I also like to think that each genre has it's "top 40". So for me, right now it'd be whatever the disturbed-godsmack-foo-tool radio station is playing. Oh..and that used band..they fucking rock.
And how much money do you feel you're entitled to? All you did was allow yourself to be ripped off at the music store. Somehow I fail to make the association between the term "victim" and your story.
How much "alternate-os"..ok..linux..do you plan on using? Getting rid of MS altogether, in any capacity, is stupid. I don't have specific facts but I'm willing to bet that windows shop outnumber linux shops 10 to 1. So while it's great that they have all this linux experience, I fear the jobs will go to those that have windows knowledge. Not saying it's right, just saying it's how it is. Linux shops in honest, real world productive companies still aren't that common. And I mean true linux, nothing MS on the entire site.
I say prepare them for MS, it's the world uses, like it or not.
Uh..maybe if I lived in Ogdenville, North Haverbrook or Brockway. We in civilized parts of the country have had broadband connections for quite some time. I pay $50 a month for 3mb/down, 256k up, 24/7 support, and if there's a bandwidth cap, I've never reached it. The uptime has also been REALLY good for the last year or so.
Attitude requires some sack to back it up. Here's on France is doing on the sack side of things.
- Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
- Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."
- Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
- The Dutch War - Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
- American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
- World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador, fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?" but rather "How long until France collapses?"
Not having France to help up in this war is like not having an accordien(sp) when you go deer hunting.
What? What does the software used to master the tracks have to do with the choreography of a music video and style of music? I mean I know you're just trolling but come on man, you're taking up valuable real estate that could've been used a REAL troll. One with skills.
Porn slacker my ass. These kids nowadays got the internet. Back in my day we spanked it to scrambled porn while listening paranoid and scared for someone to come through the front door. We earned every second of our porn.
No alien technology, discipline, or dedication can even BEGIN to compete with the unfathomable power of the lawyers of the scientologist. Those 2 butt heads, you'll be buying siezed alien spacecraft at insurance auctions for low low prices.
Seti@Home scientists are still having a tough time with this one:
People of earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. Your President was delicious.
Funny, my wife was actually creating milk within her own body for our daughter. I actually read that women have done this throughout the history of the world! Crazy shit I know, but it's true.
Homer: Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife. So - [man slugs him in the face] Ow! Oh...I guess people have some sort of _moral_ objection to our sex drug.
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Roland will defeat all. All worlds, all levels of the tower, all will feel his guns.
The difference is, Solitaire and Mindsweeper aren't the flagship games of Windows, where as Tux Racer sadly is.
The Hulk got gout.
I said just to do it, never said I'd like it.
I also like to think that each genre has it's "top 40". So for me, right now it'd be whatever the disturbed-godsmack-foo-tool radio station is playing. Oh..and that used band..they fucking rock.
Exactly how much courtroom time did you put in?
And how much money do you feel you're entitled to? All you did was allow yourself to be ripped off at the music store. Somehow I fail to make the association between the term "victim" and your story.
Someday we're gonna see something like "webserver..FROM A PACEMAKER" and it will be VERY VERY bad.
I plan of buying a ton of blank cd's and burning top 40. Just to do it.
While it's not a surplus store..Fry's..hallowed be thy name.
oh hell yes..
rm *nightwithfatchick
How much "alternate-os"..ok..linux..do you plan on using? Getting rid of MS altogether, in any capacity, is stupid. I don't have specific facts but I'm willing to bet that windows shop outnumber linux shops 10 to 1. So while it's great that they have all this linux experience, I fear the jobs will go to those that have windows knowledge. Not saying it's right, just saying it's how it is. Linux shops in honest, real world productive companies still aren't that common. And I mean true linux, nothing MS on the entire site.
I say prepare them for MS, it's the world uses, like it or not.
Uh..maybe if I lived in Ogdenville, North Haverbrook or Brockway. We in civilized parts of the country have had broadband connections for quite some time. I pay $50 a month for 3mb/down, 256k up, 24/7 support, and if there's a bandwidth cap, I've never reached it. The uptime has also been REALLY good for the last year or so.
no, that would be getting more energy out of it than we put in.
Your mom just can't keep her mouth shut can she?
Please. The french stood back while the american colonists took the brunt of that shit then claimed victory, and move they would later try in ww2.
Attitude requires some sack to back it up. Here's on France is doing on the sack side of things.
- Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000
years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
- Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic
who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's
armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."
- Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever
lose two wars when fighting Italians.
- Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but
manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually
the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as
chapeaux.
- The Dutch War - Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War -
Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded
Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French
military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French
their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.
- American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to
future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists
saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and
leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when
America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was
also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First
Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for
a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany plays the role of drunk Frat
boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the
United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not
only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein."
Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any
improvement in the French bloodline.
- World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States
and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed
with the Dien Bien Flu
- Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western
army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the
First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This
rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans,
English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
- War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history,
surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender
to Vietnamese ambassador, fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should
not be "Can we count on the French?" but rather "How long until France
collapses?"
Not having France to help up in this war is like not having an accordien(sp) when you go deer hunting.
Almost? Shit man, MS gaves us Impossible Creatures and Asheron's Call. What the fuck did the french ever give us?
What? What does the software used to master the tracks have to do with the choreography of a music video and style of music? I mean I know you're just trolling but come on man, you're taking up valuable real estate that could've been used a REAL troll. One with skills.
Porn slacker my ass. These kids nowadays got the internet. Back in my day we spanked it to scrambled porn while listening paranoid and scared for someone to come through the front door. We earned every second of our porn.
No shit, huh? This is the greatest webring the world has ever known.
No alien technology, discipline, or dedication can even BEGIN to compete with the unfathomable power of the lawyers of the scientologist. Those 2 butt heads, you'll be buying siezed alien spacecraft at insurance auctions for low low prices.
In all truthfullness, it will come down to who has the bigger board with bigger nail.
Seti@Home scientists are still having a tough time with this one:
People of earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. Your President was delicious.
I can imagine a beautiful, peaceful alien race. Free of crime, war, and violence.
Then I can see us taking over that race, cuz those fuckers would NEVER see that shit coming.
Funny, my wife was actually creating milk within her own body for our daughter. I actually read that women have done this throughout the history of the world! Crazy shit I know, but it's true.
Maybe you meant bovine milk.
Homer: Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife. So - [man slugs him in the face] Ow! Oh...I guess people have some sort of _moral_ objection to our sex drug.
Abe: [grabbing bottle] Lemme sell it, you idjit.