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  1. Re:What kind of job is that? on The Real MIT Blackjack Mastermind · · Score: 1

    A lot machine is nothing more than a random number generator matched up against a win table.

    And you know this... how exactly?

  2. Not reliable enough on New Service Maps Speed Traps By Cell Phone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe troopers will start to hide around halfway between towers now ;)

    - *flashing lights*
    - Guy gets pulled over
    - "license and registration please"
    - cell phone beeps "speed trap ahead"
    - "Oh what have we got here?"

  3. "Regular Expressions for Onion Routing" on Regular Expression Pocket Reference · · Score: 1

    Now that would be an interesting pair of authors ;)

  4. Re:just to highlight on Molecular Basis for Life Found on Extrasolar Planet · · Score: 1

    Thank you, someone mod this up.

  5. Re:My little how-to on How To Communicate Science to a Polarized US Audience · · Score: 1

    Ethanol? Polar? Tell us another one!

    Maybe the polarized audience should be required to explain how a medicine works before they are allowed to use it. Problem solved, give or take a few generations :)

  6. Re:Meh. on How Apple Got Everything Right By Doing Everything Wrong · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I disagree. Industrial design is a big part of it, and not so much technology as engineering. People don't go for OSX because it's BSD, they go for it because it's pretty, and because shit just works. The latter sounds simple, but is extremely hard to pull off-- it requires total vertical control, and the willingness in upper management to enforce a high standard. BSD was just one of the possible ways to meet this high standard, that Apple felt was best.

  7. Re:Check, Meet Balance on Sequoia Threatens Over Voting Machine Evaluation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe that's how this happened. Some clueless board member demands something to be done, slamming his first on the table. The task gets assigned to the CEO, who assigns it to the lawyers, who do "something" that will appease the chain of command all the while knowing how useless it is.

  8. Re:If it has API - it will ROCK on OCZ Prepares Neural Impulse Actuator for Shipping · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude what are you talking about. I just let arthritis freeze my pinky permanently pressing down the Control key (mapped to Caps Lock, of course), making Emacs use a breeze. It's the opposite of damage!

  9. Re:What, what? on Preload Drastically Boosts Linux Performance · · Score: 5, Insightful

    innovation = first time to do something from your point of view

    invention = first time to do something ever

    Note how MS is always careful to point out they innovate.

    *flush*

  10. Well how about on Gates Foundation Vs. Openness In Research · · Score: 1

    If you inject this vaccine into a siamese multiplet, you must purchase one license per individual.

  11. Re:As an Oregonian... on Google's Addiction to Cheap Electricity · · Score: 1

    About the third disincentive you listed, dude, you just got every typical Slashdot nerd thinking about moving to Portland ;)

  12. Re:The man died with open eyes doing what he loved on Steve Fossett Declared Dead · · Score: 2, Funny

    I disagree, I think he was an awesome guy who did a lot of good things for the people around him!

    Joe
    HotBalloonSupplies.com

  13. Re:roll rates make people hurl on Birds Give a Lesson to Plane Designers · · Score: 1

    They should look no further than my Dremel tool for inspiration. That thing can roll at more than 100k degrees per second-- sustained!

  14. Production hit a snag on Duke Nukem Forever 'Confirmed' For Late 2008 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The game has gone gold, but they are still waiting for their Moller to fly the master over to the factory.

  15. Not offline yet? on Fifth Cable Cut To Middle East · · Score: 1

    Cut cable #6 then!

  16. Stops the onslaught of Western culture on Fourth Undersea Cable Taken Offline In Less Than a Week · · Score: 1

    Instead their people have no choice but watch this. (Not safe for work in red states).

  17. Without a hitch??? on Fourth Undersea Cable Taken Offline In Less Than a Week · · Score: 1

    Dude, the Patriots lost! How's that for a hitch?

  18. Solution on US Pulls Plug on Low-CO2 Powerplant Project · · Score: 1

    Split the CO2 into elemental carbon and oxygen-- then we can safely bury the carbon since it's solid, and release the harmless oxygen into the atmosphere or use it for industrial purposes or whatnot.

  19. Carriers on Apple Can't Afford iPhone's Carrier Exclusivity · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It strikes me that the mobile networking situation in the US right now is what our wired Internet would be in had the greedy money-grubbing carriers been in charge of designing it. Your email would reside in central offices, and you would pay $1 to send or receive one (plus $1 per megabyte of attachments). The Web would be a set of AOL-like walled gardens with mutually incompatible content formats. Yay for VCASTrated YouTube! The scary part is that there were projects at former Bell Labs developing systems along that line under the PCS label. *shudder*

  20. Re:What if Google bought Yahoo first? on Yahoo Bid shows Microsoft on the Ropes · · Score: 1

    Meh, let them merge. It's like two little piles of crap joining together into one large pile of crap.

  21. And let's not forget on Microsoft Launches IT Superhero Comic · · Score: 4, Funny
  22. Re:WAN, SCHMAN on LAN Turns 30, May Not See 40? · · Score: 4, Funny

    It doesn't work that way, it's more like a game of chicken-- one guy gets a router first, and then everyone else hops on. First hand experience here :)

  23. Re:The D Block is the Real Game on Spectrum Auction Could Be A Game of Chicken · · Score: 1

    I don't know, the D block has awfully little bandwidth.

    Check this figure, and compare it with the GSM spectrum for some perspective.

  24. Re:Reserve met on Spectrum Auction Could Be A Game of Chicken · · Score: 1

    I wish they didn't set a reserve. How much money will they now waster in fees! That's government for ya.

  25. Re:Trading one monopoly for another? on P2P Fans Pound Comcast In FCC Comments · · Score: 1

    I know someone with FiOS, and the equipment they installed in his basement is impressive, as in, looks so expensive I'm impressed they don't charge for it. They installed a huge switchboard cabinet, with a backup battery and some sort of conversion electronics to feed into standard coax TV cables and Ethernet.