. Re:They should check around Uranus on Tiny Satellite Set To Hunt Asteroids · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Actually, it's more important to check for Klingons...

  11. Re:secret signals on Intentional GPS Jamming On the Increase · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think the problem is that GPS is a commercially funded operation.

    Um, no, it isn't. It's owned, lock, stock and barrel, by the US military. Civilian devices are allowed to access it, but the satellites are not commercially owned.

    If the military wanted its own "secret" GPS system, it would have to launch a boatload of satellites up there to match the current configuration.

    Or they could just ring up the CO of the US Air Force's 50th Space Wing, since that's who owns and maintains the current "boatload of satellites".

  12. Re:Why not just languages? on ICANN Board Approves Wide Expansion of TLDs · · Score: 1

    You have to make arrangements with the Bynars; they normally firewall off their entire planet.

  13. Re:Why not just languages? on ICANN Board Approves Wide Expansion of TLDs · · Score: 1

    .it already exists, being the country-code domain for Italy. http://google.it/ already exists, too, as a matter of fact.

  14. Re:WoW on Children Concerned By Parents' Web Habits · · Score: 1

    Is there any end? Or is the game built so you never really become king of the hill? Is there always another carrot out there to keep you coming back?

    What you're asking is: is the game built so that you eventually stop paying money? Or is it built so that there's always a reason to keep paying the owner? When you phrase them correctly, most questions answer themselves...

  15. Re:Linux Liberation Font? on Liberation Fonts Increase Interoperability For Linux Users · · Score: 5, Funny

    Correct kerning derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

  16. Headline needs re-stating: on Entertainment Weekly Bemoans Lack of Great Science Books · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Entertainment Weekly too shallow to pay attention to science, blames scientific community"

  17. Re:Does this work for all mail? on White House Refused To Open Unwelcome EPA E-Mail · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a special character encoding. It's only ö when you're not looking at it.

  18. Re:Normal Read on Bjarne Stroustrup Reveals All On C++ · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean the cout version, noob!

  19. Re:spin being spun on Android Phones Delayed · · Score: 1

    FTA "Google has said since it unveiled Android Nov. 1 that there would be phones based on the OS in the second half of 2008. The Wall Street Journal, citing Google as a source, is reporting that the Android handsets "won't arrive until the fourth quarter."

    Which, by my count, is indeed part of the second half of 2008. Is somebody's calendar broken?

  20. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou on Why the LHC Won't Destroy the World · · Score: 1

    No, they're quite serious. Modern particle accelerators extend for miles.

  21. Re:a disappointment? on Whatever Happened To AI? · · Score: 2, Funny

    AIs don't have feelings, and sometimes that makes them very sad.

  22. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou on Why the LHC Won't Destroy the World · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot doesn't need to hear all this, they're highly trained professionals. We've assured the administrator that *nothing will go wrong*.

  23. Re:sex change? on Return of the '70s Microsoft Weirdos · · Score: 1

    If you'd RTFA, you'd know that one of the guys in the first photo died, and one of women in the second photo had been supposed to be in the first photo but hadn't been able to attend the shoot.

  24. Re:Thus the "handed" portion on Bill Gates Reveals Secret of Microsoft's Success · · Score: 3, Informative

    You're being disingenuous, but I'll answer anyways. They were handed the monopoly for the PC operating system by IBM, who actually left control of the OS in Microsoft's hands while making it the official OS for what would become the official desktop hardware, because everybody who wanted a desktop repeated, "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM" and bought an IBM PC, or, if they were thrifty, a clone (which still had an MS operating system).

  25. Re:The end of vendor lock-in for Microsoft? on Microsoft Spokesman Says ODF "Clearly Won" Standard War · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, it can be the default, it's just not the default for it to be the default?