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Voltron Headed For The Big Screen
An anonymous reader writes "Following the success of the Transformers movie, Hollywood is preparing to make another live-action film featuring giant robots from the 1980s: 'Voltron: Defender of the Universe'. The script, by Justin Marks, is described as '...a post-apocalyptic tale set in New York City and Mexico. Five ragtag survivors of an alien attack band together and end up piloting the five lion-shaped robots that combine and form the massive sword-wielding Voltron that helps battle Earth's invaders.' Let's go, Voltron force!"
"The script, by Justin Marks, is described as '...a post-apocalyptic tale set in New York City and Mexico. Five ragtag survivors of an alien attack band together and end up piloting the five lion-shaped robots that combine and form the massive sword-wielding Voltron that helps battle Earth's invaders.'"
Wonder how he's going to address the creation of the lions?
My god, I can't believed that I found the PowerRangers original when they came out... It's the "same" thing as Voltron!
I didn't found something funny to put here.
Lame. Transformers got away with novelty. Voltron will tank.
I believe I'm not alone to still own both Transformers and Voltron toys from the 80's, but somehow Voltron doesn't do me as much as Transformers does.
I don't know how to explain it, but does anyone feel the same? Or do you think Voltron has a stronger, more emotional and deeper storyline?
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Unless they're actually going to build the robots, then its just another Who Framed Roger Rabbit.. they may as well rotoscope the whole thing.
...a film does well and they start looking for the next easy cashin. Think back to how the recent comic adaptions were kick started by the likes of Xmen, one does well and all of a sudden there is a bandwagon trundling down the hill.
Now a giant robot film has done well so the bandwagon looks for the next passenger it can send down. Personally I think voltron will tank. Hardly anyone knows what it is and it lacked that 'cool' factor when I was a kid growing up, even my father knew what transformers were then and wanted to see the film now. But Voltron?
Its over reaching and says straight to dvd.
I know I know, flamebait, troll, whatever you want but this is just my opinion from the UK, in the US it might be different.
I,Robot, Transformers, all the comic book movies lately.. ... When is the movie industry going stop pissing all over my childhood?
One would hope that they at least write a decent script this time.
From the summary though, I doubt it.
Sorry to be a downer. I just find that this trend of ransacking all our 80's childhood memories is starting to get on my nerves. It feels like they've just made some kind of list, with $$ next to each item, and they will continue down that list until the $$ gets lower than the expenses of creating CG effects. (And the latter is constantly getting lower.)
They don't pick these movies to make based on good scripts, good ideas, or good director/writers, they are just knocking them down one after the other because people will go see something they have good memories of. They're completely taking advantage of everyone's misplaced hope that the next one will be better, because "that was sooo awesome when I was a kid." (Perhaps they have the right to do so... you can only vote with your wallet.) I went to see Transformers hoping it would be something decent, but these movies are constantly disappointing. (X-Men wasn't bad to be completely honest..)
I think, this time around, at the very least I'll wait and heed the reviews instead of going to see it on opening day. (The hard part is finding a reviewer that usually agrees with you.)
Once again Hollywood shows it has no originality left. And once again I'll download it and turn it off 30 minutes into the show.
Why the hell is America trying to push into the giant robot market? Transformers was the worst movie I have ever seen and I sure as hell don't want them to do crap like that to the classic Japanese series (Could you even picture a PG Getter robo?).
Lets be perfectly honest here, Americans suck with mecha, they don't understand how to do a deep plot involving robots nor do they have the history of super robots to pull off a decent Super robot movie either (There is also an argument about Japanese voice actors over English ones because they don't hold back and really do scream unlike most American ones I've heard). So I would rather they left the whole thing alone and didn't do more harm than good to the genre.
This is going to be like the Super hero movies we're seeing, none of them are very good but "OMG THEY SELL TICKETS!" so they get made on mass to the point where it's impossible to even hear about half of them coming out. The only difference will be mecha is much easier to exploit because they can destroy entire cities (or planets if we include the really powerful ones) and the audience will lap it up even if it goes against the entire character of the pilots or the heroic side's ideals.
I like muppets.
I know that Voltron on the big screen sounds cool, and that everything piece of creative work borrows from the ones that came before it. But when was the last time a truly original story (that wasn't a remake of a book, TV show, or other form of media) made it out of Hollywood?
Hello Holloywood,
We need to see a pretty little Lynn Minmei in a short skirt dancing on the big screen. Also, Veritech Fighters would be a plus.
Anyone want to bet what the last move in the final fight will be.
For some reason I always liked the vehicle force better. Planet Drool were a more competent enemy than Doom.
I was home one afternoon and caught the Power Rangers. I swear they were using Volton toys in that show. It sure looked like it.
The original Voltron is a Japanese TV Series.Not a Film.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086824/
Wincopy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVswFzaYcCM
...I can't get this sequence from ReBoot out of my mind when reading the story...
Think of my childhood!!!!
I remember liking the cat version of voltron when I was a kid... then I watched it with my kids recently (who love it) and for some reason the storyline seemed like some nutty commie propaganda.
Now wasn't there some other space-ship based show also called voltron that had nothing to do with metal cats?
I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlo- oh wait...
Just because a movie is made from a book doesn't mean it's terrible. Kubrick is considered one of the greats, but many of his movies are based on old novels. Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, Eyes Wide Shut, from the 5 movies that I know, all say they are base on or "inspired by" some other novel. The only one I own that doesn't say it's based on some other piece of work is Dr. Strangelove. So, while I would like to see some original stories. Seeing movies based of books isn't all that bad, assuming they are using interesting books and the movie is done well.
Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
Spoiler alert: At the end of the movie, Voltron defeats the Ro-beast using the Blazing Sword.
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
Going by the YouTube link to the 80s Voltron cartoon in the summary, it looks almost exactly like someone created carbon copies of the Transformers cartoon and Battle of the Planets and welded them together.
Transformers were massive in the UK when I was about 10, so it's obviously going to benefit from nostalgic parents and thirtysomething media types. By contrast, I don't know how big Voltron was in the US and Japan, but it's pretty unknown here, so I doubt it's going to get the same free pass. It can't even have been *that* big elsewhere, because I'm sure I'd have come across more about it on the net if it had been.
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IIRC Minmei was something like 13 years old in Robotech.
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http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/
What could possibly follow up a Voltron movie? Thundercats?
www.timcoleman.com is a total waste of your time. Never go there.
I wonder when the online petition to get Peter Cullen to read the intro will start.
Voltron Coming to the Big Screen
Please leave the 80's alone! We don't need more remakes and revisionings. Of course there are gobs of morons who pay to see this shit. I would personally like to smack everyone who comes out of theater after having seen the new Alvin and the Chipmunks. Oh, did you know they're making a Smurfs movie too? WHEN WILL IT END HOLLYWOOD?!
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As an adult, not so much. :(
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:\ World Event Productions is here in St. Louis. Perhaps I should go to their office and express my fears? :P
The reason is simple. When I sit down to watch the original, I can clearly tell where GoLion was hacked up and spliced with Dairugger XV to give us the story we have. Amazingly, no one is ever killed in an attack. Funny, I thought that guys head just got ripped off? Oh lookie, killer mutant frogs...good thing those are actually just little robots!
Voltron.com had mention of GoLion getting a subtitled, uncut release here in the states this summer, but I've seen no signs of it. Transformers became somewhat plausible because the big robots came from "someplace else". GoLion was a sentient being that was punished and split up into 5 component parts. I don't see how that story will get told, nor do I see someone explaining away how someone on earth thought it was a good idea to build 5 giant robot lions.
Dairugger XV would be more plausible, but not as popular. This scares me.
Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).
Starship Troopers?
A lot of you are complaining that they are basically strip mining our childhood and taking these awesome shows and turning them into mediocre movies with big-budget special effects. Well, yea, they are, but I don't think its completely their own fault. We're blaming them for not having decent story lines, but lets think about this for a second. Do you *remember* the story lines these shows used to have? We grew up in a different time back then. Personally, I think it was because we were better at having an imagination. We didn't need things like "realism" and "believability". We were fine when some guy was shot in the face, had plastic surgery, and became a crime fighter along with his sidekick: a pontiac grand am that can talk and had a cool red light that flashed back on forth on his hood.
Yea, these guys see nothing but dollar signs with these things. They're not trying to bring a childhood memory to the big screen to make us happy. However, lets remember the scripts the original writers of these shows used to throw at us and realize that maybe the script that went along with Transformers wasn't so bad. In this day and age, people need realism and all that and they *tried* to do that with Transformers. But, come on, how many plausible ideas can you think of for the creation of a talking semi?
I for one am going to see this movie and I'll probably be pleased by the special effects and the nostalgia that will come to mind from my childhood. Let them strip mine my memories... I for one think that awesome explosions, great advances in CGI, and fight scenes are a decent trade-off. Let's not forget Underdog was from our childhood as well. At least they didn't do *that* to Transformers...
How about some Tranzor Z?
I work in the film industry, and the reason why the hollywood executives aren't going for original stories is simple. Risk / Reward. Hollywood is about making money. It is a business. It's not art. Here is a little insight into the exec's thought process.
/. will love it.
1. Is there a preconceived interest?
- Does the audience already know about the subject matter.
Hollywood doesn't like gambling. Espicieally if there are millions at stake. They want a sure bet. They believe that a film that the audience already knows about and likes will be a better risk than a totally new storyline.
This is why you see all the remakes. Transformers, Starsky and Hutch. etc. etc. and it is also why sequels are made. If they bought tickets for the first one then they (the audience) are more inclined to by tickets to see the second.
2. Do we have existing rights to the material?
Another reason why you see remakes and sequels is that Hollywood already owns the rights to the work. No new expenditures are necessary to secure a story, and this is a way to extend there copyright on the original work.
3. Can we tie in "Big Name Talent"
Actors and actresses are considered as "assets" by the studios. If you put together the right stars (even though the script and store are complete crap) you can get profitable film. These individuals may not be the "most talented" but they have the "most recognizeability" with audiences and thus generate more ticket sales.
4. Are there opportunities for product placement?
This is crucial for Hollywood to make films. Spielberg is the worst with this one...seriously he is an incredibly talented director, but just watch Minority Report, Jurasic Park, or his latest Executive Produced project Transformers. Count the company logos and insignias. All of that pay for the high budget projects and all ticket sales are thus gravy. It's clever and definitely business saavy but often I find them very distracting.
If you can ask those 4 questions and find projects that are favorable to those questions than YOU can be a Hollywood Exec today. I don't hate them or dislike them for that matter. I just understand the business from working in it. If you want to watch something insightful, original, uninhibited, and artistic you have to go to independent film for that. And there are some incredible pieces out there. You just have to go looking for them. They won't be dropping into theaters anytime soon.
Here is a gem I saw earlier this year in march that is coming to theaters. "The King of Kong" a great documentary about the 80's that makes me remember my childhood but also tells an entertaining story. Most of the people here on
Never seen it before. Looks like that crap Power Rangers.
Wow, I should not post when knackered.
Might I direct you to your nearest Art Movie-Theater? Of course, most of them suck, but there are a few gems.
Hollywood will take it upon them selves to create a feature length version of
Battling Seizure Robots
There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
I'd watch it if it were Voltes V they were making. It's the first anime I saw that featured vehicles "volting" into each other to form a larger robot. Not to mention I kinda dig the sappy underlying story.
...but fuck Voltron. Where is my Centurions movie?! That one has been overdue for years now!
I dont care if its new or based on one of the anime series; There needs to be a good live action GUNDAM.
And super robot shows can have deeper plots than you suspect. It can come down to just looking cool but if you watch something like Getter robo you will see that you can have a plot where the mecha are important but the entire story doesn't revolve around them.
However, GoLion was NOT one of these shows. GoLion was utterly derivative crap that just happened to mix sentai and giant robots into a formula that sold well to little boys.
There is no depth and no subtlety to get -- all you do is combine, pull out the super weapon, and the episode is over. Everything else is just episodic filler of villians cackling, teammates bickering, and teammates unnecessarily getting injured because they're too stupid to combine and do their super attack until the right amount of time has been wasted. There was no deep metaplot, no social commentary, and no real character growth.
As long as the movie studio doesn't try to make it edgy, introduce unnecessary inter-party conflict, ditch the mystical elements of Voltron for "hard" science, or pick the most talentless actors they can for it, it's going to be hard to screw up. Of course, I have faith in Hollywood to do every single thing I just described, so...
If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
After all, I can't imagine anything being gayer than live action Voltron.
Okay, since no one else has done it yet...
"I saw it!! It's a lion!! It's huge!!"
Please stand clear of the doors, por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas
...but the other Voltron - there were three, I think - the one about the alien prince who was a gray character, tormented - that was very good and deep storyline, from what my prebubescant mind recalls. The robot itself sucked, though. I think it was a van, and an airplane and a few other cars and such that came together to form the big guy. Even back then I thought it was stupid.
I'm still waiting for the Mechwarrior movie. Wooohooooooo
Marks on imdb.com:
Writer:
Producer:
Miscellaneous Crew:
Editorial Department:
Basically, Marks self-produced a couple of indy shorts early in the decade, then there's a big gap where he fell off the radar. Hard to say if he was script doctoring, working the business side of the industry, or just had enough money to bum around Hollywood bugging people to read his screenplays. Suddenly he reappears screenwriting two big (the studios hope) franchise relaunches.
I have to wish him all the luck personally, but resumés like this don't fill me with confidence about the final product.
...and still no Macross movie.
It's like hollywood actualy looks for crapy old stuff, rather that purchase the rights to classic ground breaking stuff.
...but I digress, lets have yet another Fantastic Four movie, 2 isn't enough for Jessica Alba's boobies.
My mistake, the title of the great Roman Polanski movie referred to in the message above is not August Moon, Bitter Moon. From the early 1990s. It is one of those movies that makes you leave the theater in deep 'cinema shock', a dream-like twilight state induced by a powerful movie experience.
It is the last of the great type of movies that can only be called anti-date flicks. These are films that are so anti-romantic, but without being specifically 'dick-flicks' like action movies, that they drive you and your date apart after watching the movie like two like poles of a magnet.
These movies were prevalent in the early and mid-1970s and many are on the lists of what critics call their best films. From a modern perspective, it is hard to believe anyone would actually go on a date or even a casual quasi-romantic outing to one of these showings. These movies are carefully crafted to destroy any possibility of romantic mood. If you are actually going out on a date to one of these titles, like an old movie revival festival or retrospective, be sure to get your date's phone number and e-mail address before the movie because you certainly won't afterwards.
Some of the movies don't age well and many lose their venom when seen on the small screen from VHS or DVD. Not all are violent or bloody or creepy (but it helps). Here's my list, please add your own titles if you know of any movies in this particularly strange genre.
(in roughly chronological order)
El Topo 1969 Mexico
Clockwork Orange 1971 UK
Swept Away 1973 Italy the original not the Madonna remake
Chinatown 1974 USA
Seven Beauties 1976 Italy Wertmuller again, naturally
Taxi Driver 1976
About this time (1977), Hollywood changed because of Star Wars, anti-date movies weren't made anymore. In the 1980s the only movie that I recall that was in this category was Fatal Attaction. And even that was a date movie if you assured your girlfriend that you would never, never, ever do such a thing. Then it was romantic.
There must have been some anti-date movies after the 70s, but except for Bitter Moon, I don't recall any.
Now, movies are just a bore. It's more fun to talk about them than to actually watch them.
Has anyone else noticed how they use these 3 terms completely interchangably?
It's really annoying.
I'm gonna need a spec.
If Hollywood really has to go after also ran robot properties to create movies why cant they at least go after something semi-repectable like Getter Robo G or Mazinger rather than one of the shows that tried to rip them off?
One of the best Anime films ever made. In this cereberal political triller, a series of carefully calibrated terrorist attacks with possible military links pushes the civilian goverment of Japan to the verge of collapse. As the Self Defense Forces take to the streets of Tokoyo a small group of police desparately atempt to unravel the secret behind the attacks before a military takeover and near certian American intervention. Made well before 9/11 this film has remarkable resonance today. Giant Robot Alert: Strangely enough there are giant robots (well thought out rescue and crowd control robots, as well as a praticularly neat traffic control robot) at the beginning and end of the movie (if you really don't like robots, just jump ahead to the third chapter, it won't take away from the plot). The robots function in the same manner as the witches in Macbeth: as plot devices which move along the story (what Hitchcock would call a McGuffin), and just as Macbeth is not a story about Witches, this is not a story about robots. If you like Patlabor 2 you may also enjoy Patlabor 1 and Patlabor WXIII.
All the gory details. Strangely enough, it was shot in Canada. There's a good (read: funny) post-mortem review here.
I never liked Voltron. It was dreck to me from day one. But Robotech was spectacular beyond imagination. I remember the first time I tuned into it, and was bowled over by their rich presentation of robot-centric techno-futurism, complete with action, drama and an intriguing backstory. It was like Battlestar Galactica meets Transformers meets Top Gun. Had the best of everything, including some of the best hero moments.
I would LOVE to see Robotech done as a live-action bigscreen movie.
And then I would like to see the same thing done for Megazone23.
And finally, maybe Gunbuster re-written without the robots.
No No No No NO! You bastards can not ruin my whole childhood. You've already taken half of everything I ever loved and bad movied it into obilvion. Not Voltron, please no, take "The Letter People" for god's sake, anything but Voltron.
You can't take the sky from me.
Yes, but in the French version all they did was sit around and talked about how much they hated The Jews and Americans.
You put 2 hours of antisemitism on the screen in France and it will be a huge hit.
I'd pay to see that in live action....
Nope. Starship Troopers was originally a book by Robert Heinlein. I suggest you read it; if you haven't seen the movie yet, just read the book and ignore the movie.
The movie was originally going to be called Bug Wars, or something like that. Part of the way through production, they discovered Heinlein's book, with a similar concept (space troopers vs. aliens), and adopted the name and some plot points. However, they completely bastardized and fucked over the book, which was partly written to explore the justification behind use of force. There was a fair bit of political commentary throughout (whether you agree with it or not is a different matter). The movie just shows the military/government in a light not much different from the Nazis, and has as much in common with the book as the I, Robot movie did with its namesake. Both are the equivalent of pissing on their respective author's grave.
Reportedly (haven't seen it myself, but I intend to) was the animated series Roughnecks. It follows Heinlein's idea a lot closer.
The meek may inherit the earth, but the strong shall take the stars.
The only giant mecha-movie I'm looking forward to is the live-action version of Neon Genesis Evangelion.
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Great story, there are talks about a trilogy, WETA is involved, 'nuff said.
Concept art on WETA's home page http://www.wetaworkshop.co.nz/projects/filmograph
Voltron: The Third Dimension was a sequel to the cartoon and rendered 3D CG, but it was really bad. Is the movie going to be crappy like this one? Here is the introduction on YouTube.
Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
Voltron.com's make section has Justin Mark's memory flashback about the cartoon and mentions briefly about the movie. Also, there's the pilot episode too to watch online!
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This film was announced 2 years ago. It's been a work in progress for a while and was planned to be theaters next summer.
"On a scale from 1 to 10, people are stupid"
Did you know that there were 3 different incarnations of Voltron?
The first, was the vehicle Voltron, made from 15 different vehicles. (5 land based, 5 submersible, and 5 air/space craft)
The second, was not as well known, and was never translated to English. There were 3 humanoid robots that could join together and become Voltron.
The third, is made up of the 5 lions that most people are familiar with. The stories for this version were directed more toward younger children, probably to market towards a larger audience.
I actually preferred the first Voltron to the one with the Lions. The Vehicle Voltron seemed to have a neater sequence for joining, also the villians were much more evil, and there was a bit more of an adult theme to the whole thing.
Too late. Again. (Look at how detailed the trivia pages are!)
Actually I find this whole debate amusing. Here's everone decrying the state of movies and a few talk about independent films. AND yet there is this internet with sites like atom films and Ifilm with all the quality films you can stand. Why are you all here bitching instead of there watching?
Woosh. You missed the irony.
I've read the book. It's a very good book. I've seen the film supposedly based on the book.
There are five Voltrons, it says, but there were originally only four:
... no-one knows we're robots and there's room for just one more!"
"One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana, Four
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
Don't you watch comedies or more serious/arty dramas? To name a few (that I'm not saying I have watched), what did you consider Little Miss Sunshine, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Broken Flowers, Crash etc. to be?
Knowing Slashdot, someone will tell me that one or more of the above are based on books, but it doesn't change the essential point. You watch blockbusters, you'll get that kind of movie. You watch dramas that only get shown a couple of times a day, you'll get more original viewing because it doesn't require the audience kn
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Transformers wasn't so bad. In this day and age, people need realism and all that and they *tried* to do that with Transformers. But, come on, how many plausible ideas can you think of for the creation of a talking semi? A magic cube did it is the lamest explanation yet.
In my days the alien robots were remnants of an advanced civilization that abandoned them, and they survived, reproduced, and evolved. It was the Autobots that first learned to transform into other objects, vehicles were the most useful shapes, they could move without revealing their true form. The Decepticons captured Autobots and reversed engineered their technology.
A magic cube did it is not an attempt at a plausible story.
Bah humbug.
Do you know Superman used to be a coherent science fiction? In the 30s his story was that he was from a planet with a denser core such that it's gravity was 10 times that of Earth. Hence Kryptonians on Earth were stronger, faster and tougher than anything that evolved in this far less difficult environment, and were able to leap over the tallest buildings (but not fly) much in the way astronauts leap so far in their heavy suits on the moon. Not to mention that the denser core meant higher periodic numbered elements, and thus the nuclear explosion that destroyed Krypton which Jor El saw coming but the establishment couldn't accept.
It's not a new thing for stories to grow dumber as they grow more popular, but don't say they tried to make it plausible when they clearly just went with car chases, babes and explosions a plenty.
And get off my lawn.
You can't take the sky from me...
Hey, look what I found:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/347613
At least fans are keeping it alive
Transformers was way, WAY better than ANYONE expected, and you know it. It was a great popcorn flick and didn't try to be anything more.
+++ATH0
The narration was done incredibly well. Morgan Freeman added a lot to the film. If another version has voices for the penguins, lovely -- it's a different movie.
+++ATH0
Not sure of the spelling on that last part so I figured I'd make it a word we'd all know how to pronounce. No its not a knock at the working girls...you know I love you lol!
This is Slashdot! Give me the latest gadget, bug, or OS project! This ain't english class so don't confuse the two!
I heard once (from a very media-knowledgeable friend) that Transformers also had roots in Anime. Not sure if he meant it was developed by Japanese animators/houses, or if it just took inspiration from that, though.
On the movie sucking.. yeah, I agree. I've no idea what made them choose wirey robots over the old-style solid ones.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
I believe I captured the nuances of your post quite nicely.
I only go to buffets for the unlimited soft serve.
Seriously. Is there no one left in Hollywood to write something new? Why are we rehashing stuff from 20, 30 years ago?
You forgot the following:
Beavis and Butthead Do America (1996)
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)
Convoy (1978)
The Toxic Avenger (1985)
Enemy Gold (1993)
Hollywood Hot Tubs 2: Educating Crystal (1990)
and the best has been saved for last!
King of the Kickboxers (1991)
Bitter Moon? Faggot shit!!!
... the one that was made up about 30 vehicles? That would probably make more sense as a plot for a movie than trying to explain how 5 robotic cats were formed/made/found.
Launch every sig.
Not only can't I believe that this idiot didn't know how to spell "Ho," but I'm gobsmacked by the fact that he thought a "hoe" was a prostitute. U R TEH STUPID, LOL
Activate interlocks! Dynotherms connected!
Megathrusters are go! Let's go Voltron Force!
"People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything."
Cindi Lou Who?
I want to see a real person say that!
I'm sure in 20 years Cowboy Bebop will be a classic. Hollywood will be tapped for all original thought and create a live action version. Oddly enough, I think it would be pretty cool if done correctly.
http://www.guster.net : Mmmmm fresh Guster.
Now those Betacord Voltron videos (which include the very first episode) I saved from when I was a kid will be much sought after.
I just had a flash of the future run through my head...Pokemon live action movie *shudders with fear*...
Zarkon or Lotor? Any involvement of Planet Doom? Princess Allura taking over the blue lion for Sven? And the most begging question on my mind: Where will the space mice fit into the grand scheme of things?
oh marmalade.
Then they will spend 1/3 of the film time getting to the damn lions in those transporter tubes.
And here is another thing that chaffs me about Voltron - one of them was parked in the middle of a volcano, submerged in lava, right? And you needed a *KEY* to turn in on - like somebody's gonna steal the damn thing. And I thought I was obsessive compulsive.
But that's just yet another reason of the long list of why it sucked compared to Gatchaman. Which I will cover in another posting.
"First you get the Linux, then you get the power, THEN you get the women"
Amazingly, no one is ever killed in an attack. Funny, I thought that guys head just got ripped off? Oh lookie, killer mutant frogs...good thing those are actually just little robots! :\
Not true - I've just been watching these with my daughter. The last episode was about a girl who the antagonist convinced to be a spy/saboteur and kill the Voltron force (failed, obviously) in exchange for all of his slaves being freed (right...). Her brother agrees to be turned onto a giant 'claw-beast' by the evil witch, and attempts to kill Voltron. Along the way, the claw-beast eats a bunch of villagers running in terror, and Voltron slices him in half with his Blazing Sword.
The girl weeps, "my brother is dead."
(well-adjusted daughter cheers)
My God, it's Full of Source!
OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
You are evil. Your posing for some reason made me remember this show.
Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
I know it's not a good idea to rely on Wikipedia about things, but according to the Dr. Strangelove entry there the screenplay was based on a novel called Red Alert (also has a wikipedia entry). As far as I can tell, Red Alert and Dr. Strangelove only differ (in major plot elements) in that Dr. Strangelove was done as a comedy.
Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.