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  1. Re:It's entrapment on Dateline NBC Mole Outed At DefCon · · Score: 4, Funny

    At twenty-five, she's a computer geek's fantasy female: androgynous, beautiful, pierced, with comprehensive musical knowledge and a house overrun by pet Maine coons and an iguana. One of her favorite shirts features two cars crashing into each other under the symbol CTRL+Z.
    Droolworthy so far... generally geeky, pretty, and my God where did she pick up the Unix shell streak???

    "Get it?" she asks excitedly. "It's a car crash, and Control-Z is the command for undo!"
    Nooooooooooooo no no no! *bangs head on wall*

  2. Re:Bad NBC on Dateline NBC Mole Outed At DefCon · · Score: 1

    You're using that situation to set up an emotional "Think of the children" response. This in itself is a fallacy but I'll skip over the obvious flaws in your logic
    Fallacy, flaws in logic, what? We don't even know what my argument was ;)

    unlike the contrived, manufactured ones you see on TV--there was a very real danger of an innocent girl being abused
    I feel like most of the guys shown on Dateline were up to no good, and would've ended up molesting a kid had it been a real one. How many is "most" is debatable. Obviously, I don't have proof. Perhaps NBC did a good job of pulling wool over my eyes and real kids would never let those guys come over.

    If you're trying to say that stopping these few guys puts a dent into the number of pedophiles, or is a deterrent to the ones that are still out there then your naivete is beyond my ability to correct.
    I'm far from saying that. I realize it is an ancient problem. My original point was that there must be a staggering number of pedophiles, based on the observation that an obvious and short-lived trap like this netted as many as it did anywhere they set up shop. The major flaw in that point is that if the real lures behave differently, the NBC guys may be doing too good a job in comparison and there still may be very few real molestation cases, albeit many weak-willed guys with a taste for kids.

    and probably my handgun
    No argument there.
  3. Re:Quit Capping the Upstream on FCC Commish - US Playing 'Russian Roulette' with Broadband · · Score: 1

    Ah, the good old days of MUDding my life away... and writing hatemail to root@router_ip where router_ip is the router along the traceroute to the MUD introducing the lag... once I even got an apologetic reply! The guy was very nice about it, I felt bad about being a brat. If you're reading this, sorry :)

  4. Re:Bad NBC on Dateline NBC Mole Outed At DefCon · · Score: 1

    They easily got however many guys they did to come over in any locality they staked out. Now think about how many don't get caught. Would you be cool if you found a dude like that at home with your 12yo daughter when you came home? He wouldn't have touched her yet, so it's just thoughtcrime I guess...

  5. Re:Dateline NBC isnt news. Its just another TV sho on Dateline NBC Mole Outed At DefCon · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Guy solicits, guy shows up with condoms and beer, which is black-and-white illegal-- what's the problem?

  6. Re:Which makes you wonder on Dateline NBC Mole Outed At DefCon · · Score: 1

    Well she was a professional actor, if necessary she could impersonate a 14 year old girl, or a boy, or whatever.

  7. Re:Learning on Monkeys and Humans Learn the Same Way · · Score: 1

    Good point, I guess the opposite result would be more surprising-- like if the monkey learned from the newspaper they put in front of it :)

  8. Re:Well that's an easy target. on First Armed Robots on Patrol in Iraq · · Score: 1

    Interesting, I wonder if they could add some sort of shot location module and share the data over a mesh formed by the robots. That would be sweet!

  9. Robot to Iraqi: on First Armed Robots on Patrol in Iraq · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You have 20 seconds to drop your gun"

    Iraqi drops gun.

    "19... 18... 17..."

    Sorry :)

  10. Re:Good Lord. on Canadian Theatre Chain Sued for Abusive Search · · Score: 1

    I can't get over how you guys pay in pounds. Do you bring a little sack of gold dinars or something? :)

  11. Melody and harmony on Music From DNA Patented · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I suppose as long as it's heavy metal it should be safe from litigation ;)

  12. Re:Maybe Not on Apple Sued Over iPhone Non-Replaceable Batteries · · Score: 1

    Will I stop using my iPhone because it doesn't have one? No.

    Actually, yes, you will :)
  13. Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work on Emoticons in the Workplace · · Score: 1

    Why should I want to offend someone who I'm trying to have a pleasant conversation with? Part of intelligent discourse is to address sensitive issues. If you don't keep your tone soft, you may run into a hard wall when emotional investments in the topic are brought to light.

    It's not that you would want to-- but working too hard trying to avoid it results in a cowardly, touchy-feely tone.

    Now that I think about it, most of the cases where I observed this phenomenon was in emails between girls (don't ask)... maybe they don't see it the same way :)

  14. Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work on Emoticons in the Workplace · · Score: 1

    I do get the utility of the emoticons, but they irk me when they are either a cop-out that the lazy people use to avoid sharpening their writing, or a way to soften the tone of the communication by people who are too afraid of offending someone.

  15. Re:Linus as the benevolent dictator again on Torvalds Explains Scheduler Decision · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nah, Linus is right to be tough. The ability to take a step back, reexamine the reasons why the code is not getting accepted into the kernel, and ultimately improve it is what separates a real kernel developer from a donkey! Now move your ass, yes?

  16. Re:chair? on Security Top Concern for New IETF Chair · · Score: 1

    This is getting OT, but Pope Joan, the alleged woman pope, prompted the Vatican to create a chair with an opening. The examining cleric would feel through the opening to make sure the Pope was a man. Talk about a security hole!

  17. Dude on Leonard Nimoy to Play Spock in Next Star Trek Movie · · Score: 1

    Vulcan Nerve Pinch, say hello to Vulcan Craniotomy and Vulcan Encephaloextraction

  18. Sulu, right on Leonard Nimoy to Play Spock in Next Star Trek Movie · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should hire that old Asian dude from Heroes to play Sulu's dad

  19. Oh, and remember: next Friday... on Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day · · Score: 5, Funny

    is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

  20. Re:A couple more details on Explosion at Scaled Composites Kills 2, Injures 4 · · Score: 1

    Hey, nice to see you out and about. Just wanted to say I enjoyed your and others' Usenet posts on sst.

  21. Re:Are you really trying to blame Bush? on Intern Loses 800,000 Social Security Numbers · · Score: 1

    That's what they want you to think!

  22. Pull out of forklift-aided transportation on Explosion at Scaled Composites Kills 2, Injures 4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The increased U.S. efficiency in handling goods is not worth the price in human lives.

    While corporations are profiting from increased handling capacity, our brave young men and women are dying unnecessarily.

    Ban forklifts!

  23. The 90's called... on Deep Packet Inspection and Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    ...they want their layer 7 switch back!

  24. Re:Ha! on Senators Call for Universal Internet Filtering · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hopefully fossils like him will just die off or (even better) get thrown out of office and replaced by people who aren't utterly clueless.

    You're new here, aren't you?

  25. Obligatory... on Steve Jobs Hates Buttons · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mr. Ego said it best: iPhone vs. E70