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  1. Re:Direct link to the first strip on Where To Find Opus On Sunday · · Score: 2, Informative

    by far the most deaths have been caused by catholics and protestants over Northern Ireland, including a large number of bombings outside Northern Ireland such as the bomb aimed at taking out parts of the British cabinet back in '84. People have short memories.


    No, people just know that "The Troubles" don't really have anything to do with Christianity. The root cause of this is an English/Irish hatred that goes back long before there even *was* Protestantism. We see a Protestant/Catholic split only because the great majority of the Irish are Catholic and the great majority of the English/English-descended are Protestant (because the English followed their king Henry VIII into forming the Anglican Church whereas the Irish weren't disposed to follow an English king *anywhere*).

    Chris Mattern
  2. Re:Bad metric on System Admin's Unit of Production? · · Score: 1

    Use a limit. If (hours of downtime = 0) Limit of 1/(hours of downtime) as (hours of downtime) goes to 0. Else 1/(hours of downtime)


    You must've flunked Freshman Calculus. The limit of 1/x as x approaches zero from the right (which is what we're doing here; we're not considering negative hours of downtime) increases without bound (i.e., is still infinity).

    Chris Mattern
  3. Re:I am confussed on Antigua May Be Allowed To Violate US Copyrights · · Score: 2, Informative

    tacked it onto a port security bill

    What kind of fucked-up system allows this to happen?

    Seriously.


    The system the US Congress has had since approximately forever. In committee, amendments may be proposed and the bill will be changed if the amendment passes. The same when it comes to a vote before the whole chamber. There is no rule that the amendment have anything whatsoever to the original bill. Getting what you want passed by getting it attached to a must-pass bill is a favorite tactic.

    Chris Mattern
  4. Re:I am confussed on Antigua May Be Allowed To Violate US Copyrights · · Score: 1


    There are different levels of risk averseness in different people. Apparently you are highly risk averse and consider all gambling not worthwhile.

    No, "Highly risk averse" means you don't like a proposition where you're 90% likely to lose your money, but if you don't, you'll get back 20 times what you bet (a good-quality venture capital investment can look like this). Not liking Vegas gambling where the odds are expertly rigged against you is not "risk averse", but rather more along the lines of "intelligent".

    Chris Mattern

  5. Re:I am confussed on Antigua May Be Allowed To Violate US Copyrights · · Score: 1

    The general rule for gambling against other players is to look around the table and find the sucker. If you can't find him, he's probably you.

    Chris Mattern

  6. Re:In other news on Antigua May Be Allowed To Violate US Copyrights · · Score: 1

    Where the hell is 'Antequa'?


    Antiqua is somewhere in the distant past. We're dealing with *time-travelling* software pirates here. They're the worst kind.

    Chris Mattern
  7. Re:The ESRB exists for a few reasons on The ESRB Doesn't Take Games Seriously? · · Score: 1

    That would be true, except that there is a tradition in our government of requiring that even private entities respect individual civil rights to some extent. If you don't believe it, try putting up a sign in front of you house that reads "House For Rent By Owner. Whites only."


    Um, actually, no, there's no such tradition. Over the past fifty years, the government has added civil rights laws that require such respect in certain specified cases (which is why you can't specify your house be sold to whites only), but when you can't point to a law that requires it, you are free to do as you like. The owner of a printing press is free to print or refuse to print what he likes, for whatever reason he likes (as long as he doesn't commit libel). Those whose writings he refuses to print have no recourse to the first amendment to force him to print, regardless of why he refused them. You can't legally prevent the ESRB from issuing ratings, and you can't legally prevent game manufactors and game resellers from deciding whether or not to market games based on those ratings.
  8. Re:It's not rocket science on Will Internet TV Crash the Internet? · · Score: 1

    Instead of the sad truth: "You will serve up to 15 months per year in various warzones". Try *that*!


    15 months per year? That's a pretty good trick. When did the Army get time manipulation technology?

  9. Re:can't view on A Campaign to Block Firefox Users? · · Score: 1

    No, I'm simply saying that *I'd* be scared to have to live in proximity to a dirtwad like Moore.

    Chris Mattern

  10. Re:can't view on A Campaign to Block Firefox Users? · · Score: 2

    After watching Sycko now I am very afraid to live in the USA. How can you live there?


    It's not that bad. It's much easier to avoid Michael Moore than you might think.

    Chris Mattern
  11. Re:That's called 'Bad GMing' on Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition Announced · · Score: 1

    The difference between D&D, and Magic, is that people (as far as I know) don't play D&D in any sort of tournaments.


    You know, a couple of minutes with Google could've corrected that assumption. D&D tournaments are regularly held at gaming conventions. Many D&D adventure modules were originally used for a tournament before they were released to the public.

    Chris Mattern
  12. Re:Market isn't closed... on Adobe May Launch Office Rival · · Score: 1

    Sega never dominated the market. For one generation, the Genesis managed to pull within hailing distance of the SNES, but even then the SNES outsold it. Then Sony waded in and owned the market.

  13. Re:CoPA bait on Voltron Headed For The Big Screen · · Score: 1

    No, she was 15 (in both Macross and Robotech--Robotech added a few years to some of the characters ages (Rick Hunter is two years older than Hikaru Ichijyou), but not Minmei's).

  14. "We let you down with XP" on Microsoft Says "War on Terror" is Overblown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But now we have something *new* that fixes all those problems! Really! So hand us more money, now!

    Chris Mattern

  15. Re:But... on Astronomers Witness Whopper Galaxy Collision · · Score: 1

    There was no kaboom! There is supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!


    No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow.
  16. Re:Great Ideas don't work in the military on First Armed Robots on Patrol in Iraq · · Score: 1

    We probably had three times the casualties in Vietnam before the public started turning then we had in Iraq.


    Three times? Try *ten times*. By the end of the Vietnam war, there were over forty-seven thousand US dead, and over 2300 US MIA.
  17. Re:Devil's advocate on A Year In Prison For a 20-Second Film Clip? · · Score: 1

    Nope. She's charged with theft.


    No, she's charged with copyright infringement. She didn't remove one single item from the possession of someone else, therefore it can't be theft.

    It should be obvious, but she is certainly not allowed to break into the theater after closing to make the copy for "fair use".


    Good thing she didn't do that, then.

    She cannot steal a copy of the DVD from Blockbuster even though her use might be called "fair use" under copyright.


    Good thing she didn't do that either, then.

    Thus we know there are limits on the claim of "fair use" in obtaining the material.


    Yes, you can't commit a felony, such as breaking and entering, or theft (*real*, *actual* theft) in the course of obtaining material for fair use. So what crime, other than the alleged copyright infringement (which the defense of fair use *does* cover), did she commit?

    Chris Mattern
  18. Re:Me too on Futurama Movie Set For November 27 · · Score: 1

    Well, those who know that the "atmosphere" is indeed a standard meaure of pressure (equal to about 100 kiloPascals or 15 pounds per square inch) thought it made perfect sense. Yes, it is a standardization of Earth's atmospheric pressure at sea-level, but it's still a standard that is internationally defined and sees use.

    Chris Mattern

  19. Re:I never really.. on Futurama Movie Set For November 27 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or one of my favorites, the horse race with the quantum finish. Prof. Farnsworth complained that they'd changed the outcome by measuring it.

    Chris Mattern

  20. Re:Why sites are slow on Yahoo's YSlow Plug-in Tells You Why Your Site is Slow · · Score: 1

    Uhm, how/why would 10 affiliate links/sponsors slow down your site?


    He means having banners or other content that is actually retrieved from
    the affiliate/sponsor's site, thereby insuring your page will load at
    the response rate of the *slowest* of those ten sites.

    Chris Mattern
  21. You fought in the Format Wars? on The Complete History of Format Wars · · Score: 1

    Yes, I was once a Sony Knight, the same as your father.

    Chris Mattern

  22. Re:Wrong... on There Are No Games So Bad They're Funny · · Score: 1

    I disagree. MMOs are a prime example. Why does anyone play Runescape when they've played MMOs with better graphics, better gameplay, and a better culture?


    Because it's free.

    How about people who prefer the early incarnations of a game franchise, even though the newer ones are better?


    All too often, the newer ones are not better, only shinier.

    Chris Mattern
  23. Re:Inflammatory misleading headline on Executive Order Overturns US Fifth Amendment · · Score: 1

    I bet they never even went to a NASCAR race!

    Chris Mattern

  24. We may not get better security... on Will Microsoft Put The Colonel in the Kernel? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but at least we'll have chicken.

    Chris Mattern

  25. The more things change... on Gadgets Have Taken Over For Our Brains · · Score: 1

    Did you know that when writing first came into wide use, there was argument against it because it would ruin people's memory? I'm not joking, here.

    Chris Mattern