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  1. Re:We was right on Psst! Eight Bits Gets You "The Two Towers" In China · · Score: 2

    > taking this copy home may of helped the movie industries PR about pirates/DRM etc..

    No, it wouldn't. What if he had bought it, and it turned out to be of unwatchable quality? Or even not The Two Towers at all, as it was billed to be? It would have undercut his point severely. By not buying it, he ensured that the image he could put across was a of a good copy, regardless of whether it actually was or not. Actually buying the thing was a pointless risk.

    chris Mattern

  2. Re:The only thing lamer than Tux on FreeBSD 5.0-RC1 Now Available · · Score: 2

    > Real OS's shouldn't need cartoon character mascots.

    Right! They should have pudgy guys dressed up in blue butterfly outfits!

    Chris Mattern

  3. Re:Alpha and Linux on End In Sight For Alpha · · Score: 2

    > Once MS start forcing people to use only MS-approved software, prevent you ripping CDs and
    > copying MP3s, force you to use even more and more MS proprietary formats and extortionate licensing
    > models, how many people do you think will still like to use MS Software?

    If Palladium does start alienating users (I suspect it will, but the jury's still out on that), MS will drop it like a hot rock. Gates' amazing ability to turn MS on a dime when his monopoly is threatened is the main reason he still has a monopoly (See: Internet).

    Chris Mattern

  4. Poll says: on How Much Do You Pay to Host Your Website? · · Score: 2

    -- It's free

    -- Up to $5/month

    -- $5 to $20/month

    -- $20 to $100/month

    -- $100/month and up

    -- Depends on whether I get Slashdotted

    -- I don't have a website, you insensitive clod!

    -- CowboyNeal is my webhost

  5. Re:The underlying problem with programming on The Law of Leaky Abstractions · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > There are no "Leaky Abstractions" in assembly.

    At this point, may I whisper the word "microcode" in your ear?

    Chris Mattern

  6. Re:Nuke batteries on Run Your Laptop On Nuclear Energy · · Score: 2

    No, Einstein. They use their own light source. They are still not as effective at detecting smoke with low levels of particulates, though. The americium detectors are better.

    Chris Mattern

  7. Re:What's especially funny on Old Computers Exhibit · · Score: 2

    I worked almost ten years as a computer operator. I still work with people who are computer operators. Trust me, it's not as fun as you're imagining.

    Chris Mattern

  8. Re:One benefit on Open Source More Expensive In the Long Run? · · Score: 2

    > > Open Source software is, by definition, fully documented [snip]

    > LMAO

    Granted, this depends on your definition of "fully documented", and I find the definition of "have source code=fully documented" to be pretty poor definition myself. But try this: "Open Source software has, by definition, a guaranteed minimum of accurate and detailed (if not necessarily easily assimilated) documentation that proprietary software *can't* guarantee."

    Chris Mattern

  9. Re:"Acclaimed" writer Kevin J. Anderson? on The Legends Of Dune - Volume 1: The Butlerian Jihad · · Score: 2

    > voted the best paperback SF novel of 1995 by Locus magazine

    Actually somewhat impressive, but seven years ago.

    > nominated for the Bram Stoker Award

    "nominated", as in, "didn't win". Never heard of the award, either.

    > 1996 preliminary Nebula nominee

    As in, "not actually nominated"

    > voted "Best Science Fiction Novel of 1995" by the readers of SFX magazine

    Who? Never heard of the magazine.

    > hit the New York Times bestseller list

    The NYT bestseller list is shamelessly manipulated by the publishers, but OK, that's not bad.

    > voted "Best Science Fiction Novel of 1996. "

    By whom? The Oompa-Loompas? And when did he last update his bio? Has he gotten *any* good reviews in the last five years?

    Chris Mattern

  10. Re:That's kind of silly on Examples of Programming Gone Wrong? · · Score: 2

    Still bad. If you are coding the date as YYMMDD, then a "junk date" should be something physically impossible--like 999999. If 'dd-mon-yyyy', then '99-xxx-9999'. If it is possible to code a completely impossible date, then *that* date should be used as a "junk" date.

    Chris Mattern

  11. Re:Michael Jackson on Musicians vs. RIAA At USA Today · · Score: 2

    How nice to have one of Jackson's press releases posted for us. Did vitiligo also reshape his nose and cheekbones?

    Chris Mattern

  12. Re:Counterthesese on Do Cell Phones Make Us Stupid? · · Score: 2

    >> They don't know how to say 'I don't know.'

    > Ture, but Western Science and Medicine are surely the worst offenders in this regard.

    Medicine could stand some improvement here, but western science, while a long way from perfect, does better on that score than almost anything else. Any scientist will readily give a laundry list of things he doesn't know. The very first step in any scientific research is saying, "I don't know--but I'll find out".

    Chris Mattern

  13. Re:A bit of useful information on Yucca Mountain Approved for US Nuclear Waste Storage · · Score: 2

    > Okay, but could I just take a lot of spent fuel, extract just the "pure" U235 and
    > reconstitute it into a big ball of "pure" 95%> U-235?

    Sure. All you need to do is build a uranium enrichment facility. That'll only cost billions of dollars and require expertise found in only a handful of nuclear scientists.

    Chris Mattern

  14. Re:Nice target on Nintendo Hires Walking Gamers · · Score: 2

    > Invade Nebraska? Now you are just being silly... :)

    Indeed. Everyone knows the Temple of Nod is in Bosnia--(http://www.euronet.nl/users/jjk/games/Com mandAndConquer/gdi.html).

    Chris Mattern

  15. Re:With apologies to Abbott and Costello... on The Who's John Entwistle Dead · · Score: 2

    > Abbott: That's the band's name.
    > Costello: The Who's name?
    > Abbott: Yes.
    > Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
    > Abbott: That's it.
    > Costello: The Who?
    > Abbott: Yes.

    Costello: So Yes is on stage...
    Abbott: No, Yes isn't even at the concert!

    Chris Mattern

  16. Re:More interesting quote than that... on The Economist Looks At The Console Industry · · Score: 3, Informative

    > How the hell does one business line exceed 100% of a compannies profits?

    When the company, exclusive of that business line, is losing money. For example: product A made by company X shows a net profit of $120 million a year. Leaving aside the revenues and costs associated with A, X loses $20 million a year. Result: Company X as a whole shows a net profit of $100 million a year, with product A being 120% of X's profits.

    Chris Mattern

  17. Re:Combining two of the most popular genres... on Video Games in Gym Class - DDR 101? · · Score: 2

    > DDR meets Quake

    More commonly known as "paintball"...

    Chris Mattern

  18. Re:How Anit-Trust laws let M$ into console gaming on Iowa Court May Order Microsoft Refunds · · Score: 2

    But the Sega Master System got a second lease on life as the Game Gear (you could even get an adapter to play Master System cartridges in a GG). Granted, it finally got beat out by the Game Boy, but it wasn't a half-bad handheld system. I've still got mine, and pull it out and play it some times.

    Chris Mattern

  19. Re:Teddy Bear appeal... on Techno Teddy · · Score: 2

    > teddy bear terror bomb

    Whoa, Cowboy Bebop flashback.

    "YOU! Teddy Bomber, serial bomber!"

    Chris Mattern

  20. Re:Crappy moderation... on What Free Cable? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Charming...to the last.

    Chris Mattern

  21. Re:The new Dark Fiber problem.... on KPNQwest Files for Bankruptcy · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only you knew the power of the Dark Fiber...

    Chris Mattern

  22. Re:type* var is evil on What is Well-Commented Code? · · Score: 2

    > You missed my point entirely. *foo is not a character. *foo is a pointer,

    No, foo is a pointer. *foo is a dereferenced pointer, which means, since foo is defined as a pointer to char, it is a char. The fact that the pointer must be properly defined before it can be dereferenced does not change that.

    > Saying that *foo is a character implies that you can do something like *foo = 'A';

    No, it doesn't imply that. Saying that *foo is a static character variable implies that, but of course, it isn't, and we never said it was.

    Chris Mattern

  23. Re:But the question that will NEVER be answered... on Comic Book Physics · · Score: 2

    > "The guy in the car actually does age negligibly less than someone standing around."

    > These experiments were obviously not performed anywhere near the Long Island Expressway during
    > the rush hour starting Memorial day weekend

    Well, it doesn't apply there; those people aren't actually *moving*.

    Chris Mattern

  24. Re:Lets talk ecnomics. on Comic Book Physics · · Score: 2

    > geek_mode

    > in the Marvel Universe, there is a company called Damage Inc. that goes around repairing
    > superhero/villain damage.

    ubergeek_mode

    It was Damage Control. That was a pretty damn funny couple of mini-series, too. How would *you* like to try and collect Victor Von Doom's overdue bills? (Actually, he paid. He is, after all, *lawful* evil...)

    /ubergeek_mode

    > They're paid by insurance companies who of course have SuperHero Damage Insurance Policies
    > for sale in all major cities.

    > /geek_mode

    Chris Mattern

  25. Re:Why is it.... on Attack of the Clones to Cost Economy $300m · · Score: 4, Funny

    > There's a seriously huge rivalry between our countries, mostly down to those pesky Argies
    > employing some decidedly unfair tactics in previous matches. :-)

    Wasn't there also a minor matter involving some islands?

    Chris Mattern