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Apple Sued Over iPhone Non-Replaceable Batteries

UnknowingFool writes "A customer named Jose Trujillo has filed a class-action lawsuit against Apple over the iPhone batteries. According to the suit, Apple did not disclose that the batteries of the iPhone were not user-replaceable. Also the plaintiff alleges that the battery will need to replaced every year. When a battery needs to be replaced, the customer will be without a phone for several days unless the customer pays $29.95 for a loaner phone service. Lastly, the plaintiff alleges that the battery information was difficult to find on Apple's website."

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  1. Stupidest lawsuit ever by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Informative

    But let's not even talk about that. Let's not even talk about the horrid spelling, grammar, and general rambling idiocy of the lawsuit. Let's not even consider that these questions have been asked and answered[1] for years with the iPod. Let's actually focus on the actual issues at hand.

    The iPhone doesn't have a user-replaceable battery, but it is replaceable. This is the same as all iPods for the last several years. And no, the iPhone isn't the first of these devices to have a battery that is soldered. Various iPod models have already had soldered batteries. Also, the battery replacement information was available the day the iPhone shipped. So, nothing new here.

    As to the "difficulty" of finding the information on Apple's site:

    Main iPhone support page -> Battery Service: FAQ and iPhone Service: FAQ

    and

    Apple Batteries -> Apple iPhone Batteries

    Wow. Difficult.

    Additionally, asking any Apple retail store, customer service representative, dealer, authorized service provider, etc., will yield a direct and immediate answer about battery replacement.

    It's also utterly and ridiculously false to say that a new battery is required every year. All lithium ion batteries have about the same lifetime. The iPhone's lithium ion battery is no different. Most people will not need, or feel they need, to replace the battery in the lifetime of the phone (i.e., while they own and are using it). The "400 charges" thing isn't any 400 charges; partial charges are just that: partial. This lithium ion battery is no different from any other.

    Also, the battery is covered by the warranty, and if you choose to extend the warranty to two years with the $69 AppleCare Protection Plan for iPhone, the battery is covered under that as well. There are even already third party replacement options. As with iPod, more are sure to come.

    The customer also doesn't have to be without a phone for several days, and claiming that they do because there is a fee for a loaner is ridiculous. Just pretend that the battery replacement costs $29 more, then. You are not without a phone at all: you swap SIMs, sync once with iTunes, and it will literally look, act, feel, and behave like your phone, with your phone number and all of your data. Seeing how Apple has done such programs in the past, the loaner phone will probably be a new service phone or a factory-refurbished phone in a brand new enclosure (so it looks physically brand new). The total price is almost the same as the official iPod battery replacement plan was for years. If you choose to not have a phone in the meantime, that's your choice.

    A recent New York Times article by Joe Nocera sums it up best:

    I'm convinced the answer is that the chief executive, Steven P. Jobs, and Apple's design chief, Jonathan Ive, are design snobs, who care more about form than function. Larry Keeley, the president of the design firm Doblin Inc., wrote me an e-mail message after he'd seen the innards of the iPhone, which several Web sites have now published. The battery, he told me, lacks the normal metal jacket, making it ''thinner and lighter, while also making it more difficult for consumers to handle or dispose of.'' He added: ''This is clear evidence that they are optimizing the INSIDES of the phone to the OUTSIDE form factor that they have designed. It is far more common and much cheaper to design the oth

    1. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by imamac · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well said. I especially love this: "Also the plaintiff alleges that the battery will need to replaced every year." He knows this since his iPhone is now 1 year old, right?

    2. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, thats about how long a typical li-ion battery lasts before it loses its useful charging capacity. Unless Apple has a super li-ion battery that I never heard of before :)

      (and if they do, more power to them!)

    3. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by bestinshow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I thought it was a Li-Poly battery?

      Regardless, 400 full discharge-recharge cycles to get to 80% capacity will extend beyond 2 years for the vast majority of people. If your phone is that important that you use it all the time and hit that sooner then you'll have AppleCare anyway (if the battery drops to 50% capacity), or dropping $120 won't phase you a bit.

      Clearly Apple think that the battery will remain over 50% for the vast majority of users for two years, otherwise they wouldn't offer AppleCare for that long.

      I don't know about the capacity/time graph for Li-Poly batteries - it could be that it takes 400 cycles to get to 80%, then another 100 to get to 20% rather than a more gradual thing, anyone know?

    4. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by jedidiah · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Brilliant...

      multi-media toy == productive business gadget.

      It's this kind of stupidity that leads to phones that aren't readily serviceable.

      The fact that you can characterize this as an "engineering decision" doesn't alter the fact that you can be held responsible for it. This is why there is serious professional certification for real engineers. Your PE license is on the line anytime you sign your name to something.

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    5. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by NetDanzr · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You are absolutely right that the lawsuit has no basis, and that Apple has informed sufficiently about the batteries. However, I don't think your first argument is valid:

      Let's not even consider that these questions have been asked and answered[1] for years with the iPod.

      Believe it or not, but there still are a few of us who had no idea that this was the case with the iPod, as we're not interested in the device. In addition, arguing that because one product doesn't have easily replaceable batteries another product wouldn't have them either is not entirely logical.

      Personally, I'd be more concerned about the reports I've heard that iTunes is required for activating the cell phone. Apple's Web site doesn't state that iTunes is required (at least I couldn't find the information); it merely suggests to use iTunes for the phone activation. As a Linux user I'd be screwed if iTunes was indeed required, and I wouldn't be told before purchasing the Apple phone.

    6. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      The iPhone doesn't have a user-replaceable battery, but it is replaceable. This is the same as all iPods for the last several years. And no, the iPhone isn't the first of these devices to have a battery that is soldered. Various iPod models have already had soldered batteries. Also, the battery replacement information was available the day the iPhone shipped. So, nothing new here.


      Dave, the iPhone isn't an iPod. Yes, it has iPod functions. But first and foremost -- it's a phone. And people are expecting these things to be able to be used a productive business tool. Instead, they are multimedia toys. Great for consumers, bad for people who need a real tool.

      The funniest thing of all is that most iPhone owners won't ever even want or need to replace their batteries. They'll have the same slow degradation everyone experiences with lithium ion batteries over time, and before they'd even care or consider replacing it even if it was user-replaceable, they'll be on their next phone.


      No planned obsolescence? Dave, what you just said is the definition of planned obsolescence!

      Thankfully, if you still think it needs a user-accessible battery, no one is forcing you to buy an iPhone.


      And it's one of reasons behind my decision to choose not to buy one for myself.

    7. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by blhack · · Score: 1

      It's also utterly and ridiculously false to say that a new battery is required every year. All lithium ion batteries have about the same lifetime. The iPhone's lithium ion battery is no different. Most people will not need, or feel they need, to replace the battery in the lifetime of the phone (i.e., while they own and are using it). The "400 charges" thing isn't any 400 charges; partial charges are just that: partial. This lithium ion battery is no different from any other. The battery in my blackberry 7520 lasted about 5 months before i needed to go to the system that i've got now...two batteries, using one of my old berries as a charger. This is one HUGE reason that the iphone will never ever be a blackberry killer. Can you imagine be a sys-admin or other person that needs to be on call 100% of the time having their battery go dead? Don't give me that "they should have been responsible and chared it" B.S. either, nobody should have to change their habits to make up for a device that is supposed to help them's shortcomings.
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    8. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Altus · · Score: 4, Insightful


      yea... you can be held responsible for a decision like this.

      The choice to make a part non user serviceable is never going to cost anyone their PE. For fucks sake what the hell is wrong with you people. Are you so excited to shit on some new gadget that you have to make shit up like this?

      The thing that is supposed to hold you responsible is the free market. Not some fucking lawsuit. Apple has made no attempt to hide the fact that the battery is not user serviceable. If apple had somehow hidden that fact they would be guilty of false advertising but its seems pretty clear from the grandparent post that they did not make any attempt to hide this fact.

      If a non user servicable battery makes the iPhone useless to you, DON'T BUY IT. If most people agree with you then the product will be a failure and maybe the next iPhone will have a user serviceable battery. I dont see any evidence here that apple has marketed this phone falsely or claimed it can do something it cant. Unless they have then a lawsuit is totally out of line.

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    9. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lawsuit may be a joke filed by a nutjob, but that doesn't change the fact that the iPhone deserves to fail over this issue. I hope this silly lawsuit will generate more consumer awareness.

      I had an iPod and loved everything about it but the battery. I won't be buying another iPod and knew to stay away from the iPhone.

    10. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by treeves · · Score: 1

      Isn't it charge cycles that matter, not time?

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    11. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) The battery is Li-Poly and those do not last as long as Li-ion, but are safer.
      2) There should be no need to google/ask jeeves/read FAQ to find out that your phone battery cannot be serviced.

      Information about the battery should be displayed on the box.

      You know it and I know it that this phone is designed for 1-2 years of use. But less technically inclined should at least get a chance to find out.

    12. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Jekler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Let's not even consider that these questions have been asked and answered[1] for years with the iPod."

      Yes, let us not consider it because we have no reason to assume the plaintiff has been following the iPod issues for years.

      "The iPhone doesn't have a user-replaceable battery, but it is replaceable. This is the same as all iPods for the last several years."

      Again, we have no reason to assume the plaintiff has been following the iPod issues for years. Replaceable but not user-replaceable isn't acceptable to many people, including myself. Why should the plaintiff be expected to be knowledgeable about Apple technology? If he's looking for a cell phone and he buys one that seems to be the best of the bunch, expecting it to have a user-replaceable battery like virtually every other cell phone doesn't seem like an outrageous expectation. If your cell phone is your primary means of communication, having to take it in for service to get the battery replaced can be unacceptable, putting you out of contact for days while you wait for service to be completed.

      "It's also utterly and ridiculously false to say that a new battery is required every year."

      Lithium-Ion batteries, especially under heavy use and recharge cycles, have their performance severely degrade after a year.

      "As to the "difficulty" of finding the information on Apple's site"

      "Additionally, asking any Apple retail store, customer service representative, dealer, authorized service provider, etc., will yield a direct and immediate answer about battery replacement."

      Yes, the answer is easy to find once you realize what the problem is. Before you know there's a problem, it's not immediately obvious. The same goes for asking a rep. It's a very specific question. You're obviously an iPod fan, you seem to think of it as an iPod+, but consider that it's being marketed at people who think it's a fancy cell phone, people who may not know about Apple's engineering and decision making processes.

      "Just pretend that the battery replacement costs $29 more"

      Why should someone have to pay $29 extra for a new battery? Why would you even consider that an acceptable additional cost?

      "The funniest thing of all is that most iPhone owners won't ever even want or need to replace their batteries. They'll have the same slow degradation everyone experiences with lithium ion batteries over time, and before they'd even care or consider replacing it even if it was user-replaceable, they'll be on their next phone."

      That's more of a "Generation Y" mentality. Some of us older folk don't run out to get the latest greatest model of everything. Some of us make periodic upgrades when there's truly a major breakthrough, but largely don't change devices until there's a pressing need.

    13. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      "And people are expecting these things to be able to be used a productive business tool."

      Actually, they aren't. The iPhones are only for personal use. My boss has one, and he had to argue with the customer service person for about twenty minutes to convince her that she could send the bill to a business address. He had to swear up and down that this was not a business phone, and that he was merely sending the bill there for personal convenience.

    14. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by nevali · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Apple say, on their battery page, that the battery will hold 80% of its original charge after 400 full charge cycles.

      Now, in absolute fairness, you'd be doing bloody well to use more than one full charge cycle per day for a year, and even if you did the battery still wouldn't need replacing.

      The only people this will affect are people buying second-hand iPhones, which isn't this guy.

    15. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      Dave, the iPhone isn't an iPod. Yes, it has iPod functions. But first and foremost -- it's a phone. And people are expecting these things to be able to be used a productive business tool. Instead, they are multimedia toys. Great for consumers, bad for people who need a real tool.

      Which is why the iPhone is a consumer-targeted device. It hasn't been marketed to business or enterprise, isn't sold via Apple's federal, education, or developer stores, and isn't offered via AT&T on anything but personal accounts with individual responsibility - no corporate or business accounts.

      If people find ways to still get an iPhone and shoehorn it in as a direct Blackberry or Treo replacement, that's their choice. Neither Apple nor AT&T are marketing or targeting it as such in any way, shape, or form.

      No planned obsolescence? Dave, what you just said is the definition of planned obsolescence!

      No. I noted that, for most people, "before they'd even care or consider replacing it even if it was user-replaceable, they'll be on their next phone".

      The reverse of that - people buying a new phone because their old phone needs a new battery - would be planned obsolescence. What I said is the opposite of that. If people already have a new phone before they even needed a new battery, that's not "planned obsolescence".

      And it's one of reasons behind my decision to choose not to buy one for myself.

      Wonderful simplicity, is it not? Not buying things that don't serve your needs or meet your liking?

      Next time a product isn't exactly what I want it to be, maybe I'll file a lawsuit.

    16. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Altus · · Score: 1


      Wow... thats a royal pain in the ass. what if you actually wanted to use one for business?

      Im sure they have legal reasons for not officially supporting enterprise customers... but damn. That just seems harsh.

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    17. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Tangent128 · · Score: 0

      And people are expecting these things to be able to be used a productive business tool. Instead, they are multimedia toys. Great for consumers, bad for people who need a real tool.
      Right- the iPhone is a consumer device. Consumers lined up for hours on the release day, not IT departments. So now people can sue for expecting a consumer device to be designed for enterprise use?
    18. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Altus · · Score: 4, Insightful


      so apple has to advertise that the battery is not user replaceable.

      Why doesn't blackberry packaging have to inform you that its web browser isn't fully compatible with modern web applications? I mean, I expect the web to work the way it does in firefox. Since my shinny new blackberry tells me a I can surf the web on it shouldn't it work the same way?

      Verizon cripples the Bluetooth on all its phones so you can only use them with earpieces and not to transfer files. Why don't they have to have a warning label on every phone they sell?

      I don't buy the idea that apple has to shout all of the limitations of its products from the rooftops but other companies don't have to.

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    19. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by hondo77 · · Score: 1
      If you look here, you will find what you're looking for:

      Mac system requirements
      Mac computer with USB 2.0 port
      Mac OS X v10.4.10 or later
      iTunes 7.3 or later

      Windows system requirements
      PC with USB 2.0 port
      Windows Vista Home Premium, Business, Enterprise, or Ultimate Edition; or Windows XP Home or Professional with Service Pack 2 or later
      iTunes 7.3 or later
      No mention of Linux anywhere.
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    20. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1. I don't like that the user can not replace the battery in the IPhone.
      2. I am not all that happy with the price of the IPhone.
      3. I am not happy with the limited choice of carriers for the IPhone.
      4. I am not happy with the lack of an SDK for the IPhone.
      The solution?
      I don't own an IPhone.

      Last time I checked I did not have a God or Government given right to own exactly the IPhone I want.

      Good freaking grief.

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    21. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      Personally, as far-fetched as it is, I'm kind of hoping he wins. I'd like to be able to replace my own battery. Less downtime, etc...maybe I'm just a control freak?

      That kind of design worked with the iPod because most people don't leave their iPod on 24/7, nor do they rely on it in an emergency. And they certainly aren't going to be left in a potentially dangerous/inconvenient situation if they have to be without an iPod for a week or however long it takes to send it in.

      (disclaimer: I don't actually have or want an iPhone, I'm just making general statements. I do have an iPod and I did replace the battery myself, thanks to the help of the friendly folks at http://ipodjuice.com/. I just think it would be better if it were user-replaceable.)

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    22. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just as an FYI, the Samsung Upstage does not have a user-replaceable battery... and nowhere on Sprint or Samsung's site (that I've seen) lists that as a "feature" either. It's not on the "sheet" you see next to the phone (I know, I've looked) and it's not on the box it comes in. It seems that you don't need to love the iPod to ask a simple question. Samsung and Apple must be in cahoots! :)

      Yet people buy it (and the iPhone)... The only way you know it's not replaceable is to read the FAQ in the manual (at the back of the manual).. unless you know someone who has one, or you ask the clerk "is it user-replaceable?" 5 milliseconds of work. If the person didn't do that, and now is filing a lawsuit, he is advertising his stupidity. Is it a valid business decision to make non-user-replaceable batteries? I don't know... my phone's got a user-replaceable battery, so I couldn't care less. If it's not acceptable... don't buy it. Simple as that.

      And I replaced my 2nd Gen iPod battery already. Didn't pay $29 for it or the "service" to have it done.. but some people can't manage that... so having Apple do it might be a good thing... or they'll have tons of borked iPhones on their hands.

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    23. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by pthor1231 · · Score: 1

      Well, Verizon actually had a label on each of the phones I looked at when I bought mine saying if Bluetooth object exchange was supported. But I understand, and agree with your main point. If a potential customer had even bothered to pick up an iphone to play around with it (as I would imagine someone would want to do before a half a grand purchase) they should be able to tell you can't access the battery.

    24. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by brkello · · Score: 1

      This probably doesn't warrant a law suit...but I am going to go out on limb here despite Apple's rampant support on this site. What moron there decided to not allow you to replace the battery? You have the masters of user interfaces designing something that doesn't allow the user a desired functionality. Yeah, I have an IPod. I got it a long time ago before all the battery fuss where it came out. It is surprising to us who read Slashdot that the guy didn't already know because we talk about it all the time. But when I first got mine years ago, I was clueless as well. If something I am buying has a battery in it that wears out...I should be able to replace that. It is surprising that they don't allow it where a large majority of consumer electronics do (honestly, there are probably more out there, but the IPod is the only one I can think of that did this). So yeah...it's fine to defend a company you love...the lawsuit is dumb. But so is Apple for putting the same stupid design in to the iPhone.

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    25. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      Nice troll. I just have to bite. :-)

      apple whore...how much are you being payed to praise their latest godsend.

      Nothing, and I also don't work for Apple (or AT&T), never have, never have any desire to, and don't even own any Apple (or AT&T) stock.

      Why don't you show a little more concern for some idiot filing a lawsuit about a freaking cell phone battery instead of someone posting factually accurate information in response to the story on slashdot?

      Oh, I forgot: because you're a hapless troll.

      btw, the apple warranty people suck. It took me four hours on the phone and five escalations (can I talk to your manager...can I please talk to someone in the United Dtates...) to get my battery replaced in my ipod. I was even nice for the first two hours. Plus two weeks with no ipod. All that crap i had to go through after paying for a $70 warranty? You gotta be kidding me.

      Now everyone knows you're lying. :-) All of Apple's telephone support operations are in the United States, in Austin, TX. Developer relations folks (which you wouldn't have spoken with) are also English-speaking, and are in Cork, Ireland.

      The battery replacement process is simple. There is one online form you fill out here. That's it, whether you're in or out of warranty or AppleCare.

      Nice try, liar, but I just had to make sure no one believed your bullshit.

    26. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what everyone defending Apple in this thread seems to be ignoring is that battery temperature also matters. How warm does an iPhone get?

    27. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by cez · · Score: 1

      Verizon lost a class action lawsuit in regards to their bluetooth bullshit. If you could prove you had another bluetooth capable device at the time of purchase of the crippled bluetooth phone, they gave you a new phone and reimbursed you for the previous piece of shit.

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    28. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by jt2377 · · Score: 0

      let's changed Apple to Microsoft and iPhone to Zune and let's see how many of Apple/OSS fanboy going to jump and rip on MS. I love Slashdot's double standard.

    29. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Threni · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > Just as an FYI, the Samsung Upstage does not have a user-replaceable battery...

      I've never heard of a "Samsung Upstage" but I imagine that you must have looked pretty hard (or been unlucky) to have discovered another phone with a soldered-in battery. I've never heard of it in over 12 years of owning and reading about mobile phones.

      > The only way you know it's not replaceable is to read the FAQ in the manual (at the back of the manual).. unless you know someone who has one, or
      > you ask the clerk "is it user-replaceable?" 5 milliseconds of work.

      Why would someone think to ask, though? It's like asking your PC retailer if your mouse is physically connected to the motherboard of your PC or something. "Ah - you didn't ask!"

    30. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Why should someone have to pay $29 extra for a new battery? Why would you even consider that an acceptable additional cost? You're right, Apple should've sold a "user-serviceable" version of the iPhone with a full-size removable battery and detachable back cover, for all those people who would never buy one anyway!
    31. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Altus · · Score: 1


      Well, thats good news. I mean they actually advertised their phones as "bluetooth capable" I was shocked they could get away with it.

      Im not sure that this impacts the iPhone case since apple never advertised "User Replaceable Battery" but its nice to see that Verizon isn't getting away with this anymore.

      Ill have to do some digging on this, I know people who are probably effected by this.

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    32. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Hatta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Additionally, asking any Apple retail store, customer service representative, dealer, authorized service provider, etc., will yield a direct and immediate answer about battery replacement.

      You have to know enough to ask. Any reasonable person will assume that a portable electronic device will have replaceable batteries. I've never bought one that didn't. If I did by accident, I'd return it as defective. If they didn't take it, then yeah a lawsuit is pretty reasonable. Apple may have had a good technical reason for doing this, but they're still negligent for not warning people that these devices are crippled.

      What the hell is a person supposed to do when they're in the bush for a few days and they can't swap out their old battery with a charged one?

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    33. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      So you believe that if a large corporation wanted to buy 10,000 iPhones, Apple would turn them down?

    34. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the over/under for how long it's going to take before this guy starts getting death threats from Apple fans?

      Honestly, there are consumer products that I like, that I think are useful, well-built, even possibly elegant. Regarding those products, the highest state of admiration is called being a "customer". To be a "fan" of certain consumer goods requires allowing oneself to be manipulated to an extent that is not healthy.

      I better submit this as "Anonymous" because the fanbois are going to slam the hell out of me.

    35. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by daveschroeder · · Score: 2, Informative

      So you believe that if a large corporation wanted to buy 10,000 iPhones, Apple would turn them down?

      That "large corporation" would know damned well exactly what the iPhone does, doesn't, can, and can't do before buying 10,000 of them.

      The point is that people seem to think that Apple is inappropriately targeting or marketing this at enterprise/corporate markets, only to have people disappointed that it's not a drop-in replacement in every respect for a Blackberry, Treo, or Windows Mobile smartphone. The point is that Apple is not only NOT targeting those markets at all, it doesn't promote the iPhone as an enterprise/corporate device or smartphone, and clearly positions it, from marketing, sales, and support perspectives as a consumer device.

      And actually, yes, they would "turn them down", right now anyway. There is no way to currently get an iPhone as anything but an individual from Apple, and on anything but individual, personal AT&T accounts. They are NOT selling to education, government, business, or corporate customers. Now, if some customer said, hey, we want 10,000 iPhones (like Apple itself, for example), that customer would probably also be very aware of the iPhones capabilities, and would plan infrastructure and support accordingly, and Apple and AT&T would probably work with them.

      But that wasn't at all the point to which I was speaking in my previous post.

    36. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by jcgf · · Score: 1

      Personally, as far-fetched as it is, I'm kind of hoping he wins. I'd like to be able to replace my own battery. Less downtime, etc...maybe I'm just a control freak?

      If he wins the most that would happen is he would get a cash settlement. Apple will not redesign the Iphone. So I guess you'll just have to buy your phone someplace else.

      disclaimer: I don't actually have or want an iPhone, I'm just making general statements.

      That is why apple doesn't care what you think.

    37. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Why doesn't blackberry packaging have to inform you that its web browser isn't fully compatible with modern web applications? I mean, I expect the web to work the way it does in firefox. Since my shinny new blackberry tells me a I can surf the web on it shouldn't it work the same way?

      "the web" is a mish-mash of various protocols and applications. They ought to spell out exactly which protocols are supported, and support them. If they don't, then shame on them they ought to get bit too.

      Verizon cripples the Bluetooth on all its phones so you can only use them with earpieces and not to transfer files. Why don't they have to have a warning label on every phone they sell?

      I'm not sure why they DON'T, but they definitely should. You're just making my argument for me. The iphone's battery, the blackberry browser, the crippled bluetooth, all should be disclosed in large print. Anything less is a scam.

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    38. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      You don't have to be left without a phone.

      Repeat after me:

      You don't have to be left without a phone.

      You don't have to be left without a phone.

      If you do, it's your own choice to knowingly be without your phone for X number of days to save $29. Considering most people won't ever even need to replace their battery, and most of those that do will only need to do so every two years or so (or more infrequently), I hardly think that, for someone who is shelling out over $500 for a phone and paying $60/mo minimum for a plan, that $100 to replace the battery and have a loaner phone that literally behaves/looks/acts like your own phone while your battery is being replaced, is a significant hardship.

      Especially since you don't have to buy an iPhone in the first place.

      Next argument?

    39. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by mathfeel · · Score: 1

      And I agree. Someone should sue their ass too.

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    40. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Rosonowski · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Not in all places... I know in North Carolina, your car will not pass inspection with a cracked windsheild, but you're not actually required to have a windsheild, so you can just take it out to pass inspection.

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    41. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      with that kind of blood in the water AT&T would most likely do something for this customer but support for enterprise stuff not likely (i would think some sort of individual liable corporate discount plan would happen but each of the 100,000 folks would have to buy the phones themselves (maybe get reimbursed later)).

      make the sale yes do the enterprise special stuff no

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    42. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by camperslo · · Score: 1

      If one is going to make a fuss about user replaceability of components that degrade, how about addressing changing backlights in laptops and flat-panel televisions, and the individual battery cells within laptop battery packs? (Those are generally inside cases that are glued together)
      Yeah, I know... if the cells were accessible this same guy would eat one and then sue over no warning label after being poisoned.

      Some products that are somewhat expensive have batteries that aren't replaceable at at. I was surprised to see Oral-B / Braun electric toothbrushes costing about $100 (US) not allowing battery replacement. On calling customer service, they tactfully manipulate language to call that thing with the motor, switch, battery, and magnetic-induction energized charging circuit a "handle". The replacement cost was lower than I expected (about $25), but it is still upsetting to produce so much e-waste over a failing battery. It's a safe bet that very few of those see any sort of recycling.

      Don't worry, by the time those iPhone batteries fail people will be after the new model that reviews your user profile, scans others nearby for a match with the integrated camera and pheromone sensors, reads their wi-fi data profiles, automatically calls and sets up a date (generating your voice), plans and maps your evening, controls your car to get you there, and automatically makes profitable investments while you're having a pleasant time.
      Feeling some that things are best left to the user, Apple will omit the "squirt" function.

    43. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. I don't like that the user can not replace the battery in the IPhone. ...
      The solution?
      I don't own an IPhone.


      Good thing you knew about that before you went to buy one, right?

      Last time I checked I did not have a God or Government given right to own exactly the IPhone I want.

      No, but you do have a right to be treated fairly and at least warned before being sold a crippled device.

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    44. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only way you know it's not replaceable is to read the FAQ in the manual (at the back of the manual).. unless you know someone who has one, or you ask the clerk "is it user-replaceable?" 5 milliseconds of work.

      Five milliseconds? What are you, The Flash?

    45. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by jcgf · · Score: 1

      What the hell is a person supposed to do when they're in the bush for a few days and they can't swap out their old battery with a charged one?

      The iphone is not designed for them. They don't have to buy one.

    46. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "But so is Apple for putting the same stupid design in to the iPhone."

      You can, by design, have the phone as it is in the current form factor. Or you can have a phone that's significantly larger. Or you can have a phone with significantly less battery life (w/o carrying an extra battery, as most people don't).

      Now chose.

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    47. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1


      As to the "difficulty" of finding the information on Apple's site:

      Main iPhone support page -> Battery Service: FAQ and iPhone Service: FAQ

      and

      Apple Batteries -> Apple iPhone Batteries

      Wow. Difficult.


      Not difficult NOW, but what about THEN?

    48. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Federal law in the united states requires new cars to be sold with a windshield. Used cars don't count.

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    49. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not considering the OpenMoko, you get exactly the phone the big carriers want you to have.

    50. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Apple is not responsible for the customer's stupidity. Surely a cursory check of the device whilst in the store would reveal a lack of battery compartment. If not, surely he can return the device within 14 days.

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    51. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then they should stop marketing it as a cell phone. For most normal people, cell phones have replacable batteries, just cars have replacable stereos, computers have monitors which can be swapped, etc. etc.

    52. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what happens when they assume the iphone has this functionality? Since you know, every other portable electronic device on the face of the earth does. It's not an unreasonable assumption to make and apple is negligent for not warning people on the box.

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    53. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      See that little * next to my name?

      That means I'm a subscriber. Can you say "sub-SCRI-ber"?

      That means I get to see stories early. Sometimes I see stories early I'd like to comment on.

      Sometimes I write my comment, and it's already done when the article goes live. And then I post it. Sometimes it's even first.

      Like a lot of other subscribers do, since that's one of the benefits of being a subscriber.

      Sorry to rain on your little paranoid parade.

      How about instead of saying garbage like "Apple-apolegetic manner" (sigh) and "potential collusion", you do a little bit of thinking and learning how slashdot's subscriber system works, and then maybe try to point out anything I said that is actually inaccurate in my comment, or perhaps even being more concerned with someone filing a lawsuit over a cell phone battery, instead of anonymously posting your idiocy in response to a sensible comment on a ridiculous abuse of our legal system, which seems to be all the rage with Apple?

    54. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "The customer also doesn't have to be without a phone for several days, and claiming that they do because there is a fee for a loaner is ridiculous."

      Riiiight. I have to admit, I'm impressed that you went to such great lengths to support Apple's shafting of their customers. Not as impressed, though, as your post reaching +5.

      Welp, here's a few rebuttals. I'll try to keep them short and sweet:

      "Additionally, asking any Apple retail store, customer service representative, dealer, authorized service provider, etc., will yield a direct and immediate answer about battery replacement."

      Right. I'll ignore the bit about the customer service agents that know their products well. (Tee hee! Funny thought!) Apple probably has the only phone in existence with a soldered in battery. Now that may not literally be true, but be realistic, who's even going to consider that possibility without specifically looking it up? It's as unexpected as buying a car with tires only the factory can replace.

      "The iPhone's lithium ion battery is no different."

      The iPhone's used differently from a typical phone. Even a shitty phone will go 3 days without a recharge. The iPhone, if used for lots of audio etc, can end up requiring a recharge every night. The battery may not be different per-se, but it's getting a more rigorous workout due to its design. The effect is that same li-ion battery won't last as long as a normal phone.

      "Most people will not need, or feel they need, to replace the battery in the lifetime of the phone (i.e., while they own and are using it)."

      Funny how 'lifetime' can be shortened by a worn-out battery.

      "Also, the battery is covered by the warranty... The customer also doesn't have to be without a phone for several days, and claiming that they do because there is a fee for a loaner is ridiculous. Just pretend that the battery replacement costs $29 more, then."

      Wow. Just... wow. With every other phone on the market, you can just run to a store, buy a new battery, and be on your way. With Apple, you can pay $29, use some other phone for who knows how long (and deal with all the re-synching ant shit), and be super happy about it. Hot dog!

      "If you choose to not have a phone in the meantime, that's your choice."

      Too bad you can't choose to just go to a store and buy a new battery like every other phone on the market.

      "This wasn't done for "planned obsolescence".

      I might be inclined to agree with that if there wasn't a fee for the loaner phone.

      "...and you don't have to buy an iPhone."

      The problem is that one could easily buy an iPhone without having any idea that their battery usage is very different from other phones on the market. You could shrug it off and say it's their fault for not checking in on it. That's fine. Let's run with that idea for a moment: Let's say it was okay for a company to behave that way. You could buy a car alarm with the neat little fob that lets you enter your car. One day, pftbtb, the battery dies. Oops, the battery's not replacable. Too bad you didn't read up on that little feature of the alarm, afterall, it was posted on their site. At least you've got some tunes to listen to while you wait for a tow truck.

      "They'll have the same slow degradation everyone experiences with lithium ion batteries over time..."

      Between the music, videos, and WiFi, this statement is questionable.

      "Thankfully, if you still think it needs a use

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    55. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They are NOT selling to education, government, business, or corporate customers. "

      They're not even selling them to registered Apple developers.

    56. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Car analogies are always flawed, but I think my point is clear. Some things are just so basic you can't possibly expect a consumer to check every single one of them. As for your specific counter-examples, if you're the first on the market with a product lacking a feature that's expected, even if there's a good technical reason, you damn well better have a big disclaimer about it. Even if it's not legally required, it's just plain decency. And I'm not seeing much of that coming from Apple these days.

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    57. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by gigne · · Score: 1

      This is the most insane flame war I have seen in a while.

      Don't like that it doesn't have a replaceable battery? Don't buy it.

      If you are going to drop hundreds of dollars on phone, you damn well make sure you know what it is about.
      I wouldn't dream of buying a product that I had not researched first. I like to know what I am getting myself in to, and on the whole I am better off for it.

      I have a Windows Mobile PDA phone that has two batteries. 1 is replaceable, the other? soldered in. If I lose the internal soldered battery, the device will not power on. Did anyone bring a lawsuit then? Does anyone care? No. More to the point do I care? No. These things last for so long I will be getting the new one before the old one is dead. If not, I can pay for a repair.

      If the iPhone does not do what you want, get a different phone. Give it a year, and there will be 1000 clones on the market. Who knows, maybe one will be better than the iPhone!

      Dave, you were spot on. Thank you.

      "buyer beware", or "Caveat emptor" springs to mind.

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    58. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by tlhIngan · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've never heard of a "Samsung Upstage" but I imagine that you must have looked pretty hard (or been unlucky) to have discovered another phone with a soldered-in battery. I've never heard of it in over 12 years of owning and reading about mobile phones.


      Well, it's not a 12 year old phone. It's at most a few months old (released April). It's sold by Sprint, and you've probably seen it (though you've probably not heard its name) if you're in the US. It's the phone where one side is a phone with the keypad and everything, and if you flip it over, the other side is an MP3 player with MP3 player controls. (And if you're outside of North America, well, we don't get all the nice phones you guys do, but I'm sure your "reading about mobile phones" should include what models we get, since we may have a phone that's identical to a 3 year old phone you've had, with a different model number).

      A quick google will find you more information. Here's nice pictures from Engadget - http://www.engadget.com/2007/03/26/sprint-announce s-samsung-upstage-99-cent-songs-over-the-air/

      For us Canada folk, Telus sells 'em, and I suspect Bell will too. It's a CDMA phone.
    59. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why doesn't blackberry packaging have to inform you that its web browser isn't fully compatible with modern web applications? I mean, I expect the web to work the way it does in firefox. Since my shinny new blackberry tells me a I can surf the web on it shouldn't it work the same way?"

      First of all, there never was an expectation. Cell-phones have had user-replaceable batteries for years, but not fully fledged web browsers. Second of all, you ARE surfing the web- just not with the power of a computer. And yes, I do believe companies should declare all of its products limitations, but I highly doubt that will happen. It's a step in the right direction. Consumer-rights are important.

    60. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by StikyPad · · Score: 0, Troll

      First of all, it is a fully functional browser, it's just not extensible with plugins.

      Secondly, standard practices give rise to reasonable expectations. If every single phone on the market has a replaceable battery, then a replaceable battery is a reasonable expectation. It's a reasonable expectation that a car will come with a fuel tank, that your lamp's light bulb will be replaceable, and that your refrigerator will keep your food cold enough to delay spoilage. If that's not the case, you expect to be notified.

      Thirdly, to address the GP, it's not always about replacing a battery that doesn't hold a charge. Plenty of people carry a spare battery for their electronics, especially for travel.

    61. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      What the hell is a person supposed to do when they're in the bush for a few days and they can't swap out their old battery with a charged one?


      Use a charger with an external battery? Or a solar charger? Or just be careful not to use it too much? After all, if all you are doing is making occasional phone calls (how many cell towers are there "out in the bush," anyway?) the iPhone lasts considerably longer than your average cell phone.
    62. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by presearch · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a good thing that you missed the switch to touch-tone phones and unleaded gas.
      It would have done you in.

      * fear change!!! *

    63. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      The fact that you can characterize this as an "engineering decision" doesn't alter the fact that you can be held responsible for it. This is why there is serious professional certification for real engineers. Your PE license is on the line anytime you sign your name to something.

      Huh? The reasons PE licenses exist are to ensure that standards are followed in regards to things like safety and environmental compliance. Specifying the type of concrete in a building's construction requires a PE. The type of capacitor used at junction 25 on a circuit board should require a PE (but doesn't). Whether a phone has a user replaceable battery is a design choice and has nothing to do with a PE license.

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    64. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by LWATCDR · · Score: 0, Redundant

      So before you buy the iPhone YOU ASK! I know that it is a strange concept but notice that I don't have an iPhone. Why rush out to buy it if you have unanswered questions?
      The iPod doesn't have an end user replaceable battery so why would you expect the iPhone would?
      Let's see you rush out and buy the latest toy from Apple with out doing any research. You just can't wait for reviews or answers to your questions. So when it doesn't do what you expect you sue them.
      Yea... great..
      It isn't like they told you that it had an end user replaceable battery.

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    65. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by dagoalieman · · Score: 1

      When I purchased my iPhone, I was told there WOULD be an activation process available at the AT&T Stores (after they finished the big first day's rush of business), as well as there apparently is a way to activate by calling a 1-800 number, not from the phone most likely. ;) HTH, but I would certainly be asking the rep BEFORE I purchased if I were in your shoes.

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    66. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by 3263827 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're a perfect example of why our current trend in infantilizing our youth is going to be the death of Western Civilization. You need a carebear world where no one ever offends you, where everything works the way "you think it should," where everything needs a warning label on the box otherwise the manufacturer is "negligent." GET A GRIP. Every "unreasonable assumption" you've made in this entire thread is just a sign of this.

      And to all the folks who will cry out "ad hominem" about my post, think about it for a second.

    67. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by tcc3 · · Score: 1

      If he didn't know and hadn't been following ipod / iphone news, then maybe he should do more research before shelling out $600 for a phone.

      Caveat Emptor. It wasn't a secret.

    68. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      The Treos and the Windows Mobile phones will allow you to add software. They are also a good bit cheaper than the IPhone and are available from a number of different carriers.
      I happen to like Sprint since they have a good high speed network, and don't cripple their phones like Verizon does.
      I will not get a cell phone from AT&T because of their stand on net neutrality and the evil that they did in New Orleans after Katrina.
      If I don't like what a company does I don't support them. It is simple as that.
      My current phone is a Samsung A900. I like the size and the feature set. My next phone will probably be a smart phone of some kind so I can have SSH on the go.

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    69. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > That means I get to see stories early. Sometimes I see stories early I'd like to comment on.
      [...]
      > you do a little bit of thinking and learning how slashdot's subscriber system works

      You were so often "first poster" on such topics that it was hard to not jump from "high correlation" to "consequences". Blame it on the Slashdot posing timestamp not actually showing the actual time of posting. Didn't you think my being an "Anonymous Coward" *might* be a reason why I had no idea nor interest previously on how slashdot works?

      The density of your replies when being first poster is still impressive considering you only get a 20 minutes advance.

      > How about instead of saying garbage like "Apple-apolegetic manner" (sigh) and "potential collusion"

      The first criticism is not totally baseless per my previous reply. I did use "potential" because I had no absolute proof one way or the other. I still don't have, but at least I stand corrected on some points.

      > maybe try to point out anything I said that is actually inaccurate.

      You were just treated like spam. I have no interest whatsoever in this story, but only on what I saw from you. Anyway, I don't own an iPod, but I don't think the similarities you point out are that relevant. The required interruption of a hardly temporaly replaceable service is what is really troublesome here.

      > a sensible comment on a ridiculous abuse of our legal system

      Yours, actually.

      That's all you'll get as criticism on the actual content of your post, as I'm not qualified nor think it's relevant for me to discuss the merits of this case (I don't own a cellphone/iPhone/iPod nor am I a citizen of the USA). Only as a casual reader did I find disturbing to see you so prominent on Apple news.

    70. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      "They are NOT selling to education, government, business, or corporate customers. "

      They're not even selling them to registered Apple developers.
      And yet, while I could qualify as any of those categories, I am able to buy one as an individual. So what's the problem?
    71. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by cez · · Score: 1

      Aye, much agreed. Was just saying... I'm not sure where the limitation was, but I know that it occurred lil more than a year ago. I remember being around as my friend went through the whole process. I do recall they were sticklers about being able to prove you had another bluetooth device at time of purchase of the phone (not sure either exactly which phones it was in regards too, sorry), but the settlement was good for those who got screwed, well everyone's constantly getting screwed by them, for those with particular phones and who were aware of the problem that is.

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    72. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      Why should someone have to pay $29 extra for a new battery? Why would you even consider that an acceptable additional cost? You're right, Apple should've sold a "user-serviceable" version of the iPhone with a full-size removable battery and detachable back cover, for all those people who would never buy one anyway!
      Wouldn't that add cost to the iPhone, and decrease unit integrity and battery life? No thanks, not interested. Me, I'd rather take my chances on not needing a new battery before I want to replace it with something newer, a few years from now, than to have a big hole in the back of the unit adding a huge physical opening in the case.
    73. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      Who modded the parent insightful? It was trollish and full of FUD.

    74. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Durindana · · Score: 0
      "Let's not even consider that these questions have been asked and answered[1] for years with the iPod."

      Yes, let us not consider it because we have no reason to assume the plaintiff has been following the iPod issues for years.


      Since when is filing a lawsuit, with all the costs that implies, an acceptable form of research?



      "The iPhone doesn't have a user-replaceable battery, but it is replaceable. This is the same as all iPods for the last several years."


      Again, we have no reason to assume the plaintiff has been following the iPod issues for years. Replaceable but not user-replaceable isn't acceptable to many people, including myself. Why should the plaintiff be expected to be knowledgeable about Apple technology? If he's looking for a cell phone and he buys one that seems to be the best of the bunch, expecting it to have a user-replaceable battery like virtually every other cell phone doesn't seem like an outrageous expectation. If your cell phone is your primary means of communication, having to take it in for service to get the battery replaced can be unacceptable, putting you out of contact for days while you wait for service to be completed.



      Unacceptable? Then clearly you care enough to check for that before you pay $500. Oh wait.



      "It's also utterly and ridiculously false to say that a new battery is required every year."



      Lithium-Ion batteries, especially under heavy use and recharge cycles, have their performance severely degrade after a year.



      You're right. Let's invoke the judicial system to work this semantic dispute out for us.



      "As to the "difficulty" of finding the information on Apple's site"


      "Additionally, asking any Apple retail store, customer service representative, dealer, authorized service provider, etc., will yield a direct and immediate answer about battery replacement."



      Yes, the answer is easy to find once you realize what the problem is. Before you know there's a problem, it's not immediately obvious. The same goes for asking a rep. It's a very specific question. You're obviously an iPod fan, you seem to think of it as an iPod+, but consider that it's being marketed at people who think it's a fancy cell phone, people who may not know about Apple's engineering and decision making processes.



      Why is it "immediately obvious" that cell phone batteries should be user-replaceable? Especially when it's "immediately obvious" from cursory examination of the product or accompanying materials - or even, gasp, asking the vendor - that the iPhone's is not?



      "Just pretend that the battery replacement costs $29 more"



      Why should someone have to pay $29 extra for a new battery? Why would you even consider that an acceptable additional cost?



      Because no one hid that cost, or the fact that you couldn't replace the battery yourself, from you?



      "The funniest thing of all is that most iPhone owners won't ever even want or need to replace their batteries. They'll have the same slow degradation everyone experiences with lithium ion batteries over time, and before they'd even care or consider replacing it even if it was user-replaceable, they'll be on their next phone."



      That's more of a "Generation Y" mentality. Some of us older folk don't run out to get the latest greatest model of everything. Some of us make periodic upgrades when there's truly a major breakthrough, but largely don't change devices until there's a pressing need.



      You've gotta be shitting me. This crotchety business is relevant to lawsuits how?

    75. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      There is always the return policy. One can return the phone for free within 3 days and for a small fee within 14 days.

    76. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I followed the link from the Grandparent post to IPhone FAQ, here is the only listing for batt. I used batt as the search term so that I could find both battery and batteries listed on that page.

      My iPhone warranty has expired. What are my service options?
      Apple offers two service options for iPhones that are no longer within warranty. If your iPhone requires service only because the battery's ability to hold an electrical charge has diminished, Apple will replace your battery for a service fee of $79, plus $6.95 shipping and handling.


      I also pulled up the archive.org version of the page back in May 24, 2007, for comparison. Same results for batt. I did not go looking at the Battery links he provided.

      Most all of the posts I have read have been in relation to people knowing about the battery not being easily user replaceable. Have any of you considered this might be a person who typically carries an extra battery for his mobiles so he can switch them out while away from a charger? No, I did not RTFA.

      I remember many people having a spare battery around for their cellphones to switch out in case they were not going to be near anyplace to recharge it. Even with newer models of phones having batteries that last a few days, it is still nice to have an extra to swap out from time to time.

      I don't want an iPhone. I do not care about most of this, but for people on /. to not think of the usefulness of redundancy in a cellphone battery backup seems like extreme fanboism.

    77. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by babyrat · · Score: 1

      Okay - I couldn't resist. Apple.com, click the big thing that says iPhone (at this point there are at least 3 things that say activate using iTunes) then click the Activate using Itunes on teh right hand side and read the PRESS RELEASE:

      System Requirements
      iPhone activation requires an Internet connection; an iTunes Store account or a major credit card; a valid Social Security number (as required by AT&T); the latest version of iTunes available at www.itunes.com and a PC or Mac with a USB 2.0 port and one of the following operating systems: Mac OS® X v10.4.10 or later; Windows XP Home or Professional with Service Pack 2 or later; or Windows Vista Home Premium, Business, Enterprise or Ultimate Edition. iPhone requires a new two-year AT&T service plan. Customers with existing AT&T accounts will have the option of keeping their existing phone number and upgrading their account to work with iPhone. See separate iPhone Service Plan press release for further details.

      And while I am here:

      In addition, arguing that because one product doesn't have easily replaceable batteries another product wouldn't have them either is not entirely logical.

      It's about as logical as assuming because one mobile phone has replaceable batteries, all of them must.

    78. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      The iPhone's used differently from a typical phone. Even a shitty phone will go 3 days without a recharge. The iPhone, if used for lots of audio etc, can end up requiring a recharge every night.
      Guess what? A shitty phone will also require frequent recharges if used like an iPhone and the iPhone will easily go 3 days if used like a shitty phone.
    79. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Oh please, this is a blatant bait and switch. I have no problem with anyone selling anything that doesn't work the way "I think it should". I do have a problem with someone knowingly selling something that doesn't work the way the buyer reasonably expects. If the buyer's expectations are wrong, correct them or don't sell the item. Anything else is fraud. There's a reason a "meeting of the minds" is required for a valid contract.

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    80. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by tlh1005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well most people who use cell phones "know" the batteries are replaceable. Those who use PDAs and Smart Phone "know" the user experience is not exactly the same as using a Lap/Desktop. I'm not a lawyer so I cannot say if Apple HAS to make it very clear about the battery, but they most certainly SHOULD have. What often seems to make a difference in situations like this is when the world finds out someone within the company said, "We have to do this" and those running the show choose to ignore that in order to make more profit at the expense of what is fair to the customer. One question would be did Apple know that many customers would assume the battery was replaceable and purposely minimize the notification of this in order to minimize the impact on sales. I didn't sweat the iPhone enough to part with the half grand or switch to the unappealing AT&T network. I figured I'd wait and if it got even more features, a public SDK, or more carriers (Verizon) I'd take the plunge. Things like this battery fiasco were a setback to that. By the time the iPhone gets to the point I want it, they'll be giving it away with a 2 year contract.

    81. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by vertinox · · Score: 1

      so apple has to advertise that the battery is not user replaceable.

      I suppose if we had to do car analogies, it would be like buying a car that you couldn't change the oil yourself.

      You could put more oil in if you were running low but you could never do a full service oil change out unless you took it too a dealer ship. Then again... You have to do that with SAABs I think. Of course they are usually upfront about that whole deal.

      The average joe won't really care because he won't ever bother doing it himself, but on 99% of the cars out there the option is there. But when the home mechanic discovers he can't do it without the proper tool he's going to flip a lid if no one told him at the dealership.

      I'm not saying that Apple has a legal right to do whatever they want one way or another, but I could see where the guy is coming from. Its hard to ever find "lack of feature" listed on any companies website.

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    82. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well actually there is an solution for you "when in the bush" (hope you find cell service!)The following remote power solution states for iPod, but has been reported to be compatable with the iPhone: http://www.zapworld.com/zapstore/searchresult.aspx ?CategoryID=51/ Expect to see many more solutions like this!

    83. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Guess what? A shitty phone will also require frequent recharges if used like an iPhone...."

      Guess what? Most cell phones aren't used like an iPhone. How they're used in reality and the extreme of how they could be used are two different things.

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    84. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Verizon cripples the Bluetooth on all its phones so you can only use them with earpieces and not to transfer files. Why don't they have to have a warning label on every phone they sell? Which phone do you own?
    85. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by notasheep · · Score: 1

      Very informative post. The one piece you missed is that the information you point to on Apple's site didn't appear until several days after the iPhone became available. Even if you (rightfully) dismiss the complaints about the battery not being user-replaceable, you have to at least admit that not posting the costs associated with replacing the battery until after hundreds of thousands were sold wasn't very forthright.

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    86. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by SueAnnSueAnn · · Score: 0

      Oh but please stick to the fact at hand. The battery is not user replaceable. Another example of a Steve Jobs screw job on the people who buy products simply for their looks and not their function. Apple has again shown they lack the engineering common sense many other companies have. They call themselves a green company and yet tons of green house gasses have to be expelled into the air to send products back for battery replacement. It's no wonder most Geeks don't own Apple products.

      Have a nice day.
      Think Green Don't buy an I-Phone.

      Sue

    87. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      Exactly. So why compare the standby time of a shitty phone to the heavy use time of an iPhone? How is that valid in any way?

    88. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

      i'd choose the phone in the current form factor. however, i don't remember ever having been given the choice.

      if the sales people were required by apple to say "to make the phone more cool-looking, we installed a battery which you can't replace. as soon as the battery's broken, you have to send us the phone and get it replaced. that takes so-and-so many days and you can bridge the gap by paying an additional charge of x-dollars until your phone is returned to you with a new battery" then i wouldn't mind. (while they were about it, they could also say "for your convenience it is impossible for you to modify in any way the software running on this phone nor can you use your existing java programs")

    89. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see... we have all used cell phones and ALL of them have replaceable batteries.... not all of us have used MP3 players and even most of THEM have replaceable batteries... only iPods don't. Hmmm... sounds like it'd be more logical for a hypothetical "man on the street" to assume that the iPhone *would* have a replaceable battery.

    90. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What if I sell you a refrigerator that has a cooling element that needs to be replaced every year or two, and the only way to replace it is to send it in to the manufacturer. You are not specifically told this, and since nearly every other refrigerator in the market has a replaceable cooling element , you purchase it without asking specifically if that part can be replaced without sending it to the manufacturer. Are you telling me that you won't be upset when you have to go a week without using your appliance that is vital to your everyday life?

      If you can honestly tell me that you wouldn't be the least bit disappointed when you go without a refrigerator simply because the cooling element can't be replaced in-home and you didn't think to ask the person when you bought it, then you are probably just a trolling iFanBoi. It's a poor feature, and you know it. Just admit that Apple isn't perfect. Go ahead. Do it.

    91. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the law has changed since you last dealt with it, but my NC car just passed inspection with a cracked windshield. As long as the cracks aren't causing damage to the wiper blades, you're good to go. Here's the link to the NC inspection manual.

      19A NCAC 03D .0536

      1. Windshield wipers shall not be approved if: [...]

      (f) Windshields that are cracked and impedes wiper blade operation.

      That's the only mention of cracked windshields.

      Anyway... Back to Apple.

    92. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Angostura · · Score: 1

      I've never bought one that didn't.

      I believe there is a device called an iPod that you may have heard of, however.
    93. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't RTFL (lawsuit) because your argument is challengeable without it. For those of us for whom a phone is, above all, a device for making and receiving calls, the battery issue is substantial. I live in the sticks and drive a weekly territory of up to 500 miles or more, none of which includes a major (or even minor) metro area. If my battery bonked and had to be replaced, I would call or arrange online for a new battery to be Fedexed to me immediately, and I would install it myself. To suggest that it's not merely an inconvenience, but a major monkey wrench to my professional life to drive the hell into a city where I would ordinarily never go, for the purpose of handing over *my* phone (and dumping it), renting a loaner, driving back, then returning a week later to repeat the process, is absurd and presumptuous.
      If all you need your iPhone to do is play songs, that's nice for you, although I'm not sure what you need the phone part for. But if I want a phone to do business with, *and* play songs and whatnot, I guess I would choose some other kind of more user-friendly phone. That might affect sales, you might think.

    94. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "How is that valid in any way?"

      A shitty phone under typical average use will have consistent battery life for longer than an iPhone under typical average use because over the course of a year or two it'll go through less cycles. The difference is that the iPhone is designed/targeted to be used frequently as a media player/web browser, whereas most cell phones are designed to be phones that sit and wait for a call.

      It's an MP3 player. It's going to get more usage. That'll mean more recharges. Simple concept.

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    95. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by InvalidError · · Score: 3, Informative

      With lithium batteries, it is charge depth that makes the largest difference: they last longest when they are not allowed to drop much below 70-80%. Actually, this is true for most rechargeable battery technologies. Overcharging (deficient charger designs) is the other major cause of premature failures - my cheap GE cordless phone pretty much killed its OEM NiCd batteries within a year.

      If my laptop's battery is any indication of typical li-ion batteries, deep-cycling hurts them really bad - I deep-cycled my laptop's battery many more times than I ever meant to due to the power brick's plug slipping out of the laptop's socket on its own and the charge circuit being inhibited unless the plug is fully inserted. After about a year, I was already down to around 70% battery life even though I used my laptop plugged-in (as far as I knew) 99% of the time.

      At the other end of the spectrum, my current cell phone (four years old Nokia 7190) also has a li-ion battery. I plug it in overnight whenever possible and the battery still holds a very decent charge: the phone still indicates a full battery after 3-4 days of (unplugged) standby, seems as good as new.

    96. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      As to the "difficulty" of finding the information on Apple's site: Main iPhone support page [apple.com] -> Battery Service: FAQ [apple.com] and iPhone Service: FAQ [apple.com]

      Can you prove the data on the last page was there prior to the iPhone being released? You say it was but there has to be proof. MSNBC disagrees with you that it was on the site prior to launch: "Apple spokeswoman Jennifer Hakes said Thursday the company posted the battery replacement details on its Web site last Friday after the product went on sale." The emphasis is mine. Now it could be argued that the information posted after launch is not required to be known to a customer prior to launch however there is no reason for them to wait until after the launch to post the information. I also read on MSNBC that the few national columnists (Walt Mossberg being one of them) who got to review the iPhone had very little info regarding the battery in their reviews because Apple provided hardly any information regarding the battery.

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    97. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by drew · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of a Treo?

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    98. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post fascinated me: It sounds so reasonable, in general, that one ends up thinking "Well, yeah, the guy that brought this lawsuit against Apple MUST be a complete asshole".

      Then, I stopped, re-read it, and here's my reply:

      Davescroeder starts by giving his post this title: "Stupidest lawsuit ever".

      First line: "But let's not even talk about that."

      Now, this is borderline brilliant, especially for a first post, and even moreso considering the fanatical nature of the Apple fans on Slashdot. He's basically saying this: "I think that this is the most stupid lawsuit ever, but, we don't have to talk about that, because it is obvious to me that it is". And so, of course, should be obvious to everyone else, by extension.

      Then, he quickly moves to reinforce this, with an ad-hominem attack:
      "Let's not even talk about the horrid spelling, grammar, and general rambling idiocy of the lawsuit."

      So, daveschroeder is saying that the person that brought this suit should be ignored and ridiculed, because of lack of proper spelling, grammar and organization and the lawsuit has no merit as a result.

      Basically, folks, he's saying "Spelling and grammar count"... and he got MODDED UP after saying it! HERE, on Slashdot.

      If I EVER doubted the extent of Apple fanboyism here, I need doubt it no more.

      The next sentence is a hoot: "Let's not even consider that these questions have been asked and answered for years with the iPod."

      One is forced to ask: What, exactly, do questions asked and answered for years about the iPod have to do with the iPhone? Is one to assume that since the iPod has certain characterics, then of course the iPhone must, as well? If so, on what basis? Because they both have "i" in their name? If that's the case, what about the iMac?

      I was going to dissect the rest of his post, but really, there's no point. There's no rational thought left on Slashdot, and daveschroeder is a perfect example of that.

      I was going to leave with a flame, but, I'm too tired, and too sad.

    99. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by drew · · Score: 1

      Or you could look at one in the store for about a second and a half, and think to yourself, "Huh. I wonder how one would go about changing the battery on this device, as it is completely sealed shut." Doesn't seem like that would take a genius.

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    100. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      That's not even what you were talking about! You were comparing the heavy-use life of the iPhone battery to the practically no-use life of a shitty phone. That isn't a valid comparison. Do you understand why?

    101. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Are you so excited to shit on some new gadget that you have to make shit up like this? ...
      Well, to be honest, after the months of hype, I did start to believe the iPhone would wipe my ass for me...
    102. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by arashi+no+garou · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The only cellphone I've ever bought without first playing with it is the Treo 650 I own now. The only reason I bought it without physically checking it out first is because I've owned several Palms, including a Tungsten W, and I pretty much knew what I was going to get.

      When the iPhone was first announced (which was before I got the Treo) I was stoked. I had been waiting for SO long for Apple to put out some sort of PDA/phone and I had already started saving up the cash. Then I started reading all the previews and known facts, and pretty soon I decided to go with a true smartphone/PDA instead. Why? Because with the Treo I could use all of the apps I was already familiar with; I could read ebooks, watch movies, play music, take pictures and organize photos. I could transfer all the data from my old phone as well as my old Palm and carry only one device. The only advantages the iPhone would give me were a better browser, a larger screen and more storage space. The disadvantages of the iPhone more than outweighed those few advantages and my decision was made.

      Now that the iPhone is out and all the gory details have bubbled to the surface, I find myself very satisfied with my decision. The iPhone is just too hip for me, I guess.

    103. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Not everyone who will need to be "in the bush" for a few days will know this much in advance. What happens if you learn you'll need that capability one year into the two-year contract?

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    104. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Threni · · Score: 1

      I'm in the UK. I searched for that phone. It looks pretty average to me, made only worse by it's irreplaceable battery - a laughable design decision. Think I'll stick with my Sony Ericsson K800i (http://www.esato.com/reviews/sonyericssonk800/) !

    105. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by amsr · · Score: 1

      Why do people sue Apple over stuff like this. Its easy enough to ask if they battery can be replaced before you buy it. If you don't like the iPhone, then buy one of the competitors. Its not like there aren't other cell phones on the market...

    106. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by 3263827 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fraud. The fact that you think this is fraud just goes to show the futility of infantilization. FYI fraud is a specific legal term that implies far more intent even your limited, Perry Mason knowledgebase shows. And to think when I grew up the "me generation" was the bane of the world. Little did we know that the future generations would expect even more potty-training.

    107. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So you can choose not to buy it. It's easy! If I can do it, anybody can!

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    108. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. I don't like that the user can not replace the battery in the IPhone.
      2. I am not all that happy with the price of the IPhone.
      3. I am not happy with the limited choice of carriers for the IPhone.
      4. I am not happy with the lack of an SDK for the IPhone.
      The solution?
      I don't own an IPhone.


      Clearly, you are not an American. Any red-blooded American will sue if they don't get a house, a car, an iphone, and a gazillion dollars in damages. Turn in your citizenship papers.

    109. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

      What?

      "What the hell is a person supposed to do when they're in the bush for a few days and they can't swap out their old battery with a charged one?"

      Dude, if you're in the bush, and have nothing else in the way of communication outside of a cell phone with no way to charge it (or to be plugged in just to use if the battery did all of a sudden, at the worst time possible not hold any charge at all anymore), then I would have to sipmly call that evidence of Classic Darwinism, but not much more. I certainly wouldn't blame the cell phone manufacturer.

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    110. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "That's not even what you were talking about! "

      Um, yes it is. My point hasn't changed at all.

      "That isn't a valid comparison. Do you understand why?"

      I get what you're thinking. Sad thing is, you are sooOOOoooo close to understanding what I'm saying... Oh well.

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    111. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      Fine. Let's compare standby times. With both phones just sitting there waiting for a call, something the iPhone will probably do more frequently than you think, the iPhone will probably win. I do understand what you are saying. Unfortunately, shitty phones just aren't that shitty anymore. They actually often have useful features besides making phone calls. My phone was free and it does everything the iPhone does that doesn't require a touchscreen.

    112. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      just cars have replacable stereos, computers have monitors which can be swapped, etc. etc.

      Except that laptops don't, and neither (amusingly) do any of Apple's iMac range. Well, not without much disassembly and hard work, that is.

      (And for that matter, replacing a car's stereo is actually a pain in the arse job, and not something that most people ever bother to do.)

    113. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      '' Not everyone who will need to be "in the bush" for a few days will know this much in advance. What happens if you learn you'll need that capability one year into the two-year contract? ''

      Must be horrible. A week in the bush, and when you take your iPhone to the bush-battery-shop, they tell you they have no replacement batteries for the iPhone.

    114. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by m0nkyman · · Score: 1

      Just FYI. Canada is the only place in the world with crappier phones than the US. Asia and Europe get phones and data plans that would leave you weeping in the street. God, I'm still drooling over the Nokia N95 that we will never see so long as Rogers remains the GSM monopolists in Canada.

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    115. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      " With both phones just sitting there waiting for a call, something the iPhone will probably do more frequently than you think, the iPhone will probably win."

      If you're saying that the iPhone has a longer standby life, okay, I can accept that as a possibility. Heck, I can even accept that I may be overestimating how much the other features will be used. Thing is, though, several people where I work have them. Their always out, usually playing MP3s. (Occasionally they're checking email.) It's still easy for me to picture these things getting cycled a lot. I'll concede, though, that it's simply speculation.

      "My phone was free and it does everything the iPhone does that doesn't require a touchscreen."

      Hey, I'm a Treo owner, that is not an alien concept to me. ;)

      However, just because it has the features doesn't mean it's being widely used for them.

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    116. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing as I spend an unfortunately large-ish chunk of my professional life working with battery analyzers, I'd have to say the deterioration rate for most (all?) chemistries appears to accelerate as they lose capacity. Of course, there's nothing scientific about this as my job has little to do with batteries. However, nobody else seems to know how to operate the damn analyzers so I'm always stuck with the task of slapping batteries onto the bastards. (They're actually really really really easy to use, but many people are scared of unknown technologies.)

    117. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      I think the idea is, you'll need a cell phone in the bush, but you won't have anything to recharge that cell phone with in the bush: no stores--it is wilderness--no electric outlets, and I'll presume no access to a car charger.
      If you know in advance that you'll be in such a situation, and your phone has a replaceable battery, then you can charge an extra battery beforehand and swap batteries when the first one dies. This clearly won't work if the phone's battery is soldered in.
      (BTW, they do make car chargers for iPhones, right?)

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    118. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Remusti · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very nice. However, do you really think that people should expect a computer to be required to use a phone? Really? Slashdot readers would most likely find any and all information on anything new before throwing dollars at useless tech, however ordinary people just want something that acts like a phone.

    119. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Regardless, 400 full discharge-recharge cycles to get to 80% capacity will extend beyond 2 years for the vast majority of people. Well obviously if these people sued Apple, their batteries must have died after a only year of using the iPhone!

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    120. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yes, let us not consider it because we have no reason to assume the plaintiff has been following the iPod issues for years."

      Yeah, because heaven forbid a consumer does his/her research before plunking down in excess of 500 dollars. No reason to assume they'd know anything about the battery life at all! Hell, I bet they don't even know it's a phone!

    121. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      Those were terrible analogies. In just about every one of your analogies you liken the battery not being replaceable to something not having a critical component.

    122. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by asylumx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, let us not consider it because we have no reason to assume the plaintiff has been following the iPod issues for years.
      Oh, but I believe we do. You see, the iPhone has been out for about a month. Nobody's battery has died due to normal usage yet. Therefore, the plaintiff must be basing his argument on a past example -- the only one known is the iPod. It certainly can't be proven that the battery will die once per year, by the way.

      I'd also like to point out that if not having a user servicable battery is grounds for a lawsuit, shouldn't every auto manufacturer be sued for making changing a headlight a non-serviceable function? Honestly, a battery change is far more dangerous than a headlight change, since batteries have shown a tendancy to start fires or even explode when not handled properly.

      This really is a retarded lawsuit. Quit trying to dress it up, we all know Mr. Plaintiff is just trying to make a buck. These are the same kinds of people that sue McDonalds for making them fat.
    123. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Verizon cripples the Bluetooth on all its phones so you can only use them with earpieces and not to transfer files.


      Apple does too. At least Verizon got sued for it and no longer locks down bluetooth.. the iPhone, however, can't talk bluetooth to anything other than a headset.
    124. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by prockcore · · Score: 1

      If not, surely he can return the device within 14 days.


      Even if he returns it the day he bought it, they charge a 10% restocking fee. (Note, this is not the same as the $175 cancellation fee)
    125. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Maybe you know something I don't, but AFAIK, the battery is a critical component of the iPhone, and replacing it at some point before its expected EOL is critical to its continued function, much like a light bulb. That's the industry standard. If batteries didn't need replacement, then the point would be moot.

      Anyway, they were exaggerated analogies, but the point was consumer expectation. I'm not saying the lawsuit is warranted when other options exist, such as returning the damn thing (and telling them where to put it), but the idea of a non-user replaceable battery is absurd.

    126. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      Of course the battery is critical...

      Talk about rehashing old discussions!

      Ok, this is probably the last thing I'll add: how many people change the bulbs on their cars themselves? How many people mess with anything on their cars beyond setting some presets on the radio? Most people gladly pay to have something fixed or replaced on whatever they have. Why is the iPhone any different? It is sold among devices that typically have user-replaceable batteries. I think it is plain to see, even if you hate Apple, that the iPhone isn't exactly a typical phone.

    127. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Even if he returns it the day he bought it, they charge a 10% restocking fee. So? Considering that he actually deserves a savage beating for being such a mindless dolt, I'd say that he got off easy.
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    128. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point of the Upstage is that I _didn't_ have to look hard to find another phone with a non-user replaceable battery. That's not the only one.

      Let me ask you this.. would you buy a car without first knowing some basics about it? What makes someone not ask if it's now "electronic"? It's a device, just like a car... if you don't ask, they're not going to tell you everything.... they assume you either already know or don't care. The user manual is available, as is the spec sheet. If you don't see it listed... (like what octane works best with this car?) you have to _ask_. Not asking is not grounds for anything but being stupid, as a customer and a shopper.

      Same with the iPhone. If you didn't ask, that meant you didn't care to know, or you already knew.. Steve Jobs and Co. are many things, but mindreaders are not among them...

      Apple not mentioning in the sales pitch "yeah, you can't replace the battery yourself" is not criminal, negligent, or worthy of a lawsuit.

      Consider this little gem from IBM Thinkpads (the last time I got one).

      Most all thinkpads have user-replaceable hard drives... a flap underneath the laptop to move the drive out and put a new one in... no big deal. The i1460 was also a Thinkpad... it had the word "Thinkpad" on it, made by IBM, and was advertised as such.

      Now, the little catch was, the i1460's drive was NOT user-serviceable. Meaning, you possibly could void your warranty taking the computer apart to get to the HDD. Was it listed in the brochure? Not in the spec-sheet I saw at the store. It wasn't even mentioned by the salesman. Know how I found out? I researched the brand to find the one I wanted... decided the 1460 wasn't my cup of tea and when pitched (as it was on sale), I told the sales clerk... "I need a user-replaceable HDD" and that was that.

      Say I didn't ask, and ASS-umed it was like all the other Thinkpads w/r/t HDD replacement. I get home unpack and gleefully see how to replace the HDD, but there's no SLOT! Does that grant me the right to sue? I can try... but it'll be just like the iPhone... the info wasn't hidden, it just wasn't put in bold print above the item's name.

      Same idea, different product... it's _NOT_ too much to ask people to do a little research before plunking down $500 for a phone. (or in my case $2000 for a laptop.)

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    129. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me your iPhone and bend over...

    130. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by theJML · · Score: 1

      Exactly.
       
        If this guy doesn't like the phone that he was too lazy to do any sort of homework on, dropped $500+ on it and is now bitching that it doesn't do what he wants isn't SOL. He has a few course of action:
       
        Take it back and say it wasn't what he wanted, with a reciept and a quick enough turn around, they might just take it back and sell it to someone who wants it.
       
      Sell it on E-Bay. You can't tell me some guy on e-bay who didn't want to stand in line like an idiot for a phone isn't about ready to pay top dollar for something you don't want anymore.
       
      AND in the future perhaps he should pay attention when he's about to drop that much money. I mean, it's not like the phone was $15 bucks, or free with a plan, it was expensive and therefore any normal person would do some homework.
       
      And for all the people who think that it's obvious that something in the pda form factor like an iPhone would have a replaceable battery, I didn't think it would, and I'll tell you why... I have a Palm Pilot (not a replaceable battery), I know people with iPods (no replaceable battery) there are multiple cordless phones without replaceable batteries, heck, even my cordless mouse doesn't have a "user serviceable battery". Sure I can probably pop them all open (including an iPhone) but once I break that seal I'm on my own.
       
      ALSO, if your any one else, you just factor the replacement cost into the cost of a battery. $29 to service it isn't that much when most batteries are more than that. Sure it's not cheap, but have you looked at parts for a BMW or Mercedes lately? Those aren't cheap either and that's about what you're buying, it's sort of relative to the price of the item. Anybody with common sense would not assume that a $500 phone would have a $10 battery. But then I suppose any one with common sense wouldn't line up outside a store to get a fancy iPod either. Honestly, that's what it was advertised as... even in the ads on apple's site and now on TV, they constantly compare it to an iPod.
       
      In anycase, this guy might be pissed off, but so what, he's got a $500 phone. If he doesn't like it sell it or try to return it. If that doesn't work, oh well, maybe now you'll see if the wheels will hold you up before you jump on the bandwagon. Sue yourself if you want to sue someone.

      --
      -=JML=-
    131. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      400 full charge cycles - that's fine, but just as only 80% is available after 400 charge cycles, partial charge cycles have a very real impact.

      Take the palm treo for example. Its USB charging cable has conductors that are easily blocked by dirt, and the physical connection isn't held strongly by the plastic design. It isn't uncommon for my palm to undergo maybe 30 partial cycles in a day as I pick it up to use it - heck even its own vibrations can cause it to quickly go in and out of a connected (charging) state. Plus if I get up and walk away with the phone, I have to disconnect it.

      So now, let's say 10 partial charging cycles per day * 365 days in a year = rapidly diminishing battery life. Even Li-On batteries like this 9-cell Dell I'm using are obviously susceptible to this.

    132. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by pthor1231 · · Score: 1

      Seeing as this is a smart phone, was advertised as a smart phone, and at point of purchase you were informed that your activation would take place over iTunes, how could you not expect it to require a computer?

    133. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by pthor1231 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I did some digging cause I was curious, and its a bit outdated (if what I found was the most recent one). Looks like it has already been settled, and it was only for owners of Motorola V710, and from what I could tell they only got a 15 dollar credit. Some links for digestion:

      http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1751567,00.as p
      http://www.engadget.com/2005/03/01/class-action-la wsuit-against-verizon-over-bluetooth-on-the/
      http://www.kirtlandpackard.com/v710/

    134. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by AncientPC · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lithium-ion batteries (and all lithium-based batteries) will degrade 20% in storage capacity from the manufacturing date when stored at 77F regardless of use (1). Different storage temperatures result in different storage capacity degradation. Charging or discharging will not reduce the storage capacity unless it significantly raises the battery temperature, i.e. quick chargers.

      I have searched everywhere to find manufacturing dates for my laptop batteries, but everyone seems reluctant to list that information. Lithium-based batteries really need a "born on" date.

      1

    135. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by steeviant · · Score: 1

      "Also, the battery is covered by the warranty, and if you choose to extend the warranty to two years with the $69 AppleCare Protection Plan for iPhone, the battery is covered under that as well."

      It's been my experience that Apple absolutely do not warranty batteries under any circumstances, ever. Not surprisingly every Apple battery I've ever owned has shat itself royally within 18 months, so that 12 months comment isn't that far off the mark.

      I've had multiple power supplies and batteries die on Apple computers I've owned and their attitude always seems to be that batteries and power supplies are only covered under a 90 day warranty which cannot be extended.

      Fortunately I live in a civilized nation with consumer protection laws which state that things must last for a reasonable period of time, but I would have been fucked by the proverbial big black dog otherwise.

      Co-incidentally Apple closed up shop in this country the same year that the aforementioned laws were passed. Apparently Apple are afraid that they make things that aren't suitable for their advertised purpose or don't last a reasonable amount of time for the amount they cost. Go figure.

    136. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm not sure why they DON'T, but they definitely should. You're just making my argument for me. The iphone's battery, the blackberry browser, the crippled bluetooth, all should be disclosed in large print. Anything less is a scam.
      Hmm.

      Caveat Emptor? Or the Nanny State you propose?

      Sorry, but I've got to go with Caveat Emptor.

      Yes, idiots will lose money doing stupid things, but, y'know, they're idiots - they're going to die young doing something stupid anyway. The more time we spend covering every hard object with bubblewrap to protect them from themselves, the more bland & mind-numbing the world will become for everyone else.

      The rest of us (the ones with two brain cells to rub together) will, yes that's right, RESEARCH a $600 purchase ahead of time. And if we can't find the answer to our questions, we'll write them down and bring them to a store, at which point a representative will answer them. If they lie, then you have a basis for a lawsuit. If they simply don't know, don't just accept their ignorance and plunk down $600 - go elsewhere and find someone who DOES know.

      This blameless society crap has to stop. Sometimes you do something stupid, and it's not someone else's fault, you need to admit your stupidity to yourself and move on. DO NOT STOP AND BACK UP ON THE FREEWAY TO GET TO THE OFFRAMP YOU JUST MISSED. You did something stupid, just admit it. Go the next offramp and work your way back. Problem solved. You should find yourself a little more humble, and best of all you didn't put everyone else's lives in danger by trying to "correct" your mistake.
    137. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if it's not legally required, it's just plain decency. And I'm not seeing much of that coming from Apple these days.

      You're delusional if you think any corporation is going to do something that might damage their bottom line just because some people think it's the "decent" thing to do, the shareholders would be baying for blood if they found out that some idiot killed sales of an otherwise fine device by plastering disclaimers all over it saying that it has a non-replaceable battery.

      Corporations are about the singular pursuit of profit over any other factor, they are legally required to make as much money as possible for their shareholders. Individuals within that structure may care about decency, but Apple as a "corporate citizen" doesn't give a fuck about decency, you or me for that matter. Apple's only concern is making money and making sure that they can make more money next year.

      Jobs, Ive and the other characters we see are a deliberate manifestation of aspects of Apple that they want us to see. The control is divided between so many people with so many agendas that nobody really has any influence while they may individually care about making better products, the concern of Apple, Inc. is to exploit those people (yes even the CEO) in order to make as much money as possible.

      Repeat the mantra after me... "money money money money money money money money money money money money" (repeat forever)

    138. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell is a person supposed to do when they're in the bush for a few days and they can't swap out their old battery with a charged one?

      Buy a phone that doesn't suck for their purposes? Maybe?

      Quit expecting everyone to make every decision for you; display a little foresight and responsibility for your own life and problems.

    139. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Pete+(big-pete) · · Score: 1

      Most all thinkpads have user-replaceable hard drives... a flap underneath the laptop to move the drive out and put a new one in... no big deal. The i1460 was also a Thinkpad... it had the word "Thinkpad" on it, made by IBM, and was advertised as such.

      You were lucky to not buy the machine, I went ahead and bought a Thinkpad X40 - don't get me wrong, it's a fantastic machine, but the hard drive started feeling cramped after the first year or so. It was just a mere 40Gb. No problem, hard drives are cheap...luckily I decided to open up the hard-drive flap and inspect the drive before replacing it...

      The drive is a "mini" hard drive, it's not available in sizes above 60Gb, so my maximum gain is a mere 20Gb, and even then only if I'm willing to shell out in the region of $300 for a single 60Gb hard drive. Gah! It's one part of the specs I didn't notice, after all who checks the laptop they're purchasing takes a standard 2.5" drive...

      -- Pete.

    140. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      Let's not even talk about the horrid spelling, grammar, and general rambling idiocy of the lawsuit. Ok, then I'm not gonna ask: what a hell are you talking about? and what that that you are not talking about has to do with anything?

      The iPhone doesn't have a user-replaceable battery, but it is replaceable. You mean like in: look, I've got my cool new mobile phone, it's replacable!

      And no, the iPhone isn't the first of these devices to have a battery that is soldered. Various iPod models have already had soldered batteries. First of which devices? You mean iPhone is not the first iPod with soldered battery or what?

      Additionally, asking any Apple retail store, customer service representative, dealer, authorized service provider, etc., will yield a direct and immediate answer about battery replacement. What would one exactly ask: does this iPhone have a replacable battery? is this mobile phone replacable?

      [NYT article] Exactly. Exactly/. This wasn't done for "planned obsolescence". This wasn't done to force people into buying new phones. This was an engineering decision, plain and simple, just as it was with the iPod. It allows a much higher capacity battery in a much smaller, sleeker, and lighter enclosure, unscathed by battery doors, screws, clips, or any other mechanism required. I see NYT article hit the spot, no? So, if I read this correctly, non-replacable battery was not done in order to force people into buying new phone, nor was it "planned obsolescence", and then, I assume somebody was claiming otherwise or something?
      this enlightening remark about how this is "an engineering decision, plain and simple"... well, isn't that plain and simple?

      The customer also doesn't have to be without a phone for several days, and claiming that they do because there is a fee for a loaner is ridiculous. Just pretend that the battery replacement costs $29 more, then.
      I can see you are already pretending that the battery replacement costs $29 more in order to pretend that you have your new phone on you all the time, loaned to you from the store.

      Now, let's try to see what we can do about this problem of thinnnesss: so here is this nifty super kool new iPhone, no? It's small and sweet and thin and just, well, cool. But because it is that way, well, it could not have been that way if it had replaceable battery, that is just an engineering fact of, well, life I suppose, and therefore absolutely plain and simple, as plain and simple as that. So now some Mr. X indeed buys this phone and then, to his displease, realizes that it has no replaceable battery... uf, what a drag, thinks Mr. X indeed... then he finds a few other thingies... let's sue!... etc... and look what happened--here is your whole post with all the links and quotes and stuff written, and I just somehow think you were pissed about something while doing all that work...
    141. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this ain't 2+2

    142. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      The choice to make a part non user serviceable is never going to cost anyone their PE. For fucks sake what the hell is wrong with you people. Are you so excited to shit on some new gadget that you have to make shit up like this? What are you so excited about?

      The thing that is supposed to hold you responsible is the free market. Not some fucking lawsuit. Who holds whom responsible for what? I gather that in all this excitement you kinda forgot to change the noun or something.
      Or, for instance, do you mean something like free market == no lawsuits?

      Apple has made no attempt to hide the fact that the battery is not user serviceable. If apple had somehow hidden that fact they would be guilty of false advertising but its seems pretty clear from the grandparent post that they did not make any attempt to hide this fact. You mean more like: they hid the battery replacement cover so well that the guy did not see it at all until he needed to replace the battery, when he realized that the reason that he did not see the cover was not because he did not need to replace the battery, but because he had no... battery replacement cover at all!

      If a non user servicable battery makes the iPhone useless to you, DON'T BUY IT. (at then he followed your advise and did not buy this phone)

      If most people agree with you then the product will be a failure and maybe the next iPhone will have a user serviceable battery. but since he and others just like him already bought this phone, they sued.

      To their dismay they got you for the judge!
      Venerable Judge Altus, what's the verdict?

      I dont see any evidence here that apple has marketed this phone falsely or claimed it can do something it cant. and then the whole legal system crashed:

      Unless they have then a lawsuit is totally out of line.
    143. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by LKM · · Score: 1

      If you use 50% of your iPhone's battery and then plug it in, that counts as 1/2 of one of these 400 charge cycles. If your broken charger kills your phone's battery, that's hardly the battery's fault.

    144. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by shmlco · · Score: 1

      I don't recall the guy at CompUSA telling me that my Windows box would crash and burn a half dozen times either. Or the guy at the Jeep store telling me that maybe, just maybe, in the future I might need a second mortgage to feed my car.
      "
      Personally, I'm kind of sick and tired of all the hand holding certain people seem to demand. "Well, they should be REQUIRED... blah...blah...blah... "

      Listen. If you're going to spend $500-$600 for ANYTHING I'd hope that you do just a smidgen of research first. People need to take some responsibility for their OWN actions and to at least TRY to act like a functional adult member of society.

      --
      Any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.
    145. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by flynns · · Score: 1

      W...waaait. Are you seriously defending this guy?

      It's Apple's fault that (a) You can't replace the battery easily by yourself and (b) Batteries die? Apple is responsible for this guy's lack of research on a significant investment? And Apple is responsible for the fact that batteries cost money?

      Ignoring, of course, the entire PAGES that Apple has devoted to how their batteries work, and how long users should expect them to last.

      If you're going to spend hundreds of dollars on something - particularly a new technological invention - common sense dictates that at least a bit of cursory research is in order, especially in this day and age where information is plentiful.

      This guy doesn't have a shot in hell of winning, and it makes me sad that anyone would say otherwise.

      --
      'If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.'
    146. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

      the difference being that it is common knowledge that jeeps require a lot of fuel, just as it is common knowledge that mobile phones have batteries which the user can replace.

      not having user replaceable batteries in a mobile phone is a bit like ford selling a station wagon without saying that the back seats can't be folded down. according to law, they would have to make it very clear to the customer that this is the case because a station wagon usually comes with back seats which can be folded down. a mobile phone also comes with batteries which can be replaced or swapped by the user. (there are also good reasons for this. for example, it allows you to use a spare battery in case the first one goes flat and you don't have a recharger nearby)

      this argumentation is really very easy to follow. the fact that so many on slashdot refuse to acknowledge this logic is very telling.

    147. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by yabos · · Score: 1

      That has nothing to do with the battery and everything to do with the charger. Just go buy some contact cleaner and clean the contacts on the cable and it'll be like new.

    148. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Moniker42 · · Score: 1

      The "horrid spelling, grammar, and general rambling idiocy of the lawsuit" is irrelevant and the previous efforts at this are relevant but do not mean this that this lawsuit is a waste of time. Apple needs to be kicked out of the habit of making users completely dependant on them for things like this and this lawsuit (which will no doubt crumble against Apple's army of lawyers) will give them a hint of what is to come if they continue to force this kind of product upon us.

      But then, who's to say it doesn't make a better, more compact, quality-assured product to put the battery replacement solely in Apple's hands?

      I very much doubt this will set some kind of precedent in legal history and allow users to sue companies for this kind of thing, but I guess it's a good kind-of reverse viral PR stunt by the masses of Internet users, diggers and /. readers - not aimed at the masses like most other stunts of its kind (like Nintendo's sending Bush a DS); we're saying we want to replace our own batteries! Apple, hear us BLOG!

    149. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      [...]arguing that because one product doesn't have easily replaceable batteries another product wouldn't have them either is not entirely logical. well said; yet, just check out how many posts made exactly that claim.
    150. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by cniebla · · Score: 1

      Wow... It's stupid to buy overpriced hype-momentum ultra-cute gadgets from Apple in the first place and not expecting to keep paying a lot more for just about everything you want to do with them (like with Apple computers). With Apple you pay as you go ;)

    151. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      Its easy enough to ask if they battery can be replaced before you buy it. So, have you ever asked that question when buying a mobile phone?
    152. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      so apple has to advertise that the battery is not user replaceable. How about you and I just think for a few seconds about what you just wrote?
      If Apple thought that this is some cool feature they would have advertised it. It seems they didn't.
      So: it is either not a cool feature, or it is something in the grey zone, neither exactly cool nor exactly uncool.
      How does a customer think about grey zone feature? Well, guess what, there is no way of telling: some will think "yeah, that's cool, the phone is smaller!", or, "I don't know what you're talking about, my phone is cool!", or, "WTF? where is the battery cover?" or even, "WTF? what is iTune? oh, but I want to talk, not to listen to music" (it's getting a shade greyer already).

      Why doesn't blackberry packaging have to inform you that its web browser isn't fully compatible with modern web applications? I mean, I expect the web to work the way it does in firefox. Now here you can apply exactly the same logic: if you think that you will surf the net with blackberry exactly the same way as with firefox, you are up for the uncool surprise. Some with similar expectation may say "ok, it's not too bad", some however might feel cheated, disappointed, angry, whatever...

      Some may just ask: "how could I think that this little thing will give me the same surfing experience/compatibility as my notebook browser?"
    153. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by cmorgan47 · · Score: 1

      you also have the right to ask the genius selling you the phone about this stuff....or read it on the internet.....or, failing all of that, return it within 15 days.

      --
      no i have not shot my gun in the air and gone 'Ahh!'
    154. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by tiny-e · · Score: 1

      If the iPhone is truly as bad as they ultra-vocal (yes, I know this is slashdot) naysayers proclaim it to be, the market will take care of it... just as it has taken care of the Zune.

      Oh yeah.. and in the last 5 years, I have _never_ purchased an extra battery for a cell phone. After things went all-digital, the standby/talktime afforded by the battery it came with was, generally, long enough. --Plus I (and I'd suspect the average user) spends enough time in the car, or close proximity to a power outlet to pretty much make this a non-issue.

    155. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess the question is: do I really want a device with a battery like that?

      NO, OF COURSE NOT. I'M NOT THAT STUPID.

      When I buy a new toy, either phone, mp3 player or whatever, one of the main things these days is to inspect what kind of battery and memory card it needs.

      It's best when it has STANDARD AA or AAA batteries, but a common type of user replaceble batteries will also do. With memory card I prefer SD cards since the tend to be the cheapest.

    156. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Altus · · Score: 1


      Seems to me it would be more like buying a hybrid or electric car that didn't have user replaceable batteries.

      oh, wait.

      --

      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    157. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Altus · · Score: 1

      Some may just ask: "how could I think that this little thing will give me the same surfing experience/compatibility as my notebook browser?"

      The iphone manages to do a half way decent job of it.

      yes, it is unreasonable to expect things to work a certain way, I agree, thats why you check them out before you buy. Thats why I dont buy phones I cant try out, its why im going to the apple store to try out Glossy vs Matte screens before I buy a new laptop. Its why you test drive cars before I buy them.

      If you need a particular feature you should make sure the item you are buying has that feature before you buy it.

      --

      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    158. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by allometry · · Score: 1

      If you're stupid enough to buy a device without researching it, it's your own damn fault if it sucks. I'm tired of people thinking they need protection outside of their own common sense.

      --
      http://www.allometry.com
    159. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Title: Stupidest lawsuit ever

      But let's not even talk about that. Let's not even talk about the horrid spelling, grammar, and general rambling idiocy of the lawsuit Let's just not read the rest of that comment, I can tell the next 10 paragraphs of general rambling won't be fulfilling.
    160. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      I think it's pretty obvious that when the battery does finally die in a couple of years, the iPhones available then will be so much beyond the current technology that you'd want to get a new phone anyway.

    161. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daveschroeder isn't a trolling fanboy. He is a paid apple shill.

    162. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Well, there are the dozens of easily available external battery packs that you could use to charge the thing while on the road.

    163. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      to sum up, it's a $500 device that you plan to use for at least 2 years... Buy a 2 year warranty, get your batteries replaced for free. As far as a loaner phone? It's not even an option on my Motorola or my LG phones from Sprint or Verizon. If I have an issue, I either 1: have to go to the store, hand in my phone, wait 1 day for diagnostics, then wait 1-2 days to get a replacement (assuming my model is more than 4 months old and no longer carried in the store), or 2: I have to call in for a warranty replacement, waste 2 hours on hold or talking to people, pay for a cross shipping service, and still be without a phone for 24 hours or more. In either case, this is only an option while the phone is under manufacturer warranty, doesn't cover the battery at all (which is $40-70 to replace), and I have to pay $4 per month for the privilege of having an extended warranty, but I have to pay that every month through the first year too (and it's more for a PDA phone). Apple's policy is more than reasonable seeing that by not having a replaceable battery, the phone can be weatherproof (not necessarily water proof), doesn't have battery contacts that corrode with time (causing battery wear and unnecessary overheating), and doesn't fall apart and loose connection (or power reset) if I drop it. $29.00 for a loaner phone is a great idea, and virtually unique in the industry. $80 for a battery replacement is not out of line, especially including shipping charges, compared to replacement batteries, that don't last as long, in other similar phones. Oh yea, whether Apple's site if easy enough to locate battery information or not (it is, and was posted at the same time or before phones were on sale), the fact that it's PRINTED ON THE BOX, and on all sales brochures on hand in the store, not to mention the media coverage for it, there's no way the customer was not informed before purchasing the phone, unless he chose not to read the information at hand, and he had every opportunity to return the phone unopened or not activated for a full refund when he did read the box.

      --
      There is no contest in life for which the unprepared have the advantage.
    164. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow.

      No, dumbass. The post, even though it mentioned them, was saying that all of those things you addressed were IRRELEVANT.

      And then, went on to address all of the actual issues with the iPhone battery.

      Which you conveniently ignored completely, which was the remaining 95% of the post, and all the actual relevant content.

    165. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's incorrect.

      The battery replacement information was available on the evening of June 29, the same day that iPhones went on sale at 6pm.

      Considering the out-of-warranty battery replacement service won't be needed until June 29, 2008, at the earliest, I'd say releasing the information the same day is acceptable.

    166. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by notasheep · · Score: 1

      You're making my point (albeit with a shorter timeline). How were customers (who purchased the phones when they first went on sale) supposed to know about the battery replacement? It takes time for information to make its way from Apple's site to the people who purchase their products. Did you expect people to monitor the web site for this kind of important information they didn't know they'd need until after their purchase? Even today, going to Apple's iPhone pages (www.apple.com/iphone) you'd be hard-pressed to find the information following the normal navigation links.

      As I said originally, even if you don't believe the lawsuit has merit, you have to at least admit that Apple didn't act in a forthright manner. The details of the program should have been on Apple's site well before the iPhone went on sale and there should have been a link to the information on the product page. (Not a link that leads to a page with a link that leads to the information.)

      --
      Your mind looks a little cramped. Why don't you stretch it a little?
    167. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by shmlco · · Score: 1

      No, what's telling is that people make assumptions and use "common knowledge" instead of thinking and determining the facts for themselves.

      --
      Any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.
    168. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

      it's obviously still not sinking in, so i'm going to hit you on the head with it.

      do you tentatively put your foot on each paving stone to check to see if it is actually there and not a mirage before putting your weight on it? no, you don't. you use your common knowledge and experience of the world and assume that the paving stone is real.

      all my knowledge of mobile phones tells me that they have battery packs which can be replaced by opening a cover (which is often quite well disguised), taking the old one out and putting the new one in. when purchasing a new mobile phone it has never occurred to me to check this. just as it does not occur to me to check each paving stone before walking on it.

      apple has released a product which does not conform to standard models of mobile phones and in fact offers greatly, critically reduced functionality in this regard. that must have been clear to them when they designed it. instead of telling prospective users about this, they were silent.

      that is why they would in a just world lose this class action lawsuit.

      is that now clear, or do you want to carry on making excuses for your fashion accessoires?

    169. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by nevali · · Score: 1

      As unpopular as it might be to mention it in a comment attached to *this* article, Apple's laptop batteries have such a date. I suspect many PC batteries do too, but getting the information out of them might be tricky.

      My MacBook's, apparently, is 13 months old and holds 93% of its original charge (4886mAh as opposed to 5000mAh). I use my MacBook every day--pretty much without fail--and in that 13 months it's had 126 full charge cycles.

      Excepting faults, Apple tends to utilise pretty good battery tech.

    170. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by sjf · · Score: 1

      Erm, do what I do when my battery is low: turn it off most of the time and just check in every few hours.

    171. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by shmlco · · Score: 1

      And it's "common knowledge" that every iPod Apple has ever produced requires Apple or a third-party to replace the battery. I suppose there could be vast numbers of people out there who've never seen, touched, or owned a pod prior to buying an iPhone. Like, maybe, five?

      --
      Any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.
    172. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1
      oh come on.
      • so should i now assume that every product apple makes has a non-user-replaceable battery?
      • should i automatically expect that the iphone will be the first and only mobile phone on the market without a user-replaceable battery because the ipod also has this?
      • before reading the comments on this story, i had no idea that the ipod didn't allow the user to replace the battery. this is planned obsolescence and i'm surprised apple hasn't been the defendant in a class-action lawsuit because of it, though it is in no way as critical with an mp3 player as it is with a mobile phone
      you seem to be labouring under the delusion that the rest of the world cares what apple products are like and should have an intimate knowledge of them. what i see is a mobile phone with ridiculously reduced capability where apple hasn't informed the prospective customer of this. your quasi religious fervour supporting apple does not allow you to see the logic of this but instead causes you to say "since apple made this design decision with an unrelated product line in an unrelated product market, the customer is expected to assume this is also the case in a product where exactly the same design decision reduces functionality to a huge degree". it's rubbish and i hope one part of you still realises it to be so.
    173. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Pliep · · Score: 1

      There are tons of rechargable products that have non-replacable batteries such as electric toothbrushes, razors, etc. Why would a cell phone or an MP3 all of a sudden NEED a replacable battery? Just because a lot of manufacterors do it?

    174. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Pliep · · Score: 1

      "Some of us older folk don't run out to get the latest greatest model of everything. Some of us make periodic upgrades when there's truly a major breakthrough, but largely don't change devices until there's a pressing need."

      Very true, however I have NEVER removed or replaced the battery of my now three year old Nokia 6230. (Apart from when accessing the SIM card). In fact I have never removed or replaced a cell phone battery in my life.

    175. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPhone doesn't have a user-replaceable battery, but it is replaceable.
      Wow, that is insightful, no shit. So is the timing belt on my car. The point is the user can not do it himself without special tools. Sorry if you are confused by this but soldering is not a common task that most people do. Batteries are items that do and will die, every battery ever made will wear out, does it wear out quicker then the other non user replacable items? Time will tell.

      the iPhone isn't the first of these devices to have a battery that is soldered. Various iPod models have already had soldered batteries.
      Defend Apples by pointing out that Apple has a habit of doing this. Not sure where you were going with that comment. There is an alive and well third party support structure that is replacing worn out batteries on iPods. Kind of goes against your theory that this non user replacable battery thing is a non issue doesnt it?

      and if you choose to extend the warranty to two years with the $69
      We are all idiots for complaining about not being able to change the battery, all we have to do is pay $69 for an extended warranty to replace an item that should be user replaceable and does wear out. Thanks for clearing that up.

      The customer also doesn't have to be without a phone for several days, and claiming that they do because there is a fee for a loaner is ridiculous. Just pretend that the battery replacement costs $29 more, then. You are not without a phone at all:
      Again, are you actually trying to defend Apple with that comment? I'm interested in your economic theory here. If I only pay $10 for lunch, you are saying that I should pretend that same lunch actually should have cost $30, I can know feel better knowing I got to eat out AND save $20 at the same time. You just saved me $5200 a year. Thanks for the tip.

      You have no real information about the design and why they used a non replaceable battery, please do not pretend you do. Your claim that it had to be that way is without any facts. It is just a theory you have come up with to justify why it is not replaceable. The same battery with the same shape could very well fit in the same area with a door, a solder connection is no smaller then a connector could have been. The device was designed around not having a user replaceable battery from the start, it was not like this team was months into the design and suddendly they hit a road block because of this battery thing and they had to start over. I'd bet a user replaceable battery was never even considered. You can point to numerous web pages (slashdot included) that claim the bettery had to be integrated but these comments are nothing more then people repeating what others have said. If you repeat enough times, it becomes the truth in many peoples eyes.

      On those notes.. I know it does not have a user replaceable battery. It is my decision to buy one or not and I have to accept the responsibility of that decision.

    176. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      If having a replaceable battery is that important to you, surely you will look up the price of said replaceable batteries before plopping down a cool $500, no?

    177. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by dabraun · · Score: 1

      The "400 charges" thing isn't any 400 charges; partial charges are just that: partial. This lithium ion battery is no different from any other.


      Lithium batteries last approximatelly three years from their date of manufacture until their internal resistance seriously degrades their capacity. The number of times you charge them is fairly irrelevant to their livespan. Repeated partial charges without topping out or bottoming out will make it difficult for the battery to track how much power it has left, but this is restored by fully charging the battery again.
    178. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by WindShadow · · Score: 1

      The issue isn't replacing the battery when it fails, it's being able to take a few spares along on a trip and not have to think about recharge.

    179. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you hold the phone in your hands and not see that there is no way to pop in & out a battery?

    180. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "... exactly the same design decision reduces functionality to a huge degree..."

      Since the same design decision made the phone small enough to actually carry in day-to-day use, I'd personally say that it INCREASES functionality to a huge degree. A phone/ipod/web device you can't or won't carry with you at all times is pretty worthless.

      We're not going to have a meeting of the minds here. Do I wish that batter was user replaceable? Yes? Would I give up battery life or suffer a larger device to get it? No.

      Is it planned obsolescence? No. Is it a big deal? No. I expect that by the time the battery wears out and needs to be replaced there will be a 3G, GPS, 64GB version that I'll probably want to have anyway.

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  2. Well this is a dumb fucking lawsuit. by Spazntwich · · Score: 0, Troll

    But if he pulls it off, maybe it will open the doors to suing printer companies for shitty cartridges that are too replaceable.

    1. Re:Well this is a dumb fucking lawsuit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except printer cartridges are marked as empty by the software when they have been barely used.

    2. Re:Well this is a dumb fucking lawsuit. by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      Hence the phrase "all too replaceable."

  3. WOW by sjwaste · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wow. I'm a law student, so I like to think I understand that people can and will sue over anything. But Wow. This is shameful.

    1. Re:WOW by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Wow. I'm a law student, so I like to think I understand that people can and will sue over anything. But Wow. This is shameful.

      As a law student, you do realize that stupid people filing stupid lawsuits are the ones who pay you clever lawyers' bills right? Unless of course you're studying law to become a judge or something (in which case congrats, but if you plan on becoming a lawyer after the bar, may you turn green in hue and die in a freak accident or something, do the world a favor, please, thank you very much in advance...).

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    2. Re:WOW by chiph · · Score: 1

      Don't get any ideas.

      A good take-away from this would be: "People who file dumb lawsuits aren't that popular with the general public, and give the profession a bad reputation."

      Chip H.

  4. Let me be the first to say by EvilEddie · · Score: 0, Troll

    WAAAAAAAAHHHH!

  5. Oh, FFS... by R2.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) Did anyone NOT know the batteries weren't replaceable?
    2) If he didn't like it, why didn't he return it for a refund?
    3) Has he actually been harmed yet? One of the parts about civil courts is that there actually need to BE damages, not just potential damages, except for certain circumstances.

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    1. Re:Oh, FFS... by goober1473 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I half expected number three to be "profit".

    2. Re:Oh, FFS... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      1. The guy never had internet access until he got his iPhone, so after he got it he could finally use the internet to realize that the phone doesn't have a replaceable battary

      2. Then he couldn't sue about it.... Duh... Or his phone is so hip and trendy he doesn't want to return it.

      3. Emotional Strain knowing that his hip and trendy phone will need a new battery in the future.

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    3. Re:Oh, FFS... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      2) If he didn't like it, why didn't he return it for a refund?

      My thought too. Apple's iPhone refund policy is a 100% refund in the first 14 days of purchase if the box had not been opened. 90% refund within the first 14 days if the box had been opened. Instead of a maximum of $60 charge, the customer decided to sue after less than a month of the product's debut.

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    4. Re:Oh, FFS... by LuminaireX · · Score: 1

      1) I didn't know, because honestly, I don't give a hoot about the iPhone.
      2) My thoughts exactly. It's been just over 30 days since the iPhone was release. I'm not sure how long the manufacturer's warranty lasts or what AT&T's return policy is, but the time period looks suspicious to me.

      I hope they dismiss this lawsuit as baseless and toss the book at him. I hardly see how Apple is at fault because one dumb consumer chose not to be informed. Then again, this is the same country that held Purdue Pharma liable for the people that died crushing and snorting their OxyContin.

    5. Re:Oh, FFS... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      1) Did anyone NOT know the batteries weren't replaceable?

      I didn't. Frankly I'm shocked and appalled.

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  6. Apple Really Dodged A Bullet Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks to the crappy iPhone sales there just aren't going to be enough people for Apple to worry about suffering any significant monetary damages.

    Gotta hand it to Jobs, the Apple 'overpriced, underfeatured, and overhyped' strategy pays off again!

    1. Re:Apple Really Dodged A Bullet Here by nevali · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ah yes, because selling 7,500 iPhones per hour in the first 30 hours of its release is "crappy".

    2. Re:Apple Really Dodged A Bullet Here by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      A lot of things sell well without being good, because 'good' is highly subjective. There are a few features that I use on my current phone regularly that the iPhone lacks. To me, this makes it completely worthless. To someone who has no use for these features, it's a phone that does what they want and has a great UI. I consider the first iPod to have been crappy for a number of reasons (no AAC, too small for my music collection, too bulky for my pocket, Mac only), but this didn't stop me buying a third generation one (the £100 rebate I got for buying it at the same time as my first Mac helped, of course). I'll probably end up buying a third or fourth generation iPhone too, but the current one is of no interest to me. If the grandparent has similar needs from a phone to me, then I can understand why he would think it's crappy. Apple is aiming for around 1% of the total mobile phone market with the first generation iPhone, as I recall, so it doesn't matter if 99% of the population agree with him, as long as the remaining 1% can afford to buy one.

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    3. Re:Apple Really Dodged A Bullet Here by nevali · · Score: 1

      The OP said "crappy sales".

      I didn't say (not in my post, at any rate) that the iPhone was any good.

  7. boo hoo by catbutt · · Score: 1

    it's not like there were any articles on the web he could have read about the iphone, so that he might have learned the deal with the batteries.

    Most likely by the time batteries start dying, he'll be able to take it into a local business and they'll replace the battery while you wait, probably for less than apple would charge.

    1. Re:boo hoo by CastrTroy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Although he probably shouldn't win this trial, You would thank that Apple would have learned their lesson by now. With all the complaints about iPods having non-user-replaceable batteries, you would think that they would have changed the design. Especially on a cell phone, as I have never had a cell phone who's battery laster more than 1.5 years, and I'm not even a heavy user. Also, the fact that most people cannot be without their phone for a week while it's being repaired. If you can't listen to your music, it kind of sucks. If you can't contact any of your business contacts, or have to wait by a landline, or get a loaner phone, which probably doesn't have all your calendar and address book information, that a lot worse.

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    2. Re:boo hoo by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 1

      You're not without your contacts, music, or calendar. This information is sync'd to your phone from iTunes. If you pay the $29 for the loaner, then it will be sync'd to the loaner just as it was sync'd to your iPhone.

    3. Re:boo hoo by tmarthal · · Score: 2, Informative

      or get a loaner phone, which probably doesn't have all your calendar and address book information, that a lot worse.

      Uhh, I had to do a factory reset of my iPhone via iTunes the day after it came out (this is due to my user error, it hardlocked and I could have power+menu button together hard-reset it, but I didn't read the manual!). My contact information, SMS, calendar, Safari Bookmarks, Voicemails(!) all were saved. All were re-loaded onto my iPhone after the software reset and re-activation (which was "This phone is already activated."). [Note: this has to do with how the iphone syncs other program information.]

      The only thing that I lost was my Camera Roll pictures (the ones that were taken with the phone), because I hadn't known at the time how to offload the pictures onto my computer (since fixed). And when I was playing with the picture settings, two (of seven) pictures that I had added to contacts were removed (but that was because I was fiddling with the on computer cached images).

      So, if Apple gave me another loaner phone, I could just plug it into iTunes and have a fully functional replica re-synced phone in 2 minutes.

      Everyone says that the iPhone revolution is all in the software, and it is.
    4. Re:boo hoo by venicebeach · · Score: 1

      You buy this phone for its unique design -- its look, its thin, smooth lines are the product. If one of the consequences of that design is that the battery is not user-accessible then so be it. I would invite someone who wants to have both features to design a phone themselves.

      The only thing that comes close to being the basis for a lawsuit is his claim that this was an undisclosed feature of this product. Wait, no it's still not even close for reasons others have described.

    5. Re:boo hoo by timster · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you think they would have changed the product! What with all the complaints on Slashdot, and the millions and millions of dollars. I know which one I'd listen to!

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    6. Re:boo hoo by Splab · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why you guys seem to think its obvious that the iPhone lacks such a fundamental thing as replaceable batteries.

      ALL phones I have owned have had replaceable batteries, why on earth should I expect anything less from this wonder of a phone?

      Ahh because the iPod I never owned can't have its batteries replaced? Yeah I can see how those two things relate... idiots.

  8. The price you pay for... by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 5, Insightful

    for early acceptance.

    for not doing your research.

    for not waiting to know if the product is going to fit your lifestyle.

    for being a consumer whore.

    i'm sure after seeing the success of the iphone we'll see plenty of other options, and as time goes newer revisions of the iphone will also get better batteries i'm sure. This is just kind of what you get when you buy into the first version of something so new and groundbreaking. As i recall the first generation or two of the ipod were less than stellar also, but the last few generations have been pretty solid.

    1. Re:The price you pay for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, I couldn't disagree less. See, the advantages outweigh the downsides on at least 4 different levels.

      First, the phone itself is

      oh, I've got an incoming call and I'm posting this from my iPhone. Will finish post later.

    2. Re:The price you pay for... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Sorry. This is a bunch of BS. First, Apple should have known better. Cellphones have replaceable batteries for a REASON! I have seen batteries that fail in a year and I have also seen them last for 5 years. The only thing is people can use the hell out of their iPhone and the iPod and then the battery needs replaced in less than a year. It's EASY to do.

      Now should he have known this before? Yes. Does it mean Apple isn't stupid for designing it the way they did? No, Apple is moronic to do it this way. Why? Just think of all the money they can over charge you to pick up a second battery!

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    3. Re:The price you pay for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moronic on Apple's part?

      Apple has *always* done it that way; monopolizing hardware, architecture, and service;
      a welded-shut hood approach; they historically define "No User-Servicable Parts Inside" and no cheap apple-knockoff components. They even switched processors and OS on Apple owners, successfully, because of this approach!

      Dontcha know, Apple doesn't copy *anything*, they are defining the Future(of cellphones) and how people interact with them; pragmatically, this means amply supporting the Apple dealers, you know, where Apple owners receive their much vaunted Apple Service.

      Ok, maybe no removable battery was a little out there, but it would have opened up an opportunity for a third-party battery supplier and the possible lawsuits (Doesn't the iPhone use a much higher capacity battery? Newest technology batteries (highest current) can be treacherously difficult (and risky, with a big R) to safely manufacture on a global scale, IMHO).

    4. Re:The price you pay for... by pthor1231 · · Score: 1

      Well, If your battery doesn't make it through year, thats covered under the warranty (or is it not a year warranty by default for the iPhone). If it does last for five years, good for you. Anywhere in between, that is where you run into the issue of gambling with the apple care protection plan. Whether it is "stupid" or not doesn't mean it is class action lawsuit material. The guy had plenty of options to rectify this problem, and is just spouting nonsense in most of his lawsuit.

    5. Re:The price you pay for... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      This is pretty much a deep-pockets lawsuit, one of the very kinds of legal manipulations that are so-often decried here on Slashdot. The guy sees a way to maybe make some money out of Apple, doesn't much matter if he has a legitimate grievance or not. He's taking the gamble that a sympathetic court might see things his way, and force Apple to pay out.

      Something needs to be done about the crapshoot approach to justice we have in this country. Aren't judges supposed to weed out the really frivolous ones?

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    6. Re:The price you pay for... by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      Cellphones have replaceable batteries for a REASON! That reason being they don't hold a charge for very long, unlike the iPhone. 10 days of standby is almost double that of my phone.
  9. seems premature by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shouldn't they establish first that the battery _needs_ to be replaced more often, than say, some capacitor on the board? Why not sue over any other part in the product not being socketed or user replaceable?

    The iphone is very thin and seamless. It probably could not accommodate the same aesthetics and size if it had a removable battery. If you want a phone with a removable battery there are lots of big clunky ones to choose from.

    1. Re:seems premature by Error27 · · Score: 1

      He couldn't look into the battery situation before buying the phone but now he's looking a year into the future to plan his battery replacement. He's claiming to be both stupid and smart. He's partly right.

    2. Re:seems premature by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Part of his lawsuit is based on the assumption that he will have to replace the battery within a year and he would have to pay for it. First of all, IANAL but someone has pointed out that before you sue, you kinda have to suffered some sort of damage or wrong. The fact that he might have to deal with the situation is rather shaky legal ground. No damage has occurred. Second, since the iPhone is freaking new, what is the certainty of the failure that he predicts? Nobody really knows. Apple estimated 400 charges will reduce the capacity down to 85%. But that is based on previous battery models but this battery could have higher or lower failure rates. It's like me suing GM because I might have to replace my transmission within a year of buying a new model of car because I think that it may fail in that first year. Third, if the battery fails within a year, Apple will replace it free of charge.

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    3. Re:seems premature by fermion · · Score: 1
      The prematureness of this lawsuit is a testament to popularity of the device. Never again should any analyst claim that the iPhone has not generated revenue beyond any pervious product. For how many other first generation products have produced enough revenue to get the lawyers attention within the first month of sales. If we follow Steve Dallas rules of lawsuits, iPhone is the most successful product ever.

      For a class action lawsuit to be profitable, one must have enough units sold, and enough potential damage, to generate a profit for the lawyer. Look at it this way. No one sued over Vioxx until thousands of people were dead.

      So now we have lawyer, good or bad, realizing that even just $5 for each unit sold would be some real money. The design in not going to change. The consumer is likely to get nothing more than a minor discount on Applecare. And the $29 loaner is a crock anyway. If they do the same thing they do with an iPod, they probabaly will just swap out phones in the store.

      But at $300K units sold. That would be well over a million for a the firm

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    4. Re:seems premature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And someone gets it. That's the reason the battery in the Treo 600 was not user-replaceable. The failures caused by removable batteries was greater then that caused by bad batteries. It was a good technical decision. Unfortunately it was a bad business business decision because the users demanded a removable battery so now we're stuck with less reliable Treo's just to have a battery that can be replaced by the end-user.

      To give another example, I'm very frustrated I had to just spend $80 to replace the battery in my $400 iPod. Of course, if it lasts three years like the last battery then $80 is well worth it. With my Creative Zen I have duct tape holding the removable battery because the latch broke after I had it for three months. As much as I'm annoyed by paying Apple $80, I'm more annoyed by Creative.

    5. Re:seems premature by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      It probably could not accommodate the same aesthetics and size if it had a removable battery.

      I'm not saying this guy's case has merit, but that's a cop out. The case is currently held together by snaps. Those could easily be replaced with 4 screws (worst case) and/or a sliding cover could be integrated in the back cover, taking up roughly 1-2mm x 10mm x 5mm of internal space, or a hinged cover with a slide-out battery. That 3 ways to do it, and I'm not even an engineer.

      Removable battery doesn't have to mean big and clunky. See the RAZR. I'm not saying the battery needs to be user-serviceable -- I'd just change it myself anyway -- but let's not pretend this is anything other than a deliberate tactic to create additional revenue for Apple. Most people will either pay for the service or buy a new unit, which is the goal.

    6. Re:seems premature by curiosity · · Score: 1

      The case is currently held together by snaps. Those could easily be replaced with 4 screws (worst case) and/or a sliding cover could be integrated in the back cover, taking up roughly 1-2mm x 10mm x 5mm of internal space, or a hinged cover with a slide-out battery. That 3 ways to do it, and I'm not even an engineer. Clearly.

  10. It is baseless, meritless suits like these... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...that really perk up my Monday mornings with a full serving of outrage and indignation.

    <sarcasm>
    A new Apple iThingy with a sealed in battery! No. You're kidding! Go on.
    </sarcasm>

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    1. Re:It is baseless, meritless suits like these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gotta love it when some fanboy mods you down. the moderation system leaves much to be desired.

  11. Stupid, UNTIL you think about ithe big picture.... by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How many times have you witnessed a company actually fighting back against one of these class-action suits? I'm sure they have, but I can't recall ever reading about it?

    It seems like no matter how lame the lawsuit, companies always settle these (usually in such a way that gives relatively little to the plaintiffs, like a 20% off coupon on a future purchase or something).

    Given the potential for bad publicity that could be generated by the media reporting "Company A, today, fought back against consumers who filed suit over their defective product", it's a good bet they'll cough up some sort of "freebie" for the product owners.

    So yeah, it's an incredibly dumb lawsuit, but there's a GREAT chance it will just mean Apple makes the lawyer involved a lot richer, and throws some small "bone" to everyone who owns the iPhone. Maybe a credit at the Apple store equivalent to the cost of 1 battery replacement or something?

  12. It's likely that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's likely that the guy tried to return it and could not.
    If that is the case, Cell phones not having a user-replacable battery is ridiculous. They all do, there's no reason Apple cannot follow this standard.

    If that is not the case, and he did not try to return it, his case will be thrown out, he'll be laughed at and have to pay attorneys fees.

  13. Give him his money back by just+someone · · Score: 0, Troll

    Release an official statement.
    Mr X should return his iphone for a refund. Call us.

  14. Re:"Bleeding Edge" by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    No, it's a good reason to get yourself a soldering iron and learn how to use it. Replacing ipod batteries is easy and cheap, and the replacement batteries usually come with the tools for cleanly opening up the case. I'm sure they'll have the same thing for iPhones soon too.

  15. This is crazy. by scifience · · Score: 3, Informative

    Should I sue Oral-B because my electric toothbrush has a non-user-replaceable rechargeable battery? Honda because my hybrid Accord has a whole array of non-user-replaceable batteries?

    Hard to find the info on the battery replacement? Google "iphone battery" and you'll get this... the official Apple site is the second result, and the first one is from CNET talking about the program.

    This is just another person looking to make some money with a frivolous lawsuit.

    1. Re:This is crazy. by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If I bought a toothbrush with a non-replaceable battery, I would not be surprised. It's very common.

      If I bought a cell phone with a non-replaceable battery, I would be surprised. Most people who use cell phones have had to deal with batteries, either because they've needed to replace them or carry extras for emergency. I don't believe that I've ever seen a cell phone without a replaceable battery...I'm not saying they don't exist, but they must be rare. Being able to read about the lack of a replaceable battery on a website after I'd purchased the device without one wouldn't help me much.

      I don't think that this guy has a case if he had a chance to return the iPhone for an iRefund, but iWouldn't be surprised if he couldn't.

    2. Re:This is crazy. by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      Actually not, a cell phone has a different use profile than a toothbrush, say a IT professional on call. There was a post about having the second back up battery so when you were out away from a charger you would not be in a position where your phone was not available. A practical business argument. If however you just see it like your IPod and if it doesn't work, you just aren't listening to your favorite tunes, big fing deal.


      This is one of the reasons that IPhones have been not recommended for use as critical business applications or for corporate use. Its not designed for continuity of service.


      Its slim, and modern and oh so trendy but it falls short of being the phone that your business will buy for you to carry. So like an IPod a personal device for the personal device market. But then Apple has always sorted to tend towards that market and away from the business market from the beginning.


      They may have to just put a, "Warning, Not ready for commercial use" label like McDonalds had to on their Hot Coffee cups.



    3. Re:This is crazy. by presearch · · Score: 1

      ...Its not designed for continuity of service.

      So, when you swap that battery in your "critical use" blackberry, what happens during that swap?
      It stops getting calls?!?!!

      Did they tell you that on the box?
      When you turn off the phone do you get a warning that the phone will no longer receive calls when the device is not turned on?

      Lawsuit!!!

    4. Re:This is crazy. by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      "Honda because my hybrid Accord has a whole array of non-user-replaceable batteries?"
      Actually Id be pretty pissed if I couldnt change out the battery in my car without taking it to the dealership. If that wasnt mentioned to me at the point of sale, I might have a case to sue. Especially considering 99% of other cars have user serviceable batteries.

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      I'll just use my special getting high powers one more time...
    5. Re:This is crazy. by karmatic · · Score: 1

      One of my treos (600, IIRC) had a non-removable battery. I was quite surprised by it.

      I had a flight attendant tell me to turn it off. When I indicated it was in flight mode, she said it had to be "completly off", and the little blinking light on the front would have to stop.

      I informed her that to achieve that, I would have to throw it out the window, since the tools it would take to dismantle it were down in the cargo bin. She wasn't too happy, but she left me alone after that.

      All in all, very annoying.

    6. Re:This is crazy. by tftp · · Score: 1

      He is talking about the main traction battery for his hybrid Accord. It's a 250V or something, and it probably weighs 100 lbs. There is a standard 12V (aux) battery in the car, and that you can replace yourself if you want to. Don't know what they did in Accord, but in Prius you can replace any battery yourself, including the high voltage one, and it is not difficult - provided that you are trained to work with high voltage components.

    7. Re:This is crazy. by smurfsurf · · Score: 1

      If you continue the "reasonable expectation because of past experiance" thought, you kill innovation.

      Years ago, you could repair your car engine yourself with some basic tools and a repair manual. Nowadays, the ball stops just after popping the hood as you do not have the diagnostic computers needed. And every step inbetween certainly was a new surprise to home mechanics.

      Everything that you consider very common now has been new and surprising to people some time ago.

    8. Re:This is crazy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it funny that you used an example of companies artificially creating a situation where they can make money. Any old mechanic (even hobbyist) SHOULD be able to reasonably expect to diagnose their own freakin' car, instead of having propriety protocols. There is absolutely no technical reason for hiding the codes or making them non-standard, besides wanting to have it serviced at their own dealerships. And being able to charge $50 just to read the code, with no guarantee that it's not a glitch.

          How's that for innovation!

          (I think the situation is changing and there are machines that can actually read the proprietary diagnostic codes, but it is slow slow progress towards that.)

    9. Re:This is crazy. by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Hard to find the info on the battery replacement? Google "iphone battery" and you'll get this... I think these guys are also suing Google, for also not putting a warning on the Google home page that the iPhone's battery is not user-serviceable.

      - RG>
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    10. Re:This is crazy. by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      You have 14 days to return it for a full refund, plenty of time to figure out there's no way to replace the battery.

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    11. Re:This is crazy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've owned two cell phones in my life, one for six years, one for it's going on three.

      I've never replaced a cell phone battery.

      Laptop battery, yes, cell phone battery, no.

    12. Re:This is crazy. by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      There's continuity of service, and then there's continuity of service.
      It shouldn't take more than a couple of minutes to swap out the battery on a Blackberry.
      It takes between two and eight hours to charge an average phone battery.
      So, there's at least one order of magnitude difference in how long you'll go without receiving calls between swapping batteries and recharging a single battery.

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  16. God, I hate class-action suit lawyers by jfengel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm beginning to wonder if the class-action lawsuit isn't a worse abuse of the commons than spam is. All they have to do is find one company with a lot of cash and one customer dumb enough to sue them in exchange for the trivial takings the customers always get from these lawsuits. The lawyers always get their fees in cash, and the customers always get coupons.

    I get notified that I'm a party to these about every month of so. Sometimes I even get notified that I've "won" something, like one dollar off my monthly service of Verizon every three months until they've given me $12 (really). Or once, all I got was an apology, along with the satisfaction of knowing that the lawyers got several hundred thousand in fees.

    We need the class action lawsuit; it's an important legal tool. But if you've got a better suggestion, I'd love to hear it.

    How about this: if you're party to a class action lawsuit, and you choose to opt out and give up your right to sue individually, you get to punch the lawyers once. Not real hard, just a little bit. So an intelligent lawsuit gives you a mild bruising. And this lawsuit ends up with brains splattered all over walls.

    1. Re:God, I hate class-action suit lawyers by polyex · · Score: 1

      Make the law firm, the person and the attorneys personally filing the suit automatically have to pay damages equal to the amount they are suing for if they should lose the case.

    2. Re:God, I hate class-action suit lawyers by monxrtr · · Score: 0

      I seriously wonder how many more lawyers than doctors graduate these days, and how much more the average salary between the professions has changed. How else are all those lawyers supposed to get their big 6 figure plus salaries except by lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits? So many people have law school as a back up career plan, as if it was their "safety" college choice. When people see people making easy big money, competition ensues, and intellectual ideas of business methods and processes are copied, such as the "class action law suit".

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    3. Re:God, I hate class-action suit lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, there are a bunch of us who agree and are similarly affected. That gives me an idea....

    4. Re:God, I hate class-action suit lawyers by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      We need the class action lawsuit; it's an important legal tool. But if you've got a better suggestion, I'd love to hear it.

      I've said it before but I love to preach this idea: send all punitive damages to the federal government's general fund. Sue for $100 million if you really think they deserve it - just don't plan to see the money if you win. If it's that important to you then you can proceed.

      Alternatively, if you sue and lose, then a number of people up to log10(requested amount) get to beat the crap out of you and your attorneys. Either of those would make me smile.

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    5. Re:God, I hate class-action suit lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies usually want to settle these because of the huge potential damages that could be awarded at the end of a trial. The calulations look something like this:

      sizeOfClass * potentialDamages * percentChanceOfLosing + costToFightTheLawsuit

      Because of the huge size of the class, this equation is almost always going to favor trying to settle the suit before going to trial. Even if the chance of losing the lawsuit is as low as 10%, the class is so huge that the potential damages are frightening to even the largest companies.

      All of this creates an incentive for sleazy lawyers to file baseless lawsuits, looking for settlements of the type: Lawyers get paid, the class gets lame coupons.

    6. Re:God, I hate class-action suit lawyers by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I've said it before but I love to preach this idea: send all punitive damages to the federal government's general fund.


      Doesn't make a whole lot of sense for (and probably unconstitutional, too) where the action is commenced under state law, and anyway, many class action suits aren't seeking punitive damages (and most settle, anyhow.)

      Suits where punitive damages are awarded are generally more serious, and more deliberate wrongs, and are arguably the cases that it is most in the public interest to have brought; if the plaintiff didn't get the punitive damage award (and if they could not, therefore, be part of the basis for contingency fees), there'd be less incentive for plaintiffs to bring and less incentive for attorney's to take such cases, but while at the same time not touching the vast majority of controversial lawsuits, which primarily seek compensatory damages of an amount that observers (often ill-informed, but sometimes not) see as disporportionate to the wrong done.
    7. Re:God, I hate class-action suit lawyers by bwy · · Score: 1

      Well, if the class action suit is lost, you could make the plaintiff pay the defendant's legal fees. Companies might not fight back today.... but if they knew that the people suing them could end up going broke over the deal (Apple's legal staff probably doesn't work cheap) then they might actually put up a fight as a lesson to people who seek frivolous lawsuits in the future. I am convinced that what allows this crap to happen is the fact that these lawyers can sue people with fear of losing nothing but a bit of time and effort. And the payoffs are big. Who wouldn't gamble a bit of time and effort if the odds were strongly in your favor that you'd make hundreds of thousands of dollars or even millions? Some people say that our broken system is what allows poor people to file law suits, since they could ordinarily not afford it. Well, there are lots of things that poor people can't afford (that is the definition of being poor.) It is unfortunate, but it is not a good enough reason to break the entire system. EVERYONE pays more for products when these law suits happen. Companies don't have lawyers working for free. And it isn't just electronics manufacturers that get sued like this. For example, the cereal industry has had their share of crap to deal with too.

  17. Re:Stupid, UNTIL you think about ithe big picture. by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

    Of course they settle because those stupid coupons don't cost them anything. If this class-action lawsuit is settled the people in it will probably get a $10 coupon for the itunes store or something and the lawyers -- on both sides -- will get hundreds of thousands of dollars. They are the only ones who benefit.

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  18. Joking right? by PacketScan · · Score: 1

    First Off We've know the battery was non-user replaceable back in January.
    What kinda moron is this guy?
    Secondly WEEKS before the launch the big topic was lack of replaceable battery.
    This Guy's case should be thrown out and him fined for wasting the courts time and tax payer monies

    1. Re:Joking right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newsflash: Most iphone buyers don't browse slashdot all day. They know what the big products are that are coming out. That's our consumer culture and we're all susceptible to mass marketing that big corporations put millions of dollars into so that we unknowningly develop a familiarity with a product even before we've been consciously exposed to it. You've never bought something without researching every facet of it? Bullshit. And I bet most of your immediate family has, as well.

    2. Re:Joking right? by Altus · · Score: 1


      Newsflash: Caveat Emptor!

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    3. Re:Joking right? by PacketScan · · Score: 1

      Are you Kidding me? ./ is not the only source nimrod

    4. Re:Joking right? by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Newsflash: Having a name for the excuses businesses have for screwing their customers doesn't make the behavior ethical.

  19. Class-action lawsuit by Apple shareholders by G4from128k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    IANAL, but perhaps all the shareholders of Apple stock can sue idiots such as this for any possible loss of the price of the stock or expenses of the company (which ever is greater). To the extent that frivolous litigation damages a public company, the shareholders would seem to have just cause for a class-action countersuit.

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    1. Re:Class-action lawsuit by Apple shareholders by rgo · · Score: 1

      IANABA (I am not a business analyst), but moronic lawsuits shouldn't cause stock prices to fall. Stock prices SHOULD fall if there's a possibility that Apple could lose a case like that, which means that the case is not so moronic after all, or maybe the way justice is enforced in the US is a bit of a joke.

  20. Two jobs in the US by 2020 by gsfprez · · Score: 4, Insightful

    By 2020, there will only be two jobs left in the US.

    1. Lawyers
    2. IT guys for lawyers.

    just think about which you're going to be, and start preparing.

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    1. Re:Two jobs in the US by 2020 by Cytos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      3. and guys who replace batteries

    2. Re:Two jobs in the US by 2020 by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      Hey, after I get my Law Degree, I can do both! Bada-bom....Ching....

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      "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
    3. Re:Two jobs in the US by 2020 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Parent wrote:

      By 2020, there will only be two jobs left in the US.

      1. Lawyers
      2. IT guys for lawyers.
      How the fsck is that insightful? Sibling poked a bit of fun at the parent:

      3. and guys who replace batteries

      But let's not forget:
      4. People who advertise things to sell to groups 1-3.
      5. People who sell things to groups 1-4.
      6. People who ship things to be sold to groups 1-5.
      7. People who make things to sell to groups 1-6.
      8. People who dispose of waste for groups 1-7.
      9. People who teach groups 1-8 how to perform their jobs.
      10. PROFIT!!! (sorry, couldn't resist)

      Seriously though: there will also always be room for police, firemen, doctors, dentists, politicians, janitors, secretaries, farmers, managers, counselors, clergy, artists, chefs, scientists, engineers, etc, etc.

    4. Re:Two jobs in the US by 2020 by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget ultra fast pizza delivery!

    5. Re:Two jobs in the US by 2020 by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I'll be 3. Retired. :)

      Yep. Just me and many whores in my high tech log home in the woods surrounded by an impenetrable force bubble.

      Of course, I'm assuming some sort of massive pay off from superstring theory between now and then with the force bubble thing.

    6. Re:Two jobs in the US by 2020 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot: 4. ???
      5. Terrorists (everyone else)

    7. Re:Two jobs in the US by 2020 by ceeam · · Score: 1

      That's not sustainable. "Bums" and "military" OTOH....

    8. Re:Two jobs in the US by 2020 by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Who will I have to sue in order to "get fries with that"?

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  21. Standing? by JohnnySonic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Uh, IANAL, but I don't see how this guy has standing. He is citing future problems he might have with his iPhone that are not imminent, rather, they are conjectural and hypothetical. Buyer's remorse does not make a legal case! (except maybe in America)

    1. Re:Standing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All he has to do is prove that the product sold did not meet the expectations that a normal consumer might have of a phone.

      For example:

      What if Ford sold you a car where the wheels were welded onto the axles, so that you would need to take your car to a Ford dealer whenever your tires needed to be replaced, but did not mention it to you when you bought the car?

      People who buy a car have a reasonable expectation that the wheels are not welded to the axle just like people who buy a phone have a reasonable expectation that the battery is not soldered in the phone. If your product differs substantially from the normal expected operation you must disclose this at the time of sale.

    2. Re:Standing? by eldepeche · · Score: 1

      I guess this guy missed every single news article and blog post about the iPod batteries.

    3. Re:Standing? by bdo19 · · Score: 3, Informative

      But what if it's painfully obvious upon looking at the car in the dealer showroom, prior to purchase, that the wheels were welded to the axles, and you chose to buy it anyhow? And what if, once you got the car home and discovered that the wheels were welded to the axles, you had 14 days to return it for a full refund, but you chose to keep it? And what if, in addition, this particular car was a $150,000 sports car for which there was a performance and styling advantage to having the wheels welded to the axles? If this case doesn't get thrown out of court, and if Apple doesn't countersue for court costs due to a frivolous lawsuit, then I will have lost the last thread of faith I have in our court system. Unless there's more to it than meets the eye.

    4. Re:Standing? by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

      I part time in a small service shop and I really hate those damn Dodges with the wheel well batteries > Some cars even have them under the back seat. Awful, awful design choices. Some things on cars that they have to know people will have to change prior to the demise of the car should be placed in easier to reach places. Talking batteries, external lights, air filters, oil filters, etc. My ford contour to change the oil filter I have to take off the passenger front wheel (no rack at home; working on the ground.) It really sucks.

    5. Re:Standing? by Rey+Willie · · Score: 1
      Standing isn't a problem here.

      Standing is just a way of making sure that the party bringing the claim is actually the party that has suffered the injury. Joe can't sue Bob for battery of Mike. Mike has standing, not Joe. Yeah, with class actions things work differently, but I don't want to get into Rule 23 tonight. And yes, he filed in an Illinois, not Federal, court, but it's the same general concept.

      Your notion about the plaintiff needing a present injury, and not a potential future injury is a good one; however, the doctrine that deals with that issue is called ripeness. Think of it as "standing in a timeframe". Joe can't sue Bob for battery because Bob might beat him up. That claim is not ripe. Joe may have other tort claims against Bob that are ripe, but the battery claim is not. The plaintiff has to have actually suffered the injury (Yes, this is oversimplified. If you want more about weird corner cases, take a class in federal jurisdiction). If he only believes that he will suffer a future injury, his claim is not ripe, and the suit would be dismissed.

      However, his claim isn't really that he might suffer some future injury. His claim is that he received a defective product. BS? Yeah, I think so, but that's his claim. If his product is defective today, then he has a ripe claim in that he did not receive what he was promised by Apple in his contract of sale. His alleged injuries are present ones. Therefore, he has standing, and his claim is ripe.

      In fact, it stinks! Ba-dum-dum

  22. Pro Se nonsense by alcmaeon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This guy filed the lawsuit on his own probably because no attorney would take it because it is worthless. Pro Se (i.e. filed without the aid of conusel) class actions don't have a good record of victories.

    Nuts file lawsuits every day. This is hardly news even if it is against Apple.

    1. Re:Pro Se nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Important note: Class-action lawsuits are suits with more than fifty plaintiffs.

  23. IANAL but..... by rueger · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I believe that the technical term for this is F*CKING IDIOT!

    1. Re:IANAL but..... by srmalloy · · Score: 2, Funny

      But that ignores the fundamental question about him.... which, unfortunately, we're not likely to find out: Will He Blend?

  24. Sue Mercedes-Benz too by athloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Replacement hood emblems are really expensive, and it didn't say they would be in the sales pamphlet.

  25. I don't sympathise that much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, so the guy ended up with a bit of a crappy product. These things happen. But should he be able to sue over everything he doesn't like about it? Couldn't he have considered this when he bought it? And didn't he have any opportunity to actually look at this stuff first?

  26. Re:Stupid, UNTIL you think about ithe big picture. by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    I say Apple should just give him free battery replacements until he's done with his phone.

    Loaner extra.

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  27. Nonsence by nurb432 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They didn't say the battery was replaceable, so no fraud there. Besides, my 4Gen ipod is still going on its 1st battery, and I've had it since the 4Gens's first came out.

    Perhaps apple can counter sue for a frivolous action?

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    1. Re:Nonsence by Chikenistheman · · Score: 1

      You also had a 4Gen ipod. Not a 1st gen iphone.

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  28. Lionel Hutz by dotmax · · Score: 2, Funny

    In an unrelated development, Attorney Lionel Hutz announced a 3.2 Kajillion lawsuit against Apple, arguing that the company did not adequately disclose the fact that their iPhone communicated via radio waves. He said he would amend his complaint later this week to include a complaint against its unnecesary use of "electricity".

    "I looked all over the Apple website, and not once did they explain that it used "electricity"". .max

    1. Re:Lionel Hutz by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      It's too bad the Lionel Hutz has been dead for a few years.

  29. legal standing? by boxless · · Score: 1

    IANAL but,
    doesn't the guy have to show real harm in order to sue? Assuming his battery doesn't yet need to be replaced, isn't this all just theoretical? Who knows, maybe it never needs to be replaced (not likely, but who knows?).

  30. When did we get sue happy? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hmm...so someone that is too lazy or whatever, to do basic research before buying a new expensive product, can just bring about a lawsuit over it?

    How hard would it be to ask the salesperson when buying said phone? Once home and the phone was taken out of the packaging, wouldn't you notice there is not place to access the battery? If so, don't you have a certain number of days to return the phone and get your money back if not satisfied with it?

    I mean, there are reasons to sue companies, but, lets get real....suing because YOU did do basic research before buying something, to understand how it would work and function...isn't what is supposed to happen.

    Damn, when did our society decide that the answer to all of lifes problems was through litigation.

    "...old Billy was right, let's kill all the lawyers, let's kill them tonight..."

    --The Eagles.

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    1. Re:When did we get sue happy? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "How hard would it be to ask the salesperson when buying said phone?"

      Considering that every single phone on the planet has a user-replaceable battery, your expectation that anybody'd even think to look into it is silly.

      "I mean, there are reasons to sue companies, but, lets get real....suing because YOU did do basic research before buying something, to understand how it would work and function...isn't what is supposed to happen."

      Oh right. The same laws that make it difficult for companies (like Microsoft) to screw you are suddenly the cause of all the world's problems because they potentially rock Apple's boat. Face it: Apple could have been more up-front about the battery replacement AND that would have been more beneficial to the consumer. Instead you get to pay $29 for the inconvenience. Good thing I love Apple so I can put them on a pedestal for it.

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    2. Re:When did we get sue happy? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Considering that every single phone on the planet has a user-replaceable battery, your expectation that anybody'd even think to look into it is silly."

      Well, you know what they say about the word "Assume" don't you?

      :-)

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    3. Re:When did we get sue happy? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Well, you know what they say about the word "Assume" don't you?"

      Heh. I hear ya.

      But look, it's not that I'm anti-Apple, here. I just don't care for allowing Apple to do things I know I wouldn't allow Sony or Microsoft to do. The more a company has to say up front about their products, the better it is for consumers. This concept doesn't just magically fly out the window because it's Apple and they've made us happy before. The iPod was neat, but it's no reason to drop your pants and grab your ankles in front of them.

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    4. Re:When did we get sue happy? by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Why didn't he just return the phone when he got it home and discovered the battery wasn't replaceable? He had 14 days to determine whether or not it met his needs.

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    5. Re:When did we get sue happy? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Why didn't he just return the phone when he got it home and discovered the battery wasn't replaceable? He had 14 days to determine whether or not it met his needs."

      The problem is the iPhone is like the only phone in existence right now with a soldered-in battery. Most people aren't going to have it occur to them to check on that until it's a problem. And since that's roughly a year or two away...

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    6. Re:When did we get sue happy? by dhavleak · · Score: 1

      so someone that is too lazy or whatever, to do basic research I think that's the whole point -- that users shouldn't have to do research to discover a deviation of this magnitude from accepted norms. Accepted norms for a phone, that is. Apple was playing ads on the tv forever, telling us that they're about to deliver us the worlds best phone. For him to think about it in the context of a phone is fair. Not everybody does product research before buying stuff, and companies certainly shouldn't be absolved of their obligations because we (geeks) are used to doing it.

      Remember -- for every one of us on slashdot that sees an ad or press release and instinctively knows what questions to ask -- there are at least 10 people who have no clue, and just take the ad at face value.
    7. Re:When did we get sue happy? by NeoBeans · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem is the iPhone is like the only phone in existence right now with a soldered-in battery. Most people aren't going to have it occur to them to check on that until it's a problem. And since that's roughly a year or two away...
      And yet he filed a lawsuit after the product has been out just over a month.... Maybe he's from the future, send here to warn us of iPhone battery failures and SkyNet?
    8. Re:When did we get sue happy? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Maybe he's from the future, send here to warn us of iPhone battery failures and SkyNet?"

      Maybe he's trying to get Apple to change a bit so some customers don't get shafted.

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    9. Re:When did we get sue happy? by cerberusss · · Score: 0

      The iPod was neat, but it's no reason to drop your pants and grab your ankles in front of them.
      Alright, fair enough.

      However, that brings us to the question: what would Apple have to do to make you drop your pants and grab your ankles?
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    10. Re:When did we get sue happy? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "that users shouldn't have to do research to discover a deviation of this magnitude from accepted norms (replaceable battery)"

      You know...I wonder how many people out there with phones WITH replaceable batteries...don't know you can replace them? I wonder how many that do know...still take the phone in to get it replaced?

      If that is a large number, and I'm guessing it probably is...then this isn't that big a deal.

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    11. Re:When did we get sue happy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "...old Billy was right, let's kill all the lawyers, let's kill them tonight..."

      Nice going, asshole -- get out here on /. and advertise to the world that you've never read 'old Billy' with sufficient comprehension to understand that the reason for killing the lawyers was specifically to get rid of a class that prevents one group (hint -- corporate types) from taking advantage of another group (hint -- consumers).

      To break it down for a dull student like yourself -- the corporate point of view is, "If we destroy their ability to sue us into good behavior, we can run roughshod over them with impunity." (Sorry for the use of multisyllabic words, but even you must have a brighter friend who can interpret for you.)

    12. Re:When did we get sue happy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      every single phone on the planet has a user-replaceable battery

      Where the hell did you get this idea? Many cells are changing to be non-user-replaceable (Samsung UpStage, off the top of my head), and many smart phones already require sending them in for service to get a new battery. Don't make blanket statements without being informed. It makes you look like a MobileTatsu-ASS.
    13. Re:When did we get sue happy? by Paradox · · Score: 1

      Oh right. The same laws that make it difficult for companies (like Microsoft) to screw you are suddenly the cause of all the world's problems because they potentially rock Apple's boat. Face it: Apple could have been more up-front about the battery replacement AND that would have been more beneficial to the consumer. Instead you get to pay $29 for the inconvenience. Good thing I love Apple so I can put them on a pedestal for it.


      How could they have been more upfront? It was included in nearly every bit of news talking about the downsides of the phone. Pogue and Mossberg reported it in some of the most well-known news outlets in the US, in both paper and electronic format. It's clearly on the Apple Website in multiple places. It was reported on nearly every major TV news outlet, including the BBC, CNN, and Fox News.

      We knew the battery was not something the user could replace over a month before the phone launched! You can't claim a you deserve compensation just because you don't like the product they made. You also can't claim compensation because you dug your head in a hole and then bought it without bothering to even read the box packaging.

      What, exactly, does Apple have to do to make it clear that the battery is not user-replaceable? What constitutes due effort? I ask this not as an Apple fanboy but as someone who sells software. What kind of absurd standard am I being held to? Do I have to personally call my users and tell them when my product may not meet some perceived standard?

      Considering that every single phone on the planet has a user-replaceable battery


      This is also false.
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    14. Re:When did we get sue happy? by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Dinner and a movie, for starters.

    15. Re:When did we get sue happy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> How could they have been more upfront? It was included in nearly every bit of news talking about the downsides of the phone.

      Haha! You should re-read those two sentences, right next to each other they're pretty funny!

      >> We knew the battery was not something the user could replace over a month before the phone launched!

      'We' as in 'the fanbois salivating over every little morsel of news surrounding the phone'.

      >> You also can't claim compensation because you dug your head in a hole and then bought it without bothering to even read the box packaging.

      You can't claim that going against the norm then charging people for the inconvenience is the right thing to do, either. Besides, the packaging says "The battery must be replaced by an Apple Serivce Provider", or something to that effect. That's not the same as 'this battery is welded into the case'. Most companies recommend using an 'authorized service center' for the stupidest of things.

      >> What, exactly, does Apple have to do to make it clear that the battery is not user-replaceable? What constitutes due effort?

      I personally don't have a problem with the non-user-replacable battery. What I do have a problem with is the customer having to pay $30 for a temporary phone while it gets fixed. If phones with built-in batteries were more common place, it wouldn't be that huge of deal. That said, 'battery is not user-accessible' right on the packing wouldn't have killed them. I'm not a fan of the lawsuit, but I'm all for Apple updating their packaging. I'm certainly not accepting the enthusiasm of Apple fanbois as an excuse for them to decieve their customers then charge them for it.

      >> This is also false.

      I don't think that statement was intended to be literal. As mentioned before in another post, most phones have a battery upgrade available to them. But... I doubt you're reading this far so I'll leave it here.

    16. Re:When did we get sue happy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Don't make blanket statements without being informed. It makes you look like a MobileTatsu-ASS.

      You don't look any better when you go ultra-literal to support a fanboy opinion. Anonym-ASS.

    17. Re:When did we get sue happy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I'm a Samsung fanboy, not an Apple one or a lawsuit one.

      I'm saying that user-replaceable batteries are going away, for many reasons, 2 of which I'll mention.

      Environmental concerns. The company can dispose of the battery properly, you or I likely won't.
      Form factor. I'd rather have a nice-looking sleek device than a bulky one that has a battery slot.

    18. Re:When did we get sue happy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, that brings us to the question: what would Apple have to do to make you drop your pants and grab your ankles?
      Killing cayenne8 would do it for me.
  31. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I sincerely doubt he's a customer, considering he always refers to iPhone customers in the third person. He wasn't defending the iPhone from a business standpoint, just a legal standpoint. Last I heard, it wasn't illegal to make a product with a soldered on battery.

    Get a grip, man.

  32. We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by BobMcD · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Some points, take them for what they are, I don't particularly care today, but still:

    1) The case is supposed to be arguing that it WAS difficult to know that the battery was hard wired. No argument needs be made about the present day, the content of Google's current search engine, etc. I for one had no idea. Several technical publications (including /.) thought the fact was headline worthy - aka 'news'. So trying to say that it is impossible that it was news to a zero-day owner is just f'king goofy.

    2) Both cell phones and laptops are supposed to have batteries that can be replaced by the end user. There is a reason for this. To suggest that the bastard child of a lappy and a phone is immune from those same reasons is just plain dense.

    3) I think the responsibility of proving (to a judge, at least) that this isn't merely another means of vendor lock-in is rests with Apple. They departed from the standard. The 'why' of the matter is crucial. Where are the prototypes that had normal batteries?

    Here's hoping...

  33. Re:Stupid, UNTIL you think about ithe big picture. by apt142 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, Apple's lawyers are already in the budget (on Salary/Retainer/Funded breeding programs). So, for them, it's just a cost of doing business. So this particular case doesn't cost them any more than what they were expecting to have come out of the bottom line anyways.

    The guy is just wasting his time for relatively nothing. He might have been better off writing a scathing letter to customer service instead of hiring a lawyer.

  34. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by daveschroeder · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So you ranted on and on (forever actually) about how the info was known in advance and can be found on the site.

    No. I devoted two lines to that, in addition to the URLs where the information is located.

    Yeah, that's "forever".

    ...

    Let me ask you: how does the fact that you KNOW the battery is soldered, is making it any better for you, as an iPhone owner, when you'll have to ship it to Apple for a $100 replacement?

    It doesn't make it any better or worse. If I ever do feel I need to replace the battery and don't have another phone already by that point, I'll pay to get it replaced. I fail to see what the big deal is.

    Is it? Does disclosing of intentionally crippled architecture of the device mean we can't be dissatisfied with the serviceability of the phone? Does it mean people are happy with their crippled iPod batteries (judging by the web, no, they aren't).

    It's not intentionally crippled. I know it's fashionable to think that it was done to fleece customers or force people into buying new iPods, when in reality it was done to decrease the size and weight of the phone for a given battery capacity, and give the iPod a sleek, unblemished enclosure, both of which are things that are huge factors in the iPod's success.

    You need you to grow some balls and face the reality: Apple has intentionally crippled these products for no better reason than remain in tight control of the battery replacement procedure and get some cash from there too.

    Let's re-read the actual truth of the matter:

    I'm convinced the answer is that the chief executive, Steven P. Jobs, and Apple's design chief, Jonathan Ive, are design snobs, who care more about form than function. Larry Keeley, the president of the design firm Doblin Inc., wrote me an e-mail message after he'd seen the innards of the iPhone, which several Web sites have now published. The battery, he told me, lacks the normal metal jacket, making it ''thinner and lighter, while also making it more difficult for consumers to handle or dispose of.'' He added: ''This is clear evidence that they are optimizing the INSIDES of the phone to the OUTSIDE form factor that they have designed. It is far more common and much cheaper to design the other way: pile up all the components you have to stuff inside, then figure out the sexiest box that can contain them.''

    This makes them somewhat sad, but the fact that you as a customer (I suppose you don't work at Apple) defend them, is even sadder.

    Yeah, it's "sad" that I post the facts of the situation as a comment to slashdot, but somehow not sad that a guy finds a lawyer who can't spell and files a lawsuit against Apple about a fucking battery in a cell phone?

    Whatever.

  35. Re:Apple B L O W S by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    So, which is it? Sucks or Blows?????

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  36. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by Altus · · Score: 1
    Let me ask you: how does the fact that you KNOW the battery is soldered, is making it any better for you, as an iPhone owner, when you'll have to ship it to Apple for a $100 replacement?

    Because if you know that it doesn't have a user serviceable battery and that is a serious issue for you, you wont actually buy the iPhone in the first place.

    Billions of people world wide have failed to purchase an iPhone today? Who held a gun to your head and made you buy yours?

    You can be dissatisfied with the iPhone, but you show that buy not buying it, not by going out and purchasing one and then filling a bogus lawsuit over it.

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  37. Maybe Not by mpapet · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Every Engineering Department I've worked with would have designed a user-replaceable battery and called it a "common sense" feature. Which it is.

    In exchange for whatever coolness that's been bestowed upon you for parting ways with $500+ for the device, you assume the hidden costs of cool.

    This brings us to the magic of the Steve Jobs RDF: You and your brethren feel good paying more for less.

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    1. Re:Maybe Not by paeanblack · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Every Engineering Department I've worked with would have designed a user-replaceable battery and called it a "common sense" feature.

      It's a good thing you don't design pacemakers. It would really suck to fall over and break off the little plastic battery cover.

      Wristwatches have forgone user-replaceable batteries for ages. Why does a phone need one? I think your "common sense" is better phrased as "lack of imagination".

    2. Re:Maybe Not by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      A user replaceable battery is not a 'common sense feature' it's a tradeoff. User replaceable batteries need to be physically bigger (since they need to be safe outside the confines of the device) and need more space beyond this to allow insertion and removal. You can easily add 10-20% to the amount of space needed for the battery by making it user replaceable. In something like an iPod, where the battery accounts for over half of the total volume, this is significant.

      You have a choice. Do your customers value a small device, or a device with a replaceable battery more? Apple believe the former, you believe the latter. Only the market can tell which of you is correct.

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    3. Re:Maybe Not by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Wristwatches have forgone user-replaceable batteries for ages.

      Come again? Every wristwatch I've ever seen (even a $3.50 budget watch from Wal-Mart) either has a pop-off back or a back held on with small screws. Either way, the average time to replace the battery is maybe a minute or two in my experience.

      If you were going to pick a consumer device that doesn't have easily replaceable batteries, you'd have to pick something like a rechargeable electric toothbrush. Those typically have nonstandard, often soldered-in batteries in a hard-to-open package. Ditto for most rechargeable flashlights, rechargeable mini-vacs, etc. Still user-serviceable, but only if you are a very above-average consumer.

      Would a user-replaceable battery in the iPhone have been a nice feature? Of course it would. Will I stop using my iPhone because it doesn't have one? No. Do I think this case has merit? Hell, no---and particularly not in light of the iPod having expensive, hard-to-replace batteries for almost six years....

      BTW, I predict third-party expansion pack batteries that snap onto the back within six months, e.g. an iPhone model of the TunePower. Reportedly, the iZap already works, though I'd imagine it would block the camera.

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    4. Re:Maybe Not by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      If you can replace the battery on a wristwatch, then you can probably replace the battery on an iPhone. 3rd party replacement batteries which you can replace yourself have already been announced. They are already available for iPod and have been for years.

      I replaced the battery in my iPod in 5 minutes.

      Its like the world is full of idiots who are too lazy to do basic research, but have an infinite amount of energy to spend on Apple bashing.

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    5. Re:Maybe Not by His+Shadow · · Score: 1
      My two Zire's had integrated batteries and I wouldn't demand that change for all the replacement batteries in the world.

      Having seen more than 80 or more phones come and go thru our company in the last 8 years just cements the fact that this whining about integrated batteires is just that: whining. Every cell phone that didn't have the battery cover break (construction sites are hard on phones) rarely if ever outlasted it's battery. Batteries were replaced all right, but more often than not that did nothing to fix the intermittent operation that many of the cell phones displayed after 2 years of daily use.

      And please stick your pointless blither about "the cost of cool" where the sun doesn't shine.

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    6. Re:Maybe Not by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I don't know that I'd go quite that far. Replacing a battery on a wristwatch requires a small screwdriver and the ability to read numbers on the old battery and buy one with the same numbers at Wal-Mart. No soldering involved, no risk of lifting a trace on the board, etc. I definitely wouldn't call anything that requires soldering to a PCB user-serviceable unless you're a serious electronics geek.

      Its like the world is full of idiots who are too lazy to do basic research, but have an infinite amount of energy to spend on Apple bashing.

      Pretty much.

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    7. Re:Maybe Not by WinterSolstice · · Score: 2, Informative

      How about a Pocket PC? A Palm? Many of the Palms and Pocket PCs didn't/don't have user replaceable batteries.

      How about my logitech cordless mouse here? It doesn't.
      Lots of devices don't have replaceable batteries for lots of reasons.

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    8. Re:Maybe Not by leenks · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, many watches require a special tool to remove the back before you get to the battery. You then need a new seal to put the thing back together or it won't be waterproof anymore.

      Not really that different to opening an iPod or iPhone is it in this case?

    9. Re:Maybe Not by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Will I stop using my iPhone because it doesn't have one? No.

      Actually, yes, you will :)
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    10. Re:Maybe Not by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Replacing the battery in my iPod only involved using a tool that they (Newer Technology) sent me along with the battery. It didn't involve any soldering.

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    11. Re:Maybe Not by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Informative

      How about a Pocket PC? A Palm? Many of the Palms and Pocket PCs didn't/don't have user replaceable batteries.

      How about my logitech cordless mouse here? It doesn't.
      Lots of devices don't have replaceable batteries for lots of reasons.


      Every single cell phone I've owned, from super cheap to super expenssive, for the last 10 years, had a user-replacable battery. Heck, every phone I've even lightly considered owning has had a 'high-capacity' upgrade available for it. It'd be surprising to find a phone that has a soldered-in battery, even if one owned a logitech cordless mouse or a PocketPC.
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    12. Re:Maybe Not by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      How about a Pocket PC? A Palm? Many of the Palms and Pocket PCs didn't/don't have user replaceable batteries.

      How about my logitech cordless mouse here? It doesn't. Lots of devices don't have replaceable batteries for lots of reasons. How about your mobile phone, does it have a replaceable battery or not?
    13. Re:Maybe Not by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      Every single cell phone I've owned, from super cheap to super expenssive, for the last 10 years, had a user-replacable battery. Heck, every phone I've even lightly considered owning has had a 'high-capacity' upgrade available for it. It'd be surprising to find a phone that has a soldered-in battery, even if one owned a logitech cordless mouse or a PocketPC. I think the funniest part about this whole thread is that most of the people are in some kind of denial about this fact... very strange but I'll figure it out!
    14. Re:Maybe Not by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 2, Funny

      A user replaceable battery is not a 'common sense feature' it's a tradeoff. In a mobile phone?

      User replaceable batteries need to be physically bigger (since they need to be safe outside the confines of the device) and need more space beyond this to allow insertion and removal. You can easily add 10-20% to the amount of space needed for the battery by making it user replaceable.

      In something like an iPod, where the battery accounts for over half of the total volume, this is significant. Yes, I for one, not unlike yourself, am really wondering what you are talking about. I thought that it was about iPhone, not iPod.

      You have a choice. But so fair you said nothing at all about iPhone, I want that.

      Do your customers value a small device, or a device with a replaceable battery more? Apple believe the former, you believe the latter. How about small device with a replaceable battery, like... a mobile phone?
      I see, I do not have that choice in your example.
      Does that means that the customer and the producer will not sell nor buy from one another?

      Only the market can tell which of you is correct. and if they don't buy/sell from one another, where is the market?
      On the second though, I think you're right: only market and court can tell who is right.

      PS: But tell me how is this possible: you are right even though you did not type all the characters? I really wonder why.
    15. Re:Maybe Not by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      Every Engineering Department I've worked with would have designed a user-replaceable battery and called it a "common sense" feature. It's a good thing you don't design pacemakers. It would really suck to fall over and break off the little plastic battery cover. I have a good news for you: that little door on the top of your head is your brain battery cover. Now: open it slowly and exchange each battery in a row with a fresh one, and, most important: exchange only one battery at the time!
    16. Re:Maybe Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Apple is using this as excuses to earn quite a lot of extra money and firmly tie their clients with a chain to them.

      Recently Apply has filled a patent that enables them to make sure that you cannot use another power supply to your gadget. Obviously Apple tries to control the whole aspect of energy supply. You could (Should!) see it as energy DRM for gadgets.

    17. Re:Maybe Not by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      No - I have (well, had, I just dumped it) a Nokia 7280. So far as I can tell, this thing has no replaceable battery. It's also not the world's most useful phone, but it was awesome.

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    18. Re:Maybe Not by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      That said, you can usually use a small jewler's screwdriver unless it's a screw back watch, and even then, the tool only costs about ten bucks.

      Also, you probably don't need a new seal. A lot of watches I've owned claim that you need a new seal every time. However, in my experience, the watch repair places that replace the batteries don't generally replace the seal unless it tears while taking the back off.

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    19. Re:Maybe Not by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      iPod != iPhone

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    20. Re:Maybe Not by leenks · · Score: 1

      True, but the professional jewellers won't guarantee the watch is still waterproof unless you have a new seal. My experiences have been that without a new seal they are right - I've had a couple of watches ruined when I went swimming without having a new seal (think about the pressure of water when you move your arm through the water etc)

  38. Not new by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1, Informative

    Consumer devices with non-replaceable batteries have been around for decades.

    Decades!

    1. Re:Not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the fanboys will claim it was invented by Apple, just like everything else in the past 30 years!

  39. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you don't like it you could try-- oh, I dunno --not buying it? No one is twisting your arm to purchase a $500 cell phone/iPod. If you want it enough to where the battery won't stop you from purchasing the product, then you deserve to deal with the repercussions of your decision.

    If you haven't purchased an iPhone because of the battery, then you're making a choice as an informed consumer. If it's really a deal-breaker for you, take your business somewhere else. That is your right as a consumer. Remember caveat emptor, exercise your rights as a consumer, and DON'T support a completely baseless lawsuit filed by a nut who can't even ask the store clerk a question.

    I swear, the only thing worse than all the hype about the iPhone is all the anti-hype it has created. :-/

  40. slashdot commenting system is starting to annoy me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  41. mod up: insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    hey, software lock in is evil. software and hardware lock in with a stylish gui is the bomb!

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  42. Stupid. by TheDarkener · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You'd think a company with as good of a reputation as Apple wouldn't make 'bricks' out of their latest offering, being the "green" company that they are^H^H^Hsupposed to be... What a kick in the face to everyone who paid $600 for one of these pieces of junk.

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    1. Re:Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You'd think a company with as good of a reputation as Apple wouldn't make 'bricks' out of their latest offering, being the "green" company that they are^H^H^Hsupposed to be..."

      Apple, green? You are joking, I hope. Ok, they aren't actually last in Greenpeace's Green Electronics guide this time around but they are not great. I guess "more joy in one sinner who repenteth".

  43. Maybe that explains... by bomanbot · · Score: 1

    ...why Apples laywers are always so quick to slam down rumors sites and issue cease-and-desist letters and be generally pricky and foul-mannered.

    I would be constantly pissed off as well if stupid lawsuits such as this one would land on my desk every time ;-)

  44. Re:Well what do you expect from a fucktard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't see why this surprises anyone.


    I don't see anyone surprised, but you seem to be confused, charcharodon.

  45. Re:Apple B L O W S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both, alternately. It's really quite nice, given how easily the iPhone will fit into your pants.

  46. Not the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...phone to have a non user replaceable battery. My Ericsson T65 circa 2001 had a couple of lovely hex screws where the battery cover opening should have been.

    1. Re:Not the first... by Goffee71 · · Score: 1

      iPhone uses batteries? I though it ran off Job's mojo... damn!

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    2. Re:Not the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jose Trujillo... show me your green card!

    3. Re:Not the first... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      So what's the problem with having to unscrew a screw or two to open a door to get to the battery? It solves the problems that having the typical plastic pop-out battery doors have, while still allowing the user to replace the battery in a couple of minutes without having to pry the device apart. It seems to work for the Gameboy Advance, though I wouldn't expect the Apple fanboys to understand.

    4. Re:Not the first... by whjwhj · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm an Apple fanboy, and I think it's a fine idea.

  47. Did anyone notice by pthor1231 · · Score: 1

    But it looks like he isn't suing the right company. Apple isn't Apple Computers Inc. anymore, just Apple Inc. Makes you wonder what sort of job the rest of the lawsuit is if he can't get his facts straight about the company he is trying to badger money out of.

  48. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Judging anything by the Web makes you just as stupid as this guy.

    Seriously, nobody cares. Battery replacement is less than 5% of the 2-year TCO of the device.

  49. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by mattgreen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It deserves every bit of anti-hype it gets: it was the Paris Hilton of the tech world. For a short period in late June it was nothing but rampant ogling and wild speculation about a freaking cellular phone. How is it NOT absurd that people camped out for days to be the first person to get a cell phone? Now, I don't call people nerds much (mostly because I am one, or, used to be, at the current rate the industry is going), but I'm at a loss to describe it any other way.

    The whole thing is a barometer that indicates how materialistic we are. We get so worked up over a cell phone with a slightly different design, and the media labels the launch of it as equally newsworthy as actual events that impact human existence. Fuck that.

  50. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever-YEAH by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Additionally, asking any Apple retail store, customer service representative, dealer, authorized service provider, etc., will yield a direct and immediate answer about battery replacement.

    Yeah, that's always the very first thing I think to ask about in a market where every other competing product had an easily replaceable battery.

    And besides, why should you ever need to replace the battery? It's not like it might run down, and you'd want to swap in a fresh one until you can get to a charging outlet and wait several hours.

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  51. Understand the Parent Poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why should someone have to pay $29 extra for a new battery? Why would you even consider that an acceptable additional cost?

    Because Dave's a stereotypical conceited Madisonian. He works for the state, pulls down uber bucks and a stellar benefits package from the state university (UW) while facing a less challenging work environment than those in the private sector. Therefore, with such a disproportionately large disposable income (check his website), he'd just assume pay the additional amount and not think twice about it. If he had ever gotten a job out in the private sector, where one is contstantly being pushed to be mindful of costs, he might have a different opinion on being more mindful of where his own money goes.

    Regardless, he's a hardcode Mac Fanboy if you hadn't already figured that out. Despite whether Steve and the gang do something really good or just plain stupid, he'll defend it to the death as being the best thing out there.

    As for the lawsuit itself, it may have some grounds later on, but it's rather premature and baseless at this point in time.

  52. One attorney's take... by thefinite · · Score: 4, Informative

    "I think the responsibility of proving (to a judge, at least) that this isn't merely another means of vendor lock-in is rests with Apple. They departed from the standard. The 'why' of the matter is crucial."

    This, actually, is immaterial to the suit. Why Apple sealed the battery inside shouldn't affect the judgment. The issue is whether or not the sealed battery violates some sort of contractual or warranty obligation that Apple has when it sells iPhones. The only way the Plaintiff(s) can get away with a claim like this is to prove that they didn't know about the battery issue before they bought the phone, *and* that it was reasonable for them to understand differently. As a contract claim, they also have to show that the actual battery replacement program is not sufficient based on their previous claims.

    The biggest problem for the Plaintiff(s)--Trujillo and any others that join the class--is that courts generally place a heavy burden on buyers to educate themselves about a good or service before they purchase. I think that it's pretty plain that the information about the battery was widely available. Heck, all he had to do was ask the salesperson.

    Speaking as an attorney, my suspicion is that either a greedy plaintiff or greedy attorney decided to get in the door first on what they saw to be a potentially huge issue. (Getting in the claim first is very important for class action attorneys because once a class action is settled, future claims on the same issue are barred. Being the name plaintiff in a class action is also important because you usually get more than the rest of the class.) I also think that Apple would be crazy to settle this. There will be multiple opportunities for Apple to ask the court to dismiss the suit or rule in their favor in summary judgment, meaning the cost of defending it wouldn't be too egregious. If they settle this, it sends a strong message that they are willing to roll over in the face of weak claims. All kinds of crazy claims would pop up. The plaintiff(s)'s attorneys have to spend time and money pursuing this with the risk that they will get nothing. They won't stay in too long as they come to realize that it's a plainly frivolous claim.

    I really hate it when I see people using the legal system to extort money rather than to get what they actually have a right to under the law.

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    1. Re:One attorney's take... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      This, actually, is immaterial to the suit. Why Apple sealed the battery inside shouldn't affect the judgment. IANAL, but this smacks of "Tortious interference" to me... They're restricting the device in a manner that's not usual or customary for this class of device. If one could draw a line between this action and tort you'd have a start towards this argument, would you not?

      Obviously, law school holds that answer, but in the mean-time I'm curious. The terms would be enough. I can look them up.
    2. Re:One attorney's take... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but this smacks of "Tortious interference" to me... They're restricting the device in a manner that's not usual or customary for this class of device. If one could draw a line between this action and tort you'd have a start towards this argument, would you not?

      Wiki's definition of tortious interference:

      Tortious interference, in the common law of tort, occurs when a person intentionally damages the plaintiff's contractual or other business relationships. This tort is broadly divided into two categories, one specific to contractual relationships (irrespective of whether they involve business), and the other specific to business relationships or activities (irrespective of whether they involve a contract).

      You keep using those words but I do not think they mean what you think they mean. I don't see how Apple's design of the iPhone battery in any way restricts or meddles with any contracts or relationships between the user and a third party. At best, since the iPhone is rather new, there was not any third-party battery options for the user. It appears that there is at least one third party alternative now. It would have been tortious interference if Apple somehow threatened the user not to do business with the third party or vice versa.

      What you are complaining about is that the iPhone is not designed like other cell phones. However, I thought that was what made it "revolutionary and innovative." The fact that it is completely different way of designing a smart phone.

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    3. Re:One attorney's take... by thefinite · · Score: 1

      To answer your question, tortious interference requires the tortfeasor to intentionally interfere with something the plaintiff has a right to, such as a contract or a prospective economic advantage. There is nothing interfered with in this case that the plaintiff had a right to, nor did Apple intentionally interfere with a right the plaintiff had. You are right that industry practice *can* fill in the blanks of a contract where the parties didn't discuss the terms, but it has to be a pretty well established industry practice. I think it would be really tough to convince a court that industry practice in this case obviated the need for the plaintiff to ask some basic questions. Where there are so many technical differences between cell phone models, it is reasonable to expect the consumer to educate himself. After all, it doesn't cost much of anything to ask a salesperson some basic questions. (All of this is especially true when you consider how nonuniform battery technology is for cell phones.)

      Most judges will see this for what it is. Were iPhone purchasers duped into buying a phone whose battery is very different from what they could reasonably expect? I don't think so. Caveat emptor, or "buyer beware", I think will prevail in this case.

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    4. Re:One attorney's take... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      You keep using those words but I do not think they mean what you think they mean Cute.

      I think I used each exactly once. I also asked someone who claimed to be an attourney for pointers towards understanding the law, which basically implies (if not states outright) that there is more I would like to learn on the topic of law.

      You're just being an ass, to put it plainly. You can go away at any point.

      Back to the topic, however, here are some situations I _think_ MIGHT be covered by the concept:

      On the issue of interference -
      A) Apple is potentially interfering with the end user's contract with AT&T
      B) Apple is potentially interfering with the end user's ability to maintain any contracts which stipulate a specific availability by cell phone
      C) Apple is potentially interfering with the end user's ability to select the battery manufacturer and technology that best meets their needs

      On the issue of tort -
      A) Apple appears to be departing from the industry (as I have tried to point out elsewhere)
      B) Apple appears to be doing so for anti-competitive reasons
      C) Apple appears to be the only beneficiary of this 'feature', and this same feature appears to be a deliberate detriment to the end user

      Now, I could be wrong here. That's what discovery is for, no?
    5. Re:One attorney's take... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Were iPhone purchasers duped into buying a phone whose battery is very different from what they could reasonably expect? I don't think so. Caveat emptor, or "buyer beware", I think will prevail in this case. I tend to agree with you. It doesn't seem that the suit will go anywhere, but on the otherhand it doesn't automatically seem frivilous either...

      Thanks for the info!
    6. Re:One attorney's take... by thefinite · · Score: 1

      Just to make the counter-arguments:

      Interference:
      A) If the iPhone battery dies it is not because Apple intentionally acted in a way for it to die. Also, you don't need the iPhone to operate in order to pay your bill to AT&T.
      B) Such a contract would have to be pre-extant to buying the phone, Apple would have to know about it, and they would have to intentionally act so as to interfere with it. None of that seems to be the case here.
      C) Third-party companies *already* offer battery replacements, and even if they didn't but wanted to offer replacements, you would have to have a preexisting contract that Apple knew about and intentionally interfered with.

      Tort:
      A) Others have pointed out that this is not really an industry standard, just a common industry practice.
      B) Anti-competition laws are different than contract laws, but even in the case of anti-competition claims, third-parties can replace your battery.
      C) Again, third-party companies can replace it also.

      Discovery *is* an important part of the legal process, but it is one of the main reasons companies are forced to settle frivolous claims. Plaintiffs will make burdensome discovery requests to encourage the defendant to settle. If the underlying claim is known by the plaintiff to be baseless, which I suspect it is here, it doesn't justify carrying out discovery. A previous SC justice, Potter Stewart, once said that ethics is "knowing the difference between what you have a right to do and what is the right thing to do."

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    7. Re:One attorney's take... by BobMcD · · Score: 1


      Again, you're likely correct.

      I was actually referring to the loss of use involved in such a failure, however, rather than just the death of the battery. You have to ship it off, and use a loaner. That wouldn't necessarily be the case if you could buy a replacement battery at retail and slap it in yourself. And I realize that this also isn't too likely, but definitely within the realm of possibility.

      I think the 'reasonable' point is the crux of it.

      On that matter, I personally find it reasonable for the end user to expect the battery to fail and be replaced without sending it in for service. This is likely tainted by my personal experience, but unlike the AC next door, I've replaced the batteries in several phones (not all of them mine) and two laptops. My most recent experience was with my iPaq phone after only eight months or so. I would have been distressed to find I had to send it in, lose my data (and access to it), pay for a loaner, etc, when I could have otherwise just ordered a new battery overnight and experienced only a fraction of that incovenience. Reasonably so, I would think.

      But YMMV, obviously.

    8. Re:One attorney's take... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I really hate it when I see people using the legal system to extort money rather than to get what they actually have a right to under the law."

      I thought was actually the definition of a lawyer...

    9. Re:One attorney's take... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      "Tortious interference" has a specific meaning and behavior in law. It means that a party is intentionally interfering, harassing, or meddling in the contracts or relationships of a person and third parties. If you wanted a Die Hard battery in your car, tortious interference is when GM called all the auto supply companies in your area and told them not to sell you Die Hard batteries. Tortious interference is not when GM only offers you one kind of battery in your car when you purchased it.

      A) Apple is potentially interfering with the end user's contract with AT&T

      Apple is not giving the user a choice in how the battery is designed; it is not interfering with the user's contract with AT&T. A user still has to abide by the contract they have with AT&T including payment, cancellation, etc.

      B) Apple is potentially interfering with the end user's ability to maintain any contracts which stipulate a specific availability by cell phone

      Huh? I assume this sentence to mean that Apple does not offer the iPhone on any other network besides AT&T. First, all other cell phone makers have models exclusive to certain wireless companies. Some of reasons are due to technical limitations. ie GSM does not use the same bands as TDMA or CDMA. But others are not. Most phones in the US are locked to a provider, and some cannot be unlocked. Second, this exclusivity is not tortious interference because Apple is not harassing or meddling with the user's contract with AT&T, T-Mobile, Verizon, Sprint, etc.

      C) Apple is potentially interfering with the end user's ability to select the battery manufacturer and technology that best meets their needs

      Nothing is stopping the user from replacing the battery themselves (if they think they are skilled enough) or turning to third parties. Either may however void the 1-year warranty. The user can choose a third party for both the replacement service and the battery if they wish but nowhere is it a right of the user to select an original battery. If the user wants to a third party, it is up to them; again, Apple is not interfering with this user to make this choice. This is as pointless as suing GM because I don't have the choice of having Die Hard batteries in my new car before I purchase the car.

      A) Apple appears to be departing from the industry (as I have tried to point out elsewhere)

      I didn't see it anywhere that departing from an industry norm was illegal.

      B) Apple appears to be doing so for anti-competitive reasons

      That is not a fact but your own opinion.

      C) Apple appears to be the only beneficiary of this 'feature', and this same feature appears to be a deliberate detriment to the end user

      Again, that is not a fact but your own opinion. There are definite reasons to use a soldered battery. The main reason being that the battery can be designed to maximize capacity. The dimensions of the battery do not have to conform to a user-accessible compartment but the dimensions of the device.

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    10. Re:One attorney's take... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you an answer that is intelligent. :)

      "The norm for a class of device" pfft, If you can't be bothered to do research on the medicine you take you deserve to die when you have an allergic reaction do you not.

    11. Re:One attorney's take... by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      You have no reason to fear the loaner. Once it is synced with your computer it will be just like your original phone only in a newer case.

    12. Re:One attorney's take... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      That is not a fact but your own opinion. I wonder what Apple's opinions on the matter were during device design?

      If a Halloween-style document were to surface reflecting an intentional-style screwing, would it make a difference?

      I'm guessing not for you. But then you're the one arguing AGAINST objectivity, are you not?
    13. Re:One attorney's take... by BobMcD · · Score: 1


      Aw, come on. You can't think of a single way this could go wrong? Really? And you read slashdot? No, I KNOW you can do better...

      What if:

      1) There aren't any loaners available

      2) Loaners and factory-repaired phones all come back with an undesirable software version

      3) Sync error wipes out/messes up/duplicates data

      4) Loaner takes two weeks to arrive, won't sync, and is scratched

      There's a lot that can, and probably will, go wrong, for at least a handful of customers.

      Now, advance two years. They're not making that model anymore. Are 1-4 any more or less possible?

      I'm not sold on the loaner being an adequate surrogate for a swappable battery. I know that around here it seems like I'm the only one, but I'd wager that I'm not.

    14. Re:One attorney's take... by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      That's an awfully pessimistic view.

    15. Re:One attorney's take... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      That's an awfully pessimistic view That's a matter of scale. Things like these are bound to happen to SOMEONE. Certainly not everyone. That would be an overly pessimistic thing to try and predict. But certainly at least some cases, right?
    16. Re:One attorney's take... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      If those things are overwhelming concerns for you, the iPhone isn't for you. Buy a different phone. There are others available.

      Why is that so hard to understand?

    17. Re:One attorney's take... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      I wonder what Apple's opinions on the matter were during device design?

      "Hmm. This phone is already getting a bit porky. If we use a large, replaceable battery with plastic cladding and external contacts, it will harm the overall design aesthetic. Many users will consider it too big and heavy for their pocket/purse. Let's go with the internal battery."

      If you really think people at Apple sit around in meetings cackling over ways to screw the consumer, you need pharmaceutical help.

    18. Re:One attorney's take... by BobMcD · · Score: 1


      RTF-Comments? I do not own one, and am happy with my ipaq.

      That's not exactly relevant as to whether or not it is reasonable for an uninformed customer to expect a battery situation similar to the majority of the competetion.

      Is it?

    19. Re:One attorney's take... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Maybe, maybe not. There's nothing like a lawsuit to get it all out in the open, now is there?

      Besides, don't you think that if Apple were the benevolent dictators we wish they were things would be a tad different company-wide? There's probably not much cackling, but they don't tend to do their customers too many favors.

    20. Re:One attorney's take... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing not for you But then you're the one arguing AGAINST objectivity, are you not?

      I'm not arguing against objectivity. I'm just saying that Apple shouldn't have to disclose every limitation of their device. Common sense should dictate in some cases. If the user had read a review, asked a sales person, or even looked at an iPhone before purchasing one, it would have been obvious. Just like it should be obvious that you shouldn't lift a lawn motor up when it is running. But people have done that. Also the user had 14 days to return the phone if he had issues with it (with a $60 restocking fee if he used it). Instead of caveat emptor, I think this was a case of buyer's remorse.

      Also I against using you the term "tortious interference" when this case has nothing to do with that. At best, Apple maybe guilty of "failure to disclose". It is a stretch to say that they were guilty of false advertising since they never advertised or implied the opposite of the reality. Maybe there are Halloween documents but I would think that practical considerations were debated: "A removable battery would decrease capacity by a certain amount. A removable battery would expose the internals to the environment. A removable battery would increase the manufacturing complexity (and cost). Steve doesn't like the look of a removable battery, etc."

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    21. Re:One attorney's take... by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

      It works both ways: the majority of iPods don't have replaceable batteries, if I'm buying an 'iPod phone', it's reasonable to assume it doesn't have a battery.

      This whole thread has been one hypothetical piled on another, and while entertaining, has little substance.
      There is, quite plainly, no law that directly or indirectly suggests that a product must conform to the features the competition offers! The only constraints that are common across competitors are those required by FCC regulation and interoperability protocols for the industry.

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    22. Re:One attorney's take... by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

      s/battery/replaceable battery

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    23. Re:One attorney's take... by the+saltydog · · Score: 1

      "I really hate it when I see people using the legal system to extort money rather than to get what they actually have a right to under the law."

      Mr. McBride, is that you? Say hi to Ralph for me!

    24. Re:One attorney's take... by BobMcD · · Score: 1


      Yep, it's all for the entertaiment factor...

      And just so it doesn't die out:

      Isn't it implicit that the cell phone 'standard' be more reasonably applied than the iPod one?

      A) The hypothetical argument assumes the owner has no iPod experience

      B) There are far more replaceable-battery-cell-phone owners than there are iPod owners

      Make sense?

  53. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by djh101010 · · Score: 3, Insightful


    The iPhone doesn't have a user-replaceable battery, but it is replaceable. This is the same as all iPods for the last several years.


    So you ranted on and on (forever actually) about how the info was known in advance and can be found on the site.
    I don't think he was _ranting_, where did you get that impression?


    Let me ask you: how does the fact that you KNOW the battery is soldered, is making it any better for you, as an iPhone owner, when you'll have to ship it to Apple for a $100 replacement?
    So short a sentence, so many problems. First - of course it's soldered. Any of the iPhone dissections will show you that. As far as why it's better - that is volume and weight that doesn't have to be lost to contact pads and battery case, so you can have more battery - so more capacity. I'm not sure how anyone could see that not to be a good thing. Also, I neither need to ship it to Apple for replacement, nor do I have to pay $100.00 for it. From the apple site, it's $79 plus $6.95 shipping. If you've ever used Apple's battery replacement, or read comments about it, you'd know that it's really an exchange/refurb program - you get back a new case, new battery, and it looks like a new unit. But, you don't have to go to Apple at all. As the grandparent post stated, chances are good you'll be on to your next gadget before the battery life makes this an issue, and if not, a simple google of "iphone battery" gives you lots of options for replacement who are _not_ Apple, and are significantly cheaper.


    Is it? Does disclosing of intentionally crippled architecture of the device mean we can't be dissatisfied with the serviceability of the phone? Does it mean people are happy with their crippled iPod batteries (judging by the web, no, they aren't).

    "Intentionally crippled" implies that they specifically did this to piss, apparently, specifically you, off. Sorry but, battery life, reliability (solder rather than press-together contacts), having the case not have built in weak points & openings, and all those other reasons, outweigh the "problem" of a battery that will last for the forseeable usage life of a product.

    You need you to grow some balls and face the reality: Apple has intentionally crippled these products for no better reason than remain in tight control of the battery replacement procedure and get some cash from there too.
    And yet, you're not forced to send it to Apple for replacement. So obviously Apple isn't blocking third-parties from selling products and services for their gadgets.

    This makes them somewhat sad, but the fact that you as a customer (I suppose you don't work at Apple) defend them, is even sadder.
    I don't expect this message to work any better than his did, but you might want to consider that the motivation to counter someone badmouthing a good product, isn't limited to having financial reasons for doing so. In my case, it's because you're both wrong, and belligerant about it. That's a bad combination.
  54. Caveman Lawyer by deets · · Score: 1

    Did the Caveman Lawyer from the old SNL skits file this.

    "This phone, it scares me... It makes a loud ringing noise then I hear spirits talking through it!"

    1. Re:Caveman Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...The non-replaceable battery frightens and confuses me!"

  55. If you have to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you can't afford it.

    In this case, you're talking thirty bucks...

  56. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by inviolet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You need you to grow some balls and face the reality: Apple has intentionally crippled these products for no better reason than remain in tight control of the battery replacement procedure and get some cash from there too.

    This angry conjecture does not bear up to scrutiny. An internal, soldered, non-user-replaceable battery confers some serious benefits:

    • no contact connection problems, even in the presence of moisture and vibration
    • savings of precious internal volume by omitting the battery compartment and battery sheathing
    • elimination of an entry point for dust and water
    • elimination of spurious warranty claims stemming from subpar or incorrect third-party batteries, and from user fiddling

    Each of these is a serious engineering concern, and each has the potential to significantly impact the user's ownership experience. Your conjecture, therefore, cannot possibly be true, and is also needlessly mean-spirited.

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  57. Fraud by DogDude · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's fraud, the same way it's fraud if you buy a music "CD" and it doesn't play in your computer due to some stupid copyright thing. A "cell phone" or even a "PDA" is understood to have a removable battery. Unless the package says in large, clear letters "battery is not replaceable by user", an average person would have no idea and no reason to think that they couldn't replace the battery. That's pretty unheard of in any kind of consumer electronic devices, especially in a cell phone. I think that Apple has screwed up on this one. If I bought one of these things, then found out I couldn't replace the battery, I'd either return it, or join a class action suit. $600 for a phone that you have to send back to the damn company every year? What kind of idiot would buy one of these things knowing that?

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    1. Re:Fraud by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      What kind of idiot would buy one of these things knowing that?

      The same idiots as those who bought 100 million iPods without user-replaceable batteries.

      The batteries really don't need to be replaced that often. My wife still has her first generation 5GB iPod and has never replaced the battery. Yeah, it's about half the life it was when it was new, but it doesn't "need" to have its battery replaced, either. Most people have already gotten new iPods before they even get to the point of thinking about replacing the battery. For those that do want to replace the battery, there are numerous ways to do it via third parties, including do-it-yourself, and there is a simple, defined way to have it replaced by Apple.

      You also conveniently ignore the fact that the iPod and iPhone are smaller and lighter and with a higher capacity battery on balance because of the decision to design the unit with a sealed battery. Perhaps that is a more important factor for some than the exact process for replacing the battery every 2-3 years, if ever?

    2. Re:Fraud by DogDude · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What's important is that Apple expects that people are going to treat their gadgets as disposable and replace them every few years. That's absurd and gives a new meaning to the word "wasteful". And yes, it's shocking to me that so many people buy into this hook, line, and sinker. I buy things to last for a long time. I wouldn't expect a gizmo to last 40 years, but if I have to fix/replace a gizmo, especially an obscenely overpriced one, within a few years, I'm either returning it or not buying another from that company. I just bought a brand new stereo receiver. I expect that to last me, if not for the rest of my life, then for a very long time. I shouldn't have to replace a stereo receiver every few years. If it conks out in 5 years, I'm gonna be pissed. I shouldn't have to replace a telephone every few years, either.

      But then again, maybe I'm just out of touch with the average consumer/lemming that enjoys wasting their money on anything disposable.

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    3. Re:Fraud by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      Whether Apple expects this or not is beside the point. I'm sure Apple doesn't shed a tear when someone buys a new iPod, but the fact is that many iPod owners do buy a newer iPod before their existing iPod needs a new battery. Now, if they bought a new iPod exclusively because their old iPod needed a new battery, then I guess you'd have a point. But for most people, it's the reverse. The fact that people simply get newer and newer gadgets has been reflected in the cell phone and general "gadget" markets for years. The iPod was no different, and I don't expect the iPhone will be, either. Some people will keep their devices for longer periods of time, and may need batteries. If they do, there are mechanisms to get the battery replaced. If they are really that offended by the replacement options AND know that they're the type of customer who probably will need to replace the battery at some point, then they don't have to buy the product.

      As to your other points, no, you shouldn't have to replace any of those things. But the simple truth is that people do, and it's not because they break or because they need new batteries. It's because they want to. It's just like cars. Some people keep the same one for 10 years, others want a new car every 2-3 years. But that doesn't mean the existing vehicle needed to be replaced. It's the customer's decision. As to your last statement, "maybe I'm just out of touch with the average consumer/lemming that enjoys wasting their money on anything disposable," it's not that it's disposable...it's just that some people like to waste money on the newest toys. They TREAT them as disposable, but disposable doesn't imply the old one is broken or unusable - just that they no longer want it. There are hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of old iPods that work perfectly fine - battery and all - sitting in drawers because someone wanted the newer, bigger, better, flashier version. Do vendors drive this mentality to a certain extent? Sure. But it doesn't have to be by making shoddy products. Just by making newer ones people want even more. In fact, most of the brands with the greatest loyalties and repeat buyers are the ones who make the most reliable products overall.

    4. Re:Fraud by MrMickS · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember having a Palm Treo that didn't have user replaceable batteries. I remember having Palm PDAs that didn't have user replaceable batteries either. So there is a precedent within the same consumer electronics space.

      If the consumer is so swept up in the hype that they don't research such an expensive purchase as an iPhone how is that Apple's fault?

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    5. Re:Fraud by DogDude · · Score: 1

      You're right, but the fact that Apple makes the devices like this means that they're only encouraging this type of behavior. It's not a very responsible thing to do on their part. A responsible company would provide those of us with any scrap of fiscal sanity to be able to hold onto and use their products for a long time.

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    6. Re:Fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your analogy is stupid.

      If you buy a CD, you expect it to play music. Fine. That's what it's supposed to do.

      If you buy a phone, you expect it to be able to make phone calls. That's what it's supposed to do. A phone isn't a device for discharging batteries, and there's no real reason to assume that it must have replaceable batteries. Sure, lots of other phones or PDAs do, but not all of them, and it's not a core feature. NOBODY would call replacable batteries a key feature of ANY phone.

  58. They fight back all the time by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    It's pretty easy for a company like Apple to respond to a poorly constructed suit like this one. Typically they can simply ask for proof of damages or even move straight to summary judgment. The sad fact is that suits like this are filed all the time against large, well-known companies like Apple; at any given time they are probably handling numerous minor suits. That's why they have legal departments on staff and firms on retainer.

    Typically by the time the press reports on a suit, it's already passed all the basic legal muster and moved on to real negotiations or a trial. The only reason we're hearing about this one so early is that it contains the magical media word "iPhone" in it. I doubt very, very much anything will come of this, for the plaintiff or anyone else.

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  59. Re:Just a small point by drhamad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just a small point of interest:

    Even had Apple not said anything about the fact that the battery is not user-replaceable, they would not be guilty of false advertising unless they did the reverse - said the battery WAS user replaceable. To be liable for (not guilty of, that's crim terminology) false advertising, they would have to make an assertion - not simply not say anything. A case could, I suppose, be made for misleading the consumer, but that's a tough one to make - you still need some sort of assertion.

    What *you* (not you, the poster. I mean consumers in general) think a phone should have is not relevant. Only what the company SAYS it has is relevant. You know what they say about assumptions... make an ass out of you and me. This lawsuit is retarded.

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  60. Would it still be a stupid lawsuit if by Igarden2 · · Score: 1

    Would it still be a stupid lawsuit if the company in question was Microsoft? OK, I'll wait for the flames.

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    1. Re:Would it still be a stupid lawsuit if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

      In fact, it would be exceptionally stupid as Microsoft does not make the iPhone.

    2. Re:Would it still be a stupid lawsuit if by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Yes, it would. Although if this was a Microsoft product, it would probably also be infused with enough poison that your hands would go splotchy every time you touched the "Microsoft Windows Mobile Phone Center."

  61. On avg Americans change phones every 18 months by gelfling · · Score: 2, Informative

    On average Americans change their phones every 18 months. I can tell you that in all the years I or my family have owned cell phones I've replaced exactly one battery. What torques me is the OBSCENE cost of replacement batteries. For the money you might as well replace the phone.

    1. Re:On avg Americans change phones every 18 months by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I bought one of those Mil-Spec Motorola phones... actually, it was free with the basic service plan. It's 6 years old and not a scratch. Just bought a battery for it for $8.

  62. Re:We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) The case is supposed to be arguing that it WAS difficult to know that the battery was hard wired. No argument needs be made about the present day, the content of Google's current search engine, etc. I for one had no idea. Several technical publications (including /.) thought the fact was headline worthy - aka 'news'. So trying to say that it is impossible that it was news to a zero-day owner is just f'king goofy.

    Caveat Emptor. If the user did not do any research before buying a $500+ phone, that is his problem. Although Apple did not inscribe "battery not user-replaceable" on the box and the phone, the user could have found out the information before purchasing rather easily. Websites, Apple employees--hell, all the user had to do was to pick one up and see that it was not replaceable as there is no way to open it up. This lawsuit is why all lawn mowers have warnings on them that you should not lift them up when they are operating.

    2) Both cell phones and laptops are supposed to have batteries that can be replaced by the end user. There is a reason for this. To suggest that the bastard child of a lappy and a phone is immune from those same reasons is just plain dense.

    So the user ASSUMED that the iPhone was like every other cell phone in that the battery could be replaced by the user. I don't know about you but from the commercials, it was apparent to me that the iPhone was not like any other cell phone.

    3) I think the responsibility of proving (to a judge, at least) that this isn't merely another means of vendor lock-in is rests with Apple. They departed from the standard. The 'why' of the matter is crucial. Where are the prototypes that had normal batteries?

    I didn't read it in the Constitution that I had a right to replace my batteries myself. So what if Apple departed from the "standard?" Why does Apple have to justify its design choices to a judge or to anybody? People whine about not having choice, but what they are whining about is that they can't customize everything that they want to customize. If you don't like how Apple has designed the iPhone, don't buy one.

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  63. Re:We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by drhamad · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just to hop on thefinite's previous reply to this post, since he did such a good job, I'd like to comment on these: 1) The case is supposed to be arguing that it WAS difficult to know that the battery was hard wired. No argument needs be made about the present day, the content of Google's current search engine, etc. I for one had no idea. Several technical publications (including /.) thought the fact was headline worthy - aka 'news'. So trying to say that it is impossible that it was news to a zero-day owner is just f'king goofy.

    Buying a product without significantly researching it pretty much makes your claim... worthless. Especially when all you had to do was ask a sales associate or go to Apple.com. Apple did not in any way hide this, nevermind make a claim that it WAS user replaceable. They've said straight out that it is not a user replaceable part. Further, several technical publications (ie every news or review site on the planet) has pretty much commented that it isn't user replaceable. So unless we intend to protect people who do ZERO research into what they buy (and theoretically, we don't protect that person), this logic does not work.

    2) Both cell phones and laptops are supposed to have batteries that can be replaced by the end user. There is a reason for this. To suggest that the bastard child of a lappy and a phone is immune from those same reasons is just plain dense.

    They are? Companies commonly use replaceable batteries for their obvious advantages, but not always. The Samsung Upstage does not have a replaceable battery either (and that fact is far more "hidden" than the iPhone battery issue is). It's a design/engineering decision. User replaceable batteries are bigger and require more parts than do non-replaceable ones. One form of engineering may be common usage, but that doesn't make it something that companies are "supposed" to do. If you don't like the alternative form of engineering, don't buy it. But it isn't fraud, it isn't false advertising, it isn't in any way actionable to use the other form.

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  64. Re:We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "2) Both cell phones and laptops are supposed to have batteries that can be replaced by the end user."

    Says who? My Palm Tungsten T does not have one.

    "There is a reason for this."

    Is there? I've never replaced any of the supplied rechargeable batteries in my various cellphones, digicams, PDAs, music players or laptop computers, though I did buy a spare for my Olympus E-1 camera.

    "To suggest that the bastard child of a lappy and a phone is immune from those same reasons is just plain dense."

    Has it ever occurred to you that Apple might employ persons whose job it is to analyse the usage patterns of various devices such that they might design a better/more economical/more profitable device which provides the functions that people ACTUALLY use rater than those that THINK THEY MIGHT? Do typical users actually use the PCI slots in their home computers? The answer to that question might explain the iMac, as the answer to "do people actually buy replacement batts for their cellphones?" might very well explain the decision not to include a user replaceable batt in the iPhone.

  65. Shock news! by nagora · · Score: 1
    Apple product is expensive crap. Wake me up when something happens.

    Seriously, though, the idea of selling a phone with a non-replaceable battery and then claiming that the user shouldn't assume otherwise might have been defensible in 1997, today it's a bad joke.

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    1. Re:Shock news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Samsung Upstage also does not have a user replaceable battery. What do you say about that?

    2. Re:Shock news! by nagora · · Score: 1
      The Samsung Upstage also does not have a user replaceable battery. What do you say about that?

      It's shit too.

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    3. Re:Shock news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Samsung Upstage also does not have a user replaceable battery. What do you say about that?
      Yes, this guy is obviously retarded for not knowing about the almighty Samsung Upstage, blessed be its name.
  66. title by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Stupid, UNTIL you think about ithe big picture....

    iThe? So we even have to use Apple naming conventions with definite articles now?

    1. Re:title by daft_one · · Score: 0

      iYup.

  67. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by jcgf · · Score: 1
    Don't you see that the anti-hype you anti-apple folks keep spewing is just as integral to apple's marketing plan as the fact that the fans camp out for a phone?

    The goal is to get as many people as possible to talk about your product. Whether or not what you say is good is irrelevant because as long as you mention it, more people would hear about it. This lawsuit (which will be thrown out of court hopefully) just feeds the publicity machine that you are so offended by.

  68. Re:We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you but from the commercials, it was apparent to me that the iPhone was not like any other cell phone. On the contrary, I assumed it was A LOT like other phones. Mind you, I do not own one, but even to this day I assume it might:

    1) Make calls.
    2) Receive calls.
    3) Store contact info.
    4) Accept power from some source and operate otherwise on a battery

    Need I go on?

    I doubt seriously that anyone expected it to be "not like any other cell phone" in EVERY way. So what makes this one way more or less actionable than numbers one or two above?

    Yes, assumptions are dangerous. For example, a lot of people here assume that the iPhone buyer should have familiarity with the inner workings of an iPod.

    I'm just TRYING to point out that there is in fact more than a single viewpoint on this matter.

    Jeez.
  69. A pox on both their houses. by argent · · Score: 1

    A pox on Apple for selling the iPhone with a sealed case that requires a technician to replace the battery.

    A pox on anyone who didn't research the iPhone before spending six hundred bucks on it.

  70. Don't be so modest by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    iPhone sales increased infinite percent as the first phone was purchased.

  71. Re:We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    Especially when all you had to do was ask a sales associate or go to Apple.com

    So unless we intend to protect people who do ZERO research into what they buy (and theoretically, we don't protect that person), this logic does not work. I, on the other hand would never, ever ask this question of a sales associate when purchasing a cell phone. I would likewise promptly return it should I be surprised.

    One of us is in the minority.

    Funny how one assumes that "ZERO" research was done because the battery issue wasn't known.

    As I said earlier, I'm amused that THAT assumption is valid, whereas the assumption that Apple would follow suit with the vast majority of both the cell and laptop industries is not valid. (And yes, I'm noting that you have two examples to the contrary. I have more examples of what I assume to be the standard in my pockets at this very moment.)

    Admit it, the distinction is, at a minimum, nifty.
  72. Re:TYPICAL (MOD UP!) by cpm80 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How does this comment get a troll rating? It's not great, but it's hardly troll (unless you're blindly pro-apple).

  73. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by shmlco · · Score: 1

    "We get so worked up over a cell phone with a slightly different design..."

    I don't consider the software on the Motorola phone I had previously to have been "designed". Same for the Nokia it replaced.

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  74. Buying a phone because you need a new battery by The+Monster · · Score: 1

    The reverse of that - people buying a new phone because their old phone needs a new battery - would be planned obsolescence.

    I don't consider it obsolescence, just taking advantage of weird pricing. (Sell the razors cheap and make the money on the blades?)

    I've actually done just that with my Virgin Mobile phones over the years. The list price for a replacement battery for several of their Kyocera phones is $70, but I've usually been able to get a phone for $20-30 on sale. (I actually stuck the new battery from my K-10 into my K-7 rather than reprogram all the contacts.) Why would I want to buy a battery for multiple times more than the price of a whole new phone?

    There's no good reason for the battery to be soldered in, though. It can be soldered to wires that lead to a connector, as many cordless phones do. Not having an easily-removed battery door is a separate issue. The phone could have been designed to require tools to open up without the battery being soldered.

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    1. Re:Buying a phone because you need a new battery by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      There is a good reason. That connector would take up several milliliters of space and provide almost no functionality.

    2. Re:Buying a phone because you need a new battery by Drgnkght · · Score: 1

      ...and provide almost no functionality. How much functionality do you think a battery connector is supposed to provide? If it allows one to replace the battery it's fully functional. Its function is to allow two objects (a phone and a battery) to connect. You seem to be implying it would need to do something additional to be worthwhile... Being able to replace the battery is rather important. Rechargeable batteries will die eventually just like the standard non-rechargeable ones. Some of us don't like throwing our money/hardware away every two or so years. I doubt the Iphone's battery will last any longer than that.

      (Of course I must admit I think Iphone is way overpriced anyway. It is rather pretty though.)
    3. Re:Buying a phone because you need a new battery by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      Solder also allows the battery to connect to the phone and is much more durable and compact. I almost know for a fact that my phone will break before the battery needs to be replaced. Not only that, I already want to upgrade. In addition, the iPhone is not targeted at people that have to have their phone working at all times. I've never replaced the battery on any of my phones, ever. I also don't know anybody else that has, either.

  75. Re:We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by thefinite · · Score: 1

    I appreciate that you are trying to explain the alternative viewpoint on this, and hopefully nobody decides to attack you personally for it. I think the reason it rankles people is because they see this lawsuit as just leveraging the legal system to extort money for something that isn't actually wrongdoing. It's pretty despicable behavior, and although explaining the underlying viewpoint doesn't mean you are trying to justify the behavior, other people might see it that way.

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  76. How is this off topic? by argux · · Score: 1

    I wonder

  77. Re:Just a small point by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think what is relevant here is no so much what "we think" but what "everyone else does".

    Apple decided to make a device that's very much counter-intuitive in this aspect. It seems that people are primarily aware of this fact due to Google and tech journalists. Consumers shouldn't need the equivalent of consumer reports just to have a basic grasp of product characteristics.

    It's not something that people would/should reasonably expect.

    After seeing this, I went back to Apple and tried to get at the relevant information in a naeive sort of way one might expect an actual consumer to. I don't really see how anyone expects someone to stumble on this information themselves unless they're unusually dedicated.

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  78. Re:We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by BobMcD · · Score: 1


    It seems you'd be correct. Oh well, at least the afternoon flew by...

  79. Better the world to think your an idiot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...than file a stupid lawsuit and remove all doubt.

  80. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by mattgreen · · Score: 1

    Where did I say I was anti-Apple? Or anti-iPhone even? The iPhone hoopla was an instance of media over-reporting for a silly technology gadget that people were told they needed to get. There is a difference between anti-hyping the product itself ("iPhone sucks, I'll never get one, blah blah") and hating the machine delivering all the hype to you ("oh boy, another iPhone article on Slashdot!"). Until we can use Firehose to get stories off the front page, I see nothing wrong with using existing stories to discuss the ridiculousness that was the media coverage of it.

  81. Re:Stupid, UNTIL you think about ithe big picture. by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    Apple doesn't settle frivolous lawsuits. If you actually followed Apple you'd know that. They settle lawsuits that have merit, although they typically solve the issue without it going to court if it truly does have merit.

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  82. Re:Where the FUCK is iLife '07??? by Doctor-Optimal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Come ON you homosexual deviants in Cupertino. QUIT FUCKING AROUND and update your fucking software every so often. You mincing faggots are worse than Debian... As of 10.5 iLife will be part of the base OS.
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  83. Lawsuits Against Apple by MattPat · · Score: 1

    The lawsuit is a stupid one, regardless of whether the plaintiff has a good point or not. You generally don't sue because you bought something that behaves in a way contrary to what you originally expected.

    But even if we pretend for a minute that the lawsuit is a good one... I still giggle.

    I don't know what individual in his or her right mind would take on Apple's legal department. :P

    1. Re:Lawsuits Against Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, tell me about it. If Apple's security team is so hardcore that they shoot anyone in the face who finds a bug in their software, then I can only wonder what they'll do to someone who tries to sue them...

  84. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

    It deserves every bit of anti-hype it gets: it was the Paris Hilton of the tech world.

    Have you used one?

    "No." (I'll save you the trouble.)

    Gee, I thought so.

  85. How about rechargeable razors and toothbrushes by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    There is a long, long list of consumer products without replaceable batteries. My electric razor's battery isn't user replaceable, and the manufacturer won't replace it either; you just have to buy a new razor. Neither is the battery for my electric toothbrush.

    I don't for the moment believe that the guy didn't know that the battery wasn't replaceable going in--he heard about the iPod's non-user replaceable batteries and thought that he had a shot at a big payday. He and his lawyer are barely a half step up from the guys who intentionally get hit by cars so that they can sue. For frivolous lawsuits such as this, the plaintiff should have to pay court costs.

  86. No way, Jose! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to see a 24-karat asshole, here he is.

  87. Re:Just a small point by Mattintosh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Consumers shouldn't need the equivalent of consumer reports just to have a basic grasp of product characteristics.

    I'm fairly certain that the Apple stores each have about 20 of the damned things on display, and each AT&T store probably has 1 or 2 of them out. You could, theoretically, you know, pick it up and look at it and see if it had a battery cover.

    But no, I'm sure a lawsuit is much more reasonable than simple purchasing decision-making skills. Land of the fat, home of the dumb. Yay.

  88. Obligatory Car Analogy by TALlama · · Score: 1

    I'm suing Kia for selling me a car without a user-replaceable gas tank. Sure, I didn't ask if the gas tank was replaceable, and sure, I could get lots of tools and replace it if I really wanted to, but I find it much easier to sue.

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  89. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just camped out for the iPhone for all the high-fives and pats on the back from the salespeople. I felt like a superstar. Plus that was the most human contact I've had in years.

  90. Re:We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by Starteck81 · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I'd like to rebut your points

    1) The case is supposed to be arguing that it WAS difficult to know that the battery was hard wired. No argument needs be made about the present day, the content of Google's current search engine, etc. I for one had no idea. Several technical publications (including /.) thought the fact was headline worthy - aka 'news'. So trying to say that it is impossible that it was news to a zero-day owner is just f'king goofy.

    If you do not do your research on a product i.e. reading reviews, product literature then I have little sympathy for you.

    2) Both cell phones and laptops are supposed to have batteries that can be replaced by the end user. There is a reason for this. To suggest that the bastard child of a lappy and a phone is immune from those same reasons is just plain dense.
    Are you implying that there is a defined standard or law out there? If so please provide a link. I think the only reason that most do have them is convince. From what I have read apple went with the non-user replaceable batteries because they saved some space and Jobs liked the look better(not extra parts that come off the iPod for iPhone).

    It was not a design flaw like the screens that scratched to easily it was a design choice.

    3) I think the responsibility of proving (to a judge, at least) that this isn't merely another means of vendor lock-in is rests with Apple. They departed from the standard. The 'why' of the matter is crucial. Where are the prototypes that had normal batteries?

    There are 3rd parties that can replace the battery. There is no vendor lock-in.
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  91. Re:God, I hate lawyers. (Fixed) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
    Shakespeare - Henry VI

  92. MOD PARENT UP! by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

    subject says it all. op is succinct and accurate.

  93. RETURN IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you can't activate the iPhone because you don't have iTunes, then simply return the device. I am CERTAIN if you seem genuine--and your iPhone hasn't been activated--you will be able to return the device without penalty.

  94. The bigger point is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think he has a case unless their is some FCC regulation that says that cordless phones must have user replaceable batteries.(I would fully support such regulation.)

    I think that Apple is being self-serving by not using a user replaceable battery. I can't believe the same folks that seem to support recycling are willing to give Apple a pass on this.

    I think MS is just as bad with the Zune.

  95. Yikes! by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    So, if you have an iPhone and want to use it, for anything, you must have an iTunes store account and a computer that can work it? And the latest vs. of iTunes?
    Has any other iPod had such stringent requirements?
    Would any other phone? I know, no other phone syncs with computer-music so well as an iPhone. But could one rent, say, a Verizon Chocolate phone without the music options in hopes of getting that music later?

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    1. Re:Yikes! by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      You have to have the latest version because only it has the things necessary to talk to Outlook and such. As far as I know, the requirement is 7.3, not the latest one. 7.3 just happens to be the latest one.

    2. Re:Yikes! by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      If the current vs. of iTunes links to MS Outlook, then Apple misled me when they called it a security update.
      Seriously, does the e-mail functionality of the iPhone have to be in iTunes itself?

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    3. Re:Yikes! by hearingaid · · Score: 1

      So, if you have an iPhone and want to use it, for anything, you must have an iTunes store account and a computer that can work it? And the latest vs. of iTunes?

      Yes, except for the store account I believe; you can sub with a credit card, I don't think you have to create a store account if you have the card. You do certainly need 7.3 or later of iTunes, which was the first release of iTunes to have an iPhone tab. But I believe there's a 7.3 CD in the box with the phone, and if you have a Mac or a Windoze box with iTunes on it then you'll be getting automatic updates to 7.3 anyway.

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    4. Re:Yikes! by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      I think it goes something like this: iPhone<-->iTunes<-->PIM(Outlook, iCal). The iPhone communicates with the rest of the world through iTunes when it is docked. I don't think email functionality is in iTunes, just the information it needs to synchronize your iPhone emails and computer emails. It is just the mediary.

    5. Re:Yikes! by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      Seems a bizzare setup to me. It should be synching to everything through iSync. Why on earth they've decided to make iTunes do it is beyond me (and bad design).

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  96. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by jcgf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Where did I say I was anti-Apple? Or anti-iPhone even?

    Well as for anti-iphone here are links to some negative posts you made on the last few iphone stories:

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=251129&cid=198 83519

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=242435&cid=196 71931

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=241925&cid=196 58031

    The second comment involved smashing an iphone, it was this desire for destruction that led me to believe you were anti-iphone. Most of the iphone haters seem to be also anti-apple in general, so I went with that.

  97. Re:Just a small point by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

    i'm sure we all know consumer electronic devices with cases where it isn't immediately obvious how you replace the battery. i'm looking at this moment at a microphone where it took me 2 minutes to figure out how to put a battery into it when i got it. until 5 minutes ago, if i had seen an iPhone or an iPod, i'd have thought the same thing. do portable apple computers also have batteries which the user can't replace? i don't know, but i now suspect that may well be the case.

  98. Uh, no by theurge14 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Uh, no. The Apple website quite clearly states that iTunes is used to activate the phone:

    Here
    Here and
    Here and also
    Here

    And Apple quite clearly states that it is for use with Mac and Windows:

    Here and
    Here

    That only required about 30-45 seconds of clicking links.

    1. Re:Uh, no by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how many non-technical people will think to click those links before they have an iPhone to activate?
      Apple is marketing iPhones to ordinary people, not techies.

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    2. Re:Uh, no by eldepeche · · Score: 1

      How many non-techies run an OS which has no version of iTunes?

    3. Re:Uh, no by theurge14 · · Score: 1

      Wow, give the Linux users some credit, will ya? :X

    4. Re:Uh, no by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      People who prefer Windows Media Player? [grin]
      Believe it or not, not only is iTunes impossible on Linux, but it is optional on Windows PCs. And even people who do have iTunes don't necc. have the latest vs.!

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    5. Re:Uh, no by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Sorry... I know Linux users are techies, though I know at least some of you are working to change that.

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    6. Re:Uh, no by NetDanzr · · Score: 2, Informative
      My results:
      • iPhone main page - No activation info, but a very visible link to an "Activation and Sync" video.
      • Activation and Sync - "This page requires the Quicktime plugin." Back to main page.
      • Questions and Answers - I guess this is Apple talk for "FAQ". Oh, here's something: Will iPhone work with my PC and Microsoft Windows? Yes. iPhone works with Windows XP Home or Professional (SP2), and Windows Vista. See specifications for more details." This does not suggest a requirement.
      • Specifications - Apple sent me to this page from the previous one, so I checked it out. Ah, here it is: Mac System Requirements and Windows System Requirements. But wait a minute: where does it say that I need one of those to use the iPhone as a standalone device? I may understand it (and up to this point I did) as system setup needed if I wanted to connect the phone to a computer - for example to synchronize my address book or to download my mp3 collection. So back to home page.
      • News release - Oh, there's another link to "Activation and Sync" on the main page. It points to a news story, which reads, "CUPERTINO, California and ATLANTAJune 26, 2007Apple® and AT&T Inc. today announced that iPhone users will be able to activate their new iPhones using Apples popular iTunes® software". It goes on saying that this is for the user's convenience. Nowhere it says iTunes is required. So back to square one.
      • Apple support - There it is. Three levels down into the support page I finally found that I'd need iTunes.
      I can conclude that those who responded to me that iTunes was required were right. However, the information was hidden so deep in the support portion of the Web site while the marketing site merely suggested that iTunes would make the phone owner's life more easy that I would easily be fooled and purchased an iPhone if I ever wanted it. In addition, considering that there is a direct link from the marketing page to the battery replacement page I would've never expected that a much greater customer support issue was not mentioned.
    7. Re:Uh, no by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      I have to agree that this is Apple's standard mode. In the same way they don't like to mar their product design with ugliness like replacable batteries (or whatever), they don't like to mar their marketing with annoying truths about their products. I guess this is hardly unique to Apple, however. And if you go that route, of specifically pointing out in large type all the downsides the customer should be aware of, you get a Microsoft style box covered in disclaimers and notices.

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  99. Don't forget the ads! by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    The iPhone has been heavily advertised on television. These ads show off the versatility of iPhones, look attractive, make iPhones look attractive, but say nothing about the technical requirements of iPhones. They don't even have the lines of fine print that can't be read without freeze-frame.
    So, I imagine that half the people trying to buy iPhones are very aware of, not just the iPhone's capabilities, but its requirements. The other half, likely including this fella filing this suit, want iPhones because they are pretty and cool; they know some of the iPhone's capabilities, but they might not know about the little technical details, such as how to get the battery replaced, before they go to the at&t store or Apple Store. That sort of thing's normally in the manual, anyway.

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  100. Pay the man! by null-sRc · · Score: 1

    .. by the man I mean apple.

    If you're buying their expensive IPhone... then don't stop there... keep paying!

    Who cares about $30 replacement phone when you dished out a fortune in the first place.. insanity!

    If you want to save money--use a carrier pigeon for your wireless needs. In the meantime pay the guys advancing tech and get a job.

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  101. Re:TYPICAL by arashi+no+garou · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, I should sue Apple because my Motorola bluetooth headset has a non-user-replaceable battery? No? Okay then, I'll sue Apple because my Palm V has a non-user-replaceable battery. Oh wait, it's not Apple's fault there either. Hmm, I guess Apple isn't the only evil megacorp conspiring to steal my hard-earned cash via battery schemes after all...

  102. Another tag for this article: by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1

    defectivebydesign RS

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  103. Stupid by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Not having a user-replaceable battery is an absolute show-stopper for me. Li-Ion batteries fail, it's a fact of life. I would have thought that Apple would have learned from the iPod nano but apparently not.

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    1. Re:Stupid by lutz7755 · · Score: 1


      totally. That whole iPod nano idea was a bust.

  104. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever (stupidest response ever by tdhurst · · Score: 1

    If you don't like how the iPhone was MADE, DON'T BUY ONE. Quit bitching.

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  105. Phones should have replaceable batteries by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I was stupid enough to buy a first-release iPhone (even if I wanted one, I'm smarter than to get the first-release version) I would have returned it the moment I found that batteries were not user-replaceable. Phones tend to be critical communications devices. You don't want them going out at inopportune times.

    iPods are almost never "critical music playing devices" are just nice to have. Phones are, for many, quite necessary. If you cannot keep your phone charged, the alternative is to have a spare battery. I keep a spare battery in my laptop bag for just such a situation as I know many other people do this as well. (I also keep a spare laptop battery for similar reasons.)

    As an entertainment device, it's sort of acceptable that the battery should not be user replaceable. But a phone??

    I have to say that the lawsuit isn't warranted, but a refund is.

  106. Re:TYPICAL (MOD UP!) by Watts+Martin · · Score: 0

    "Not great?" The OP claimed that having a non-user-replaceable battery is "hardware lock-in." Even if you think it's a stupid idea and you don't buy arguments made as to why Apple chose that route, the battery issue doesn't meet any definition of lock-in I can possibly imagine. Perhaps that wasn't technically a troll, but since there is no "manifestly stupid" rating, troll may be as close as we can get.

  107. Onward consumer soldiers by yusing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I loathe and lament the whole decades-long trend of hyperexpensive proprietary everything, including batteries. Was it RS's "Trash-80" that started the "cheap-basics, sockem' on accesssories" trend? Only, now, even expensive stuff is playing this stupid game.

    $175 laptop batteries that consist of 6 AA cells wired together? Appalling.

    There used to be 4 or 5 batteries that powered everything electronic. The fundamental character of electronics hasn't changed. (Alas, battery technology hasn't changed much either.) Yeah, I know, bitch on grandpa. Well ok, kiddies, but you're the ones that are $100,000 in debt on average. Yeah, I know, standardized parts are "too socialist for America." Ha, take that.

    Stop buying the crap. My TV remote takes an AA. Any AA. If your phone-du-jour doesn't, tough bounce. Demand better. Every dollar is a vote.

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    1. Re:Onward consumer soldiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Every dollar is a vote."

      Yes... I firmly believe in this. If you can't/won't go out and vote, vote with your dollars. This is the absolute most effective way of changing policy.

      Thank you.

    2. Re:Onward consumer soldiers by GauteL · · Score: 1

      "Stop buying the crap. My TV remote takes an AA. Any AA. If your phone-du-jour doesn't, tough bounce. Demand better. Every dollar is a vote."

      AA batteries or even AAA batteries for that matter are far too large to work in most mobile phones without putting very large design restrictions on the shape of the phone, so no phone uses them (at least no mainstream phones), because hardly anyone would buy such a phone.

      How can you vote with your dollar if there is NO alternative available? The alternative would be not having a mobile phone, which these days would seriously impact on your social life.

      What is needed is a new battery standard suitable for mobile phones. It has to be almost flat, but can be fairly wide and tall.

    3. Re:Onward consumer soldiers by yusing · · Score: 1

      You're exactly right. There is no technical reason a wide, tall, flat 1.5 vdc battery can't be made. But they won't until people refuse to buy such products.

      But then there's no reason a phone can't have a simple jack added to support an external battery pack. Technically, this is trivial. A great opening for someone to exploit ... if they can get the phone open without ruining it.

      Apart from that, the average consumer can shop carefully for products that don't involve propietary power solutions. Buy, for example, digital cameras that use AA battery packs. That kind of shopping takes work, but, as I see it, the alternative is being victimized.

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  108. Re:Stupid, UNTIL you think about ithe big picture. by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Consider this:

    the plaintiff could be a shill for some ingrate/sour grapes, wannabe competitor who is tiring and trying to crack affinity to Apple's product. If such a competitor could slow uptake/adoption of the iPhone, and at the same time cost Apple some tens of millions on redesigning the phone, dealing with PR & adverts, packaging, rep training, and more, then imagine how bitter some company might be. Also, imagine: Just imagine: who might BE such a sour-grapes competitor...?

    However, I REALLY won't buy one myself unless:

    1. the price comes down without an attendant reduction in features
    2. there is a wider choice of carriers (to HELL with single-carrier of choice...)
    3. I am sure I can sync nicely with Linux (I haven't done the research)

    OTOH, I hear that battery standby and talk-time are fairly exceptional.

    Captcha: halogen

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  109. (rant) What about the SMS alert? by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    I would love to get an iPhone, but I can't for work-related reasons. My employer would even buy me one, but I get alerts at night when there's system trouble via text messages. The problem is that the iPhone has no way to change the tone for getting a text message, which is a short quiet beep and about 0.5 seconds of vibration. No way that can wake me from a drunken slumber... I had to hack my last phone (replacing a default message tone with my own mp3) in order to get a decent volume for text notifications. Am I the only person that thinks this is at all important? I don't text 100 times a day, and I want to be alerted of a text message if I'm asleep or in a loud bar or concert. Is that too much to ask?

    I find it hard to believe also that you are stuck with the built-in tones for voice calls. Until I tried the iPhone at the local Apple store today, I had assumed that you could pick the ringtone from your music collection as simply as you can set your wallpaper. Start playing a song from your music collection, stretch your fingers around the section of the song you want for a ringtone and tap the screen a time or two to get it set. Instead, you have to go to settings and pick one of the built-in tones...

  110. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by mattgreen · · Score: 1

    I'm a bigger fan of smashing people's sacred icons to make a point than anything else. ;)

    I love my 3G iPod, it still runs, and might get a Mac. I just don't take much of this stuff seriously.

  111. I can't replace my car battery, either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, if I have special tools and know-how, I can replace my car battery, AFTER I pay $29 to RENT a car and drive to a store in order to purchase a battery that contains toxic, dangerous substances. Definitely harder than replacing your iPhone's battery.

    I don't get it. Why does a consumer have a "right" to replace a device's battery? I have a nice Bluetooth mouse, by Logitech. I just picked it up and... there's no user-replaceable battery! Why should I be able to sue the manufacturer?

    It's sad that people waste their time trying to abuse our legal system this way.

  112. Privacy by igny · · Score: 1

    What's about privacy? I am sure Apple will look at the audio/video files stores on iPhone (since you can't swap the flash memory either) searching for illegal content. Are you saying it is ok since you don't have anything to hide? Wrong. Everyone should care about their privacy regardless of whether they have anything to hide.

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    1. Re:Privacy by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      No.

      Not only will Apple not look at anything at all, but you can simply do a "Restore" on the iPhone, erasing everything from it before sending it in for replacement.

      I don't even know where you get the idea that you are "sure" Apple will look for illegal content, especially since there is no way to tell whether you own the content or not. It logically makes no sense, and the fact you even suggested they would, or even COULD, do that, shows a good deal of ignorance and paranoia.

      Especially considering Apple itself says no data on the iPhone will be preserved, and you can simply and completely erase it and set it back to its factory defaults in seconds before sending it in. (Then, you sync your loaner iPhone with iTunes once, and it will look and behave like your own iPhone, with your own phone number and all of your contacts and data...before returning the loaner, you simply do a Restore on that one as well.)

      But the fact that you think Apple will be "looking" for "illegal content", when there is no practical way to do that, is quite amusing to say the least.

  113. WRONG!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not everyone is an Apple fanboi like you. Not everyone reads every article published regarding Apple products. Not everyone checks the Apple site 100 times a day to see if anything is new. The majority of people do not know, nor care about specification of products they may not even own. Face it, unlike you, most people would not like to have their head up Steve Jobs' ass. Stupidest post ever!

  114. Caveat Emptor by pdwalker · · Score: 0

    Let the buyer beware.

    If you're dumb enough to buy without researching the product properly. you deserve what you get.

    It's simple really. The lawsuit should be thrown out.

  115. Darwinism? by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    And what else would you use to communicate "in the bush"?
    This is wilderness; no electricity, no built-up civilization, nothing to plug a phone into. If you want to maintain contact with the outside world in such a situation, you likely will want a cell phone. There sure aren't going to be any fixed phones nearby...

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    1. Re:Darwinism? by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      A radio sounds like the obvious solution to me. Minimal power on standby and no draining the battery trying to stay connected to a distant tower.

  116. Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After failing to flock my iPhones on eBay for 200% profit this class-action was my last straw...

  117. Re:Stupidest lawsuit ever (stupidest response ever by Jekler · · Score: 1
    1. I have no particular like or dislike for the iPhone. However, I have no plans to buy one.
    2. I didn't bitch about the iPhone, I pointed out flaws in the GP's argument.
  118. Common Sense Calling: by photomonkey · · Score: 1

    1) You have, upon purchase, a grace period under which the reseller MUST give you at least a partial refund for a product purchased under good faith. AFAIK, Apple was offering a 30-day return period. Don't like it? Return it.

    2) No one forced you to buy an iPhone, and as long as it works as advertised, you're screwed. If they advertised a 'user-serviceable battery', you would likely have a case.

    3) Who wins even if the claimant(s) win the CA case? The lawyers on both sides. Likely, Apple will settle out of court, either giving one-time free battery replacements to people who bought the phone prior to the filing, OR they will reduce the price of replacing the battery for everyone (perhaps again limited by the purchase date). The lawyers will walk away with truckloads of money.

    As much as I hate it when ANY manufacturer makes it difficult to repair or replace wearable parts (ever try to change the battery on a car with the battery mounted INSIDE THE WHEELWELL?), they are well within their rights to do that.

    Caveat emptor, bitches. Caveat emptor.

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    1. Re:Common Sense Calling: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have, upon purchase, a grace period under which the reseller MUST give you at least a partial refund for a product purchased under good faith.

      Absolutely not. Unless the product is defective, or fraudulent, the vendor has no obligation to give you a refund. The vendor is perfectly within their rights to say, "A deal is a deal."

      Many vendors will give you a refund when YOU make a mistake, but that is because they are being nice.

      (your jurisdiction's laws may vary)

  119. I'm a consumer whore. by jstockdale · · Score: 1

    for early acceptance.

    for not doing your research.

    for not waiting to know if the product is going to fit your lifestyle.

    for being a consumer whore.


    And how!

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  120. Comments? by madbawa · · Score: 1

    I think its a relevant issue. Even Sony Ericsson has been doing this for quite some time now. The hardware used on the K and W series phones is the same. But the software (firmware) is different and that causes for poor sound quality on the K series and poor image quality on the W series. Is this fair?
    If a manufacturer purposely and intentionally suppresses certain capabilities that the device already has, isn't this an abuse of the customer's confidence in that company? Does it not amount to manipulation and cheating the customer?

    How could a company like Apple leave out building a door over the battery compartment of an advanced device like the IPhone? Surely, there has to be some rationale to that move. If its just about fleecing the customer, then the lawsuit is totally justified.

  121. Non-user replaceable by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 1

    My watch battery can't be replaced by the user - at least, not without special tools. Is that an issue?

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    1. Re:Non-user replaceable by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Depends on the watch.
      I have seen cheap watches that appear to have no way to replace the battery at all. These are extremely annoying.
      But if the battery can be replaced in theory--just not by you--it's less of a problem. Watch shops can replace watch batteries in minutes, so it's just a serious inconvenience.
      It seems it takes Apple weeks to replace batteries for iPods and iPhones. They need to speed their turnaround time just a little...

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    2. Re:Non-user replaceable by ps236 · · Score: 1

      When I last had a battery powered watch, it could easily be replaced by any of a zillion shops in the local town for a couple of pounds and 5 minutes (I don't need to send it off to the manufacturer with a £30 cheque and wait a week or two ..)

      I could even spend 10 minutes and open the back myself and replace the battery myself for less than a pound (which is what I did when I was a student). The "special tool" needed to open the back could be substituted for a little screwdriver and a bit of effort. Once the back is off, the battery would just drop out and could be replaced in a tick with a 'standard' sized battery, and then the back screwed back on.

      This is quite different from something which needs special tools to remove the back AND soldering to remove and replace the battery, and a battery which can only be bought from Apple.

      Although I didn't want the iPhone before (I hate iTunes, and anything related to it) I certainly don't now. I do have a spare phone without a user-replaceable battery, but the phone just cost £25 (without a contract) - that's a bit different from a £400 phone....

  122. Re:Just a small point by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    apple laptops still have user replacable batteries. Probablly because if you are a heavy user of a laptop then you will drain multiple batteries in one trip.

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  123. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by drifterusa · · Score: 1

    I would agree that Paris Hilton has done nothing that impacts human existence. But I would say that the iPod has impacted human existence, perhaps not benignly, and perhaps in a way we have yet to fully understand. The iPhone has drawn so much attention because of the iPod's success, as another product from the same creative group. (You're only as good as your last hit. What was Paris Hilton's last hit again?)

    The iPhone is not only the next-generation iPod, it is much more. Time will tell if it's enough more to remark on years from now.

  124. Analogy--I hope it sheds some light by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    Actually, an iPhone whose battery cannot be replaced by the user is like a lamp whose light bulb can't be replaced by the user.
    The iPhone comes with a battery, and the lamp comes with a light bulb. Odds are the battery and the bulb will both last a while with reasonable use. But when the battery burns out, it is gone, just like when the light bulb burns out, it is gone.
    You cannot use an iPhone with a non-working battery any more than you can use a lamp with a non-working light bulb.
    This is not sufficient to prevent sales of iPhones or of lamps with light bulbs that can't be replaced. (I actually have bought lamps like that.)

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  125. Lawsuit for smelly farts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I must admit, I didn't disclose this in the manual I handed over to my wife, but occasionally I drop the odd smelly fart (heavens above!). Can she file a class action for a particularly bad dutch oven? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dut ch+oven

  126. Welcome to by Newt-dog · · Score: 1

    Buyers Remorse. He got caught up in the hype and now regrets it!

  127. Re:Just a small point by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Expect everyone to be a geeky hacker at the Apple store.

    Sure...

    When Apple decides (for whatever reason) to break with established norms, they as "the usability people" should be unusually upfront about the situation. Yes, they should warn the rubes about what they're getting into. Otherwise, Apple is just Dell with some better ad men.

    Why should a Linux zealot be the one to expect more out of Apple?

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  128. Re:We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

    I, on the other hand would never, ever ask this question of a sales associate when purchasing a cell phone. I would likewise promptly return it should I be surprised
    surely if you really thought you were going to need extra batteries you would be looking into the cost of them at which point the non user replacability of the battery would become apparent pretty quickly.

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  129. Re:We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by BobMcD · · Score: 1


    Good point. That would likely push it up to 50/50. The standard assumption is that there will be at least two choices for a phone battery. The manufacturer's expensive one, and a cheap knock-off. But you're right, I might check on the price of it.

  130. Re:Just a small point by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

    You can replace the batteries in an Apple laptop, and it's obvious that you can when you flip the laptop over and look at the battery in its compartment. There's a couple of release latches on what is obviously a removable piece on the bottom of the laptop (which happens to be the battery itself).

  131. Re:Just a small point by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

    Because the "rubes" (read: Windows users) are too dumb to know what they want, and the Apple users are already sold on Apple's stuff.

    Besides, these days, Apple is getting more like "Dell with better ad men". They update their software less and less, they break their own HIG and usability rules, and they shovel iPods out by the ton while ignoring established products. They are losing touch with their core fanbase, but not with money.

    <sarcastic troll>
    Meanwhile, in many ways, Linux copies Windows very well. In many ways, it improves upon Windows to the point of near-perfection. And it's all Unix-y, too. So where are the real improvements? Why is Linux always playing catch-up to Windows? Why should a Mac user be the one to expect more out of Linux?
    </sarcastic troll>

  132. Research? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen this pointed out yet. If you go drop $500 on something without looking into it, then tough luck. If the info was hidden or incorrect, then ok you have claim. Even if you had to go 3 pages deep to find the info, well, it was there.

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  133. think by subzero_ice · · Score: 1

    Why can't people stop and think for a moment before they start defending their beloved Apple. At the end of the day it is a corporation selling products and there is no such thing as an honest corporation.

    Instead of a calling it an iPhone they should call it the new iPod with phone functionality. So the people who are not tech savvy are not confused. Telephones are also used by people who still live under a rock and replaceable battery is a standard.

    PS - Apple fans please think before replying and/or posting you views. And if you think you have given it enough thought then think again.

    1. Re:think by unconfused1 · · Score: 1

      Frankly, this phone has over twice the battery life as any other smartphone type in the American market. The design would clearly have been compromised and larger if the battery was replaceable. The battery is also quality and long lived if treated right. If you intend to charge it every other call, then sure the the battery is going to burn through the finite amount of charges in any battery. Perhaps those who still live under a rock should learn about limited charges. Also, if you held the iPhone at any time and have eyes, you see that the battery is not user replaceable.

      Either way, this lawsuit is frivolous and ridiculous. The notice about the battery is on page 23 of the users manual. RTFM...or at least open your eyes and look at the product.

      Rechargeable batteries have a limited number of charge cycles and may eventually need to be replaced. The iPhone battery is not user replaceable; it can only be replaced by an authorized service provider. For more information, go to: www.apple.com/batteries

  134. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

    And yet, you're not forced to send it to Apple for replacement. So obviously Apple isn't blocking third-parties from selling products and services for their gadgets.

    That's laughable and you know it. Good luck getting your iPod repaired or replaced under warranty when its nicely obvious, due to the ding or otherwise, or, y'know, the third party battery that's in it.

    "Sure, Apple's not forcing you to use their services. They'll void your warranty if you don't, but still."

    Yes, I realize (and amn't arguing) that they're within their rights to do so. But if you think it's not effectively the same thing to the average non-Slashdot reading person on the street, you're standing too close to the RDF.

  135. Requiring a computer by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    Do other smart phones require computers?
    And until I read this, I had no idea that iTunes was needed to activate an iPhone. I imagine that many people would only learn of this at point of purchase. Worst case, some would learn of this after the purchase, which would be annoying.
    (Even if you return the iPhone, there's still that at&t contract to handle.)

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    1. Re:Requiring a computer by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      '' Do other smart phones require computers? ''

      I don't know, but since this is Slashdot, and Slashdot readers would buy a phone for its features, you would surely realise that at least two really important features of the iPhone (use as a video iPod, and use with WiFi) depend on a computer hanging around somewhere. So people without a computer would be very unlikely to buy one.

    2. Re:Requiring a computer by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      two really important features of the iPhone (use as a video iPod, and use with WiFi) depend on a computer hanging around somewhere.
      For WiFi, you just need an open AP, available almost anywhere. For video, you just need Wifi, available at the nearest open AP.
      No other computers needed.
    3. Re:Requiring a computer by pthor1231 · · Score: 1
      Usually the features of a smart phone, syncing email to some sort of mail server, storing and retrieving files, syncing contacts, syncing notes, adding additional programs, all require a computer, and smart phones usually come with a usb cable interface. I can't really imagine you are this clueless about smart phones, and are simply playing devil's advocate. There is a certain amount of research a customer should be expected to do on their own about a purchase to see if it fits their needs. You can't reasonably expect apple to have a list of every single OS ever made and list whether or not it would be compatable with the iPhone. If you have some particularly crazy setup / or do no research whatsoever, I place blame fully on yourself for not being more informed about a half a thousand plus dollar purchase. It's not like you can't simply ask a question to a sales person.

      Re: the at&t contract, I'm pretty sure you can cancel most, if not all, cell contracts within a certain grace period without the ETF.

    4. Re:Requiring a computer by Zer0Her0 · · Score: 1

      "a video iPod" you dropped the operative word. To add music/videos you need a computer with iTunes. You don't even technically need WiFi for YouTube access.

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  136. Re:TYPICAL by Wiseman1024 · · Score: 1, Troll

    You just can't say anything bad about Apple here, or you'll be modded troll/flamebait by hordes of trendy Apple snobs wearing fashionable clothes who wasted $5000 on their last stylish Mac because of its slick exterior design, being the perfect complement for their iPods and the central hub of their digital lifestyle. Being important members of the blogosphere, they need to surf the cyberspace with class as they update their MySpace. They are complete iDolts.

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  137. Re:TYPICAL by superbus1929 · · Score: 2, Informative

    You're absolutely right. My last comment got modded down, this one will get modded down, and that makes 90% of my posts that get modded down are because I'm saying something bad about Apple. The first couple times, I tried to be reasonable (I think Apples are too limited, software-wise, to be reliable for almost anyone), but I'd get slammed down by the pro-Mac crowd. No reason whatsoever. So now, I'm just saying they can go fuck themselves.

    At best, I'm wasting someone's precious mod points. This is all they use them for anyway, so fuck it.

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  138. Re:Just a small point by steeviant · · Score: 1

    I think you're pretty close with the statement that Apple is just Dell with some better ad men.

    Apple is basically Dell that has blessed by a bathroomware designer.

    Unfortunately, it's O(pen)S(tep) X that I'm after.

  139. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by XMLsucks · · Score: 1
    The solid enclosure is also for structural integrity. Monocoque design. But this is for reducing size and weight, which is covered by your comment.

    I'd also guess that Apple satisfies all statutes regarding battery recyclying. With iPods and iPhones it is rather difficult for the average person to dispose of the batteries in the trash (unless they toss the whole device). Apple has increased the probability that batteries are disposed of properly, since you need to have a service shop change the batteries. I believe that environmental laws will force this type of approach more and more in the future.

  140. It's just another component... by localman · · Score: 1

    Why are so many people up in arms about just the battery? Why not make every component user serviceable? Every IC, every wire, the screen, mic, and speaker...

    I've never had a cell phone battery die out before the electronics or casing. The battery is just another component, and as far as I can tell it's not the least reliable. While your milage may vary, it's not completely insane to solder the battery in place like the other components, any of which might fail and require a trip to the manufacturer.

    Is all this whining really just residual notions from when we used alkaline batteries?

  141. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by XMLsucks · · Score: 1
    What's wrong with being materialistic? My tools greatly contribute to my free time, and my family time. Bad tools suck up my time (e.g., a dish washer that requires lots of prewashing of the dishes). I'd rather have that time. The phone is no different. I've never found an easy to use phone; they are so poorly designed that I avoid using my phone just to save time. The iPhone looks like a vastly improved tool.

    And the iPhone is not a "slightly different design". It is very newsworthy, because it shows that there are a handful of people on this planet that actually try hard to make a good product that helps life. Nearly everyone else gives average effort. Apple seems to have built an environment where people give far more than average effort. That is remarkable. And it is the essence of human existence, for it is achievement. Owning an iPhone is a symbol that someone values achievement.

  142. Illegal in Europe? by ps236 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this mean the iPhone will soon be illegal in Europe?

    AIUI, there's an EU law coming in in 2008 meaning that all batteries have to be at least user-removeable (so they can be disposed of separately) even if not user-replaceable.

    1. Re:Illegal in Europe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Apple guarantee that they will not snoop at the user's phone and collect usage data when changing the battery?

  143. Lamest analogy...ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The gas tank is like the battery *compartment*. The gas is like the combined battery and charge. Nobody expects a battery compartment to be be user replaceable.

  144. Re:Just a small point by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

    You could, theoretically, you know, pick it up and look at it and see if it had a battery cover. Well said!

    Before I forget your theory, let me run the checklist one more time:

    1) when I see some cool phone in the store I pick it up and look at it
    2) and see if it has a battery cover.

    Hm, I think I got it all wrong, let me try again:
    1) I pick it up and look at it and see if it has a battery cover.

    So, I have one theoretical question for you:
    "look at the mobile and see if it has a battery cover",
    Is that one operation or two?
  145. Re:TYPICAL by LKM · · Score: 1

    Maybe if you informed yourself instead of spouting wrong and/or insulting stuff, you would not get modded down? Just a thought.

    What does "Apples are too limited, software-wise" even mean? Do you mean that Mac OS X limits what you can do with it? It's a Unix. You can do whatever the hell you want with it. Do you mean that there aren't enough apps for Mac OS X? I've never been in a situation where I couldn't find an app I was looking for. Do you mean that you can't run Windows apps on Macs? Because that would be wrong, too.

  146. Re:Just a small point by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    So your argument is that the average American consumer is stupid. Maybe Apple should also tell them not to feed the iPhone to their pet hampster.

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    Lars T.

    To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  147. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

    It deserves every bit of anti-hype it gets: it was the Paris Hilton of the tech world. For a short period in late June it was nothing but rampant ogling and wild speculation about a freaking cellular phone. How is it NOT absurd that people camped out for days to be the first person to get a cell phone? Now, I don't call people nerds much (mostly because I am one, or, used to be, at the current rate the industry is going), but I'm at a loss to describe it any other way.

    The whole thing is a barometer that indicates how materialistic we are. We get so worked up over a cell phone with a slightly different design, and the media labels the launch of it as equally newsworthy as actual events that impact human existence. Fuck that. Sure, fine, all right. But still, check out the number of posts about this, well, lawsuit, and what's written... it definitely seems like the event that impacts human existence.
  148. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    And yet, you're not forced to send it to Apple for replacement. So obviously Apple isn't blocking third-parties from selling products and services for their gadgets.

    That's laughable and you know it. Good luck getting your iPod repaired or replaced under warranty when its nicely obvious, due to the ding or otherwise, or, y'know, the third party battery that's in it.

    So why would this happen? Why would anybody replace their iPod battery with a third party one when it's still under warranty? That is laughable, and you know it.
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    Lars T.

    To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  149. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

    You need you to grow some balls and face the reality: Apple has intentionally crippled these products for no better reason than remain in tight control of the battery replacement procedure and get some cash from there too. This angry conjecture does not bear up to scrutiny. An internal, soldered, non-user-replaceable battery confers some serious benefits:
    * no contact connection problems, even in the presence of moisture and vibration
    * savings of precious internal volume by omitting the battery compartment and battery sheathing
    * elimination of an entry point for dust and water
    * elimination of spurious warranty claims stemming from subpar or incorrect third-party batteries, and from user fiddling
    Each of these is a serious engineering concern, and each has the potential to significantly impact the user's ownership experience. Your conjecture, therefore, cannot possibly be true, and is also needlessly mean-spirited. Well, it seems to me that there is some of, so to say, internal, soldered, non-user-replaceable spirit there in your post as well. For, for the sake of scrutiny and possible truth, the non-user-replaceable battery is such a thing that it is not replaceable by user, no? I mean, if you were ever to construct such an object, by your own definition and construction, you would have to forbid users from replacing the battery, therefore, who knows, maybe even annoy, possibly make angry, some of your customers. Does that stand to reason?
  150. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that some people just love to open and close battery covers out of boredom until it breaks and has to be taped back on.

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    Lars T.

    To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  151. Re:TYPICAL (MOD UP!) by Ash+Vince · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wahey, Mods are all on crack.

    The point that nobody else seems to have made is that crap like an ipod you can do without for a while, a phone is a little different.

    I was thinking about waiting for the iPhone to be available over here in the UK before getting an upgrade as it has a lot of features I would have liked. I on the other hand did not know that I would be unable to replace the battery when it was unable to charge anymore or that I would be unable to carry a spare charged battery as a backup if I am unable to find a powerslot I can use. Currently I always keep a spare battery for my phone in my bag.

    As it is I will just go and upgrade to the latest Sony Ericson P990i instead. It supports wifi, has a web browser and most things I want but I really would have preffered an iPhone. Not being able to replace the battery myself is a killer for me though so this is one sale Apple lost.

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  152. same story, different device by Meziked · · Score: 1

    Right now my head is swimming with miss-information from this post. But before I address that, let me say this. It is your job as a consumer to research your purchases before making them, period. It seems this person expected someone to sit him down and go over the device, before he made his purchase. The crazy thing is, if he would have actively sought guidance, it would have been provided, without charge. This degree of expected mental hand-holding is a tragic laziness that unfortunately plagues our marketplace. If we make a bad decision as a consumer, we are quick to play the "uninformed" card and try to back out of our purchase while blaming others for our own miss judgment.

      I see things in this post stating that since "all the other phones" have removable batteries, is ok to blindly expect the i-phone to have one. But yet, when the argument is made that all other I-pods have non-removable batteries the rebuttal once again proves my point. "But I don't follow i-pods, so how should I know that or why should I be expected to know that". People are all to eager to toss cash at something, hopping its all they imagined, instead or spending 10 minutes, actively researching the product. After paying, they find its not what they had dreamed of, and complain......and complain.....and....ect...

    "Apple is mean-spirited". That is probably the most uninformed statement I have seen in a long time. As with the i-pod the battery for the i-phone is sealed into the case for esthetic and functionality reasons.

    It strikes me funny that the same crowd that complains about the battery being sealed, is the same group that would complain about a bulky removable battery and we would see posts like "but the I-pod isn't like that, how was I to know?"..............

    Also, you have 14 days to back out of your purchase, with a 10% restocking fee, if the box is open. Not 30 days.

    Activate with I-tunes is written on the box, on Apple's site and on AT&T's site. Read a little, all the information is there, un hidden.

      Apple even offers support for activation via an 800 number, also printed on the box, in the users guide, on Apple's site and on AT&T's site. The activation support center has access to both at&t accounts and apple admin aplications, so you are not bounced back and forth between companies. Also, (and this is the best part) the activation center is NOT outsourced to a foreign country, so the person you talk with is speaking understandable English.

    BTW. Forever \For*ev"er\ (f[o^]r*[e^]v"[~e]r), adv. [For, prep. + ever.]
              1. Through eternity; through endless ages; eternally.
                    [1913 Webster]

              2. At all times; always.
                    [1913 Webster]

    According to webster, his post didn't take "forever" to read. With a little research, you could have figured out that one "on your own" as well......

  153. Really... by mattgreen · · Score: 1

    Tell me how your life has been different since the launch of the iPhone. Strangely enough, you don't hear much about it these days outside of Slashdot. If it was really making a huge difference in the world, by your logic, wouldn't we be hearing about it more?

    1. Re:Really... by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

      Tell me how your life has been different since the launch of the iPhone. Strangely enough, you don't hear much about it these days outside of Slashdot. If it was really making a huge difference in the world, by your logic, wouldn't we be hearing about it more? No, I don't think that it's making a huge difference in the world, and in that respect I agree with most of the stuff that you wrote in your post. I was referring only to responses to the slashdot story: I was bored out of my skull reading responses to recent stories and then this one came along and I felt that the board suddenly lit up, as though people cared a bit more than usual; at any rate, posts were interesting to me, so that's about the biggest effect that iPhone made on my life.
    2. Re:Really... by mattgreen · · Score: 1

      Oh, I see. In that respect, you are certainly right: there is a lot of strong opinions about the iPhone, like it or not! I suppose Apple products always end up like that, which is pretty remarkable.

  154. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by mattgreen · · Score: 1

    Owning an iPhone means someone wants an iPhone. It doesn't mean anything else.

    If you don't see what is wrong with materialism, then there is no point in continuing the discussion, because we will never see eye to eye.

  155. Maybe you need to buy more wise ? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    Or be more wise with your material?

    In all 13 phones I've had I had only one phone dying on the electronics; but that after it fell in a canal.
    The battery life dies first in most of the times.

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    1. Re:Maybe you need to buy more wise ? by localman · · Score: 1

      You've never had a Motorola Razr, have you :) Really, I'm not rough on my phones. My third Razr is just starting to act up but the original battery still works (these were all warranty body replacements).

      I realize that batteries will sometimes be the first to go. But not always. So I find it strange that it is the only component people demand to be user replaceable.

      Anyways, hope you continue to have good luck with phone electronics...

  156. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by djh101010 · · Score: 1

    And yet, you're not forced to send it to Apple for replacement. So obviously Apple isn't blocking third-parties from selling products and services for their gadgets.

    That's laughable and you know it. Good luck getting your iPod repaired or replaced under warranty when its nicely obvious, due to the ding or otherwise, or, y'know, the third party battery that's in it.


    Oh Gosh! Apple doesn't do a warranty replacement if the product is abused or has parts that aren't theirs in it! Goodness me! How Shocking! How Terrible! How like every other vendor out there, who won't fix things under warranty that aren't, ahem, warranty items. Sheesh.

    "Sure, Apple's not forcing you to use their services. They'll void your warranty if you don't, but still."

    Your interpretation of my point is wrong to the point of being laughable. Think about the process here. IF your battery dies during the warranty period, THEN they will replace it under warranty. ELSE: If battery dies after warranty period, THEN they will replace it at the $79.00 price...which, in my experience with an iPod, gets you a refurb unit with new battery and case, looking brand new. ELSE IF you don't want to pay $79.00, you can go anywhere else and get it for maybe half that price or less.

    So, if it's under warranty, there's no reason to pay to get it replaced, they'll replace it. It would be astonishingly stupid to pay for a third-party battery replacement into an iAnything that's under warranty, because you'd be voiding the warranty for that item _and_ paying money you don't have to. So it seems your point is all self-contradictory handwaving.

    Yes, I realize (and amn't arguing) that they're within their rights to do so. But if you think it's not effectively the same thing to the average non-Slashdot reading person on the street, you're standing too close to the RDF.

    Explain to me how, in your reality, you'd pay for a third party battery replacement on a unit which is under warranty. Because that seems to be the thing you're complaining about, right? On a side note, it is somewhat amusing to me that the thing people are whining about the loudest, is a complete non-issue. Unless you are proposing the battery chemistry is other than stated? I'll want a new phone LONG before this battery goes south on me.
  157. overruled! not a valid analogy by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1
    1. Your gas tank can be refilled at any time
    2. It requires specialised people to change such gas tank
    3. It doesn't need to be replaced as often as a battery
    4. The battery in a phone is one of the most important things; look at the "standby" and "talktime" you have on each phone as feature
    5. A battery dies lots faster and is mission critical if you want to use your phone. Try to talk without battery?
    6. Which phones are out there where you cannot change your own battery?
      Haven't seen any of them yet or maybe I'm just not interested having the technology-du-jour and I buy with my brains and not with my tv-or-wallet.
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  158. Sorry, but I have to say something. by Duffy13 · · Score: 1

    Sorry about the insult but I'm currently laughing at this whole thread. Most of you realize, others not so much, that you are arguing about Apple's overall design practices. The iPhone is nothing new in term of design from Apple, and most of us with any amount of tech savvy know this, and summarily reject it due to this.

    To those that don't: Apple makes pretty, compact devices, that do a few functions very well under restricted conditions (ignoring dedicated hacking of such devices, which is beyond the scope used to create the device). Everything from their desktops to the new iPhone is this way, always have been, probably always will be.

    If you are buying an iPhone (a $500 gimmick, imo) either you love Apple products or you need the latest new tech toy, either way you should be intimately familiar with the way Apple does business, since you've seen it all before. To assume differently would be naive. Now, I'm sure there is a small percentage of truly clueless consumers, and I feel a little bad for them, but then again the information is available if you care to find it. And while people love to ignore it: You, as a consumer, do have some responsibility.

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  159. Re:TYPICAL by superbus1929 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Again, you're running into the same situation that Linux is in: not enough dedicated apps for 90% of the market, and a market that isn't really savvy enough to emulate Windows software in the Unix environment. I love Unix, I love Linux, and as a pure operating system, I think OS/X works well. OS/X would work a lot better if I wasn't convinced they're eventually going to stop concentrating on their operating systems for any other purpose than to sell their iPods and iPhones.

    My gripes with Apple are all about their gadgets. They release virtual beta products as the Next Big Thing, and let their early adopters do the bug testing; with the iPhone, that was at $500 - $600 a pop. It's not even like this is a surprise; it happened with the iPod, and we knew what the issues were with the iPhone before it came out. But again, it's not Apple's fault that the general public fell for their marketing push. My problem isn't Apple so much as it is Apple fanboys.

    I've stated the above in comments even better worded than this, and gotten modded down as either "overrated" or "flamebait" each time. I'm no M$ fanboy in the least bit, but I do think that OS/X - and Linux, of which I'm a huge fan - are too niche for Joe Luser. But the same way that people that talk good about Microsoft get modded down, talking bad about Apple - even in the abstract, using facts - results in the person getting modded down by it's cult of personality.

    So, I have decided "fuck it", and react in kind towards the fanbrats. And I'm sure this post will end up like the last ones before it: in a perpetual battle of people that agree with me modding me up as "informative" and "insightful", with people disagreeing with me - not calling me a troll, but disagreeing - modding me down as "flamebait" and "overrated", which will cause others to mark me "underrated". With luck... I'll end up right back at 2.

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  160. Re:Just a small point by encoderer · · Score: 0, Troll

    No need. That's already covered in the iTunes EULA.

    You DID read the EULA, right?

  161. Must be said..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STFU!

  162. Re:TYPICAL (MOD UP!) by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

    And one voided warranty if you do it yourself.

    I probably also was in the target audience as techy proffesional who loves wasting money on hi-tech gizmos.

    But I don't care about what something looks like as much as need it to always work. I cannot be without a phone, even while waiting for it to charge due to the nature of my work.

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  163. Re:TYPICAL (MOD UP!) by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

    No. I spoke to that point. You don't have to be without a phone, and you don't have to replace the battery yourself.

    if you haven't moved on to the next device before it even needs a new battery, you can simply get a loaner iPhone as part of the battery replacement program, insert your SIM, sync once with iTunes, and it will then look, act, and feel like your own phone. If you choose not to get a loaner to save $29, that's your choice.

  164. Re:P990 Sucks by Macrat · · Score: 1

    As someone who has owned the P802, P910 and now had the P990, you'd be better off getting an iPhone.

    Somehow Sony Ericsson makes each new model more cumbersome to use.

  165. Devilish advocating by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    Okay. I understand that the features of a smart phone require a computer for full benefits. But with iPhones, the activation requires that you own a computer--you must have one to use it at all.
    Yes, I did overreact to that, and I apologize. It still would've been nice if there was some other way, though--say, through an Apple or at&t customer-service number.
    I actually do believe that people should research iPhones before buying them, as far as that's possible. But, given how Apple advertises it and how the non-tech media covered it, I seriously doubt everyone did. I have mixed feelings about caveat emptor.
    It has been noted that people with Linux have more difficulty than average researching iPhones because the activation and key info page is in Quicktime. Admittedly, people with Linux can't use them anyway. But I think some people on this board would not want Linux machines called "crazy set-ups."

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  166. Re:TYPICAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me again... looks like you're not the pathetic little man as your former posts suggest. The last posts were more thoughtful - err.. Insightful but still broken.

    I'll disagree with the niche reference to Macs. Mainstream Joe Luser can do everything and more on a Mac they do with their virus infested PCs only faster, easier and without the hassle of owning Windows. There are a large number of unique apps for Windows, most of which are far more "niche" than the Mac itself, so that argument doesn't work. If you really need it, virtualization is an option for the one Windows app you must have. Otherwise, you can happily dump Windows.

    Where do you get 90% of the market can't use the Mac? I've helped lots of Joe Luser people convert to the Mac just by showing them the hardware - usually by loaning them a Mac while I fix (sit on) their PC for two weeks (pro and side). Universally, they don't want the PC any more. By my sample of about 70 people, 100% of them can use the Mac instead just fine and they're much happier.

    I'll also disagree with the fanboi public being suckers for fresh Apple products. Their new stuff has behaved much better than most any mature product from anyone else, so that's a pooped argument as well. Besides, over half the people who buy a Mac are first time buyers, not fanbois. The public has done much stupider things than buy an iPod or iPhone.

    Fanbrats? Speak more truth and I won't bite you.

  167. Re:Just a small point by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

    Well, this is all theory, but...

    1) pick it up
    2) look at it
    3) observe the battery cover or lack thereof

    Of course, it's only a theory, and not a complete one. If, for instance, you lacked hands, you would have to perform step 1 with nubs, which is a less-than-ideal system. If you were blind, then perhaps you would have to feel it in step 2 rather than looking at it. And god help you if you're blind and nubby. Really, the last step is the all-important one. If it has a battery cover, then it likely contains a user-replaceable battery.

  168. Re:TYPICAL by Divebus · · Score: 0, Troll

    You must live in a trailer park.

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  169. Why not iSync? by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

    I think Apple isn't using iSync for this delicate and dangerous procedure because they want to sell iPhones to Windows users, and Windows does not have iSync.
    It still makes me feel uneasy, esp. since even people without iPhones have to live with this feature.

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  170. Re:TYPICAL by LKM · · Score: 1

    Again, you're running into the same situation that Linux is in: not enough dedicated apps for 90% of the market,

    90% of the market? Of what market?

    and a market that isn't really savvy enough to emulate Windows software in the Unix environment.

    So you mean the home market? Having used Macs for 10 years, I've never found even a single app that I wanted to use that was available on Windows, but not on the Mac.

    Examples?

    I love Unix, I love Linux, and as a pure operating system, I think OS/X works well. OS/X would work a lot better if I wasn't convinced they're eventually going to stop concentrating on their operating systems for any other purpose than to sell their iPods and iPhones.

    Why would they throw away half of their profits?

    My gripes with Apple are all about their gadgets. They release virtual beta products as the Next Big Thing, and let their early adopters do the bug testing;

    Any specific issues you're talking about, or just general FUD?

    I've stated the above in comments even better worded than this, and gotten modded down as either "overrated" or "flamebait" each time. I'm no M$ fanboy in the least bit, but I do think that OS/X - and Linux, of which I'm a huge fan - are too niche for Joe Luser.

    I find that a strange position to take. "Joe Luser" uses his computer for web, mail, music and letters. Why would he not be able to do this on a Mac? There's one group of users that should go with Windows PCs: PC gamers. Other than that, I do not know why a Mac would not do everything the user wanted it to do.

    For businesses, it's a different store. In those cases, there are often specific applications - sometimes even DOS-based - which they need to run, and to which there are no alternatives. Clearly, using Macs is a bad idea in many of those cases.

    (...) cult of personality (...) fuck it (...) fanbrats (...)

    Maybe you should stop to consider that the downrating might have had less to do with some kind of cultish fanboy conspiracy, and more with your superficial arguments and general choice of words?

  171. Re:TYPICAL by Divebus · · Score: 1

    OK, that was nasty. Let me be more specific about why you earned that - your whole post was about jealousy:

    ...hordes of trendy Apple snobs wearing fashionable clothes who wasted $5000 on their last stylish Mac because of its slick exterior design, being the perfect complement for their iPods and the central hub of their digital lifestyle. Being important members of the blogosphere, they need to surf the cyberspace with class as they update their MySpace.

    You must live in a trailer park.

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  172. mental note: don't buy a Razr by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    my problem is fixed for that, I won't have any problems with that particular phone 'coz I won't buy it in the first place :D I'll stick with my Nokia 6310i I guess.. .. with replacable battery .. even my Nokia 6210 battery fits in it.

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  173. Re:TYPICAL (MOD UP!) by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

    I want to carry a spare battery for when the first one runs out of charge as well. Sometimes I do not get a chance to plug it in for several days in a row.

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  174. Re:We could be TAD more objective about this, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both cell phones and laptops are supposed to have batteries that can be replaced by the end user.

    According to who, you?

    The Samsung UpStage phone doesn't have a user-replaceable battery. Should Samsung be sued?
  175. Re:TYPICAL by Wiseman1024 · · Score: 1

    Not really; my whole post was about trolling Apple fanboys by using the words they use and pointing out how big snobs they are.

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  176. Re:Stupidest -customer- ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not intentionally crippled. I know it's fashionable to think that it was done to fleece customers or force people into buying new iPods, when in reality it was done to decrease the size and weight of the phone for a given battery capacity, and give the iPod a sleek, unblemished enclosure, both of which are things that are huge factors in the iPod's success.

    Can I buy your mind-reading equipment?
    I know it's fashionable amongst whiny-mac-fanbois to think that that it was done to decrease the size and weight, and give the unblemished enclosure, but the fact of the matter is YOU DON'T KNOW WHY IT WAS DONE.

    Stating as fact that it was definitively done for reason X (aesthetics) is just as moronic as stating is was certainly done for reason Y (fleece).

    Do I think it was a good move? I'm of two minds on the subject. Ask me when my iPod is older--I tend to keep things in incredibly good condition, and make things last a long time. As an engineer, I have to think that some kind of compromise could have been made. Obviously, however, I've decided that it's worth it, despite whatever.
    Do I hate apple? No.
    Do I think this was done because Steve is the devil? No.
    Do I think that this lawsuit is stupid? For the most part, yes.
    Do I think that maybe the possibility of selling AppleCare and battery replacement services weighed into the decision? Distinct possibility. Anyone who thinks it couldn't've played any part is either naive, delusional, or most likely, stupid.

  177. article summary should be: quitcherbitchin by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    If you need a phone with easily replaceable batteries, then buy one.

  178. Re:Just a small point by ioshhdflwuegfh · · Score: 1

    Well, this is all theory, but...

    1) pick it up 2) look at it 3) observe the battery cover or lack thereof

    Of course, it's only a theory, and not a complete one. If, for instance, you lacked hands, you would have to perform step 1 with nubs, which is a less-than-ideal system. If you were blind, then perhaps you would have to feel it in step 2 rather than looking at it. And god help you if you're blind and nubby. Really, the last step is the all-important one. If it has a battery cover, then it likely contains a user-replaceable battery. [emphasize mine] Yes, "it's only a theory, and not a complete one." you said that right.
    Complete or not, the one thing in your theory is obviously the most important: "the last step is the all-important one".
    No wonder that the guys who did not know this got surprised!
  179. Batteries in general need a new way... by phorm · · Score: 1

    I looked up a few details and found this article, which - if correct - seems to provide a lot of information.

    It appears that there are many factors in lithium battery life. Deep-cycling is not good, but neither would repeatedly charging the battery when it is not necessary (using up charge cycles). It also mentions an often-forgotten factor, heat, which as well could be related to overcharging, or constant charging.
    As it says in the article "Removing the battery from the laptop when running on fixed power protects the battery from heat."

    Perhaps a happy-medium would to charge when it's about halfway down?

    It seems to me that the best method would be to have a quick-switch circuit which would combine fixed-power, a capacitor, and the battery. When plugged into wall-power, the battery is charged up and then disconnected from the circuit when around full. The circuit then runs off fixed-power which runs through a capacitor. In the event of a drop or disconnection of fixed-power, the circuit could stay "alive" long enough on the capacitor to switch back over to using the battery. I'm not sure if anyone does this though, but depending on the needs of the capacitor it might be a good fix... it shouldn't have to run on the cap for more than a second or two before swapping over to battery-power.

    1. Re:Batteries in general need a new way... by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      Many of the 'many factors of lithium battery life' apply to many other battery technologies. Most rechargeable batteries do not like going above 90% of a full charge either: shoving extra ions into the graphite electrode adds mechanical strain and eventually causes the electrode to fracture. This is part of the reason why lithium cells absolutely require high-tech chargers and why advanced chargers are highly recommended for pretty much all battery techs other than lead-acid.

      As far as disconnecting the battery goes, this is unnecessary: the charge controller simply needs to drop its end-of-charge output voltage until the battery's net current becomes negligible and the battery remains connected for instant pick-up should primary power go down. This is how most on-line battery systems work.

      BTW, forget about having hold capacitors even for 100ms at low voltage because sizes go up insanely fast: just for the heck of it, I sized the capacitor needed for 20ms hold for an hypothetical 100W laptop with 18-14V input tolerance and that already comes out at 33mF - over a cubic inch for a 25V standard capacitor, not exactly the best use of the space and weight budget.

    2. Re:Batteries in general need a new way... by phorm · · Score: 1

      Supercapacitors might reduce the size in these cases, however.

    3. Re:Batteries in general need a new way... by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      Aerogel super/ultra-capacitors are expensive.

      Since lithium battery chargers already have to closely and accurately monitor battery voltage, current and temperature to correctly set the charge current to reduce the risk of catastrophic failures, simply regulating the input current to have zero net battery current requires no extra hardware, no extra space, no extra power and nearly no extra design costs - the only extra design costs lie in the charge controller's firmware and related testing. As far as battery life is concerned, zero current is just as good as a disconnect since the tiny ripple voltage the battery might see from the charge controller will displace an insignificant number of ions.

      With some luck, most of the battery lifespan/safety issues will be resolved when engineered material (like the titanium "nanoSafe") will start replacing graphite in NiMH and Li-ion batteries. These materials will allow 100X greater sustained charge/discharge currents along with 10k+ deep-cycle endurance. On top of that, these remain stable beyond 200C - unlike current Li-ion that ignite somewhere in the 120-160C range. That technology will be a perfect fit for electric-drive cars.

  180. Re:Well what do you expect from a fucktard? by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

    Man I've lost my touch at pissing people off. Where are the negative 5's at?