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Senators Call for Universal Internet Filtering

An Anonymous Coward writes "US senators today made a bipartisan call for the universal implementation of filtering and monitoring technologies on the Internet in order to protect children. Their statement came at the end of a Senate hearing in which civil liberties groups were not invited."

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  1. Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is Freenet ready yet? What do you mean they're still coding it in Java?

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    1. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Longtime_Lurker_Aces · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every time one of these stories comes around (and some politician proposes some ludicrous internet filtering/logging/restriction every few months it seems) I always wonder the same thing:

      Are they completely out of touch with technology (it is often a guy in his 60s or 70s proposing the law) and they really see it as a menace and thing these things will solve it, or

      Are they completely aware the program won't do one damned thing to solve any problem, but the propose it anyway just so they can put a blurb in their campaign ads about how they protect children.

    2. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sick of all this slow java bashing, java supporters: please make your opinions known.
      I for one don't care about getting uber leet performance.

    3. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's more closely tied to your second point but even that's just PR spin and campaign hype.

      The majority of the push for this sort of thing is money. The allocations of taxpayer money to devote to these pet filtering and monitoring projects will be huge. One particular military subcontractor, Battelle, was already building an _ENORMOUS_ datacenter in Aberdeen, MD, when I left in '07. Why were they building? Most people working at the (existing) tiny site new that it would be mostly devoted to computer science technology but few people knew exactly what. The inside word was that there were going to be enormous contracts coming down the line for processing, indexing, storing, retrieving, and minin gargantuan amounts of data.

      Politicians and top-level businessmen work together for years to figure out how to grant themselves a huge chunk of the taxpayer pie. When the news releases start making it to the headlines it's not a matter for debate anymore--it's after the fact justification. The insider trading knowledge that these folks have, by being able to both write the laws and determine the size of the checks and decide to whom the checks are written, is a golden gift from God for the gravy train.

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    4. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With software like Freenet you want as much protection as you can get from things like buffer overflows, a worm can spread like wild fire over Freenet, firewalls and closed ports are irrelevant.

    5. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1, Troll

      So write safe code instead of goo gooing and gaa gaaing in your little interpreter sandbox hoping the java nanny will protect you.

    6. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't give 'em that much credit for savvy. Both parties in the states are still pimping for the "moral" voters, and support of a sure-to-die, nearly impossible to implement or pay for measure like this is a great way to get you name attached to a moral agenda without actually having to do anything.

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    7. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I like java; it's a good tool...And it is unquestionably a poor tool for this sort of work.

      Java is slow, compared to many lower level languages, and even a small performance hit is a big deal when you're talking about this sort of application...This is one of those places where C really shines.

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    8. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The slowness of Java is something Java programmers just accept. Unfortunately, as a result, many Java programmers just ignore the problem of performance at all. The best form of optimization is algorithmic complexity reduction.. it has nothing to do with the language you use. You can use the slowest language in the world and still get massive performance if you optimize your algorithm suitably. Thing about Freenet is they don't optimize. They're interested in slow-but-safe browsing.. so the day you see them switch from Java to something faster is the day you know that the focus has changed.

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    9. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by dircha · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Are they completely aware the program won't do one damned thing to solve any problem, but the propose it anyway just so they can put a blurb in their campaign ads about how they protect children."

      Well you don't have to look far, when voting against a measure like this will guarantee that next election cycle your opponent will run a black and white ad with ominous music saying, "Sen. Jim Bob wants to protect the rights of sexual predators to contact your children on the internet!"

      House races especially are dirty like this. This crap happens all the time, I've even seen it in live debates.

      And you want to know the really sad part? A lot of voters eat this stuff up. If you're average Soccer Mom Susie, all of a sudden you're not sure you can trust the candidate anymore, and if you already hated the candidate, well now he or she is the devil himself.

    10. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Danse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The inside word was that there were going to be enormous contracts coming down the line for processing, indexing, storing, retrieving, and minin gargantuan amounts of data. That's kind of the thing I thought about when they started talking about handouts to the telecoms to get them to keep more data on their customers. I don't know the exact numbers involved, but you can bet that taxpayers are going to be shelling out orders of magnitude more cash than it would cost them to keep the data. All for a system that will be put in place ostensibly to track down terrorists, but which will certainly be abused in short order. The temptation is far too great.
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    11. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by shaitand · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yup and don't forget the flipside. Large sites that can afford to buy political muscle will have an ace in the hole once the great firewall is in place. After all, nothing shuts down a competitor like a state enforced denial of service.

    12. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Arthur+B. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I mostly agree with you but what has insider trading to do with it? Who needs insider trading when you can directly pick pockets... why expose yourself to a dangerous lawsuit when you can legally steal.

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    13. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by adona1 · · Score: 1

      It's all about winning votes. The internet is a good one right now because the majority of voters only know that they can get email from it, and that tens of thousands of child molesters are grooming their children right now. Wait a couple of decades and the 'censor the internet' hue and cry won't work so well. They'll have moved on to something else by then, but at least our pr0n will be safe.

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    14. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Surt · · Score: 1

      By this type of application, are you referring to networked applications, for which cpu time is in no way a limiting factor?

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    15. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...what has insider trading to do with it?

      It's not that kind of insider trading like you hear about in the high drama of Wall Street. Though there is plenty of that also. Most inside traders don't get caught. 10% maybe. This is a whole 'nother economy in and of itself. Off the books and running parallel to the "official" economy. All business of this magnitude operate with more than one set of books. As long as the government is involved, and you can't sue it, none of these pirates will be held accountable, outside the one or two that will be thrown in front of the bus for good PR. And the government won't be held accountable because 99% of of you keep handing the power right over to them over and over. How are you going to deal with the crooked bankers that make all this happen as long as these same bankers hold the mortgage on your house? You're not going to do anything. It has been this way for thousands of years. There is no indication that it's going to change anytime soon. For them the risk is nil.

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    16. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Slashdot has really hit rock bottom when people like HomelessinLajolla, who have no idea what they are talking about, are modded to +5. Thank you for not just modding the guy down...or do you not have any mod points? Instead of just claiming the guy is wrong, why don't you explain it? An AC snark accomplishes nothing.
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    17. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Java is slow, compared to many lower level languages, and even a small performance hit is a big deal when you're talking about this sort of application...This is one of those places where C really shines. So let's assume that Freenet would run 15% faster if it was re-written in C (which is probably an excessively optimistic number). So what? It'd still be a godawful slug. Java is not the problem here.

      I've given up on Freenet long ago. If those guys still haven't managed to put out a usable product, then they never will. It was a worthwhile experiment, but it failed.
    18. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Informative
      Well, consider the people involved. From TFA:

      Commerce Committee Chairman Daniel K. Inouye (D-Hawaii) and Senate Commerce, Science, and Transportation Committee Vice Chairman Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) both argued that Internet was a dangerous place where parents alone will not be able to protect their children. For those not keeping track at home, that's Daniel "1.3%" Inouye* and Ted "Series of Tubes" Stevens. Not exactly the two sharpest knives in the drawer, particularly on technology issues. They're both 'zombie politicians,' kept around by their respective constituencies only because their seniority puts them in positions to funnel pork-barrel projects back home.

      * Referring, of course, to Inouye's absolutely dismal record at actually getting anything passed, or for that matter, even supporting anything that gets passed. Of 289 bills he sponsored since Jan 21, 1997, only FOUR have become law. And for that, I think we can all be grateful. (source)
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    19. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Mathinker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > that tens of thousands of child molesters are grooming their children right now

      Presumably you meant that as the number of child molesters actively using the Internet for "grooming children". Can you point me to a source for that statistic? I was under the distinct impression that the modus operandi of the vast majority of child molesters was to molest children who know them personally (e.g., their own children, or children they meet in their work).

    20. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by darkpixel2k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hate it when they try and pass it off as a 'save the children' load of crap.
      Think of the children!
      Yeah--go ahead, install a huge monitoring and filtering system. I'm sure no one will abuse it by monitoring and/or filtering other content.

      Zark off senator asshat. I am a responsible parent. I can watch out for my own children.

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    21. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by adona1 · · Score: 1

      Completely made up for dramatic and political-FUD purposes :)

      I personally agree with your view there, and believe that the whole 'net-predator' thing is rather a beat-up.

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    22. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by iONiUM · · Score: 1

      it is often a guy in his 60s or 70s proposing the law

      Not to worry then, all these old guys will be dead in the next 10-20 years, if all goes well. Everyone seems to forget that all of us, the younger generation (which is obviously a huge span of years) is next on the list for power.
    23. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. Government is never a good substitute for parenting.

    24. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What they are really opposed to, is of course a children's only version of the Internet, that has completely restricted access and content and is completely separate from the open Internet. If you are looking at the Internet for children it is not what you filter out is all about what you let on. Blocking some of the worst content, promotion of alcohol, self destructive behaviour, junk foods and gambling.

      The reality is, if you are really concerned about what children have access to on the Internet, you should be able to activate a setting the would lock access to a separate DNS service and a set series of IP addresses that only provides content that has be accessed, reviewed and approved as fit for children web sites, as the web sites would have to be applicable to each of the age ranges for children, obviously what is fit for a young adult is not suitable for a toddler.

      The stupidity of the senators is made obvious just be that latter part, come one, lets filter the Internet so that it is suitable for toddlers, a kindergarten grade Internet http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/pages/elephant-sl ide.html, a republican congressmen's version of tubes that run the republican Internet.

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    25. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every once in a while when there's a discussion about the latest ".xxx" or ".porn" TLD, the idea of a ".kids" or ".kids.[countrycode]" domain comes up. (Actually I think ".kids.us" already exists, there's just very little there.)

      While I still think it's a conceptually flawed idea, it's at least better than trying to either censor or round up all of the 'smut' and put it into some sort of a blacklist. Fundamentally, if you're trying to make a 'clean internet,' whitelists are the way to go; not blacklists.

      Putting the 'kids' domain under the CC TLDs is even better, because it avoids having to create some sort of international consensus on what's appropriate for children, which isn't feasible. Whatever the Congresscritters decide is OK for kids (violence = okay!, sex = bad!) in the U.S. can get into .kids.us, and what's OK for kids in France goes in .kids.fr (though I doubt they'd call it "kids"...) and people can restrict access based on their personal values. Enforcement takes place at the name-registrar level; if you don't comply to the standards for that domain, the registration gets pulled.

      The problem with this is is that it's a solution looking for a problem that most people really don't seem to care about.

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    26. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      Are they completely aware the program won't do one damned thing to solve any problem Which problem are they trying to solve? A few hours ago we had an article on Malaysia using "anti-terrorist" laws to crack down on dissidents.

      But perhaps the real answer is that they are really the vapid stupid people they appear to be when you meet them. Technology has nothing to do with it.
    27. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by ResidntGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What constitutes getting a life, then? Most people I know who consider themselves to have lives spend their weekends getting drunk with friends and their weekdays waiting for the weekends. Is that better in any way than posting on slashdot, and using the tools available to find patterns in the discussions?

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    28. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by jhylkema · · Score: 1

      Is Freenet ready yet? What do you mean they're still coding it in Java?

      It'll be ready about the same time as a fully-functioning HURD kernel. Does it even support USB yet?

    29. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homeless has a weird stalker-troll, for those that haven't noticed it. He's pretty sick & determined and if it were me I'd be going to the grown-ups and asking for IP addresses etc..

    30. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you forgot to post as an AC....

    31. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Are they completely out of touch with the goddamn constitution that they're supposed to be enforcing? Maybe they should go read that thing again. As for morality, it seems like a fair number of them don't know the meaning of the word. I wonder how many of them are on that DC Madam's list. And it's always the same sob story with those fuckers too! "Oh boo hoo I made a mistake and we're just going to try to work through this!" NO! You violated the very moral code you've been trying to legislate on to us! According to your bible your god is now going to send you to hell! So go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200. If you had any sense of shame at all you'd resign and make way for someone who knows where to keep their penis (or at least doesn't try us where to keep ours.)

      This is why I vote against incumbents whenever I can. Kick them out of office before they can do any harm. The churn will do the country good.

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    32. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 1

      By this type of application, are you referring to networked applications, for which cpu time is in no way a limiting factor?

      Sure, a processor capable of several thousand CPU cycles per transmitted bit can easily handle the load, even in Java. (3GHz CPU, 1.5Mb "broadband") Now scale that to hundreds of gigabits.

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    33. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      If Linux evolves into a multi-server microkernel and we just start calling it HURD, will that do?

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    34. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Stanislav_J · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reality is, if you are really concerned about what children have access to on the Internet, you should be able to activate a setting the would lock access to a separate DNS service and a set series of IP addresses that only provides content that has be accessed, reviewed and approved as fit for children web sites, as the web sites would have to be applicable to each of the age ranges for children, obviously what is fit for a young adult is not suitable for a toddler.

      Leaving aside the fruitless bang-your-head-against-the-wall argument that it is the parents' responsibility to decide what is "fit" for their own children....."accessed, reviewed and approved" by WHOM? If it's the current administration, I smelleth a "faith-based" outsourcing here to insure that kids can only view appropriate history ("America is a Christian nation"), science ("We didn't evolve from no monkeys") and morality ("sex=bad and dirty; abstinence=good") to insure that the little tykes grow up to be good Republican Christians (and not agnostic Democrats or Wiccan Libertarians).

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    35. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Politicians and top-level businessmen work together for years to figure out how to grant themselves a huge chunk of the taxpayer pie.
      They should spend a chunk of that time finding a better excuse than "it's to protect the children", that one has gotten to be pretty lame by now. Make it to catalogue rogue asteroids or whatever. It's not as if those people lack imagination judging from the innumerable ways they come up with to waste money.
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    36. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Weedlekin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Not to worry then, all these old guys will be dead in the next 10-20 years, if all goes well. Everyone seems to forget that all of us, the younger generation (which is obviously a huge span of years) is next on the list for power."

      And the people who are in their teens and 20s today that eventually opt for a career in politics will be technological ignoramuses who will be passing legislation which is every bit as out of touch with the social issues surrounding emergent technologies from 40 years in the future as our lot are with what's happening now, and the equivalent of Internet forums from that era will contain the same claims about how it will all change when the old sods die off. Check out what things were like when Richard Stallman, Tim Berners-Lee, and Steve Wozniac were teenagers, and you'll see a period of notable political upheaval when youth activists could count on vast numbers of like-minded people to attend rallies and demonstrations, organise mass sit-ins, publish "subversive" magazines and newsletters, and generally stick it to "the man" despite heavy-handed and often brutal attempts by the police and government to stop them. They make today's youth look like a bunch of disorganised, cowardly whiners, yet their conviction that things would definitely change when the old guard died off turned out to be completely unfounded, and the same will happen again, and again, and again.

      The reason for this situation is a simple one: those who tend to choose careers in politics mostly come from backgrounds in law, political science, business, and / or extremely wealthy and influential families (and increasingly, film and TV actors), none of which are renowned for their high level of technological awareness. Very few of today's young people in these categories have any real idea how venerable technologies such as steam engines, "land-line" telephones, radio and TV, or suspension bridges work, let alone complicated modern things like computers, cellular telephones, or the Internet, and it is they who will be governing in 30 years, not the sort of people who read Slashdot.

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    37. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Kindernet.... it has a nice ring to it!

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    38. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by AndersOSU · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's where I'm confused, the senators appear to be looking for tech to combat child porn. But the argument they're using to get there (according to TFA) is that the parents need help protecting their children.

      Well which is it? Those are two separate problems with very different solutions. Even if you accomplish the one, you don't necessarily make progress on the other.

      Either you enable a passive filter, and essentially tag (to use a web 2.0 term) the net to help parents with their parenting, or you actively scour the dark corners of the net trying to find predators and child pornographers. How likely do you think it is that a child pornographer is going to get caught in a passive filter? If they were that easy to find they'd be shut down already.

      So which is it senator, do you want to combat child porn, or do you want to help parents parent? If it's the latter lay off the child porn red-herring. Oh wait, you won't get any support from your porn surfing colleagues if you want to filter everything? Too freaking bad, make an honest argument for god's sake.

    39. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by stdarg · · Score: 1

      One thing about Freenet is it's meant to be an "always-on" application running in the background. Even though it can clearly handle the load on a modern CPU with large amounts of ram, it's still a drag on the system and you notice it when you're doing something processor intensive. You also tend to run out of memory pretty quickly. I've got Apache running and I never notice any of those problems.

    40. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      TLDs don't really work, because they are just a database entry and you can enter the IP address direct. A completely separate system is required with an add on to the browser that forces a restricted set of IP addresses from an updated and registered database.

      The problem with it is although most people do actually care about it, greedy corporations actively oppose a system that would prevent them from marketing their products to children, from alkypop drinks to junk food, a white list would completely block all unsuitable commercials, so it is not the cost, ten of millions of dollars, it is the threat to lost revenue tens of billions of dollars, for all the crap that is targeted and marketed at children.

      Besides you do not really need international consensus as it can be locked off at a national level, which will be required. For example, whilst the US would accept junk food/drink adds etc. targeted at children most other modern democracies would reject them.

      It does not need to be international, it would be after all a restricted children's Internet, basically educational with some approved children's recreational content. At any stage should the parent choose to, they can allow the child access to the 'open' Internet for international content.

      It is a required solution but it will require considerable pressure to be placed upon politicians to approve it because of extreme commercial pressures against it (corporate greed).

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    41. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by ajs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...what has insider trading to do with it?

      It's not that kind of insider trading like you hear about in the high drama of Wall Street. High drama? Wall Street is mostly pretty boring. It's lots of people shuffling around lots of paper. You clearly watch too many movies.

      Most inside traders don't get caught. 10% maybe. 97.342% of statistics are made up. Source, please.

      This is a whole 'nother economy in and of itself. Off the books and running parallel to the "official" economy. You seem to have jumped the rails, here. Are we entering tinfoil hat territory?

      All business of this magnitude operate with more than one set of books. Source please.

      As long as the government is involved, and you can't sue it, none of these pirates will be held accountable, outside the one or two that will be thrown in front of the bus for good PR. And the government won't be held accountable because 99% of of you keep handing the power right over to them over and over. How are you going to deal with the crooked bankers that make all this happen as long as these same bankers hold the mortgage on your house? You're not going to do anything. It has been this way for thousands of years. There is no indication that it's going to change anytime soon. For them the risk is nil. Once again, perhaps if you could be specific and back it up with some sources, we could understand what you're trying to get at.
    42. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Who censors or controls it in the US I absolutely do not care, not being in the US. At any stage the parent can turn it off, to allow the child supervised by the parent access to the open Internet, so your argument is a nonsense. It is basically a set and forget thing for parents who do not have the time or do not sufficiently care to supervise their child's access to the Internet and a far superior solution to attempting to censor an adult's access to the Internet so that it is fit for children of all ages.

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    43. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely "Universal Child Filtering" would be more effective for this and many other problems ...

    44. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      It's reasons like this I told the job recruiter when I graduated college that I won't work for military contractors. There's plenty of jobs out there that I don't have to compromise my principles for.

      If I found out something I built was going to be used to monitor my fellow citizens or poison the Internet, I think I'd kill myself.

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    45. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by BVis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How likely do you think it is that a child pornographer is going to get caught in a passive filter? If they were that easy to find they'd be shut down already.
      Things like Freenet, TOR, and open anonymizing proxies make finding these people using filtering or other content-based examination technically impractical already. Sure, you might catch a careless one here or there, but the truth of the matter is child pornographers are probably the most sophisticated users of available privacy enhancing technology in existence. (Hmm, I better keep quiet about that. After all, clearly people who provide and/or sell this technology are supporting terrorism by not allowing the government to know that I'm going to Wikipedia to look up flower arranging.)

      It's hard to filter something when it looks like "(*#U(*YkaJH(*&F()*&G(SER". (Clearly that's a naked 12 year old boy.)

      If the legislators in question REALLY wanted to do something effective they'd allocate funds for more traditional investigatory agencies, like the FBI. Social engineering is how these people get caught; their pursuit of their perversion is ironically their greatest weakness, which can be exploited. But I'm assuming that Congress isn't a logic-free zone, and that they actually want to do something useful.
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    46. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its systemic - they are legislators, they legislate for a living. If they don't pass laws about things that alarm people they are doing nothing and have no reason to be reelected. When your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

      I once got a second opinion before minor surgery - the second doc (not a surgeon) said, "of course your surgeon recommended surgery, if he was a barber he would have recommended a haircut."

      We can't expect congress to solve problems in other ways. Of course, most of the problems they are ostensibly trying to solve can't be solved with new laws... so we are stuck in a never ending do (or do-nothing) loop

    47. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by mdwh2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As U.S. District Court Judge Lowell Reed said: "Perhaps we do the minors of this country harm if First Amendment protections, which they will with age inherit fully, are chipped away in the name of their protection".

    48. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One particular military subcontractor, Battelle, was already building an _ENORMOUS_ datacenter in Aberdeen, MD, when I left in '07.

      Wait one damn minute here - according to your own journal history you've been both homeless and In LaJolla since mid November of '06. How the hell can you now claim to also have been in Aberdeen, on the other damn side of the continent, in '07?

      Either he's totally lost it now, or he's been exposed - because goodness knows he'd never make a mistake like that, he's HILJ, he's INFALLIBLE (by his own accounting, in any case).

    49. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Might as well post this here. (To pre-empt the question, no I don't have kids.)

      I can understand not wanting to filter the internet itself, but what about if the government just had a database of labels for sites, and one of those labels was "not-kid-appropriate"? It wouldn't put anything on the sites themselves, it would just have its own database matching websites to labels or lack thereof. Parents could then *choose* to use this database (with some kind of software) to filter their computers.

      Would this be objectionable, from a civil liberties standpoint? Given that no one's required to use the database, and no site has to modify itself as a result of the database, except if it wants to change its label.

    50. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Applekid · · Score: 1

      (*#U(*YkaJH(*&F()*&G(SER You are under arrest. You, sir, are one sick bastard.

      Seriously, though, in discussions of this sort people always point to encryption and how it's going to solve things. It isn't since the police-state answer to this is to make encryption illegal, make forwaring a packet of encrypted data illegal (with the ISPs bowing to the law). After all, why use encryption if you have nothing to hide? And many of the voting public would freely accept this as a legitimate answer, if it means stopping those sickos.
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    51. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Y2KDragon · · Score: 1

      At least someone out there still remembers we have a Constitution out there. And we do more than harm minors. We harm everyone. Are consenting adults to be punished because parents out there aren't doing their job? All this sort of thing does is drive people underground. In the long run, it's going to do more harm than good. The best protection for kids is their parents.

    52. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Really? I rather like the idea of being the sysadmin with control of teh Uber Database of DOOOOM. If nothing else, because if we start with the assumption it's _going_ to happen, wouldn't you like to be the one who could 'ooops' it into oblivion?

    53. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by stackdump · · Score: 1

      Well actually, if they really wanted to help protect children they should setup a public internet proxy that allows for logging and filtering and could be reviewed by some kind of child advocacy group. A parent could then elect for all of that child's internet traffic to be routed through the proxy.
       
        Although, a situation like this has serious privacy conserns... but then again what doesn't nowadays?

    54. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by tinkerghost · · Score: 2, Informative

      Social Services stats indicate 80%+ of the perpetrators are family members or known to the family.

      Focusing on the internet as a breeding ground is just a way to ignore the fact that it comprises less than 5% of the events. Put another way - 100% elimination of the molestations that occur because of the internet will result in less than a 5% reduction of the overall number of molestations. Is this really the cost effective means of saving the children?

    55. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by BVis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That perception needs to be fought against. I believe in an absolute right to privacy. If the government thinks I'm engaged in illegal activity, it can bloody well get a warrant and investigate. Until then, my web traffic is none of their business.

      Incidentally, it was brought to my attention recently that the government doesn't need a warrant to know the sites you've visited; it only needs a warrant to determine the content of those communications. This goes back to a "pen register" precedent that was set decades ago regarding phone wiretaps.

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    56. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Log in, Stevie. It's not as convincing when you post AC. Or did Don Qigong or Fu Mo Di get too many downmods?

    57. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by shaitand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      'I can understand not wanting to filter the internet itself, but what about if the government just had a database of labels for sites, and one of those labels was "not-kid-appropriate"?'

      Still a problem. It gives the government the ability to censor content the government finds objectionable for anyone using the software. That could be millions of people. Plus, once adopted and accepted you would eventually see the same people who are suggesting this suggesting it be mandatory in schools and libraries and later all government systems. Eventually they would start holding people liable if a child saw content they shouldn't have and create a de facto requirement that everyone who might ever have a child access their computer use the database.

      Once you give the government a sanctioned way to censor information it will be abused. It is always a bad idea, just as it is a bad idea to give the government ways to track its citizens and their actions (they like to use law enforcement this way).

    58. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Frenchman113 · · Score: 1

      The obvious solution to this is, of course, to ban all encrypted content and all proxies. After all, only pedophiles would use them!

    59. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      according to your own journal history you've been both homeless and In LaJolla since mid November of '06 Way to go off the deep end on a typo, Mr. AC.

      I left Battelle, walked out the door for the last time, around Dec 2, 2005. They spent three weeks with their thumb up their butt. Somewhere just before Christmas they called me on the telephone to let me know that I had been "unwillingly terminated on Dec 13." When I reminded them that I had notified them of the issues leading to my resignation, and that I had alerted them two weeks before resigning that it was imminent, the HR buffoon pressed with,"None of that makes any difference. You were unwillingly terminated on Dec. 13th."
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    60. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by edmicman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I still don't understand where "Christian==Republican" and "Non-religion==Democrat" came from....and where do other religions such as Muslim fit in? Can they only be Democrats? Or don't they actually belong to any political parties in the US? You do realize there are shades of gray and things don't fall into a black/white paradigm, right?

    61. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      DNS works both ways. A filter could easily block anything that doesn't meet one of the following two conditions:
      • Have a reverse DNS entry pointing to a .kids domain.
      • Have already been retrieved as the result of a forward-DNS query to a .kids domain.
      I like the idea of a .kids TLD. Make it relatively expensive to buy the domain and impose heavy fines on anyone putting adult material on it. Then let parents install filters; once they deem their children adult enough to be allowed on the real Internet, they can come and play with the grownups. Until then, it's their responsibility to police what their children see, just as it's their responsibility to decide which films and TV shows their children can see.

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    62. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by edmicman · · Score: 1

      But in 15 years when voting and elections come to the Internet and text-messaging a la "American Idol", watch out! *Then* the Slashdot masses will rise and viva la revolution!

    63. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by MajinBlayze · · Score: 1

      That is a fairly good point, but why should this be in the government's domain? I believe the private sector does this to some extent now (think cybernanny, or whatever it's called). I would have no qualms with a private company doing this, and offering their data for sale. The government has no business being involved here.

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    64. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      "(*#U(*YkaJH(*&F()*&G(SER".

      Jeez, you are DISGUSTING!

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    65. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Still a problem. It gives the government the ability to censor content the government finds objectionable for anyone using the software.

      No, it doesn't. It's merely giving a recommendation. Any censoring would have to be done on the receiver side. Objection to that kind of censoring is ultimately an argument about the irrationality of the people relying on it, since its standards don't match theirs closely enough, but they use it anyway.

    66. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Heem · · Score: 1

      You're under arrest too. After all, the offending image is now on your hard drive. Crap, I'm arrested too. So is all of SlashDot.

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    67. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Alex+Pennace · · Score: 1

      I tried to run Freenet. I'm sorry to say that it was too much of a resource hog. Granted, my computer is old. But Entropy works much better than Freenet on it.

      What the Java-types need to realize is, in spite of Moore's law, computer power is not limitless. In Freenet's case, there are definite performance issues that have a real impact on its usability.

    68. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      Yes, clearly no one else in the world might have replied to you. This is obviously a PRIVATE discussion.

    69. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Things like Freenet, TOR, and open anonymizing proxies make finding these people using filtering or other content-based examination technically impractical already.

      But congress can make the use of these technologies legally impracticable. Seriously, if they can mandate filtering, they can prohibit technologies to evade the filtering.

      I'm going to Wikipedia to look up flower arranging.

      Those devilish "flower arrangements".

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    70. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by iminplaya · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oops, I'm sorry. You're right. Everybody's on the up an' up. There are no crooks. They're all honest as can be. Nevermind. You keep those blinders on tight, keep taking those painkillers, and you won't feel a thing. Sweet dreams.

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    71. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'No, it doesn't. It's merely giving a recommendation. Any censoring would have to be done on the receiver side. Objection to that kind of censoring is ultimately an argument about the irrationality of the people relying on it, since its standards don't match theirs closely enough, but they use it anyway.'

      Apparently you skipped over everything else in my post.

    72. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Right -- those would be the arguments about the irrationality of people *choosing* to use it (and passing new laws with that dataset as a predicate would be choosing to use it) that I mentioned.

      So that's what you're going to go with? "For the government to give people information is bad because they will use it irrationally"?

      Remind me who's paternalistic again?

    73. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'No, it doesn't. It's merely giving a recommendation. Any censoring would have to be done on the receiver side. Objection to that kind of censoring is ultimately an argument about the irrationality of the people relying on it, since its standards don't match theirs closely enough, but they use it anyway.'

      Okay, lets pretend for a moment that this wouldn't be abused and usage forced upon people in the manner I suggested. Remember, a de facto requirement is just as bad as an actual law forcing people to use it. There is no law forcing you to use a social security number either, but I think few people would claim it is actually optional.

      Lets say I'm a parent and I want to protect my kid so I download software and use the database. Now even if the contents of the database are published, it is not practical for me or anyone else to take the time to review it so I don't know how closely the list makers standards match mine. I never see the blocked content.

      I could be using it for a year and they could start blocking sites that tell the truth about Waco, deciding that anti-american 'propoganda' (aka unflattering truth) is harmful to children. I would never know, all I would know is that some sites are blocked. I'd never see what was actually on those sites. Therefore adding something to the list is EFFECTIVELY censoring that something for everyone who uses the database. It doesn't matter who is TECHNICALLY censoring the material, we are talking about civil liberties and the integrity of society. It isn't OK to split hairs on these matters unless the splitting favors the rights of the citizens.

    74. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by BVis · · Score: 1

      In the specific case of TOR, I don't see how they can effectively ban the use of the technology. TOR nodes are all over the world, and getting the code from a foreign server where we have no jurisdiction is trivial. Worse comes to worst, we can have a buddy burn it to CD and mail it to us labeled "Vacation pictures".

      We also can't ban encrypted content outright; that'd be the end of eCommerce as we know it, and Big Biz would never let the legislators they own take that action.

      If someone can point out something I've missed, I'd be grateful for the information.

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    75. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      What, you actually believe it's about protecting children? Utter control has always been the agenda, and what better way to get people to want to install monitoring software that will, of course, phone home than the mention it's for their children?

    76. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'Right -- those would be the arguments about the irrationality of people *choosing* to use it'

      No those would be the arguments of the irrationality of putting in place an abusive system that isn't safe for anyone to chose.

      'and passing new laws with that dataset as a predicate would be choosing to use it'

      Laws are passed by the same corrupt and abusive government that makes the list. If they make an 'optional' list and then pass a law mandate that you must 'chose' to use it then they are censoring. Its effectively the same as making the list mandatory in the first place and its the effect that matters, not the semantics.

      'So that's what you're going to go with? "For the government to give people information is bad because they will use it irrationally"?'

      If the information is opinion rather than fact, absolutely. The government isn't entitled to opinions, that is the job of the people. By definition, the interests of the government and the interests of the people are opposed.

      'Remind me who's paternalistic again?'

      LOL. That argument doesn't really fit. Like laws against drunk driving the choices of some can ultimately affect many in this case, therefore they aren't entitled to the choice. No road that leads to the internet being filtered is acceptable, no matter how you how small the incremental steps, what semantics are used to spin it, or how much time you put between the steps.

      Besides that, I'm opposed to helmet and seat belt laws because they prevent idiots from killing themselves and weaken the species as a whole. I never claimed that the average citizen wasn't a completely incompetent moron capable of thinking for himself.

    77. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by tixxit · · Score: 1

      Yes, there is a problem. There are dozens of legitimate U.S. companies that already do this. If a parent wants to protect their kid, then they can buy some filtering software themselves, not make everyone else pay for it. If they REALLY wanted, it would be more cost-efficient simply to cover part of the cost of this software instead.

    78. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      Every piece of sh*t politician who wants to get his/her name in the paper will invariably bleat about (select one of the big three)
      1. Terrorism
      2. Gun Control
      3. Something to do with "The children"

      Most of them don't have any real idea what they're drooling about as it's all just elaborate political theater designed to get the attention the worlds most ignorant and brainwashed electorate!

      P.S. Dick Gephardt (A worthless sanctimonious pantload if there ever was one) once used "the children" in every sentence during a five minute speech and appeared to be getting irritated at he chuckles coming from the news media people attending.

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    79. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Are they completely out of touch with technology (it is often a guy in his 60s or 70s proposing the law)

      What might be a better guide for how out of touch they are would be how long they have been a politican. Either in total or as a proportion of their life.

    80. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      The GPP is probably the most dedicated and effective troll Slashdot has ever had.

      Well, obviously, he's homeless, so what else does he have to do?

      All kidding aside, I think the "he doesn't want help, therefore can't really be homeless" is somewhat specious reasoning. There's plenty of homeless who, while maybe not exactly happy, don't want to change.

      One guy went to the La Jolla library (where he claimed to be posting from) and got the library's access blocked. Another has called the library and asked about arranging a donation be made to him, they claimed they had never heard of him.

      The latter is also somewhat meaningless - there's few librarians who can keep track of everyone in their library 24/7. The former is a legitimate possibility, if someone actually blocked slashdot from that library. I'd be interested to see some actual proof of that, though.

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    81. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

      We also can't ban encrypted content outright; that'd be the end of eCommerce as we know it, and Big Biz would never let the legislators they own take that action.
      They'd likely just mandate licenses to use encryption, and have the government perform some sort of "key storage service."
      It would be interesting to see steganography take off, though.
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    82. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't a typo nullify the INFALLIBLE status?? After all, even if unintentional, it IS still a mistake.

    83. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you skipped over everything else in my post.
      Yeah, skipped over things like "It wouldn't put anything on the sites themselves, it would just have its own database matching websites to labels or lack thereof." Oh, wait, that's from his post. Maybe you should have read it. I know he's not great at reading before replying, but please don't sink to his level.
      He's suggesting a standard way web site owners can mark their own content as "not for minors" so that it's easy for a parent to not let the browser on the kid's account display those sites. Remember, the database is not a database of sites -- it's a database of labels site owners can put on their own sites.
    84. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

      I still don't understand where "Christian==Republican" and "Non-religion==Democrat" came from....and where do other religions such as Muslim fit in? Can they only be Democrats? Or don't they actually belong to any political parties in the US?

      You do realize there are shades of gray and things don't fall into a black/white paradigm, right?

      You do realize that I was sarcastically decpicting in an exaggerated manner the narrow-minded attitudes of certain groups here in the U.S. for satirical and humorous purposes, and not expressing my personal opinion, right?

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    85. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by sbillard · · Score: 1

      I understand what you're saying and I agree that, unfortunatly, this smear campaign tactic often works.
      However, here in Massachusetts, Gov. Deval Patrick survived vicous attack ads by former Lt. Gov. Healey. She was running against Patrick and used Patrick's past history as a defense attourney to accuse him of defending rapists and murderers. Of cousre he did, it was his job. The way it was presented in her attack ads though, was disgusting and over the top (scary music, mug shots, etc). All the while candidate Patrick stood firm and didn't stoop to her level. Of course he was way ahead in the polls, so who knows what he would've done if he was behind.
      Regardless, I think Healey's campaign backfired and I hope this is a trend. I hope more poeple become suspicous of those candidates that resort to mudslinging smear campaigns. I want a candidate to tell me what he/she stands for. Not what the other guys stands for.
      Not holding my breath though.

    86. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, after reading your first post, I can positively conclude, with no medical tranning, that you are a nutter. You are nuttier than a jar of jiff's crunchy peanut butter. You are nuttier than squirrel shit. You need to lay off what ever it is you are laying into(probably some pills, like dumbassik or idiotab), and stop being paranoid about every damn thing that that breathes. As much as it may surprise you, not everyone is out to get you. If I were you, I might seek professional help, or lay off the idiot pills, either one would work. Remeber, if you are out to get them, they can't get you.

      P.S. - I'm gonna get you.

    87. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by toriver · · Score: 1

      Communist day-care-based societies would disagree: The State IS a good substitute for the randomness and individuality of selfish parental child-raising.

      These are also keen on filters that can protect children and other citizens from non-good opinions. I mean, porn.

      So. Which ideology won the Cold War again?

    88. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...I can positively conclude, with no medical tranning...

      Maybe you ought to get some medical training, so you can remove all doubt

      Sometimes you feel like a nut
      Sometimes you don't...

      So, are you one of those squirrels that play with their nuts, instaed of storing them for the winter?

      P.S. - I'm gonna get you.

      *i'm gonna get ya, i'm gonna get ya
      look out boy cause i'm gonna get ya

      i'm gonna make you love me
      ooh yes i will yes i will
      and i'm gonna make you love me
      ooh yes i will yes i will (you know i will)*

      Now see what you did? I'm going to have that damn song playing in my head all day. I hope you're happy! You rat :-)

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    89. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      In the specific case of TOR, I don't see how they can effectively ban the use of the technology.

      Easy, they make usage of TOR illegal. They already have packet sniffers on the internet backbone, so if they see TOR packets going to your IP, they get a warrant and arrest you. They take your computer, find TOR on it, you get convicted and go to jail for a long time.

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    90. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Surt · · Score: 1

      By the time I have hundreds of gigabits of bandwidth in my house, I expect my cpu to be well over 30ghz, with at least 16 cores, so no problem.
      There's also no reason to believe that most of that processing won't be at least 32bit, if not 64bit.
      And every cpu made in the last couple of years can deliver at least 3-wide execution.

      So there's another 100fold multiplier on the side of the cpu for you.

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    91. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by BVis · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, it's difficult to distinguish a TOR packet from any other encrypted packet, am I wrong?

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    92. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I think you are misreading. From your quote of him.

      'its own database matching websites to labels or lack thereof'

      The labels would be in the database, not on the site. There was nothing in his post that would make this a voluntary system for website maintainers.

      'Remember, the database is not a database of sites -- it's a database of labels site owners can put on their own sites.'

      No, its a database of sites with labels. For instance, you query www.persiankitty.com and the database would either return no match, or a content related match like 'violence' or 'pornography', etc. His idea is that implementation would be voluntary so I imagine he intended the labels to be a way for parents to fine grain what types of content they wanted to block and what types they did not.

      'He's suggesting a standard way web site owners can mark their own content as "not for minors" so that it's easy for a parent to not let the browser on the kid's account display those sites.'

      Although that's not what he's suggesting such a voluntary system already exists and is supported by major browsers. It simply isn't government run.

    93. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      If you can't support an accusation without any form of proof, I have no reason whatsoever to believe you.

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    94. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      IIRC TOR provides plausible deniability in that any given packet may have came from anyone on the TOR network. They can't prove you requested it, they can't prove you sent it. What they can prove is that you forwarded it on behalf of someone else.

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    95. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Mithrandir86 · · Score: 1

      The point of these exercises in censorship is not to actually accomplish legislation. The effort here is to gain publicity that the Senator does not have to pay for. It is highly doubtful that the Senators actually believe that they are being productive, though they would never admit as much. The perfect political project is one that is righteous yet uncontentious, and relies on the binary moral outlook of good and evil. An attempt to provide alternative perspectives or information, such as this case where proposed legislation is almost certainly unconstitutional, is not as beneficial as simply jumping on the bandwagon. The democratic function relies on this, as the voting process is binary: the politician either receives votes or he does not. Perhaps you remember the differences between Brutus' and Anthony's speeches to the mob gathered outside the forum? Brutus' speech spoke the people's minds, while Anthony's spoke the people's hearts. The mob chased Brutus and his co-conspirators out of the city. Politics have not changed. Politicians lose more than they gain by being rational.

    96. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Don't believe me then. Feel free to believe the stuff they make up on the TV. That would be your prerogative. My truth is naked and ugly. Doesn't make it less true. Of course you won't see it that way. It's all about presentation anyway. They have theirs all packaged real pretty and nicely displayed. You buy the magic beans at 20% interest over a 30 year period, and I'll have another beer, bought and paid for on the spot. I'm not going to get an ulcer over it.

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    97. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O.K. kids. Take it easy.... Just remember what the great Gene Burns said...

      "Free speech is an American parlor sport and intellectually based verbal combat is the essence of its exercise." --

    98. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      IIRC TOR provides plausible deniability in that any given packet may have came from anyone on the TOR network.
      And this is all very well and good... for as long as your government values the rule of law.

      However, if your government ever decides that TOR is an evil program that is only used to traffic in child pornography and to plan terrorist atrocities, it can just outlaw any use of the software, on the grounds that running a TOR node of any sort means you are either a paedophile, a terrorist, or someone who is helping them commit dreadful crimes by forwarding their encrypted traffic.

      You might want to start looking for a better government at that point, of course. :)
    99. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's both.

      All you have to do is listen to one of these guys speak about technology to know that most of them (Boucher is a welcome exception) have an embarrassing ignorance about which they speak. On top of that, 95% of what Congress does is simply for appearence's sake. If they really cared about anything, they'd stop passing thousands of ridiculous, unenforceable laws and actually consider the effects of what they are proposing.

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    100. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by Hucko · · Score: 1

      You've used the wrong decryption, I saw this. Not disgusting, but it could have been Natalie Portman

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    101. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that the cold war was "won" by a country, not an ideology. It's also more capitalism versus totalitarianism that was tested in the cold war, not Democracy versus Communism.

      Every time the state puts lights on train crossings and insists on a reasonable standard of education for citizens, it's deciding what's best for citizens and ignoring personal choice. Not all state intervention in people's lives is bad (the state will intervene on my choice to drive without a licence, and that's a *good* thing).

      As it happens, I agree that the kind of filtering proposed here is utterly stupid, but it doesn't follow that states shouldn't restrict what citizens can do.

    102. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      Java is not slow. 75-105% of c++ performance is not slow.

    103. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Keep livin' in denial.

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    104. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      What part of that do you consider "in denial"?

      I have actually developed in C,C++,Java (and others). Including high performance OpenGL code in all of those platforms. My OGL projects run within a few percentage of each other regardless of platform, and straight Java number crunching programs are more in the 85-95% of C++ range, in general.

      I don't mean to burst your bigotry, but I have years of experience of making code go fast, and I have actual code and actual numbers to make this claim on.

    105. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      The claim that you can make a Java program run with adequate performance does not change the fact that the vast majority of Java programs available do *not* run with adequate performance.

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    106. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      bad programmers make bad programs in any language

    107. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Yes. Absolutely. The point is, if you want good performance out of Java you have to be an expert.

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    108. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      No, you don't. You need to know a few basic things, which are pretty similar to what you'd need to do under C or C++. I think the bigger issue is that Java has a much lower barrier to entry than C++ does so you get more Java programs written my amateurish programmers than you would in C++. The complexity of C++, such that it is, acts as a barrier for selecting against poor programmers.

    109. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      I believe I wasn't the first AC...

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    110. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Catch with a .kids TLD is, sex education classes suitable for a sixteen year old are not suitable for a six year old or news for a young adult of almost 18 showing US soldiers sexually molesting, torturing and murdering innocent civilians also isn't suitable for a child of almost 8, and light horror recreational videos suitable for a fifteen year old would give a five year old nightmares.

      That is the biggest hole in the whole silly censor the internet debate, any children's access must be age specific and in terms of countries those age specific ranges need to be varied. So a TLD is insufficient. Also it has to be extended to cover IRC and social networks, which need to be specifically monitored, by trained adults.

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    111. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Dude, seriously, you're talking out of your ass. I'm a professional software developer. I cut code in Java, C, C++, a variety of scripting languages, along with asm and I've done some hardware design in my time. I know guys who optimize Java for a living. I've worked on research projects funded by Sun Labs trying to improve JVM performance to run code binary translated from SPARC and x86. Optimizing Java code for a specified platform is a black art. Optimizing Java code for an unspecified platform ("run anywhere") is an impossibility. Java has its strengths but performance isn't one of them.

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    112. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      I didn't claim that hyper-optimisation of Java was easy. I claimed that getting very near C++ speed was easy if you're a little knowledgeable. I also claimed that 75-105% of C++ was not slow.

      I specifically raised the context of OGL programming where the vast majority of your bottleneck is the hardware, not the code. This is a FACT. One doesn't need to hand write JVM byte code to perform well in this context, just not doing anything stupid is good enough.

    113. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Yep great. Writing OpenGL code is like the non-common thing in the world.. even for non-Java programmers, for which it is even more uncommon. For the actual common tasks where CPU and IO performance are important, ya know, every normal program, Java performance just blows. Note, that's both CPU and IO.

      For fuck sake, you can write OpenGL games in interpreted Basic and they're fast.

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    114. Re:Ok, the end of the Internet is here... by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      You're wrong, but feel free to believe whatever keeps your bigotry warm at night.

  2. What should be legislated... by Tuoqui · · Score: 5, Insightful

    is that any argument that invokes 'Think of the Children' automatically loses. We grew up in a dangerous world, so will they. Its up to the parents to monitor what they're doing not the state.

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    1. Re:What should be legislated... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
      is that any argument that invokes 'Think of the Children' automatically loses

      Much as I'd like to name such an argument after myself, I think Godwin's Law Part II will probably win the day. Any such argument would simply have to bear too much argument to Godwin's Law current.

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    2. Re:What should be legislated... by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We grew up in a dangerous world, so will they. Its up to the parents to monitor what they're doing not the state. "We" grew up in a dangerous internet enabled world.
      "They" (Senators/Congress/most parents) didn't.

      Parents used to know the locals in their neighborhood and that was enough to adequately monitor their children. Now the neighborhood is everyone on the internet.

      Some of their fears are legitimate, so don't dismiss them out of hand.
      "We" just need to make sure they don't do anything rash.
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    3. Re:What should be legislated... by jonwil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that all of the "think of the children" people are concerned more with stopping the kids accessing porn (never mind that those same people used to trade porn magazines behind the shed at school when they were that age) and less about tackling the REAL dangers like identity theft, privacy, fraud etc

    4. Re:What should be legislated... by Tuoqui · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is the world really that much more dangerous? OR are you just being fed the crap and lies of the media political machine that has for years been the means to control the populace through fear?

      The fact is any sort of child molester story ends up on front page news nation-wide. Just because some pedo in California abducts a 12 year old girl/boy does not mean that you in Florida are any more or less safe than you were the day before this was reported. The PERCEPTION is that you are less safe by hearing about someone that was in a potentially similar situation to yourself.

      Its just like 9/11... Sure it was a tragedy but are you any more or less safe the day after? Not really. Its the news coverage that gives you the PERCEPTION of being under attack and that big buildings = big targets for terrorists who hijack big planes. What are the odds of that happening again? Pretty slim most likely. The terrorists pulled a sneaky trick, after years of conditioning people to assume terrorists hijack planes to get people to release prisoners and shit, they took them and suicide attacked into some buildings. Now people are going to be conditioned to fight back when terrorists hijack planes because they do not want that to happen again.

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    5. Re:What should be legislated... by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When I was a kid in the 60's one of the first books I remember reading and being totally absorbed by was called A wrinkle in time. A few years ago I was dismayed to find out that it was #32 on a list of books most frequently banned by US schools.

      The thing I remeber most about the book is that it was an excellent and entertaining introduction to basic physics and geometry, apparently the thing that the "censors" disliked the most was the fact that witches were involved.

      Seems to me that this kind of censorship can only end in tears. I could see an exception being make is for explicit (pre-pubecent) kiddy-porn, snuff-films and the like, since the material itself is evidence of a vile crime. OTOH: Leaving that material up has proven to be an excellent way to track down highly organised child abuse (re: Denmark in the 90's).

      As a parent who kids are now adults, I agree that parents do/did have ligitimate concerns but somewhere in the back of my head is a voice that says Murdoch has more to do with this than your average parent. ("29,000 perverts deleted from MySpace" - today's coincidental headline).

      As for growing up in a "dangerous world", I can assure you that what was "normal" behaviour in the 60's towards kids would now land you in jail.

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    6. Re:What should be legislated... by Firehed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh big deal. If you can't teach your kid not to get in a stranger's car, you've failed at parenting. The threats haven't changed, just the rules. Learn them, and teach your kids accordingly.

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    7. Re:What should be legislated... by Eggplant62 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The real problem is the parents who would rather let their children surf happily on the 'Net as an electronic babysitter. They are only providing themselves with a bit of peace and quiet for a few short moments of their too-busy lives. They're too busy and/or too lazy to actually learn anything about computers and how to properly implement filtering systems; they expect their computers to be as safe as their refrigerator or microwave oven without realizing that the computer is so much more than either appliance.

      You can't set children loose in a world of adults and expect them to be safe, whether that world be electronic or meatspace. The same dangers exist on the 'Net as in the Real World. These parents who think they're doing their children favors by setting them loose on the Internet without any sort of supervision should be set up in stocks for all of us to jeer and throw tomatoes at. That might be very fitting punishment for another stupid, archaic law meant to babysit "The CHILLLL-dren," which is ass coverage for, "I'm TOO BUSY to be an ATTENTIVE PARENT." The bloody thing has an on/off switch, and power cords don't grow on trees. If you're that worried about Junior seeing too much of Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee, use one or hide the other.

      This is the same reason why I'm sitting here at 11 p.m., watching Ferris Bueller on VH1, a channel that I couldn't access without *paying for it*, and the bloody movie is censored to keep these same people from screaming too much about protecting "The CHILLL-dren." Fuck "The CHILLL-dren." You want them protected, they're your children, YOU PROTECT THEM. It's your job, stop pushing it off on the government and the rest of society.

    8. Re:What should be legislated... by rpillala · · Score: 1

      Parents don't. It's sad and also true.

      Part of it is sheer incompetence. I've seen plenty of that in my 10 years teaching public school. The other part is attitudes like yours where parents feel some need to not protect their kids from shit. Personally, I think they identify with their kids and live vicariously. I don't like the idea of universal content monitoring and hope nothing like it is ever implemented. Let's not fool ourselves into thinking that parents can be expected to step up if they aren't already.

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    9. Re:What should be legislated... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of Albert Fish? The world has always been dangerous.

    10. Re:What should be legislated... by C0y0t3 · · Score: 1

      "We" just need to make sure they don't do anything rash.


      Aren't these the same people who decided they needed warrant-less wiretapping of the entire US citizenry to somehow prevent planes from being piloted into buildings? Once this horde of lawyers puts pen to paper, "rash" is a given - if they filter the ENTIRE internet, what is left to be rash about?

      From the article

      The measures they are calling for include directing the Federal Communications Commission to identify industry practices "that can limit the transmission of child pornography" and requiring the Federal Trade Commission to form a working group to identify blocking and filtering technologies in use and "identify, what, if anything could be done to improve the process and better enable parents to proactively protect their children online."


      Frankly I see nothing that can come from this except MORE well intentioned destruction of civil liberties. There doesn't currently exist any technology to filter an image that contains an image of a 17 year old vs. one that is 18 years old and it is blissful dangerous ignorance to pretend there is.

    11. Re:What should be legislated... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Its up to the parents to monitor what they're doing not the state.

      Yeah well, most parents just as soon leave it up to the state, and they are voting accordingly.

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    12. Re:What should be legislated... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Is the world really that much more dangerous?

      No. Depending on the location and crime, the danger either peaked in the late 70's or the early 90's. Ever since then, we've been enjoying declining crime rates. The crime decline has been most positive in those urban areas traditionally seen as the most dangerous, such as San Diego and New York City.

      Look at the per X inhabitants rates.

      http://www.disastercenter.com/crime/uscrime.htm
      http://www.sandiego.gov/police/pdf/UCRrates50to200 6.pdf
      http://samoa.istat.it/Eventi/sicurezza/relazioni/L angan_rel.pdf

    13. Re:What should be legislated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pass a law changing the name of US currency to 'Children'. Problem solved.

    14. Re:What should be legislated... by rakslice · · Score: 1

      >Parents used to know the locals in their neighborhood and that was enough to adequately monitor their children.

      Or at least they thought so at the time.

      I think the real difference is that "the headlines" used to be too polite to address the problem

    15. Re:What should be legislated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that this is the same group of politicians who can't keep their own dicks in their pants. The ones chasing congressional pages through the halls of congress and calling half the hookers in the U.S. The same ones that then turn around and say OOHHHH, We must stop the deviants.

      Yeah, I want them telling me what I can and can't see on the internet.

    16. Re:What should be legislated... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      What really sucks is that people pretend that A Wrinkle in Time is full of witchcraft, but the witches weren't ever witches, and I remember the book making that quite plain. According to the Wikipedia article you mention, though, what really seems to tick people off is that, despite the fact that there are clear Christian undertones in L'Engle's books, hers is a "liberal" Christianity. When Jesus is mentioned, he is listed alongside some other great thinkers and spiritual leaders (including Euclid, Gandhi, and Buddha) and the Christian Right simply can't have that.

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    17. Re:What should be legislated... by EveLibertine · · Score: 1

      Here's a link to the list that I think you were referencing. It lists A Wrinkle In Time at 22.
      http://www.ala.org/ala/oif/bannedbooksweek/bbwlink s/100mostfrequently.htm

      Why I find this humorous is that when I was in 6th grade, some 15 years or so ago, my elementary school had a list of books that we were required to read and write book reports and be generally harassed until they were sure we understood the meaning of the content. Julie of the Wolves and A Wrinkle In Time were among the books that we were required to read, and also appear on the list that I linked to above, in positions 38 and 22 respectively. It's also worth noting that this was a Catholic elementary school that I attended, and I believe it was 1993 when I was in 6th grade. I say all this because I am trying to build a mental time line for when this would have been considered normal reading material to becoming listed on a frequently challenged reading material list dated 1990-2000. I don't know what happened, but something went terribly wrong somewhere along the way.

      Dismayed to find it and many other titles on that list would be an understatement. (Damned that foul mouthed and filthy minded Mark Twain)

    18. Re:What should be legislated... by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      As for growing up in a "dangerous world", I can assure you that what was "normal" behaviour in the 60's towards kids would now land you in jail. I fail to see the relation to your statement concerning the treatment of kids in the 60s and the fact that children are ALWAYS growing up in a dangerous world.

      I think hes simply saying that protecting your children is essential, but blindfolding them will leave them helpless: Completely unable to cope, adapt, or make informed decisions when the blinders come off.
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    19. Re:What should be legislated... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      ""We" just need to make sure they don't do anything rash."

      Are you high? Seriously.

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    20. Re:What should be legislated... by tm2b · · Score: 1

      Yeah! People who say "Think of the Children!" are like Hitler!

      Uh-oh. Did I just blow a fuse or something?

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    21. Re:What should be legislated... by pyrogator · · Score: 1

      And now look what tops the bestseller lists - Harry Potter.

    22. Re:What should be legislated... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Most good schools don't ban books at all, so it's probably more a function of place than of time.

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    23. Re:What should be legislated... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 2, Informative

      And now look what tops the bestseller lists - Harry Potter.

      ...which is number 7 on the list of most frequently banned books.

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    24. Re:What should be legislated... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the list and yes it is the one I was reffering to, (#32 was from memory). I grew up in Australia but I think our cultures are close enough that it would also show up on an Aussie list. The most notorious book from when I was a kid was Mao's "little red book", most of the kids at our school (including me) thought it must be about sex since we never saw a copy and adults told us it was "a disgusting book".

      "Damned that foul mouthed and filthy minded Mark Twain"

      That one spun me out too. I wonder how Shakespear's "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" escaped their notice?

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    25. Re:What should be legislated... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I was not trying to rebutt the OP, the "you" in my post is generic, I agree totally with your post.

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    26. Re:What should be legislated... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "but the witches weren't ever witches"

      Absolutely correct, charaters in the book assumed the 3 Mrs. W's were witches and the W's never bothered to correct them. The "lesson" being: it doesn't matter what ignorant strangers think of you. That "lesson" BTW is also good advise to kids who get "cyber-bullied".

      "What really sucks is that people pretend that A Wrinkle in Time is full of witchcraft"

      Actually I think most who think that have not read it and like the "random strangers" in the book simply assume they know what it's about, kinda like nobody RTFA on slashdot. But yes the zealots who started the "book burning" campaign must have been "pretending" in the same way as many political/religious talk show hosts still do.

      "hers is a "liberal" Christianity"

      That is a much more likely motivation for the original "pretenders", particularly when you consider the books vintage.

      Anyway I'm glad to see I am not alone in admiring the work, to this day it's still a fantastic kids book and I highly recommend it to any parent who wants to cultivate and inform their child's mind.

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    27. Re:What should be legislated... by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Parents used to know the locals in their neighborhood and that was enough to adequately monitor their children. Now the neighborhood is everyone on the internet.

      I know this may sound insanely simplistic, but you're talking about an electronic neighborhood, tethered to your children by a WAP or CatV cable. Unplug the fucking thing and act like a parent. And yes, it is really that simple. By the time your children become of age that you cannot control said tethered cable any longer, you shouldn't have to.

    28. Re:What should be legislated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't teach your kid not to get in a stranger's car, you've failed at parenting.

      You clearly don't have children. The reason children live with their parents for so long is that they are incredibly naive. Stupid, really. Yes, they absolutely would get in a car with a stranger, no matter how they were trained, if that stranger is a nice friendly "uncle" with a puppy, say. People have done those experiments, and the results are alarming.

      That's not to say I'm in favor of overlaying draconian controls on top of the internet, but don't make arguments based on completely specious notions, or you undermine your entire point of view.

    29. Re:What should be legislated... by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      I think that every parent should teach their kids how to act in a tactical manner. The beginning of this is how and when to fight and how to get from point A to point B in a safe manner. (dress the kid so they can move and have 911 on speed dial (a kid not old enough to have a cell should not be walking around alone))

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    30. Re:What should be legislated... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      As for growing up in a "dangerous world", I can assure you that what was "normal" behaviour in the 60's towards kids would now land you in jail.
      I was riding the train home from work on a Saturday afternoon, and the three-year-old kid in front of me was giggling and making faces at me. I made a face and winked at him to make him laugh. His mother saw, and took the kid into a different car. Two stops later, uniformed police corralled me to "have a chat" -- I guess she notified the conductor.

      I wasn't arrested or anything, but I had to provide my ID so they could run it.

      Now, unless my kids are with me, I treat all other kids as dangerous objects, since innocent interaction with them could land me in hot water -- or at the very least, inconvenience me.
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    31. Re:What should be legislated... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      We grew up (Rather I did [I'm 22]) without the internet I'd hate to have grown up where you did then. I'm 27, have had a computer for as long as I can remember (Commodore 64 when I was 4 or so, and even an Atari 2600 before that), and had Internet access (well, AOL, but my family didn't know any better) by the time I was a teenager.
    32. Re:What should be legislated... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      if that stranger is a nice friendly "uncle" with a puppy

      and especially if that stranger isn't a stranger, but actually is an uncle. a large percentage of this stuff is done by relations who are trusted by the parents/children.

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    33. Re:What should be legislated... by edmicman · · Score: 1

      See, the correct action that should have taken place was for that woman to have been kicked in the crotch. When did everyone become so suspicious of everyone else?

    34. Re:What should be legislated... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Oh please, what's the worst that could happen on the internet? The kid might see some tits? So what? I just don't think porn is harmful, even the disgusting stuff. Either they're too young, and they'll just go "EWWW!" or if they're old enough they'll enjoy it which is just fine IMO.

      The only real danger is meeting people from the internet in real life. So as long as you're supervising your kid in real life, there's no problem. Seriously, kids need privacy. They need to explore and develop and make mistakes and mature. How many geeks here could have developed their love of computers if their mom was sitting over their shoulders all the time?

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    35. Re:What should be legislated... by lordmage · · Score: 1

      I remember reading Huck Finn....

      out of my Church's Library.

      I also found a book about growing up that had nude pictures in my church's library. It was not Pornography but was designed to show how the body grows. It was a drawing but even at 11 I thought it was... interesting.

      It just goes to show you that books are subjective and the observer gets to determine what the artist meant in the end.

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    36. Re:What should be legislated... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid, I got a list of the top 100 banned books and basically made it my "required reading" list. I figured if the grownups didn't want me reading them, they MUST be full of cool things. Because everyone knows prohibition is ALWAYS effective.

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    37. Re:What should be legislated... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "When did everyone become so suspicious of everyone else?"

      About 5 minutes after birth. But those first 5 minutes were complete blissful joy...

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    38. Re:What should be legislated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They" (Senators/Congress/most parents) didn't."

      Bull! "They" just weren't aware and what they were aware of they didn't acknowledge. Just ask the kids abused by priests. Thanks to the internet and more modern attitudes, all of this is coming out. Unfortunately, generations of crap is coming all at once. And then being blown out of proportion by the self-serving media. This shit has always happened, with the more dense populations making harder to hide and stronger open views it's becoming more acknowledged instead of being ignored or buried. As a result, everyone is overreacting, get off your imaginative idealistic high horse, remember your own past and deal with the real problems and their causes. I say causes because most times we just give lip service to the problems and completely ignore the causes. Hence, its 10 years down the road and we're still getting nowhere. (drugs, abuse, school shootings, bad politicians)

      "They". I should say "we". I grew up in those times too and I saw much of what the younger set sees today. You just heard less about it and accepted it as "that's life".

      I still remember a woman announcer during the colimbine? shootings at hearing that kids were shooting other kids and laughing say "Why is this happening?". Like she doesn't remember what it was like when that 20/30 something woman was in high school.

    39. Re:What should be legislated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here, here, author, author. Nice to see someone else with intelligence and balls to tell the truth. Parents should be taking care as well as paying for their responsibilities instead of dumping it all on the rest of us. They should recognize any pandering to them and trolling for their vote as meaningless crap. I cringe when I see my property taxes (2/3 are school) and income tax exemptions/credits (subsidizing). Understand the rest of us (child free) people also make up this country. Take care of all your own responsibilities, you know the ones you chose(brats), and keep the rest of us out of it.

      My apologies if I'm too strong, but I'm sick of my wallet being held hostage, from every direction, every time a couple gets married.

    40. Re:What should be legislated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "here, here, author, author. Nice to see someone else with intelligence and balls to tell the truth. Parents should be taking care as well as paying for their responsibilities instead of dumping it all on the rest of us. They should recognize any pandering to them and trolling for their vote as meaningless crap. I cringe when I see my property taxes (2/3 are school) and income tax exemptions/credits (subsidizing). Understand the rest of us (child free) people also make up this country. Take care of all your own responsibilities, you know the ones you chose(brats), and keep the rest of us out of it.

      My apologies if I'm too strong, but I'm sick of my wallet being held hostage, from every direction, every time a couple gets married."

      Or has a kid!!

    41. Re:What should be legislated... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "out of my Church's Library."

      Just to be clear on the religion thing, I belive that in every group of like minded people there are zealots that do not represent the groups core beliefs but often manage to shout the majority down and hijack the groups agenda. My own "faith" tells me that the Universe "just is" and I think that people who insist on convincing others that there is/isn't a god have simply taken logic one step to far.

      "It just goes to show you that books are subjective and the observer gets to determine what the artist meant in the end."

      You are in good company, to paraphrase Plato: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

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    42. Re:What should be legislated... by lordmage · · Score: 1

      They say we choose our gods. They being some group of people. They say religion is major trouble. They being some group of people.

      There are 2 major religions that are "Evangelistic". One of them is dedicated to Baptising the world and the other is dedicated to making sure there are no infidels........ The media pays attention to the extreme.

      Me? I choose to follow Jesus who lived and died for me and then is living to assist me as I go. Its all about faith. If we do not have faith, what do we have? The world exists on faith. faith in science, faith in your body, faith in money.. Me I choose to have faith in the one thing that I do not have: perfection.

      If someone tells me I have to believe in the Virgin birth, I tell them no I do not. To be a Christian is to at its core, believe that Christ Died and was resurrected for me. All other ideals is shadows of that one issue. So when someone says I have to burn a book, I know that they are playing in the shadows of life instead of the glory of god.

      Have a Blessed day and I hope you don't play in the shadows.

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    43. Re:What should be legislated... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I genuinely appreciate your blessing and whilst I don't share your ideal, life is indeed all about faith.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    44. Re:What should be legislated... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Hi again, when I said I was genuine I meant it, so here goes. :)

      In the same vein as the link I provided I am going to assume we have the same basic things in common. I was raised a Christian in the 60' and my mum was a sunday school teacher so I figure we have the same basic "values" although we may differ on the details. Don't get me wrong, I'n ot trying to "score points", "take the piss", or set you up for an intellectual and/or moral debate, I just want to let you know what I belive your blessing "told me" today through my "faith" in the Universe that connects us all, ( god if you insist :).

      Today was a lovely sunny winter's day here in Oz, it's a Saturday and I went to visit a mate of mine I've known for 20yrs and had a cuppa with my daughter and her spouse. I was pulling out of my driveway and paused to put my sunglasses on and my mind "displayed" this...

      "Have a Blessed day and I hope you don't play in the shadows."

      Mabye my mind just connected the "sunshine-blessed day" link or the "sunglasses-shadow" theme, I don't know. I voted for the sunshine and drove off. Later when leaving my friends house, I again reached for my sunglasses and my mind "displayed" this...

      "One of them is dedicated to Baptising the world and the other is dedicated to making sure there are no infidels...

      A split second of hostility ran through me (often a remark like that would get a hostile and/or sarcastic reply from me),...why did I "turn the other cheek" like that, in fact I barely noticed it when replying? - just because he blessed me, WTF? I was interuppted by my mind "displaying"....

      "don't play in the shadows"

      As Homer Simpson would say "I hear that" and voted for the sunshine again.

      When I got home I sat down to a meal in front of the TV and watched SBS world news, kinda like our version of BBC international. Main story is today's bloodshed at Pakistan's Red Mosque, the video was horrific (yet in reality everyday), twisted and chared chunks of cars littered the street, blood splattered walls..."red blood-red mosque" momentarly linked in my mind and then it "displayed" this...

      "Me I choose to have faith in the one thing that I do not have: perfection."

      "Pffft perfection" - I said to myself - "these pricks are after perfection too, hijacking faith to justify the conversion of humans into mince meat and blood for the stray dogs to lick up when night falls...", then my mind "jumped" to what I belive your blessing is bringing back to you...

      I recalled a documentry about the poorest of the poor living in the "****stan" countries. They are the women and children in bonded labour making hand knotted Persian/Afghan rugs, a life of squalor and misery, yet these people still managed express joy when not slaving their life away for food & board. Part of a timeless tradition in making these kind of rugs is that every rug ever made has a tiny but deliberate error in the tying of the intricate knots. That's a long winded way of saying, the link that my mind "displayed" when it jumped, and the reason for the errors in the rugs was: "only god is perfect".

      The reason I decided to write and tell you what God / The Universe / Insanity "told me" today - I belive to have remained silent would have been "playing in the dark".

      I hope your blessing of sunshine is returned tenfold someday,

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  3. Say what now? by Verteiron · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From TFA:
    "While filtering and monitoring technologies help parents to screen out offensive content and to monitor their child's online activities, the use of these technologies is far from universal and may not be fool-proof in keeping kids away from adult material," Sen. Inouye said. "In that context, we must evaluate our current efforts to combat child pornography and consider what further measures may be needed to stop the spread of such illegal material over high-speed broadband connections."

    How does he jump from kids seeing pr0n to pr0n of kids? Is this a special type of logic you learn when you get into politics?

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    1. Re:Say what now? by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Yes it requires a special type of logic, much like the logic required to comprehend a black hole.

      Sen. Stevens said. "The headlines continue to tell us of children who are victimized online. While the issues are difficult, I believe Congress has an important role to play to ensure that the protections available in other parts of our society find their way to the Internet."

      I'm just curious which kids are victimized online? Last I thought it was going to meet people in the real world is what got kids victimized typically. Mr. Stevens needs to do more research and go back to persecuting people who play Dungeons and Dragons and Grand Theft Auto.

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    2. Re:Say what now? by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1

      Politics passed a law long ago that they didn't need logic.

    3. Re:Say what now? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      It's one of those laws that applies to everyone except Congress.

    4. Re:Say what now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How does he jump from kids seeing pr0n to pr0n of kids? Is this a special type of logic you learn when you get into politics?


      Shhh! You're not supposed to question logic of your leaders. We should welcome warmly this Cute Little Puppies Act. They're not trying to brainwash us. There's no way this would be used against citizens. It's to save our children from raper terrorists. Do you want terrorists to rape your children? Either you're with us, or you're one of them. Do you want to be a raper pedophile cannibal terrorist or do you like cute little furry puppies?

    5. Re:Say what now? by greg_barton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is this a special type of logic you learn when you get into politics?

      Yep. It's called juxtaposition. See "Al Qaeda in Iraq"
    6. Re:Say what now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I WAS considering raping a puppy...

    7. Re:Say what now? by wytcld · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How does he jump from kids seeing pr0n to pr0n of kids?

      He doesn't understand that the computer's not watching him. So then if "kids are being exploited online" ... and as an occasional porn surfer I can testify that the kiddie porn is nowhere some curious kid is at all likely to find it, or adult is at all likely to stumble on by mistake - which is to say I've no idea where it is because obviously those who trade it are well aware they need to hide and keep their groups small. But I digress. In the senator's mind the computer must be directly exploiting kids by luring them to sites where dirty old men instruct the kid to disrobe in front of the computer, while they beam the kids performance out to all their dirty old friends. Or something.

      In other words the senator has no friggin idea what being online is actually like. The worst that happens is some 13 year olds find a few videos of adults at orgies. I've overheard the neighbor kids talking about that as they walk down the street. It's a curiousity, but obviously doesn't mean a lot to them. It wouldn't bother me if that stuff was blocked from such kids, but it doesn't bother me that it's not. It was just in the news that porn site revenues have taken a steep drop in the last year. It seems that our culture's been so saturated with the stuff that people just aren't motivated to buy it like they used to. Maybe the senators figure if they can create a more restrictive environment again, it'll revive the porn industry.

      After all, that's worked well with recreational drugs.

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      "with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton
    8. Re:Say what now? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      How does he jump from kids seeing pr0n to pr0n of kids? Is this a special type of logic you learn when you get into politics?

      Yes, one of the little known facts of the US government that if you become a senator or represenative and your IQ is above 80 you must repeatedly bash yourself in the head until such time as your IQ lowers to 80 points or lower.

      If you get to a 60IQ you get to be speaker of the house.

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    9. Re:Say what now? by Curtman · · Score: 1

      I can testify that the kiddie porn is nowhere some curious kid is at all likely to find it, or adult is at all likely to stumble on by mistake - which is to say I've no idea where it is because obviously those who trade it are well aware they need to hide and keep their groups small.


      Don't spend much time with Usenet do you? It's not hidden at all. It's cross-posted to groups that aren't porn. It's certainly not any reason to set up the great firewall of America though.
    10. Re:Say what now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How does he jump from kids seeing pr0n to pr0n of kids?

      Maybe because he is a child molester.

      If congress was serious about internet pr0n, they would require all pr0n sites to use an "XXX" TDL.

      Likewise, if they were serious about combating phishing, they would require all FDIC insured institutions to use a TDL of ".BANK".

      The fact is they don't care about either issue, but merely in giving the appearance of caring about the issue.

    11. Re:Say what now? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      How does he jump from kids seeing pr0n to pr0n of kids? Is this a special type of logic you learn when you get into politics? How can you not feel the essential truthiness of this appeal? Obviously, child plus porn equals child porn! Why can't you think of the children?!
      --
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    12. Re:Say what now? by donatzsky · · Score: 1

      And how many kids spend their time on Usenet?
      My guess is that it's not really that many. Which of course just serves to support your point that The Great Firewall of USA is a stupid idea.

    13. Re:Say what now? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      No, I don't spend much time on UseNet, but the "worst" stuff I accidentally came across were pics of nekkid kids that probably were on a vacation in some nude camp somewhere. Sure, it shouldn't be online, I'm not saying that.

      I haven't used Usenet since 1994. Is there still a reason to use it, except getting kiddie porn? ;-)

    14. Re:Say what now? by domatic · · Score: 1

      It is an article of faith among most fundamentalist Christians that any pornography leads to kiddy-fiddling. Fundamentalists basically have a "gateway drug" mentality on the subject and the Senator is pandering to it. Fundamentalists also tend not to distinguish among types of pornography. They make no distinction between material depicting consenting adults and kiddie porn. To them, it is all of a piece and should all be banned. At least, this has been true of the fundamentalists I've talked too.

    15. Re:Say what now? by CautionaryX · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! I'm a recovering fundamentalist and he's absolutely right!!!

      Truth be told, I think that parents should have the responsiblity of taking care of their own kids. What needs to be done is educating kids to not give out their personal infromation online on myspace, facebook, etc. It's a shame that some parents these days depend on the government to keep their kid safe. I mean, why stop at Internet filtering when you can just take the children away from their parents and put them in a 'safe, secure environment' which the government would use to "protect the children" from Mike Hunt down the street.

    16. Re:Say what now? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      There is some truth to what you say, and there's another aspect of it: many fundies seem to believe that homosexuals are all child molesters (as well as the reverse - that pretty much all pedophiles are homosexuals) too. It's a strange world.

      What's worse is their ignorant "one day" comments. I've got a lot of relatives who are funamentalist (I grew up in the middle of nowhere). Every time I start railing against filtering or censorship they'll say something like "one day when you have kids you'll say different". Friggin morons.

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      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    17. Re:Say what now? by Curtman · · Score: 1

      Is there still a reason to use it, except getting kiddie porn?

      Movies and TV. The speed of bittorrent, with the convenience of Edonkey. It's wonderful.
    18. Re:Say what now? by Angelyne · · Score: 1

      #Bookz. Best place to download a specific book you are looking for. Channel ops stay one hop ahead of the spammers and keep spam to a minimum.

  4. 1984 much? by jshriverWVU · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Orwell must be looking down and shaking his head.

    1. Re:1984 much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Orwell must be looking down and shaking his head. More like spinning in his grave. If you wrapped copper wire around his corpse and put a magnet on his coffin it would probably yield enough kilowatts to light up your entire neighborhood.
    2. Re:1984 much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      More like spinning in his grave. If you wrapped copper wire around his corpse and put a magnet on his coffin it would probably yield enough kilowatts to light up your entire neighborhood. Doing the same to Thomas Jefferson could power the entire country.
    3. Re:1984 much? by simcop2387 · · Score: 2, Informative

      better to strap the magnets to him, makes it easier to wire up, since then you can just wind around the coffin

    4. Re:1984 much? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Finally a solution to the world's energy problems.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    5. Re:1984 much? by Miseph · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly, just attach one end of the wire and let him do the spinning, you'll have a copper burrito in no time.

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      Try not to take me more seriously than I take myself.
    6. Re:1984 much? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      ONLY on Slashdot does a comment about how to more effectively harness energy from someone spinning in their grave get modded up as Informative.

    7. Re:1984 much? by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      ONLY on Slashdot does a comment about how to more effectively harness energy from someone spinning in their grave get modded up as Informative.

      Well... isn't it?

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      After 3 days without programming, life becomes meaningless
      - The Tao of Programming
  5. Children and terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Children and terrorists
    What a nice blessing for any power hungry totalitarian government

  6. My Announcement: by JimXugle · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would like to make a bipartisan call for the universal firing of every congress critter who supports this idea in order to protect us from stupidity. Congressmen are not invited to comment on this request.

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    -jX

    Don't you just love politics? It's like a comedy of errors.
    1. Re:My Announcement: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My question is, why is a "Community Based Reporting" site the only one on the web that has any mention of this farce? Either there is a giant conspiracy to conceal any trace of this until this doomsday-hastening legislation gets past, or Slashdot has been trolled.

    2. Re:My Announcement: by frdmfghtr · · Score: 4, Funny

      We already do that periodically. They are called "elections."

      --
      Government's idea of a balanced budget: take money from the right pocket to balance...oh who am I kidding?
    3. Re:My Announcement: by Gregb05 · · Score: 1

      Third option: Everywhere else knows it's political grandstanding and ignores it, since it has no chance of passing when it hits the floor.

      Oh, shit...
      /., YHBT. HAND

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    4. Re:My Announcement: by iphayd · · Score: 1

      If only we could fire them in a way they could not reapply.

    5. Re:My Announcement: by laejoh · · Score: 0

      What'd you expect from people who mod 'funny' instead of 'insightful'?

    6. Re:My Announcement: by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I would like to make a bipartisan call for the universal firing of every congress critter

      forget the rest of that sentence and it becomes an even better idea.

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  7. Ironic Tubes by Digitus1337 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyone else notice that this is being headed by Senator Ted Stevens? Why is anyone listening to him about this kind of a thing?

    1. Re:Ironic Tubes by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is anyone listening to him about this kind of a thing?

      Hopefully nobody. But Ted has to keep talking. He's got some interesting things going on right now and it's best for him to keep the topic on children.

      It would be so much nicer if corrupt oil companies were to do a better job of wiring up unethical politicians' houses for Internet when doing them construction favors. We could have been spared all that tube talk. At least put in a kiddie filter for the guy, he's old.

    2. Re:Ironic Tubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's to keep kids from seeing porn on the net....

      And "The Internet is for porn"...

      So would it be "A series of boob tubes?"

      I wonder why congress hasn't tried to come up with a retarded acronym like the "PATRIOT Act" yet. I propose "Preventing Ludicrous Unsolicited Malicious Reconnaissance", or the "PLUMR Act". That makes it hip and now, even if it doesn't make sense. the Liquid PLUMR act will clear the tubes forever for our children.

    3. Re:Ironic Tubes by e9th · · Score: 2, Informative

      The committee is headed by Inouye, D-HI. Stevens is the vice-chair.

  8. COPA Part Deux? by RancidPickle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They tried this, and COPA was gutted after the civil liberties folks got back in the loop. I wish Ted 'Series of Tubes' Stevens and Senator 5-0 would stop trying to govern parenting. Heck, isn't Stevens up against the wall for some illicit activities in Alaska? Looks like he can't even protect himself from himself, let alone watching out for other people's kids.

    Let parents deal with kids. If the parents can't do it, there are local resources that can help. Legislating to the family unit won't work. There are more important national things begging for attention, like getting a bridge built to a barely inhabited island in AK.

    --
    "First things first, but not necessarily in that order."
    - Doctor Who
    1. Re:COPA Part Deux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This once again shows that Ted 'teh Tubes' Stevens simply does not understand the technology of the Internet.

      For every content blocking filter you put up, I can simply encapsulate my content and go right through. Or will SSL/TLS, IPSec, SSH tunneling, PPTP, PPPoIP, L2TP, and a myriad of other available methods of encapsulation suddenly be outlawed?

      Then comes the question of seeding the content filters themselves. How will it be done?

      IP filters are a horrible method, since many websites utilize virtual hosting. The elimination of thousands of virtual hosts just to block a single bad host will simply anger too many people. Worse case scenario is that people stop using virtual hosting, causing an even greater need to the few remaining IP addresses available.

      Image fingerprinting is also worthless. Simply take a lossless format such as BMP, IFF, GIF, PNG or TIFF and move the bitplanes around. Looks like garbage to a filter, but a simple restore will render a hidden kiddie porn surprise inside.

      Heck, bittorrent the stuff. You can't filter what you can't see since the kiddie porn is simply bits of bits coming from all directions when you pull from the torrents.

    2. Re:COPA Part Deux? by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 0, Troll

      The court's been packed with more fascists since then. I wouldn't rely on the Supreme Court "Justices" that gutted the Fourth Amendment (your papers, please) to uphold the First.

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    3. Re:COPA Part Deux? by CastrTroy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      In case anybody is wondering, it seems like he's talking about this bridge. And I thought us Canadians were crazy with our bridge building.

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      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    4. Re:COPA Part Deux? by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      but a simple restore will render a hidden kiddie porn surprise inside

      Now that's one dish I could do without.

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      "Anyone who [rips a CD] is probably engaging in copyright infringement." - David O. Carson
    5. Re:COPA Part Deux? by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      I'm proud to be modded down by neocon sympathizers. Did I mention I have more karma than Shiva? I can't be censored.

      --
      I too have felt the cold finger of injustice.
    6. Re:COPA Part Deux? by kuviaq · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      There are more important national things begging for attention, like getting a bridge built to a barely inhabited island in AK. Just a note on this, as I've seen this comment made a couple of times. The bridge that he wants to build crosses the Knik Arm of Cook Inlet (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q= anchorage&ie=UTF8&ll=61.22333,-149.916&spn=0.06743 2,0.32135&z=12&om=1). It isn't an island on the other side. You are correct that there isn't a whole lot over there at the moment, mostly because it takes 2 hours to drive around to Anchorage. The big push for this bridge is because Anchorage is running out of developable space, and that bridge would open up a huge new area with quick access to downtown. That's not saying I agree with the project, just getting the facts out there.

    7. Re:COPA Part Deux? by screeble · · Score: 1

      This is more like Communications Decency, Act III, (sic) as COPA was in fact part deux.

      any comment, request, suggestion, proposal, image, or other communication that, in context, depicts or describes, in terms patently offensive as measured by contemporary community standards, sexual or excretory activities or organs, regardless of whether the user of such service placed the call or initiated the communication.

      The content was originally introduced as the Internet Freedom and Family Empowerment Act but the CDA ended up being Title V of Telecommunications Act of 1996.

      The sneaky bastards on the hill ALWAYS hide parts of censorship legislation in other acts and bills.

      The CDA violated first amendment rights and was so poorly written that it made Michaelangelo's David fit the definitions of porn.... CDA was gutted.

      COPA violated the first and fifth amendment... COPA was gutted.

      Every few years the politicians pass an act into law that reads very similarly to the COPA or the CDA and the civil liberties chainsaws have to be started up again.

      The laws are always blanketed in a "think of the kittens" approach but it's just about control of what you can see, read and think as far as I am concerned.

      This act is no different.

      Oddly enough the Internet Freedom and Family Empowerment Act that enhances civil liberties by limiting provider liability for content is still enforced.

      So, what this all boils down to is that as a provider it's ok for me NOT to censor the internet as long as I DO censor the internet. Fantastic.

      Gentlemen, start your chainsaws.

  9. What a Crock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are they trying to do? Emulate China?

    Do these idiot senators even consider the implications of such a precedent when they propose it? (Well, not like the proposal has a chance to survive, anyway...)

    1. Re:What a Crock... by wiredlogic · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are they trying to do? Emulate China?

      Part of the "No Filter Left Behind" policy.

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    2. Re:What a Crock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > What are they trying to do? Emulate China?

      What the fuck do you think Cisco was doing in China? And Yahoo? And Google? You think those companies (and many others) built the Great Firewall of China for the sake of Chinese tax revenues?

      This is Slashdot. We're supposed to be IT literate, and here you are, acting like a "beta test" is some brand new invention or something.

      WTF, dude. What. The. Fuck.

    3. Re:What a Crock... by xophos · · Score: 1

      That is not the least bit funny.

  10. I'm not a father by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But I'd rather my kids see a boob and suffice a natural desire, than hrm I dont know drugs, gang banging, drinking, smoking, HAVING sex, skipping school, watching the news and seeking people blown up/burned, and the rest of the horrible things out in the REAL world. Life sucks, putting up an internet filter sounds a lot like another country who's authority we question (china). The net is meant to be an open flow of information.

    1. Re:I'm not a father by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh.. I was thinking you'd say "But I'd rather my kids see a boob, than hrm I don't know have ther media and mediums be censored by those who will undoubtably take advantage of any such law"

    2. Re:I'm not a father by mbeans · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am a father, and I'd rather see my kid go out, get drunk, get laid, and even *gasp* experiment with drugs than sit around in his room alone in the dark, jerking off and downloading pr0n all day.

      Don't get me wrong, this internet filter thing is stupid, but your priorities need some adjusting.

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      "It was a billion times better than cobol, but still really retarded." -AC
    3. Re:I'm not a father by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please post some pix of your daughters.

    4. Re:I'm not a father by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      In my day, before the wide awareness of the net and the existence of http kids that wanted to jack off in the dark in their bedroom could just go dumpster diving. The neighbor kid had a whole duffel back of wares acquired in just this manner.

      All that has happened is that the net has made it harder for the fundies to kid themselves and isolate themselves from the rest of us.

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    5. Re:I'm not a father by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, so your kid ends up a meth head with AIDS sucking dicks in some alley or robbing people just to get their next fix.

      You don't deserve to have children nor your own worthless life.

    6. Re:I'm not a father by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just upset because you're still a virgin.

    7. Re:I'm not a father by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      In my day, before the wide awareness of the net and the existence of http kids that wanted to jack off in the dark in their bedroom could just go dumpster diving. The neighbor kid had a whole duffel back of wares acquired in just this manner.

      Heck, I didn't even have go dumpster diving, my mom gave me playboy and penthouse to look at.

      Falcon
    8. Re:I'm not a father by tftp · · Score: 4, Insightful
      YMMV or "it all depends", as they used to say in ancient Egypt. Physical activities come with a serious chance of lasting physical harm, whereas a virtual entertainment is as safe as it gets. Teens are driven by hormones and not by knowledge. A kid may get involved in something that police later calls a rape, what do you do then? (regardless of the gender of the kid in question.)

      It is definitely up to you to prefer one way or another for your children, but in my unqualified opinion there is nothing wrong with satisfying the temporary chemically induced desire with mere patterns of pixels. Even the most burning need can not withstand viewing of 10,000 pr0n photos that are easily available on Usenet or elsewhere. After the pressure dissipates the kid would be able to actually think before making a commitment. Hormones are a poor substitute for a well considered decision.

      It is, of course, possible to argue that one-sided attraction to computers (or their screens) is unhealthy. It may be so. But anything one-sided is unhealthy, and a parent should ensure that dangerous activities are done in VR and reasonably safe activities are done in real life, and not the other way around.

    9. Re:I'm not a father by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      That was too obvious. Try again next time, coward.

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    10. Re:I'm not a father by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I got mine from my friend's older brother.

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    11. Re:I'm not a father by toriver · · Score: 1

      And the difference to your kinds wanking off to internet porn and you wanking off to the latest paper-and-ink Playboy magazine is WHAT exactly?

  11. Yes, we MUST catch up with China!!! by intrico · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Freedom is a THREAT to national security! //end sarcasm

    1. Re:Yes, we MUST catch up with China!!! by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      Greater freedom causes problems. Gun violence, drunk driving, and all manner of things. But there are trade-offs we make. For instance, I go through airport screening. So no absolute freedom but a completely safe society wouldn't be worth living in either.

      Similar to the opposing concerns of usability and computer security.

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    2. Re:Yes, we MUST catch up with China!!! by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile China is going the other way as quickly as it can. You can't have a totalitarian state without centralised control, and that is what is disappearing in China now. You will still be executed if you do something that annoys the government enough, but it is no longer the China that Nixon initially wanted to nuke.

  12. I for one... by bubbaD · · Score: 1

    Welcome our internet monitoring overlords!!!

  13. Here's what it's all about. by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    All sound and fury, signifying nothing.

    Someone should really explain the concept of "unworkable" to these clowns. Short of shutting down the entire Internet...no, wait! They couldn't possibly be...???

    And they're calling it The Fairness Doctrine???

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    1. Re:Here's what it's all about. by obi · · Score: 1

      Hey, if Saudi Arabia and China can implement "Great Firewalls", I'm sure the US can too, don't you agree?

    2. Re:Here's what it's all about. by Urd.Yggdrasil · · Score: 1

      This is congress were talking about, a bill being completely impossible to enforce has no baring at all on whether or not it passes. Even China is starting to admit that their great firewall isn't working.

    3. Re:Here's what it's all about. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      This is just a follow up to the McCain-Feingold Incumbent Protection Act. Once they get the filters in place, for some strange reason, any site which criticizes an incumbent will somehow be blocked by these filters. Of course, the porn will still get through, just like the big money interests still get to the politicians. It is only the little guy that McCain-Feingold got out of the campaigns.

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    4. Re:Here's what it's all about. by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      And they're calling it The Fairness Doctrine??? No they aren't.
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  14. Won't somebody think of the parents? by lilomar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "While filtering and monitoring technologies help parents to screen out offensive content and to monitor their child's online activities, the use of these technologies is far from universal and may not be fool-proof in keeping kids away from adult material," Sen. Inouye said. Or, to rephrase that:
    "There are ways for parents to keep their kids from the stuff we want to censor out, but we don't trust them to do it. Also, those darn kids are to sneaky for their parents to stop."

    Whatever happened to letting the parents do their job and parent?
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    1. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by BukeofHazzard · · Score: 1

      It is the duty of every parent to dillegently and continuously teach their children to make good decisions, not take away the potential to make mistakes. If, after all that they've taught their children, both in word and by example, their children still make unwise decisions, they didn't teach them as well as they thought, the children are excersizing their agency, or the children are defective. I propose a counter bill to litigate sharply against poor breeding.

    2. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by morari · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whatever happened to letting the parents do their job and parent? Most parents don't want that job nowadays. They know that television makes a much better parent than they ever could, so they can go out and be career-oriented instead of nurturing! Or the other side of the coin are the crack whores that pop one out after another simply to get more money from the government to further fuel their addiction. Clearly women's liberation is to blame for most of it...
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    3. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by mosch · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to letting the parents do their job and parent?

      This isn't about parenting.

      It's about politicians who know they can get votes by appearing to be "pro-family", while simultaneously getting money from a whole bunch of lobbyists and gaining all sorts of power over everyone.

      This has nothing at all to do with parenting or children.

    4. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      It's hard for parents to stop kids from viewing offensive content. I remember hearing on the radio that children as young as ten years old are learning how to bypass filtering. Particularly in (previous versions of) Windows, where every user is a root user, it's very difficult to stop the kids from using these root privileges to undo all the work you put in.

      Perhaps we need ISPs willing to filter the web on their end for certain customers who request it?

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    5. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      Or what about the end of the days when you could feed 3 people one the wages of one? Economic realities have a lot more to do with parents letting the boob tube educate their kids then their choice does.

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    6. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      It's hard for parents to stop kids from viewing offensive content. I remember hearing on the radio that children as young as ten years old are learning how to bypass filtering. Particularly in (previous versions of) Windows, where every user is a root user, it's very difficult to stop the kids from using these root privileges to undo all the work you put in.

      It's only hard for those parents who don't parent. They need to watch their children and stop crying to have to government do their job. If they didn't want to be parents they never should have had them.

      it's very difficult to stop the kids from using these root privileges to undo all the work you put in.

      If a parent can't be there to watch their kids then they need to prevent then from havig access to the computer. Turn it off, have it plugged into an outlet with a switch and turn the switch off, remove the powercord and put it under lock and key. If the kids are that bad, then maybe you need to take parenting classes, sure there's an occasional bad apple but most problems with kids is because parents aren't doing their job.

      Falcon
    7. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      many pc cases still come with a lock. if you have an underage child, lock the pc when you are not home. Quite frankly there is no reason at all children need to be on the net - period. Is there something which needs to be taught at a high school or lower level which was discovered since.. oh .. 1990.. which is so critical that is not in a book? Funny how we keep trying to find new ways to 'protect the children' and they fail just like we keep trying to find 'new and improved' teaching methods to help johnny get good grades..and still scores decline. How about a) parents parent and b) go back to the ancient methods of teaching which some how taught kids how to read, write, do math and put a man on the moon.

    8. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      It's hard for parents to stop kids from viewing offensive content. No. NO. It's hard for software to stop kids from viewing offensive content. Parents who are actually present in their kids' lives have no problem making sure that their kids aren't accessing excessive 'offensive content'. Note the use of the word 'excessive' - it's not possible for a parent to control what their kid sees and hears for 100% of the time, especially once the kid is in their mid to late teens. Nor should it be possible - hell, I got my first low-quality tame-by-today's-standards porn jpgs on a 3.5" floppy disk when I was about 13. I'd leafed through my friend's dad's Cosmo collection even before that. Didn't scar me excessively - hell, I was a curious early-teen and it answered a few questions... :P While it's probably not good for a kid to focus too much on such things, it's definitely not harmful for them to have some exposure. Remember, folks, you first saw a breast when you were only a few minutes old. They won't hurt you, hell they evolved specifically not to!
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    9. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by karmatic · · Score: 1

      My parents used to take the keyboard when they left, and didn't have the PPP password remembered.

      I ended up writing a fake password dialog that logged it to a file, and ended up spending a lot of time chatting on IRC using Character Map.

      This was when I was in 6th grade (I believe we used netcom), so it was approximately 11 years ago. They eventually got better security software.

      Over the years, I did some consulting over the internet, took public transportation to Incredible Universe/Frys Electronics, and amassed enough parts to build my own PC - I had the motherboard, power supply, etc. hidden inside a drawer. The power supply was dismantled to make it small enough to hide under the desk, and I spliced some more wire into the drawer could open normally. I'd move the monitor to my room when they weren't home. Buying a laptop wasn't an option, and my parents intercepted the mail.

      In retrospect, it would have been easier to just swap out the hard disk, and replace the case screws with thumbscrews. Heck, I could have probably just left the second HDD in, gotten a keyboard, and swapped the IDE cable.

      Given the software available today on the internet, it's unlikely your "typical" parent could ever do too much to control their kid directly. Even if the child isn't the most internet savvy, he probably has a friend or schoolmate who is. Treat them with respect, help them make correct decisions, and don't give them a reason to rebel against you. After all, if you are willing to work that hard to keep them from doing something, it must really be worth doing.

    10. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have a lingering feeling that I've been trolled one of the subtlest trolls I've ever seen. Hello, "Velvet Flamebait".

      I remember hearing on the radio that children as young as ten years old are learning how to bypass filtering.

      I find that to be somewhat encouraging, actually. Children as young as ten already know more about the Internet than Ted Stevens ever will! So maybe, in another 10 years or so, he'll lose his job and the world will be a better place.

      Perhaps we need ISPs willing to filter the web on their end for certain customers who request it?

      Mine is, actually, but that's not a solution. What that does is it means your kids will go to their friends' house, where you can't monitor them yourself. Or they'll get a DS or a PSP ("Playstation Pornable" was the sensationalist headline), even a laptop (for the schools that give them laptops), and hop on the neighbor's open wireless access point.

      Really, as a parent, you have three choices when it comes to "bad" influences:

      • Isolate. This is what you're trying to do. At one point, it worked -- you could move to Suburbia, where there's all kinds of friendly neighbors, and you could hide Playboy in the sock drawer, where the kids would never find it (or so you thought). You really could create a little bubble of security for them to grow up in, never mind that they'd be less equipped to deal with the real world.
      • Inoculate. Teach them your values. Actually teach them right from wrong. How you do this depends on your parenting style, but the idea is that even if they are exposed to material you don't approve of, they will know the correct response. In other words, a good kid might find that Playboy of yours, know he wasn't supposed to read it, and actually not open it.
      • Ignore. Don't sweat the small stuff. Maybe your kid finds that Playboy and reads it. Fine, it'll make the whole "birds and bees" talk easier. You don't have to like it, but it won't kill them, and this way, they will take you seriously when you tell them to stay the fuck away from child porn, snuff, drugs, etc.

      There's a lot more to parenting than that, of course. But you do need all three of those things.

      It's a lot harder to raise a kid in the inner city than it is in the suburbs, so you do want to at least do some geographical isolation. That way, even if they know about hookers from GTA, there aren't any around, unless you're really looking.

      More importantly: If they're really looking, they will find gangs, drugs, and sex. (Sex, drugs, and rock & roll.) Same with the Internet. If you are trying to fight a battle to keep them isolated, you will lose. The only sure way to prevent them from being corrupted by all the evil out there (or whatever you think will happen) is to make them incorruptible, and that is what I mean by "inoculate".

      And even more importantly: Give it up. I don't care how diehard of a Christian you are, I don't believe in a God who will send them to Hell just for looking at a naked body, or the act of love. (Well, sex, really, most porn isn't about love...) You also have to figure there is a fair chance that they will not become Christian -- or Muslim, or whatever your faith is, but that's really the point. And the list goes on...

      It's up to you where to draw the line, but I think if your child grows up to be happy, considerate, honest, productive, and successful -- maybe I forgot a few, but it's pretty simple -- in other words, if your child grows up to be a good person, you've done your job. For example: they may play violent videogames that you don't approve of -- but never even come close to hurting someone in reality. I call that a win.

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    11. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ``Whatever happened to letting the parents do their job and parent?''

      Well, look at it this way. If there was something that needed doing, something difficult, something you didn't know exactly how to deal with...would you rather do it yourself or have someone take care of it for you? I think most people would prefer the latter. Especially if the problem is taken care of by the government, to which you pay taxes anyway. I think that's what's happening here.

      As a parent, of course you are concerned about the safety of your children. Of course, you want to prevent bad things from happening to them. And now the politicians point out to you that there is a problem, something that threatens your children's safety. And they proceed to discuss among themselves whether they should solve this problem or not. Well, of course they bloody well should!

      Same with the war on drugs. Same with the war on terror. And if it's not your children's safety you fear for, it is someone else's. Perhaps your own. It doesn't even matter if the threat is large or small, real or perceived. Anything the government can do to address the threat, they should.

      Oh, and the cost of the measures the government proposes? Well, the civil liberties groups are whining about that, and everybody knows they're nutters. Especially Michael Moore. Surely, we can spend some resources to make us all safer. And surely those who aren't doing anything wrong have nothing to fear. Except the Bad Guys, that is.

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    12. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      they may play violent videogames that you don't approve of -- but never even come close to hurting someone in reality. I call that a win.

      And if they view violent child porn, but never even come close to hurting someone in reality?

      PS. Open question, I actually believe that should be legal, but I'm a die-hard ultra-liberal.

    13. Re:Won't somebody think of the parents? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I actually agree with you on that, but I was trying to present something reasonably close to "traditional values".

      I'm not really going to win the hearts and minds of parents by suggesting that their children should be allowed to look at Guro. And really, that's the parents' decision to make, where they draw the line. I'm just pointing out that being totalitarian about it, especially if you aren't even willing to do the enforcement yourself, is not ever going to work.

      Also, don't go too far liberal -- you might become a Libertarian, and, paradoxically, an even bigger supporter of corporate greed and abuse than Republicans!

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  15. Who filters the filterers? by mariox19 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We have Republicans in Congress propositioning their same-sex underage pages, others sleeping with prostitutes, and a Democrat president a few years back getting frisky with his intern and a box of (contraband) Cuban cigars -- and all this makes it onto the news.

    Who's going to protect the children from being exposed to the examples from these pinnacles of morality?

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    1. Re:Who filters the filterers? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      others sleeping with prostitutes...


      Oh, I doubt that. From what I understand, the one thing you don't do with a prostitute is sleep.

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    2. Re:Who filters the filterers? by symbolic · · Score: 2, Funny

      You do if you're Ted Stevens.

    3. Re:Who filters the filterers? by statusbar · · Score: 1

      I developed The Internet Filter back in 1995, to help show that parents can have the power to control what their children see on the internet and that specifically, this is the parent's responsibility and not any governments.

      After it was released, we licensed some of the technology to a third party that used their own database which catered more to the right wing conservative customer base.

      Then, the whole Monica Lewinsky thing came to light. The filter blocked the government web site which contained the explicit details of the dress, cigar, and other fun stuff.

      But of course, this was not what the customer base wanted. They wanted to be able to read about all the dirty details that the president did.

      Turns out that what is "Pornographic" is highly politically and culturally specific.

      It was then requested that "All *.gov domains should not be blocked even if the content would have been blocked if it were on a *.com domain"

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    4. Re:Who filters the filterers? by mariox19 · · Score: 1

      Why do I continue to be surprised?! Thanks!

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  16. People have to wake up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will it be the case that the people of the United States wake up from their deep slumber and recognize that the political empire must end?

    When?

    What is it going to take?

    A complete erosion of the constitution and all rights and laws does not seem to awaken them, wars in the name of false ideology and lies doesn't seem to do it, failed leadership and international hatred doesn't seem to stop the snoring.

    What will it take?

    Filtering the internet?

    Outright censorship of certain groups of people will occur in the name of protection of American children?

    Last time I checked, the protection children in the United States require is from their government and military recruitment programs.

    A public education system with a %30 drop-out rate results in kids being shipped off to war because they can't get other jobs.

    Start protecting your investments by educating them, then perhaps after that a discussion can begin around controlling people that know how to read and write.

  17. The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This has nothing to do with the children... It has everything to do with complete control of YOU.

    VOTE 3rd party immediately.

  18. Idiots... by ameyer17 · · Score: 1

    The problem with filtering is that it blocks a lot of legitimate content that shouldn't be blocked, and lets a lot of content that probably whould be blocked if the filter was behaving as the people who implemented it intended. For example, Microsoft's download page Also, forcing filtering on everyone is certainly contrary to the first amendment.

    1. Re:Idiots... by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      They where lucky that they did not block the windows / Microsoft / auto updates sites.

  19. Great Firewall of China by ndogg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wasn't the Great Firewall of China implemented to "protect the children?"

    Hmm...

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    1. Re:Great Firewall of China by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Shield_Project

      The Great Firewall of China has nothing to do with protecting children and everything to do with controlling the flow of information.

      Long story short: Blacklisted porn sites are just collateral damage
      The central government is more interested in squelching dissent/subversives

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    2. Re:Great Firewall of China by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      The Great Firewall of China has everything to do with protecting children: It protects them from being run over by army tanks on certain squares.

    3. Re:Great Firewall of China by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      The Chinese are more interested in having a harmonious society with respect for proper authority. In this light, the firewall is a good thing because it restricts dissent against the government. Also, they think society is better off without "feudalist superstition" (Falun Gong and other religious movements) and other bad stuff. China is not a culture that treasures personal liberty.

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  20. All /. Comments will be Anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do we know that this article wasn't posted by a US lawmakers, fishing for unruly opposition? Anonymous indeed! I am going to make a new tinfoil hat and watch V for Vendetta again. Maybe cry myself to sleep!

    Bubb-- oh wait!
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  21. Stop the presses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A political story that doesn't have a loaded slam about republicans or GWB in it on the front page? I think I've seen everything now.

    Where's kdawson? We need to rectify this immediately.

  22. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by Khomar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No need to vote 3rd party: vote for Ron Paul. He is basically a libertarian running as a Republican. The more I listen to the guy, the more I like him.

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  23. Our only hope ... by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is still Ron Paul.

    1. Re:Our only hope ... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      quite possibly true.

    2. Re:Our only hope ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, him and Obi-Wan.

    3. Re:Our only hope ... by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Actually your only hope is to not wait for idols and leaders and organize.

  24. Absolutely Outrageous Proposal by nhz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is this really how the U.S. government thinks it should regulate Internet communication and content?

    Let us ban internet content deemed obscene to save our sensitive childrens' eyes. What standards should we use?...Oh, of course, we already have the FCC's handy guidelines for obscene content on over-the-air TV and cable TV broadcasts. Let us just use a similar definition of obscene content to filter out the internet. That is very convenient since the FCC already has a lot of experience in this area, and of course we can apply old laws to new mediums in which they were never intended to regulate.

    Oh, but how will we enforce these new filtering laws? We need to remove anonymity with internet postings (technologically, almost impossible, and if implemented this will essentially remove the best form of communication for whistle blowers that exists). Also, we need to block all foreign internet content if that is obscene, so maybe we should build a whitelist of sites without offensive content...

    ...and after 6 months, let's add certain political speech (i.e. views of those not in power) to the definition of obscene.

    End sarcasm.

    ...and we continue to slide down the slippery slope...

    1. Re:Absolutely Outrageous Proposal by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      BTW those FCC handy guidelines.. hasnt stopped teenagers from fucking, sucking, drinking, smoking, drugs, or what i call... just growing up.

      You know... that thing Mommy and Daddy did once... before they forgot about all of it in shame.

      They will not take my precious bodily fluids!

    2. Re:Absolutely Outrageous Proposal by mazkra · · Score: 1

      And it shall be called 'America Online'

    3. Re:Absolutely Outrageous Proposal by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1

      You have exactly what they're aiming at- control, pure and simple. The Internet is a real thorn in the side of a politician who wants to have a carefully manicured image of who they are be all that's out there. That's not really hard if the on;y way people get news is by fixed-point media outlets like TV, radio, and print as somebody can throw around a few bucks and shut them up. They are a very known quantity. Anything "outside" of that would be word-of-mouth and very small and slow-moving. The Internet suddenly enabled word-of-mouth to reach millions of people in a hurry rather than a few dozen people over weeks, so it can (and does) really hurt that image. If they can control the Internet, then the only major outlet for people "not in the business" or without a ton of cash or influence is dead.

      The "think of the children" part is just their way of selling it. Remember the old adage: the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Sure, there's a lot of seedy stuff out there, and somebody can pretty easily find it if they want to. But it's the parent's job to enforce that, certainly not the government's. My parents certainly told me what is acceptable and not. Yes, I could very easily do something if I wanted to and they'd never know (simply clearing the history would have been sufficient), but I didn't get into porn and that stuff because my parents took the time to explain why not and that they trusted me not to when I was online. Sure, some kids will still seek that stuff out, but you can't prevent everything. Hell, murder is illegal and there are very stiff penalties, but still people do it fully knowing the consequences.

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    4. Re:Absolutely Outrageous Proposal by fractoid · · Score: 1

      *mutters something incoherent about the "physical act of love" and "loss of essence"* :P

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  25. And people think the second amendment is outdated? by m0nkyman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apparently so are the rest of them. Specifically the first and tenth....

    It's becoming increasingly apparent that the second might need to be taken out and exercised in the near future. :(

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  26. Study Proves by PenGun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Having stupid friends makes you stupid.

  27. Citizens call for Universal Senator Filtering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    At the end of a major LUG today the members all endorsed a bipartisan plan to introduce universal senator filtering. Under the filtering plan no senator judged to have a tech-iq less than 150 would be allowed to speak or vote about technology issues. Hopes are that such powerful bipartisan legislation would lead to a safer internet for personal rights.

  28. The same can be said of the postal system by dircha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "While filtering and monitoring technologies help parents to screen out offensive content and to monitor their child's online activities, the use of these technologies is far from universal and may not be fool-proof in keeping kids away from adult material"

    And the same can be said of the fucking postal system.

    While it's true that parents can screen the letters that arrive at and are sent from their home post office box to somewhat guard against their children using the postal system to solicit, receive, and exchange adult material, the practice of screening by parents is farm from universal and even when applied may not be fool-proof.

    We had better start filtering and monitoring all domestic mail as well. And, my God, what about international mail? We'll have to screen that for sure, maybe even just stop it all.

    And, and, ...oh God no!! What about satellite dishes and even shortwave! Those porn terrorists could be beaming it directly into our homes. Why if a minor were to come into the possession of a electro-magnetic wave receiving device, it could be the end of civilization as we know it!

    1. Re:The same can be said of the postal system by chuckymonkey · · Score: 1

      You know what's interesting about that? When I was 16 we received an offer from playboy magazine in the mail to order a years subscription for $12(US). Well I was the one that checked the mail that day and I thought it would be a good idea to check the box and send it back to them saying yes. Well a month later comes the first issue and the bill, I'm not the one to check the mail that day. My parents had "the talk" with me, made me pay the fee and for the next year I had the magazine coming to me. Moral of the story, education trumps ignorance any day of the week. As a result since both my wife and I were taught about sex and not taught "SEX IS BAD, YOU GO TO HELL IF YOU HAVE SEX BEFORE YOU'RE MARRIED!!!111one!" we enjoy a healthy sexlife even after several years of marriage. Like our parents before us my wife and I realize that teenagers with raging hormones are going to find a way, better they know the safe and enjoyable ways to have sex than to not know and end up pregnant or with some nasty diseases so we'll teach that to our kids when the time comes. They won't be banned from looking at porn and any questions that they have will be answered to the best of our ability. It's called parenting and maybe some people should be less absorbed with surrounding themselves in the trappings of riches and wondering why their kid is a complete failure at life when all they have to do is actually listen and interact with them.

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    2. Re:The same can be said of the postal system by dr_d_19 · · Score: 1

      In Sweden, there exists an opt-in (ISPs) censorship platform which was created as a means to stop Swedish surfers from looking at child porn.

      The filter is at the DNS level, translating requests for certain domains into the IP of a web server essentially saying that what you are trying to do is illegal. Also, the process of putting domains on the list is non-transparent and the list itself is secret.

      A couple of weeks ago, The Pirate Bay appeared on the list but was removed after a public outcry.

      While doing the same comparison as you did, I'm being laughed at (since the Internet cannot be compared with our telephone lines or snail mail, according to Joe Sixpack). But I still think that this behavior puts Sweden among "democracies" as North Korea or China.

      Also, looking at kiddie porn is not even illegal in Sweden, storing it on your hard drive is (so, RAM drive or disabled caching). So basically, they are censoring something that arent even illegal, simply because they don't know how to handle this problem.

  29. this is why by woodchip · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is exactly why I think being "bi-partisan" is overrated.

    1. Re:this is why by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or as Lewis Black put it: "Republicans and Democrats, working together. The only thing stupider than a Republican, or a Democrat, is when these little pricks work together."

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    2. Re:this is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear Here!

    3. Re:this is why by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      John Stevenson - Democrat VS Steve Johnson - Republican Red hot presidential debate tonight on FOX!

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  30. Double Edged Sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the usual freedom shills come out of the closet when things like this are mentioned. Fact is, the technology to deliver this level of security across the whole internet is being developed and policies are being proposed. It's just one available tool as part of the prevention, detection, and enforcement loop. Think about that the next time you sit behind a firewall, a "secure by design" OS, and pick up your email from your ISP spam filtered email.

    Pure freedoom is scope to do anything. World doesn't work like that. Your freedom is someone else's pain. It's why food mass produced food is regulated up the wazoo. One botulism riddled sandwich at home just kills you. Repeat the same trick in a restaurant and a 100 people die. It's the same as the difference between a one time hack and the software they bung in pacemakers.

    In fact, what really, really annoys me about this freedom talk all the time, as well as the insensitive domestic reporting of foreign affairs, is the incredible destabilising influence it can have on communities and, in some cases, entire nations. The uprising in Iraq at the end of the first Gulf war, nonsense with China and, more lately, with Iran. It's the same sort of thing with road rage and corporate misconduct. People copy people even if it's wrong or inappropriate.

    Freedom? You can't handle it. Plato was right.

  31. You forgot the most important part ... by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

    "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."
    Shakespeare, The Tragedy of Macbeth, Act V, Scene V

    Sounds like a good description of the Congress.

  32. time to buy websense stocks. by lawn.ninja · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm buying stock in websense tonight. Because if they think they can control it then the answer is obviously websense.

  33. Ha! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You said "Research" and "Ted Stevens" in the same sentence...I don't know if you remember, but this is Ted "The internet is a series of tubes" Stevens, the guy knows flat nothing about technology...Hell, he probably thinks this is technically feasible, when anyone with a networking background would just start laughing.

    Hopefully fossils like him will just die off or (even better) get thrown out of office and replaced by people who aren't utterly clueless. Our only hope in this situation is for him to kick off, unfortunately, because he'll never stop winning in Alaska as long as he keeps up with the "Bridge to Nowhere" pork projects.

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    1. Re:Ha! by markov_chain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hopefully fossils like him will just die off or (even better) get thrown out of office and replaced by people who aren't utterly clueless.

      You're new here, aren't you?

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    2. Re:Ha! by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      Hopefully fossils like him will just die off or (even better) get thrown out of office and replaced by people who aren't utterly clueless.

      What we need is to elect (to Congress) a bunch of 25 year olds who are young enough to be technologically brillient and inexperienced enough not to be "bought" by corporate america.

      That would be a pipe dream though... smart *and* moral *and* technologically savvy? Keep dreaming...

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    3. Re:Ha! by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      I'm no fan of Stevens, but his critics really need to find better reasons to hate him other than a poorly thought-out speech on Net Neutrality, and a public-works project that probably wouldn't have gotten off the ground.

      Virtually every member of the senate has a mildly dishonorable past (the democrats included). Let's stop making personal attacks on the senators, and work out reasonable ways to hold them accountable.

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    4. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully fossils like him will just die off or (even better) get thrown out of office and replaced by people who aren't utterly clueless.

      Voters must like that stupid old fuck or they wouldn't keep voting for him, so why would his replacement be any different?

    5. Re:Ha! by SarifDragon · · Score: 1

      What we need is to elect (to Congress) a bunch of 25 year olds who are young enough to be technologically brillient and inexperienced enough not to be "bought" by corporate america.

      That would be a pipe dream though... smart *and* moral *and* technologically savvy? Keep dreaming... Not to mention unconstitutional, unfortunately.

      No person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the age of thirty years, and been nine years a citizen of the United States and who shall not, when elected, be an inhabitant of that state for which he shall be chosen.
    6. Re:Ha! by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      SarifDragon, you are right and wrong.

      You also must be aware that Congress includes both the Senate and the House of Representatives, and that my original post did clearly say "Congress"...

      I do appreciate the unattributed italicized quotation, though. You could work for the Associated Press with that type of unintelligent reporting.

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    7. Re:Ha! by SarifDragon · · Score: 1

      See, this is why I rarely post, I'm just not very good at it :)

      My brain farted out on the House, I was just thinking about the Senate since that's what the article was about.

      The quote was from the United States Constitution.

      Sorry for the confusion!

      (More on topic, I do agree with you. Congressmen who haven't even raised a child in the last 25 years, let alone been one, tend not to have the most up to date notions of how modern technology impacts the life and raising of a child. Having some younger voices to balance them out would be a good thing.)

  34. Think of the children! by death_metal_black_me · · Score: 0

    Their statement came at the end of a Senate hearing in which civil liberties groups were not invited.

    But were the children invited?!?!

  35. Might This Be.. by BlueStrat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Might this be the first step towards legislating mandatory adoption of Trusted Computing as a way of controlling the internet and content, using the tried-and-true "think of the children!" method of bulldozing reasoned opposition by those that prefer their computers do what *they* want, instead of what corporations and the government wants?

    For those unfamiliar, here's a link to an EFF page on Trusted Computing.

    http://www.eff.org/Infrastructure/trusted_computin g/20031001_tc.php

    Here's another link to an excellent piece by Ross Anderson.

    http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~rja14/tcpa-faq.html

    Not trying to be all tinfoil-hat-like, but it seems these days that it's trumped-up issues like this that precede an attempt to limit freedoms and increase control of the population. Awareness of these possibilities is the first and most important step to preventing a world none of us wants to live in.

    Cheers!

    Strat

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    1. Re:Might This Be.. by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      It will take a lot more then paper clipping this on to a other bill as a law like this will go against the first amendment and likey you will be able to brake the law and crack this and no jury will convict you.

    2. Re:Might This Be.. by level_headed_midwest · · Score: 1

      Never, EVER, underestimate the stupidity of juries. They did award millions to a lady who spilled hot coffee in her own lap and the guy who set the cruise control in his Winnebago and then proceeded to take a nap. However, a judge may or may not be smart and a Supreme Court justice with even mediocre knowledge of the Constitution would just laugh at a law like that and strike it down.

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    3. Re:Might This Be.. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      a Supreme Court justice with even mediocre knowledge of the Constitution... Where can we order more of those? We're rapidly running out.

    4. Re:Might This Be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lenovo has just done this in China, releasing a line of hardware/software that eases government control of Internet cafes. Basically national-ID authentication can now happen directly at a terminal. Sorry, I didn't find the link but even the English media here had it. This comes after a string of crackdowns on Internet cafes and a ban on new licenses, presumably to keep the cost of regulating cheap and the number of less-than-regulated shops down.

    5. Re:Might This Be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I need my tin foil, what the hell!

    6. Re:Might This Be.. by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Never, EVER, underestimate the stupidity of juries. They did award millions to a lady who spilled hot coffee in her own lap and the guy who set the cruise control in his Winnebago and then proceeded to take a nap. However, a judge may or may not be smart and a Supreme Court justice with even mediocre knowledge of the Constitution would just laugh at a law like that and strike it down.

      You must be a troll. That coffee was intentionally served at 180-190 degrees Fahrenheit, with the reason cited by McDonald's that people often wanted to take their coffee a long way, and thus it must start the journey very hot. So, although we expect coffee to be hot, we do NOT expect it to be hot enough to cause third degree burns severe enough to require TWO YEARS of skin grafts and therapy for. McDonald's had settled over 700 similar cases in the decade leading up to this case. I do think the judgement awarded (~640k, not millions as the jury wanted and you are claiming, the judge reduced it) was a bit high, but not that far over the top. As for the winnebago thing...that was completely made-up. So you're 0 for 2.

  36. You people aren't cynical enough! by Software+Geek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    RTFA! The senate did not, in fact, pass a law banning or filtering anything. They commissioned a study to propose alternatives. That is the politician's polite way of saying "I'm not going to do anything meaningful for you today. Come back in two years, after I get re-elected."

    Vote Quimby!

  37. Ben was right by hcmtnbiker · · Score: 0
    I'm reminded of a Ben Franklin quote:

    Those who give up freedom for temporary safety deserve neither freedom nor safety.
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  38. Just Execute Child Pornographers and Identity by tjstork · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Really, if you just executed like a 1000 people a year that are caught making kiddy porn, that would put a pretty big damper on the whole thing. Just shoot them all. Go after criminals, not the rest of us.

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  39. Threatened by Howitzer86 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a 3d artist I feel threatened by this desire to filter and monitor the internet. Look on CGTalk, there are tons of nude 3d girls and other characters on there. If they start this up then we might have to censor ourselves if we want to post our work online.

  40. The US can be considered dangerous... by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

    Does that mean we can filter them out of the net too? Please?

    1. Re:The US can be considered dangerous... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that mean we can filter them out of the net too? Please?


      People have used American servers to host very questionable material such as the internet suicide pact sites that are causing a problem in Japan. The excuse if freedom of speech but I can't see any responsibility there. Then there's the more blatant stuff that breaches what some consider to be an ethical foreign policy as it provides a safe haven for seditious material that can enter through the back door with a load of deniability handwaving. And what of the economic intelligence advantage a search engine like Google confers? Yes, blocking America can be a good thing. Might teach 'em a lesson as well like "shut the fuck up" once in a while.
  41. Re:And people think the second amendment is outdat by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

    "It's becoming increasingly apparent that the second might need to be taken out and exercised in the near future. :("

    The really sad part is that your probably right.

  42. Re:I suggest a protest by r00t · · Score: 1

    You want to leave Washington full of unemployed goatse?

    Well. I guess the place really can get worse!

  43. The best proactive step is education. by rdean400 · · Score: 1

    The best tool against the postdigestive sphincters on the internet is education. Parents need to know what kind of dangers there are, as well as tools that might be able to help them educate their kids. Filtering software should be included with the caveat that it's not foolproof.

  44. Irrelevent by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

    The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.

    Also, the USA is not the world, and we don't own the internet. I think there's a lot of politicians that don't understand how the internet works (Big surprise that Mr. Stevens' name comes up in the article. Tubes, etc), that it's a global network and that's how you get inane laws like this proposed. How about we have some personal responsibility and expect parents to monitor their own children's online behavior, and not rely on the government to do that for us because I'm and adult, I don't need MY internet to be filtered at all.

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  45. Blind the children by bobonut · · Score: 1

    While it doesn't add much more, TFA doesn't link to the actual press release it cites throughout the body of the article which is here. When will politicians and parents for that matter learn that in many cases sheltering your children rather than educating them is a mistake? From personal experience my parents censorship only made it all the more thrilling when I finally decided to do break their rules by first watching TV shows they banned and later engaging in underage drinking and other forbidden activities.

  46. So it's true then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We ARE working hard and doing out damnest best toward the grand cause of creating a whole new generation of sissies. -jkol

  47. The Great Firewall of the USA by shaitand · · Score: 1

    They have something like this in China right? Filtering technology to protect their populous and children from material the government deems immoral?

  48. Internet to move away from the state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe this might start a move away from the US, why house your servers there

  49. this has come up so many times. by Teunis · · Score: 1

    oh no, not again.
    (and again....)

    this concept needs to die.

  50. Let's criminalize the internet by gelfling · · Score: 1

    If you're on the internet, you're going to jail.

    1. Re:Let's criminalize the internet by jdigriz · · Score: 1

      While I'm sure you're being funny, a more modulated approach might actually work. I'd just like to point out that I am categorically against censorship and for the freedom of information, but... if the politicians are going to be wacko anyway, let's up the ante. Make it illegal for anyone under 18 to use the Internet. If minors use it, arrest their parents for negligence, just as we would if an unlicensed underage teenager tried to drive. Since this law would eliminate the incidence of children on the Internet, then the politicos could not use "think of the children" as an excuse for censorship. Indeed, there would be no excuse for censorship since all net users would be adults. Children would have to use good-old-fashioned research methods at the library to write papers and would then truly appreciate the remarkable ease of access that search engines grant when they turn 18 and go away to college with their first internet accounts. Also solves the liability problems parents currently are under the threat of from the (RI|MP)AA that their children can get them into.

    2. Re:Let's criminalize the internet by gelfling · · Score: 1

      And anyone convicted of a crime, anyone who expresses any unsavory opinion, hell let's have a no fly list for the internet. I am 100% in favor of political re education camps for America. I think there's some nice places up in Alaska.

  51. the federal government's responsibilities by mateomiguel · · Score: 1

    I would like to propose that the federal government cannot protect children, and that it should not even consider protecting children. It should delegate such responsibilities to the parents of said children, in the same way that it delegates the care and feeding of children to them. Why? Because the federal government is the most inefficient and bureaucratic mess on the face of the earth, and children must be protected efficiently and without red tape.

  52. Let me be the first to say... by Foamy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    F--- the F'in Children already.

    Parents.

    Do

    Your

    F'in

    Jobs

    or better yet, don't breed 'em if you don't want the responsibility.

    1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      F--- the F'in Children already.

      Parents.

      Do

      Your

      F'in

      Jobs


      So... the parents' jobs is to fuck the children? o.O
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      If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read. - Japanese proverb
    2. Re:Let me be the first to say... by barzok · · Score: 1

      So... the parents' jobs is to fuck the children?
      I thought that was the clergy's job.
    3. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > > So... the parents' jobs is to fuck the children?
      >
      > I thought that was the clergy's job.

      Naw, that was Senator Foley's job.

    4. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be a moron. Open your eyes and look at the actual situation. This is not about parents crying out "Oh god, please protect our children", so quit jumping on parents every time you see the government pull some of this crap. I understand that you're sick of the "...think of the children" argument, but see it for what it is ... the government's golden excuse for more internet monitoring and censorship. This has nothing to do with parents asking for help. Unlike a lot of you here, I am a parent, and the last thing I want is the government telling me what my child should or should not be seeing or doing. That is up to me, it's my job, and I take that job seriously, as most parents I know do. Please stop and think before falling for this shit. Thank you.

    5. Re:Let me be the first to say... by tji · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. There are already restrictions on pornography in other aspects of life. You can't just display hardcore porn on the street so that any passing child is exposed to it. Magazines are placed in restricted areas, or have covers hiding explicit images. etc. etc.

      An innocent search, or malicious apps, can quickly lead to porn sites -- with no adult verifications, it just jumps right into hardcore porn, often many popups of hardcore porn.

      Yes, the parents have the ultimate responsibility for their child's well-being. But, protecting against porn is easier said than done. One aspect of that parental response is to write their congressional rep's and say "we need some regulation on this junk".

      Of course, with the current administration, we're at risk for zealots trying to save us all and make sure that we're never exposed to anything as awful as a naked breast. But, hopefully it would instead lead to a reasonable solution enabling protection of children while leaving the rest of us alone.

    6. Re:Let me be the first to say... by lupine_stalker · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this particular breed of stupidity has several clauses that ensure its survival (take THAT Darwin).

      1) Procreation is your national duty.

      2) If you have sex and you get pregnant, it is GOD WILLED, and if you terminate the pregnancy you are EVIL and burn in Hell, while watching the comedy stylings of Carrot Top for ALL ETERNITY.

      (Actually, on reflection, these kind people are probably the ones who like Carrot Top.)

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  53. We've had our moment of freedom by night_flyer · · Score: 1

    The US has had true freedom longer than any nation in history, but that time is quickly coming to an end.

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    Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
  54. Invited? by Kohath · · Score: 0, Troll

    Civil liberties groups weren't invited. Boo hoo. I wasn't invited either. Maybe they need to lookup the meaning of the word "invited". If you need an invitation to go someplace, you aren't "entitled" to go.

    No one elected these "civil liberties groups". They aren't owed any special input on policy. They should get the same input as the rest of us get.

    (The Senate should stop being so extremely stupid though. It's been chock full of fools for as long as I can remember. Why do people keep voting those old fossils back there?)

  55. Quite Frankly by dufachi · · Score: 1

    I don't have any children of my own, but there are two in the house that are step-children of my sister. One of the machines is locked down tighter than the NSA, and the child using it couldn't comprehend how to hack it (she's rather mentally challenged), and the other is monitored extremely closely by the adults in the house. You know, good ol' fashioned parenting and family intervention.

    It's time the state quit trying to do our fucking job, which we're doing quite well, thank you very much. If they want to pass this silly legislation, then I fully expect them to pay my broadband bill, as I am no longer in control.

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    -Kinsey
  56. kids are seeing boobies!! by SQLz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kids are seeing boobies. Is that the world you want to live in!

    1. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by WeblionX · · Score: 5, Funny

      As long as I don't have to see the kids.

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    2. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by falconwolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is that the world you want to live in!

      Not just yes, but Hell Yes! The human body is nothing to be ashamed of, though specific people should be ashamed of thier own body.

      Falcon
    3. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Lavene · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Kids are seeing boobies. Is that the world you want to live in! Sometimes I really wonder what's going on inside the heads of those deciding whats inappropriate or not. I watched an American program about an animal clinic on TV the other night and they blurred the dogs penis and anus???? Who, for the love of Jebus, will suffer any damage from seeing a dog's penis? Who would, unless he/ she already is greatly disturbed, even think there is a need to blur animal genitalia?
    4. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Is that so!

    5. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have seen the whole S&S incident... *shudders*

    6. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Knutsi · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I sometimes wonder if all the drama and secrecy surrounding such things are worse for the kids than actually seeing the real deal. It makes it tempting, and fosters an unnatural attitude towards if. There are loads of cultures where kids grow up seeing boobies, sex and all kinds of "taboos" without going mental.

      It's like when parents get divorced. I, and most of those I know with divorced parents lived happily with parents in separate places, but the _drama_ surrounding the actual divorce hurt some. Those where the parents split up as friends had no problems, since they had a relaxed attitude towards it.

      When we treat something natural as sacrilege, we get messed up! Just look at all those priests abusing kids...

      On a semi-related note, I also remember seeing a great play called "Blackbird" once, that talk about a sexual abuse case. The question raised by the play is whether the court case, the police interrogation, the parents crying, the need for discretion and forcing the kid to lie to his/her friends did far more damage than the act itself could ever have. Worth having a look at when you feel like screaming "Somebody think of the children!" (thank you, South Park, for this amazing quote).

      Note to those who wish to derail the argument: the last example is not to condone abuse of kids, but rather to poke at the way we go about handling such things once they happen.

    7. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by mr_musan · · Score: 1

      HAHA, and what is wrong with "boobies" ? it is only cos you can't see them that makes them special come to Africa where women are free to go topless !

    8. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Once again, China is more advanced than USA. There, children cannot see either boobies or Tian-Anmen terrorists on Internet.

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    9. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by toQDuj · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've seen it worse than that. I've seen a university page on water striders (the insects) deliberately blotting out the exact spot where two insects were copulating. I mean, INSECTS.

      B.

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    10. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by 0x0000 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Who would, unless he/ she already is greatly disturbed, even think there is a need to blur animal genitalia?

      The animal, maybe? You are showing incredible disregard for the rights of the victim, here. What poor dog wants to have the images of his/her genitalia internationally broadcast? Was the dog even consulted before this video was made? Is there a pawprint on the release forms?

      What's that? Dogs don't have legal status in such matters? Well there you go! It's obviously an oppression of the canine species, an outright abuse of man's best friend! Have you seen the studies showing sharp increases of abuse of canines by humans and other species in populations when images of dog genitalia are so common?

      All I can think of to say to these people is: "DOGGIE PEE-PEE! DOGGIE PEE-PEE! DOGGIE PEE-PEE!"

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      "The Internet is made of cats."
    11. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by whoisjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hear ya. I was watching the first Austin Powers flick on cable the other day (I forget which non-premium channel). I caught the scene where he's unfrozen and retrieving his personal effects (including the Swedish-made penis enlarger and related items). They bleeped out the word "penis"!!!

      I would really like to know what purpose this serves. If they're pandering to parents who don't want to explain what a penis enlarger is, why include the scene at all? But to bleep out the formal reference to a body part, just because it happens to be a reproductive organ, makes me sick.

    12. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by rizole · · Score: 1

      Something I once heard here went something like: In Europe they have nudity, in America they have pornography.

    13. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as I don't have to see the kids.

      Too late for that. In Soviet Russia, kids see YOU.

      Wow, my image match to submit for this form today was "soviet" -- how appropriate!
    14. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      At least it's consistent. Copulating is copulating. Either censor all, or none. Put like that, how does sex censorship sound?

    15. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      But to bleep out the formal reference to a body part, just because it happens to be a reproductive organ, makes me sick.

      There is an upside to this. You won't ever have to hear someone talking about Bush & Dick again.

    16. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Worth having a look at when you feel like screaming "Somebody think of the children!" (thank you, South Park, for this amazing quote)."

      It was in The Simpsons, spoken my Mrs. Lovejoy multiple times in the "Much Apu About Nothing" episode, although the phrase is common in other contexts. It wouldn't surprise me if it was in South Park too.

    17. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by ElleyKitten · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm disturbed by doggie penis.

      Maybe the blurring people got bored. If I was a blurrer, I'd blur out random things, like people noses or apples, just to confuse the viewers.

      --
      "What is Internet Explorer 7? Are you saying we can't access the normal internet?" - I love tech support. Really.
    18. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      They should just plug the analog hole: the eyes.

      Once a kid is born, let's poke his eyes out, that way protecting the kid from everything. Well if that's no good, we can at least blur the eyes somehow, so that everything a kid looks at is blurry. That'll protect them, won't it?

    19. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I sometimes wonder if all the drama and secrecy surrounding such things are worse for the kids than actually seeing the real deal. It makes it tempting, and fosters an unnatural attitude towards if. There are loads of cultures where kids grow up seeing boobies, sex and all kinds of "taboos" without going mental."

      For an example, please look at countries run by fundamentalist Islamists. Still have any questions?

    20. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by thanatos_x · · Score: 2, Informative

      Was that south park, or the simpsons?

      Upon a little research, I think the simpsons started it; Reverend Lovejoy's wife, Helen, says it in multiple episodes, most likely predating south park by several years.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Lovejoy#Helen_L ovejoy

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    21. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Floritard · · Score: 1

      Who, for the love of Jebus, will suffer any damage from seeing a dog's penis? That's so anthropocentric! What about the dog's sense of decency?
    22. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      That's nothing, I once watched the first thirty minutes of Robin Hood: Men in Tights on some 'family channel'. They cut out all the sex jokes.

      The Entire. Damn. Movie. is a sex joke. Literally half the jokes in the movie are related to sex, or at least nudity. My mind started spinning as to how they actually planned to carry this idea off, or what the hell the point could be, but I had something else coming on I actually would enjoy watching so had to change the channel.

      I wish movie producers with a lot of power in the industry would start forbidding cuts from being made to their movies at all. Either air them in their entirety or don't air the damn thing at all.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    23. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Joker1980 · · Score: 1

      Well if was an American dog it was probably done to stop the animal from suing.

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    24. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Beat+The+Odds · · Score: 1

      Who, for the love of Jebus, will suffer any damage from seeing a dog's penis? Who would, unless he/ she already is greatly disturbed, even think there is a need to blur animal genitalia?

      For sure.... one day the kid is going to see a real dog's unit and wonder why it *not* all blurry.

    25. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyone humped by a dog knows that dogs can consent.

    26. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Well, of course the Simpsons already did it.

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
    27. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok guys, when you were kids how many of you wouldn't have given your right nut to see boobies?

    28. Re:kids are seeing boobies!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Japan, they don't have this unusual shame of their own bodies present in the media. Interestingly enough, they also allow lolicon hentai (for the unknowing, drawn child(-like) pornographic content) to be distributed, and somehow they happen to have one of the lowest rates of child sex crimes in the entire world. In fact, there is "no fetish left behind" in their pornographic selections, except for *real* rape, child porn, snuff film, etc. but the depictions in some anime and manga are there for the things that are illegal and/or highly immoral to create with real persons. Go to http://gurochan.net/ (WARNING: DISTURBING STUFF) to see some of what I mean.

  57. Help us, Obi Ron by Tony · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd love to be a libertarian, but it seems I'd have to believe that the free market works, and corporations are free to do business however they wish.

    I wouldn't mind, assuming we returned corporations to a public charter system, in which a corporation may have its charter revoked if it is found to behave illegally. And, I'd like to see some vengeance against the to executives, and make it so if Kenneth Lay dies, we get to see his body so all the ex-Enron employees who were fleeced out of their retirement funds can piss in his cold dead mouth.

    'Cause I don't think he's dead.

    If the libertarians can promise me that, I'm a convert. 'Cause except for the whole trust-in-the-free-market thing, I'm mostly there.

    Actually, I'm a liberal anarcho-constitutionalist. But that's pretty damned close.

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    1. Re:Help us, Obi Ron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Allow me to paraphrase Milton Friedman (probably rather badly).

      The thing about "free enterprise" doesn't mean that business are allowed to do whatever the heck they feel like, it's the freedom of people to engage in enterprise, selling and buying things with no coercion involved. That's all.

      Whether a Libertarian party or candidate can reassure you of this, I dunno.

    2. Re:Help us, Obi Ron by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Free enterprise today means zero regulation. To me that is that is the free market is anarchy run by corporate barons. Theoriticaly a newer competitor will come in to save us. But the barriers of entry are so large its impossible.

      Google is the only exception that can save us now. At least that is true with net neutrality and the telecoms charging obscene rates compared to the rest of the world. I remember back in the gold old days that when you can could find hundreds of ISPs to choice from in the phone book? Now its cable or dsl. Sure there is qwest and earthlink but guess who is taking several months to install their dsl package? You guessed it? The monopolistic telecos who refuse to provide service so customers like my have to use sprint. The telecos have been shape shifting traffic on 3rd parties for years and it just makes them mad as they switch to the telecos.

      Anyway you get my point on monopolies. If regulation is bad then its more of the same as its now the new definition of free market.

    3. Re:Help us, Obi Ron by runderwo · · Score: 1
      Sure, keep finding excuses to vote for big government because you're so concerned about the evil corporations. Ever heard the parable of Mouseland?

      Attributed to Tommy Douglas

      "It's the story of a place called Mouseland. Mouseland was a place where all the little mice lived and played, were born and died. And they lived much the same as you and I do. They even had a Parliament. And every four years they had an election. Used to walk to the polls and cast their ballots. Some of them even got a ride to the polls. And got a ride for the next four years afterwards too. Just like you and me. And every time on election day all the little mice used to go to the ballot box and they used to elect a government. A government made up of big, fat, black cats. Now if you think it strange that mice should elect a government made up of cats, you just look at the history of Canada for last 90 years and maybe you'll see that they weren't any stupider than we are. Now I'm not saying anything against the cats. They were nice fellows. They conducted their government with dignity. They passed good laws--that is, laws that were good for cats. But the laws that were good for cats weren't very good for mice. One of the laws said that mouseholes had to be big enough so a cat could get his paw in. Another law said that mice could only travel at certain speeds--so that a cat could get his breakfast without too much physical effort. All the laws were good laws. For cats. But, oh, they were hard on the mice. And life was getting harder and harder. And when the mice couldn't put up with it any more, they decided something had to be done about it. So they went en masse to the polls. They voted the black cats out. They put in the white cats. Now the white cats had put up a terrific campaign. They said: "All that Mouseland needs is more vision." They said:"The trouble with Mouseland is those round mouseholes we got. If you put us in we'll establish square mouseholes." And they did. And the square mouseholes were twice as big as the round mouseholes, and now the cat could get both his paws in. And life was tougher than ever. And when they couldn't take that anymore, they voted the white cats out and put the black ones in again. Then they went back to the white cats. Then to the black cats. They even tried half black cats and half white cats. And they called that coalition. They even got one government made up of cats with spots on them: they were cats that tried to make a noise like a mouse but ate like a cat. You see, my friends, the trouble wasn't with the colour of the cat. The trouble was that they were cats. And because they were cats, they naturally looked after cats instead of mice. Presently there came along one little mouse who had an idea. My friends, watch out for the little fellow with an idea. And he said to the other mice, "Look fellows, why do we keep on electing a government made up of cats? Why don't we elect a government made up of mice?" "Oh," they said, "he's a Bolshevik. Lock him up!" So they put him in jail. But I want to remind you: that you can lock up a mouse or a man but you can't lock up an idea!"

    4. Re:Help us, Obi Ron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The free market works when free trade is engaged that is really "free." Hint: it's not free trade when local business has to compete with business that exploits slave labor in East Asian countries, or for that matter does business with countries whose governments keep their currency value quite low to penetrate markets that have higher values on their native currencies and destroy the local competition there.

      The real problems with the free market lie in the fact that the government engages in trade that is anything but "free." There is a price to pay for buying cheap Chinese goods, and it's NOT rolled into the monetary cost of the product like taxes are.

      In a correctly functioning free market, the system works. In a market where dirt cheap goods designed to prevent local competition are allowed to flood the market, the "free market" fails.

      But then the market's no longer a "free" market. The trade is uneven, and thus the free market is destroyed. We do not live in a free market economy anymore.

  58. I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...do not welcome our new US overlords.

  59. My New Rule for Bills by 42Penguins · · Score: 1

    When being introduced to Congress, a bill shall have a realistic plan for implementation (made by people who actually know what they're doing) attached to it.
    I can just see Sen. Stevens talking to his staff about putting "filters" in the "tubes" of the internets. With a straight face.

  60. That's some ruse..... by Stumbles · · Score: 1

    by our government officials. Wrap themselves in the cloak of "protect the children" when it really means, "We will be censoring the internet to OUR advantage". What a bunch of mealy mouth losers.

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  61. Coming Soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.

    Also, the USA is not the world, and we don't own the internet


    There's plenty of informal agreements developing between states to put in place an enforcement system over the parts of the world that matter, from North America, to Europe, to Asia. Legislation proposals have already done the rounds in key developed countries, and systems are well developed. The only major niggle is rolling it out.

    Trusted computing, permissions based traffic, and all that jazz is coming and there's nothing Slashdot, the GPL brigade, or Saint Stallman of MIT can do to stop it. The untrammelled liberal academic worldview is heading for a brick wall and it's going to get a headache. Not everywhere in this world is a university staff room. That's why.

    For all the talk, there's a lot of ignorance and peer pressure floating around the human rights tree hugging save the world mob as much as there is around their opposite numbers that line their own pockets, shit on the workforce, and screw the world. It's just a tool, like any other tool. Nothing to worry about. You need to understand that.
  62. Excellent Point, Use Same Logic for Other Crimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STEALING? Even a loaf of bread? Bah, give them the death penatly.
    Caught with a prostitute? Get the death penalty.
    Had sex with a female who is 17 years, 11 months, and 28 days of age in Arizona, California, Iowa, Puerto Rico, or Wisconsin? You had sex with a minor so death penalty.
    Smoked Pot? Hell, give the death penalty as well.
    A child that stole a piece of 5 cent gum? Kill em.

    Yep, give em all the death penatly, after all, they are nothing more than criminals and we must go after the criminals. That will teach anyone from even considering becoming criminals. So what if all of the children are dead from committing a simple crime of Jay Walking or stealing candy from a store. They too are nothing more than lowly criminals after all.

    Oh wiat, you are going to say that is different? How is it so different? You were the one that stated "Just shoot them all. Go after criminals, not the rest of us." and criminals are the ones who commit a crime so I was simply going by your logic.

  63. Where are the parents at? by bakana · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why do people think it is okay to put the responsibility of the parent onto the government? The parent isn't supposed to just take away access to a TV or Computer; they are supposed to instill discipline and judgment into their child. Even if I was in a room with three TVs and two computers; if I were told by my parent not to turn either of them on, I didn't. Not because I was the model child and didn't get into trouble, but because I was taught that every action has a consequence. We had the old Tandy 1000s in my school, and if you didn't follow the rules you didn't get to play. When the rules were broken there were consequences and we quickly learned to try to not break the rules. We were also taught about dangers and why we shouldn't do things. Stop trying to put your parental responsibility on the government. Do it yourself or don't have children.

    1. Re:Where are the parents at? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      As a new parent (in the past 15 months) I find it appalling that these kind of laws have to be even thought about. There's a lot of bad stuff out there, but there was a lot of bad stuff out there when I was a kid too. Parents that let their kids be babysat by the TV or the internet are going to end up with children who don't know how to make their own judgements. Sheild the world from the evils of the internet, and nobody is going to know how to deal with these situations when they arrive. You can either follow your kids around every second of their life catching them every time they fall, before they hit the ground, or let them hit the ground a couple times, and learn from their mistakes.

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    2. Re:Where are the parents at? by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      They're too stupid to vote.

      Don't you just love an election year? And people EVERY STINKING TIME fall for the SAME, TIRED LINE from the SAME wrinkly old farts and fartettes... who are doing nothing more than getting rich at OUR expense.

      Bah... Fuck 'em all in the ass with a big rubber dick. Trouble with that is I think Orrin Hatch and that fat bastard Teddy K. would like it too much. Miserable prick-sucking whores. Every last one of them.

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      It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
    3. Re:Where are the parents at? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Parenting is dead in America. End of story.

      Anyway, this has nothing to do with parenting, by the government or otherwise. It is merely a convenient excuse to convince people that universal monitoring is something they actually want. In most other places, the "save the children" argument doesn't fly. Here, it works greaaaaaat.

    4. Re:Where are the parents at? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Whether they've thought that far or not, you are right -- monitoring at the children's level will make it more "acceptable" when we eventually find ourselves with monitoring at ALL levels.

      First it'll be to protect children from pr0n, then it'll be to protect teens from filesharing, then it'll be to protect adults from ID theft and terrorists. And by then the frog will be well and truly boiled.

      As someone above said, parent your own damn kids, OR DON'T HAVE ANY.

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  64. God damn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Children of today are fucking weak.

    Back in my day we actually enjoyed getting molested by our priests and coaches. Fucking crybabies.

  65. Yes, lets protect the children... by pestilence669 · · Score: 1

    ... from their teachers. Let me get this straight. The U.S. Government wants to filter pictures of sex acts, so it can later employ teachers to have ACTUAL sexual relations with kids?... on the taxpayer's dime? I don't get it. The picture is worse than the deed? You know what they say about those most opposed.

    How many teachers (federally funded employees) get away with banging their students without even a slap on the wrist? In my high school, there were at least two. One even tried to sex me up once during class. Can't we just start there Mr. Senator? I'd rather my kid look at nudie pics than get a fat cock up the ass from his History teacher.

    Priorities aside, I'm sure the government will filter responsibly, just as they've used the Patriot Act responsibly and managed our Social Security responsibly. With all of the legislated restrictions on cryptography, it's practically guaranteed that we can't ever have electronic privacy. Will ever we have the same window into politician's lives as they have into ours?

  66. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by Arterion · · Score: 0, Troll

    I looked at his website. Sounds like the same stuff all the other republicans are saying. How is he any different?

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  67. I done my civic duty... by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

    ...and wrote all three of my elected representatives about this travesty. The Communications Decency Act of 1996 died a natural death in 1997 when the Supremes decided it was bad law. Let's not resurrect the shambling corpse to trod all over our basic freedoms.

  68. Fuck the goddamn children by Cracked+Pottery · · Score: 1

    Let's put video cameras in everybody's house while we're at it. Don't want anybody letting the kids watch the wrong shows on teevee. When our eighth graders are drafted to fight in Iraq, you damn sure don't want them to have ever seen any pr0n.

    1. Re:Fuck the goddamn children by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      All I could think about was:

      "Graphic, deplorable violence is O.K. as long as nobody says any naughty words. That's what this war is all about."
      -- Sheila Browlowski

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      The Digital Sorceress
  69. Re:freedom a threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But freedom is a threat to national security. Freedom of the people is the only real threat to the security of any state. Always has been, always will be. Some people don't seem to understand that those same personal freedoms are the only real security the people have. Again, always has been, always will be.

  70. Protecting Children Is Just An Excuse by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's the same thing as all the Patriot Act crap wasn't really for fighting terror, it was a wholesale monitoring of the US public by a paranoid administration. It's like calling wrecking the educational system "no child left behind". It's like a whole lot of what is going on these days -- call a violation of our civil liberties or Constitutional rights something that sounds patriotic or like it is protecting kids, or protecting 'Merca.

    Maybe they should just go ahead and call this what it really is - just another step towards a totalitarian police state.

    1. Re:Protecting Children Is Just An Excuse by iranzo · · Score: 1

      The main problem here is not having in sight the real problem with internet contents and kids, the point is not to filter the Internet, what you need to do, is to have care of your children in order to be with them when they enter the internet  instead of putting them in front of TV or in front of computer and hoping that they will only reach "safe" sites... once again, this is only an excuse to take over the internet, filter it and convert something useful in a tv-like medium, only receiving "approved" content from media corporations instead of having a live ecosystem of information.

      The sad thing here, is that many politicians that try to rule this kind of things, are not familiarized in using internet, nor using technology, and when they think, or they are convinced (either by arguments, or arguments backed by cash) that something is wrong, the only answer is to filter it, and  avoid anyone else in the world to reach that information.

      As there is still no one global thinking which is really, creating something rich to learn new things, to collaborate, to ideate and with final objective, improve as society, it is not possible at all to "impose" one kind of filterting for all the world, what you could think is not acceptable there, could be an ancient tradition elsewhere and viceversa... so... let's keep parents doing their job: educate children, instead of having politicians trying to "cap" the world to make it fitting into their short-mind...

      Regards

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  71. That's a terrible point by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Oh wiat, you are going to say that is different? How is it so different? You were the one that stated "Just shoot them all. Go after criminals, not the rest of us." and criminals are the ones who commit a crime so I was simply going by your logic

    The big hole in your argument is that stealing a loaf of bread is not the same as raping a 2 year old. We can argue about the socioeconomic causes of someone stealing a loaf of bread and thus the penalty, but, the facts are in when it comes to child rapists. Generally speaking, sex offenders have a very high recidivism rate, so, rehabilitation doesn't work. Therefor, because they represent a continuing and ongoing danger to society, it is safer for everyone involved to just kill them.

    Please, explain why a child rapist has a right to life.

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    1. Re:That's a terrible point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Arizona, California, Iowa, Puerto Rico, or Wisconsin, you are just as much of a rapist whether you rape a two year old or have consenual sex with a female who is 17 years, 11 months, and 28 days of age at the time of intercourse. According to your logic, you should get the death penalty if you had sex with a female only days before her 18th birthday. So if there is no distinction there, why stop at sex offenders? Why not keep going with all crimes, including jay walking?

      You see, the use of "Won't somebody please think of the Children" is overused by fucktards like you. That is to say you bring emotion into the argument when your argument was blasted away with facts.

      BTW, who's standard is it they can't be rehabilitated? But you may be right5, and someone who steals that loaf of bread will keep stealing no matter what. Later on it could lead to murder and there is no way to rehabilitate the theif, so just kill them. There is no way to rehabilitate the jay walker, and they could kill someone by causing a wreck. That could kill a two year old so won't somebody please think of the children and kill any criminal out there. See what I can do when I involve emotion like you did? Anything can be justified,kl especially when using the "Won't somebody please think of the children"

      Why don't you do us a favor and crawl right back into that hole in which you came from until you can present a better argument by using facts.

    2. Re:That's a terrible point by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because raping a 17 year old is also a "sex offense" and so is a 16 year old snapping a picture of herself on the cell phone.

      Absurd?

      OK, we agree.

      A 15 year old?

      Abusrd?

      A 14 year old?

      Absurd? Questionable?

      a 12 year old? EXECUTE THE FUCKER!

      wait... what about a really big 12 year old.

      What about a really stupid 17 year old?

      Execute the fucker.

      Wait, I have an idea, lets take an extreme case (a 2 year old) and then use it to justify an entire argument.

      But wait... how many sex crimes are actually perpetrated against 2 year olds? 75% of "child sex crimes" are perpetrated against teenagers.

      Execute them?

      I'm confused.

      Mark Foley? Surely he's a schmuck. But.... execute the fucker?

      OK fine, but what about my best friend. He was 12 when he banged his friend's mom. He still talks about it like it's the freaking icing on the cake of his life and he's almost 30. Should she be executed?

      Where do you get off thinking there is some icon of "evil" and some glowing halo of "not evil" and you can automatically decide one gets death and the other gets a medal?

      Oh wait... your reaction was based on irrational, emotive impulse, not logic. I forgot.

      Stewed

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    3. Re:That's a terrible point by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Where do you get off thinking there is some icon of "evil" and some glowing halo of "not evil" and you can automatically decide one gets death and the other gets a medal?

      Easily. I am right, and the others are wrong, and yeah, the mother is a sex criminal. Had your friend been 2, as I said, then execute her.

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    4. Re:That's a terrible point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you are using emotion rather than logic, I will play along with your emotion games.

      A jay walker can end up killing a two year old by walking into traffic and cause a major wreck so kill the jay-walker as they can't be rehabilitated.

      Someone stealing a loaf of bread can't be rehabilitated either and could end up killing a two year old at a bank so kill him as well.

      Someone who smokes may kill a two year old through second hand smoke, so kill the smokers as well.

      You may somehow kill a two year old so why not kill yourself?

      Gee, isn't this fun?
      Who needs logic when all you need to use is the emotional argument "Won't somebody please think of the children"

    5. Re:That's a terrible point by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Please, explain why a child rapist has a right to life.

      Please explain why anyone has a "right to life" first.

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    6. Re:That's a terrible point by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 1

      While it was a simple and snide remark, that was incredibly insightful and thought-provoking.

      Thanks,

      Stew

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  72. Sponsored by two Senators in their 80s. by superdude72 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Two Senators in their 80s find the Internet kind of scary. What a surprise. I wonder if either of them has ever used a computer or even knows how to type.

    1. Re:Sponsored by two Senators in their 80s. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two Senators in their 80s find the Internet kind of scary. What a surprise. I wonder if either of them has ever used a computer or even knows how to type.


      That's a narrow view. Can't say it makes you any better than what you make them out to be. At that age they've lived through more change than you could probably imagine, and I doubt you'll be any smarter when you're their age. So, yeah. You might want to try that opening your mind and relaxing thing yourself.

      Being "young" and "technical" doesn't make you special.
    2. Re:Sponsored by two Senators in their 80s. by amchugh · · Score: 1

      My 86 year old grandmother surfs the web all the time. I think you are a bit of an ageist troll.

  73. Old bull to young bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > RTFA! The senate did not, in fact, pass a law banning or filtering anything. They commissioned a study to propose alternatives. That is the politician's polite way of saying "I'm not going to do anything meaningful for you today. Come back in two years, after I get re-elected."

    No, what it really means is "We can't really get away with anything before the election, but if you help us get elected next year, we can really clamp down on that Intarweb thingy after I get re-elected. You make money in fines and prison contracts, I make money on hard drive and router sales, and when it doesn't work, you just demand more funding and stronger enforcement, and we'll both get filthy stinking rich, rolling in hookers and coke, and the fucking voters will pay for it outa their own pockets. HAW HAW HAW!"

    > You people aren't cynical enough!

    Young bull: "Hey, look at them cows grazing down there in the meadow!"
    Old bull: "Yep, mighty fine udders on 'em."
    Young bull: "Oh yeah! Let's run down this hill and fuck one of them cows!"
    Old bull: "No, son. Let's walk down this hill. And fuck 'em all."

    No, sir, we're plenty cynical enough. If anyone isn't cynical enough, it's you.

  74. nanny state by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    We grew up in a dangerous world, so will they. Its up to the parents to monitor what they're doing not the state.

    Didn't you know, too many parents want the state, government, to watch their kids, that being a parent is too much work. So they want a nanny state.

    Falcon
    1. Re:nanny state by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      yours: 22:08 Wednesday 25 July 2007

      mine: 22:42 Wednesday 25 July 2007

      You don't fool me. I know you went back into the past to make your comment appear before mine. I shall receive my punishment with honor.

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    2. Re:nanny state by rhakka · · Score: 1

      You know, I have for a long time agreed with you completely on that. But I have started to question myself on that belief as well.. these days, in most cases both parents have to work. Perhaps they have more of a reason to feel helpless regarding their own children than previous generations have?

      I'm not sure myself. I know I am structuring a life so I don't have to make that kind of sacrifice. but I"m not in the same circumstance that most people are in, so I struggle with how much we can expect from average joe and jane blow... maybe they *do* need some help...

      Given you are apparently from the previous generation, I'm curious what you might think. Does that change anything for you? Did both of your parents work? Mine did, but I lived in a rural area.. my biggest risk was burning the house down ;)

    3. Re:nanny state by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

      You know, I have for a long time agreed with you completely on that. But I have started to question myself on that belief as well.. these days, in most cases both parents have to work. Perhaps they have more of a reason to feel helpless regarding their own children than previous generations have?
      This two-earner household phenomenon is nothing new. Both my parents had to work, so I spent most of the day in school (just like anybody else) and part of it at day care. There's the help you suggest they need.
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  75. The real deal by kenb215 · · Score: 1

    What really happened was a committee hearing by the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation. The witnesses were either people against child pornography (Miss America, the Director of the Crimes Against Children Research Center at the University of New Hampshire, and the president of the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children) or experts ("experts" ?) on technology (the Assistant Superintendent for Technology and Human Resources of the Virginia Department of Education and the General Counsel/Corporate Secretary, of the Go Daddy Group, Inc).

    After the hearing, they decided to draft a measure to:

    • direct the Federal Communications Commission to identify industry practices that can limit the transmission of child pornography;
    • require schools that receive E-Rate funds to provide age-appropriate education to their students regarding online behavior, social networking and cyberbullying;
    • require the Federal Trade Commission to form a working group to identify blocking and filtering technologies in use and identify, what, if anything could be done to improve the process and better enable parents to proactively protect their children online; and
    • add the selling or purchasing of children's personal information in connection with a criminal offense in the criminal code as an indictable offense.

    For those who believe Stevens' lack of knowledge will only cause harm, the day before this hearing he cosponsored the Community Broadband Act of 2007.

    1. Re:The real deal by compro01 · · Score: 1

      For those who believe Stevens' lack of knowledge will only cause harm

      no, it makes him a loose cannon. equally capable of killing the enemy or blowing our own asses up.

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  76. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by Khomar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you listen to his speeches and read more about him, you will see that he is staunchly against any regulation of the Internet. He believes that the government should try to stay out of the lives of the individual as much as possible. Check out his stance on personal liberty. He is also the only Republican candidate against the war in Iraq. He opposed it from the very beginning because he felt that we must actually declare war if we are to invade another country. He basically is calling for a return to a government dictated by the constitution -- namely that any powers not specifically given to congress by the constitution should be left to the states.

    If you want to learn more, you can search for Ron Paul on YouTube and see his campaign speeches. I think you will see that he is quite a bit different than most of the Republican candidates -- especially the front runners.

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    I believe in de-evolution. God made the world perfect, man fell, and its been going downhill ever since!

  77. Nope, it goes like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Republicans and Democrats, working together. The only thing stupider than a Democrat,or a Republican, is when these little pricks work together."

  78. Terrorists *hate* our freedom by Tony · · Score: 1

    As long as there are terrorists who hate our freedom, we must keep freedom safe.

    So, we shall take our freedom, stuff it in a lead box, pour a concrete casing around it (eight or ten yards^3 should do it), dig a big hole on G.W. Bush's ranch, and bury it there, where our President can keep it safe. He'll watch it for us while it's hidden away all snug-like, and then the terrorists won't have any reason to attack us, because it's our freedom they hate.

    Actually, I suspect terrorists really *do* hate our freedoms, but that's mostly because the only American freedoms they've experienced are the ones in Iraq, and we only gave Iraqis the worst freedoms so far: the freedom to get their asses blown up.

    My brother has a great idea. Instead of dropping bombs, we should be dropping hot tubs and cold beer and reruns of American Gladiator. It's hard to plan ultra-violence when you're sitting in a hot tub drinking cold beer watching stupid 15-year-old American television.

    --
    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    1. Re:Terrorists *hate* our freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again a hot tub landing on you from above is almost as bad as a bomb from a personal perspective.

  79. when we were born... by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    We grew up in a dangerous world, so will they. Its up to the parents to monitor what they're doing not the state.

    "We" grew up in a dangerous internet enabled world.
    "They" (Senators/Congress/most parents) didn't.

    You may of grown up in an internet enabled world, but not all of us were. I was born before John F Kennedy was shot. There was no web or internet as we know it today while I was growing up. There was arpanet and milnet, which only the rare person knew of.

    Falcon
  80. If only there were a leader that would not trample by lowell · · Score: 1

    on our civil liberties. Someone who would respect the individuals right to decide for themselves. Someone not already in bed with corporations. If only there was someone like that!

    RON PAUL 2008

  81. Not this again by Tony · · Score: 1

    The article is misleading.

    The entire point of the bridge *is* the airport. Yes, there are generally only six flights a day, and yes, the ferry between the airport and Ketchikan generally only runs half-filled.

    Except during the summer.

    Ketchikan is one of Alaska's primary tourist destinations, especially for fishing and hunting. Tens of thousands of tourists come to Ketchikan each year. During the summer months, the ferry is very full. If you drive (many of these tourists have hundreds of pounds of baggage), you often have to wait several ferry cycles during peak times.

    During the summer, tourist congestion makes travel to and from the airport very painful. I mean, tourists make life in Alaska painful anyway, but in Ketchikan especially. And those tourists complain. They complain about the airport. They complain about the ferry. They complain about the limited flights in and out, and how full the flights always are, and how they can't tote their heavy baggage all the way down to the ferry.

    Basically, the bridge is to get tourists to shut the fuck up. Quit your bitching. Suck it up, buttercup.

    If you had to listen to tens of thousands of tourists complain about the airport, you'd want to spend millions of dollars of other people's money on this bridge, too.

    --
    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    1. Re:Not this again by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      During the summer months, the ferry is very full. If you drive (many of these tourists have hundreds of pounds of baggage), you often have to wait several ferry cycles during peak times. So the best solution is to build a large, expensive bridge instead of some crazy idea like buying another ferry?
  82. "normal behavior" by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    As for growing up in a "dangerous world", I can assure you that what was "normal" behaviour in the 60's towards kids would now land you in jail.

    Ain't that true? I recall growing up my mom would occasionally order a glass of wine when we went out to eat. A parent doing that today would be arrested, have thier children taken away, and tossed into gail.

    Falcon
    1. Re:"normal behavior" by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was thinking more along the lines of violence inflicted as "corporal punishment" (and I'm not talking a slap on the behind, I once witnessed my headmaster punch a 12yo kid and break his nose for "giving lip", he remaind head for another 2yrs after expelling the kid).

      But yes I see your point and yes my parents would order a "shandy" (50/50 mix of lemonade and beer) for my brother and I when we went out for dinner. Here in Australia it is still legal for a gaurdian to order wine/beer for a child provided it is served with a meal. - But since few people know about the law it's a rare occurance these days.

      The statistic that puts a lie to the "think of the children and cripple the net crowd" is that in 80+% of ALL cases of criminal child abuse, the child's tormentor is related to, or known and trusted by, the child's family.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    2. Re:"normal behavior" by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Which makes me think how many of the victims of abuse that are now adults would agree with this kind of censorship. My guess is not very many, most people who have confided this kind of thing to me would want it dragged out into the harsh glare of public opinion not locked up in a closet where it can continue unabated.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    3. Re:"normal behavior" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was thinking more along the lines of violence inflicted as "corporal punishment" (and I'm not talking a slap on the behind, I once witnessed my headmaster punch a 12yo kid and break his nose for "giving lip", he remaind head for another 2yrs after expelling the kid).

      Where were the kids parents after this happened? Did they do NOTHING after their childs nose was broken by this so-called headmaster? What did the police do about it? Anyone hire a lawyer? Parents go down and kick the shit out of the headmaster? Or did this never actually happen?

    4. Re:"normal behavior" by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Since I am replying to an AC flaming me as a liar I don't expect an answer, but here goes anyway...

      "Anyone hire a lawyer?"

      Are you aware I am talking about a high school in Australia circa 1971, not a 21st century collage in the US?

      "Parents go down and kick the shit out of the headmaster?"

      Parents did arrive at the school after the kid was sent to a doctor and I never saw him again. Since I wasn't invited to the meeting I have no idea what took place but I was told he was expelled.

      Or did this never actually happen?

      That is quite likey the same question his parents asked him. It happened, in full veiw of myself and half a dozen other boys who were pissing about in music class and had been taken out into the hallway by the head when he came for a "surprise visit".

      I assume the head had a reasonable story maybe..."some other kid did it and he was trying to find out who"...whatever. It was a different era, very few people took the word of a child over that of a teacher/cop/priest, and kids were smart enough to keep their mouth shut lest they recieve another beating for lying. My own farther who I love dearly was a gentle soul when compared to the majority of my friends parents, his worst punishment was a thin bamboo cane on a bare arse (like the ones Pakistani police carry and also a favorite of 60's school teachers), he never hit us with a closed fist and rarely slapped us up the side/back of the head....not an uncommon sight to see IN PUBLIC and a perfectly acceptable behaviour for a teacher/cop/priest.

      What did the police do about it?.

      My ex-wife's farther was an incestuous drunk who put all three of his kids in hospital numerous times, one time he put his wife into a three month coma when her liver shut down after a beating. The one time my ex ran away (~1973) the cops found her and told her to stop lying or she would be in more trouble.

      BTW: The Brady bunch was not a documentry, it was pure fantasy.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  83. Meanwhile, in the real world by serutan · · Score: 1

    If these senators really give a shit about young kids being exposed to sexuality, maybe they should start with the advertising industry's relentless campaign to get 11-year-olds to think and act 16. When I was a kid there were tons more tv ads for toys and games, but nowadays the business world seems to see childhood merely as an unnecessary delay before the onset of low-self-esteem compulsive spending.

    1. Re:Meanwhile, in the real world by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      Or it could be that you just don't watch the channels that the toy and game ads are targetted at these days.

  84. The only thing better: by Tony · · Score: 1

    Wait! I've got it!

    What if there were child terrorists! We could get the best of both worlds. Wouldn't that be great? "We need to bomb Venezuela to protect ourselves against gay atheist pornographic child terrorists! With potty-mouths!"

    That's even better.

    --
    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
  85. Re:Excellent Point, Use Same Logic for Other Crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot about all those sickos taking pictures of their own kids! Kill 'em all!

  86. I've got it!!! by kantier · · Score: 1

    Tell the kids to use linux, so they won't have to look for cracks in pages like astalavista, cracks.(insert foreign country domain here), etc.
    Or pass a law that forces every browser to have text-only mode by default
    Or make all the media free, since some torrent sites have very work-unsafe advertising

    just my $0.02 (actually, it would be two thirds of a US cent, since I live in argentina (you fucking imperialist pigs))

  87. bridge to nowhere by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Basically, the bridge is to get tourists to shut the fuck up. Quit your bitching. Suck it up, buttercup.

    Make them pay a toll and use the toll revenues to pay off the bonds issued to finance the construction and maintance of the bridge.

    Falcon
    1. Re:bridge to nowhere by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      That's what they do with the confederation bridge I linked to above. I see no problem with making a toll on the road, especially when most of it's users are from out-of-state, and didn't pay the taxes that had it built.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    2. Re:bridge to nowhere by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Suggesting governmental fiscal responsibility *and* taxes that don't come from wages? YMBNH.

  88. is it too late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Think of the children!" /end //.parody

  89. To Die from Over Eating by Shihar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We grew up (Rather I did [I'm 22]) without the internet. Even when it really started to boom it was not near as bad as it is today. The world is alot more dangerous today then when I was a kid. Hell I could walk to school without fear or rape or something like that.

    This is a good hearty laugh. You are safer today than you ever were. Your generation will live longer then any of the humans that came before you, you most likely you are going to die of a very mundane and boring age related disease. Want to talk about scary? Imagine a world where stepping on a nail is potentially lethal, a scrap can lead to an amputated arm, you can die of a sore throat, or you are a few minutes away from nuclear Armageddon.

    What do you have to worry about today? Over eating or smoking. Yeah, that is right... the thing to most likely kill you is stuffing too much food down your gullet or a voluntary behavior. Oh god, the horror... the horror. Your pool is dramatically more likely to kill you than a terrorist. You stand a far better chance of being killed in a car accident than being murdered, and the rate of murder and rape in respect to the overall population has been on a nose dive since the 80s*.

    The only thing that has changed in this world is that you are far safer and far more likely to live to be a crotchety old bastard than ever before. We don't need politicians "protecting the children" and more than we ever have.

    *http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/05cius/data/table_01.html

    1. Re:To Die from Over Eating by jpastore · · Score: 1

      [rant] We have a lot to worry about when we invade countries and send our kids to die in the name of oil under the disguise of WMDs and democracy. Isn't that the propaganda they tried to shove down our throat with Vietnam? We have to stop the evil spread of communism? Isn't China a communistic state? Shouldn't we have invaded there too instead of a tiny country no one heard of before?

      We seem to ignore the countries waving WMDs in our face. So no we are not having a Cuban missile crisis but is this really any better? Going guns blazing into country on a suspicion and ignoring the people who are doing missile tests and promoting anti-American sentiment?

      According to Al Gore, we may not die in a half a second from nuke landing but rather over decades due to a polluted environment upping cancer rates, causing flooding, and more hurricanes....what's worse?

      I agree with most peoples gripes about this legislation. I would like to amend our freedom of speech to only be intolerant of intolerance. Haters hide behind free speech, load mouthed zealot Christians who seem to be haters in sheep's clothing also hide behind it. Not to say all Christians are haters but you try and run my life and make me act perfect when you're incapable of doing so or when you kill in the name of God and bomb abortion clinics you are just as much a terrorist as a guy flying a plane into a building.

      People need to actually be parents. Stop using the TV, teachers, and coaches to raise their kids and instill values...do you have any idea how many crazy teachers we have here in Florida. It's estimated that 2% of the 14k teachers in my county have had complaints against their teaching certificate for sexual related allegations. Why aren't we dumping that money that would go into this legislation into... I don't know background checks, or paying more for quality teachers. In this county as long as you have 3 references you're hired, because is going to call them.

      on a side note: I would like to see a government auditing agency that would report over spending, insider trading and slackers who are happy doing nothing with their government job. If the government ran like a business instead of a slow behemoth that people abuse (in the form of employment or in how they take advantage of their position in office) maybe we would be a lot happier...things like allowing people from drug companies to be on an FDA board to decide whether that drug should be approved or not is just wrong, or allowing people at the FDA to use their knowledge of drug trials and approvals to buy/sell stock in the company before making announcement...how is that legal...there is actual legislation saying that's not insider trading it's ok for them to do so.

      We should be treated like stock holders in this country and not sheep and maybe we wouldn't be doing half of the stuff outside of this country that we are. Like retarded wars that make no sense or shipping our jobs and money over seas. Why aren't we taking care of our own instead of sending more money to Israel then every other country combined? On a separate note it seems like we take care of slackers who have kids for a pay check instead of American's who need it because as a skilled professional they are told to be re-educated because their job got shipped over seas...this isn't the textile or factory problems we had in the 70's when we shipped those jobs over seas...those people got federal funding and re-educated. These are 4 and 8 year grads in highly skilled positions....oh and no federal funding this time for re-education. I'm ok with sending millions to countries for humanitarian efforts but not to places like Israel where they have tanks to kill Palestinians who have rocks and make shift weapons...why are willing to get involved in that but not the genocide in Africa?

      I guess not enough people care enough or are not educated enough to do something about it... [/rant]

    2. Re:To Die from Over Eating by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      This is a good hearty laugh. You are safer today than you ever were.

      Nooo! Don't you get it! The world is becoming ever increasingly more crazy and dangerous! The streets are always more dangerous "these days" than "back in the days"! The new generations are always more crazy and reckless than the old generations back when they were young! Kids these days are just a bunch of degenerates who will never pass on our values and culture into the future of our civilisation, if future of our civilisation there will even be! Things are getting worse and worse at an increasing pace! That's why so many people have the feeling that the end of times is nigh! It's because it is!

      Oh well, the one reassuring thing is that while many of us think so, people 50 years ago also thought so, as well as people 2500 years ago.

      --
      You just got troll'd!
    3. Re:To Die from Over Eating by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Amen. Society has been making this claim for as long as recorded history has been around. If you truly want to feel like you live in a safer world, stop watching the news. CNN and 24 hour news channels are mostly to blame. There really isn't enough interesting news (with the exception of times of crisis) to fill 24 hours, so the sensationalism starts to creep in. People today think school shootings are much more common now than they were in the 70s and 80s. The numbers have stayed fairly consistent, but the news coverage is what has changed.

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      "But this one goes to 11!"
    4. Re:To Die from Over Eating by Shihar · · Score: 1
      Jesus, I don't even know where to begin. Lets start at the beginning.

      We have a lot to worry about when we invade countries and send our kids to die in the name of oil under the disguise of WMDs and democracy. Isn't that the propaganda they tried to shove down our throat with Vietnam? We have to stop the evil spread of communism? Isn't China a communistic state? Shouldn't we have invaded there too instead of a tiny country no one heard of before? Oh yeah, Iraq is a real step up in violence. Unlike World War I, World War II, Korean War, and Vietnam, in Iraq we are REALLY killing people and losing piles of troops. Oh wait a moment... Iraq doesn't even enter in on the same scale of violence and destruction. We have killed more people in single fire bombings during World War II then we have killed in 15 years of bombings and sanctions. We have lost more soldiers in single battles than during the entire conflict, including the first Iraq war. The world is hardly going down hill.

      As for why we didn't invade other nations with suspected WMDs (and I assume you mean North Korea), it probably has something to do with the fact that the capital of South Korea is in artillery range of North Korean chemical (not to mention conventional) weapons and Tokyo is well within the range of medium range North Korean missiles. As stupid as Iraq was, no one is stupid enough to suggest attacking North Korea for entirely practical reasons.

      According to Al Gore, we may not die in a half a second from nuke landing but rather over decades due to a polluted environment upping cancer rates, causing flooding, and more hurricanes....what's worse? Well, seeing as how life expectancy is still going up irregardless of global warming, pollution, or whatever terrors we manage to scare ourselves with, I am not terribly worried. True, you should deal with global warming and pollution, but screaming that the sky is falling and we are all about to die flies in the face of reality. Further, are you really so out of touch with what is a real risk that you think ANYTHING compares to having every single city in flash fried with a nuclear weapon? Hell, let me answer your question for you, a full scale nuclear attack by the USSR is FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR worse than global warming, hurricanes, or any other natural or man made disaster out there short of a comet smashing into the earth. If the only thing you need to worry about is global warming, you live in a FAR safer world than when you had to worry about 10,000 Soviet nuclear missiles landing on your head.

      I would like to amend our freedom of speech to only be intolerant of intolerance. Haters hide behind free speech, load mouthed zealot Christians who seem to be haters in sheep's clothing also hide behind it. It isn't free speech than. The whole point of having freedom of speech is such that the government can't set out arbitrary laws to decide what is an is not acceptable. Thankfully, few people share your opinion that the first amendment needs some 'adjustments' and there is absolutely no danger of the bill of rights being over turned any time soon.

      Look, you can run around screaming that the sky is falling and that OMG the world is so dangerous. You can run around looking like a jack ass doing this, but the simple facts will not support you. There is one very simple and undeniable reality. On average, you will live far longer than your parents. Further, the thing that is most likely to kill you is eating too much or smoking. Your greatest (rational) fear in life will be that you eat too much food or choose to take up cigarette smoking. Oh dear god, the humanity. What a scary world we live in when the thing most likely to kill you is eating too much.
  90. good thingfs in the world by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    But I'd rather my kids see a boob and suffice a natural desire, than hrm I dont know drugs, gang banging, drinking, smoking, HAVING sex, skipping school, watching the news and seeking people blown up/burned, and the rest of the horrible things out in the REAL world.

    Ah but having sex is one of the good things in the world. As is drinking.

    Falcon
  91. Ken Lay by Ikester8 · · Score: 1

    ...if Kenneth Lay dies, we get to see his body so all the ex-Enron employees who were fleeced out of their retirement funds can piss in his cold dead mouth Remind me, did he have an open-casket funeral?
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    That's the last time I run code posted in somebody's sig...
    1. Re:Ken Lay by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      There was an autopsy, but he was supposedly cremated.

      Who they did the autopsy of, I'm not sure.

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      I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
  92. confused. by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

    "While filtering and monitoring technologies help parents to screen out offensive content and to monitor their child's online activities, the use of these technologies is far from universal and may not be fool-proof in keeping kids away from adult material," Sen. Inouye said. "In that context, we must evaluate our current efforts to combat child pornography and consider what further measures may be needed to stop the spread of such illegal material over high-speed broadband connections."
    Apparently, there is a totally new definition of 'child pornography' that I'm not aware of. Or this senator is an idiot.

    I'm inclined to go with the second option.
  93. Oh no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't someone please protect the children?

    Here's a thought: How about you keep your children off the internet? And how about the schools keep the internet out of the classroom?

    The people who created the hardware and software that makes up the internet all grew up WITHOUT internet access.

    So why do kids need internet access at all? There are these crazy things called "books" that are loaned out for free (as in beer) from these places called "libraries".

    Of the fortune 500 people, I'm willing to lay odds that ALL of them grew up to be successful without internet access growing up. The congressmen as well.

    So kids can grow up to be inventive, successful, well-adjusted, intelligent adults without internet access during their childhood. (OK, except for the congressmen)

    Who would have thought...?

  94. welfare by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Or the other side of the coin are the crack whores that pop one out after another simply to get more money from the government to further fuel their addiction.

    I guess you're one of those who hasn't heard welfare was reformed in the 1990s after Newt Gingrich had his Contract With America passed. Now there's a tyme limit of 5 years that you can be on welfare and collect money from the feds.

    Falcon
  95. Filtering for your own family by cc.Scotty · · Score: 1

    In the interest of espousing good advice, I'm going to depart ever so slightly from the topic. Mod me as you will. A few years ago I decided to take matters seriously about protecting my children from the dangers of the internet. I wanted my kids to be internet and computer savvy. I had been completely limiting their online access in the interest of safety. I wasn't happy with that approach. After some research, I discovered Astaro. The home license + annual subscription offered virus and spam protection in the http proxy, and content filtering by category. With that I was able to allow my kids to have their own computers in their own rooms. The firewall provided an adequate level of protection with those capabilities. Besides that, I also talked to my kids about what they should look out for and avoid. I'll repeat... I talked to my kids!

    I just looked tonight, and it appears Astaro is providing the virus/spam protection + content filtering for free now. I have been paying about 45 euros annually, and now I discover its free! One caveat, Astaro is an enterprise class firewall. It works great, but its not necessarily easy to setup. There is good documentation, a knowledge base, online walkthrough videos, and a pretty good support forum to help get you through. And, hey, it runs on Linux!

    I really wish it were more accessible for the less technically inclined, because it really is an ideal solution for the home.

  96. KDAWSONS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kdawson is a fucking turd who needs to get his ass removed from slashot. he needs to get a fucking life.

  97. Thank God! by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 0

    Thank God they will protect our children from reading comments that are critical of Congress.

    This reminds me of when Theresa Kerry (then Theresa Heinz) got Congress to crack down on TV stations that showed a show called "Sledge Hammer." In this paradoy of Dirty Harry, our hero breaks up the world's most powerful and most corrupt organized crime family, and is shows dragging out the suit-clad gangsters. The sign on their door reads "House Ways & Means Committee" She got John Kerry to stomp on that under the guise of protecting our children from senseless violence on TV.

    They will keep taking away our freedoms until we follow the bard's advice: "The first thing we do is..."

    They will keep taking away our freedoms until we take Gen. W. T. Sherman's attitude: "I saw a good politican once..."

    Andy Out!

    P.S. At least spell my name correctly on the next sedition indictment!

  98. economics by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Or what about the end of the days when you could feed 3 people one the wages of one?

    That's only because Dick and Jane have to have the lastest and greatest toys, be it iPod, iPhones, or wii, at least before a lot of well paying jobs were outsourced.

    Economic realities have a lot more to do with parents letting the boob tube educate their kids then their choice does.

    It was thier choice to have one or more children If a person is not in a position to take care of children s/he shouldn't have any.

    Falcon
    1. Re:economics by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see you make ends meet in large parts of this country on ~12k a year (that'd be $6/hr, 8hrs a day, 5 days a week, 50 weeks a year). While certainly most people *here* don't make anywhere near that little, a helluva lot of this country does. You can't support one person on that, let alone 3 or 4. even on 20 it's impossible, even on 40 it's insanely hard, if marginally possible. One income households are, and have been for a long time, a thing of the past for most of the country - high housing costs, expensive food, and the export of much of U.S. industry has taken care of that.

      --
      "goodbye and hello, as always" ~Prince Corwin, from Zelazny's Amber series
    2. Re:economics by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see you make ends meet in large parts of this country on ~12k a year

      I'm on disability and don't work so I get monthly payments which is less than $800 a month. Now, I've got another income which pays my housing bill of $600, but since I live alone I could reduce the costs of housing by having roommates.

      You can't support one person on that, let alone 3 or 4

      It's a struggle but I get by for myself. Of course I'm single and have no dependents, but like I said it's everyone's responsibility to make sure they can support another person before they get married and or have children. If you can't make it then don't have them!

      Falcon
    3. Re:economics by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      Well, for one thing, if you're on disability, you're probably not regularly commuting long distances to work, knock a few thou off your expenses right there (chances are your taxes are lower and deductibles higher too). Also, I *did* say in large parts of the country, sure there are places you can, but most of them don't have a helluva lot of jobs. As for supporting people, sometimes the choice *isn't* yours: I know several people who, for whatever reasons are supporting their parents, grandparents, or siblings (and, particularly in the case of siblings, it's not that uncommon - particulary when we're talking about low wage jobs). I guess they could walk out, but it's not reasonable to expect that from people. Now I'm not entirely disagreeingwith you, I'm just saying, working for 6/hr to make ends meet is very, very hard, if not impossible, in most of the U.S.

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      "goodbye and hello, as always" ~Prince Corwin, from Zelazny's Amber series
    4. Re:economics by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      if you're on disability, you're probably not regularly commuting long distances to work, knock a few thou off your expenses right there (chances are your taxes are lower and deductibles higher too).

      Even if I weren't disabled I still wouldn't have a long commute. Several year ago my sister asked me where I'd want to live if I had a choice and I told her within a couple of miles from the college I was attending. I could of ridden my bike to class. I don't really know why but it shocked her, and her husband said I'd be leaving the college within a short tyme. I replied that when I did I'd just move again, if I were to start working I'd move to where I was close to work. I don't believe in long commutes, the longest I had myself was 16 miles to one of the campuses I attended in college, it took me a little over an hour to ride my bike there.

      Wait, hold on now, that's wrong. I had a longer commute. The college I attended had two main campuses that were about 20 miles apart and during some semesters I had classes on both campuses on the same day. So I'd ride to one for class then to the other for another class then back home. I easily rode my bike 200 miles a week, which is when I had the accident that caused my disability. I was riding my bike after class when someone driving a moving van, like apartment movers, hit me putting me in a coma.

      As for supporting people, sometimes the choice *isn't* yours

      Yea, I know. My sister supports me. However there's no money out of her pocket, actually there's money going into her pocket. I live alone in an apartment with 4 other apartments in the building and she owns the building. Instead she's the one that gets my disability then gves me the money. She also does my taxes. Oh this reminds me the part you said above about taxes and deductables. My income is low enough so I pay little in income tax and I don't know what my deductables are, actually I guess I should ask her about it because she hasn't filed my forms yet.

      Falcon
  99. Wait one sec by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    I thought that the Democrats were in charge of both houses?

    Sorry to bring it up, but for everyone that claimed that it was Bush and Rove that was trampling on all our rights, it really isn't fair unless you say the same about Pelosi and Reid.

    Has anyone posted "Pelosi: Worst. Speaker. EVER!" yet? And, why not?

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  100. Its for the children! by elixin77 · · Score: 1

    Its for the children! Its for the children!

    you know what? FUCK its for the children! I'm tired of this bullshit. All it's going to do is hamper our rights as adults, while supposedly protecting the children.

    The only thing that could and should really protect children are parents - you know, the people that look after and raise a child?

    But no, in todays world, 'parents' are people completely unassociated with the actual parents, and come in the forms of TV, salespeople having to ask for ID, and video games, provided the parent even so much as glances at the ESRB rating, which they probably don't... so they complain and bitch more.

    I want to live in a world where the rules state that: you can't do this or that until you've come of age (driving and drinking - just examples, not to be done both at the same time); your mom and dad look after you, and only have a babysitter when they need it (dates, alone time, etc); politician won't tell me how the FUCK I raise my child.

    why can't we live in a world like that? Oh thats right, parents don't want to take responsibility for their own FUCKING children. how pathetic, IMO.

    1. Re:Its for the children! by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. I say the same thing about cable all the time. Why if I'm the one paying for cable should it be targeted towards little timmy who isn't paying for it? Seems a bit asinine. When little timmy chucks out $70/mo for cable [or whatever my random-rogers-bill-this-month is] then he can demand that they "think of the children." Until then shut up!!!

      Of course the worst part is that most of the AFA types that bitch and whine about certain shows, aren't likely the people to watch them anyways. So if they're choosing not to watch them what's the friggin problem?

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  101. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    I think you will see that he is quite a bit different than most of the Republican candidates -- especially the front runners. Which is, unfortunately, why he has no chance of not being completely pwned in the primary (if he even makes it that far).

  102. Re:And people think the second amendment is outdat by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "It's becoming increasingly apparent that the second might need to be taken out and exercised in the near future. :("

    The really sad part is that your probably right. No, the REALLY sad part is that, no matter how much NEED there might be for it, it won't happen. Americans have made apathy an art-form.
  103. Whatever happened to the .kids idea? by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    Basically every site in .kids would have to be policed by an organization and by the kids viewing it themselves. What happened to this idea?

  104. Doublespeak by SkyFalling · · Score: 1

    The article alternates several times between talking about child pornography and viewing of pornography by children. This confusion is evidently not merely the fault of the article, as both concepts appear clearly in quoted sections. Is there a conscious attempt to broaden the term "child pornography" to include any involvement of children with pornography including viewing it? Or is it simply a particularly blatant instance of doublespeak?

    What I really like, though, is the fact that no doubt many of the same folks backing this are vigorous proponents of the sort of privatization that's funneling billions into the pockets of contractors in Iraq. I guess none of their friends own stock in any of the many and varied private companies out there who have been shilling filtering software for years. Or maybe that's what they'll do -- hire a contractor to build what they want under government auspices. So apparently all the private-sector companies out there who've been trying all these years haven't done a good enough job, but the lowest-bidding snake oil salesman will surely pull a miracle out of his ass.

  105. Re:And people think the second amendment is outdat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's becoming increasingly apparent that the second might need to be taken out and exercised in the near future. :("

    The really sad part is that your probably right. The really sad part is that would be considered terrorism, and you'd be an enemy combatant. All communications are monitored, so good luck organizing that without getting stopped prematurely.
  106. Ron Paul by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    No need to vote 3rd party: vote for Ron Paul. He is basically a libertarian running as a Republican. The more I listen to the guy, the more I like him.

    Ron Paul is Libertarian, but only because the Republican Party no longer is the party of small government, it hasn't been since Ike was pres. I voted for him the first tyme he ran for president in 1988, on the Libertarian Party ticket, and I'll vote for him in 2008 if he's on the ballot. Heck, even though I'm registered No Party Preference, I'll change my registration to Republican so I can vote for him in the primary. Of course after afterwards I'll change right back.

    Falcon
  107. Why protect children. Just ban them from the net by zymano · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do not allow children or right wingers to connect.

    Go form your own network. call it Kids-net. Right wing christians could use it too.

  108. WTF? by jfern · · Score: 1

    Congress needs to spend less time trying to end violence on TV, and more time trying to end violence in Iraq. I don't give a rats ass how many people die on TV. I do care about how many people die in Iraq.

  109. There's less happening here than it appears by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sens. Stevens and Inyoue had a similar hearing last year. Not much happened.

    This year, they heard fewer witnesses. A summary:

    • Lauren Nelson, "Miss America 2007": "I am here today to ask you to please implement mandatory education on Internet Safety for all of our children."
    • Dr. David Finkelhor, Director, Crimes Against Children Research Center Horton Social Sciences Center, University of New Hampshire: "Online Sex Crimes against Juveniles: Myth and Reality" -- "Our research with youth suggests that giving out personal information is not what puts kids at risk. Nor does having a blog or a personal web site or frequenting My Space. What puts kids in danger for these crimes is being willing to talk about sex online with strangers, and having a pattern of multiple risky activities on the web -- going to sex sites and chat rooms, and interacting with lots of people there."
    • Ernie Allen, National Center for Missing and Exploited Children: Our mission: to follow the money. This new initiative is the Financial Coalition Against Child Pornography. First, we will aggressively seek to identify illegal child pornography sites with method of payment information attached. Then we will work with the credit card industry to identify the merchant bank. Then we will stop the flow of funds to these sites.
    • Christine Jones, General Counsel, GoDaddy: We do use our Universal Terms of Service broadly to cancel privacy when the Go Daddy Abuse Department determines it is being used for ANY improper purpose.

    The witnesses heard are reasonable ones. We used to see a big presence from the religious right at these things, but that's not happening this time. Nobody was asking for much on the legislative front.

  110. The USA isn't the Universe by janrinok · · Score: 3, Insightful

    [Link down - so I cannot read the article] I take it by 'universe' he actually means the USA? If not then he should just butt out. The rest of the world didn't vote for him or the Government he is part of. We do not need, nor do we want, his interference in what we are allowed to do in those countries which are outside the small proportion of the world that he represents.

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    1. Re:The USA isn't the Universe by janrinok · · Score: 1

      s/proportion/portion/ - and I previewed! I should try to stay awake....

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  111. Re:And people think the second amendment is outdat by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apparently so are the rest of them. Specifically the first and tenth....

    Nonsense, the third amendment is still going strong. You're not asked to quarter troops in your home, just support them with your taxes... and put bumperstickers on your car... and silence all political debate because it would embolden the enemy and put our troops at risk.

    Nevermind

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  112. the children the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever you here about children from washington it is about oppressing adults. If the word "children" comes out of a politicians mouth I automatically oppose whatever it is they are talking about. "Fuck off" is what I say, I'm too busy protecting my children from them! Buch of coke snorting child slave tradin pedophiliac bastards!!! Talkin about children all the time because they want them sitting on their lap.

  113. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Speaking as one of those moral voters, I just want to say that they're way out to lunch on this one. This plan is ridiculous.

    I can scarcely imagine a less productive exercise than this, but I'm sure they'll not only imagine such a thing, but attempt to pass it into law.

    1. Re:Well... by sw1tchd0ct0r · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Anonymous Cowards don't get any moral points in my book. Secondly, the "moral voter" is a fantasy, a cute stereotyped image drawn up to make *potential* voters feel the warm-fuzzies. You did make me laugh, tho. I'd mod you +1 funny if I actually had some points.

  114. Bodies by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Hey, think about who's passing these laws: ugly-ass dodecagenarians -- the very people who should be the most ashamed of their flabby, liver-spotted old hides. They don't want any competition from a bunch of slinky twenty-year-olds going around without clothes. You think that the average senator wants his wrinkled little finger puppet to be compared to the swinging Bologna of a guy who hasn't passed the half-century mark yet? What about the golfball-in-a-sandwich baggy that a woman of Hillary Clinton's age has attached to her chest?

    No, the only way that our elderly politicians will be able to retain their shabby dignity is if they're allowed to keep the bodies of attractive young folk safely hidden away, out of the public eye.

    1. Re:Bodies by hummassa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, think about who's passing these laws: ugly-ass dodecagenarians 12-year-old ugly people?

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    2. Re:Bodies by Alchemar · · Score: 1

      No, but 12 generation old people tend to not look so well, most of them have been decaying for a few years.

    3. Re:Bodies by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

      120 year olds.

  115. Libertarians by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I'd love to be a libertarian, but it seems I'd have to believe that the free market works, and corporations are free to do business however they wish.

    In a freemarket corporations would not have the power they currently enjoy. For instance under a freemaket the RI/MPAA wouldn't exist, or at least wouldn't be able to go after grannies or teens because copyrights and patents would not exist.

    I wouldn't mind, assuming we returned corporations to a public charter system, in which a corporation may have its charter revoked if it is found to behave illegally.

    Yeap, it used to be a corporation could have it's charter cancelled if it didn't live up to it's obligation to improve the commn or public good. Thomas Jefferson railed and warned of corporations and power, Thomas Jefferson: Against Corporate Power.

    ...Kenneth Lay ...

    If the libertarians can promise me that, I'm a convert. 'Cause except for the whole trust-in-the-free-market thing, I'm mostly there.

    It was both Democrats and Republicans that allowed Enron to happen, not Libertarians

    "I think people should know that the Libertarian party...

    1. Is going to protect religious freedom.
    2. Work at freeing you from being a slave to taxes for almost half the year.
    3. Remove government corruption by removing the monetary incentive.
    4. Keep government out of your personnel life. You can now shower alone without Sam.
    5. Protect our country from invaders and disaster, by not scattering our young able bodied citizens all over the earth.
    6. Listen to this countries citizens rather than it's Enrons.
    7. Embrace our country's roots as a country of freedom and liberty."
    Falcon
    1. Re:Libertarians by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      I think what GP is asking, and what I'm wondering as well, is how we'll prevent corporations from putting poisons into the air and water or abusing their workers if the only enforcement is after-the-fact in a courtroom? And what about the fact that corporations have orders of magnitude more money to spend defending themselves than the government or private citizens.

      The only way I can see this working is if corporate personhood was revoked, which I don't see on any of the Libertarian Party's platforms.

      Of course, this wouldn't make me a libertarian, since I'm also in favor of single-payer health care and subsidized education and child care, social security, police and fire fighters. And the national parks system.

      Finally, It's not 'personnel,' it's 'personal.' You'd think a political party could afford a proofreader.

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    2. Re:Libertarians by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Is going to protect religious freedom.

      Does that include the freedom of an employer to refuse to hire you based on religious affiliation?

      Work at freeing you from being a slave to taxes for almost half the year.

      But what about being a slave to my employer?

      Remove government corruption by removing the monetary incentive.

      Generally corruption = passing regulations favorable to the industry in question. If you don't have any regulations you don't need corrupt officials because you're already free to do whatever you want. This is curing the disease by killing the patient IMO.

      Keep government out of your personnel life. You can now shower alone without Sam.

      Will they keep my employer out of my personal life?

      Protect our country from invaders and disaster, by not scattering our young able bodied citizens all over the earth.

      This, I might actually believe.

      Listen to this countries citizens rather than it's Enrons.

      The 'Enrons' of the country wouldn't be asking for much anyway, since you'd be giving them exactly what they want in the first place, complete deregulation. No safeguards against shoddy accounting practices, etc.

      Embrace our country's roots as a country of freedom and liberty."

      This is just a meaningless platitude.

      What libertarians fail to realize is that economic power and political power are fundamentally equivalent. We need limits on both.

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    3. Re:Libertarians by monxrtr · · Score: 0

      What libertarians fail to realize is that economic power and political power are fundamentally equivalent. We need limits on both. That's exactly like saying consensual sex and rape are fundamentally equivalent. Political power to use violent force is not equivalent to economic power which arises through free voluntary consensual exchange. But there's at least a generation or two exactly like you who have been wholesale stupefied by public education. How else do explain how so many "liberals" can spout such utter nonsense? Not only that, but they quite often conflate the two as well (no doubt as muddying such grade school common sense comprehension distinction serves to advance the socialist agenda), decrying economic power when it's established by political power. Politics is using force to violently take, or violently restrict. Economics is consensual exchange.
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    4. Re:Libertarians by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Economic transactions are hardly consensual when you need money to buy food to live. The threat of violence is really no different than the threat of starvation or the threat of eviction.

      Economic transactions can be wholly consensual when the parties involved are equivalent in economic power, but that's an ideal case. And even if they are, the fact that money makes money faster than work does ensures that it doesn't stay that way for long. Add into this the properties of scale-free networks and you're pretty much guaranteed the 80/20 distribution of wealth we see everywhere.

      But there's at least a generation or two exactly like you who have been wholesale stupefied by public education.

      Come on. Recognition of the equivalence of political and economic power goes at least as far back as Bakunin, who rightly predicted the totalitarian consequences of marxism on that basis. If you're going to debate, please be polite about it. And if you're not going to be polite, at least try to be right.

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    5. Re:Libertarians by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Work at freeing you from being a slave to taxes for almost half the year.

      But what about being a slave to my employer?

      Unless you are physically chained to your employer or have a firearm pointed at your head you are free to look for another employer. There is no laws requiring you to work for your employer, unless you're in the military.

      What libertarians fail to realize is that economic power and political power are fundamentally equivalent. We need limits on both.

      The only way to limit political power is to limit the size of government. A small government doesn't have much power, only that which the poeple grant it. And if economic power is equivilent to political power them there's not much economic power concentrated in corporations or the wealthy either. If you're not willing to stand up for your rights, you only have yourself to blame.

      Falcon
  116. Holidays by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    There are places where a signature like yours is enough to warrant a sound beating. o_O

    Have you no shame, sir? Good lord, that's the most painful thing I've heard since that bit about you and dead people.

    1. Re:Holidays by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Says the guy whose signature looks like a USB dongle goblin that upgraded to a plasma blaster.

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    2. Re:Holidays by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

      I'd like to think it's warranted by its casual blasphemy towards a major world religion. Believe me, if the signature box could hold a streaming webcam view of the museum of heresy, it'd be there. Although I do like the plasma blaster thing. It gives me a great idea for a line of transformers toys marketed towards fundamentalist children.

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  118. Think of the children you bastards!!! by flapjack187 · · Score: 1

    "Protect The Children" thats becoming the new catch word to get the sheep publc to go along with new government monitor and watch dogging. Much like "The Terrorists" are used to brow bet the sheep public into accepting a war. The fact of the matter is that the goverment lives in a world WAY out of touch with reality. Porn does not sexually assult people, people sexually assult people. In the US we seem to think that a naked body is the wost possible thing in the world. Hey why dont they get health care for kids, and fix the education system before they worry about a kid who might see a boobie on the internet. Are they also going to filter older borthers or fathers stash of playboys. Wake up senetors most of you were created by your parents be horny and naked!.While some of you were simply spawed by are dark our underlords.

    1. Re:Think of the children you bastards!!! by monxrtr · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? The Democratic Party has been using children as human shields for human rights violations for decades to pass their socialist agendas. To violently force universal health care, they first attempt to get children covered. Using children is nothing new. It's old hat.

      Divide the population along lines of race and class, and collect their cut while stealing from group A to give to group B. Manufacture and cause problems so they have something to justify ruling. This of course causes massive net social poverty, makes society as a whole far less materially wealthy than it otherwise would be without interference with free trade, which in every instance creates wealth, because things are only exchanged when both parties benefit from an exchange.

      Of course the religious right and Republicans do the same thing to impose their moralistic agenda on society as well. But the road has been paved by "the progessive" example of stacking the supreme court, big brother tracking of personal private information whenever you start a job so they can rob your paycheck (isn't it hypocritically hilarious how leftists can complain about an invasion of privacy on the internet while having no problem with the government knowing how much money you make), and forcing non-violent people to do as they say.

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  119. Look to Scandinavia by andersh · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually we've had this kind of filtering for years now here in Norway and most ISPs are connected to the filter run by the national police. It's easy to get around it of course if you know how.

    The other thing is of course the filter does not work the way it's supposed to! Lots of people have reported on internet forums and newspaper debates that their legitimate surfing has incurred the wrath of The Filter. Some of the just reported that legal porn sites were included. It's not like we feel sorry for them.

    But the principles of free speech versus censorship should obviously be considered very important! They are central values in our constitution as well. But wouldn't you know it? The public does not know, care and did't get to vote on it. Welcome to democracy!

  120. Personal attacks? by stomv · · Score: 1

    Holding someone accountable for stupid comments or for terrible waste of public money is not a "personal attack", especially when that person chooses to put himself up for criticism by offering to represent Americans while those Americans are paying his salary and for his pork.

    BTW: many conservatives in Alaska were furious with the bridge -- it's a waste of taxpayer money. Many liberals in Alaska were furious with the bridge for the exact same reason. Stevens' probability of being re-elected is far from certain; he's likely to be contested in a primary by a Club for Growth candidate, and the Democrats [with lots of cash in the DSCC and far fewer seats to defend in the Senatorial election 2008] are sure to run a good race against him. Before you claim it's hopeless, Stevens' senate seat was occupied by a Democrat before Stevens won.

  121. How long before... by davinc · · Score: 1

    ... the definition of Freedom requires an alteration in Websters.

  122. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Except his scary fairtax plan is quite extreme and can cause serve economic damage if you apply a 25% consumption tax in addition to state taxes! Yes the rich corporate fat cats will pay nothing but it wont help if their income drops by 50% as people can afford the taxes at their level of spending. Regression consumption taxes really hurt the lower class the most and people who are just trying to get buy.

    Yes I will probably be modded as a troll here but think before you follow a candidate who support such an idea? Rich alreayd have insane savings rates and poor have debt or dissaving rates.

    Anyway a huge depression could result if he is elected and does such an insane system.

  123. children on the net by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Quite frankly there is no reason at all children need to be on the net - period....How about a) parents parent and b) go back to the ancient methods of teaching which some how taught kids how to read, write, do math and put a man on the moon.

    Like children can't learn something new on the net. Part of being a parent is watching your kids, and that includes watching what they do on the computer. Computers can also be used to learn to read, afterall what's a person doing on the net if they can't read? Or write, or do math. I once ordered a PC for my sister and her daughter, as part of the software package I ordered educational programs for my neice. Now as to whether she ever used them I don't know. Me, I decided I wanted to major in and become a Computer Engineer in high school after teaching myself BASIC on a dumb terminal in the school library that was hooked up to the mainframe downtown, before the net existed like it does now.

    Falcon
  124. yeah, he sounds kind of cool, but not consistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He does take a pro-personal-liberty/anti-foreign-adventures/pro-h ard-money stance on a lot of things, which is kind of refreshing to see in a conservative candidate. There is, however, one very important personal liberty he's firmly against and that is the right of a mother to have full control over her own reproductive system. It's not that I myself want to go around applying a litmus test, but you can't pass yourself off as being absolutely for freedom and liberty if you say "except for you people over there, sorry."

    I wish there was a candidate who could be on speaking terms with the NRA, NORML, and NOW all at once. I'd vote for them in a heartbeat.

  125. Free enterprise today means zero regulation. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    To me that is that is the free market is anarchy run by corporate barons. Theoriticaly a newer competitor will come in to save us. But the barriers of entry are so large its impossible.

    In a free market there wouldn't be corporate barons and there wouldn't be barriers to entry into a market. Those barriers are there because incumbent corporations have paid politicans to raise artifical barriers. No barriers meas more competition, just as with Google pressuring the FCC to allow open access to the airwaves being freed up by the switch to digital tv. Open access will create competition and the telcos along with others will see a loosing of their power. Kind of like cellphones did to landline phone companies.

    Falcon
    1. Re:Free enterprise today means zero regulation. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      mega conglomerates also provide high entry independent of government. The oil refinery industry is artifically raising hte price of gas and of course how can you compete with Walmart and Target? You can't.

      Many view these as a free market because anti trust laws mean government interfence which therefore equal no free market. Many libertarians here on /. even supported ms business tactics and opposed any ruling on them as it would affect the free market.

      I agree that government should provide and promote competition but its too busy deregulating barons and creating wars.

    2. Re:Free enterprise today means zero regulation. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      mega conglomerates also provide high entry independent of government.

      In broadcasting yes, but that's because the FCC sales licenses only to those with megabucks. Because of these airwave licenses the FFC sold, mass media is able to keep out competitors. Don't believe me, try to start your own broadcasting radio or tv station. Dispite modern techonolgy making it possible for more stations to occupy the same frequency bands, those who already have licenses fight tooth and nail to prevent more stations from starting. Pirate radio stations are usually shutdown by the FCC as soon as another local station complains even though there is no interference. As for print media, even staid newspapers are struggling, because of the internet. At the same tyme some groups are making good use of the net, such as Meetup, Indy Media, and Narco News.

      of course how can you compete with Walmart and Target?

      How did they get so big? By giving people low prices. If you want to fight them then when they plan to build a new store in your area you need to attend planning and zoning board meetings and voice your opposition. Make it known to local politicians your position, afterall they can't build a new store without governemnt approval. Then campaign at the state level to have the legislature pass a bill, and have the governor sign it, requiring them to provide health benefits to thier employees.

      Many libertarians here on /. even supported ms business tactics and opposed any ruling on them as it would affect the free market.

      Some may but I'm one that opposes any and all anticompetitive business practices, and if anyone doesn't then they are neither Libertarian nor freemarket advocates. Afterall a market is only free when there's free competition.

      Falcon
  126. Senators Should Take a Page from RIAA vs P2P by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The senators might as well pass a law saying that gravity and common sense are not in effect in Washington DC, at least they would be right on one count. It should be clear to everyone that *if* effective filtering of Internet content on a global scale were possible then it already would have been done by someone. Even the great firewall of China is not completely effective and those people live in a police state. Also, consider the massive financial incentive that has been in place for the music industry to fund discovery and implemention of this type of technology. The only thing stopping them is the near impossibility of the task. This proposed legislation will not change anything. If the free market couldn't provide effective global filtering despite massive financial incentives then how much less will such a system magically spring into being from legislative fiat?

  127. Well, there was this one thing... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    We had that. It was called "The Internet."

    But then AOL came along and messed it all up.

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  128. Re:And people think the second amendment is outdat by falconwolf · · Score: 1
    "It's becoming increasingly apparent that the second might need to be taken out and exercised in the near future. :("

    The really sad part is that your probably right.

    No, the REALLY sad part is that, no matter how much NEED there might be for it, it won't happen. Americans have made apathy an art-form.

    That's pretty prevalent in most societies, when the living generations haven't seen any fighting to preserve liberty they get apathic, complacent. I think this is what Thomas Jefferson meant when he said the USA should have a revolution every 20 years.

    Falcon
  129. Re:And people think the second amendment is outdat by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    Standing up to the feds (or locals) has only ever brought more feds with more guns and an ever increasing desire to kill you. Just ask Randy Weaver.

  130. Re:Why protect children. Just ban them from the ne by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Go form your own network. call it Kids-net. Right wing christians could use it too.

    Personally, I happen to think that christian - or any other kind: islamist, free market, etc. - fundamentalism is the most damaging thing children can be exposed to. I don' want some semi-insane creep telling my kids they'll burn in hell if they don't obey him. Nor do I want them to pick up an adamant faith that not imposing any kinds of rules or controls on a bunch of greedy bastards will magically cause those bastards to behave. I'd much rather have them browse porn all day long. Won't someone please think of the children ?

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  131. Volontary ISP filtering more sensible? by Alkonaut · · Score: 1
    Why not let law enforcement agencies compile huge lists of sites that they deem illegal (containing kiddie porn or whatever). Then publish those sites once a day or once a week, and all ISP:S can do as they wish with them.

    The easiest would be to just block them in the DNS, if they wanted to be more rigorous they could block all traffic etc.

    The point here is that no laws would be needed, and anyone who doesn't like it can always switch to another ISP, as long as there are ISP:s that do not filter. I suspect there would be a market for that as well. This is in fact how it works in, for example, Sweden.

  132. take off your tinfoil hat by oohshiny · · Score: 1

    Of course, politicians and companies plan for years about government contracts. Of course, they both write the laws and determine the size of the checks. That's how government contracting is supposed to work.

    Yes, a lot of that money is wasted. But it's wasted because of incompetence and "not my problem" attitudes, not because these people have some elaborate conspiracy.

    These kinds of issues arise whenever more than two people work together on anything. It's the price we pay for living and cooperating. It's the cost of compromise and incomplete information. There is no magic fix for it and we can't throw people in jail for it. All you can do is try to do your part to improve things.

    Who do you think the government is supposed to task with doing this kind of work? And who do you think is supposed to make the decisions about how to allocate money and how?

    1. Re:take off your tinfoil hat by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's that many of these sweetheart contracts are conducted in secret and marked "Friends, and friends of friends" or "No foes, they don't want you in their sandbox". We should be forcing them to hold these discussions in full view of the public. No, it's no fancy conspiracy. It's just plain ol' stealing from the cookie jar. We let them get away with it and they know we will, so they dig deeper until somebody makes a fuss and then back off a little. The really sad part is that I see the same names that go back to the Nixon era and before. And the corporations behind them go back at least two centuries, maybe twenty-two. Business is that good. Nice little lemonade stand they got there. With Vito Corleone protectin' 'em from any usurpers and keeping the riff-raff out.

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    2. Re:take off your tinfoil hat by oohshiny · · Score: 1

      Again, you, too, are mixing up a whole bunch of things.

      In fact, most government contracts are subject to public scrutiny, as well as multiple independent controls. Defense and national security are the exception. I don't think that the exception is justified, but given that there are other tinfoil hat wearers out there, it will be hard to change that. that doesn't make the whole system corrupt.

      Furthermore, for many government contracts, there is only a couple of companies that they can be awarded to because only those companies have the expertise and size to pull it off. So, it's not surprising that 50 or even 100 year old companies get these contracts. Heck, in Europe, many companies that built stuff for the Nazis later got government contracts from the democratic governments; there simply was no choice.

      People like you love to whine a lot and throw out a lot of accusations. In the process, you end up throwing good and bad companies, good and bad politicians all into the same bin. What you're short on is solutions. Have you run for office? Have you attempted to do anything about it other than whine on Slashdot?

      I'll tell you this much: I don't know how to improve the system on a grand scale; I just try to fix things when I see something wrong locally. And while this system may suck and it is wasteful, but it sure beats the alternatives we had before or that other nations have had.

    3. Re:take off your tinfoil hat by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People like you love to whine a lot and throw out a lot of accusations.

      Yes, well, some of us retain our memories of past transgressions, and would like to prevent future ones. Others choose to forget the the pain of, say, Vietnam(that other great war for profit) and Watergate, and "political enemies" lists, and jump right into Iran/Contra, Savings and Loans, crooked Arkansas land deals that mysteriously disappear off the radar when a fat chick enters the scene, Enron, Iraq II, and addition to that, see to to it that those criminals are able to keep their ill gotten gains, and give them their old jobs back. All so we can put on a happy face and wear the flag proudly. No, sir, I don't whine. I laugh as I watch you sink into the morass so willingly. Apparently you don't like it when the slaves get uppity. Makes you feel just a little uncomfortable, doesn't it? Just a little scared we might "ruin everything" when your life is going so smoothly? Hehehe. I like watching you(editorial) squirm, as you all come out of the woodwork to defend the monster that enslaves you. It really is quite a show from my POV. Always remember, the safest place to be is in the center of the herd. Of course that's the position you all fight each other for. Everybody knows what happens to stragglers.

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    4. Re:take off your tinfoil hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, most government contracts are subject to public scrutiny, as well as multiple independent controls. ...

      Furthermore, for many government contracts, there is only a couple of companies that they can be awarded to because only those companies have the expertise and size to pull it off.

      You can't be that naive.

      I have personally witnessed:

      1. Backdoor deals involving millions of dollars that involve creating a contract for the express purpose of giving it to a company that has already been told they'll get it. Mind you, these are supposed to be "bidding" contracts, and no-bid contracts are SUPPOSED to be gone now. But I can tell you they are not.

      2. These huge corporations you're talking about being awarded multi-million dollar contracts and squandering every penny and never delivering anything useful.

      That whole world is way beyond the reach or influence of the American people.

      Posting anon for obvious reasons.
    5. Re:take off your tinfoil hat by oohshiny · · Score: 1

      You can't be that naive.

      No, but you apparently are. Obviously, there is a significant level of inefficiency, corruption, and/or fraud in government granting and contracting, even for the biggest projects. But even if, for the sake of argument, 50% of the government contracting that's happening is pork or fraud, the other 50% still need to get done.

      So the question is: instead of whining and complaining about it, what concrete, workable suggestions do you have for reducing it?

      That whole world is way beyond the reach or influence of the American people.

      Seems to me it's quite within the reach and influence of the American people, since the politicians doing it are selected and elected from among the American people. With election participation rates of under 50% and voters making decisions based on issues like terrorism, gun control, gay marriage, and school prayer, I think "the American people" have little justification for complaining that their government isn't the government they want. Heck, people re-elected Bush after he started the Iraq disaster and gave away hundreds of billions to his buddies in industry; how much more of an affirmation do you need that people don't care?

    6. Re:take off your tinfoil hat by oohshiny · · Score: 1

      Yes, well, some of us retain our memories of past transgressions, and would like to prevent future ones.

      So do we all. But specific transgressions by government don't mean that every and all government is corrupt. Furthermore, each and every one of those transgressions has actually led to changes in government that have made those specific transgressions less likely in the future, so it's not like people aren't trying.

      No, sir, I don't whine. I laugh as I watch you sink into the morass so willingly. Apparently you don't like it when the slaves get uppity. [...] Always remember, the safest place to be is in the center of the herd. Of course that's the position you all fight each other for. Everybody knows what happens to stragglers.

      "Uppity"? Do you think you're going to change anything with a bunch of flames on Slashdot? Heck, these postings have less impact on government than an investigatory high school newspaper article.

      Mooing a lot doesn't take out out of the center of the herd, you know.

      Everybody who isn't a complete moron knows that governments do lots of bad things and waste a large fraction of taxpayer money on pork and fraud. The question is: what specific steps have you taken to reduce it? Did you vote? Did you run for office? Did you do an investigative news piece? Come on, tell us, what extraordinary steps have you taken to reduce government corruption and waste?

    7. Re:take off your tinfoil hat by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Maybe this might interest you, maybe not. I know you won't believe that, despite the slap on the wrist here, this is standard operating procedure, but it is. I suppose you're going to try to convince me otherwise, but you can bet there are quite a few thousand people being held under similar circumstances, and only by the luck of the draw would anybody be able to prove it. It took over forty years in this case. Only time will bear me out. But history already has, and you can sit and nitpick over specific transgressions not repeating themselves, but the motivation continues unabated. So, yeah, right, we might not invade Vietnam again, but that didn't stop us from doing the exact same thing to Iraq. Tomorrow Iran, the day after, Mexico. Chile is on our side now, so next it was Nicaragua, or El Salvador, or Grenada. Nope, the government is inherently corrupt simply because nobody will vote the crooks out. It's a display of voter corruption, who is looking for a bigger piece of the action for themselves. The parties of Tea-pot Dome, Railroad scandals, Vietnam, Watergate, Iran/Contra(with Pablo and Manny), the Middle east fiasco(going back 60 years now), Enron, Savings and Loan, 9/11, El Qaida(sp), Saddam, the Shah, Pinochet, Somoza, prohibition(past and present) with all its tidy profits, Afganistan (with its nice opium profits that you will never believe the government is involved in, despite the Iran/Contra thing), etc, etc, etc, still has its iron grip on the power and on your minds. Never weakening for even a micro-second. The government has absolutely no reason to clean up its act. The fact of the matter is that you cannot move this kind of money without attracting all sorts of scavengers and scoundrels. It's like a carcass in the Savanna. They come from all around. It's all good, man. You keep the faith, and believe what they tell you on the TeeVee. Their evidence looks so much more convincing when the pretty little news anchors wiggles her butt in front of all those plots and graphs showing how well off you are. Doesn't matter if it's true, it just has to look true. And big flashy banners definitely look true, so, true it must be, because the government says so. Excuse me if I'm not impressed. Once I get a big fancy studio, I'll be able to produce convincing evidence, just like they do. In the meantime do your own damn research. The evidence is sitting there, waiting for you to notice. Here's a good place to start while still barely scratching the surface. Have fun.

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    8. Re:take off your tinfoil hat by oohshiny · · Score: 1

      As I was saying, you're an idiot if you think that educated people don't know about the waste, pork, and fraud in government. You still have failed to come up with any ideas about solutions. You seem to think that if you produce "convincing evidence" somehow, magically, the problem will go away. The problem isn't "lack of convincing evidence", the problem is finding a better system.

    9. Re:take off your tinfoil hat by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      You still have failed to come up with any ideas about solutions..

      Yeah, I did. I said vote the crooks out. But that won't happen as long as the voters believe they will derive some personal benefit from that corruption. So, what's YOUR solution for dealing with corrupt voters? Sounds like a personal problem to me that must be solved by each individual person him/herself. All I can suggest is try to look beyond your own nose and try to think of how you affect others with the the people you put into office. If you won't do that, then it's hopeless, and I will simply forget about all of you and move on. The solution is in the mirror. It doesn't come from me. The empathy towards others comes from within, not from convincing evidence on either side. But I won't call you all idiots for willfully putting criminals into office. I will call you accomplices, or collaborators for aiding and abetting because that is what you are. It makes you just as guilty as the politician you put there. At least an idiot would have an excuse. What would be yours??? You want a better system? YOU make a better system! THINK! That better system is inside your little, wooden heads. Don't blame me if you don't wish to make use of it. Complaining about people who point that out to you is not going to help. That's just passing the buck in a vain attempt to avoid your own responsibilities. Which explains perfectly why your present group of politicians are doing the same thing. You all are a perfect reflection of each other. Which may explain why you can't see the problem. So there you are . There's your solution. Like Groucho said, "It's something you always have with you." The choice is yours. What's it going to be, huh???

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    10. Re:take off your tinfoil hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what's YOUR solution for dealing with corrupt voters?

      Why do I need a solution? It's you who is complaining, not me. I don't have a problem with our system of government; it's flawed, but nobody has come up with a better system yet.

      As for you, you're all hot air.

    11. Re:take off your tinfoil hat by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with our system of government; it's flawed, but nobody has come up with a better system yet....

      Thanks for making my point. Why do you say it's flawed? And since when is it somebody else's responsibility to come up with a better system?? Either way, you are a fine display of the cause, seeing as that you have no problem because the problems it does have don't affect you personally. So why should you care, or even notice? As long as you are on the right end of the big stick, everything is hunky-dory, right? I mean, for example, you're not the one who spent 30 years in prison for a murder you didn't commit. So hey, no problem. I thank you for your profound revelation. I shall refer to it often.

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  133. Chinese filtering by zxjinn · · Score: 0

    doesn't china filter their internet pretty heavily and get a lot of flak for it? why are we any different?

    if you filter my internet, i'll move to canada where you can't take my taxes anymore.

  134. First, reject the assumptions by jet_silver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The assumption is that kids shouldn't see boobies. This is a load of crap. There are kids, right now, on beaches all across France co-existing with topless females. This doesn't seem to have hurt the French any - in fact, a call to protect kids from boobies would probably be viewed in France like a call to protect kids from wine. "Well, eventually they will have some wine, and eventually they will either have or play with boobies, so why get excited about this?"

    "Whenever 'A' annoys or injures 'B' on the pretext of saving or improving 'X', 'A' is a scoundrel." -H.L.Mencken

    1. Re:First, reject the assumptions by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      Imagine the reaction if they found out about breast feeding. Not only are children seeing boobies, they are sucking on them (and biting...vicious little buggers).

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    2. Re:First, reject the assumptions by hacker · · Score: 1

      There are kids, right now, on beaches all across France co-existing with topless females.

      And topless males!

      The obvious solution is to ban topless beaches in a gender-neutral way. Shirts for men and shirts for women will have to be required.

      </sarcasm>
    3. Re:First, reject the assumptions by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      Rochester Seven - late 80's a group of women were protesting that men can be topless & not women. The courts agreed that it was a gender bias prohibited by the state constitution & required the city to either ban all genders from being topless or remove the restriction on women. The city went with letting women go topless - didn't seem to be many who took advantage of it though - sigh

  135. Ah this old chestnut by skinfitz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I predicted this would happen years ago (purely because the free flow of information is not good from a government perspective - makes it very hard to lie to the public), then they tried to get it through, and to my genuine surprise Clinton vetoed it as 'unconstitutional' - he got my respect for that. It was shortly after that he got impeached for getting a BJ (which only earned him more respect...) It's the thin end of the wedge. Once you have the tools in place to filter internet traffic for one type of content, then it becomes trivial to use that infrastructure to control any content you wish. This is a Very Bad Idea.

    1. Re:Ah this old chestnut by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      If the BJ is so unimportant, why did he lie about it to a grand jury? Surely you don't think justice is less important than holding a failed marriage together.

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    2. Re:Ah this old chestnut by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      Who cares? Illegal warrantless wiretapping or deceiving a country into war is a Big Deal, but yet we don't see anyone impeached or even reprimanded over that. Details of whether someone had a BJ or not are utterly insignificant.

    3. Re:Ah this old chestnut by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Well, the opposing party has been in power for half a year, now. So why haven't the proceedings begun?

      BTW, the wiretapping you oppose isn't warrantless. It may be illegal to convene secret courts to issue secret warrants, however the searches themselves do have some kind of warrant.

      The President did not deceive the country into war, however certain points of his justification for war that were played up by the Democrats and the Press have proven to have had less confidence than was implied during the lead-up. You just weren't paying attention at the time to understand what was going on, so your recollection now includes only the hyped-points. It is now far too late for me to try explain why I thought it was a good idea, or why I believed it would be a pretty long-term action that we probably wouldn't have the stomach for enduring.

      If you really want to blame somebody for the war, blame Hans Blix, who in the years preceding would vacillate between being a bit too chummy with Saddam and accusing Saddam of refusing to allow access to sites of interest. He played this game until it became clear that the US was intent on actually enforcing UN resolutions, even if the UN wasn't. Then left Iraq completely to try to diffuse the situation he was partially responsible for creating. If Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors (great name for a band, btw) had done their jobs instead of trying to play diplomat, perhaps the whole thing could've been avoided. But you've got problems when even the UN enforcement agency isn't taking the UN resolutions seriously.

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  136. An Unconstitutional Un-American Idea! by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    Laws creating a gulf of disparity between themselves and the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights will erode the indivisibility of the United States.

    How many times do I have to state it, now repeat after me:

    The Internet is not my baby sitter.
    The Internet is not a pacifier.
    Real kids need real parenting.
    I cannot protect my kids from the truth.
    Leaving kids alone on the Internet is almost as bad as leaving them on a streetcorner.
    If I am for censorship, I am a bad American Citizen.
    Any filtering will be used for ill-deeds.
    Creating a kid-safe Internet will compromise its integrity.
    "For the kids" is a threadbare political argument used to push an unjust un-Constitutional agenda forward.
    Filtering is the first step in censoring.

    It is the the World Wide Web--Not Romper Room!
    Keep your laws off my Internet!

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  137. Politician + Logic = ? haven't seen it yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Ok... you've got a good point. But here's the thing, and I like to tease my old dad about this because I've busted him with this as well.

    The guys don't know how to use computers. They really actually expect people like us to believe them when we get a call "Can you help me, my hard drive is full", you go there to check what happened and find out he has about 550Gigs of upskirt latex lesbo teen porn. What they're hoping we'll believe is that because the internet isn't safe, he clicked a link on the Wall Street Journal site, got a virus and now his drive is full. I have personally caught a politician, two major corporate CEOs, and worst of all my dad in this lie.

    It really becomes all about protecting kids to them. They lobby and try to make it seem they actually are working actively to solve the problem. What's really humorous is, it strikes me that they don't actually research ahead of time what they're talking about. Politicians only listen to people smarter than them if the persons name is actually important enough that while they're explaining that they asked for help from a smart guy, every idiot like themselves would recognize the smart guys name and give the politician credit for being smart enough to choose that guy in particular. What's worst is that some of them actually use John Dvorak for information... but that's a different rant.

    If these idiot politicians were to spend even an hour researching a good adviser, they might try calling Marc Andreeson (sp.) or if they're important enough, Bill Gates, or if they're bright enough Linus. Any one of these three guys can in less than a minute talking act as a bullshit meter for the politician that's just going to make a fool out of himself and the people that voted for him.

    A good idea...
    Moron Politician : Hey Sweet-tits, can you get me Bill Gates on the line? (this is him talking to his 19 year old secretary his wife doesn't approve of)
    Sweet-tits : Just a minute
    *** Ring Ring ***
    Bill Gates : Hi, umm yeh this is Bill Gates, please tell me you're not trying to squeeze me personally for campaign contributions again, those hookers you tried sending me spent nearly 2 hours in my lobby here at Microsoft before I was forced to have them arrested and charged for indecent exposure.
    Sweet-tits : **giggle**
    Moron Politician : It's nothing like that Bill, but I'm sorry to hear you didn't like them, I've used them myself a few times. Actually I got busted with porn on my hard drive again and if I don't want to be thrown out of office, I need to pretend like it was research and try to propose a "Save the future criminals" bill at the house. I was hoping you could hop on the wagon with my idea that I have.
    Bill Gates : Well, shoot, I can't promise anything, but if there's something I can do to help, let me hear about it.
    Moron Politician : Well, I wanted to propose a filter be required on the Internet to block kids from anything dangerous online. You know, block the pictures.
    Bill Gates : Hundreds of companies already write products like these, there are even good ones that are free out there, but Moron, you know that it's not the pictures and videos that are the real problem, the real problem is the stalkers in the chat lines that are 50 year old men pretending to be 13 year old girls. That's the real problem. Can't write a filter like that, literally impossible. Please tell me that these stupid ideas aren't what you're wasting all the tax payer money on?
    Moron Politician : Hell no, thanks to being in office, I've managed to shave 3 points off my game and am hoping to play an exhibition game soon with Bob Barker to raise money for kids. Well if you get any good ideas, please call Sweet-tits and have her setup a call for us. I need to come up with a good "Save the Brats" thing soon. By the way, I just recently had a second line for my secretary installed under my desk so that when the phone rings, she doesn't have to stop working. I really recommend it.
    Bill Gates : **** Click *** Beep Beep Beep ***
    Sweet-tits (with her mouth full) : Oo eenk eeds onna elp?

  138. Libertarian my ass! by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

    Um... he's pro-life, supports continued exclusion of gays from the military, anti-stem cell research, and voted to support large subsidies for oil companies. He's highly socially conservative and is only fiscally conservative when it comes to a few popular issues.

    I'm not at all a Libertarian. However, I have a few Libertarian friends, and they don't give a rats ass what I do in the bedroom or that I write prescriptions for the morning after pill. Calling Ron Paul a Libertarian is not only incorrect, but insulting to people who really are.

    Nick

  139. Re:yeah, he sounds kind of cool, but not consisten by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

    You should vote for Ron Paul even if you disagree with him (as I do) on abortion. Why? Because as president he wouldn't have the power to ban abortion, but he *would* have the power to change our foreign policy. His election as president (or just Republican party candidate, or even just serious contender in the primaries) would send a giant message to Washington (and in particular the Republican party) favoring his libertarian ideals of small government and less regulation, because that is where he differs with other candidates. It wouldn't really send much of a message about abortion.

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  140. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    If you listen to his speeches and read more about him, you will see that he is staunchly against any regulation of the Internet.

    Does that mean he's against net neutrality?

    By the way: Net neutrality means making it illegal for an ISP to mess with their traffic -- a neutral ISP would not filter or QoS, unless specifically asked to by a particular customer. This is what I support.

    There is another definition of "net neutrality" which means that the government should not interfere with the Internet. This is NOT net neutrality, it is a deliberate hijacking of the term. He may support this; I do not, and I hate people who abuse language like that.

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  141. Re:And people think the second amendment is outdat by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ``It's becoming increasingly apparent that the second might need to be taken out and exercised in the near future. :(''

    At least you understand its purpose. But I think education should come first. I mean, people actually voted _for_ Bush in the last elections, when I thought it was completely obvious that bad things had and would come of it. If you can't even get people to vote for a different candidate, what do you expect to gain by armed rebellion? Getting yourself a one way trip to Guantanamo Bay? Replacing the democratically elected government in a violent coup d'etat? You might say it's for the common good, but that's exactly what the folks proposing this universal filtering are saying.

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  142. Re:And people think the second amendment is outdat by retro128 · · Score: 1

    Soap Box. Ballot Box. Ammo Box.
    Use in that order.

    It's not mine, but I thought it was amusing enough to repeat.

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  143. OFF TOPIC - you were warned by untaken_name · · Score: 1

    Social Security - it's better than Social Darwinism.

    How? I guess what I am asking is, do you really believe this? If so, why?

    1. Re:OFF TOPIC - you were warned by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      Social Security - it's better than Social Darwinism.
      How? I guess what I am asking is, do you really believe this? If so, why? I wasn't the one with that sig, but personally, I don't believe that the richest country in the world should leave its poorest members out in the cold. Social Security helps a lot of people - some of whom I personally know and would have no other options if it wasn't for SS. Social Darwinism only helps the people who don't need help.
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    2. Re:OFF TOPIC - you were warned by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Social Security - it's better than Social Darwinism.

      How? I guess what I am asking is, do you really believe this? If so, why?

      Yes. The reason is that I don't want to worry starving to death if I ever lose my ability to work due to an illness, injury or something. Also, the Western countries of today are vastly richer than any empire in history; the poor can be fed without compromising any other function of society, so not doing so and watching people die on streets would be simply monstrous.

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    3. Re:OFF TOPIC - you were warned by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Yes. The reason is that I don't want to worry starving to death if I ever lose my ability to work due to an illness, injury or something

      Well, considering that the Social Security system is running paycheck to paycheck with 11 or more currently working people needed to provide for one person receiving benefits, so if you're going to lose your ability to work, you better do it soon. Look, I agree with you that there's no reason for anyone to starve in this day and age, but the Social Security program is deeply flawed at best and on the verge of collapse at worst, so I don't really see any reason to champion it. If it worked like it was intended to work, I'd agree with you. As it is, though, I can't.

    4. Re:OFF TOPIC - you were warned by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Well, I already replied to the person with the .sig, so I'll keep this one short: I agree with your sentiment, but the particular program is seriously flawed and will cause a TON of damage when it collapses. Hope your friends (and you) have a backup plan.

    5. Re:OFF TOPIC - you were warned by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      Well, I already replied to the person with the .sig, so I'll keep this one short: I agree with your sentiment, but the particular program is seriously flawed and will cause a TON of damage when it collapses. Hope your friends (and you) have a backup plan. It's not on the verge of collapse, and the only reason it's in danger is because greedy people want to dismantle it. With minor changes (raised retirement age, need-based retirement scale, etc) it could go on indefinitely. The TON of damage will only happen if politicians get their way in "privatizing" SS.

      And no, a lot of people don't have backup plans. 1 in 5 elderly Americans have no income besides SS. My birth mother gets SS for disability, and that's the only reason she can afford the daily nursing care she needs. If she didn't get SS, she would die a slow painful death because no one in our family (I was adopted by her sister, complicated story) has the resources or ability to care for in the way she needs. There's a lot of other people who would be screwed without SS (and before you ask what people did before SS, yes they did starve) and that's why we can't let it be dismantled.
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    6. Re:OFF TOPIC - you were warned by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Look, I agree with you that there's no reason for anyone to starve in this day and age, but the Social Security program is deeply flawed at best and on the verge of collapse at worst, so I don't really see any reason to champion it. If it worked like it was intended to work, I'd agree with you. As it is, though, I can't.

      I didn't refer to any specific country's (I guess you're from the US, since most Slashdotters seem to be) social security program in general, but to the idea of the society taking care of the less well of in general. There is undoubtedly room for improvement, but that's always true for any program, and can't be an excuse to leave people with nothing if they can't support themselves for whatever reason.

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    7. Re:OFF TOPIC - you were warned by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon, over 50% of the US population will be over 50. Currently, it takes between 11 and 15 workers to pay one receiver's SS benefits. What happens when there aren't 11-15 workers for every receiver? Do people have to start paying 40% of their salary to SS? But that wouldn't be fair...the receivers didn't have to do that...you say the system is fine, but I can't see how that is true. I'm not paying into my own social security, I'm paying for someone else's. Who's going to pay for mine? Or do you believe there will be 11-15 workers in 30 years for every current worker now? I don't.

    8. Re:OFF TOPIC - you were warned by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Well, since you capitalized it, "Social Security", that indicates a proper noun. The only proper noun Social Security I know of is in the US. Now, that might be a hole in my knowledge. I'll certainly accept that. However, capitalizing Social Security on a US-based website is bound to cause confusion. If you mean social security as in the Communist Manifesto, no need to capitalize.

      While I agree with you in general, I have a few caveats: I DO NOT wish to support those who simply don't want to take care of themselves. I don't want to go to work either, but I'm responsible so I do. It isn't fair that I have to go to work, but someone else can live off my hard work without doing any of their own. That makes me very angry. Now, the problem is distinguishing those who are incapable of supporting themselves from those who simply don't wish to. If you can figure out how to do that, I'll give you 50% of my post-tax income to support your work.

  144. Actually, this is a very good idea by Britz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And it should come as soon as possible, because the USA is loosing it's control over the Internet. Just make something like the ICRA mandatory by law and the filters that parents install can be much more usefull. Then parents can decide what their children can see and the internet still stay free.
    If they would implement this now and put some pressure on other countries they could set a standard. You then can choose yourself what to see and what not.

  145. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

    He is only for FairTax as a temporary means of income tax, until he would reduce government spending to where the IRS was no longer necessary. He is certainly concerned for the poor and middle class of this nation -- read his speech here on how our monetary policy taxes them excessively, and what he proposes to do about it. It has to do with returning the currency to a gold standard. By doing so, the government can't print money to cover its debts, and would be forced to spend wisely, resulting in smaller government, less taxes, and less inflation. Also see these videos (part 1, part 2) where he discussed monetary policy last week with Fed Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke. Ron Paul knows his stuff and would be a tremendous asset for all of us to have in the White House.

  146. Protect against what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None of the filters proposed (here or elsewhere) would protect kids against the only real threat they face from the Internet: Pedophiles.

    The 'threat from pornopgraphy' is pure bullshit. No child has even been hurt or even affected in a negative way by porn, on the Internet or in real life. They have their horizon broadened, gain more acceptance of the natural deviations (like homosexuality) and most importantly learn about sex and how it actually works in real life (what goes where, and what the variations are and so on). Of course there are narrow-minded bigots that feel that for instance accepting homosexuality or masturbation is wrong and a 'damage', but making laws based on that is insanity.

  147. Series of tubes by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

    Filtering pr0n out of the internet should be easy, just put a filter around the series of tubes.

  148. Re:yeah, he sounds kind of cool, but not consisten by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

    "There is, however, one very important personal liberty he's firmly against and that is the right of a mother to have full control over her own reproductive system."

    Do you support allowing incest? If not, why?

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    The masses are the crack whores of religion.
  149. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Europe they have nudity, in America they have violence.

  150. more basic proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rather than tryng to prevent the transmission of child pornography, let's prevent
    the creation of it! We should mandate that suppliers of electrical power make
    sure that none of it powers cameras that are used to capture the pornographic
    images in the first place.

  151. Re:And people think the second amendment is outdat by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Big talk there, Che.

    So will we be seeing you standing up to a tank anytime soon?

    Revolution may have been a practical form of political expression in the days of horses and muskets, but I'm not real enthused about going up against F-22s with my little Ruger .22, you savvy?

  152. but... but... by BattleTroll · · Score: 1

    ... think of the children! They're in mortal danger right now and we must plug the holes. All that information leaking out of them tubes can really damage their fragile little minds.

  153. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lolol Lawlerskaters

  154. Misplaced priorities by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

    Mr. Senator,

    Given the statistical evidence, at least in this country, it would seem to me that protecting children would be *best* accomplished by banning the Roman Catholic Church. Roughly 4% of all priests have been accused of sexual abuse, a far, far, far higher rate than the number of pedophilia oriented websites.

    Note: I'm not seriously proposing banning the RCC. I'm merely pointing out *if* you were protecting the kiddies, what train of thought you should be following.

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    WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
  155. It's about control.... by moxley · · Score: 1

    Why would anybody believe that this is about "protecting our children?" (And when did that become the job of the state)?

    This is about one thing: Controlling and censoring information on the internet. The internet is way too open for these people, it's too much of a bastion of free thought and provides the ability for the masses to coordinate, organize and disseminate information.

    When they are done it will basically be like some sort of fucked up interactive television where you can buy shit - like a cross between MSNBC, Amazon.com and Cable On-Demand services and your email (which will be scanned by the state of course).

    We have a DOJ that has just announced that they will not enforce a contempt charge even if it passes the house - so the cat is out of the bag, this administration is openly saying that they are above all laws; congress, instead of actually working to preserve separation of powers, due process, and the rule of law and talking about this shit?

    The administration, DHS, and the mainstream media seem to know for certain that there is going to be a larger than 9/11 attack within the next month or two. Unfortunately if this happens martial law will likely be declared, all of these fucked up executive orders kick in (10990 - 12656, see http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/fem a_executive_orders.htm); NSPD51, suspension of the constitution for a minimum of 6 months, etc.

  156. Calm down--it's a stunt and no more. by innatetech · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is a publicity grab that's intended to ride the coat-tails of the news story on myspace's deletion of profiles associated with criminals and predators. The "bipartisan senators" are only barely senator*s*--there's precisely two of them: "Tubes" Stevens and Inoyue, of Hawaii. Don't hold your breath, people. The Internet will be fine. Other less insane or gerrymandered pols will not want to hop on a bandwagon that will roll directly towards a one-to-one policy correspondence with countries such as China.

  157. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by moeinvt · · Score: 1

    " . . .think before you follow a candidate who support such an idea . . . a huge depression could result if he is elected and does such an insane system."

    The President of the United States is not in a position to immediately implement a major overhaul of the tax system. Despite the fact that President Bush has taken several steps along the road, the President is not yet an all powerful dictator. OTOH, he WOULD have power over the Justice Dept. and be able to expose all of these illegal spying/wiretapping/surveillance/info gathering operations. As commander in chief, he would also be in a position to disengage the country from these insane militaristic crusades(which he has already advocated).

    If a "consumption tax" is so repugnant to you that you could not in good conscience vote for a candidate who advocates it, then good for you. It sounds like you're arguing against it based on an implementation scenario, so you might consider the fact that it has a minuscule chance of being implemented in a 4 year term.

    I can't know for sure, but I'd be willing to bet that Ron Paul would instantly veto a bill that proposed "Universal Internet Filtering".

  158. Survival of the fittest by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
    is what comes to mind. Of course - children has to be protected, but not by filtering but by education. Tell them what's out there and how to protect yourself.

    Don't give away too much information about yourself.

    • Don't be specific about your age when chatting.
    • Avoid pictures of yourself, use a picture of your pet or something instead.
    • If you still use a picture of yourself - use one that's neutral or formal.
    • Only tell your closest friends where you are going and where you live.
    • Detailed descriptions of hobbies, sports, opinions etc are OK, that's nothing unusual about that - unless you have a really weird hobby. (Taxidermist is OK, Necrophilism isn't)
    • Be aware that there are sites out there that only want to use you or your computer. "Britney Spears Nude" is very likely a hoax and a trojan.
    • Not everybody out there are what they claim to be.
    • If you give away your email address - use a disposable email address that you can close when you get too much junk mail.
    • If you are to meet a chat friend live - bring a few friends to the first meeting and meet at a neutral public place.
    • Stay protected all the time when surfing - use up to date anti-virus, but not even they are up to the latest threats so be careful.
    • Don't install any browser plugins that aren't from a well-known source.
    • Web filter programs are not really good, they can't catch everything - and they only filters out known bad sites - which means that they can't really find the really bad sites. Unless you run a whitelist where you only allow disney and a few other "good" sites, which will throw away the usefulness of the web too.
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  159. The Filter Gap!!! by LaminatorX · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one am grateful to our Senators for making sure we don't get left behind by the Chinese.

  160. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 1

    Voting for 3rd parties is doomed to failure in a majority-rule voting system. The only way 3rd parties will ever have a chance of winning is to change the system. Start small. Use Condorcet-style votes when choosing where to go to lunch with your coworkers; then local elections; then state elections; maybe, MAYBE, in 9 or 13 years, it can percolate up to pressident. Learn more.

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  161. Re:And people think the second amendment is outdat by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

    I don't think that the second amendment really matters if people are willing to commit the treasonous act of rebelling against their government.

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    I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
  162. Here's what I wrote to my Senator by DigitalReverend · · Score: 1

    Dear Senator,

    Senators Daniel K. Inouye and Ted Stevens have recently made claims that the Internet was a dangerous place where parents alone will not be able to protect their children and now seem to be calling for legislation to impose universal filtering on the internet.

    While I agree that SOME parent might need help controlling where their children browse, I don't believe that it is up to the government to take that role. There are many internet filtering packages available for parents to install if they wish. Instead of legislating universal internet filtering, perhaps a program that would alleviate the costs of purchasing internet filtering software. Another possibility would be to contract a development company to provide the necessary filtering software for free to parents who wish to use it.

    I have been in the Information Technology field for 17 years, and I can tell you that universal internet filtering would cause slower data throughput, severe bottlenecks, unnecessary costs and potential liability issues for internet providers. I have no problem with the government providing help to parents who request it, but to place a burden on the populous as a whole is wrong. There is a saying that goes around among people. "Just because your child is an inconvenience to you, does not mean he/she should be an inconvenience to me." I am all for protecting the children, but leave it in the hands of the parents, the government should not take the role for itself.

    I ask that you oppose universal internet filtering and perhaps propose the alternatives I mention above.

    Sincerely,

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    I read Slashdot for the headlines, because the headlines, unlike the articles, are usually original and never duplicated
    1. Re:Here's what I wrote to my Senator by narcc · · Score: 1

      You might want to mention, if you have any intentions of sending that message, that filtering pornography and child pornography is impossible and why.

      I run a public computer lab. In order to "protect the children" and insure a safe and nonthreatening environment we've developed some sophisticated monitoring and filtering software. It does an excellent job, but it's VERY far from perfect.

      Neither you nor I can write a computer program that accepts an image as input and determines if the image is pornographic (or close enough to it to warrant blocking) -- it's simply impossible. A .xxx TLD and a bit of public education ought to "corral" the majority of porn so that it may be easily filtered at schools, libraries, and other public facilities. -- It's not perfect, but it sure as hell would help.

  163. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by domatic · · Score: 1

    Perhaps making it illegal is not the way to handle it. I would favor ISPs losing broad swaths of legal protections the instant they filter traffic. Basically, an ISP should in no way be considered a "common carrier" once they filter for corporate advantage. So they'll have to offset extorting the likes of Google for access to their customers against increased liability for anything that crosses their network.

  164. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by PipianJ · · Score: 1

    Yes he is, actually. OnTheIssues.org has some of his stances on Technology, including voting against net neutrality. Between that and his desire to abolish the Fed, I only have a handful of things I disagree with him on.

  165. Who is the contractor? by hoppo · · Score: 1

    "Commerce Committee Chairman Daniel K. Inouye (D-Hawaii) and Senate Commerce, Science, and Transportation Committee Vice Chairman Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) both argued that Internet was a dangerous place where parents alone will not be able to protect their children."

    My guess is, whomever has been identified to do this project -- if it passes -- has someone named Inouye or Stevens working there (or maybe both).

  166. It makes perfect sense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See, we all know the internet is a series of tubes. Now some of these tubes look like vaginas. Some of these tubes look like penis. And yet, some of these tubes look like an anus! Clearly, we need to control which tubes the children drive their dumptruck through, lest they miss the information superhighway's exit signs and wind up going down the wrong tube. Of course we could throw a few billion into putting more signs on the information superhighway, maybe a few rest stops along the way too. Sounds like the best use of taxpayer money to date!

  167. Re:yeah, he sounds kind of cool, but not consisten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do, to the same degree that I support allowing other sexual activity (that is to say, within limits of reasonable consent). Why, should I not support it?

    (I'd also oppose it if the population got low enough that the resulting decreased genetic variability was a threat to sustainability of the breeding pool, but we're just a little far from that at the moment.)

  168. but how by Elisanre · · Score: 1

    do you filter them tubers or what those damn geeks call that internet-er-er. Put congress in the same little yellow buss with Bush and make them al wear velcro helmets.

  169. Have I been reading too much Heinlein? by Lord+of+Hyphens · · Score: 1

    Why am I reminded of that bit in Heinlein's "Magic, Inc." story where the politician effectively stands up and rails against the use of magic? (It's then explained that the person is just appeasing his constituency.)

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    "I've spent my whole life figuring out crazy ways to do things. It'll work." -- Montgomery Scott, "Relics"
  170. Pr0n Mining by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

    Image mining still works. Given a quick check of the size of the branches on my newsserver, it seems to have some very active newsgroups in the alt.binaries.pictures tree. The quality of the images & the signal to noise ratio is questionable, but the volume seems to still be as high as it ever was.

  171. Re:yeah, he sounds kind of cool, but not consisten by Khomar · · Score: 1

    the right of a mother to have full control over her own reproductive system.

    And to hell with the rights of the unborn to live! Tell me, what is the difference between a baby who is in the womb at 34 weeks gestation and one who has just been born. Answer: nothing. But if you kill the baby who is outside of the womb, it is murder. If you kill the baby who is still in the womb, it is conveniently called choice. This is morally reprehensible and repugnant. It is to our eternal shame that we have slaughtered an entire generation -- over 40 million babies -- in the last forty years. Forget the holocaust. Forget Stalin's purges. We have eclipsed them both in our barbarous campaign for "choice".

    I challenge any one who is pro-abortion to go visit a neo-natal unit. My wife just gave birth to a very premature baby (he was born at 28 weeks gestation -- three months early). He weighed only 3 lbs, but he was perfect with tiny hands, feet, and beautiful blue eyes. He is now a healthy four month old who weighs over 9 lbs. However, according to the law, he was not a human until he left the womb. Some even say that they are not capable of pain, but I can assure you from his crying that he knew what pain was. So, visit a neo-natal unit. Tell those parents to their face that that tiny baby in their arms is not human.

    The Declaration of Independence listed three inalienable rights: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness (emphasis added). The first and most important of these is life. Don't cloak the real issue here by talking about a woman's control of her body -- that is a bogus and vile argument. The baby is a separate living being that happens to be growing inside a woman's body. Just because it cannot be seen or heard does not make it any less human. Also forgotten in all of this is the tremendous pain and guilt that the mothers often feel after taking the life of their child. No, really all that matters is that the abortion money machine remains in place.

    I may have infused too much anger into this post, but I wonder if that is what is necessary. We are talking about people's lives not which team we are going to root for in the Super Bowl. We are not talking about what we are going to have for dinner but the entire future of another person's life. Just as we have the Bill of Rights and the Supreme Court to protect the minorities, so they should also protected the silent minority -- the unborn.

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    I believe in de-evolution. God made the world perfect, man fell, and its been going downhill ever since!

  172. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

    >> Ron Paul basically is calling for a return to a government
    >> dictated by the constitution -- namely that any powers not
    >> specifically given to congress by the constitution should be
    >> left to the states.

    (Off topic rant)

    That's just what we need. Reestablishment of segregation.
    Illegal abortions performed in bathrooms. Evolution theory
    banned in schools. Rampant capital punishment against non-whites.
    Jail time for buggery. Big red A for adultery. Book burnings.

    When you get down to it, the federal government is the only
    thing keeping the red states from reverting to the worse
    parts of the previous centuries. Maybe the real solution is
    to spin them off, like any good corporation would.

    jfs

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  173. Not different from TV? by pseudorand · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "'Given the increasingly important role of the Internet in education and commerce, it differs from other media like TV and cable because parents cannot prevent their children from using the Internet altogether,' Sen. Stevens said."

    What? Why not? All modern operating systems come password protected (just log off and don't give your kid the password.), and it's a frickin' computer. There's no barrier for software vendors to write software that limits or prevents Internet access. What's your kid going to do, buy his own laptop that you don't know about, unplug your computer and hook his up to your router? That ability is a natural function of computers. TV, on the other hand, has only recently starting coming with technology to password protect specific channels, and I think that's usually only with the upgraded package from the cable provider.

  174. Re:yeah, he sounds kind of cool, but not consisten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, would miscarriages be manslaughter or murder?

  175. Do something?!? by bjk002 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "If the legislators in question REALLY wanted to do something effective..."

    How about instead of spending billions on even more police to act as parents, we get more money to the PARENTS!

    Like 2-3 year paid maternity leave for working moms/dads, benefit supplementation for part-time working moms/dads, or greater daycare/workcare allowances. Tax breaks for businesses to encourage working from home? THERE are some GOOD ideas on where we should be spending our tax monies, not adding even more damned police and making this an even bigger police state.

    And just to be clear, so as to avoid the flame wars, I do not have a problem with police. In fact, I fully support and often pity them for the shiet they are forced to go through dealing with the masses. I just have a big problem with how we are using them these days.

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    1. Re:Do something?!? by sleigher · · Score: 1

      well it was a wise man who said " we cannot arrest our way out of social problems". Now if I could just remember who that was.....

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    2. Re:Do something?!? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'Like 2-3 year paid maternity leave for working moms/dads, benefit supplementation for part-time working moms/dads, or greater daycare/workcare allowances. Tax breaks for businesses to encourage working from home? THERE are some GOOD ideas on where we should be spending our tax monies'

      I'm not for filtering but I'm not for this crap either. Sorry but I don't think you are entitled to anything special just because you squeezed a couple out. Raising them is your problem and paying for them is your problem.

      I'm willing to spend tax dollars on building and maintaining roads, maintaining a MINIMAL local police force (cops are dirty too many is a bad thing, you want them to be seen not to actually act), maintaining the defensive military AS OUTLINED IN THE CONSTITUTION, schools, libraries, health care (which includes dental and vision), and the building and maintenance of the things required to make all those happen. Anything else, you are on your own.

    3. Re:Do something?!? by bjk002 · · Score: 1

      All well and good. Give me back the 30%-45% of my salary that gets sucked up by the police state and I'll gladly take care of it myself.

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    4. Re:Do something?!? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'All well and good. Give me back the 30%-45% of my salary that gets sucked up by the police state and I'll gladly take care of it myself.'

      Don't complain at me buddy, you already get tax breaks for dependents and household to pay for those expenses. I sure as hell don't see those tax breaks and actually pay a higher rate so you can have them. Don't even think about expecting me to pay for the same thing twice.

      That said, your tax breaks are nothing compared what the police state burns.

  176. Re:yeah, he sounds kind of cool, but not consisten by Khomar · · Score: 1

    So, would miscarriages be manslaughter or murder?

    If that is the best you can do, then I guess it validates my argument. The answer, of course, is neither unless the miscarriage occurred as the direct consequence of the mother's actions or that of another. For example, if someone struck a woman and she miscarried her baby, I would consider that manslaughter. If the woman deliberately took action to cause a miscarriage, that would be murder.

    Of course, you were just trolling and hiding behind your cowardice. You probably don't actually care that there is a reasoned response.

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    I believe in de-evolution. God made the world perfect, man fell, and its been going downhill ever since!

  177. Stupid politicians by romydog · · Score: 1

    It is rather interesting that those politicos have not learned the lesson yet. There are and will always be several ways to bypass any type internet filtering. Kids are curious little things, and it only takes one or two of them to find a bypass method before the news spreads around school yards and chat rooms like a virus. My two cents is that those politicians are too old and don't have much else to prove, so they keep coming back with old ideas. How boring !!! How about letting parents do their job, huh ?!!!

    1. Re:Stupid politicians by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      How about, oh, I don't know, killing child molesters and jailing people who try (in the general prison population, with some publicity about what they are in for)?

      That'll help protect the children more than anything.

      Hell, hang the fuckers by their penis and scrotum until they plummet to the floor from the ripping off of their privates, then let the blood loss and infection finish them off. Nothing is too cruel and unusual for someone who would rape a child. Nothing.

    2. Re:Stupid politicians by neminem · · Score: 1

      There's one problem with that: I can think of at least half a dozen ways to get labeled a "child molester" without actually being one, and there's very little you can do once you've broken some stupidly broad law and gotten yourself that label.

    3. Re:Stupid politicians by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Well, the first step is getting rid of stupidly broad laws and the people who write them.

      The second is to give a judge some credit for being able to do what his title implies, and stop having legislatures tie the hands of judges with mandatory labeling of people who don't deserve it and mandatory minimum sentences for people with mitigating circumstances.

      The third is to repeal a bunch of laws that cause nothing but confusion, and get nice, clear, easily indexed and understood laws on the books.

      The fourth is to enforce the new, clearer, more sensible, more targeted laws better.

      The fifth is to stick harsh harsh penalties to those who really do deserve them. I can see why some people are against the death penalty, so I won't argue again for it here.

      When a drug dealer peacefully selling pot to adults goes away longer than a guy who plainly gets caught molesting or killing children, there's no justice. When there's no justice for one, there's no justice for anyone.

  178. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Love the energy!

  179. Children Are Growth Incarnate by EgoWumpus · · Score: 1

    I agree; let them install the monitoring and filtering. How long do you think it will be, given the proliferation of wireless technology, before routing internet data through land lines is a thing of the past? Thirty years ago, the scale and type of data transmission seen on the internet would have been unthinkable. In thirty years, my bet is on technologies that truly bring about the sort of 'datasphere' that Simmons mentions in Hyperion. You can't filter that, or monitor it in a centralized fashion; at best you can test or sample it, like you might test or sample for pollution in the ocean.

    If this sort of thing had happened ten years ago, I think we would have had real cause to worry. As it is, it is the sort of cash cow government project that will bring a lot of money in to someone, but need never be really completed or functioning. Because, frankly, the end goal isn't achievable. To date no society has succeeded in restraining it's children. Why are we any different?

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  180. Re:yeah, he sounds kind of cool, but not consisten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reason has little to do with emotional topics.

    I'd rather not see a woman brought before a court to have to prove her innocence as to her involvement with her miscarriage.

    There's enough screwy laws as it is. We don't need any more for crimes committed by or against able-bodied and able-minded people that happen to have a certain medical condition.

    (They do make great headlines though. Not only does the news get to sensationalize a (white and attractive generally) woman getting killed, the media gets the bonus of the unborn fetus too! Then the local politicians can cook up a new law to punish those who murder pregnant women to add another bullet point under their "Think of the children!" campaign.)

    And all those extremely premature babies only survive due to advances in our medical technology, rather expensive technology at that. A century ago, the woman giving birth that prematurely would have killed the baby. Of course, the same is true today for those who cannot afford the hospital bills involved with the pre or post natal treatments needed to keep the fetus viable or the baby alive respectively.

  181. Child Pornography? by Damocles+the+Elder · · Score: 1

    "While filtering and monitoring technologies help parents to screen out offensive content and to monitor their child's online activities, the use of these technologies is far from universal and may not be fool-proof in keeping kids away from adult material," Sen. Inouye said. "In that context, we must evaluate our current efforts to combat child pornography and consider what further measures may be needed to stop the spread of such illegal material over high-speed broadband connections."

    Wait, so, I'm confused. He wants to "keep kids away from adult material" by reevaluating efforts to "combat child pornography". So is he just linking buzzwords, or saying "If you have a child, and he looks at porn, it's child pornography and illegal! PROTECT THE CHILLUNS!"
  182. gov't, sometimes you need to stay out of our lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    first off, i applaud you, US senators, for not inviting civil liberties groups to this hearing. they may have voiced a different opinion disagreeing with yours and probably would have offered varying perspectives on the issue. this whole idea of listening to many and obtaining a more thorough, comprehensive understanding of the issue would have been a time consuming inconvenience. obviously you, the members of the US senate, know what is best for all members of our society.

    secondly, i think it's wonderful we're taking the necessary steps to create our own great firewall similar to that of communist China. that's done wonders for their country and i'm sure we'd see similar results over here.

    lastly, taking the parental duties from parents to monitor what their own children are doing is a step in the right direction. parents shouldn't have a say in how they go about raising their own children anyway. obviously you, the government, can do a much better job. i mean come on, it worked for the Hitler Youth and Nazi Germany right?

    http://robotbrother.blogspot.com/

  183. Idea for a startup by mdozturk · · Score: 1

    - Write an algorithm that can analyze images to detect nudity and or sexual acts - Write an algorithm that can try to determine the age of a person in an image. - Put the two together - Profit!

  184. Stevens just trying to distract from his crimes by vsync64 · · Score: 1

    Ted Stevens is currently under criminal investigation (reported in the WSJ yesterday). Wake me when he isn't. Then maybe this legislation will be relevant. Until then, he is obviously talking about bigger crimes to distract from his "smaller" ones.

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    TO BUY A NEW CAR WOULD MAKE YOU SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.
  185. such a lazy society/world by recharged95 · · Score: 1
    "US senators today made a bipartisan call for the universal implementation of filtering and monitoring technologies on the Internet in order to protect children. "

    Wouldn't it be easier and simpler if parents "protected" their children instead? That they'd be educated in lifes good and bad vs. the bubbly, spoiled and whiney MTV corporate world? Why is this the internet's job? Cybernanny?

  186. Re:yeah, he sounds kind of cool, but not consisten by Khomar · · Score: 1

    You can try to make excuses or cloud the issue in ambiguity, but there is one unquestionable fact: abortion kills babies. It is a willful act of cruel, inhumane brutality against an innocent life. Just as we denounce the slaughter of innocent civilians and genocide, so we should denounce this reprehensible act. We condemn slavery, but we actively slaughter our own children. We are upset about invading Iraq, but we invade the bodies of little babies and destroy them in the womb. Think about that.

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  187. About as good as this: by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

    Skin is skin. Censor all, or censor none.

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  188. This should be happening in the homes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Censorship should happen in the homes not on the infrastructure.
    Silly politicians.

  189. You are the emotional one.... by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Look at the tone of your writing, throwing out all sorts of random points because you have a visceral reaction against the death penalty. But let's go point for point.

    A jay walker can end up killing a two year old by walking into traffic and cause a major wreck so kill the jay-walker as they can't be rehabilitated.

    Presently, there are very cases of where jay-walkers actually cause major car accidents. Never-the-less, if it could be proved that a jay-walker did so deliberately to cause a car accident, then yes, the crime would be capital murder. However, the next question is, could a murdering jay walker be rehabilitated. For now, we would assume yes, given no statistical evidence to the contrary.

    Someone stealing a loaf of bread can't be rehabilitated either and could end up killing a two year old at a bank so kill him as well.

    Actually, there's a great deal of evidence to support exactly that contention.

    Someone who smokes may kill a two year old through second hand smoke, so kill the smokers as well

    Actually no, because, second hand smoke is an invention of trial lawyers and the doctors they paid off.

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    1. Re:You are the emotional one.... by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      You are simply incorrect. I am as much against the child-rapists (and I mean the young child that is either harmed and/or is not informed about sex) as you are, but you place too much weight on ages.
      I am under the age of consent (16). Let's say I were to have sex with some girl who's 19. Let's say I pressured her into it, and I look over 18 (which I do). Now, it's her fault. She's now on the Meghan's Law list, and her life is completely f*cked up anyway. Now, she should die, right? She willingly had sex with a minor (it was my idea, but sssh!). They can't be rehabilitated, so just shoot them in the head.

      OK. Now, two 35 year olds have consensual sex. The caveat is, she's retarded and has the mental capacity of a 5 year old, but she said yes. That's just peachy-keen? Whatever, you people scare the living shit out of me. Ages are useless as a metric.

      P.S. Just kill them?? Are you out of your fucking mind??? You are either a troll or you feel that you alone know what's right for every fucking person in the country! I'd say you can't honestly believe that, but you probably do anyways.

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    2. Re:You are the emotional one.... by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Ok, basically, you are overthinking everything in an attempt to rationalize getting pussy. First off, pussy is not that important. You need to be a bit of a sexist and realize that while women are great, they are still objects, and that, you can always put them in their proper place along with a fast car, a giant house, a boat, a good TV, computer, fine cigarettes and whiskey.

      With that out of the way, I can agree that age is a guideline of sorts. I'm not in favor of federal sentencing guidelines or even minimum terms. Rather, I'd leave more up to local judges, so that they can use their minds in sorting these things out.

      In your hypothetical case, pressuring the 19 year old girl to have sex with you is kind of a rape. So, while the law might not see it that way, her father certainly would, and should. In an islamic country, he would have the right to kill you for it, and honestly, I'm not so sure that's not a bad idea! [really, why are we fighting a culture that only wants to make us male dominated]?

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  190. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by dmclap · · Score: 1

    Except his scary fairtax plan is quite extreme and can cause serve economic damage if you apply a 25% consumption tax in addition to state taxes! Yes the rich corporate fat cats will pay nothing but it wont help if their income drops by 50% as people can afford the taxes at their level of spending. Regression consumption taxes really hurt the lower class the most and people who are just trying to get buy.

    Yes I will probably be modded as a troll here but think before you follow a candidate who support such an idea? Rich alreayd have insane savings rates and poor have debt or dissaving rates.

    Anyway a huge depression could result if he is elected and does such an insane system.

    Unless we're thinking of different Fairtax plans, the one I've read is actually fairly progressive (i.e. not regressive). For instance, as part of the system, the Department of Health and Human Services would regularly determine the general cost of living at a poverty line level for various family sizes (including food, clothing, health care, etc), and then send a refund check to every single family every month covering the tax value of that cost, effectively nullifying the tax for low income families. Also, there are absolutely NO exceptions in the Fairtax, which means that rich people would have to pay for their indulgences. And since when is savings a bad thing? It allows banks to offer lower rates of interest to companies, which allows them to invest, which helps them lower prices.

    Another benefit of the Fairtax system is the complete elimination of the massive amounts of overhead caused by the tax system; they'll run more efficiently, have to pay fewer taxes, and need substantially fewer accountants and lawyers for this sort of thing. Most of these savings would be passed onto the consumer, helping to nullify the price increase.

    Also, remember, the rich are currently the biggest beneficiaries of the tax system. They pay ridiculously low percentages (I've heard of millionaries paying something like 15%), while the middle class winds up somewhere in the 40% range. There's no cheating a Fairtax system; you pay taxes on everything you buy, and the rich will either help pay for their share of the government, or help lower our prices.

    If you want to complain about the Fairtax, complain about the fact that it only works if implemented perfectly, and that it'll never, ever be accepted by Congress even in small parts. But the economics are fairly sound, or at least not absolutely insane. It's infeasible, but a fairly interesting idea. I personally like it because the government won't be able to get away with out of control spending without us knowing about it in the form of a sales tax increase.
  191. Baby boomers suck by huckamania · · Score: 1

    Literally they will suck the US dry. The worst generation of Americans ever. The BB politicians are a prime example. A generation of ego driven, self-serving, money grubbing thieves, who will sell this country and their mothers out to make a dime.

    No one in my immediate family are baby boomers. Both my parents were born before the boom. My aunts and uncles who are baby boomers are all ego driven, self-serving, money grubbing thieves. One of them is retired from government service with a 100% pension. He makes the same money retired as he does working. Is it any wonder he retired? Another stole money from my family to finance their house.

    All of the generations that have followed these losers are going to have to stand up to them. They are not super geniuses and they do not deserve our adoration. They are ego driven, self-serving, money grubbing thieves, and they will piss on your back and tell you it's raining, just because they can.

    1. Re:Baby boomers suck by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "The BB politicians are a prime example. A generation of ego driven, self-serving, money grubbing thieves, who will sell this country and their mothers out to make a dime."

      Unfortunately, history demonstrates that BB politicians are no worse than those from previous generations, and are actually a lot better than some of them. Pork barrel politics for example goes back to the early 19th century, and both it and other forms of political patronage became rife in the post civil war period (the so called "Gilded Age), when incredible levels of corruption including obvious vote rigging were endemic at all levels of government, and in all branches. The worst of the BB politicos is an angel compared with the average ones of the 19th century, and also rather better than most from the early 20th century.

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  192. I think of the children by Sloppy · · Score: 0, Troll

    That's why I tell them, "Your government hates you, almost as much as they hate the rest of us."

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  193. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by Arterion · · Score: 1

    You say he's for personal liberty, but all I see is that he's anti-choice and probably against same sex marriage, too. Where does it stand on things like flag burning? What about religious documents in public (government) buildings? Prayer in schools? Doesn't sound like he's for personal liberty at all!

    He's against regulations, but consider that Net Neutrality is a form of regulation. Okay, I'll agree with you. I guess he's not like most republicans in that he's even further to the right.

    It sounds like he wants to move us back. He's calling for a return to something. As I look back at American history, I don't really see anything I want to go back to.

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  194. Proxing .kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we have a .kids.TLD that is actually a proxy that goes through their imagined firewall. They get the stupid proxy they want and leave the rest of us alone. Filtering software becomes incredibly simple. Just one big stupid database so that the politicians can have a big warm fuzzy feeling.

    Execute!

  195. Censorship by Harry+Coin · · Score: 1

    Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. - Mark Twain

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  196. Electrion Year Posturing by YetAnotherBob · · Score: 1

    Looks like it's election year again. More bills put up to make it look like they are doing something. This'll never pass the courts.

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  197. Animal censor by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

    Are you sure the footage just wasn't shot in Japan?

  198. Re:what the internet needs by dmpyron · · Score: 1

    The first time I saw this printed on the referenced site, I thought you were full of bullshit. But now I realize that you're just yanking our chains. You are, aren't you? Otherwise you need to go see your doctor. Those meds aren't working.

  199. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more I listen to the guy, the more I like him. Until he ACTUALLY becomes president...

    Let's face it, we (the majority) all liked our president's before they went in office.
  200. nerd naivety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahhh, nerd naivety.

    This is politics. The Republicans are opposing ALL Democrat sponsored legislation in the Senate. They need something to distract people from this. Like a pointless morality campaign.

    McClatchy: Senate Republicans On Track For Record Setting Obstruction
    Nearly 1 in 6 roll-call votes in the Senate this year have been cloture votes. If this pace of blocking legislation continues, this 110th Congress will be on track to roughly triple the previous record number of cloture votes -- 58 each in the two Congresses from 1999-2002, according to the Senate Historical Office.

    (cloture votes are required to end debate, part of filibustering)

    http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/07/21/mcclatchy -senate-republicans-on-track-for-record-setting-ob struction/
    http://www.mcclatchydc.com/homepage/v-print/story/ 18218.html

  201. Re:yeah, he sounds kind of cool, but not consisten by syntaxglitch · · Score: 1

    You can try to make excuses or cloud the issue in ambiguity, but there is one unquestionable fact: abortion kills babies. It is a willful act of cruel, inhumane brutality against an innocent life. Just as we denounce the slaughter of innocent civilians and genocide, so we should denounce this reprehensible act. We condemn slavery, but we actively slaughter our own children. We are upset about invading Iraq, but we invade the bodies of little babies and destroy them in the womb. Think about that.

    Abortion, in most cases, kills a largely undeveloped fetus that is incapable of surviving outside of the mother's body. This lump of tissue is not a baby, it is not a sentient human being. It is a parasite within the mother's body and allowed to exist only by her whim.

    Most people regularly eat animals with more intelligence than a fetus. Eating pork is more morally questionable than abortion.

    No one claims abortion is a GOOD thing. But as far as bad things go, it ranks somewhere below eating meat and a bit above jaywalking.

  202. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I tend to agree with you, except that they aren't actually common carriers, not by law. They're in this sort of odd position where if they get a complaint about you, they have to cut you off -- or something like that. I don't actually know how it works, but I would expect an entirely neutral ISP to even allow you to send spam, and simply be willing to provide your personal details to anyone who complains, so they know where to send the lawsuit.

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  203. Logic, wherefore art thou? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "[Two Senators] argued that [the] Internet was a dangerous place where parents alone will not be able to protect their children."

    The internet is dangerous? Well so is the rest of the world, in case you haven't noticed. Parents can't protect their own children by themselves? Some people neglect or abuse their offspring or just plain suck at parenting, but this doesn't mean that all taxpayers should foot the bill to possibly help make up for it. It also doesn't give our government freedom to impose a mechanism which could easily, and most certainly would be used in unintended ways to limit the rights of anyone who happens to use the internet.

    "While filtering and monitoring technologies help parents to screen out offensive content and to monitor their child's online activities, the use of these technologies is far from universal and may not be fool-proof in keeping kids away from adult material"

    May not be foolproof? how about definatly is not and never will be foolproof. I am aware of no technology that is foolproof.

    "...we must evaluate our current efforts to combat child pornography and consider what further measures may be needed to stop the spread of such illegal material over high-speed broadband connections."

    How did they come to the conclusion that child pornography is only spread over high-speed broadband? Or is it alright to send such things over slow connections? Or are they singling out broadband for some other reason?

    "Given the increasingly important role of the Internet in education and commerce, it differs from other media like TV and cable because parents cannot prevent their children from using the Internet altogether,"

    So no parent can keep their child off the internet today because kids use the internet to buy things and do schoolwork. I know libraries and brick-and-mortar stores aren't endangered species yet, so why can't they use those? Sure it may not be as convenient, but with the good comes the bad in anything.

    "The headlines continue to tell us of children who are victimized online. While the issues are difficult, I believe Congress has an important role to play to ensure that the protections available in other parts of our society find their way to the Internet."

    Popular mass media is the primary gauge for how well Congress is doing its job and where its priorities lie? Headlines are funny things, they often make phenomena seem ubiquitous when they are really quite rare. With a population of hundreds of millions of (supposedly sovereign) people, you will get quite a few perverts and quite a few poorly parented kids, and eventually they'll cross paths, whether it be in cyberspace or on a public street. But the frequency with which this happens does not warrant such a response.

    "[T]he most important finding of the committee is that developing in children and youth an ethic of responsible choice and skills for appropriate behavior is foundational for all efforts to protect them--with respect to inappropriate sexually explicit material on the Internet as well as many other dangers on the Internet and in the physical world,"

    Surprise of all surprises, the best way to 'protect' children, online and otherwise, is to teach them proper behavior and how to make their own choices. But of course telling people to do a better job raising and supervising their children doesn't win many votes, so these findings and others like it will fall on deaf ears. If prefer some raw statistics that show it's mostly lack of education (of both the children and parents) and parental incompetence that most urgently need to be addressed , then read netsmartz.org.

    Nowhere in this article do I see any of these lawmakers making any valid arguments as to why this filtering/monitoring technology is needed. These peop

  204. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Those are pretty important ones. Is there anything you actually agree with him on?

    The problem I have with Libertarians and "small government" is, it tends to give entirely too much power to corporations, and puts entirely too much faith in the free market to resolve anything.

    Let's face it -- if you're in an area where there's only one or two ISPs, the free market isn't going to do ANYTHING. They can basically do anything they want to you, as long as it's not quite enough to make you physically move to another location. It's called a geographical monopoly, and it is why the government already regulates other utilities.

    And the same principle is true in all sorts of other places. Libertarians cry "slippery slope", that the mere hint of government intervention means next moment, we'll have to fill out six pages of government forms and pay three different kinds of taxes just to get Internet. But it goes both ways -- you start deregulating everything, and pretty soon you have anarchy -- which means "might makes right" -- which means none of the little guys that Libertarians are supposedly about will have a chance against the likes of Wall-Mart, Exxon, Sony, Microsoft, Monsanto, etc.

    What we really need is a healthy moderate. Do they even exist anymore? Someone who decides we should grow up and stop wasting the public dialog with "think of the children", abortion, gay marriage, etc. Someone who has some sort of a plan for Iraq -- frankly, I don't care if they want to pull out or not -- but who will actually listen to their military advisers, and stop using the war one way or another as a political tool. Someone who might do patent reform, without ripping out the patent system entirely -- same with education.

    Someone who is more intelligent than a yogurt. (Bush and Ted Stevens need not apply.)

    I'm not sure my candidate exists, though! I guess I should write a letter to Obama or something, find out if he knows/cares about technological issues.

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  205. Libertarians and the environment by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I think what GP is asking, and what I'm wondering as well, is how we'll prevent corporations from putting poisons into the air and water or abusing their workers if the only enforcement is after-the-fact in a courtroom?

    This brings up one thing I disagree with at least some other libertarians, I support a strong EPA enforcing environmental laws and regulations. As far as the environment goes I support the precautionary principle.

    The only way I can see this working is if corporate personhood was revoked, which I don't see on any of the Libertarian Party's platforms.

    From the Libertarian Party website:

    "Tightening up the charters, along with elimination of corporate personhood and elimination of limited liability would enable a self regulating structure that would ensure that contractual obligations are met."
    "If I am ever in a position to do something about it, I will call for a removal of corporate personhood, becuase I believe that is the basis for these types of problems and the never ending battle of control between government and private enterprise."
    "As for corporations and unions. Corporations should be stripped of their ficticious personhood and accordingly stripped of the ability to make political contributions."

    Searching the LP website I found 15 pages about this, so there are a number of Libertarians who don't believe corporations shoud be given personhood status.

    Falcon
  206. in most cases both parents have to work. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    For the most part both parent only have to work if they want to join the rat race and keep up with the Jones, or because they made bad decisions. You shouldn't have children unless you can financially support them.

    I'm not sure myself. I know I am structuring a life so I don't have to make that kind of sacrifice. but I"m not in the same circumstance that most people are in, so I struggle with how much we can expect from average joe and jane blow... maybe they *do* need some help...

    I'm all for giving assistance to those who need it, but it should be civil society that gives the aid not government.

    Did both of your parents work?

    My dad retired from the Airforce and my mom worked part tyme while putting herself through school to be a lab tech in a hospital, then once she finished her training she worked fulltime. However they seperated then divorced while I was still young. Didn't matter much because even when they were married he wasn't around for long. He was constantly stationed overseas, to Tiawan or Japan. I'd like to have gone myself but because he'd only be there a few months or so, so it wouldn't have made sense to move the entire family.

    Falcon
  207. My deepest apology by tjstork · · Score: 1

    In the above note, as I was enumerating things for a man to have, I forgot to include GUNS!

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  208. Re:Why protect children. Just ban them from the ne by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

    Why do we always insist on banning things we don't agree with?

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  209. Re:And people think the second amendment is outdat by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

    Aircraft cannot hold territory.

    Just ask those dudes in Iraq.

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  210. ++++ this just in ++++ by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    Alan Turing and Gordon Rice Call for Senators who know what the heck they're talking about

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  211. Re: This would include use of https (ssl) right? by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    I mean if the web site were being browsed with ssl encryption it would be harder to filter, right?

  212. Re: That would reopen the key escrow question... by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    Then we would get to go back to arguing^h^h^h^h^h^hdiscussing whether the united states (and other) governments should have the ability to read all encrypted traffic (for official "authorized" purposes only of course).

  213. Re: That of course is a real problem with raw tech by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    Over the last 40 years I have written a lot of software, and some of it has ended up in unexpected places. I recently found some source code I wrote while at Digital Research in a zip file on a server in a remote vampire sanctuary in europe. I wrote some encryption interfaces for Motorola for the military and I expect that code was widely used in places I can only imagine. As long as we are writing code modules, we have very little control over where those modules end up. The best we can hope to do is not actually integrate anything we personaly consider immoral. You make a personal stand. You make an example. People notice and respect you or not. As you get older, your views change and hopefully, you don't regret later what you did when you were younger. If I invented something that was used for an immoral purpose, I would think once about killing the asshole that used my code in an immoral way before I would consider suicide. Serve the society in the way you see best. Namaste - doug

  214. opps - broken link by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

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  215. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Gold has fluctuated very heavily in recent years. People I know lost money in the early 80s for investing gold.

    At least the government can control its own currency to slow inflation or stop deflation by just reducing or printing more money. That is kind of hard with gold.

  216. LIES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're so full of shit: "Generally speaking, sex offenders have a very high recidivism rate, so, rehabilitation doesn't work."

    http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/abstract/rsorp94.htm says:
    "Within 3 years following their release, 5.3% of sex offenders (men who had committed rape or sexual assault) were rearrested for another sex crime."

    That's some high recidivism rates there! Wow, 5.3% sure is a lot of reoffense! That rehab ain't working, maw!

    As for the rest of it all, I already covered it here: http://www.angryoffender.com/registry_proves_worth less.html QUOTE:

    The proof is overwhelmingly against the long-standing theory that "sex offenders are very likely to commit their crimes again." Previous resources straight from law enforcement and corrections departments themselves have quoted sex offender reoffense rates circling five to six percent. For example, The U.S. Department of Justice Bureau of Justice Statistics: Recidivism of Sex Offenders Released from Prison in 1994 section from the "National Recidivism Study of Released Prisoners" study highlights the following four bullet-points (emphasis and commentary added):

    * Within 3 years following their release, 5.3% of sex offenders (men who had committed rape or sexual assault) were rearrested for another sex crime. - In other words, out of every 1,000 sex offenders, the average you'll see "doing it again" is 53. Considering the tiny fraction of the population that sex offenders occupy, any given child or adult is far more likely to be injured or killed in a car wreck than molested, raped, or killed by a "sex offender." As far as the "within 3 years" goes, see the next study below this one.
    * On average the 9,691 sex offenders served 3 1/2 years of their 8-year sentence. - It's hard to interpret this, but I'd have to say that my best guess on why this is, is due to good behavior and being worthy of parole. In other words, sex offenders don't act like hoodlums while in prison and rehabilitate rather well.
    * Compared to non-sex offenders released from State prisons, released sex offenders were 4 times more likely to be rearrested for a sex crime. - EVERY TIME that I quote the first item above, THIS ONE is used by people who think they're intelligent and think they've "caught me" making a mistake or skewing the facts. Unfortunately for them, they failed to use common sense in their search for ways to "stick it to me." If a person shows a lower threshold of restraint for committing any given crime, common sense dictates that the chances of being accused or actually committing that crime would be higher. Think of cocaine addicts as an example. Does it not logically follow that a cocaine addict will both (A) be looked at with more suspicion regarding drug-related crimes (and thus be at higher risk of rearrest) AND (B) have less "conscience" about starting up cocaine again? Also, note that they mention ARRESTS AND NOT CONVICTIONS. Being "rearrested" doesn't mean "reconvicted." You'd be surprised how many people choose to ignore these things to further their blind hatred of sex offenders.

    And then:

    * Within 9 years of their release, 49% were returned to prison. Not reported is the fact that only 6% of these (34 out of 556) were returned to prison for a new sex crime. Most were returned for parole violations (27%) or for committing other crimes such as drug offenses.
    * The study includes the clear statement: "These findings suggest that sex offenders are a diverse population and that when looking at sex offender recidivism it is important to distinguish total criminal activity from sexual reoffending." (p. 34) Unfortunately, politicians and the media rarely do this.
    * Between 1985 and 2001 a tot

  217. Re:The first thing they'll filter... mp3 downloads by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

    It isn't necessary to tie a currency 100% to gold; it could be tied to multiple metals, or have a fractional tie (such as the Swiss franc prior to 2000). That would reduce or eliminate a lot of the price volatility that you mention, and would still encourage governments to balance their budgets and control debts. As it stands now with a floating currency, it is too ripe for abuse. See this article for some more history behind the gold standard.