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Fourth Undersea Cable Taken Offline In Less Than a Week

An anonymous reader writes "Another undersea cable was taken offline on Friday, this one connecting Qatar and UAE. 'The [outage] caused major problems for internet users in Qatar over the weekend, but Qtel's loss of capacity has been kept below 40% thanks to what the telecom said was a large number of alternative routes for transmission. It is not yet clear how badly telecom and internet services have been affected in the UAE.' In related news it's been confirmed that the two cables near Egypt were not cut by ship anchors." Update: 02/04 07:13 GMT by Z : A commenter notes that despite the language in the article indicated a break or malfunction, the cable wasn't cut. It was taken offline due to power issues.

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  1. Cue... by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...the bombs in 3... 2... 1...

    Seriously, is there anyone who doesn't think this is either a precursor to military action, or a direct attack on Iran's about-to-launch Euro-based oil market?

    4 cuts, as far as I am concerned, is no co-incidence. I literally expect to turn on the TV and see bombs falling any day now. Economy down, turn up the war machine. It really is a common historical sequence.

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    1. Re:Cue... by dattaway · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well the Pentagon has recently declared the internet as an enemy weapons system.

    2. Re:Cue... by Sangloth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Although I can't pretend to explain what happened with the cables, I think it's safe to say that we aren't going to war with Iran in the immediate future. It would be political suicide for any politician who supported it, (the Iraq war is no longer popular with the electorate), and we are headed to an election. If we wanted to turn up the war machine, Iraq and Afganistan both offer locations to do it at.

      Sangloth
      I'd appreciate any comment with a logical basis... it doesn't even have to agree with me.

    3. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK someone, anyone smarter than me

      sort this out FAST

      something is up, and it's not about ships dragging answers

      what the HELL is about to happen?

    4. Re:Cue... by _merlin · · Score: 1

      Either they're preparing for war or the conspiracy theories about the NSA installing wiretaps are true... Or maybe there's a design flaw in modern submarine cables that's just causing things to fail now, but that's probably just wishful thinking.

      I hope this is just a bizarre coincidence. I really don't want to see World War III. I wish the US would stop trying to impose themselves on the rest of the world. It's cost too many lives already. I was hoping that within the year Bush would be out of office and someone more reasonable would be in (Obama maybe?) but if this escalates, I expect Bush will just declare emergency wartime powers to hold on to his throne for as long as possible.

    5. Re:Cue... by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It does seem like it's not coincidence, but I just don't see the link between this and an attack on Iran. What could possibly be the connection between two cables in Egypt, and us bombing Iran? Do you honestly think that people within the agency that created this network are foolish enough to think that even several more of these cuts will stop the flow of traffic? It's more likely that a middle eastern group is doing this to reduce western influence without any real grasp on just how resilient the network is.

    6. Re:Cue... by J'raxis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It would be political suicide indeed, for a politician to start a war shortly before an election -- in which he was running. Bush isn't.

    7. Re:Cue... by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, but the Republican party still wants a chance at this election. If another war was started, it would guarantee a Democrat victory.

    8. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what does Bush care? He can't be re-elected, so no worries for him. All bonuses for he and Cheney's friends at Haliburton. And the republican Congress? They can claim it was no idea/fault of theirs. Just something Bush got us into, and of course, we can't just pull out an leave the place in chaos (same reason for staying in Iraq).

      4 cuts in a week is scaring me bad about what politicians with nothing left to lose might do for their friends.

    9. Re:Cue... by omeomi · · Score: 1

      Although I can't pretend to explain what happened with the cables, I think it's safe to say that we aren't going to war with Iran in the immediate future. It would be political suicide for any politician who supported it

      Technically speaking, I'm pretty sure Bush can *start* a war without having to get approval from Congress. Continuing it requires congressional approval, but we've all seen how hard it is to stop a war once it's going...

    10. Re:Cue... by erroneus · · Score: 1

      The theory I lean to is the installation of NSA or CIA wiretaps.

    11. Re:Cue... by bikerider7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, but the Republican party still wants a chance at this election. If another war was started, it would guarantee a Democrat victory.
      If another war was started, Democrats would line up in support. Gotta support the troops.
    12. Re:Cue... by djdavetrouble · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You're not thinking outside of the tin-foil box.
      These are obviously failed attempts to tap internet traffic.
      The NSA has long been rumored to be able to live splice
      undersea fibre optic cables.

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    13. Re:Cue... by fohat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cue: Vogon Contsructor Fleet
      "People of Earth, Your attention please..."

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    14. Re:Cue... by dch24 · · Score: 1

      Watch the media... they are a fairly good indicator of what Democrats are thinking.

      Republican neo-cons (my mouth feels foul, saying that) are much harder to predict. You generally only see them publicly when they are reacting.

    15. Re:Cue... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wish the US would stop trying to impose themselves on the rest of the world.

      I don't think this is the U.S. The U.S. would make sure to cut all the cables at once, therefore ensuring maximum disruption and surprise at the time of the attack. The way this is being done is slow and relatively uncoordinated. Which suggests either a probing maneuver or a lack of resources.

      The U.S. is fairly straightforward with its objectives. The brass doesn't like taking things slowly when it comes to war. The plan is to get in, blow stuff up, rebuild the critical infrastructure, then leave. It doesn't always work that way (e.g. Iraq), but it is the ideal scenario that every General and Admiral desires. Long and protracted wars are far too costly. Not just to the U.S. itself, but also on a personal level for the brass.

      Which raises the question: Who would gain from slowly cutting international Internet access in the Middle East? The myriad of plausible answers contrasted with the lack of any solid suspects scares me a hell of a lot more than any U.S. military operations. IMHO, it's in the best interest of the U.S. to find out what is going on NOW. Something big may be coming down the pipeline in the middle east. If and when it comes, it's not going to be pleasant.
    16. Re:Cue... by Sinryc · · Score: 1

      Although it is a Democrat congress now, so rethink your statement.

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    17. Re:Cue... by thogard · · Score: 1

      I can do live splices about 10% of the time without the link going down on 10 gig optics without the right tools on dry land.

    18. Re:Cue... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I thought so too, and I remember a figure of 90 days being mentioned, but I can't seem to find the relevant passage in the Constitution.

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    19. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope that [preferred candidate] gets into office to fix the mess [incumbent that I don't like] made. I'm sure that [incumbent that I don't like] will assume emergency wartime powers to stay in office.

      Replace the word Bush in your sentence with Clinton and you have what the right-wing whack jobs were saying toward the end of the nineties. Welcome to the left-wing whack job category... enjoy your stay.

    20. Re:Cue... by demachina · · Score: 2, Informative

      "No, but the Republican party still wants a chance at this election. If another war was started, it would guarantee a Democrat victory."

      Not if you manage an effective propaganda campaign to con the American people in to thinking that they and their children are in imminent danger. It would be somewhat harder to do this time around because everyone is a little jaded from Iraq... It would still be quite possible to use an imagined threat from Iran to actually win an election as long as you are willing to kill a few Americans to get the fear rolling. The Republican's won the 2002 and 2004 elections at least partially based on fear mongering about 9/11 and Iraq, that and skillful use of wedge issues like gay marriage and abortion.

      All you would need is another 9/11 scale attack, an attack where you could implicate Iran even if they had nothing to do with it, real or fabricated evidence of an Iranian built nuke, and a repeat of something like the Anthrax letters that followed 9/11.

      The neocon cabal, The New American Century had pretty brazenly outlined the importance of modern Pearl Harbors to advance their agenda, and lucky them, they got one on 9/11, followed by a couple more in the London and Madrid bombings.

      Those Anthrax letters are the most disturbing indicator of a government conspiracy, even if 9/11 wasn't, where someone killed a small number of Americans in order to create a panic about weapons of mass destruction so it could be used as the propaganda lever to get the American people to support invading Iraq. All indications are the Anthrax came out of American bioweapons labs, not from some Middle Eastern terrorist. You also note the American government made absolutely no progress in finding the responsible party even though they know where the Anthrax came from.

      I still remember the run up to Iraq war where Fox News was running news stories suggesting Saddam was going to use drones to spray American cities with chemical and biological weapons. It was complete insanity and blatantly fabrication .... but it worked. Anything is possible if you control an effective propaganda machine.

      I'm the first to admit its a little unlikely, but the Neocons are starting to regain some of their malevolent self confidence since things have calmed down some in Iraq. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if they are considering ginning up a war with Iran in time to start a new and furious round of flag waving and lapel pins for the next election.

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    21. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A communications disruption can mean only one thing - invasion."

    22. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Long and protracted wars are far too costly. Not just to the U.S. itself, but also on a personal level for the brass.

      Yeah, it must be hell for them, sitting in those nice, safe (often stateside) command centers and sending all those soldiers off to get maimed and killed. I can see how that could take its toll on a guy.

    23. Re:Cue... by masdog · · Score: 1

      I realize this is Slashdot, and everything runs with an anti-American bent around here these days, but you're ignoring several other possibilities that are just as likely as a botched attempt at installing fiber taps or the prelude to a war.

    24. Re:Cue... by Kristoph · · Score: 1

      If the NSA or the CIA wanted to these wires they would have done so without damage.

      I expect the NSA already has taps on all these lines anyway.

    25. Re:Cue... by Sangloth · · Score: 1

      Howard Dean, an essentially unknown politician with no following gained a very large amount of donations. I think reasonable people would agree that what made Dean attractive to all the donor's was that Dean was consistently against the Iraq war from day 1. While Dean did eventually fail to be nominated, his success at fund-raising had attracted the attention of other democrats. Look at Hillary's vocal defense during this election that she was not in fact voting for the war, but further action through the UN. She and other democrat's see the advantage to be anti-war, and would not make the same mistake twice.
      Given how a seemingly clear cut reason to war (WMD) has been undercut, I think no democrats and few republicans would fund another pre-emptive war.

      Sangloth
      I'd appreciate any comment with a logical basis...it doesn't even have to agree with me.

    26. Re:Cue... by Casandro · · Score: 1

      Seriously, do you really think the US television would even report on it?
      Wars aren't that popular anymore, so it's probably not a good idea to brag about it in the media.

      The war will start soon, but probably the only tv station reporting about it will be Al Jazeera International.

    27. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it would favor a Republican candidate for us to be in a time of war. Look at the last election. If we weren't in a time of war I doubt Bush would have made it past Kerry.

      Republicans and Independents rally around conservative candidates in a time of war.

      That said, I don't think the current President is really thinking about the next candidate. He's thinking about his own legacy. Despite some calling him the worst president ever, he is the divine messenger that delivered God's word to radical islamists. Wiping out Iran, in his mind, would eventually be seen as heroic in the eyes of history. He realizes the execution could have gone better like everyone else. But he is deeply convinced this clusterfuck is going down as one of the greatest accomplishments of an American President. And the scary thing is there is that 20% of the country that seems to be behind him on that.

    28. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought I was the only one who felt this way. I mentioned it to one person, and they dismissed it. But I too think it's the precursor to a US military strike on Iran, or at least on Iran's economy.

    29. Re:Cue... by Oswald · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't tell if you're being facetious or not. The law you're talking about isn't in the Constitution (and is considered by many an abdication of Congress's Constitutionally-mandated duty); it's the War Powers Resolution of 1973.

    30. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize this is Slashdot, and everything runs with an anti-American bent around here these days, but you're ignoring several other possibilities ...

      Well I'm as anti-American as they come, but my first thought was, the fundies are cutting the internet cables to stop to corrupting influence of western media ...

    31. Re:Cue... by letxa2000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nah... if bombs were about to start falling, their internal communications would be the targets--not their international connections. What are they doing to do, send an email to call for help to repel an attack? Plus the communications would be attacked pretty much simultaneously to an attack--not days ahead of the attack.

      I'd agree that someone is deliberately doing this, but I don't think it's the U.S. and I don't think it's a precursor to an attack on Iran. There's just very little military value in doing so--especially days ahead of an attack which, if anything, would tip the enemy off and allow them to prepare.

      No, something interesting is afoot. And as much as people want to blame everything on Bush, I don't think he's responsible for this. Someone is, though.

    32. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I hear the name Howard Dean, I cannot stop myself from hearing that scream. I think that has something to do with his campaign

    33. Re:Cue... by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Following-up on the my previous message, I almost can imagine this as a "proof of concept" cyber-attack. Someone is cutting cables to see what is affected, how badly, and how quickly it is repaired. And they're showing they can do it. So it could be a probing attack to see what kind of damage they can do in a physical cyber-attack. Or maybe someone's thinking they can do this and try to hold the Internet hostage--"A billion in my account by tomorrow or we shut down the international Internet... we already showed you we can do it."

    34. Re:Cue... by plover · · Score: 1
      Well, if we're playing conspiracy game theory, there are a lot of possibilities.

      Maybe it's a series of tests designed to figure out how resilient the networks are, and what the fiber operators' response times are? Could be the U.S., or it could be others.

      Another possibility is it's a show of force by a James-Bond-villain style extortionist. "Pay me a billion dollars, Q'atar, or your internet lines will be cut just like this! Moo-hoo-huh-huh-hah-hah-hah!" Maybe we should all be on the lookout for a large underwater city, owned by Stromberg Enterprises...

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    35. Re:Cue... by kestasjk · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...the bombs in 3... 2... 1...

      Seriously, is there anyone who doesn't think this is either a precursor to military action, or a direct attack on Iran's about-to-launch Euro-based oil market?

      4 cuts, as far as I am concerned, is no co-incidence. I literally expect to turn on the TV and see bombs falling any day now. Economy down, turn up the war machine. It really is a common historical sequence.

      I think it's going to be the end of the world. The four horsemen draw near. OMG FOUR horsemen?! Coincidence? I don't think so.
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    36. Re:Cue... by merreborn · · Score: 1

      If it's a splice, it's the sloppiest splice in history.

      You really think, if any of the potential targets have any reason to even imagine this was a splice, that they won't have divers down there to check, ASAP?

      A wire tap your target notices is a failed wiretap.
      A wire tap that causes catastrophic infrastructure failure is... worse than failure.

    37. Re:Cue... by McFadden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, but the Republican party still wants a chance at this election. If another war was started, it would guarantee a Democrat victory.
      The Neocons aren't Republicans by any definition of the term. They are a group of ultra-right extremists who have hijacked the Republican Party as a suitable vehicle to advance their cause. I don't think they care about what happens to the Republican Party - they're just hell-bent on carrying out as much of their destructive agenda as they can before Bush gets booted out, or (as some are predicting, although I don't believe it will happen) they declare martial law.
    38. Re:Cue... by anagama · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not true. Hillary Clinton would be there to help get the bloodshed going.

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    39. Re:Cue... by freedom_india · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They are a group of ultra-right extremists who have hijacked the Republican Party as a suitable vehicle to advance their cause. Why do i keep remembering William Shirer's "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" book?
      Somehow i have a Deja Vu sense...

      I bet EUR 100 (to be donated to Doctors without borders) that before this year runs out, we will have another major war with another country.

      Anybody willing to dare?
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    40. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hillary did vote for the resolution declaring Iran's Revolutionary Guards as a terrorist organization, which many see as too close to a war authorization for comfort. She claims it is not a war authorization, but she also claims the Iraq resolution was not intended as a war authorization either, at least not in the hands of a responsible president. Considering it's the same irresponsible president in both cases, one wonders ...

    41. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The plan is to get in, blow stuff up, rebuild the critical infrastructure, then leave. It doesn't always work that way

      It has never, ever worked that way.

    42. Re:Cue... by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 0

      The fucking irony here is that Iran is a lot more of a real threat than iraq was.

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    43. Re:Cue... by rucs_hack · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd appreciate any comment with a logical basis...

      You do know where you are, right?

      it doesn't even have to agree with me.

      Ah, I see the answer may be yes.

    44. Re:Cue... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      a direct attack on Iran's about-to-launch Euro-based oil market

      Iran currently imports the stuff. Also while it appears Cheney would desperately like to start WWIII there I really don't think the military can be convinced of it. I think they would like to remain a professional army instead of drafting and training the extra forces that would be required.

    45. Re:Cue... by Hangly+Man · · Score: 1

      I think a Clinton victory would be perfectly acceptable to the pro-war camp.

    46. Re:Cue... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is the U.S. The U.S. would make sure to cut all the cables at once

      That's the old US. The new US would have squabbling bunches of spooks without adult supervision messing up the schedule, cutting the wrong cables, killing a few of their own by mistake and blaming the French or Israel depending on their faction.

      I think Cthulhu or some other completely mythical beast is more likely.

    47. Re:Cue... by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Based on my experience reading the commander's book every day (ten years ago), you can bet MI has a decent guess about who is cutting the cables. They may not want to tip their hand about it, though. Don't take this as inside information. I don't have access to anything now.

    48. Re:Cue... by fredklein · · Score: 1

      It would be political suicide indeed, for a politician to start a war shortly before an election -- in which he was running. Bush isn't.


      Lets see... Start a war, find a few 'serious terrorist plots' in the USA, declare Martial Law, and sign an Executive Order allowing you to stay in Office 'for the duration'.... and of course, the War on Terror will never end. /You think now? //Stranger things have happened.

    49. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Y'know, I'm sure the brass, being absolute monsters, never think about the fact that what they do can get people killed.

      Or maybe they're human, and sometimes it actually bothers them.

      Idiot.

    50. Re:Cue... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Says who? The press? Ahmadinedschad? Remember that the former want to sell and the latter is a politician. It's popular in the Iran to bash the US, so he's bashing. And, lo and behold, he gets elected. Look around yourself and notice that this works all over the globe. No, not US bashing. But looking for an external foe to distract from internal problems.

      Politicians rarely tell you their point of view, or what they are really going to do. They tell you what you want to hear. Can you point me to any Iranian actions that support a "threat" scenario? I don't care for politicians' words anymore, usually it's opinion making and swaying, but little if any substance.

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    51. Re:Cue... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These are not failed attempts--these are diversions. It is hard to splice in without intercepting service, so the purpose of these is to make a splice further down the line indetectable. The splice goes in while service is out, then the diversion cuts are repaired and no one is the wiser.

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    52. Re:Cue... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Operation Just Cause
      Operation Desert Storm
      Operation Urgent Fury

      History rarely remembers the successful campaigns. Mostly, we remember the screw-ups. Unfortunately, the brass remembers it the other way around.

    53. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I dare. It won't happen, so long as we keep the definition of 'major' at an appropriate level. For the sake of this dare, a 'major' war is a war which involves more than 50,000 American troops. It wouldn't be fair, in my mind, for us to send 36,000 soldiers to Darfur or Somalia and count that as major. If you want, I'll even get a Slashdot account for the purposes of this dare.

      Certainly, a war with Iran would involve more than 50,000 troops. And certainly, another Afghanistan doesn't qualify as 'major'.

    54. Re:Cue... by Hangly+Man · · Score: 1

      Actually the neocons are a bunch of 60's and 70's ultra-left wingers (Trotskyists) who turned coat in the 80's and 90's.

    55. Re:Cue... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I presume you're unfamiliar with political casualties known as "scapegoats"?

    56. Re:Cue... by fredklein · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The idea is, you cut the cable at point 'A', and make it look like it was an accident (ship anchor, etc). Then, before they fix the cable, you trot on down the cable a few (tens of) miles to point 'B' and cut the cable there, too. But now you splice in a repeater that copies everything sent over that cable and sends it ...to you! When the cable is fixed at the original spot, comm traffic starts up, and no one is the wiser.

    57. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > These are obviously failed attempts to tap internet traffic.
      Why do you think these attempts have failed? I think they were
      quite successful: you cut the cable in one place and install
      the tapping device 1000 miles down the line while it is offline.
      Even if everyone know what has been done, it's all but impossible
      to find a proof of it.

    58. Re:Cue... by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Republicans and Independents rally around conservative candidates in a time of war.
      It's odd that you say that. Both Eisenhower and Nixon were elected to end wars, not continue them. And if Bush had followed his election winning platform of 2000 I don't think we would be in the war right now. Figuratively, he should have stuck to his guns. Meaning he should have found Bin Laden but stayed the fuck out of the other countries business.
      What really makes me wonder is that the politicians who normally get us into wars (the Democrats) are the ones who are most likely going to get us out. And they might just fix our spending problem. What the fuck happen to the Republican Party and being conservative? What a Bass Ackwards platform reversal this turned out to be.
    59. Re:Cue... by Hangly+Man · · Score: 1

      GHWB ignored the War Powers Act in 1991 on the grounds that it was unconstitutional. And it is. Only congress has the power to declare war. (He ignored the constitutional provisions too, FYI.)

    60. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the **AA..

    61. Re:Cue... by tsotha · · Score: 1

      The US is not in a position to attack Iran. Bush hasn't done what he needs to do either diplomatically or militarily. We'll know months ahead of time, as the right assets have to be moved to the right place for any kind of non-trivial attack, even an air-only attack. The belligerant talk over the last couple years is just the bad cop to the European good cop in the enrichment talks. It's a bluff, and everybody (including Iran) seems to realize that except for the American left.

      Furthermore, the US doesn't have any need to cut cables to Egypt and Qatar to start bombing Iran. If we attack Iran we'll bomb the telco infrastructure (along with power and transportation) in Iran - there's really nothing they can do to stop it. What purpose would pissing off everyone else in the region serve?

      I still think this may be just a big fuck-up on someone's part, but if it's not (and I agree there are too many coincidences here, assuming the reporting is accurate), the US government isn't the most likely culprit. More likely to be Iran, Syria, Israel, or some European commercial interest. The most plausable theory I've heard for US involvement is the cable is cut in two places, and listening equipment has been installed in one of them, with the other break left as the proximate cause of the outage. The problem with this scenario is we have techniques to tap into fiber without cutting it - there would be no raise everyone's suspicions like this.

      Fortunately this is one of those times where we'll know which one of us is right within a short period of time. If the cable is due to be repaired within ten days, and the cut was a prelude to an attack, that means if your logic is correct the attack will occur by the 13th of this month.

    62. Re:Cue... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Why would we adopt a system that warns people we are about to attack?
      What value is there in disrupting the internet underwater cable when doing so in no way prevents information from getting out?
      Why would there be such a delay?
      How would we hide that it was us after the attack?
      Since we wouldn't be able to hide it, why wouldn't we just stop the date where it comes on shore?

      "Economy down, turn up the war machine. It really is a common historical sequence."
      Myth.

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    63. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The brass doesn't like taking things slowly when it comes to war. The plan is to get in, blow stuff up, rebuild the critical infrastructure, then leave.

      True. So it's probably not the brass. Maybe it's the CIA.

      Bush wants to take Iran -- everybody knows it. Suppose he went to the army. They'd say No, we're already stretched thin. Unless you reinstate the draft, no can do. What's a guy to do? So Bush goes to his old buddies in the CIA and says, You guys used to like doing sneaky things overseas. What can you give me in the way of screwing up a few middle-eastern countries on the cheap?

      That would never happen ... it's just stupid paranoia. Then again, I've seen worse...
    64. Re:Cue... by Hangly+Man · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you're willing to consider very unlikely possibilities that don't fit the facts.

    65. Re:Cue... by Hangly+Man · · Score: 1

      You'd think they could do them one at a time without blacking out the entire country.

    66. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps then it is part of a plan to remove the NSA taps, primarily by routing through smaller and less likely to be targeted lines which have a lesser probability of being monitored.

    67. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can guarantee that this statement is accurate. The cables are being tapped, it's not a failed attempt. It's not taking longer that expected. The cover story is too keep the 95% of people asleep, while the other 5% can do nothing about it.

      It reminds me of the Airplane collision story, we all (should) know it was CD now.

    68. Re:Cue... by Cr0vv · · Score: 0

      I Don't think this has anything to do with war whatsoever. Not that it wouldn't be something that the White House would conjure up in any any given instant of any day while Bush is in power. No, this is the African Rift separating. The African Rift, is the join between the Arabian Plate and the African Plate. The thing is, it's separating faster than the scientists understand. The reason for the increased separation or movement rate is that the Earth is under stress, magnetic stress, from a planet in the solar system that passes through every 3,756 years which has many names from folklore: Nibiru, Wormwood, etc.. The reason NASA is not talking about it is that they really can't do anything about it. The planet is 4X the size of Earth and 29X the mass and is a magnet giant. In a year or so, it will be visible in the sky. They'll say: "OH, that! We were going to tell you about it, but didn't want to alarm you. It will pass quietly without too much disruption." OK, well, be alarmed as they are lying. It's gonna cause global havoc, in fact if anyone bothers to actually do some research... well, never mind, it's already been done, you just have to spend a little time looking around and you'll find it. Find WHAT? you say? ...That the polarity of the earth changes every 4,000 years or so; not to mention that many Earth changes have been associated with this 4,000 year cycle. It's called a poleshift. They are only guessing on the four thousand, as they can't be that accurate as to pinpoint that actual date down to the day, or year for that matter. NO, it's actually 3,756 years. How do I know this stuff? It doesn't really matter, just don't be near the ocean when Earth (rotation) slows to a stop some day soon. Crow.

    69. Re:Cue... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Good. Very Good.
      By Major i meant:
      any two arms of the military engaged in a military action that involves specific appropriations by congress
      AND, is classified as a war / battle by the Supreme commander of Armed Forces of US,
      OR congress declares military action against a country[ies]
      OR US calls for NATO and demands action as per NATO act stating that US is under military attack.

      If you agree to these definitions, then get a slashdot account and respond. I will add you as a Friend in slashdot.

      By 31st December 2008, if any of the above conditions are met, you agree to pay EUR100 to doctors without borders legal entity.
      If none of said condition[s] come to fruition, i agree to pay EUR100 to doctors without borders legal entity on 1st january 2009.

      Agreed?

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    70. Re:Cue... by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      "Seriously, is there anyone who doesn't think this is either a precursor to military action,"

      well, yes, everyone who is sane and not a rabid anti bush conspiracy nutjob.

      what exactly do you think they gain by taking out civilian networks like the internet? do you think the army IM's each other and says "omgz amerikans just pwnz our internetz?!"

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    71. Re:Cue... by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The fucking irony here is that Iran is a lot more of a real threat than iraq was.

      Just as ironic is the fact that even though they didn't fight in Gulf War II, Iran won the war.

      The U.S. has lost because we have failed to achieve our major strategic objectives -to create a stable, Western-style democracy in Iraq and beat back Islamic terrorism- and instead we have been left weaker in every single way. We have no credibility and no allies, so we're weak on the diplomatic front. Our military is overextended and its readiness to fight another war has been reduced. We're poorer, by about a trillion dollars.

      Iran wins because two of their major strategic objectives have been achieved: the threat of Iraq and the threat of the U.S. have both been neutralized. Iraq is no longer a threat, because Saddam has been deposed, the military is destroyed, and the new government is Shiite, and too weak to stand up to Iran. The United States is no longer a threat: we can't use diplomacy against Iran, because even if we had proof they were up to something, no one will believe us, and few of our allies will back us up because we're so unpopular abroad. We can't use military force, because we don't have the troops to spare, and again it's unlikely we could get any other countries to assist in a military effort. We do have aircraft and cruise missiles, so in theory we could use airstrikes. But if we try anything, they can use the Shiite militias to attack our forces in Iraq and stir up the civil war there, so even a limited air war with Iran would be tough. Finally, any major conflict with Iran would threaten the oil supply, and with it, the world economy.

      So we won't attack Iran, because we can't. And Iran knows it. Their president is a belligerent idiot, they harass our destroyers with their gunboats, they kidnap British seamen, and they send arms to Iraqi insurgents, and they continue to pursue nuclear weapons, all because they know there's not a god damn thing the U.S. can do about it. These are not the actions of a country that is afraid of imminent invasion.

    72. Re:Cue... by B1gP4P4Smurf · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you want to be taken seriously, please use correct grammar. The adjectival form of "Democrat" is "Democratic".

    73. Re:Cue... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      %s/intercepting/interrupting

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    74. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A communications disruption can only mean one thing... invasion!

      -Sio Bibble (Star Wars: Phantom Menace)

    75. Re:Cue... by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      Unlikely.
      This type of job has been done in the past, IIRC near the Murmansk naval base: the Soviet Navy had its own private communications cable across the bay, and the US managed to splice it and install recorders. The recordings were then swapped a few times/year for new media.

      But cables like FLAG have a capacity on the order of 10 Gb/s. You'd have to sink a whole datacenter near the splice to process and store that much data.

    76. Re:Cue... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually it makes me think Israeli. I think that you are right that American forces would have cut them quick and went for a "Shock and Awe" attack if they were doing it.This feels more like a Mossad tactic. Cause a lot of confusion, have everyone pointing fingers at each other, and then due a raid on their nuke facilities. That or maybe they are planning an F16 strike,but I would think they would have went for the quick cut for that. But a raid would leave plenty of other suspects besides them and you know they don't like the thought of Iran going Nuclear.So my 02c is on Israel.

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    77. Re:Cue... by nicklott · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Iran wins because two of their major strategic objectives have been achieved Three actually: the Taliban in Afghanistan are also no longer a threat. Historically speaking Iran, almost since the time of the Persian empire, has always had three hostile borders; The Russians to the North, Afghans to the East and whoever controlled the middle east to the west (Greeks, Romans, Turks, British, Arabs etc). In the space of 5 years two of these have been nullified and the Russians are currently friendly, plus they're sitting on the world's next fifty years of energy. It's little wonder they're so bullish.
    78. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is the chief bugger?
      Look, every do-hicky arab country loves it when some authority take down the network in order to install a double adapter, because the big wigs who are covering for it, think their encrypted traffic is safe. The telcos stay quiet, and not demand dollars or sue in a class action - all it would take is to side scan the cable looking for boxes or junctions that should not be there. Odds, are the cable wil have a remote control, so some foreign power can switch it on and off at will. Most unwise, and very unfair to gamers, just because there may be a new war about to start somewhere.

    79. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way bud, that'd make Georgia, Djibouti, Kenya, Ethiopia, Yemen, and Eritrea all major wars the US is currently engaged in. Not to mention Colombia et al ("War on Drugs"). Just not going to cut it. How about a number of troops? How many American soldiers make a 'major' war? 500? 5,000? 50,000?

    80. Re:Cue... by freedom_india · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Georgia, Djibouti, Kenya, Ethiopia, Yemen, and Eritrea all major wars the US is currently engaged in. OK. Fine by me. Although why you included Kenya is a puzzle to me.

      Size of troops: 1/2 of a divion of Infantry (6000 Light or heavy infantry) and/or more than two squadrons of aircract which MUST include bombers currently in USAF.

      OK?
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    81. Re:Cue... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Though they do have one remaining (and definitely nuclear but-you-didn't-hear-it-from-them) enemy in the Western Middle East: the State of Israel (who is also closely allied with the United States due to how much bribery they accept to not start their own military-industrial complex).

    82. Re:Cue... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Oh, fuck, looks like the Livyatan needs to be taken for walksies.

    83. Re:Cue... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Question: Does anyone have any idea how Israel's internet access has been affected by these cuts? They aren't mentioned in any news article on the cuts as affected or unaffected.

      Though if your little theory is right, Kol Hakavod la'Mosad for an operation well-carried-out.

    84. Re:Cue... by jacquems · · Score: 1

      Am I the only nut paranoid enough to worry about whether there will *be* an election at all? Getting involved in a war now would be the perfect excuse to declare martial law and postpone the next election indefinitely.

    85. Re:Cue... by nicklott · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed, but even Israel would be pushed to attack Iran right now. They have enough domestic problems anyway, but the reason they can bomb Syria and Lebanon with impunity is because a) they have a much stronger military and b) their enemy's presumption that the US will back them up. Neither of these are the case with Iran and geographically it's much more complicated. I suspect one of the reasons Iran continues to fund Hezbollah is to keep Israel busy in its own backyard.

      As to nuclear weapons, even if they do have them (after all having everyone believe you have them is as good as actually having them), they would very soon lose all of their allies if they started posturing around them. In Israel's case they are strictly for self-defence only.

    86. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The U.S. has lost because we have failed to achieve our major strategic objectives -to create a stable, Western-style democracy in Iraq and beat back Islamic terrorism- and instead we have been left weaker in every single way. We have no credibility and no allies, so we're weak on the diplomatic front. Our military is overextended and its readiness to fight another war has been reduced. We're poorer, by about a trillion dollars. We only lost the war if your premise is correct: that we wanted "to create a stable, Western-style democracy in Iraq and beat back Islamic terrorism."

      Here are the ways in which we lost:

      1. We didn't stabilize the country.
      - This assumes we didn't want a never-ending civil war in Iraq. Not necessarily the case.

      2. We didn't get a Western-style democracy installed.
      - When have we ever executed regime-change and actually let the people decide who the new leader was? I don't think there is any precedent to believe that's what we really wanted.

      3. We didn't fight terrorism.
      - I thought it was common knowledge that Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Saddam didn't like Al Queda, nor did he like their radical Islamic influence on his secular government. They were enemies.

      4. We didn't prevent additional radicals from becoming terrorists.
      - Assumes we don't want a never-ending War on Terror. I thought people like McCain have declared we are destined to have one anyway. Relates to number 5.

      5. We spent loads of money.
      - Only a problem to those that spent it. Not to those that received it. People heavily invested in the defense industry profit from war. People like Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, and most of the rest of this administration. All made big profits from the war. Also, preventing these uncontrolled dictators like Saddam from doing something outrageous like nationalizing the oil fields can be prevented, enhancing oil profits. Most of the same people profit.

      6. We will need to occupy Iraq for decades.
      - Perhaps we wanted to build those bases in a very strategic oil-heavy region.

      7. We lost many soldier's lives.
      - Only matters if they're your children. I don't see many Bush-Jr.'s in Iraq, do you?

      From that perspective, we are winning.
    87. Re:Cue... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The Neocons aren't Republicans by any definition of the term. They are a group of ultra-right extremists who have hijacked the Republican Party as a suitable vehicle to advance their cause.

      The Republican Party is only of value to them because the USA has an entrenched two party system. Preferential voting would open the field for a new right wing party.

    88. Re:Cue... by im+just+cannonfodder · · Score: 1

      well, you know that great Anti American people spy network set-up by the US government at AT&T headquarters, they now have a new listening post!

      http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ship/dsv.htm

    89. Re:Cue... by pipatron · · Score: 5, Funny

      Their president is a belligerent idiot, [...] , and they continue to pursue nuclear weapons

      Hm, remind me again, which country are you talking about here?

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    90. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you manage an effective propaganda campaign to con the American people in to thinking that they and their children are in imminent danger. It would be somewhat harder to do this time around because everyone is a little jaded from Iraq... It would still be quite possible to use an imagined threat from Iran to actually win an election as long as you are willing to kill a few Americans to get the fear rolling. The Republican's won the 2002 and 2004 elections at least partially based on fear mongering about 9/11 and Iraq, that and skillful use of wedge issues like gay marriage and abortion.
      Hmm... You mean like taking coincidental events, only two of so being related to actual cuts and two being directly related to power problems and claiming that it is the republican secretly attempting to start a war for oil, a war for profit, a war for religious or whatever reason it is today? You could effectivly do the opposite of what you describe and make the dems look better. And you can claim your informing the people about the evil conspiracy that is orchestrated by the most dumb president in the history of America who has been able to succesfully beat two democrat candidates and convince the dems to go along with everything they bitched about to get control of the congress in the 2006 elections.

      Sounds winded doesn't it. So do the "AmericKKKA is the root of all evil" and "Bush is teh leader" speaches attempting to blame him for everything. Let me ask, does saying NEOCON repeatedly make you feel like your in a GI Joe cartoon fighting Cobra or maybe a Jack Bower 24 episode naming terrorist off at CTU?
    91. Re:Cue... by kamapuaa · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Iran's economy is in free-fall suffering from stagflation, the US has set up essentially a permanent military presence on both their Western and their Eastern borders, and Iran's newspapers are calling for a need to call back the theology and take a more practical stance towards dealing with the West. I'd love to hear on what level you think Iran has "won" these wars. Many things have not gone the US's way, but that's not quite the same thing.

      Iran rattles it's sabers from time to time (subjecting British soldiers to games of ping-pong, for instance), but it hasn't gained the nation the negotiation position that even North Korea enjoys. And Iran's oil supply has always been their bargaining chip, their ticket to being a country with any money or power. Claiming it's a by-product of the recent war is silly.

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    92. Re:Cue... by remmelt · · Score: 1

      > It doesn't always work that way (e.g. Iraq)
      Can you give me an example of where it DID work?

    93. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to create a stable, Western-style democracy in Iraq and beat back Islamic terrorism I wouldn't be so quick to judge it as a failure. I mean, the current strategy's definitely not working so far, so we need a new one. Given enough time we can just redefine what "Western-style democracy" means, deploy troops at every corner and establish safety zones where we hold people at gunpoint for their own protection. And since over here far less people are going to take their discontent to the streets, terrorism won't be that much of a problem. That would be much easier indeed. And before you know it, Iraq will be a free country, just like us!
    94. Re:Cue... by oobi · · Score: 1

      information blackout. nothing going in, nothing coming out. demon's last gasps.

      "go back to bed america, here is american gladiators, watch this and get stupid. here's 56 channels of it, watch these pituary retards bash each other's skull in while you congratulate yourself for living in the land of freedom." Bill Hicks, 1992

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    95. Re:Cue... by mrbluze · · Score: 1

      I think something much worse than a eurovision song contestant is going to fall on Iran very soon.

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    96. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd have to sink a whole datacenter near the splice to process and store that much data.

      Or splice in your own cable and run it to the nearest friendly country?

    97. Re:Cue... by houghi · · Score: 1

      It's more likely that a middle eastern group is doing this to reduce western influence without any real grasp on just how resilient the network is.

      That would asume that those people are complete idiots. The people who might be able to pull this off are anything but idiots.
      It might be that the people who walk around with a bomb and blow themselves up are idiots. People planning such an attach are certainly not.

      That does not mean they did not do it. It could be just an act of terror, meaning that it is not so much an objective to hold any information as it is to let the USofA and/or the rest of the world think: OMG. We are now even MORE afraid!!!1!1!!
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    98. Re:Cue... by xpiotr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > The U.S. has lost because we have failed to achieve our major strategic objectives -to create a stable,
      > Western-style democracy in Iraq and beat back Islamic terrorism- and instead we have been left weaker in every
      > single way.

      Do you even believe that yourself?

      And here I thought that you actually achieved the main objective...
      Iraqies are busy trying to just find clean water and food and don't mind that US companies are now controlling the oil.

      Why do you want to start another war anyway?
      I thought war=bad, peace=good.

      Could you please elaborate on why it would be good to start another war?
      (Yes, I am actually really interested to hear your response)

    99. Re:Cue... by Library+Spoff · · Score: 1

      Aw shit, all my towels are in the wash...

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    100. Re:Cue... by mikeage · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      I think it's Israel.

      Duh.

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    101. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, Mr. Godwin.

    102. Re:Cue... by mikeage · · Score: 1

      Israeli internet is just fi

      NO CARRIER

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    103. Re:Cue... by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Four horsemen? There were four aircraft on 9/11 too OMG!!11!!

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    104. Re:Cue... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      usly, is there anyone who doesn't think this is either a precursor to military action, or a direct attack on Iran's about-to-launch Euro-based oil market?

      Can anyone please blame it in some way to George Bush?

      (disc. I am anti-Bush)

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    105. Re:Cue... by rgaginol · · Score: 1

      I think the US wouldn't attack because of it's current footing.... but I'm not so sure about Israel. They've made hints that they're not prepared to let Iran get nuclear armaments. Ho hum... you can say one thing about the cold war, it kept wars down for a while as everyone sweated out a nuclear World War 3. At the moment it feels like the world is getting a little more crazy every day and that people are turning up the speed dial.

      It would be nice if Russia and the USA could once again get into a cold war mode and slow down or put a lid on all these mini conflicts going on around the globe. Only this time it would be nice if they could agree to actually be close, secret friends. Then one day we'd find this out - it would be like finding out that Coke and Pepsi are made by the one company, and we'd be all, "Oh Snap" ;-)

    106. Re:Cue... by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't exactly go unnoticed. Laying an undersea cable is a major operation, and can't be done from a submarine. It would also leave incontrovertible proof that the cable is being tapped, and who's doing the tapping.

    107. Re:Cue... by DeanFox · · Score: 1

      The Neocons aren't Republicans by any definition of the term. They are a group of ultra-right extremists... Hijacked? How can they hijack with permission. If someone is willing, it's not rape. If it's handed over and supported it's not hijacking. I disagree. The "neo-cons" had well over 50% approval, up to 80% for a few brief months and Bush still has the "base". That sounds to me like the Republican party is supporting all this. Evidence their replacement candidate is all about war in Iraq for the next 100 years plus "others" that he's apparently planning to start.

      If that's what they've become then that's what they are. Maybe the new definition of Republican *is* extremists and destructive. Although I'm not so sure that's a "new" definition.

      -[d]-
    108. Re:Cue... by blackest_k · · Score: 1
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7225699.stm

      Iranians inaugurate space project
      Launch of Iranian rocket covered on TV
      The rocket was launched from a secret desert location
      Iran has launched a research rocket to inaugurate a newly built space centre, state television reports.

      Pictures of the launch were broadcast to cries of "God is Great" from the television announcer.

      The test was for Iran's first low-orbit research satellite, which is planned for launch in March next year.

      Correspondents say advances in Tehran's missile technology are likely to alarm Western powers, as Iran presses on with a controversial nuclear programme. not really one for conspiracy theorys but this might be upsetting a few heads of state.

    109. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now to the cables...
      Given the safe assumption that these are not accidents, we can proceed to analyse the events.
      Who stands to gain ?
      The candidates (two...) are obvious and I don't need to say more !
      WHo is the biggest loser ? Again obvious Iran, as 100% of their net is down.
      The other arab countries

      Why ?
      Well the operation seems quite slow paced that we can assume an immdediate attack is not imminent.
      In any case, I think that this operation is far more devious and long term than it appears and
      could offer a range of benefits to the perpetrators. This is not some childish tricks or children games.
      This is dead serious business and the lines were most likely cut by submarines.
      1: Economic disruption of iran (The oil burse to be) and regular telecom
      2: Prevent the impending events& trading from collapsing the dollar& u.S economy
      3: Splice the cables so that they can spy on communications
      4: Splice the cables and put switches into them so that they can turn off the communications
              when the attack against Iran(or any middle east country) does happen and just at the critical
                moment. They don't want to cut them for good as it will amount to sabotaging their own economies
                and will warn the countries now to find alternatives.
              I would pay particular attention to the ships/people that are going to do the repairs...
              They may be doing more than repairs...
      5: The same players are also interested in knowing what is happening at any moment in the persian gulf/
              middle east... In fact the will be able to spy on different countries this way.
              This can also be used to confuse an enemy by injecting some random data into the data stream destined for it
              thereby jamming them in a subtle manner. You could also inject false messages to deceive them.
              This last approach has the benefit of not sending a big warning to your enemy.

      Note that any one of the above doesn't preclude the others.
      Remember that most wars are decided before they even start; at least when initialted by smart people.
      With fiber optic lines out in time of war, and a sophisticated enemmy that can jam your satellite links
      or simply turn them off because they either control them or can put pressure on others to do it, you
      can be isolated and bombed by all kinds of atrocities and you can even get a message out in time
      to make a difference.
      Short term if I were Iran; I would
      SHort term, Iraq has work to do.

    110. Re:Cue... by Murphy+Murph · · Score: 1

      I'll take that bet, but define major war.

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    111. Re:Cue... by nguy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I'd call those campaigns "successful". All three of them were due to major political screwups on the part of the US, and they were all disproportionately expensive.

    112. Re:Cue... by Murphy+Murph · · Score: 1

      Ahh - I see you're working on a definition with the AC.
      I'll take even your (what I would consider a) "police action" definition.

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    113. Re:Cue... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Thanks.
      The definitions for the AC has been spelt out.
      If its agreeable to you, then indicate your acceptance.

      If its not, we can mutually consider changes to the definitons.

      Sounds fine?

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    114. Re:Cue... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      In general that's not true - starting a war before an election is an extremely efficient way of getting more votes... people come over all patriotic and start liking the incumbent leader again.

      Ask Margaret Thatcher.. the falklands was a gift to her election campaign (and for Galtieri, as Argentina at the time was a mess.. a war was just what they needed to take the populations' mind off their problems).

    115. Re:Cue... by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Republicans do not expect to win anyway. Maybe they do not want to win. Maybe they know the country is heading into a recession and would rather not have to deal with it.

      In which case why not make sure you leave the incomming democratic government a right mess that they will spend there entire term struggling to clear up so they spend the entire term doing this and not actually getting anything constructive done.

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    116. Re:Cue... by baldass_newbie · · Score: 1

      What the fuck happen to the Republican Party and being conservative?

      George W. Bush.
      I keep pointing out to my dad (a Democrat) that Bush is a liberal, though he styles W as an 'arch-conservative'.
      The guy expanded Medicare, expanded education spending and got us into two foreign conflicts.
      Sounds like a liberal to me.
      McCain and Romney are no bargain either. Right now, Hillary is the most conservative politician in the race and she's likely not even going to be on the ballot.
      I think I just threw up in my mouth.
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    117. Re:Cue... by caluml · · Score: 1

      I assume you're meaning the US by "we". Define "major war" - how can we measure it?

    118. Re:Cue... by SL+Baur · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given how a seemingly clear cut reason to war (WMD) has been undercut, I think no democrats and few republicans would fund another pre-emptive war. Sadly, that's not the sense I'm getting. Of the candidates still running, only Ron Paul is anti-war and the Republicans appear to have successfully placed the meme that the preemptive war in Iraq is necessary for "safety".

      Obama is never going to be nominated, for reasons I posted eight years ago on another forum. He is being advised in foreign affairs by Zbignew Brzezinski (if I spelled that right, w00t!) and even if he is nominated and wins will be pro-war. Hillary! must prove she has a bigger strap-on than any of her peers with real ones. Mccain, of course, has publicly stated that he will keep the war going in Iraq for a hundred years. Who knows what Romney thinks? He changes his mind so often it's difficult to keep up with him. Bah.

      I would vote for Hillary! solely on the basis that I think she can do the least damage as President because she's a devisive personality (gridlock is Good!), except that I'm afraid that she'll be more likely to go to war than any other candidate.

      Bad and difficult times ahead for anyone with a blue passport. Take great care when traveling.
    119. Re:Cue... by F34nor · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Remember this, "No one has ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the average American." P. T. Banum

      Also read up "Rise of the Vulcans" Give a convincing case that the neo-cons are more directly descended from the southern wing of the Democratic party pre-1964. Also that Vulcans, Powell, Armatige, Wolfawitz, Rice, Cheney, Fukiyama, Kerpatrick, Bush et al. are in fact a sub-set of the neo-cons.

      My personal opinion is that they represent a far worse variant, that they represent a radical anti-federalist kakistocracy designed to weaken the federal government so much that we go back to a states centric system of government. You know, "may the south rise again! ba-na-na-na-na-nanana-nah-nah-nah!" Katrina, Iraq, the tax cut, and pretty much everything in the last eight years was so poorly done as to be criminally negligent. You also cannot discount the issue of the Dominist Party (Dominion of biblical law over secular law) which Bush has been a pawn of through the evangelical movement.

      Religious conservatives have allowed all sins to be committed in the name of ending abortion. They have cut off the technocracy and institutional memory of our bureaucracies in petty partisan power grabs. The CIA was gutted by Porter Goss, the Justice Department is in shambles, FEMA is seen as the touch of death, the State Department has been publicly emasculated by the Pentagon, and Iraq has now blackened the eye of the Pentagon. Seriously who the fuck is left? The TSA... wait where's my "Kip Hawley is an idiot t-shirt." Oh there it is next to the copy of the constitution George Bush used to wipe his ass with after he sodomized the body in the grave of the unknown soldier.

      These people are domestic enemies of the constitution and should be tried for high treason.

    120. Re:Cue... by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
      As I remember it (as a teenager in the 1970s), old Ziggy Brzezinski was a pretty fair foreign policy expert, who was undermined in his attempts to stop the Iranian revolution by the State Department and Cyrus Vance.

      He always seemed to be a realist, and I doubt whether he'd be swayed by the Likudnik desire for a war with Iran today - he always aimed to spread freedom without the use of force if possible.

      But then I'm a Brit, looking in from outside - perhaps he's viewed differently in the US.

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    121. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because most people in the world think of the middle east as one country and that an attack on one middle eastern country is like an attack on any of them. Probably the same reason why most people in the world put every arab and persian in the same boat if they see them wearing a head scarf, a terrorist.

    122. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I am with you on the Iran oil market theory - in fact I would say that would be the primary reason for military action in any case.

      Of course, there's increasing evidence that contradicts the "ship's anchor" theory as well.

    123. Re:Cue... by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
      Considering that most of the neocons are strongly linked with the Likud party in Israel, associating them with the 3rd Reich is in questionable taste, to say the least.

      Having said that, I can see them engineering a conflict with Iran just to further Irsael's ends - that's certainly the motive behind the Iraq conflict so far as I can see.

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    124. Re:Cue... by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      I think they just consider it like a bridge. You keep it while it's useful and you bomb it before the enemy use it to his advantage. As soon as the oil exchange plan is doomed they'll be back on line before you say "OMG ponies".

    125. Re:Cue... by clay_buster · · Score: 1

      The internet is an enemy weapons system that is already being used. Al-qaeda uses it as a vehicle for training, communications and propaganda. The chinese use it to attack US commercial and government sites. Criminals use it to attack legitimate businesses. The USG uses it to extend its culture that some want to block. (Something that Al-qaeda and the French have in common)

    126. Re:Cue... by Chicken04GTO · · Score: 0

      "Seriously, is there anyone who doesn't think " I dont think its the evil pentagons about to attack. If I am proven right, do I get a cookie?

    127. Re:Cue... by clay_buster · · Score: 1

      Look at the non-sanitized internal press in Iran. People complain that the US press has bias but are silent about virulent and racist press in Arab countries and Iran. Do they just assume that the cartoons and copy in those countries is some benign part of their culture?

    128. Re:Cue... by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Come now... Ron Paul puts Hillary (and all of congress for that matter) to shame when it comes to being a conservative. I mean how can you claim Hillary is conservative at all it she wants to institute universal health care? It's just a pity that Ron Paul probably won't win the nomination in my opinion (most people think I'm crazy of course...), but at least he's going to be the one to yell out that the emperor has no clothes.

    129. Re:Cue... by aproposofwhat · · Score: 2, Funny
      Four horsemen?

      No - among the horsemen are Famine, War, Pestilence and Death.

      Nobody expects...

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    130. Re:Cue... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      What kind of nonsense is this?

      Watch the media... they are a fairly good indicator of what Democrats are thinking.

      Naw, it tells you what the "village" is thinking, so: Democrats, Republicans and the Media. It's a 3-for-one establishment special!

      Republican neo-cons (my mouth feels foul, saying that) are much harder to predict.

      That's one of the funniest things I've ever read, it's not like they don't publish big honking documents detailing exactly what they'd like to do years in advance.

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    131. Re:Cue... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Interesting

      due to how much bribery they accept to not start their own military-industrial complex).

      That's interesting. Can you offer any more support or reasoning for that? I'm aware of the gross amount of bribery that goes on, but I'd always attributed it to getting electoral support from US-resident supporters of Israel and more significantly, a means of channeling yet more public money into friends in the military-industrial complex. I'd like to hear more about any other angle.
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    132. Re:Cue... by jotok · · Score: 1

      Something big may be coming down the pipeline in the middle east. If and when it comes, it's not going to be pleasant.

      Agreed. So who has the wherewithal to cut these cables, what could the fifth or sixth cable be, and why would they do it?

      Also, you basically made my day by not misusing "begs the question." Kudos!

    133. Re:Cue... by baldass_newbie · · Score: 1

      Ron Paul is a nut job, not a conservative.
      A lot of people made the same mistake about Ross Perot.
      He can hold a lot of conservative positions and still be an idiot.
      And he is.

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    134. Re:Cue... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      hijacked

      ROFLMAO! "Honest, your honour, it wasn't us, the neocons just came in one day and hijacked us! We're not bloodthirsty assholes, they just had a really big, convincing document!"

      How the fuck do you hijack the republican party? Conservatism must be more boring than I thought if that's possible...

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    135. Re:Cue... by jotok · · Score: 1

      Last I heard, Fukuyama had renounced the neocons and their agenda.

    136. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god I read that random forum posting of yours 8 years ago, or I wouldn't know why Obama isn't going to be nominated!

    137. Re:Cue... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I'll take that on the listed conditions. I can see there being factions in the US that want this, I see doves triumphant, however. The US is simply in no state to pursue another major engagement on their own initiative. But either way, a good cause will benefit from our wager. Not the first time I've made a bet of dubious taste. I tried to run a sweepstake of when the US invasion of Iraq would begin while they were still announcing that they were doing everything they could to avoid a conflict. And was severely bollocked by my boss for it. :)

      E-mail me. My address is in my profile. 100 Euros it is and it will be interesting to watch events.

      Regards,
      -H.

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    138. Re:Cue... by Inda · · Score: 1

      "[War: It's] interesting to watch events."

      Today is a sad, sad day.

      Please you two, stick to betting on the horses.

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    139. Re:Cue... by craagz · · Score: 0

      Anything to do with this???

      Israel's Preparation

    140. Re:Cue... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I'll Bite,

      Not the original poster.

      I'll do it because charity is good, even though I don't think 6000 troops makes a major war.

      The only real objection I have is that the should winner get to pick the charity.

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    141. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got a solid rebuttal there.

      Let me just tag on one more way in which the Bush Administration did not lose the war:
      Exxon just posted its most. profitable. year. ever.

      That's what the war is all about.

    142. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But now you splice in a repeater that copies everything sent over that cable and sends it ...to you!

      Okay, how much traffic is this repeater supposed to handle again? And what cable is it going to use to send that traffic to "you"?

      I mean, I see how that works in general, but you would need a cable which can handle as much data as the one you're tapping. When dealing with the biggest network cables in existence, that doesn't seem trivial.

    143. Re:Cue... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "I can guarantee that this statement is accurate. The cables are being tapped, it's not a failed attempt. It's not taking longer that expected. The cover story is too keep the 95% of people asleep, while the other 5% can do nothing about it."

      A "guarantee" from an anonymous coward? Well, that settles it - I'm off to the bunker.

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    144. Re:Cue... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Great.
      Nice to have more people take up the challenge.
      Unfortunately slashdot spam armour is too hard for me to decipher.
      You can mail me at freedomindia.slashdot AT gmail.com (created especially for this purpose).

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    145. Re:Cue... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Good.
      The email ID created especially for this purpose is freedomindia.slashdot AT gmail.com

      Doctors without borders is a nice charity.

      I don't have issues letting the winner pick a charity. Personally i recommend doctors without borders because i have donated to them in the past, and a cold economic calculation shows they spend the highest ratio/percentage of their donations on medical issues rather than administrative causes (much more than salvation army or even Red Cross).

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    146. Re:Cue... by DeanFox · · Score: 1

      ...the neo-cons are more directly descended from the southern wing of the Democratic party pre-1964... These people are domestic enemies of the constitution and should be tried for high treason. Descended from the southern Democratic party? Except, for the neocon anticipated finger pointing blaming this mess on the Democrats, I see no Democratic party fundamentals in any of this. What I do see is the 100% Republican party, Leo Strauss' philosophy of deception that started in the '50s. Of which, Ronald Regan is their poster child with Bush, Rumsfeld, Chaney and others dutifully following.

      But I do agree that these people should be tried for high treason.

      -[d]-
    147. Re:Cue... by omeomi · · Score: 1

      GHWB ignored the War Powers Act in 1991 on the grounds that it was unconstitutional. And it is. Only congress has the power to declare war. (He ignored the constitutional provisions too, FYI.)

      If you think that's going to stop George W. Bush, you haven't been paying attention.

    148. Re:Cue... by HAKdragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      ..the Spanish inquisition!

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    149. Re:Cue... by tomzyk · · Score: 1

      Their president is a belligerent idiot, [...] , and they continue to pursue nuclear weapons
      Hm, remind me again, which country are you talking about here?

      No no no. This isn't a situation of "the pot calling the kettle black". We already have nukes.

      First we got the bomb, and that was good
      'Cause we love peace and motherhood
      Then Russia got the bomb, but that's okay
      'Cause the balance of power's maintained that way
      Who's next

      France got the bomb, but don't you grieve
      'Cause they're on our side, I believe
      China got the bomb, but have no fears
      They can't wipe us out for at least five years
      Who's next

      Then Indonesia claimed that they
      Were gonna get one any day
      South Africa wants two, that's right
      One for the black and one for the white
      Who's next

      Egypt's gonna get one too
      Just to use on you know who
      So Israel's getting tense
      Wants one in self defense
      "The Lord's our shepherd," says the psalm
      But just in case, we better get a bomb
      Who's next

      Luxembourg is next to go
      And, who knows, maybe Monaco
      We'll try to stay serene and calm
      When Alabama gets the bomb
      Who's next, who's next, who's next, who's next

      --Tom Lehrer
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    150. Re:Cue... by AquaFox · · Score: 1

      For fuck's sake everybody it's just an internet cable.. Everything has an end, even 20 year old cables.

    151. Re:Cue... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      But looking for an external foe to distract from internal problems.>

      Here in Germany we once had a politician who said "Bush is using external issues to distract from internal problems, same as Hitler" and was forced to resign...

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    152. Re:Cue... by bberens · · Score: 1

      A lot of people are forgetting one very important fact. There's PLENTY of time between the election and when the new President is sworn in to start a war. Wait until the election is decided to protect the party during voting and then put on a massive display of force on whatever country you want (Iran, I'm lookin at you). Then, it doesn't matter who was elected, they won't be able to just turn tail and run. You just need a half-decent excuse (even if it's a lie) to dump in the next President's lap as to why you went in.

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    153. Re:Cue... by Mr.Intel · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the nuclear option. Bush already a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_doctrine">reversed US policy on Preemption. It's a slippery slope from there to lobbing a few nukes from a B-2 to slam the door on Iran. All it takes is political will or religious fanaticism.

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    154. Re:Cue... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily a precursor to an attack or invastion, it could just be a 'warning' or other assertive display of having the upper hand, a kind of 'reminder', if you will, to 'keep in line' (this is common in military). Kind of a 'nice network you have there ...' sort of thing.

      It does seem like far too much of a coincidence to me to all be accidents. But if it were really a serious invastion precursor though, I imagine that far more damage would've been done by now, and they would've been closer together - I mean, at this rate, they'll mostly be fixed by the time any attack starts, and will have given a bit of extra time to sharpen the 'enemy's' defences. It looks more like a 'warning', but if it were, it's a pretty damn serious one that could be classed as an aggressive act of war if found out, so that seems unlikely, at least not from a country like the US, plus, looking at the timing, there would've been troop and equipment build-up in the region that would be obvious by now. Doesn't fit.

      No, I think the most likely, apart from coincidence, is some kind of terrorism activity.

    155. Re:Cue... by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      All I can think about when I think of the IRAQ war is playing command and conquer and doing something stupid like setting a rally point and funneling all the troops directly into the enemy base single file. We just poured our resources and troops into something slowly and didn't get anything done- and now we're broke. Time for the nod to come do it's thing.

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    156. Re:Cue... by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you were cutting cables for the purpose of espionage, would you really want to cut this many cables at once? When you have it reported all over the place and even the armchair quarterbacks everywhere are betting on espionage, its got to look rather suspicious.

      It would seem to me that there are much easier ways to knock a line out for a few minutes than cutting a cable with a ships anchor, like paying a janitor to "accidently" hit the big red button, spying to determine scheduled maintenance periods, installing an operative to purposely disrupt endpoint comms, etc... Those things are known to happen, and it's a hell of a lot less obvious than multiple erratic cuts with ships anchors. The only way this would make sense from an espionage perspective is if somebody is cutting lines with the intention of getting caught. In other words, we know the russians have a tap on line A, so we cut lines A, B, C, D, and E. Foreign government says, hey, this is no coincidence, and checks all five lines, discovering tap. Tap is removed.

      More realistically, if this were intentional I'd suspect it was a fringe middle eastern group trying to keep out western influences. That makes a lot more sense since presumably the countries that have the resources to tap undersea cables also have the wherewithal to do it without getting caught.

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    157. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check said email address.

    158. Re:Cue... by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Desert Storm was a hit-and-run, along with reinforcing an ally state the size of New Jersey. Urgent Fury was an attempt to keep a government infrastructure in place, not to create a new one, and on an island maybe a third the size of Long Island.

    159. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny (in the weird way) how everyone thinks of war as some sort of stimulus package from the government, and then goes on to forget that WE ARE ALREADY AT WAR. In fact we are fighting at least two wars, and neither has had that great of an effect on making us any more prosperous than we were before. If anything 9 trillion in debt should be an indicator how truly screwed we are and our ancestors till the end of time. You can blame bush but he only threw more fuel on the fire.

    160. Re:Cue... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      Ron is the first candidate I've ever contributed money to.

      He is undergoing very consistent and harsh attacks by people trying to suppress him and his view of a truly limited federal government.

      You are not crazy-- he won't win the nomination- we must keep pushing him because the further he gets, the more pressure on the other candidates towards his positions.

      Only Ron Paul would slow (note; SLOW- not stop!) the growth of the federal government. Ron would get a brutal beating by both parties if he was elected and he would have to compromise a lot to avoid becoming a Jimmy Carter. If he were a clinton type (who compromised so much he came across as more conservative than some republicans but he got the job done) and he was willing to compromise a lot (being a very liberal/socialist libertarian conservative) then he could be one of our great presidents.

      So many people refuse to see that a lot of our problems with the rest of the world is that we are killing them and destroying them and meddling with them-- if we would just back off and let them fail or succeed then they would not be so pissed off at us all the time. (I have a theory we mess with them to keep them from becoming "big" threats however-- help them and keep them weak vs not help them and watch them grow strong on their own two feet).

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    161. Re:Cue... by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      Ahmadinedschad? Remember that the former want to sell and the latter is a politician. It's popular in the Iran to bash the US, so he's bashing. And, lo and behold, he gets elected. ...
      Can you point me to any Iranian actions that support a "threat" scenario?


      I suppose Ahmendijad's denial of the holocaust and insistence that the Zionist regime be removed from the map is just harmless playing to the masses as well? I think there is some justifiable concern when a nation elects someone like that!
      As for actions, open your eyes! Providing weapons, training and funding to Hezbollah so they can attack the 'Zionist regime' seems to be following through on his words. Pursuing a nuclear weapons program shouldn't be any cause for concern either I suppose? Or, contrary to your own premise, can we trust him at his word on the nuclear power story? Even though Iran has some of the cheapest and largest fossil fuel reserves on the planet, they're gonna spend the extra money to run nuclear for what reason precisely?

    162. Re:Cue... by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      I wonder about that too. Of course it could be China too, part of their operations are to disable U.S. forward looking systems and if they meant to send troops into the middle east, this would the way to do it.

      But cutting off a vast part of Asia was another thing. Essentially you've limited Africa and Asia and my spam box has been blessedly empty.

    163. Re:Cue... by eiapoce · · Score: 1

      How can I mod parent as "Consipirationst Spam"?

    164. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Or you simply cut at point 'A', start hauling, then cut at point 'B' and sell the cable as scrap. Which is exactly what happended to 11 kilometers of the SEA-ME-WE3 cable between Vietnam and Thailand in 2007. No government agencies involved - just thieves trying to sell 100 tonnes of cable.

    165. Re:Cue... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      George W. Bush doesn't seem to much care about political suicide. He is too insulated to even appreciate the dangers of going to war with Iran and too close to the end of his (non-renewable) term to much care even if he did appreciate it.

      I keep (wishfully) telling myself "Even *HE* can't be that stupid." But I still fear that his hubris (combined with the Democrats' propensity for caving like scared schoolgirls) could yet produce a third front--when we can't even effectively hold the two we have.

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    166. Re:Cue... by ilf · · Score: 1

      your comment was translated and quoted at http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/tech/0,1518,533040,00.html

    167. Re:Cue... by pinkstuff · · Score: 1

      No, I think it is those damn lasers attached to the sharks

    168. Re:Cue... by schmu_20mol · · Score: 1

      Nice 1st post. Made it to the German Newspaper Spiegel: http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/tech/0,1518,533040,00.html

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    169. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dad's first response was: "It was probably the CIA, They can do that you know; They do all kinds of things you dont think that they can do." And No, he is not cenile yet. lol

    170. Re:Cue... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      That's what he gets for being honest.
      Sigh!

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    171. Re:Cue... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      On FreeRepublic.com, repeatedly. Americans, particularly the Democratic Party, are not ready to elect a black man as president. (I do not believe US allies would accept a black president either, but that is a separate issue. Hatred of the self-designated black leadership runs very deep). A black woman might have had a chance, but the only possible candidate was Condaleeza Rice and she (and the Republican Party - she should have been groomed as an electable VP replacement for Cheney for the last presidential election) blew it.

      And to all the losers on FreeRepublic who called me an idiot for writing that Dick Cheney would never be elected President, I just want to say Ack Thhhpppuuut.

    172. Re:Cue... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "Seriously, is there anyone who doesn't think this is either a precursor to military action, or a direct attack on Iran's about-to-launch Euro-based oil market?"
      Yes they are called sane.
      This would be a DUMB precursor to military action. A lot of the countries served by that cable are allies like Egypt so it would tend to hurt as much as help.
      Second you wouldn't want to telegraph your actions like this.
      Third a much better solution would be to take out the connections with cruise missiles or JDAMS in Iran. That way you only hit Iran.
      A euro based oil market... Maybe but that seems so clumsy, cutting the lines now is just dumb. If the Irainans are anything but stupid they will have a satellite backup data link probably through China or Russia and a back up fiber optic cable through Russia as well.

      In other words you are going with the LEAST likely cause.

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    173. Re:Cue... by shokk · · Score: 1

      The Iranians will be easier to take down once they have no access to their LOLCATS or spam.
      Get serious, folks.

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    174. Re:Cue... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      if Bush had followed his election winning platform of 2000 I don't think we would be in the war right now. Bush's http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/biography.html platform was almost as libertarian as Ron Paul's (and Alan Keyes' who was running in 2000 too).

      What the fuck happen to the Republican Party and being conservative? What a Bass Ackwards platform reversal this turned out to be. It's been thrown out the window. Even decent men (Ronald Reagan http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/rr40.html was an honorable and decent man) go bad. It was the Reagan administration that brought us civil forfeiture in the pursuit of the War on Drugs. William Howard Taft http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/wt27.html probably the greatest US president ever, couldn't get reelected a second term and ushered in Woody Wilson http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/ww28.html probably the most evil US president ever.

      All of the worst things the Clinton http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/bc42.html administration tried to throw at us were defeated again and again until they were all passed in a heartbeat in the so-called Patriot Act.

      The track record is clear. The only losers in the upcoming election are going to be the American people and the hapless victims of whomever the powers that be decide shall be the next target of war.
    175. Re:Cue... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      The only losers in the upcoming election are going to be the American people and the hapless victims of whomever the powers that be decide shall be the next target of war. Dang. Forgot the citation - https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ir.html
    176. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot one.
      Operation Your The Doctor Collecting All The Fees

    177. Re:Cue... by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I think it's going to be the end of the world. The four horsemen draw near. OMG FOUR horsemen?! Coincidence? I don't think so. *ahem* Four horsepersons.
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    178. Re:Cue... by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Please, don't use the word "we" in that context. It sounds like you're lumping in slashdot-reading folk with the terrorists in the US government.

    179. Re:Cue... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      The parallels between the Weimar Republic in post-World War I Germany prior to the rise of the Third Reich and the last few decades of U.S. history are eerily similar in some ways.

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    180. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG Ponies!

    181. Re:Cue... by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Part of the reason the USA gives so much arms to Israel is because Israel has the technological and manufacturing finesse to run its own international arms-dealing industry. For example, Israel was threatening to sell weapons to China and various African nations until the USA stepped in and said "We'll give you more of our arms if you don't sell or produce yours where we say not to." Also, Israel was producing its own fighter plane until the USA gave them its planes not to.

      Israel could finance its own wars by trading in arms and technology. America basically pays them in arms and diplomatic support to avoid certain valuable technologies falling into the hands of its enemies.

    182. Re:Cue... by Dragonlord_Warlock · · Score: 1

      After the second cable "malfunction", I started to suspect that something is going on.... seems like an attempt to create a dead zone in the middle east without resorting to using a EMP. They not eliminated all communication but have greatly hampered it, overloading what remaining systems that exist... so when the attacks come... expect all systems to overload and crash, dead zoning everything. It be the first use of the internet as a tactical weapon.

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    183. Re:Cue... by zobier · · Score: 1

      Aw shit, all my towels are in the wash... Pull one out, at least it can still be used in hand-to-hand-combat.
      You can dry it later.
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    184. Re:Cue... by FiveNines · · Score: 1

      "Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action."
      -- Ian Fleming

    185. Re:Cue... by SuSEboy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it is even MORE likely that this was due to equipment malfunction.

    186. Re:Cue... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Well that's because you don't know enough history. Pre Barry Goldwater the South was the party of the military hawks. Many of the neo-cons predecessors changed parties during the Regan era. The Republicans are no longer the party of Lincoln they are far more the party of the South. Why? Well for many reasons that you can read about in a great many books. Now don't confuse what I said, I am not finger pointing at the Dems, I am saying that over the last forty years the style and ideas of the parties have switched. The Bible belt nows votes Republican but they are still Dixie-crats through and through.

    187. Re:Cue... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That he denies the holocaust and wants Israel removed from the map... sticks and stones. He ain't the first, he won't be the last. My opinion on that? Better him than someone who not only says but does. There have been others before Hitler who used the latent antisemitism in Germany to get to power, but until him, nobody went through with it.

      As for the nuclear power story, it's even possible that he wants to get a second leg for his power supply. Oil ain't going to be around forever, and with the current surge in prices (and the chance that they stay that way) it may even be cheaper to go for nuclear power, especially when you have so much desert to dump the waste in. Iran ain't the first country in the area that sits on huge oil reserves and still tries to find another way for income before the supply runs out. Could it be that he wants nuclear weapons? Sure. It would even make sense with an enemy next to him that has the most powerful military in the world. Is he a threat to the US? Not until he also has rockets to deliver those nukes, FedEx won't do him that favor.

      As odd as it may seem, he actually is the lesser evil. You have to understand how the Iran is run, a sizable amount of power lies in the hands of the religious leaders there, you cannot rule the country against them, they still have more power than the president. If he doesn't appease them, they would quickly get rid of him.

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    188. Re:Cue... by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      Why would it be so complicated when cutting these cables already forces traffic to be rerouted via the US, where the NSA can tap at major switching centers.

    189. Re:Cue... by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      That he denies the holocaust and wants Israel removed from the map... sticks and stones. He ain't the first, he won't be the last. My opinion on that? Better him than someone who not only says but does.


      I'm repeating myself since you seemed to have missed or ignored it:
      Providing weapons, training and funding to Hezbollah so they can attack the 'Zionist regime' seems to be following through on his words.


      It would even make sense with an enemy next to him that has the most powerful military in the world. Is he a threat to the US? Not until he also has rockets to deliver those nukes, FedEx won't do him that favor.


      Well, Iran will be testing new long range missiles shortly with the goal of putting up their own satellites. That means reaching the US. But they don't have that now, they can only reach Israel at the moment. I'm sure it isn't any cause for concern that Iran currently supports and provides weapons to attack Israel, can currently reach Israel with missiles, and is most likely developing nuclear weapons?


      You have to understand how the Iran is run, a sizable amount of power lies in the hands of the religious leaders there, you cannot rule the country against them, they still have more power than the president.


      Those same religious leaders that he is 'appeasing' with comments about wiping Israel off the map? That makes the idea of nuclear weapons in Iran even LESS appealing!

    190. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diversion or, an attempt to channel the traffic through a specific point to make sure you get all of it.....

      Al Qaida has also used the internet to transport communications to cells. Maybe there is an attempt at a blackout here prior to an operation.

      Just thoughts..

    191. Re:Cue... by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the Winner be able to chosoe their own charity for the EUR100?

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    192. Re:Cue... by rthille · · Score: 1

      If a bunch of old folks rent a bus for a group tour, and then choose some crazed maniac to drive the bus and he mows down fifty people before getting stopped, wouldn't you say that the old folks' tour bus killed those people?

      Sorry, but NeoCons _are_ republicans. Bush is a NeoCon, and by convention he's the head of the damn party. My family is a farming family back 6 generations, so we certainly have some conservative leanings, but if you still consider yourself a Republican after you let the NeoCons hijack the party, you might as well be a NeoCon too.

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    193. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the fish! I'm sure it has something to do with those aquarium screen savers.

      It's the paranoids! They're all in it together and they're out to get the rest of us.

      Underwater mudslide?

      AC

    194. Re:Cue... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      These are not the actions of a country that is afraid of imminent invasion You act as if invasion were our only option, that we didn't have weapons that literally deliver themselves, and that the air force isn't under-utilized compared to the other branches of the armed forces right now.
    195. Re:Cue... by forand · · Score: 1

      Wait so it is a win-win bet? Where is the fun in that?

    196. Re:Cue... by snickkers · · Score: 1

      Just want to make sure I have this right.

      Phase 1: make websites a PITA to load up
      Phase 2: ...?
      Phase 3: bombs

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    197. Re:Cue... by sarcells · · Score: 1

      He isn't? Every Democrat is running against him.
      Safer target than the other democrats, perhaps.

    198. Re:Cue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to live in Doha, Qatar, for a few years and I must say that this kind of service interruption is expected. It's definitely not strange to people living there that the Internet may go down for several hours or days and usually with no explanation offered. Since they do a lot of work on their infrastructure (mainly roads), there are often things that could go wrong with underground pipes and wires. I am quite sure that the Internet being cut repetitively has nothing to do with military action. It's probably got more to do with under-skilled employees fixing or working on things they have little experience with, as is often seen there...

    199. Re:Cue... by SirFelix · · Score: 1

      Listen people, Can anyone remember the months leading up to the invasion or Iraq? I did not know why but I knew that the Bush Administration was hell bent on Invading Iraq. First they tried to link Iraq to Al Qaeda, that failed. Then they tried to say that Iraq had nuclear weapons, that failed and Valerie Plame was exposed. Then they had to settle on a new term - Weapons of Mass Destruction. They then distorted the "proof" over 900 times on national media outlets. Bush was going to invade Iraq, no matter what the consequence. Make no mistake about it, the U.S. is going to attack Iran, probably because the Iranian Oil Bourse would devastate the value of the U.S. dollar. Sadam tried the same thing six months before the Iraqi invasion. These Cable Cuts have delayed the opening of the Iranian Oil Bourse, and who know what other benefits the U.S. government has gotten from cutting the cables. Intelligence data-I believe the ME data was re-routed through the U.S.? Trial Run-See what happens in an actual war scenario? Buy time-until actual start of war. There is a slight problem for the Bush Administration though. The American public is fed up with the Iraq war, which we all know was sold to the public on a pack of lies. But remember, before 9/11, I never thought that we would invade and occupy two soveriegn nations, Afghanistan and Iraq. Therefore, Bush can wait for the Iranian Oil Bourse to open and watch the American dollar transform into toilet paper, or he must start the Iran war. But How? The only way would be to stage a false flag operation. Either Israel or the U.S. mainland will be attacked by "Iran". KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN PEOPLE. THIS WILL HAPPEN VERY SOON. Rich Citizen United States of America

  2. Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like a concerted effort to isolate muslim nations, to me. Singapore, Pakistan, Qatar, UAE. We're looking for airplanes aiming for buildings and they're attacking the world under the sea with a pair of clippers and a web cam.

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    1. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Question is... US or some other country cutting off the Muslim nations or is a Muslim organization cutting itself off and imposing that on the rest of the Middle East?

    2. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by JordanL · · Score: 1

      One would think that using a web cam to cut undersea fiber might be somewhat selfdefeating...

    3. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      they're attacking the world under the sea with a pair of clippers and a web cam

      Ok, I am trying to imagine a scenario of using clippers and a web cam to cut an undersea cable but I guess my imagination is not as good as yours. Sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, now that's a different story

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    4. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by tangent3 · · Score: 2, Informative
    5. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by dnwq · · Score: 1

      Singapore? Where exactly do you think Singapore is? Hint: it's not near central Asia.

    6. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Funny

      >effort to isolate muslim nations, to me. Singapore, Pakistan, Qatar, UAE.

      Yeah, take that Islamic Republic of Singapore!

      Christ, even our tin-foiled conspiracy nuts cant be bothered to do the basic research, guess thats why they're conspiracy nuts.

    7. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up! Singapore isn't even in the Middle East.

    8. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by merreborn · · Score: 1

      To self isolate, you don't need to cut undersea cables.

      You just turn off the routers on the border, and pass a law making them illegal to operate.

    9. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by knuxed · · Score: 1

      Yeah baby,lets go after BG Lee Hsien Loong and the Islamic Republic of Singapura.Seriously,do some research please.I reckon the main Islamist threat comes from JI or the dudes at SOuthern Thailand.

    10. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like the axis of evil, you always have to have one non-Muslim nation so it doesn't look like you're persecuting a holy war!

    11. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/print/sn.html/

      I'm well aware of where Singapore is; it's our near and very strategic neighbor. It's surrounded by Malasyia and Indonesia, which are primarily Muslim in orientation. Singapore left the Malasyian federation in 1964 but remains a hub for Internet communication. In Australia we use Singapore links primarily for backup, with the main route going via Sydney. So it's not a huge inconvenience for us, but the people of Malasyia and Indonesia may be feeling a bit cut off at the moment.

      Still, the act may be futile in the long term because the cables will be repaired. I'd be more concerned right now that the cable repair ships are well guarded -- if they're relatively few in number, military action against them could represent a substantial risk against the delay in restoring traffic.

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    12. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Gaah I am a noob. Go to the cia.gov site and navigate to Singapore via the factbook to find the relevant details.

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    13. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by f1r3f0g · · Score: 1

      It's a bit like happy-slapping.
      Wait for the video to be posted to You-Tube.

    14. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by Teppic_52 · · Score: 1

      Not really, you have verification the job was done.

    15. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a concerted effort to isolate muslim nations, to me. Singapore, Pakistan, Qatar, UAE.

      I hardly consider Singapore a Muslim nation. Please check your facts. :D

    16. Re:Could be war -- or an attempt at self-isolation by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      You're right, and I have. But cutting off Singapore, a major hub, can materially affect the islamic nations surrounding it. Thus including it in the original list was correct, despite it's not being of that stripe. It's conceivable a muslim radical isolationist could have known that and added it to their target list.

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  3. Undersea cables. . ? by fanhack · · Score: 1, Funny
  4. [Citation Needed] --NT by wirefarm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    [Citation Needed] --NT

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    1. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by fohat · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here's the link that was on reddit.com on Friday regarding this info:
      http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=JES20080202&articleId=7980

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    2. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by wirefarm · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

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    3. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, sure, like Reddit has supplied anyone with reliable, unbiased information in the last 2 years.

    4. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I agree that it looks mighty suspicious, but I have a hard time seeing how it could be a conspiracy. First, look at who's affected: Eygpt, Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Sri Lanka, even India. Don't get me wrong, I despise the White House and wouldn't trust anything Cheney said while his lips were moving, but I have trouble seeing why the United States would want to attack even one of these countries, particularly Saudi Arabia. Even if they do support and export terrorists, the Saudi leadership are close allies of the United States- we just sold them a shitload of JDAM satellite-guided bombs, after all, why would we then turn around and take out their internet access? And even assuming the U.S. or some other nation did want to attack one of these nations, why do it this way, which attacks the entire Middle East indiscriminately?

      As suspicious as it looks, I think it's just really, really bad luck. But then again, maybe I need to get with the times and be a little more paranoid.

    5. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by F34nor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well for one thing you may be mistaking the culprit.

      Al-Qaeda's main enemy is not the US. It is Arab countries who are not conservative enough. 9-11 was about getting the US out of The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia (KSA,) not about freedom or anything a vague as that. If Al-Qaeda was able to cut off Internet service to the KSA, UAE, Qatar, and etc. that would be a huge coup for Al-Qaedi. What do they object to? They object to, anything that allows people to question their limited ultra-wahabi dogma. Currently UAE is the official named target of Al-Qaeda's wrath.

      Don't forget the largest US base in the region is in Qatar.

    6. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by repvik · · Score: 1

      Even reddit can link to a reliable source...

    7. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Mod this up please moderators!
      It doesn't take much to stuff up all them tubes and pipes on the internets.

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    8. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'm sorry, we were talking about CREDIBLE evidence, not lunatic speculation.

    9. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Very interesting!

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    10. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by kklein · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Indeed. There's nothing worse to an al-Qaeda type than a sane and prosperous Arab Muslim state. Countries like the UAE show that Islam is not the culprit; idiots and assholes are. As usual.

    11. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by somersault · · Score: 1

      I think you underestimate just how many horny youths there are out there gunking up the pipes, tis no small order.

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    12. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No citation necessary. Netcraft confirms it!

    13. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's nothing worse to an al-Qaeda type than a sane and prosperous Arab Muslim state.

      Sure. The how do you explain them working with liberal Arab state Iraq to attack us on 9/11?

      Wait, I forgot the \sarcasm\ tags :(

    14. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's where we are also expecting a large attack, possibly by stolen helicopters.

    15. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by craagz · · Score: 0

      Citing this, if Al-qaeda is attacking the internet in the middle-east then that would mean, they are conducting their cyberspace operations from non-middle-east countries. US/Europe maybe?

    16. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by dhasenan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Al Qaeda has the resources to cut undersea cables? The easiest way to do it would be a waterproof casing for a bomb, but you'd have to find exactly where the cables are, and that's not easy. Fifty feet off and nothing happens. With GPS, you have an accuracy of fifty feet unless you've got a military decoder. So you end up having to carpet bomb the ocean floor. By now, the US media would be burbling over with news of these cables having been destroyed by bombs, indicating terrorists.

      The US certainly has the necessary resources to carry out this attack. Many first-world countries do. If you could steal a rich first-world university's underwater gear and had people who figure out how it works, you could probably manage it, but getting to Iran, Egypt, and Qatar in a few days and cutting their cables -- well, you'd need several teams working on it.

      I don't see the relationship between these countries, but that's more betraying my ignorance.

    17. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It seems to me that these cuts could be done for a million a piece.

      They are the perfect asymetrical target.

      Given a man, a saw, a speedboat, a scuba suit and time (to search for the cable), this seems trivial. From what I've heard, one cable leaves out of a particular town (which I know but will leave out here) in california that serves most of india.

      And it is not like these are heavily armored cables. You are basically looking at the same problem as the pipelines in south america. Something easy to destroy that goes across hundreds of miles of unguarded wilderness.

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    18. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by tanguyr · · Score: 1

      Given a man, a saw, a speedboat, a scuba suit and time (to search for the cable), this seems trivial.

      I would imagine that "simple to cut" = "simple to fix", especially given that the people who maintain these cables have waaaaaay bigger resources than a guy with a saw and a speedboat. On the other hand, cable breaks in deeper water would be much more expensive (and dangerous) to fix.

      I'm also curious as to how you came up with your "million a piece" estimate? /t

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    19. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by aminorex · · Score: 1

      In operation ivy bells the NSA used cable downtime in location A to install tap devices at location B. It seems likely that someone with a new fleet of submarines is expanding their tapping capabilities to new targets of interest.

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    20. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      The parent said "Al Qaeda has the resources to cut..."
      And I thought "I remember Al Qaeda had resources in the multi-million dollar range. Now the cables are currently unprotected and unarmored and just run across the bottom (or in a very shallow trench in some places). Hmmm. How much would a boat and deep water (say down to 1,000 feet) scuba gear cost-- about $100k. Okay-- multiply that by a factor of 10."

      There are other nasty things they can do with regard to the repairing the cables that I'm not even going to mention but they immediately occur to any person familiar with their tactics (now including using females with down's syndrome to carry bombs to blow up ... pet market???...-- these guys are relentlessly evil). Ignoring those-- once the cable is located, it can be easily cut in a dozen places. And now the exact cable location is known (GPS-- $100 max) - so if it is repaired it must be guarded constantly or it can be easily cut at an arbitrary time in the future. These cables depend on being left alone- they are no more safe from intentional harm than would be the hanging electric lines in your neighborhood.

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    21. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Okay... so decided I would do a little digging.

      http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1E1-diving-d.html
      Shows that 130' is the max normal depth for scuba diving- with 300' considered "recordsetting".
      And apparently anything over 200' is tricky even for people in those old fashioned diving suits.

      You would need a bigger more noticable boat to get to depts 300' to 2300'
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmospheric_diving_suit

      http://www.sub-find.com/newt_suit.htm
      These cost $400k

      ADS Spider Submersible Hulls #1 and #2 are now available for sale at USD$399,995. Exceptional depth rating. Only 2 left. Compare with other ADS suits at $1-2 million.

      The government should probably track sales of these-- however the old diving suits should be easy to make

      I wasn't able to get a hard price on the old style suits but I imagine they could be made for $20k or less.

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    22. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the NSA used cable downtime in location A to install tap devices at location B

      Now the NSA would just plug the other end of the cable into one of their not-so-secret AT&T rooms, no downtime needed.

    23. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by lawn.ninja · · Score: 1

      Funny how you can link the terrorists to it again... FUD! FUD! FUD! I'm sure this is the same stand our government is going to take and the same reason they will use to occupy Iran. Yes all these countries took a hit on their traffic but only Iran went to 100% packet loss.

    24. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Well the original assumption was an anchor so why not dredging?

    25. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by F34nor · · Score: 1

      What? Did you read my post? I was questioning the assumption the the US did this. This is not FUD, this is ration discussion about possible causes for 4 cables down in a week.

    26. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by GigG · · Score: 1

      Those depths are based on the assumption that the cutter isn't willing to die in the process.

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    27. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Good point-- there is also a risk of the diver going too flipping insane from narcosis to get the job done also.
      Still- once the cable route was mapped out, a suicide diver could probably make it down much deeper on a one way trip. Part of the problem is having to return to the surface alive.

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    28. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Countries like the UAE show that Islam is not the culprit; idiots and assholes are. As usual. Whether we're talking about Terrorist Organizations (eg Al Quaeda) or The Countries That Hate Them (eg The US of A), it's always the idiots and asswholes (eg Dick/DubYah/Osama/etc) to blame.

      The vast majority of the respective populations are not irrational, psychotic and unstable.
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    29. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by bwd234 · · Score: 1

      They probably used box cutters! Hey, it allowed them to pull off the worst act of terrorism the USA has ever seen. Something even a major conspiracy between the White House, Larry Silverstein, Halliburton, et al. could NEVER have pulled off!

      Yeah, go ahead... mod me troll or funny, take your pick.

    30. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by F34nor · · Score: 1

      They can conduct them from anywhere, the people who live in the middle east are the people affected. Al-Qaeda is a distributed amorphous mass, that could use phone calls or sneaker net to dispurse their plans to working nodes. "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of magnetic media hurtling down the highway."

    31. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by bdwebb · · Score: 1

      That's a lot of acronyms...a bit like a scientology convention.

    32. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I was all set to argue with you about how deep you can go with SCUBA gear, but decided to check my facts first and found...http://www.inspired-training.com/depth_record.htm.

      I'll be...I guess 1000 feet isn't out of the question after all. From this guy's description, it's really, really hard and takes a long time (he said seven hours), but it's possible. If you factor in that Al Qaeda has proven many times over that they are willing to blow themselves up for Allah, then I'd guess they could go even deeper if they chose.

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    33. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by Afecks · · Score: 1

      As long as there is religion, there will be fundamentalists wanting a simpler and purer form of that religion. Where do Muslims find it? In the Qu'ran, which taken literally, gives us the results we've witnessed. If the core beliefs of Islam were to give puppies to non-believers, Islamic terrorism would never happen or happen as rarely proportional to Wiccan terrorism. Trying to pawn off religion as a victim or an innocent weapon with no intention is just ridiculous. Yes there will always be stupid and evil people doing stupid and evil things. That doesn't mean you should roll over and acquiesce to religion. There will always be murder but that doesn't mean we should sanction it.

    34. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by jafac · · Score: 1

      Don't get exited, my fine fellow. After eight years of insanity and stupidity, your kind of level-headed thinking is NOT what this nation needs right now.

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    35. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by eonlabs · · Score: 1

      Here's some questions...
      How long have the cables rested in those spots?
      Since they're cables, is it impossible for someone to trace them from the shore line down?
      Since they don't tend to move much, could they have found them a long time ago and be attempting to synchronize their breaks?
      If you can traverse the cable itself from a starting point, would they need an explosion at all?

      There are signs all over the US warning against people plowing over fiberoptic cable. Since the higher quality stuff doesn't bend as well, it probably could break through shock.

      Are there any natural causes that might result in the cables in the region breaking? I imagine it would have to be an earthquake or something on that scale, and we haven't really heard much to that end, so I'm doubting it, but, why not ask.

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    36. Re:[Citation Needed] --NT by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      With GPS, you have an accuracy of fifty feet unless you've got a military decoder.

      No. I have a commercial unit that regularly reaches 16 feet of accuracy; our military stopped degrading the signal some time ago. Sixteen feet is close enough if you have accurate location information and sufficient explosives (and explosives are the least of the challenges these clowns face.)

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  5. Tagged by Icarus1919 · · Score: 1

    !coincidence

  6. The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by AchiIIe · · Score: 5, Informative

    RTFA: The cable was not cut, it was taken offline due to power problems.

    > the problem is related to the power system and not the result of a ship's anchor cutting the cable, as is thought to be the case in the other three incidents.

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    1. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't interrupt us with facts!

    2. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      mod parent up: 1000, Informative

    3. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by nysus · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting. Saved me for screaming RTFA!

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    4. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Informative

      RTFA: The cable was not cut, it was taken offline due to power problems.

      Back-atcha. The article states that the cable may be offline due to power problem, not that it was taken offline. A rather significant difference. If you don't mind, I'm going to privately freak a bit until we find out who or what caused all these outages. If it's just incompetence, I'll be a happy panda. (Not to mention rolling my eyes at the all-to-common situation.) If it's more than just that...

      Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action. The fourth? The fourth is a testament to the Internet's ability to withstand damage. Even if it is the coincidence out of the bunch, that doesn't preclude enemy action. Quite the contrary, I'm afraid. :-/
    5. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by jamesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the thing about slashdot. I could have pretended to post an excerpt that read "the US acknowledged that at least 2 of the 'broken' cables were caused by failed attempts to splice and intercept communications", and at least 2 people would have believed it!

    6. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by edwardpickman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Still a hell of a coincidence and I have to say where is the info coming from that it's down for maintainence? Same claim was made in California when there was the power crisis. They just happen to schedule the down time to coincide so there was a shortage. If it was one cut cable and one down for service I wouldn't blink, four and Occam's Razor says there's more going on here than a one in a billion coincidence. The problem is if nothing major happens we may never know why service was interrupted but I'm having a hard time choking down the story that three cables were cut and one needed service power supply or not. It could be Iran messing with the internet or it could be the US since terrorist have used the internet far more successfully than the west for planning and propaganda. As I said unless there is an attack from one side or the other odds are we'll never know. It worries me because being an American I know Bush is desperate to attack Iran before he's out of office. I just hope and pray it's not related to that twisted goal. The world is going to breathe a massive sign of relief when that power drunk idiot is out of office. Not trying to flame I think that's an obvious fact. It's hard to spin his actions any other way.

    7. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by Splab · · Score: 1

      If the net is down how do you expect independent media to get information out?

    8. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I find strange is how fast our media outlets were to brand it as ship damage (for the first three cables), when the only official (afaik) press release from the authorities in charge of the cables/that region was that it was not ship damage.

      Almost instantly a majority of them are spouting that it was, without any measure of doubt, caused by a ship being rerouted due to bad weather. (where the heck did that come from?)
      It's then noted, (this was when the first cables were cut) that "there are rumors of a fourth cable"; which are then fairly quickly disputed, and turned into "there was no fourth cable" - and then suddenly, there IS a fourth cable.

      The only one that I can find that didn't assume everything straight off the bat, was bbc, which noted that "it could have been caused by a ship" or something similar.
      It's just frustrating reading how bad news reporting is.

    9. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      What i'm curious about is, if it was taken offline due to power problems, what are the ships being sent out repairing?

    10. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait so you're saying that there was a kneejerk reaction all over Slashdot simply because reading the article would have spoiled the fun of ZOMG INFOWAR!!!ONE! ? Rereads sentence. . . Yup, sounds about right. /Anonymous so that at least the inevitable flaming won't be personal.

    11. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "being an American I know Bush is desperate to attack Iran before he's out of office"


      That's funny. I'm also an American and I know no such thing. Can you cite the source of your information?

    12. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dare I ask it...

      Bullocks...?

    13. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      RTFA: The cable was not cut, it was taken offline due to power problems. Isn't that why the US of A invaded Iraq? ---> "Power Problems"
      Isn't that why the US of A is having such issues with Iran recently? ---> "Power Problems".

      Describing a break in transmissions as being due to "power problems" is to communicate zero net new information.
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    14. Re:The cable was not cut - Bad summary, bad! by psycho+sparky · · Score: 1

      To quote TFA:

      "Qatar Telecom (Qtel) said on Sunday the cable was damaged between the Qatari island of Haloul and the UAE island of Das on Friday."

      Now a little information:

      Submarine fibre optic cables are fitted with amplifiers every 10-20km.

      These require electricity to produce the light which pumps the Erbium doped fibre which in turn amplifies the signal.

      This power system could be damaged which would stop the amplifiers from working.

      Optical Time Domain reflectometry (OTDR) is used to assess the optical condition of the cable.

      By observing the light reflected back down the cable, operators can see, in real time, damage or even stress.

      This is how they know how many km from any particular place the cable is damaged.

      It is possible that the cable was damaged enough to kill the power, but that the optical fibres remained intact.

      TFA is too brief and too inconsistant to use as an authority on how the cables were damaged.

      This judgement will have to wait until the cables are examined first in situ and latter on the deck of the repair ship.

      Here's a list:

      30Jan2008 SEA-ME-WE-3 10Gbps near Il Iskandariyah (unconfirmed report, low capacity)
      30Jan2008 SEA-ME-WE-4 near Marseille (reported in the New York Times)
      30Jan2008 0459Z SEA-ME-WE-4 1.28Tbps cut 8.3k from Il Iskandariyah
      30Jan2008 0800Z FLAG cut 8.3k from Il Iskandariyah
      01Feb2008 0559Z Falcon 2.56Tbps cut 56km from Dubai
      01Feb2008 QTEL damaged between Haloul and Das islands

      Australian and Iranian state media both report Egypt saying it has evidence that no ships were in the vicinity of the Il Iskanadriyah cuts..

      Some of the more clueful analyses (Renesys and ?) send eyebrows flying because at no point do they mention Iran. This omission justifies investigation into their loyalties. Those to whom they owe fealty then become suspects.

      On the matter of Iranian connectivity:

      Many people have been screaming that Iran has been cut off the net mostly based on internettrafficreport.com indicating that router1.iust.ac.ir (194.225.239.1) is not replying to pings.

      A large proportion of routers and other internet hosts do not respond to pings. Ping replys are often disabled as a defence against attack or when a machine is working near capacity.

      a traceroute to www.iust.ac.ir shows
      7 i-4-1.wil-core02.net.reach.com (202.84.142.133) 153.227 ms 144.538 ms 145.937 ms
      8 i-0-0.paix-core02.net.reach.com (202.84.143.62) 157.781 ms 157.753 ms 157.743 ms
      9 g4_15-pax06.net.reach.com (202.84.251.98) 151.753 ms 152.924 ms 157.029 ms
      10 FT.peer.paix05.net.reach.com (134.159.62.130) 163.118 ms 163.140 ms 163.159 ms
      11 po14-0.nykcr3.NewYork.opentransit.net (193.251.240.2) 241.069 ms 241.390 ms 231.666 ms
      12 tengige0-3-0-1.pastr1.Paris.opentransit.net (193.251.240.149) 314.035 ms 317.588 ms 317.657 ms
      13 te10-3.passe1.Paris.opentransit.net (193.251.240.150) 313.267 ms 313.623 ms 313.715 ms
      14 193.251.247.166 (193.251.247.166) 312.966 ms 313.007 ms 305.478 ms
      15 194.225.151.13 (194.225.151.13) 847.015 ms 849.926 ms 849.983 ms
      16 n2-r2-c7206.iranet.ir (194.225.150.2) 845.981 ms 845.844 ms 845.916 ms
      17 * * *
      18 194.225.239.254 (194.225.239.254) 650.476 ms 650.402 ms 650.281 ms
      19 194.225.228.25 (194.225.228.25) 650.439 ms !X 650.482 ms !X 650.402 ms !X

      My guesses:

  7. Oh no. by ChePibe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Underwater backhoes.

    The last safe spot for the network admin has been found - and destroyed.

    1. Re:Oh no. by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 1

      Q. Why do network admins prefer low-fibre diets?

      A. Do *you* really want a backhoe in *your* colon?

  8. deliberate? still don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really doubt the U.S. is behind these cable failures. Cutting off their internets doesn't really mean a damn, not only that but it appears to be highly ineffective as these countries are simply routing their internet connections through land cables. The U.S. government wouldn't just cut these cables without any planning, they would have realized it wouldn't work before they even attempted it.

    That said, it is suspicious that four cables have been severed in so short a time, but if it's a deliberate action, it's not the U.S. government behind it. It would more likely be some incompetent, rogue group that doesn't know what it's doing.

    1. Re:deliberate? still don't think so by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...it's not the U.S. government behind it. It would more likely be some incompetent, rogue group that doesn't know what it's doing.
      So, like the United States Government then? :-D
    2. Re:deliberate? still don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cutting off their internets doesn't really mean a damn, not only that but it appears to be highly ineffective as these countries are simply routing their internet connections through land cables.
      Who said anything about the intarwebs? We're talking about four long distance fibers being down here. Did you know that fiber is used for more than just the intarwebs?
    3. Re:deliberate? still don't think so by mrbluze · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or a very competent, rogue state that happens to reside in the general region, which decided to go it alone because the U.S. got wet feet (pardon the pun).

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    4. Re:deliberate? still don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame it on teh J00z!

    5. Re:deliberate? still don't think so by mrbluze · · Score: 1

      Blame it on teh J00z! I don't think people do, actually. This is politics, not religion. If you have any jewish friends, ask them what they think and I think you'll get a surprise.
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  9. Testing the system.. by GregPK · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you think about it long-term.

    If you are a terrorist and you want to cause mass chaos. How would you do it?

    You'd most likely want to create some form of confusion or distraction before hitting your main target.

    I'd think this a precursor to a bigger plot. If I was thinking along these lines I'd be cutting them and seeing what the end results are. If I could label and see which ones do what and invoke certain responses then I'd wait before doing it again. The next time I'd probably create something that acted via a timer. This way I could attack, destroy communications, then attack again creating chaos and confusion. Through a very specific set time.

    However, the counter arguement here is that anything they can do to the LAN cables we could easily counter-act with wireless transmission as Satellites are more than capable of carrying the necessary data for communication. This pretty much only isolates the European world from the internet, which isn't going to do much on the grand scheme of things.

    The Plot is probably thicker but not much by my guess. Unless the NSA is using the downtime to break the cable elsewhere and run off thier own data spying cable via the lines. I doubt it..

    1. Re:Testing the system.. by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you are severely overestimating the technological level of "terrorists".

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    2. Re:Testing the system.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would think terror would be less effective without the internet around to help spread the news. If a bomb goes out in california, people in new york would be a lot more panicked with their internet on than with it off.

    3. Re:Testing the system.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      However, the counter arguement here is that anything they can do to the LAN cables we could easily counter-act with wireless transmission as Satellites are more than capable of carrying the necessary data for communication.

      Absolutely not. Satellites don't have anywhere close to the bandwidth that fiber cables do, and the latency sucks on satellite connections.

    4. Re:Testing the system.. by IQgryn · · Score: 1

      True, but this isn't actually cutting off the internet, just slowing it down. If you have a very slow, unreliable connection, you'll probably be more panicked at the bits and pieces you can get than if you can see everything that's going on.

    5. Re:Testing the system.. by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there just an article that EEs have a terrorist mindset? Well, there ya go! :)

    6. Re:Testing the system.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "If you are a terrorist and you want to cause mass chaos. How would you do it?

      You'd most likely want to create some form of confusion or distraction before hitting your main target.
      "
      Yeah, if you are a fucking stupid terrorist.

      What could reduced internet access possible accomplish for anybody?
      Hell, it's more likely that some guys decided to do it so they can make money fixing it.

      The breaks are stupid places for taps, and this isn't how it would be done anyhow.

      "The Plot is probably thicker but not much by my guess."
      What plot? "Yess, are mastermind plot to reduce internet transmissions by 80% to a small part of the world has worked. BUahahaha"

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    7. Re:Testing the system.. by imipak · · Score: 1

      If you are a terrorist and you want to cause mass chaos. How would you do it?

      Uh, how about stopping all US film and TV production work by, oh I don't know, let's say getting all the writers to go on strike, say? With their constant diet of inane tv vacuities suspended, Americans' brains will start to work again, resulting in a nationwide uprising within about a week!!

      Oh wait, no - that's a conspiracy theory, huh.

    8. Re:Testing the system.. by jimmydevice · · Score: 1

      EEtimes hasn't been any good since they went to slick paper.

    9. Re:Testing the system.. by Yousef · · Score: 1

      Given their previous activities, that level of organisation is certainly not something that Al-Qaeda get into.
      Hijacking aircraft with box-cutters and crashing them; Suicide Bombs in various locations; Road-side biombs in Iraq. Hardly a level of sofistication coincident with great minds or great plans!
      In short; Terrorists aren't sofisticated. They like simple, easy, least defended targets that bring in the highest body count. These pratts don't even have a defineable/achievable military goal.

      Their activities are aimed at carnage, destruction, self-promotion. Anything to undermining their governments to make way for themselves.

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    10. Re:Testing the system.. by tietokone-olmi · · Score: 1

      How is this? Last I checked, the main terrorist group of today has like, half the world's military expenditure and all the technology they can muster at their disposal. Shock and awe, remember?

    11. Re:Testing the system.. by piemcfly · · Score: 1

      buying a submarine and cutting cables seems a bit overcomplicated for just disrupting an internet connection. afaik terrorists still prefer good ol' 'stuff that goes boom' tactics. blowing up an IXP or something seems a bit more simple for a terrorist organisation. plus, they have nothing to gain from disrupting their major communication system.

    12. Re:Testing the system.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait... you doubt that government agencies _known_ to pull off high tech surveillance with the backing of a nation that has an infrastructure of military bases and operational personell in practically every single country in the world would do this...

      But you don't doubt that a bunch of random people with probably little to no oversight and where *everything about them is assumption*, would? Or were you being sarcastic and I just didn't get it?

    13. Re:Testing the system.. by v1 · · Score: 1

      I think you can condense your sig into just two lines

      I'm lying.

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    14. Re:Testing the system.. by shamer · · Score: 1

      http://isc.sans.org/diary.html?storyid=3925&rss

      FTA:

      Submarine cables are essential for the Internet traffic as they are low latency. Geostationary satellites induce -due to the distance they must be at- significant additional delay on the packets, causing trouble for interactive work over those links.

    15. Re:Testing the system.. by cavac · · Score: 2, Informative

      However, the counter arguement here is that anything they can do to the LAN cables

      What do you mean by LAN cables? Like CAT5 through the ocean? While the mediteranean sea isn't exactly huge, i wouldn't call it a "local area network".

      This pretty much only isolates the European world from the internet,
      Really? When did this happen? I didn't notice it happening to me....

      Anyway, a big blackout would likely isolate the US from the rest of the world, given most network infrastructure goes through europe anyway and the network in europe is more interlinked than that in the US.

      Also note: US citizens are still quite a minority seen globally: 300 million versus roughly 6 billion which is about 5 percent (calculating body weight will more likely end up to be 7-8%... SCNR).

      Europe, with its roughly 710 mill. people is about 11.8 percent of world population, Asia is 4 billion/60 percent, africa 900 mill./14 percent, just to give you a perspective. Details can be found at wikipedia; just search for the continent of your choice or "world population".

      Acts of war against other continents may lead to a major conflict where that end with the US completly devastated. The sheer numbers of available menpower virtually guarantees that: Just think of 4 billion asians waging war against the US. Even if the US military wipes out 80%, the asians are still ahead in numbers and can overcome US citizens by sheer force.

      Note to self: Be more nice to my asian co-workers

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    16. Re:Testing the system.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean by LAN cables? Like CAT5 through the ocean?

      No, no, no. CAT5 would never work going across the ocean floor, standing up to all the sharks with lasers. Obviously you would need CAT6 for that.

  10. not suspicious? by toxygen01 · · Score: 0

    Seriously, can anybody explain what's going on?

    1. Re:not suspicious? by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      Seriously, can anybody explain what's going on?

      Ok, I'll explain. Somebody seems to be cutting undersea internet cables, but we are not yet sure who

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  11. Other possibilities by michaelmalak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, is there anyone who doesn't think this is either a precursor to military action
    There are other possibilities. Recall that the FBI shut down Muslim websites hosted in Texas on Sep. 7, 2001. Depending on who you think was responsible for 9/11, it could have either been a futile attempt to prevent 9/11, or a successful attempt to keep Muslims from organizing a peaceful or violent protest against being blamed for 9/11. Since I am in the latter camp, I was pleasantly surprised that the Superbowl went off without a hitch, especially given that the Patriots were playing.

    Another possibility is mere cyber warfare (without escalation to a hot war) -- to prevent the much-feared electronic transactions conducted by Iran in Euros rather than dollars.

    Finally, don't discount the possibility of a combination of these. Powerful interests rarely do something for a single purpose. E.g., the communications disruption could facilitate a false flag now (perhaps Super Tuesday/Fat Tuesday), which would lead to a U.S. attack on Iran made easier by the same communications blackout -- all coincidentally happening just in time to stop the Iranian Oil Burse.

    I wish I did know what was going on -- I'm spooked.

    1. Re:Other possibilities by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      It's not just Fat Tuesday, it's Super Tuesday: as of Tuesday half of the delegates to each presidential primary will be selected, and it's not impossible that we will have the winning candidates all but certain.

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    2. Re:Other possibilities by masdog · · Score: 1

      There is also a possibility that this is an operation by some Islamic group that is looking to make a statement to the middle east or try to stop the spread of western culture and values.

      What doesn't make sense about American involvement in this is that it seems to lack subtlety. We build or design most of the networking equipment that is used on the Internet backbone, and the NSA probably knows all of the backdoors to that equipment (and if it isn't American built, the NSA still probably has backdoors into it). So why would we go around damaging the communications infrastructure that is also used by our "allies" in the region to lock out Iran when we could just hack some routing tables and knock them offline>

      Or if we were installing fiber taps, why would the US Navy continue with that operation when more than one operation was botched? One cable could be explained away, but multiple cable breaks over the course of a week would arouse suspicion, and the last thing an intel operation would want is suspicion that it is actually occurring.

      There has got to be some other factor at play here. Perhaps Iran is about to undertake an internal purge and doesn't want the word leaking out over the web. Maybe some militants are trying to stop the spread of western ideas into the Middle East. Perhaps China is pulling a false-flag to raise suspicion of the US. These are just as likely as some attempt by Americans to forestall a switch from the dollar to the Euro.

    3. Re:Other possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are other possibilities. Recall that the FBI shut down Muslim websites hosted in Texas on Sep. 7, 2001. Depending on who you think was responsible for 9/11, it could have either been a futile attempt to prevent 9/11, or a successful attempt to keep Muslims from organizing a peaceful or violent protest against being blamed for 9/11.

      You believe that the websites hosted by Infocom Corporation were shut down to prevent Muslims from organizing protests against being blamed for 9/11? Might it not have had something to do with Infocom Corporation being the target of an FBI investigation into tie with the Holy Land Foundation?

      I wish I did know what was going on -- I'm spooked.

      You're also nuts.
    4. Re:Other possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod Parent Up! (Score:5, Bat-shit Insane)

  12. Order of Battle by AtomicSnarl · · Score: 5, Informative

    From Sun Tzu (IIRC):

    1. Attack the plan - Futility
    2. Attack the alliances - Division
    3. Attack the resources - Frustration
    4. Attack the army in the field - Attrition
    5. Attack the cities - Destruction

    The costs increase with each step, which is why the cities are last. Good, proactive intellegence and operatives can prevent things from happening. If not, they can foul things up so they can't happen. Communications is a resource, so it looks like step 3 is on the table.

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    1. Re:Order of Battle by spankey51 · · Score: 1

      1. Attack the plan - Futility
      2. Attack the alliances - Division
      3. Attack the resources - Frustration
      4. Attack the army in the field - Attrition
      5. Attack the cities - Destruction
      6. PROFIT!

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    2. Re:Order of Battle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Attack the plan - Futility
      2. Attack the alliances - Division
      3. Attack the resources - Frustration
      4. Attack the army in the field - Attrition
      5. Attack the cities - Destruction Someone has been playing too much Warcraft III.
  13. Someone is demonstrating a capability. by warrigal · · Score: 1

    They are demonstrating it to Middle Eastern states. "We can isolate you just like that". Now, who would want to do that? The West could do it without resorting to destroying valuable assets. Just block the countries. This has to be someone who can't do that but wants the power to do so.

    1. Re:Someone is demonstrating a capability. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has to be someone who can't do that but wants the power to do so.

      4 is pushing the coincidence meter too far, but I have to agree with you that it's unlikely that the US is doing this. The US has already demonstrated that they've got all the secret AT&T rooms they need to tap all of the traffic without having to resort to taking down the connection to install more hardware. A couple of seconds to plug the other end of the cable into the CIA router, and it would barely register as a blip on someone's hardware monitor.

    2. Re:Someone is demonstrating a capability. by hhawk · · Score: 1

      If they were really isolating them, I would agree that its' a demo... but they still have phones, TV, sat com, etc... they are reduced but not isolated.

      Since phone lines run on some of the same cables this might not have anything to do with internet taps/routes.

      I would agree that 4 in such a short period of time is news worth and odd.

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    3. Re:Someone is demonstrating a capability. by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      They are demonstrating it to Middle Eastern states. "We can isolate you just like that". Now, who would want to do that? The West could do it without resorting to destroying valuable assets. Just block the countries. That requires cooperation and would be very noticable the sysadmins and ISPs are ordinary civillians not agents sworn to secrecy.

      a Submarine deep under the oocean would be almost undetectable and only a handfull of people would be aware of its presence, Submarines exist for this very reason to remain undetected not even most of the crew need to know of their current position.
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    4. Re:Someone is demonstrating a capability. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not politically sound. If you just sever their communication deliberately, you give them political ammunition against you ("Look, they try to deny us the right to participate in the international information exchange!").

      But you can't blame anyone for horrible accidents...

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  14. Underwater Backhoes? by Ranger · · Score: 1

    I know that every time there's an internet outage at our university it's usually a backhoe. Backhoes are the natural enemy of the Internet. Anyway, this is disturbing and fascinating at the same time. The reason why the Internet was design the way it was so that it could survive an nuclear war even if the networks became fragmented. In a way this is an interesting test of the design, but it does have disturbing overtones given that it's happening in the Middle East. That being said I think there are three possibilities as to who or what is responsible: Mossad, CIA, or underwater backhoes. Which do you think is the most plausible and least paranoid?

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    1. Re:Underwater Backhoes? by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      The reason why the Internet was design the way it was so that it could survive an nuclear war even if the networks became fragmented. Not exactly
    2. Re:Underwater Backhoes? by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

      Underwater backhoes, of course.

    3. Re:Underwater Backhoes? by cavac · · Score: 1

      The reason why the Internet was design the way it was so that it could survive an nuclear war even if the networks became fragmented.

      And the networks hold up quite well. The bandwith may be down, but nothing a few well-placed proxies and some traffic-shaping firewalls (prioritize surfing and mail over filesharing for example) couldn't mitigate for the most part. These days, it takes a lot of effort on the attackers side (and some stupidity and short-sightness on behalf of the country) to take out a countries network connections.

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    4. Re:Underwater Backhoes? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      That being said I think there are three possibilities as to who or what is responsible: Mossad, CIA, or underwater backhoes.
      Or local isolationist groups.
    5. Re:Underwater Backhoes? by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Mossad, CIA, or underwater backhoes. Which do you think is the most plausible and least paranoid? Pic of Underwater Backhoe
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  15. Without a hitch??? by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    Dude, the Patriots lost! How's that for a hitch?

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    1. Re:Without a hitch??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheaters aren't supposed to win!

  16. Nonsense by Wolfier · · Score: 1

    Iran's enemies are currently all more Internet-savvy than Iran.

    Severing Iran's connections would hinder Iran's enemies' surveillance activities more than Iran.

  17. Cable Not Cut; Cable Merely 'Damaged' by n+dot+l · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The entire sentence you quoted from is:

    The cause of damage is not yet known, but ArabianBusiness.com has been told unofficially the problem is related to the power system and not the result of a ship's anchor cutting the cable, as is thought to be the case in the other three incidents. So it's really a question of what "damage" means in this case. Are we talking about a mundane problem that happens on a regular basis (which was only reported due to all the other links going down at around the same time) or did a component that almost never fails suddenly break down under mysterious circumstances?

    Not to run against the whole "this could mean only one thing" meme, but I think it's just as likely that some old hardware sitting at the ends of that cable got stressed past its breaking point because having the other links down finally pushed it past its limits.
  18. I already posted telling you what was happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=438002&cid=22258696

    I don't guess people will be as derogatory this time. There is a reason to post some things on anonymous coward. This isn't about interception of specific data/tapping -- this is about, byte-for-byte, copying everything that goes through those cables without causing any detectable interference. They MUST bring down the cables to install the new system. New cables will not be "cut" because they will have the hardware installed before the cables are brought online.

  19. Stops the onslaught of Western culture by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    Instead their people have no choice but watch this. (Not safe for work in red states).

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  20. New tricks by AT&T ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... and the NSA to wiretape the Intarweb from internaional waters. Sounds crazy, I know, but no more so than 4 "accidents" in a week. Mark my words, there are black-ops undersea stations anchored to the bottom ocean. Damn, there's a book in there somewhere...

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    1. Re:New tricks by AT&T ... by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      You're right: The Steel Albatross

    2. Re:New tricks by AT&T ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NSA would like you to know that the Internet is [censored by the NSA]. We firmly believe that your right to free speech should be [censored by the NSA] in cooperation wiht AT&T. AT&T has been invaluable as a partner because they have been [censored by the NSA]. Furhtermore, your connectivity to the Middle East is an invaluable resource that has been [censored by the NSA]. To carry out our guarantee of Middle East connectivity, all Internet traffic will be [censored by the NSA] by routing it through four new undersea cables.

    3. Re:New tricks by AT&T ... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the best way to make sure everyone in the world knows about these cable cuts are to make sure they're all down at once, right? If the NSA wanted to do this, they would do one cable this month, another cable next month, and on and on. The issue wouldn't get a lot of publicity and everyone would go about their lives, with less than 1000 people ever aware that a cable had been cut in the first place.

    4. Re:New tricks by AT&T ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      If the NSA wanted to do this, they would do one cable this month...

      Of course, I was joking about this being a plot by the NSA and you make a good point. Unless... we were to subscribe to an alternate theory that this administration gets away with things under the guise of "they can't possibly be *that* stupid, so it can't be true...", which I propose isn't actually that far-fetched. :-) Bush is obviously a moron. Cheney and the rest of the crew, not so much.

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    5. Re:New tricks by AT&T ... by TristanBrotherton · · Score: 1

      Well, you might not be far wrong.

      http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9595_22-529826.html

      The NSA were developing submersibles with fibre splicing abilities. If it went wrong it would either sever the cable, or screw the voltage (running through the cable to power the amplifiers.)

    6. Re:New tricks by AT&T ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      Well, you might not be far wrong. The NSA were developing submersibles with fibre splicing abilities...

      Crap. Now I have to go into hiding before the black helicop ATH0()@&$&^*&@$ +++ NO CARRIER +++

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  21. Islamic Fundamentalists cuting cables? by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Why not them? I can see them railing against all the infidel ideas that are carried thru the web/T.V./etc, but then again, they also use the internet heavily to recruit, and communicate with their future recruits.
    Any other players looking to make a hit? Countries vs groups?
    China - they need oil, and are thinking of themselves as a, if not the superpower.
    Russia looking to exert more influence?

    Which countries are most affected by the black outs. Do they benefit Iran, or maybe Israel

    Coincidence (probably not)

    Can't see the USA doing it - except for the CIA, since public perception of new war activities are really, really not popular with the general citizen right now.

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    1. Re:Islamic Fundamentalists cuting cables? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Three nations come to mind in the following order.

      Iran and Pakistan for local control. Russia for Economic reasons. All three do have subs, right?

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  22. Don't Jump To Conclusions by St.+Dogbert · · Score: 1

    Give it another couple of days and it will still turn out to be ship's anchors that caused the problem.

    1. Re:Don't Jump To Conclusions by stderr_dk · · Score: 1

      Give it another couple of days ... and a fifth cable will be cut.

      I, for one, welcome our new cablecutting overlords.

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  23. Tests in preparation for a US government invasion? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To me, cutting cables seems like something some people in the U.S. government would do, testing its control over communications before invading a Muslim country. In the past few months, the U.S. government has been trying to get people excited about invading Iran, for example. I've taught Iranian students English as a volunteer, and people from other countries, too, and I can tell you from personal experience that many Iranians are very good people. I think the attempt to demonize them is extremely dishonest.

    I hope that U.S. citizens and people everywhere in the world will begin to realize that a few oil and weapons investors and others have taken control over the U.S. government, and that those who have control are becoming more and more mentally unbalanced, as is usually true of people who emphasize control and money in their lives.

    Another influence toward unbalance are Jews in the U.S. who support Israel against the interests of the country in which they live, and, frankly, against the long-term interests of Israel. Israelis feel threatened by some of the surrounding Muslim countries, and want U.S. taxpayers to pay for Israeli security. But more violence will never create more security. There are only approximately 14,000,000 Jews in the world, and getting into gun battles with 1.2 billion Muslims does not enhance the security or quality of life of Jews.

    A further unbalancing influence is many of those in the U.S. who call themselves evangelists; they believe they are superior to the rest of us, and that their particular preferred killing is the "work of God". Karl Rove manipulated the evangelists by having George W. Bush pretend to be Christian. An evangelist associated with the Bush administration wrote a book about that which I read, but I don't have the title readily available.

    What is required to fix this situation is an understanding that the problem at the top of the U.S. government is an outbreak of mental illness, and should be treated as such. More violence is not the answer.

    Those who run the U.S. government, apparently Cheney and others, may be hastening their activities, because they need to do some of what they want to do before George W. Bush is out of office.

  24. It could be a coincidence by Lavene · · Score: 2, Informative

    It could be a coincidence that four cables got cut. It could also be a coincidence that we see a clear increase in the propaganda from the "coalition" right now that the connectivity for the "enemy" is poor...

    1. Re:It could be a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a great theory if it weren't for the fact there hasn't actually been an increase in propaganda. In fact, things on the "slag off Iran" etc. front have been relatively quiet lately - I'd worry about that more than anything.

  25. I guess this means... by afabbro · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that the Old Ones are finally stirring. Must be part of that Cthulhu For President 2008 campaign.

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  27. Is 4 cuts really out of the ordinary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is there anyone who doesn't think this is either a precursor to military action The reason they cut telecommunications links before a war is to force the enemy to use insecure networks, because their secure ones are undergoing a physical denial of service attack. Enemies using insecure networks are extremely easy to eavesdrop on using existing equipment dating back a few decades. It'd be a far greater tactical advantage to allow the enemies to communicate with each other insecurely (while you can read it) than by blowing your intelligence source (cutting all their communications so they can't organize themselves). You'd hear about where enemy troops are moving and hence where to drop the bombs. If you cut all the cables and lose your intelligence sources, you wouldn't know where to drop your bombs.

    And if there is someone trying to wiretap those fiber cables, why would they raise an alarm by cutting so many cables in such a short period of time? Unless there is some VERY urgent intelligence they're expecting, it simply doesn't make sense. The enemy would be alerted and would:
    a) know that previous communications over the cut fiber's were most likely not being tapped yet
    b) be able to send fake information/intelligence down certain fiber's knowing that there is a greater chance it'll be read
    c) double check their systems to ensure they're using strong cryptography for all their communications

    Have you even considered the problem of how to process and send data back to the USA from somewhere underneath the ocean on the other side of world? You'd need to have some form of parallel optical fiber or a submarine sitting on top of the cable with an inbuilt mini-datacentre. We're talking about a lot of internet backbone bandwidth.

    4 cuts, as far as I am concerned, is no co-incidence. What historical data on undersea cable cuts do you have to support your claim?

    Could this simply be a case of undersea cable cuts being the focus of media attention at the moment (especially because it is in the Middle East)?

    Increased tectonic plate movement in that part of the world?
  28. War is never straight by emj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    he plan is to get in, blow stuff up, rebuild the critical infrastructure, then leave. It doesn't always work that way (e.g. Iraq)


    1. Vietnamn
    2. Korea
    3. Somalia
    4. Iraq
    1. Re:War is never straight by ransom1982 · · Score: 1

      Just off the top of my head, how about these? 1. Germany 2. France 3. Japan 4. All of the other little countries in Western Europe

  29. Here is an interesting link by tftp · · Score: 1
    Sorcha Faal thinks Bush ordered to have the cables damaged as a payback for the humiliation during his trip to Saudi Arabia: link

    Another, also likely reason is to prevent Saudis from accessing the SWIFT network (read the link about the why.) This, however, is just delaying the inevitable.

  30. Cloverfield Promo? by GaryPatterson · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not an overly elaborate promotional thing for a Middle-East release of Cloverfield is it?

    I mean, we're all getting bored of the alternate reality web thingies these films do to hype themselves before release, so it sort of makes sense to kick it up a notch (bam!)

    1. Re:Cloverfield Promo? by sanso999 · · Score: 1

      Funny you should say that, makes more sense than my "someone doesn't want Eurovision videos seen online" theory.

  31. Also in terms of any intelligence related action by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The last thing you want to do is alert the enemy that they have a potential problem and give them time to fix it. For example suppose you discovered that all military telephones were routed through a single building in a country you were going to attack. The system was supposed to have some redundancy, but they didn't know that it ends up all relying on the one centre. So what you do then is hit it coinciding with the start of your attack. Suddenly, all their communications are down and they are being attacked. Makes it hard to deal with either.

    What you don't do is send in some guy to much with it, take their communications down, then do nothing, then still do nothing as they fix it and start to work on alleviating the problem in the future. That is even less useful than just leaving it alone.

    As a precursor to military action, something like this makes sense only if idiots are running the show. Not only is it going to do no real good (who gives a shit if civilians can't get on the Internet? It is the internal military links that are the issue) but it makes it less likely that any sort of complete blackout would be achieved. I guarantee the companies involved in this aren't just going to fix the cable and go "Ok well that'll probably never happen again." They are going to try and figure out why this happened, and what can be done to prevent it.

  32. Re:Scrap metal? by zof888 · · Score: 1

    fiber is glass, glass is relatively useless unless you pull up a significant portion of the cable, sure there is some copper but not enough to get a boat and go pull it up.

    Foul play? sure but what reason do the western cultures have for doing it you paranoid bastards? The internet is a great western indoctrination tool, brings our culture and beliefs to all corners of the world, seems counter productive to cut the lines that spread our message.

  33. Re:Tests in preparation for a US government invasi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Summary of above post: "With my tinfoil hat properly secured, I will begin demonstrating the true extent of my bigotry."

  34. Re:Dear Overzealous Mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people here on Slashdot are smart enough to do a simple Google query before they ask for citations. Doing otherwise decreases the signal-to-noise ratio. This isn't Wikipedia. We don't need to cite our comments if a simple search will pull up the results. If you can't find the information with a simple search only then is it ok to ask for a citation.

    This is the way it has to be on a technical discussion board. If somebody is talking bullshit it will be quickly found as this board is filled with technical experts. If you don't understand, then it is only up to you to fix your problem.

  35. Re:Tests in preparation for a US government invasi by freedom_india · · Score: 1

    cutting cables seems like something some people in the U.S. government Nope.
    I would think it of something like a false-flag operation against iran.

    The Industry knows that whoever comes to power in 2008 would pullout troops from Iraq. This essentially leaves Iran as a free power.
    Secondly, with the Housing crisis unfolding, the economy is going to tailspin.
    To prevent 1929-1933 depression, the only way is to fund a new war.

    To fund it requires support of an increasingly reluctant US citizens who are loathe to fund a war.

    So, what to do?
    I would not be surprised if an enemy-agent is caught in act of cutting and that agent speaks arabic, especially Persian.
    That would give US a convenient way to say Iran is delibrately disrupting communications, because it is testing nukes.

    Strenous protests by Iran would be of no use.

    And who gets to benefit when Iran is wiped out, removing 2 out of 2 major military powers of the middle-east?

    By september '08, war is certain.

    The hastily signed laws that republicans voted for will come to bite the citizens, when liberties are suspended, and people forced to vote for Cheney (who will reluctantly stand for election).
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  36. Oh please by VoltageX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whoever keeps tagging this "andnothingofvaluewaslost" please stop. The cut connection may have had no value to you, but I bet there's some people in the UAE who would like to use the Net. There might even be slashdotters there!

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    1. Re:Oh please by dwater · · Score: 1

      right.

      I was wondering what is the meaning behind those tags...

      Perhaps it is some arrogant arse, as you imply.

      Perhaps it is people from those countries affected commenting that they have lost the connection to the US and they really don't miss it...
       
      ...or perhaps it is some comment on the fact that it's ok, since it's not really something of any particular value that was lost - just an inconvenience.

      OT - why does 'plain old text' decide to join lines starting with '...' to previous lines, irrespective of how many blank lines there are in between? It's annoying having to put in html breaks manually :

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    2. Re:Oh please by mrboyd · · Score: 1

      Yep, there's me in the UAE but for some reason it's way faster than it was last week. Youtube is good, i'm remote desktoping to my client all over the world at the usual speed. I'm not sure how all this cabling and ISP interco works but it seems good right now. Very strange.

  37. Iran's Oil Bourse by lekker+biltong · · Score: 4, Interesting

    According to Wikipedia, Its Oil Bourse is going live on 1-11 February after delays.

    Is it a coincidence?

    I think not.

    1. Re:Iran's Oil Bourse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent should be top of the page. Serious business going on!

    2. Re:Iran's Oil Bourse by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Parent should be top of the page. Serious business going on!

      From the post at the top of the page:

      ...a direct attack on Iran's about-to-launch Euro-based oil market?

      Perhaps you should read for content? :-)

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    3. Re:Iran's Oil Bourse by hydertech · · Score: 1

      You are just being paranoid here.

      In the aftermath of the cable cuts what did you see: THE ISP'S ASKED THEIR CUSTOMERS NOT TO USE P2P, TORRENTS, etc.

      The answer is clear.

      RIAA is upping the ante in their war against file sharing. If the ISP's won't comply.....just cut the cord!

  38. Damn sharks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's those damn sharks with lasers strapped to their heads - I told the Dr they needed some kind of targeting system!

  39. Re:Tests in preparation for a US government invasi by masdog · · Score: 1

    Cutting internet links as a prelude to invasion doesn't make sense, though. It doesn't gain any strategic or tactical value because the systems that will matter in an invasion are internally controlled, and if properly designed, don't touch the global Internet.

  40. Re:Also in terms of any intelligence related actio by tabrnaker · · Score: 1
    The scary thing, is that it doesn't really make sense in real life. It makes sense in the movies.

    It's almost as if it's been scripted to build tension. Not a natural occurence that has tension as a side effect, but like a prop. A hollywood effect. It doesn't matter if there's no reason to cut the wires, or that they can repair them. Cut them and everybody will start to wonder.

    1, 2, 3, 4....??? And the tension builds.

    What's coming next?

  41. Who stands to gain? Yes, Iran could. by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 1

    When Iran announced that "all" the internet was cut to their country, I thought, "How convenient..." The other "breaks" in the news makes a break that cuts all Iranians from outside influence (and the ability to talk about what is going on in their country) could easily be explained away to the citizens... without affecting any "recruiting efforts" outside Iran. In fact, it would be an aid; "Look what they did! They cut us off from the outside world, to prevent us from presenting the truth!"

    So, yes, there are people who have much to gain by cutting cables to Arab countries, besides George Bush and the CIA.

    I wonder how much longer it will take to "repair" access for Iran than the other countries?

  42. Re:Testing the system.. mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This pretty much only isolates the European world from the internet, which isn't going to do much on the grand scheme of things. So which one of Singapore, Pakistan, Qatar, UAE, Iran, Egypt were you thinking was in Europe (clue: none of them), and how exactly would this cut Europe off from the internet?

    And in the grand scheme of things, how important would you think 750 million people with some of the highest standards of living in the world would be to US exports. (Yes, there are about 3 times as many people in Europe as in USA).

    Please, if you know absolutely nothing about the world you live in, at least don't pretend you do. And for pete's sake don't get modded up!!! ;o)

  43. Someone's benefit? by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    Someone may in fact benefit. There is a fourth cut now, as reported here: http://hardware.slashdot.org/hardware/08/02/04/0158249.shtml. Who gave a go-ahead to that one? People from Lesotho, Nepal, Sarkozy, Abkhazia, or Honduras?

  44. Re:Scrap metal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really think thieves would bother buying submarines to dig up fiber cable (and no, there isn't a great amount of expensive metal) from great depths under the ocean? Once you've got the stolen cable, you'd then have to melt it down and separate the metal you want from it. So the thieves are losing money at well over 10x the cost of the original cable.

    I think it'd make far more sense for them to stick to stealing bridges. And even stealing 200,000kg of steel isn't the most lucrative crime in the world.

  45. Four Reasons No TAP by hhawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are four very clear reasons why no nation would want to tap into four high speed data cables.. namely to get access to the data they would need 4 more cables to bring the data back to their "office."

    They could someone reroute some of the data on the cable and even use stolen or leased lines on the existing cable for their purpose... but they couldn't steal all of the signal without a way of back hauling home (to their office).

    England has always spied on all the data it could get its hands on and the US and every other country that can, probably does as well..

    My guess if these cuts are connected it's more to force the data to route through specific nodes that anything else, and as I have said elsewhere since phone calls run on these same cables, they might not be even after internet data. Perhaps someone wants to catch someone calling home...

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    1. Re:Four Reasons No TAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says they need to tap the entire line, they can always filter the data to reasonable amounts. I'm sure that they could communicate 2 way on the backbone line. If smart enough the sniffer/repeater can also inject packets either way.

      There are countless scary things possible.

      No need for a 3rd cable.

    2. Re:Four Reasons No TAP by Shadow-isoHunt · · Score: 1

      You don't need 4 more cables, just inject select data into the already laid fiber. It's been demonstrated(AT&T) that you can do DPI on high-throughput fiber links, it's not that difficult to remote into whatever box you dropped off into the bottom of the ocean.

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    3. Re:Four Reasons No TAP by hhawk · · Score: 1

      Can you get the full cable? or just meta data?

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    4. Re:Four Reasons No TAP by Shadow-isoHunt · · Score: 1

      DPI(Deep packet inspection) devices can do OSI layer 7(application specific layer) inspection, that is, all the data going over the line.

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    5. Re:Four Reasons No TAP by hhawk · · Score: 1

      If I'm understanding you, they can do DIP and pass back the meta data or specific packets but not back haul the whole data stream?

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    6. Re:Four Reasons No TAP by Shadow-isoHunt · · Score: 1

      Correct. Someone would likely notice the throughput on the fiber doubling, and it makes little sense anyway. Just forward the conversations/packets you're interested in on the already existing fiber.

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    7. Re:Four Reasons No TAP by hhawk · · Score: 1

      Thanks for taking the time to walk me through that. It means sense and someone really planning ahead could already have a private fibre on the cable they are tapping or use Stenog techniques to send the data through some route through which the data could be pulled out.

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  46. Re:Dear Overzealous Mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes it helps to source when your reply consists of a topic that could very easily be part of some conspiracy theory.

    Not to mention that with the lower capacity from all of the cable cuts needless searching just helps clog the remaining pipes.

  47. Perhaps more importantly by ChePibe · · Score: 1

    The U.S. has a history of being able to do so successfully.

    Four cables in the matter of a week or two? That's far too obvious and very, very sloppy. It would be an unprecedented, massive, and very public screw up. One screw up? Sure. Two? Possible, but only just. Three? That's just asking for it. Four? Expect a major shuffling of the deck in the DNI's office for this outrage.

    Intelligence agencies tend to move slowly, carefully, and methodically on this sort of thing. They will spend untold hours and millions training for tiny details. A single screw up is one thing - it can be covered for, and agencies can fall back and figure out what went wrong. Rushing forward and screwing it up three more times smacks of incredible recklessness. Sure, American intelligence agencies have screwed things up in the past - quite often, actually. But something like this is approaching beyond the pale for stupid. Maybe one or two were targeted, but I doubt all 4 were if the targeting screwed it up.

    Option B would be that the NSA had previously successfully done the job only to have it discovered by the locals who shut off the cables/screwed them up in order to remove the devices. This seems a bit more likely to me - information could spread through "friendly" intelligence officers to country to country on this. But this would beg the question - why not expose the U.S. involvement in them? Why claim it was something else? Iran in particular would have an incentive to do this. Egypt can be bought. But Iran... why no exposure, if this were the case?

  48. Re:Also in terms of any intelligence related actio by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    The scary thing, is that it doesn't really make sense in real life. It makes sense in the movies. It's almost as if it's been scripted to build tension.

    That's part of what's been bugging me about it. Most sources of military action can be guessed outright if you have an understanding of who the players are. But this? It simply doesn't make any sense. Which drives the apprehension level through the roof with each cable cut. Everyone is sitting on pins and needles waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    What's the bloody point? How could this possibly benefit any power with the capabilities necessary to pull off this operation? It doesn't even seem likely that it's a coordinated terrorist attack. It's only terrorizing while we don't know who did it. Once someone claims responsibility, a target is brought into focus and fear turns into determination.
  49. Economical War... Another scenario by DoChEx · · Score: 1

    If the US is losing jobs to out sourcing because lets says India / Middle East can do some task more economically thanks to the Internet why not just make the service unreliable? Big business then see India outsourcing as a possible risk jobs go back to the States.

    1. Re:Economical War... Another scenario by Panseh · · Score: 1

      If that was their plan, it backfired since they proved India's IT infrastructure can withstand underwater cable damage.

      A more likely economic target for these cuts, as another posted noted, would be the planned inauguration of the Iranian Oil Bourse within the next week.

  50. Something might very well be afoot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, but three times is enemy action, Mr Bond.

  51. Precursor to dirty bomb of nuclear attack on us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If all the cables were cut at once a superpower would obviously be suspected. By taking them out one at a time it can be blamed on the Iranian terrorists once the Bush administration sets off the dirty or nuclear bomb that more than a year ago a retired Air Force Pentagon general, Dr. Bob Bowman confirmed the administration was planning to do before the next president takes office. http://www.infowars.com/articles/us/former_head_of_star_wars_say_cheney_main_911_suspect.htm

  52. Oblig by jimbojw · · Score: 1

    Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

  53. Re:Tests in preparation for a US government invasi by cnettel · · Score: 1

    I would not be surprised if an enemy-agent is caught in act of cutting and that agent speaks arabic, especially Persian.
    I see that you have real inside knowledge about the cultural and ethnic structure of the region.
  54. Re:Also in terms of any intelligence related actio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    As a precursor to military action, something like this makes sense only if idiots are running the show. Which is precisely why everyone is speculating on the US is involved.
  55. Re:Tests in preparation for a US government invasi by b0nafide · · Score: 1

    if i read your comment correctly you are saying that having two different sets of people in a nation creates unbalance. if it's true, then we've absolutely got to keep the internet intact so that these different sets of people can interact without these explosive consequences. whatever happened to settling international disputes via online deathmatch anyway.

  56. Not Random by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    In statistics, outliers happen. There's always a data point that just wants to be waaay out there. Nothing you can do but apply the various methods to screen them out.

    But when the data points start jumping off together, you know that there's another source of causation in the system.

    Four cables in less than two weeks, all affecting the Middle East, is not random. Speculating about who might be doing it and why without more evidence remains speculation, however entertaining.

    But the data trend clearly leads dispassionate observers to the conclusion that someone is doing it. So it's time to shelve the flippant remarks about 'tinfoil hats' and start digging to turn up evidence of who and why.

    First, figure who has it in for Iran and the Middle East. Second, figure who has submarine capabilities. Third, check maps of the sea floor to determine how deep the water was where the cables were cut to see what the capabilities of the boat orchestrating the cut would need to be. Fourth, check to see if anyone's doing marine research with sonar in the area who might have been listening when the cables where cut; A tearing/shearing cable makes a different noise than a cut one. Also the deployment of the implement used might cause interesting sounds.

    Just off the top of my head, anyway. Cutting off Iranian men's access to porn doesn't exactly make sense from a military or strategic point of view, but neither does causing Castro's beard to fall out either, and that was tried by the geniuses at the CIA.

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    1. Re:Not Random by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't need a submarine for this. You just need a big boat, an anchor, and a chart of where the cables are.

      If these cuts are intentional then they seem much more like simple cheap attacks. If you want to cut the middle east off from western influence then cutting off cross-ocean internet links is a good way to do it for someone with minimal means. You can't easily stop satellites or TV transmissions, but cutting up the internet cables is something that can be done relatively easily.

  57. Re:Scrap metal? by Brett+Johnson · · Score: 2, Informative

    Although the fiber itself is glass, the undersea cables are not simply bare fibers. The glass fibers (usually 2-12 fibers) are bundled with electrical cables used to power optical repeaters, steel cable for tensile strength, then wrapped in armor plating to protect against most of the common undersea hazards.

  58. Satellite operators by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

    Satellite operator are behind it. Just to get companies to buy and hold satellite bandwidth in reserve.

    Maybe even the Chinese, trying to drum up business for an upcoming telco satellite launch.

    Why, yes, I am making all this up as I go. Aren't you?

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    "Piter, too, is dead."

  59. Re:Dear Overzealous Mod by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    This is the way it has to be on a technical discussion board. If somebody is talking bullshit it will be quickly found as this board is filled with technical experts.

    In an age of SEO, domain squatters, and conspiracy kooks it can be difficult to construct a search that successfully separates the wheat from the chaff. Luckily, the architects of the Internet provided us with hyperlinks capable of pointing directly to the source. This has the added bonus of leading the technically competent to analyze the article behind the link--increasing the fact finding and chaff filtering capability of the community as a whole.

    Or, to make a long story short, stuff it.

  60. Scientology. Duh by gunny01 · · Score: 1

    Obviously it's the Church of Scientology trying to stop Project Chanology.

    I can't believe you're all so sheepish.

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    kill all the fucking niggers
  61. OTDR by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    I don't know the limits of the length that it's capable of measuring, but it's possible to use a technique called "optical time domain reflectometry" to measure the length of a piece of fiber optic cable. It works, basically, the way you'd expect from the name: you put a signal in the fiber, and you see how long it takes for it to reflect off of the broken end.

    You could do this at both ends of the cable to see how much cabling there is between you and the break. Repeaters or splices in the way would probably cause reflections at known times, and if you find two different unknown reflections at the two different ends, well, you've just found your second break. I'd imagine that it's not much of a problem that the cables are long, since light is fast: you NEED a long length of cable for your electronics to be able to measure the time gap.

    1. Re:OTDR by jimmydevice · · Score: 1

      I thought you could bend the fiber slightly and cause a leak. It would show up as a loss, but could you see it with a OTDR?

    2. Re:OTDR by dotgain · · Score: 1

      Not at all - an OTDR can easily show the run and all the splices on very short runs used across a few streets.

    3. Re:OTDR by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      The cable wouldn't have to be nearly as long as you might think. A circuit board with about a dozen discrete ECL chips would be fast enough to count the length of a fiber to within a few inches if you had a similarly fast transmitter/detector, which is probably doable since the fibers already run in the Gbps.

      Hook a start line up to both fire a pulse from the transmitter down the fiber line and set a latch; The latch enables a looped inverter to clock a counter; The return pulse resets the latch and stops the counter; cable length = (lightspeed * counter value * .5) / (refractive index * oscillator frequency), and you could count on an oscillator running at 2Ghz.

    4. Re:OTDR by F34nor · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to say everything that as been a response to the Great Great Grand Parent post smells like bullshit. The US, esp. the NSA is fucking good at looking at OPD (other people's data.) Who has the resources to amplify light enough to see galaxies like dust glowing in the impossible blackness of space? Every international fiber has been bent by us long ago. Undersea fiber is slow to lay down, extremely long and we have the USS Jimmy Carter (SSN-23) to go down, unclad, bend and listen. As to the crack about needing a data center on site just remember that the NSA has 1/2 of the planets computing resources and a meta-cranium of idiot savants. Things can be worked out when you evolved from Benchley Park.

      Who wants to limit data in and out of the Gulf? Let my rephrase that... who thinks that there is only one book worth reading and that all other ideas are a poison that will destroy their culture? Who wants to break down communication and sow discord? Who uses low tech, low price attacks in an attempt to bleed resources of major powers? Who has recently declared that enemy number one is the U.A.E. and not the idea "formerly know as freedom."

    5. Re:OTDR by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting that there are repeaters all along these cables already. So in the parent's theory, you simply cut, move on to the next repeater and either replace it with your own repeater/splitter, or splice your splitter in directly on either side of the existing repeater.

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  62. Re:Scrap metal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, glass is in short supply.

    Wow! The CAPTCHA for this post is "bosoms"! Geekgasm!

  63. As Goldfinger used to say... by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

    Once, happenstance. Two, coincidence. Three, enemy action.

    I cannot imagine what Goldfinger would say about FOUR.

    Possibly "Own incompetence", or something equally evil.

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    Rome taught me patience and assiduous application to detail. Virtues which temper the boldness of great, general views.
    1. Re:As Goldfinger used to say... by laejoh · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Goldfinger but am sure about Bush:

      There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. It fool me. We can't get fooled again."
  64. Who says it's man made? by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

    Where have I heard of this before? Ah, here we are: James Follett's "Ice"! ;-)
    http://jamesfollett.dswilliams.co.uk/Ice%20novel.html

    (except of course this 4th one is for maintenance...)

  65. Re:Scrap metal? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    These are fiber optic cable - scrap value essentially zero. Less once you account for the nontrivial amount of machinery needed to haul the cable up and spool it.

  66. Does anyone have any numbers we can use? by Megaport · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of something that happens in the newspapers every few years in my country. In a slow news cycle, the newspapers will begin to report every incident where a child catches meningococcal disease. By simple statistics, during the winter months you can almost guarentee a spike of such incidents. The disease is unfortunately sometimes fatal in children which makes it particularly newsworthy. Within a matter of weeks, you'll see headlines screaming about an epidemic outbreak as the sixth child gets infected - selling more newspapers than ever as concerned parents rush to read the latest news.

    I've seen the map of the world's undersea cables and there are a whole bunch of them. It seems to me that for all we know, the average failure rate is only 50% of the incidence we're currently seeing - this is just a random spike of events which is only twice the background rate of regular mishaps, for example.

    The previous "worst week" for cable cuttings might have easily been, say, 2 cables. So, now we have 4 (and not all were cut) so we're only running at double the previous peak, and that probably happened a few years ago when there was, say, 20-30% less thousands of kilometers of cable laid.

    Does anyone have any info that might help for this? I cut code for a livin', not crunch numbers.

    -M

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  67. Re:Cue... (way OT) by khallow · · Score: 1

    That makes one of us. I still don't understand what the big deal about it was supposed to be and I watched the whole thing. It's like Carter's killer rabbit attack.

  68. Neal Stephenson was channeling some neat stuff. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    As it happens, I started reading Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon last week. Aside from enjoying the heck out of it, (which was rather a surprise to me as I'd found the only other book of his I'd read, Snowcrash kind of annoying), my experience of this, as with virtually every book which practically launches itself at me in a used book store and which I find myself absolutely HAVING to read, links up in some grand way with the immediate events going on in my life, or in this case, the world at large.

    For those of you who have not read this tome, one of the major themes revolves around the politics and power struggles of moving data through undersea internet cables. I found this interesting enough, but then about twenty minutes ago I just finished reading the following passage where two of the main characters are discussing the vulnerability of undersea cables to sabotage. . .

    [. . .] Avi continues, "And as we've talked about many times, there are many reasons why different governments might want to control the flow of information. China might want to institute political censorship, whereas the U.S. might want to regulate electronic cash transfers so that they can keep collecting taxes. In the old days they could ultimately do this insofar as they owned the cables."
    "But now they can't," Randy says.
    "Now they can't, and this change happened very fast, or at least it looked fast to government with it retarded intellectual metabolism, and now they are way behind the curve, and scared and pissed off, and started to lash out."
    "They are?"
    "They are."
    "In what way are they lashing out?"
    [...]
    "Do you have any idea what down time on a state-of-the-art cable costs nowadays?"
    "Of course I do," Randy says. "It can be hundreds of thousands of dollars a minute."
    "That's right. And it takes at least a couple of days to repair a broken cable. A couple of days. A single break in a cable can cost the companies that own it tens or even hundreds of millions of dollars in lost revenue."
    "But that hasn't been much of an issue," Randy says. "The cables are plowed in so deeply now. They're only exposed in the deep ocean."
    "Yes--where only an entity with the naval resources of a major government could sever them."
    "Oh, shit!"
    "This is the new balance of power, Randy."
    "You can't seriously be telling me that governments are threatening to--"
    "The Chinese have already done it. They cut an older cable--first-generation optical fiber--joining Korea to Nippon. The cable wasn't that important--they only did it as a warning shot. And what's the rule of thumb about governments cutting submarine cables?"
    "That it's like nuclear war," Randy says. "Easy to start. Devastating in its results. So no one does it."
    "But if the Chinese have cut a cable, then other governments with a vested interest in throttling information flow can say, 'Hey, the Chinese did it, we need to show taht we can retaliate in kind.'"
    "Is that actually happening?"
    "No, no, no!" Avi says. They've stopped in front of the largest display of needlenose pliers Randy has ever seen. "It's all posturing. It's not aimed at other governments so much as at the entrepreneurs who own and operate the new cables."
    Light dawns in Randy's mind. "Such as the Dentist."
    "The Dentist has put more money into privately funded submarine cables than just about anyone. He has a minority stake in that cable that the Chinese cut between Korea and Nippon. So he's trapped like a rat. He has no choice--no choice at all--other than to do as he's told."
    "And who's giving the orders?"
    "I'm sure that the Chinese are very big in this--they don't have any internal checks and balances in their government, so they are more prone to do something that is grossly irregular like this."
    "And they obviously have the most to lose from unfettered information flow."
    "Yeah. But I'm just cynical enough to suspect that a whole lot of other governments are right behin

  69. Re:Also in terms of any intelligence related actio by Henry+Pate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It would also make sense if they cut the lines to install taps elsewhere on the lines.

    The enemy thinks the problem is gone and is even less likely to audit the communications system.

    Both strategies have their place, but you get much more information if the enemy thinks their communications are secure than you do by blowing everything up.

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  70. Start a new Conspiracy... War... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how long before someone starts a rumour that it was caused by anchors belonging to Isreali registered boats...
    That should spice up life in the dull, boring, mild-mannered Mid-East

  71. Food for thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As we see it, a single man-made stock-market crash, a single computer virus invasion, or a single rumor or scandal that results in a fluctuation in the enemy country's exchange rates or exposes the leaders of an enemy country on the Internet, all can be included in the ranks of new-concept weapons. A new concept of weapons provides direction for new-concept weapons, while the new-concept weapons give fixed forms to the new concept of weapons."

    From the book "Unrestricted Warfare: China's Master Plan to Destroy America", 2002

    http://books.google.com/books?q=isbn:0971680728
    Full book download: http://www.c4i.org/unrestricted.pdf

  72. What is the probability of a cable cut? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 0

    1 cable: 1 in 100?

    2 cables simultaneously : 1 in 100 multiplied by 1 in 100. 1 in 10,000

    3 cables simultanously: 1 in 100 multiplied by 1 in 100 multiplied by 1 in 100. 1 in 1,000,000

    This is why we use redundant systems. The chances of 3 simultaneous accidental cable cuts is minuscule. Add a 4th offline and ...

    4 cables offline simultaneously: 1 in 100 multiplied by 1 in 100 multiplied by 1 in 100 multiplied by 1 in 100. 1 in 100,000,000...

    1 in a hundred million, even assuming a 1 in 100 chance of a cable cut. I'd be willing to bet that the real chance of a single cable cut in any one week is something like 1 in 10,000.

    That is. This is not simple coincidence.

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    1. Re:What is the probability of a cable cut? by ps236 · · Score: 1

      That's a flawed argument.

      If the chance of 4 cables being taken offline is 1 in 100,000,000 a week, that means that once in the next 100,000,000 weeks, the probability is that 4 cables will be offline simultaneously. Yes?

      There's nothing saying that it has to be at the end of the 100,000,000 weeks. It could just be that this is that week.

      Yes, it's unlikely, but coincidences do happen. (And as everyone knows "one in a million chances happen all the time").

      We'll just have to wait until divers or submersibles have been down to investigate further. Conjecture at the moment is just that.

  73. Can you spell "prelude to war"? by itsybitsy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Ok, I don't know how paranoid you are but give me a break!!! FOUR times!!! That's simply beyond probabilities as a natural occurence. It's even beyond a specific occurance four times!!! It's gotta be planned? Don't you think?

    The probabilities of four, 4, FOUR, cables being taken out is astronomical. It's like a determined force did it or an exteresterial landing in the ocean did it, but we all know that the likelyhood of that happening is beyond nilch since it would take any space faring civilization billions of kilo-year-quads of energy and material and time to reach our pathetic world across the stars. Barly enought for reality to be created by the one and holy jc.

    For get it you're hoplelessly lost in the notion that your non-real phantasies are really reality rather than being stupid kirk based nonsense generated from religioso based crap beliefs intelligently designed to have you be the idiot. Thank nothingness that you got the last sentense and that you've given up all beliefs whatso ever!!!

    All the best,

    Peter

    live free of religous nonsense crap beliefs or just kill oneself NOW.

    1. Re:Can you spell "prelude to war"? by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

      Look, I don't actually advocate killing except in self defense (direct) and in the case that you've judged yourself so evil that you deserve it by your own hand.

      Live is precious. Unless you are doing evil such as an agent of evil (the state, or a state employee). Do what is right, give people their rights above state power.

    2. Re:Can you spell "prelude to war"? by cavac · · Score: 1

      Ok, I don't know how paranoid you are but give me a break!!! FOUR times!!! That's simply beyond probabilities as a natural occurence.

      Actually, no it isn't if i googled correctly.

      The region is historically known for earthquakes and plate tectonics where one plate goes below the other, see:

      http://scicom.ucsc.edu/scinotes/0101/egypt.html On May 22, the last day of the spring 2000 field season, Goddio turned his attention to the second area with an odd magnetic pattern. He suspected that Herakleion, Menouthis's sister city, lay here. Preliminary surveys showed the sand had buried ruined houses, temples, a port, and large statues. What divers could uncover in that short time revealed statues that had all tumbled towards the south-southwest.

      These statues reminded Goddio of fallen columns he had found during the past four years while excavating a sunken section of Alexandria, 15 miles to the west. Since geophysicist Amos Nur of Stanford University had studied fallen columns in Israel, Goddio asked for his help. Nur vividly recalls Goddio's phone call: "I was sitting here at home. I just came back from Alexandria when Franck Goddio called me at 3:00 in the morning and said 'Guess what? Remember when we talked about Herakleion? We just checked it out today. We removed some of the sand and we found these five statues--red granite statues--and they look like they've fallen in the same direction as we see in Alexandria. I think it's an earthquake.'"


      See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandria and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthouse_of_Alexandria

      This *may* be a quiet event with gradually shifting plates that damaged the cables. It *may* even be a prelude to some bigger event(s).

      Just my 2 cents...

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    3. Re:Can you spell "prelude to war"? by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      The probabilities of four, 4, FOUR, cables being taken out is astronomical.

      Taking a lot of information into consideration, the probabilities for a coincidence are not "astronomically" low as you assert. But any probability calculation one applies to the situation gives less than about 0.1% chance of a coincidence, which would be, at the very least, "fucking" low. If, say, two more cables are cut in the next two or three days, we can begin to talk "astronomically" low odds and "fucking" low would be a gross understatement.

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    4. Re:Can you spell "prelude to war"? by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      The probabilities of four, 4, FOUR, cables being taken out is astronomical.
      No so astronomical as you would think. The first 2 cables appear to have been damaged by ships anchors when those ships were instructed to wait out storms outside the normal parking areas. Assuming that that is the true cause, the remaining 2 cables going down can be classed as cascade failures. That type of collapse happens frequently - look at the blackout patterns for the electrical companies. One grid goes down, the ones surrounding it pick up the slack & eventually one of those fails ... again and again.
    5. Re:Can you spell "prelude to war"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't try to reason with them. "The CIA dids it!" is the only explanation they'll accept.

    6. Re:Can you spell "prelude to war"? by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

      Well, I concur. It was just a rant... without any deep meaning intended...

      It's more likely that it was Godzilla waking up from a deep sleep and finding himself tied up in the cables he thought he'd shake them loose.

      Life is precious. I don't do evil. Never an agent for the state. I can't give you rights above state power, only you can do that!

  74. 2 words by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

    Thank you.

  75. Amen to that by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Of the four you listed, the most successful outcome was Korea, and that is a 53 year and growing occupation...

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    1. Re:Amen to that by 7ex · · Score: 1

      Only if you omit north korea.

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  76. Apologies to whomever is offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A communications disruption can only mean one thing."

  77. Well, if it were my country... by Artuir · · Score: 1

    I'd be informing the rest of the world that the lines went offline - at least potentially - due to a power issue too, but that would be propoganda. Iran's government is probably just saying this in order to keep a good face in front of the rest of the world, but we can all see the situation has potential to be so much worse than they make it out to be. I would not be surprised in the least that this were some kind of attack by our (or some other) country to tap the information, as was said in other threads.

    I'm not much for conspiracy theories, but this is ridiculous. I am failing to see how all of these cables, which have been fine for the most part, suddenly all fail within a week of one another. Does anyone have any data regarding the MTBF for a typical undersea internet fiber cable?

  78. Terrorist plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quite possibly this is a deliberate attempt to cut off internet traffic to the middle east, by intelligence agencies and countries in the neighbourhood to thwart, isolate or detect some suspected terrorist plot, and a pretty serious one at that to have this happen in a rather unbelievable way, first accidents, then power problems. Nop don't buy that.

  79. Violence is not Christian, it is mental illness. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Why? Because I was pro-Jew, or because I was pro-Iranian, or because I say that violence is not Christian?

  80. Re:Scrap metal? by MPAB · · Score: 2, Funny

    then wrapped in armor plating to protect against most of the common undersea hazards.
    Are they CTHULHU-proof?
  81. Fun with Bayes by LaskoVortex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Today we are going to use Bayes's theorem to determine the likelihood that all of this disabling of cables is malicious. We are not calculating the likelihood of conspiracy, just how likely it is that someone out there is disabling cables with ill purpose. (Of course, how many people does it take to disable or cut a cable with malicious intent? One? Two? More than one is by definition a conspiracy.)

    First, we need a prior. Lets assume that the likelihood that someone is out there was planning to maliciously disable a cable before this latest round of disabling was about 0.0001. That's going to be our prior, 0.0001. Not very likely, and hopefully not too contentious. At this point, it doesn't really matter too much what the prior is, just that we have one. We'll see that after a few rounds of calculations, this prior washes out pretty quickly.

    Now, lets assume that any time a cable is disabled, it is only about a 1% chance that said cable was disabled with malicious intent. Considering that historically these cables are cut or disabled only once a year, this assumption means that every 100 years, some asshole (or some assholes, for the tin foil hat crowd) is going to go out there and maliciously disable a cable. I don't think this is an unreasonable expectation. I mean, every hundred years, someone burns a church, or knocks over a skyscraper with a plane, or invades a country for no good reason whatsoever. Could these cables be special in that regard? For the sake of argument, lets assume they are not special and are subject to the once-in-a-hundred-year rule.

    Now, we need to guess how likely it is that, if someone (or some people, for the conspiracy theorists) is indeed disabling cables maliciously, how many cables could he (or they, for the conspiracy theorists), cut per day? I'm thinking 0.5. In other words, every other day this person or people could cut a cable. The 0.5 number means that it is easy for a properly motivated entity who also has the proper means to cut cables.

    Remember, there is only a 1/365 chance that a cable will be cut on any given day due to an accident. We'll need to remember this to calculate the posteriors after a cable wasn't disabled back on Day 3.

    Okay, if we are all on agreement on the numbers so far, we are ready to do some Bayesian arithmetic to determine the likelihood of malicious intent.

    Day 0 (before any cables disabled): 0.0001 likelihood
    Day 1 (cable disabled): 0.0476644 likelihood
    Day 2 (cable disabled): 0.7144896 likelihood
    Day 3 (NO disabling): 0.5444762 likelihood
    Day 4 (cable disabled): 0.9835428 likelihood
    Day 5 (cable disabled): 0.9996654 likelihood

    In conclusion, the same math that runs your spam filter predicts (99.967% likely) that someone is up to something disabling all of these cables. Conversely, we have only a 0.033% expectation that all this disabling is coincidental.

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    1. Re:Fun with Bayes by puddnhead7 · · Score: 1

      Of course that 99.967% accuracy rate is the result of hundreds of thousands of data points while the above calculations are the result of five and a handful of guessed at numbers. Don't get me wrong, I think this is clever and funny as hell. I just hope no one is taking it seriously.

    2. Re:Fun with Bayes by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      Someone or something.

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    3. Re:Fun with Bayes by Grym · · Score: 1

      Today we are going to use Bayes's theorem to determine the likelihood that all of this disabling of cables is malicious.

      Bullshit. What you're doing is making up numbers and then using Baye's theorum to validate your previous suspicions. As much as you try to play it off as such, you are not being rational or scientific.

      While you're at it, you might as well just throw Occam's Razor in there, for misreferencing-completeness, and try claim that a simpler explanation is conspiracy rather than four independent failures.

      -Grym

    4. Re:Fun with Bayes by urbanriot · · Score: 1
      Here here!

      Bullshit. What you're doing is making up numbers and then using Baye's theorum to validate your previous suspicions. As much as you try to play it off as such, you are not being rational or scientific.

    5. Re:Fun with Bayes by zerobeat · · Score: 1

      If you have a problem with his numbers, explain what your problem is.

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    6. Re:Fun with Bayes by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      1. Which number didn't you like?
      2. How would you compute the probability? Please explain.
      3. You should turn off your spam filter, because it uses Bayesian analysis to work.

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      Just callin' it like I see it.
    7. Re:Fun with Bayes by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      The results are not based simply on 5 guessed numbers, which shows your misunderstanding. We have 1 observation per day for the last umpteen years whether or not a cable has been cut or disabled on that day--that's a lot of observations. This is where we get that the historical average is one cable accidentally disabled 1 out of every 365 days. This is counting statistics taken on best knowledge. Surely you don't have a problem with that number. If the media is hyping cable disabling these days, we could then wonder what the media is up to with the hype--because it would be a serious break with its previous reporting pattern.

      We can also look at similar systems and see the frequency at which they get sabotaged historically. The most critical number we are using, in terms of the statistics, is assuming that a cable would get maliciously disabled every 100 years. We don't or can't know this number, and so it is part of our assumption. But, if we are to calculate any odds whatsoever, we have to make some assumptions about the system--this is standard practice. I presume you don't like that number. If not, what number would you use? Provide that number and, if it is reasonable, I'll re-run the calculations. My guess is you will still be in disagreement, which would be good for you because that would be your first step towards your Fields medal winning work to discredit Bayesian statistics. You might want to change fields to math if you do this.

      Finally, our last number is also an assumption about how easy it is to cut cables. We assume that a properly enabled entity could cut cables at 0.5 per day. Is it easy to cut cables? Well, if they are getting cut accidentally at their current rate, they must be, so someone (or some people) with intent could cut them pretty fast. So this number must support both sides of the argument (If its hard to cut them, then why are they getting cut so fast? If its easy to cut them, then someone could cut them pretty fast.), so I left it at 0.5. If you think cable disabling would be easier or harder, give your number and a valid reason and I'll re-run the analysis.

      You could also do binomial statistics to get similar numbers.

      My Bayesian calculator says you won't think about these numbers or the type of statistics you would use and will not provide your own carefully constructed analysis and so you are full of shit. Is my Bayesian calculator right yet again?

      Still waiting on those numbers...

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      Just callin' it like I see it.
    8. Re:Fun with Bayes by Grym · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. Which number didn't you like?

      All of them. But since you're asking me specifically, let's go through it:

      1. 1/365 as the rate of failure. He just made this number up. Without any actual data about the failure rates of undersea cables, the entire exercise is pointless.
      2. 0.01 as the rate of failures due to "malicious intent." Again, he just made this up. You cannot do a rational analysis with made-up numbers. It's the very simple problem of garbage in-garbage out. If he wanted to do this analysis he would have to get some objective data about undersea cable failure as a result of tampering. But, even on this point, his number is deceiving. Despite the fact that in his discussion he talks about the failure rate of a single undersea line, his variable indicates that all of the thousands of undersea cables are likely to have been tampered with in a hundred year period. This is ridiculously high number given the number of these cables there are and how generally inaccessible they are.

      But let's talk about the rationale for his analysis for a second. First of all, he assumes that cable failures are independent events and are randomly distributed. But is there a good reason to do this? What if they aren't. What if failures in one cables increase the likelihood of failures in other cables a la the New York City Blackout of 2006. Furthermore, what about seismic events? In 2006, six Asian undersea cables were disabled in a two-day period. He could have similarly made some bullshit analysis then--coming up with an even more "certain" result, making it seem as if a conspiracy was afoot--despite the fact that the failures were, in fact, the result of natural phenomenon, the Hengchun earthquake.

      How would you compute the probability? Please explain.

      Quite simply, in the absence of objective data, I wouldn't. Computing a probability based upon made-up numbers usually just gives you the answer that you assumed to be true all along. You might as well follow your intuition, at that point, and not kid yourself with fake probabilities and statistics.

      You should turn off your spam filter, because it uses Bayesian analysis to work.

      I don't disagree with Bayes' theorem (or Occam's Razor), jackass. I disagree with using it incorrectly in an intellectually lazy way to try and "prove" a half-baked notion. My spam filter uses hundreds of thousands of objective datapoints to accurately identify spam. It's programmers didn't just program four datapoints of what they thought spam would look like and then call it a day. How effective do you think it would be if they had? Then why are you giving so much credence to this guy's "work."

      -Grym

    9. Re:Fun with Bayes by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      1/365 as the rate of failure. He just made this number up. Without any actual data about the failure rates of undersea cables, the entire exercise is pointless.

      I didn't make this up. The failure rate of these cables is about 1 per year. This is documented.

      0.01 as the rate of failures due to "malicious intent." Again, he just made this up. You cannot do a rational analysis with made-up numbers.

      What number would you use? This is a very conservative number, in an attempt to not skew they statistics towards malice, as I will explain below.

      Despite the fact that in his discussion he talks about the failure rate of a single undersea line, his variable indicates that all of the thousands of undersea cables are likely to have been tampered with in a hundred year period.

      Wrong. The variable assumes that every hundred years, one might expect one and only one of the thousands of cables to be tampered with and disabled because of malice. Not every cable, just one cable if the many thousands in one hundred years.

      First of all, he assumes that cable failures are independent events and are randomly distributed. But is there a good reason to do this?

      The model is testing whether the failures are independent events.

      What if they aren't?

      Good question, now you are starting to get the idea.

      Computing a probability based upon made-up numbers usually just gives you the answer that you assumed to be true all along.

      If you were to come up with some conservative guesses for these numbers, you would see that Bayesian prediction would show a strong likelihood that the cable disabling is somehow correlated. We can't blame weather, ship anchors, or an earthquake. Absence of any natural phenomenon and absence of blind luck, we are left with only a person or people.

      It's programmers didn't just program four datapoints of what they thought spam would look like and then call it a day.

      You are confusing data points with parameters. Bayesian analysis can be done with three parameters. It can also be done with more parameters. The data we are using is (1) past experience (e.g. failure rate due to accident) and (2) reasonable guesses: (a) estimation of how often one and only one of the thousands of cables will be cut as a result of malice, and (b) estimation of how easy it would be to cut a cable if you really wanted to.

      Quite simply, in the absence of objective data, I wouldn't [compute a probability]. Computing a probability based upon made-up numbers usually just gives you the answer that you assumed to be true all along. You might as well follow your intuition, at that point, and not kid yourself with fake probabilities and statistics.

      Wrong again. (1) You have computed a probability in your head, but you are writing it off to "intuition". This is how the human brain works. If pressed, you would provide your own "guess" for the likelihood of malice in terms of a number. My guess from your argumentativeness is that number would be low. Whether you like it or not, you have a number in your head. (2) Again, if you make reasonable guesses either way, you will find that these statistics begin to converge on a high likelihood for malice (that is if you can't explain the correlation any other way). That's the point of the exercise. Any type of analysis designed to show or not to show a correlation with incomplete data is going to require some assumptions. Handling these assumptions gracefully and powerfully is why I chose Bayesian analysis. Other methods exist, but they don't do as good of a job. (3) If someone concludes, without calculation, that no correlation (and hence malice) exists, they are still "kidding themselves with fake probabilities and statistics."

      Now, if you p

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    10. Re:Fun with Bayes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but you're full of crap. His numbers were very reasonable, and I'd even say conservative and he still arrived at the same valid hypothesis. Drop the bullcrap, we all know this wasn't an accident. Who did it and why, is left to pure speculation.

    11. Re:Fun with Bayes by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      I think his problem was that they had no source.

    12. Re:Fun with Bayes by Grym · · Score: 1

      I didn't make this up. The failure rate of these cables is about 1 per year. This is documented.

      I think the burden of proof is on you regarding this point. I'm curious to see your source for this figure. Just one professional/academic (i.e. not popular press) source for this figure will suffice.

      The reason I say this is that I find it hard to believe that of the thousands of undersea cables already laid, that only one of them fails per year. Like I said, in 2006, in the span of two days six of them failed. Furthermore, given that more undersea cables are being added each year, and that the older ones are undoubtedly aging, is it not reasonable to expect this figure to increase over time?

      What number would you use? This is a very conservative number, in an attempt to not skew they statistics towards malice, as I will explain below.

      How about a number that's based upon some sort of observation and not a mere notion (even if it is a conservative one)? People are typically very bad at assessing risks and probabilities/frequencies of events in practice.

      If you were to come up with some conservative guesses for these numbers, you would see that Bayesian prediction would show a strong likelihood that the cable disabling is somehow correlated. We can't blame weather, ship anchors, or an earthquake. Absence of any natural phenomenon and absence of blind luck, we are left with only a person or people.

      First of all, if your prediction were that the events were merely likely related, I would not have objected. But you don't. You go on to extend your prediction into the realm of paranoia where you imply that the U.S. (or some other entity with subs and/or undersea sabotage capability) is, with >99% certainty sabotaging undersea communication lines, despite the fact that you have no evidence at all for this, by all accounts, admittedly unlikely scenario.

      There are any number of ways that these failures could have been related that are (if not by themselves, certainly together) far more likely than men in black suits. What if there was a change in the maintenance operations of these cables? What if these cables all share a common engineering flaw that is just now becoming apparent? What if seismic events are involved? What if a biological organism is involved?

      Also, how can you be so sure that these failures are typically randomly distributed? What implications would that have on your analysis? What if, it turns out, that these cable failures follow seasonal or temporal patterns (e.g. reflecting shipping patterns, undersea currents, or maintenance schedules)? What if the failure of one of the lines due to a natural or common event increases the likelihood of failure of other lines (examples of this could be from increased use or decreased maintenance, etc.)?

      2) Again, if you make reasonable guesses either way, you will find that these statistics begin to converge on a high likelihood for malice (that is if you can't explain the correlation any other way).

      No, you can't explain it any other way. You use a simple model which basically divides the plethora of possible explanations into "normal yearly failures" and "malice," and then act surprised when you get "malice" as an answer during a time of unusually high failures. What did you expect?

      -Grym

    13. Re:Fun with Bayes by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      I think the burden of proof is on you regarding this point. I'm curious to see your source for this figure. Just one professional/academic (i.e. not popular press) source for this figure will suffice.

      Lets see, according to wikipedia, major outages (like we've seen here) have been in 1929 (earthquake), 2005 (failure), 2007 (no, that was shown to be malicious), 2006 (earthquake), and these in 2008 (which I'm not counting as "historical). Do you have better numbers or are you going to guess its more? So here, I erred in favor of more breaks. Using these numbers and simple binomial statistics, the likelihood that the current breakage rate is by natural causes is 1.1776544649214165e-14. That's so much lower than the Bayesian analysis, its ridiculous. That's simple counting statistics--so the breakage is correlated.

      The reason I say this is that I find it hard to believe that of the thousands of undersea cables already laid, that only one of them fails per year. Like I said, in 2006, in the span of two days six of them failed.

      This was due to seismic activity. So your hypothesis is seismic activity? We would know about this already, so lets stop using 2006 as some sort of example. It was an outlier with known natural causes, which is tantamount to chance and is included in the 1/365 assumption as a single event. I don't think it should be included as multiple events, because it had a single documented cause: an earthquake.

      What if there was a change in the maintenance operations of these cables? What if these cables all share a common engineering flaw that is just now becoming apparent? What if seismic events are involved? What if a biological organism is involved?

      Each of these hypotheses can be ruled out. First, we would know about a widespread change in maintenance operations by now, as such change would likely be documented. Second, by what mechanism could different cables in different parts of the world fail all together because of a common engineering flaw? Especially since, in 5 out of 6 cases, the failure was a break. No engineering flaw in history has the same clustering as we have seen here. Name one flaw and I'll find the numbers and show that such clustering, even for that flaw, would be outrageously unlikely. Seismic events would be detected and we would know about them. Biological organism? Even you know you are stretching here.

      What if, it turns out, that these cable failures follow seasonal or temporal patterns (e.g. reflecting shipping patterns, undersea currents, or maintenance schedules)?

      Any such patterns would have already been established and would be reflected in the historical failure rate, which I am taking, absent of any better data than wikipedia describes, as 1/365 per day. Also, as an example, the first breaks were near Alexandria in the Mediterranean sea, one was in the Arabian sea (Dubai) and one was on the east side of the Indian Ocean (Malaysia). A distance the width of Australia separates the closest of any two of these. We can now rule out correlated changes in shipping and currents.

      No, you can't explain it any other way. You use a simple model which basically divides the plethora of possible explanations into "normal yearly failures" and "malice".

      The plethora of possible explanations are (1) accidental/random/unintentional--which would be subject to historical patterns or obvious changes affecting the patterns, and (2) intentional, which would by definition be malice. So yes, the model is simple.

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  82. WTF.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounded very good and was well thought out until the last sentence

    good try but you still have an enormous pro US bias (as in a pro GWB bias)

  83. Re:Dear Overzealous Mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't Wikipedia. I'm not sure what you're getting at. Wikipedia is a web site dominated by the opinions of the operators. Same as Slashdot. Nothing about Wikipedia is balanced and neither is Slashdot. I read Slashdot, I refuse to trust either site as informative opinions. What's the big deal?

    Slashdot is interesting, Wikipedia is boring misinformation. Why do you bother posting here?
  84. Neocons and Republicans by mcvos · · Score: 1

    The Neocons aren't Republicans by any definition of the term.

    Not by any definition? Not even a definition as outrageous as "members of the republican party"?

    Or did you refer to the definition of "neocon"? Because if you don't consider any past or present members of the Bush administration to be neocons, I'm kinda interested in what your definition is.

    Just pointing out that this is one of the more bizarre denials I've seen since Comical Ali.

    1. Re:Neocons and Republicans by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It's one of those circular definitions you hear from time to time, like 'the suicide bombers aren't true muslims, therefore no true muslims are suicide bombers'.

      So we get 'the neocons aren't true republicans, so no true republicans are neocons'.

  85. Apology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys can apologize to the CIA and NSA for blaming them. Of course, you won't... jerks.

  86. ISP Wars! by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    It's the ISPs slicing competitor cables, if the providers can be the only backbone out of the country, then they can make a killing on bandwith.

    It's probably just a bunch of pissed fishermen, but you never know :p

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  87. Opppsss by kash0341 · · Score: 1

    Opppsss... Bad for Qatariiis

  88. Exxon Profits Soaring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iran war would bring oil to $200 and double or triple the record profits of Exxon and other oil corporations.
    As Mussolini put it:

        "Fascism should more properly be called Corporatism." --Benito Mussolini, the founder of Fascism.

    It is a trivial matter for Exxon and other Neocon corporations to hire Blackwater or any number of other mercenary military corporations to kickstart a war with some provocations targeting Iran. These could be part of such.

    "To initiate a war of aggression, is not only an international crime; it is the supreme international crime differing only from other war crimes in that it contains within itself the accumulated evil of the whole." In stating this guiding principle of international law, the US judges at Nuremberg specifically rejected German arguments of the "necessity" for pre-emptive attacks against other countries.

  89. doh by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

    General: Operation complete, we cut the cable.
    Techie: I'm still showing... what cable did you cut? .. time passes ..
    General: Second cable has been cut
    Techie: Let me see here.... no, sir, still online. .. time passes ..
    General: Third cable down.
    Techie: no, sir, you've still got the wrong cable .. time passes ..
    General: Fourth cable.
    Techie: You've got to be kidding me!

  90. escalation? by xenolon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i remember reading an article written by neal stephenson for wired in the late 90s. somewhere in it he addressed the issue of a 'fiber war' where nations and other actors would begin cutting undersea cables. it's an old article, but i remember some expert referring to it as 'mutually assured destruction'. (like nuclear war.) meaning that once a couple of cables are cut, it's so easy to cut more quickly, and pretty soon all the cables are cut relatively no time at all. an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind; or disconnected in this case.

  91. internet in qatar by J3rryken · · Score: 1

    i work in qatar, not only the internet if gone atm but also the connection to make long distance phone calls is gone

    1. Re:internet in qatar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet is down, including long distance and you posted on slashdot? Did you send snail mail to a friend with your UID && password so he could post for you?

  92. SEA-ME-WE 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SEA-ME-WE 4?

    I just KNOW there's a joke in there SOMEWHERE!

    This is not offtopic...RTFA

  93. c'mon fess up by v1 · · Score: 1

    In related news it's been confirmed that the two cables near Egypt were not cut by ship anchors."

    we DID ask, does anyone remember cutting a cable and doing $350 million worth of damage last week? no one?

    see? must have been an accident.

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  94. Step 2 by HumanEmulator · · Score: 1

    1. Cut underseas telecommunications cables.

    2. ???

    3. Profit!


    We're all worried because someone else seems to have figured out step 2.

  95. Re:Also in terms of any intelligence related actio by stevie.f · · Score: 1

    As a precursor to military action, something like this makes sense only if idiots are running the show.

    What if it was a group with limited resources aiming to elevate international tensions? Some group that wants a war, but without directly involving themselves

    Who would benefit and how though?

  96. Wadsworth will find out who dunnit by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

    Who would want to cut off the internet?

    Yeah, the porn wasn't that bad?

    How could you make jokes at a time like this?

    It's my defense mechanism.

    If I was the U.S I'd bomb you next... if, I said if. ...

    Communism was just a red herring.

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  97. Re:Dear Overzealous Mod by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

    Most people here on Slashdot are smart enough to do a simple Google query before they ask for citations. Yes. But this does not necessarily find the citation that the original author "had in mind". Maybe the one that pops out on top at the reply'ers query is one about a different event. Or maybe it is using poor, easily refuted arguments to defend the position. So, if the replier now proceeds to tear apart that citation, the original poster can accuse him of beating a strawman, that this is not really what he meant. Etc.

    So best is, if you claim something outlandish, to supply your own citations, rather than let your readers do your work.

  98. Re:Tests in preparation for a US government invasi by clay_buster · · Score: 1

    "To me, cutting cables seems like something some people in the U.S. government would do, testing its control over communications before invading a Muslim country."
    Then it didn't work. The cables didnt' cut off communication via land lines and they didn't impact satellite networks. It can't be done for any extended period of time.

    "I can tell you from personal experience that many Iranians are very good people."
    What's your point. Its the system that has issues. People complain the US is a police state apparently have no frame of reference. The troops haven't closed the Washington Posts's office yet, unlike say the government of Iran. http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/12/world/middleeast/12iran.html

    "Another influence toward unbalance are Jews in the U.S."
    Damn those Jews.

    "A further unbalancing influence is many of those in the U.S. who call themselves evangelists; they believe they are superior to the rest of us"
    Don't fundamentalist branches of all religions believe this? I thought that was the whole point of the "Caliphate" movement in Muslim countries. Iran is called a "Islamic Republic" and is controlled by the clerics. The US would have to become a lot more "unbalanced" to come even close to that. The election trends don't look like that is going to happen in the real world.
  99. Iran is completely in the dark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regardless if this fourth breakdown is caused just by faulty equipment, Iran is now almost totally cut off from the net. Bad for their business but excellent for clampdown.

    I've seen some reports of student unrest in university of Teheran. At current situation they can't communicate so easily to outside world what's happening. As I see it, they might get crushed anytime and there will be no live feeds this time as we did have from tiananmen.

  100. Internets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At this rate, "the internets" won't be a misnomer.

  101. Re:Cue... (way OT) by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

    You're not the only one, I didn't see it as anything major either. It seemed to turn into a beltway/media meme, without any apparent basis. This is what I said at the time.

    Still, people disagreed with me. Either they were part of the mob mentality, or there was something to it (you and) I didn't "get".

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  102. Re:Tests in preparation for a US government invasi by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    One could argue that the Iraq invasion was done to bail us out of the small recession from '02-'03. Look where that's gotten us.

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  103. Maybe It's Practice by tompatman · · Score: 1

    Maybe whoever is doing this is testing the waters to see how much damage a cable cut can inflict. Once the cable is found, would it be hard to find it again?

    1. Re:Maybe It's Practice by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      It makes you wonder if some really smart cyberterrorist linked to al-Qaeda may have managed to figure out how to disable these undersea cables by remote control. That's why the problem appeared primarily in the Middle East.

  104. [citation needed] by Grym · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now how do you know that? Has the NSA, CIA, or DOD ever wrote an article or given an interview on the trials and tribulations of tapping undersea lines? Or are you just confidently bullshiting on how you think it might work based upon your simplistic understanding of the matter?

    Well, let me tell you how I think it works, based upon mine. I think that the providers localize the spot of the outage by communicating to the series of regenerators both sides of the cut. Then they further estimate where the outage is by sending bursts of light down each side of the broken fiberoptic line and measuring how long it takes to get it back (the cut ends effectively acting like mirrors), using an instrument called an optical time-domain reflectometer.

    So, cutting a line to splice somewhere else would be absolutely pointless, because it would be detectable and would even be more dangerous for any kind of clandestine operation because it would attract undue attention. There are thousands of undersea cables and we're all talking about these four. If this was some kind of CIA or NSA mission it was the biggest clusterfuck ever.

    -Grym

    1. Re:[citation needed] by TheLink · · Score: 1

      1) How accurate is the reflectometry stuff? These cables are quite long.

      2) Do they do the _accurate_ TDR stuff immediately on a cut? If they only do it later then there's a window of time to install the splice elsewhere.

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  105. Are you actually insinuating... by Aurisor · · Score: 1

    Are you actually insinuating that Al Quaeda managed to cut four undersea internet cables? I'd just like to be clear.

    1. Re:Are you actually insinuating... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Um why not? I bet a smart high school student could make depth charges. What was the depth? With a re-breather and a handful of flares I bet you could damage a cable pretty well. You're the kind of person would say it is impossible to bring a down a building with a few box cutters.

    2. Re:Are you actually insinuating... by Idiomatik · · Score: 1

      to be fair the box cutters where to hijack a plane. Thats like saying i can cut the cables with a stack of paper with numbers printed on them, i'm sure i could pay someone to cut it but i'm not clubbing the cable with a wad of soggy bills. Though i totally agree with you, I'm sure i could cut the wires to with an 1820s diving helmet. Terrorists don't need to be skilled just imaginative.

  106. Easy by Mateorabi · · Score: 1

    The Romulans.

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  107. remove by zogger · · Score: 1

    That is the first completely different possibility I have read. Good job.

  108. THE SEA ORG ARE ATTACKING THE TUBES by Viperlin · · Score: 0

    you know its the type of crazy retaliation they would try

  109. Psyops indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've already taken four shits today instead of my usual one per day. By your math that means there's a 0.9995835 chance that this is the result of malicious intent. Oh my god, what has the U.S. government done to my ass!?!

    1. Re:Psyops indeed... by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      The analysis says that your 4 shits are part of a pattern, especially if you usually take maybe one (or like most people average of less than one) shit per day. Bayesian analysis would say that there is a better (e.g. 99.9%) probability that you have diarrhea. Yes, it would be good for medical diagnostics--which it is actually used for. Bayes does not say whether the government is involved or whether you have a virulent strain of E. coli in your gut or that you haven't shit in a week and finally took some laxatives. But the analysis would suggest with good accuracy that you have some abnormal and probably pathological shitting going on. Kind of like the cables.

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  110. Terrorism? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Funny, Al Caida sounds just like the Christian fighters in the Left Behind series usign the InterNet to coordinate activity. I think its soemone else than Al Caida *intentionally* cutting the cables.

  111. Re:Cue... (way OT) by khallow · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'm starting to lean towards the "we were told it was supposed to be wrong/creepy and we believed it" theory. My suspicion is that a bunch of people were looking for an excuse to dislike Dean after his loss and this happened to be what bubbled to the top.

  112. the fools.. when will they learn. Oblig Quote by eclectic_hermit · · Score: 1

    Fry: What's happening?

    Dr. Zoidberg: All 6,000 hulls have been breached!

    Fry: Oh, the fools! If only they'd built it with 6,001 hulls! When will they learn?

  113. Fundamentalism is is destabilizing. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    "Don't fundamentalist branches of all religions believe this?"

    True, it seems. Good point. That is destabilizing for every country in which it happens. Extremism is not religion, it is mental imbalance.

    You other answers merely try to find a way to misunderstand what I was saying, instead of understand it.

    1. Re:Fundamentalism is is destabilizing. by clay_buster · · Score: 1

      You other answers merely try to find a way to misunderstand what I was saying, instead of understand it.
      I'm pretty sure I understood exactly what you said.
  114. Cable cuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wouldn't surprise that some radical muzzy group was doing it. They are going to protect the Islamic world from the evil influences of the godless, heathen internet of the western world.

    1. Re:Cable cuts by mabu · · Score: 1

      "radical muzzy group"

      Slashdot sure has changed.... I miss the old Slashdot.

  115. Occham's Razor applies here by mabu · · Score: 1

    I'm not into conspiracy stuff, but I do think Occham's Razer applies here. The timing and location of the cable cuts; the fact that the communications company that experienced two of the outages is calling them "cuts" despite the news media originally claiming otherwise, makes it seem reasonable that this was some sort of deliberate act. To what end, who knows, but there's no doubt that America's economists power players are deathly afraid of the oil trading system using another currency other than the dollar.

  116. Why bomb? by TheLink · · Score: 1

    The easiest way to cut the cable would be a fairly powerful boat and a modified anchor (not even sure if that's necessary).

    Just drag the anchor for a few km across the path where the cable is likely to be. If you don't get the cable try again maybe in a slightly different area.

    Fishing boats trawling for fish allegedly break cables too.

    I don't think it's necessary to use stuff like bombs or divers at all...

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  117. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once the second one was cut, I had my suspicions that this wasn't entirely coincidental. Then a third was cut. I figured, okay, something is probably up. But a -fourth- cable has been cut? And it's no longer dropped anchors doing it? Either some really strange undersea geological event is occurring, or internet connectivity to the middle east is purposefully being removed. Personally, I'm more inclined to think that Iran is the more likely culprit. With the current ramp up in Israel, as well as the general tactic of hiding information and micromanaging the specifics of the lives of its people, they stand to gain far more from a regional knockout of information infrastructure. While I'm not overly fond or trusting of the United States government, this doesn't seem to be the style we adopt. Of course, this is all purely conjecture and speculation, at this point. I'm open for criticism.

  118. Dredging/Anchors are much easier than Scuba by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Scuba's difficult at those depths, and it's really only useful if you're trying to install a wiretap without being detected. If you want to get fancy, you can hang a video camera on your anchor chain. But otherwise, you can have your buddies back on land tell you when their pings stopped working on the appropriate cables or BGP gave them an update.


    If you're the CIA/NSA/KGB/Mossad/HagbardCeline, you can use your fancy submarine to do the wiretap job.
    Or you might could just hire Bubba the Backhoe Driver's cousin Bubba the Fishing Boat Captain, or their second cousins Jean-Robe'rt Bubba' or Mustapha-ibn-Bubba to show you where the good tuna fishin' spots are, which is a lot cheaper.


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  119. Sounds like a string of terrorist acts by... by Brett+Glass · · Score: 1

    Al Cuttah. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

  120. Re:Violence is not Christian, it is mental illness by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Why? Because I was pro-Jew, or because I was pro-Iranian, or because I say that violence is not Christian?

    No, I think you were so accused because the typical knee-jerk responder only has so many labels as his disposal and as none of them is logically sound anyway, it hardly matters which one is used to patch the leak you poked in in his bubble reality. When one is hissing 'delirium gas', the sticky back of the label is more important than whatever happens to be printed on the front.


    -FL

  121. Re:Also in terms of any intelligence related actio by visible.frylock · · Score: 1

    But wouldn't encryption be an effective solution to that? Assuming someone does tap the lines, wouldn't the important stuff be unreadable?

    Then what sense would it make to alert your enemy like this? Seems to me all liability and no benefits, that is if your only goal is surveillance. But of course, someone must be benefiting, as this can't be explained by coincidence.

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  122. I forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...where he got this idea, but Ian Fleming's Goldfinger was arranged in three parts, according to an old proverb:

    Once is happenstance,
    Twice is coincidence,
    Three times is enemy action.

    I guess a fourth time is surrender?

  123. UAE, currency by visible.frylock · · Score: 1

    http://news.google.com/news?oe=utf-8&um=1&tab=wn&hl=en&q=UAE+dollar&btnG=Search+News

    I don't really know what to think about this one (I'd be lying if I said I did). I can't readily assume it is sabotage. There is the update in the article which claims the UAE is relatively unaffected. However, the Iraq war is historical precedence for the currency policies of oil-exporting nations being related to major events.

    For those who care to look: Iraq, euros

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  124. The obvious...or not so much by belligerent0001 · · Score: 0

    I understand the need to pin these kinds of events on the back of some dark conspiracy concocted by the US government. What I do not understand is how so very many people seem to think that the US is the ONLY government capable of dirty deeds. Who gains to benefit from a war with Iran? Everyone knows that we are spread way to thin to take on another front, the GOP would also suffer greatly if GW were to dive into Iran, and Iran has only a drop of oil in the oil bucket. So again who would benefit? IRAN certainly would. Why not? Make the GOP look bad, swaying an election further towards the dems, who when punched, stabbed, shot, hung and disemboweled would still want to talk and find a reason that we angered our sand dwelling 'friends' who want nukes, but not for war, and want rockets but not for attacking, and want nations removed from the map but in a friend nonviolent, violent way. These are all very very blatantly obvious details.
    It is easy to blame the US, the administration, the way of life, etc. could it be that foreign powers and administrations. The far left has been doing that for years. Natural disasters occur, its the govn'ment's fault; oil prices are up, govn'ment's fault; we are 'unliked' by foreigners, govn'ment's fault; I could go on but you get the point.
    When will we learn that there are some people who have a skewed perspective. They are damaged mentally by a blind faith in a belief contrary to ours (in general) and they will stop at nothing to remove us from the planet (please recall that one of the last bombing was carried out by mentally handicap victims). So I would not put it past the jihadis to cut the cables themselves either in a effort to sway our election, or to stop news from leaving/entering their sunbaked homes. I say leave them cut.

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  125. An alternative scenario by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

    Just a simple question or 2 for the readers and conspiracy theorists: Does this show a need for a better infrastructure? Who profits from increasing the infrastructure? Perhaps the cables have not been damaged due to political reasons, but capitalist ones instead. The timing is simply convenient. In my opinion, allowing potential politics to obscure the truth would be right inline with the MO of big corporations, expecially thone in communications and oil.

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  126. Precursor to war with Iran? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to this link, Iran is incommunicado:
    http://www.internettrafficreport.com/asia.htm

    It could simply be that the administration does not want the lay persian man to stream the invasion on the net, and wait for the MSM to put its spin on it.

  127. Oil Bourse by ukemike · · Score: 1

    I agree that invasion is really unlikely. But some form of attack is increasingly likely. Iran was scheduled to open their Oil Bourse very soon, but will be delaying it because of internet outages. The oil trading exchange is planned to trade in oil in NON-DOLLAR currencies. If the dollar ceases to be the petro-currency then nations all over the planet have little reason to hold onto their stockpiles of dollars. Widespread trade of oil in Euros or Yen or whatever could trigger uncontrollable inflation in the dollar as nations trade in bucks for better currencies.

    I really think that an attack on Iran by us, the US, or Israel in the next week or so is a pretty high probability. I hope I am wrong. God I hope I am wrong.

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  128. Let's not let Islam off the hook so easily... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Countries like the UAE show that [some advocates of] Islam [are] not the culprit[s]

    There, fixed that for you. Because Islam, as written, is the culprit for the current outbreak of violent superstitious insanity, just as Christianity was the culprit for the crusades, witch burnings, and so forth.

    • "Fighting is prescribed for you" (Qur'an 2:216);
    • "Slay them wherever you find them" (Qur'an 4:89);
    • "Fight the idolators utterly" (Qur'an 9:36);
    • "Fight them until there is no persecution and the religion is God's entirely." Qur'an 8:39:
    • "I have been commanded to fight people until they testify that there is no god but Allah and that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah, and perform the prayer, and pay zakat. If they say it, they have saved their blood and possessions from me, except for the rights of Islam over them. And their final reckoning is with Allah";
    • "To go forth in the morning or evening to fight in the path of Allah is better than the whole world and everything in it." (o9.0)
    • "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not." (2:216)
    • "Say to the Unbelievers, if (now) they desist (from Unbelief), their past would be forgiven them; but if they persist, the punishment of those before them is already (a matter of warning for them). And fight them on until there is no more tumult or oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in Allah altogether and everywhere; but if they cease, verily Allah doth see all that they do." (8:38-39)
    • "But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war); but if they repent, and establish regular prayers and practice regular charity, then open the way for them: for Allah is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful." (9:5 [often called the "sword verse"])
    • "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya [poll tax] with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued." (9:29)
    • "(He lets you fight) in order to test you, some with others. But those who are slain in the Way of Allah, - He will never let their deeds be lost." (47:4)
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