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  1. Re:Did they expect different? on GM Pulls Plug on Electric Car · · Score: 1

    You know why it was so tough to get an EV-1? 'Cause each one GM rented cost them a mint. I suspect that at a cost of three or four times as much, which is what GM would actually need to charge to cover their costs, it wouldn't be nearly as popular.

    > The Corbin Sparrows was a 1-person freeway capable vehicle that had a 1-year backlog of
    > orders until reliability problems caught up with it.

    "It sold great until people figured out it didn't work." Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

    Chris Mattern

  2. Re:This is so stupid on New Computer Program Determines "Hitability" · · Score: 1

    > An artist puts something of himself or herself into the work. It conveys emotions and ideas. There
    > may be science in music, but there's no science behind what makes a song good or enjoyable.

    That's very true. But what does this have to do with pop music?

    Chris Mattern

  3. Re:Yeah. Right. on Computers Will Be Built By Living Cells · · Score: 1

    > Your brain takes what it needs, which is a fixed amount

    No, it isn't. The harder you think, the more energy your brain needs to suck up. One way scientists study which parts of the brain do which jobs is to record how much glucose takeup there is in the various parts of the brain during various different mental activities. And see the other reply to this about "bonk". Why do you think you can't think when you're truly exhausted?

    Chris Mattern

  4. Re:I'm your muppet in a sea of BS. on OSS Officially On Microsoft's Financial Radar Screen · · Score: 1

    > You couldn't be more wrong. In fact, thou beest the most wrongful thou could be. Or is that beeth?

    "Thou art the most wrongful thou couldst be." would be the idiom you're looking for, I think.

    Chris Mattern

  5. Copyright Rumblings? on Copyright Rumblings · · Score: 1

    "Rumble. Rumble. Rumble. Copyright. Copyright. Copyright."

    Chris Mattern

    And this is because the stupid lameness filter is being difficult.

  6. I can see it now... on Produce Organs...From Printer · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Yeah, I remember John. Poor guy. Died on the operating table when they had a paper jam."

    Chris Mattern

  7. Re:About voter turnout.... on Elect Steve Jobs President of the United States · · Score: 1

    > Thanks for the stats, but have noticed how turnout seems to ocillate between low and high
    ? turnout each year, seperated by a margin of about 20%? Something to do with incumbancy, perhaps?

    Something to do with presidential elections: if you'll look again at your figures, you'll notice that the high turnouts are all presidential election years. People who can't be bothered to go vote for their congressman will turn out to vote for President.

    Chris Mattern

  8. Re:You must provide proof for us to UNlearn histor on Slashback: :CueCat, Exercise, Wormage · · Score: 2

    > Look, we learned what we learned in high school
    > from those textbooks because most historians and
    > educators agreed upon those facts.

    No, you learned that because that was the toned-down drivel that the textbook publisher could sell to the largest number of school boards. And as Mark Twain said, "First God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he created school boards."

    Chris Mattern

  9. Re:sounds like trouble on Fan-Made Star Trek Episode Available for Download · · Score: 5, Informative

    Most likely, it was named after this Exeter. Here's an account of how the Japanese sunk her in WWII.

    Chris Mattern

  10. Re:On the battlefield on Mood-Sensing Computer · · Score: 2

    Soldier: Go north
    ICPR: You cheer north on.

    Chris Mattern

  11. Re:Talk about pressure on Mood-Sensing Computer · · Score: 2

    > I'm betting the goal is more like a computerized IV pump sort of thing that administers some kind of
    > drug to calm them down and make them more efficient killers.

    "Ah, yeah, that's the stuff."

    Chris Mattern

  12. Re:This guy has no point on Microsoft's Worst Enemy: Themselves · · Score: 2

    > If you are so worried about people knowing your entertainment habits, then maybe you are watching
    > some stuff that you shouldn't be watching...

    "If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear." Right?

    Chris Mattern

  13. Re-inventing the wheel? on Redesigning The "Back" Button · · Score: 2

    > They propose a system that records all pages visited.

    "Good lord, man, you've invented the history list!"

    Chris Mattern

  14. Re:Global military supremacy? on Re-examining the Port Chicago Disaster · · Score: 2

    > I think the "we had to drop the A-bomb becauase the invasion would have been worse" story is a
    > remarkably well done piece of propaganda which has endured to the point of becoming accepted fact.

    But it is fact. We *did* have to drop the A-bomb; to blame the US for not knowing about secret Japanese deliberations is essentially to blame them for not being psychic.

    Chris Mattern

  15. Re:Nice list, but should have stuck to flaws on Top Ten Shameful Games · · Score: 2

    > I decided not to buy ES2 when I fired up the Elder Scrolls II demo, and immediately fell
    > through the floor into a dark place where I could not move.

    Geez, the worst thing that ever happened to me was my computer crashing.

    Chris Mattern

  16. Things that make you go "Hmmm." on Spam Conference in Boston · · Score: 2

    > Slashdotters who are peeved about spam can register here.

    For which they want your email address--and add that it shouldn't be too heavily shielded against spam. Hmmm....

    Chris Mattern

  17. Re:They're gonna invade on First Human Clone Born? · · Score: 3, Funny

    > The Canadians are gonna invade with there army of clones. Let's nuke'm

    Jeez, don't you know *anything* about military stuff? When your going to get invaded by an army of clones, you send out your Jedi. *Everybody* knows that...

    Chris Mattern

  18. Re:My gripe on Top Ten Web-Design Mistakes of 2002 · · Score: 2

    > to verify it's correct.

    After all, you don't want your spam going to the wrong address, do you?

    Chris Mattern

  19. Re:You know what I like? on Top Ten Web-Design Mistakes of 2002 · · Score: 2

    > why doesn't slashdot ever get slashdotted?

    Well...they do, actually. I have stretches of time (particularly early weekday mornings) when slashdot pretty much shuts down on me. Other times when it breaks--doesn't remember my user ID, won't let me sign on, won't let me display the stories and comments in anything but default mode.

    Chris Mattern

  20. Re:States are asserting their rights on U.S. Proposes Centralized Internet Surveillance · · Score: 2

    I can see you flunked civics. There is a National Governors Association, but that is simply an unofficial talk shop for governors to get together to chew the fat and organize to lobby the feds for more goodies for the states. It has no legal existance as a part of government, and the state governors certainly have no right to overrule federal law, either individually or collectively. You may be badly misremembering the process of amending the Constitution, in which after an amendment is approved by two-thirds of both houses of Congress (or two-thirds of a constitutional convention), it must be ratified by three-fourths of the state *legislatures* (or state conventions), not governors.

    Chris Mattern

  21. I'm not hurt... on Company Christmas Gifts / Bonuses? · · Score: 5, Funny

    > What did you get from your Company for Christmas?

    Nothing. But it's OK; I didn't get them anything either.

    Chris Mattern

  22. Re:And Otto Lilienthal flew before them all on Kiwi Flight Before the Wright Brothers? · · Score: 2

    > Their work was based on Lilienthal's work. Including the methology.
    > Lilienthal reduced some problems into small self-contained experiments to devise several
    > formulas for aerodynamics and published them. And he build small models and real glider out of this
    > data and documented that, too.

    > In other words, he did scientific work on aerodynamics.

    Not only that, he made a kickass supervillain .

    Chris Mattern

  23. Re:I wonder how much of this is quality . . . on Critics Pan Nemesis · · Score: 2

    > Really? What? I've read all the plays, and all the poetry (including the obscure stuff like
    > Pericles and Titus Andronicus),

    TA gets my vote: ol' Bill doesn't seem to be interested in anything in Titus beyond piling up the body count as fast and as gruesomely as possible. It's like watching the Elizabethan equivalent of a Jason movie.

    Chris Mattern

  24. Re:High Polish on New Mad Max Film · · Score: 2

    > 3 years!?! That script must be so polished you have to shield your eyes from it.

    "Don't look at the script, Marion!"

    Chris Mattern

  25. Re:Let's see.... on New Mad Max Film · · Score: 2

    Hint--if the film makes money, the people who run the studios don't care if it was so bad that it caused uncontrollable projectile vomiting in the audience. As far as they're concerned, the formula worked, and they'll keep using it.

    Chris Mattern