I'd rather purchase my electronics from that charming gentleman who walked up to me at the gas station than purchase something from Best Buy. He mostly likely has better selection and better prices if you can just overlook the fact that the box may just contain a brick or that the camera he's selling already has pictures of someone else's family on it.
No worries, Apple already has this item. It just takes a little work. I built a box out of 5 iPads and wear it like a helmet. Just a little duct tape (Apple brand, of course - $120 per roll in you local Apple store) on the edges and you are set.
All my research in police buddy comedy movies and CSI derivatives, this is remarkably common, happening once or twice a week. And when put in order of frequency of police events, it falls between hanging out of a broken window of a skyscraper and chasing a bad guy(s) in a swampboat.
Funny, all that stuff you listed sounds like a incremental upgrade to an existing product. Yet, Apple was promoting this announcement with more hype than a movie trailer for a summer blockbuster. It had all of the Apple worshiping people I know preparing a blank check and gathering camping supplies to haul to the nearest Apple store. It just shows one of Apple's real strengths, marketing.
Please sir, I only use knobs made from the finest of unicorn horn. It may have cost several million dollars but once you hear the warmth on the midrange of the complete catalog of Right Said Fred you'll understand why.
Leading a secret military force against the world's most evil organizations doesn't pay the bill like it did in the past. He's had to return to his first love, writing to make end's meet.
I hope you didn't use those cables right out of the package. Surely, you had them properly burned them in before you connected them. If not, you're are sacrificing the warmth of your low end.
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I'd rather purchase my electronics from that charming gentleman who walked up to me at the gas station than purchase something from Best Buy. He mostly likely has better selection and better prices if you can just overlook the fact that the box may just contain a brick or that the camera he's selling already has pictures of someone else's family on it.
No worries, Apple already has this item. It just takes a little work. I built a box out of 5 iPads and wear it like a helmet. Just a little duct tape (Apple brand, of course - $120 per roll in you local Apple store) on the edges and you are set.
I thought bluetooth headsets enabled people to be oblivious a-holes, but wait till this gets in the hands of the masses.
All my research in police buddy comedy movies and CSI derivatives, this is remarkably common, happening once or twice a week. And when put in order of frequency of police events, it falls between hanging out of a broken window of a skyscraper and chasing a bad guy(s) in a swampboat.
What sort of crazy porn do you have to search for in Japan to raise an eyebrow?
Ugh.
You know they never tell you about the downside of being literate. You just have to find out by reading a joke like that.
Some of tasks that they we're promoting are and have been standard computer fair for 10+ years. "Work, Search Internet, Edit Sound, Create Graphics"
And I think I would have said "Search the Internet" if possible, that sounds too much like my parents asking "Can this computer do Internet?"
Funny, all that stuff you listed sounds like a incremental upgrade to an existing product. Yet, Apple was promoting this announcement with more hype than a movie trailer for a summer blockbuster. It had all of the Apple worshiping people I know preparing a blank check and gathering camping supplies to haul to the nearest Apple store. It just shows one of Apple's real strengths, marketing.
Please sir, I only use knobs made from the finest of unicorn horn. It may have cost several million dollars but once you hear the warmth on the midrange of the complete catalog of Right Said Fred you'll understand why.
Maybe this is the real goal of Yahoo. To force someone to buy them and maximize their cheeseburger multiplier.
Thanks Kanye. Now, can the Enterprise have the microphone back?
but she's got a new hat
Leading a secret military force against the world's most evil organizations doesn't pay the bill like it did in the past. He's had to return to his first love, writing to make end's meet.
Microsoft is supposedly going to release a hair-dryer-chair for beauty salons powered by Ballmer's fumes.
Because it's worked wonders for his hair
Morons!
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"I thought I was a genius for doubling my money."
Sigh. Me too. Instead I have a PowerMac that effectively cost me a quarter of a million dollars.
A.
And that was just the list price, think of all the money you lost on the stock.
I hope you didn't use those cables right out of the package. Surely, you had them properly burned them in before you connected them. If not, you're are sacrificing the warmth of your low end.
It will surely look like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GW3K5_w0-A
Don't worry Judge Wapner will over turn this in the Supreme People's Court.
Nope? Ok, wait for the next code release.
is this will trigger another terrible Roland Emmerich disaster movie.
when I walk in with my 42 inch tablet.
The difference is in the number of lawyers involved.
Yes!! An extra second for drinking.
I don't know about #1. Here he is at the Pyongyang State Fair having a grand time