Slashdot Mirror


User: isorox

isorox's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
4,205
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 4,205

  1. Re:read on the bottom... on Google Does the News · · Score: 2

    "No humans were ... used in the creation of this page."

    Like slashdot then?

  2. Re:Busted... damn! on Rare Virgin Shark Births Reported in Detroit · · Score: 2

    Try Dolphin sex instead

  3. Re:I managed to get part of the source code... on Passenger Profiling: CAPPS II · · Score: 2

    (Just for the record, I am your typical white male 20-something in jeans and a tee-shirt, you know, the kind that obviously looks like a terrorist)

    Well its its a think geek tshirt....

    Thank your lucky stars you dont have a laptop with linux on - when you have to turn it on you'll be stuck when they cant find the start button.

  4. Re:Homework Assignment. on Video Games Assigned as Homework · · Score: 2

    So thats an overnight high school homework assignment?! We really are slackers here in UK uni's

  5. What if you dont like clocks on Vanishing Mobile Phone Masts · · Score: 2

    I have a nervous disposition to clocks (usually because I get up late). I like mobile phone masts, but hate clocks. they are an eyesore, and raise my stress levels and body temperature. As I am a member of this minority group I feel that our needs are not being met. This blatent discrimination will be taken up with the european court of human rights very shortly.

  6. Re:right... on Only 10-20 Billion Years To Go · · Score: 2

    We can't predict the weather tomorrow afternoon, but we know what's going to happen in 20 billion years. Tell me another one.

    I live in England. Without going to the window I can tell you its raining now, it was raining yesterday, it will be raining tommorow, and it will be raining when the big crunch comes.

  7. Re:IANAL on Patents for the Little People? · · Score: 2

    "btw, what does IANAL mean?"

    It means that you are obnoxiously obsessed with trivial details. Or that you are the goatse.cx guy./i

    Naah, it means "I am not a lawyer", or "I am not the devil". Whatever,

  8. Re:Learn to use the scanner software on Scanning Large Amounts of Pictures? · · Score: 2

    Karma: Totally excellent! (mostly affected by Bill and Ted and one Anonymous Coward)

    Rufus is not an Anonymous Coward!!

  9. Re:Not all that bad.... on Getting Help Building Your Computer · · Score: 2

    My first time I got stumped. Everything looked fine, but the monitor wouldnt work. Unplugged all the cards and everything.

    Turned out the CMOS clear jumper (usually near the battery), was set to clear. Took me an hour to figure that one out.

  10. Re:How serious was your crime? on Talk To a Convicted Warez Guy · · Score: 1

    -- Censorship \Cen"sor*ship\, n. The technique of stripping M1 and M2 from dissenters.

    I got ine back, well M2 at least.

  11. Re:Were is my pointy-horned cap? on UT2003 LiveCD · · Score: 2

    And that it doesn't require rebooting the machine.

    You're saying you need to reboot with linux, but you dont need to reboot with windows??

  12. Re:You couldn't get me in a Russian space ship. on Drink Pepsi, Go to Space? · · Score: 2

    Plus, I've seen too much media coverage about Russian technology in action. Think submarines, chernobyls, satellites, space stations, political ideologies.

    It pains me, chernobyl, a bit like 3 mile island really. space station? Lasted way beyond its original life span, certainly longer then skylab. satelites? Happens all the time. Didnt Arriane explode on lift off once? Political ideologies? I'm not a fan of corporate "democracy" either to be honest. Oh, 1986 had that little Challanger thing. If we are talking space based accidents that kind of trumps anything from russia in the last 20 years.

  13. Re:Isn't this like the moving beam of light? on Speed Of Light Broken With Off Shelf Components · · Score: 1

    a persuasive argument, I'm convinced

  14. Re:Peer review time? on Speed Of Light Broken With Off Shelf Components · · Score: 2

    Uh Oh - this whole Victor Ninov thing is going to result in his name becoming a verb

    I hate it when that happens


    You're safe, no one will say "I IIRCAFAIKIANAL'd those results

  15. Re:Wire cutting on Fighting Music Piracy with Glue · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thus making wire cutters illegal under the DMCA :)


    I always use my teeth to strim wires - are they illegal too?

  16. Re:Dangerous G Forces? on New Jersey Officially Limits G-Forces on Coasters · · Score: 2

    have suffered no ill effects or brain injury from high Gs from his flights and space shots.

    Wasnt George W Bush a fighter pilot? Would explain a lot of stuff.

  17. Re:Hmm, not gonna bother register for the NYT on Star Trek: Pick A Plot · · Score: 2

    IMO the franchise has been coasting on nostalgia for years, god only knows how long it will last, though.

    I stopped downloading enterprise episodes a few months ago. Still watch stargate sg1, and have all the dvd's, but trek does seem to be slowing down even for a big fan (not nerdy gimp) like myself.

  18. Re:Specificity on Asteroid Fly-By on August 18 · · Score: 2

    nor do we have intergalactic internet traffic, yet. (wow, would that ping time suck!)

    Not as bad as mine from the middle of nowhere greece!

    Seriously though, any aliens with a whopping big receiver can probably tune into my 802.11b network here

  19. Re:To help them out a little... on Asteroid Fly-By on August 18 · · Score: 2

    We don't know yet what this asteroid is made of," he continued, "but we'll have a much better idea by the end of August."

    I'll hazzard a guess......

    Rock!

  20. Re:Bot making tools? er, PERL, Python come to mind on Paging Eliza: Patenting IM Bots · · Score: 2

    heres my http bot in "isorox language"
    1) read get line into A
    2) int b = sum of ascii code of each character in A
    3) if (b % 2) output "Hello, World!"
    4) else output "Goodbye, Cruel World!"

    OK, its a crap bot, but does this mean that slashdot is now in breach of the patent?

  21. Re:Grrr on Paging Eliza: Patenting IM Bots · · Score: 2

    they're selling bot-writing tools. I haven't seen too many of those around

    bash:/ > vi my-ded-gud-bot.pl

    Never seen vi? Howabout emacspiconanokeditgeditxedit or even notepad?

  22. Re:Two things about "child abductions" on Tracking Your Employees, Children · · Score: 2

    GPS doesn't work indoors and the most common place to lose a child is a large department store or mall. So, it doesn't do you any good there.

    However you know they are confined to the mall (which empties and closes at night), otherwise you get a signal.

    Finally, battery life. How long will this thing run before recharges? If it doesn't last long then you can just wrap some tinfoil around the thing to block the GPS signal and wait for the battery to die.

    Howabout the same technology that works your watch from arm movement/heat/electricity or however.

  23. Re:Job Interviews in 4 Years... on Microsoft Invests in the University of Waterloo · · Score: 2

    That says MCSE. That's not a diploma.

    Ahh, but this uni'll give you an MSD - microsoft software degree

    Still, its better then the linux version I guess.....

  24. Re:Buying mandatory classes? on Microsoft Invests in the University of Waterloo · · Score: 2

    all students are required to buy $300 of Britney and N'Sync albums for their music appreciation courses?

    When were you last a student? Just hop on the network and copy them from someone else, sheesh!

  25. news for nerds on Portable MP3 Player w/ Unix Support? · · Score: 2

    How is this news for nerds?

    and my 8 mile runs

    Hardly your sterotypical 250lb slob in the basement is it?@