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MST3K "Manos" Arrives on DVD
malicioususer writes "According to this page the legendary MST3K episode "Manos: Hands of Fate" appears on DVD November 20th. If you can bring yourself to endure only one MST3K, this is the one." A great present for anyone you want to punish this christmas ;)
EEGAH!
Talk about a plug for rhino records... why not just link to a page where you enter your credit card info, with the title already in your shopping cart.
I know that movie is considered bad, but is it worse than Battlefield Earth?
Manos - Hands Of Fate - Mystery Science Theater 3000
While on vacation, a couple and their young daughter end up at the lodge of goatman Torgo, the assistant to "The Master."
Torgo and Master operate a bed and cult-fest, complete with satanic rituals in the backyard.
This movie is like watching a train wreck -- you can't bear to look but you can't turn away.
DVD version includes Poopie, the official MST3K blooper reel.
[127 MIN.; COLOR; NOT RATED]
do you know how long it took me to figure out that mst3k was mystery science theater 3000?
not quite 20 seconds.
Hooah! Love MST3K here, good to see this happening.
Though, one thing that would be amusing is if they put Joel and the 'bots on a commentary track so you could watch the movie without...
...no wait, bad idea. I'll shut up.
This might be a *little* offtopic, but are there any plans to post a Geek's Wishlist for this year? There have been some great submissions in years' past, and I think we'd all love to see them.
NP
I LOVE this episodes. I constantly find mysself repeating "Manos, Hands of Fate" to mysself whenver things start getting boring. I really want to get one of those poncho things wiht the hands on it too.
Anyway, Id be all over buying this, if I had a dvd player.
I've rented this about 5 times from Blockbuster and will again. Oh well.
If you havent seen MST3K watch this. Just keep a bucket handy.
In Soviet Russia you dant have to put up with these crappy jokes
This movie was so, uh, good that I named my Handspring Visor after it. Yup, its name is "Manos, the Handspring of Fate".
What, did you think I had named it Torgo?
Posted from the wireless couch.
Anything with "goatman Torgo" and Satanic rituals can't be all bad. And for only 20 bucks!
Reviews here and here.
"If he thinks he can hide and run from the United States and our allies, he's sorely mistaken." Bush on bin Laden
What I want to see MST3Ked are "Independence Day" (Oh, so nobody fleeing alien invaders is prepared to drive on the wrong side of the freeway?) and "Deep Impact" (We made underground accomodation for 2 million people in a few months - and kept it a complete secret. We just painted 100,000 workers and 10,000 trucks camoflage green so the press wouldn't see them.)
I doubt they could afford the rights to do this, however.
Quattuor res in hoc mundo sanctae sunt: libri, liberi, libertas et liberalitas.
I take care of the place while the master is away. And what's up with those knees of his?
Windows is going the way of phlogiston...
If they start putting out a lot of the MST3K episodes on DVD, it would be cool if they would somehow reward you (a mail-in offer perhaps) with a DVD episode guide that contained descriptions of all the episodes.
Hell, I'd like to see what they'd do to a move we've all see a zillion times (and probably made fun of already!) -- Star Wars (episode 1 would be great!), Titanic, Gladiator, Fight Club..
The so-called good movies can be just as fun to ridicule as the really bad ones!
Gah...if Manos was the only episode of MST3K I had watched, I'd be dead right now. My whole world view changed. I saw evil in its purest fertilizer-salesman form. I dread the day when my friends finally make me show them the episode...cuz yeah, I do own it. I've protected them this long from the horror. I'm going to miss those friends.
Is this the first MST3K episode on DVD or are there others?
Is already out on DVD. I'm not going to plug any retalier specifically, but I'm sure you can pick it up cheaply (I think I spent 8.99). The video quality is nice, though they did cut out a huge chunk of This Island Earth, some of which was pretty crucial (why did they try to leave the camp? you'll never know if you see their edit).
see this for the IMDb page.
This was incredibly bad. Think a half dozen people in the desert with one camera and a script written in one night with the assistance of some booze or something. Then when they got back from their filming, they found that the sound hadn't worked, so they had to loop it and they (obviously) did a poor job.
I can't wait for this one! It's been a while since it aired.
....manos....
.... the hands of fate.
"Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
This is, I believe, the only MST3K wherein "Buffy & Hildegard" actually apologize to Joel and co. about the quality of the film. I can't imagine punishing myself by having it in my collection...
Well, maybe I can.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.
Oh the searing pain! I think I actually saw this-- without the silhouettes and witty humor of Tom Servo, Crow, and Mike on late-night TV when I'd drank a few too many frappuccinos and couldn't nod off. I had no idea there was an MST3K version... (what kind of geek am I to have not seen every episode? ...I have friends who have).
There are plenty of great (or should I say... well... not-great) movies that MST3K never got to before it's final run. True shame.
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If you liked MST3K when it was running, you should check out Edward The Less, an "online series" with the same writers and actors.
You should also check in on this MST3K tape-trading site from time-to-time. It's still under construction, but it'll be cool when they finish it.
Just imagine what they can do with Jar-Jar...
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I know I would be willing to pay. But I wish that when these type of shows are realeased that they would put a Season or two on One DVD. Then I could sit on the couch and ignore /. for a little longer. I REALLY WISH that they would do this with farscape. Besides what a waste of storage space.
...they could have included Mr. B Natural with this. And I can only hope there is a soundtrack only option so I can listen to the "haunting Torgo theme" over and over in pure digital clarity...
The possession of prejudices is not nearly as dangerous as the inability to abandon them.
"Mitchell" is also available, according to amazon.com.
- A.P.
"Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
For those without Cable, outside the US or anyone else that haven't got a clue what this is. You can get a PreView using Morpheus or KaZaA. There is lots of MST3K floating around. Remember to buy the DVD if you like it.
Help fight continental drift.
... remind me of some of the preverted games I've heard are played at VA Linux. Can anybody confirm this?
Manos is the Spanish word for hands. That's right. The title actually *means* "Hands: The Hands of Fate". Trust me, the title is just as brilliant as the plot. But nothing can beat a Torgo screen saver!
I'm not a big fan of MST3k. I would really like it except for those idiots at the bottom of the screen and make fun of the movie. It really gets on my nerves.
"when life gets complicated, I like to take a nap in a tree and wait for dinner" - Hobbes.
They've taken a movie that should have remained forever obscure and forgotten, and made it almost... popular. At least the some of the MST movies (like Godzilla and Hercules) have a campy retro value... Manos, however, is just a nightmare - and now it's on DVD!!
was some stinker of a flic that had, of all things, figure skating.
Well they had an overhead view of about 60 some-odd skaters in a + formation, spinning.
Well, they broke off into pairs and joined with another pair from a different leg of the + and Tom Servo spoke up with "And we see Cellular Mitosis begin!"
Very few times I've laughed so damn hard in my life... and a geek/science joke, of all things.
What sent me into hysterics is that is *excactly* what it looked like and what I was thinking.
I was asked "what is so damn funny" and could not breathe, much less explain.
I don't recall catching this particular episode.
Anyone care to 'splain?
If it is not on fire, it is a software problem.
Get it here. Or for the goataphobic: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005S8L6
Berrrrrr-wynnnnnn. Buy me a T-shirt will ya?
Despite the comic possibilities of the bathrobe with giant felt hands, my favorite episode has gotta be "Warrior of the Lost Worlds"
Lotsa good stuff, including an annoying talking motorcycle that repeats everything twice (think robotic, repetitive Jar Jar) with a video display screen that serves to display the MS Windows Starfield screen saver for the entire duration of the movie, and one of the best "bad guys" of all time: MegaWeapon. MegaWeapon is a black dumptruck covered in cardboard cones like so much spiky acne.
The only thing missing was the sampo..
I think someone told me that there was one episode of MST3K where the movie was so bad the Bots broke down; they were reduced to sobbing, unable to continue hurling sarcastic abuse, because the movie was just too bad... and Joel shouted at the mad scientists "Look what you've done!" and the mads looked ashamed. Was that this movie, some other one, or am I just confused?
steveha
lf(1): it's like ls(1) but sorts filenames by extension, tersely
See The Hand That Time Forgot by Richard Brandt for some interesting background information on the production of this film.
Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
I've forgotten how to breathe!
Darth Vader: Bring me the prisoners, I want them alive!!
Me: Well, except for the one I just strangled.
JET Program: see Japan, meet intere
Anyone else notice how many of the IMDB's 100 Worst Films have been on MST3K? Of course many of them are probably there because MST3K has gotten the required 20 people to watch them. Manos: the Hands of Fate is #2 ;)
"Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity" -Alvy Ray Smith
From IMdB's MST3k page, by
and on the same site by Joe Pranevich {knight@wave.lm.com}
If you want more detail read the basics about MST3k. An excerpt: Although the details of its premise have changed radically over its 11-year history, Mystery Science Theater 3000 has always been about one thing: making fun of bad movies.
The official show website is http://www.scifi.com/mst3000/ and here is a huge page of links from ibiblio.org. Apparently there are several tape trading sites, loads of fan sites, quotes pages, episode guides and so on.
There is an Official FAQ on the official Mystery Science Theater 3000 Information Club website, and another page of interesting looking MST3k-related junk at John's Mystery Science Theater 3000 WWW Page which makes the cut for this post because of course it's hosted on linuxsavvy.com (I think it's a private consulting company but I'm not associated with it).
Have fun!
Oh, yeah, I'd second the suggestion about the Geek's wishlist for 2002.
Christopher
Mozilla
- Good Night! Stay pink, soft, and oily!
- Uh... that's not how you wear your Depends, Torgo.
- You never had a poodle!
- You led me on, you gave me mixed signals...
- Boy, Russ Weatherwax really outdid himself with this dog!
Who's got more? C'mon! Post'em!Bush should have died, not Reagan -- Morrissey
Morrissey rides a cockhorse -- The Warlock Pinchers
...
Yeah I know! I like MST3K too!
The only thing I can think of that might be better would be "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"!
Joel: Oh, and would you like for Christmas, little crow?
Crow: I want to decide who lives and who dies!
Joel: Oh, I don't know...
I was always proud when going to high school that I was learning in the same class room that Joel Hodgeson was in. Unfortunatly, none of the local cable networks recieved the Comedy Channel/Comedy Central, so no one even knew what the show was. Good 'ol sleepy eyed Joel.
:^)
Ryan Fenton
Just think, it was getting to the point that this movie was going back into obscurity. Now there will be thousands of perfect digital copies for generations to come.
I love MST, but even they couldn't do much to make this watchable. If I remember correctly the first 30 minutes (seems that long anyway) has about 2 lines of dialogue... no opportunities for jokes
I/ve always wondered about a proper voting method that would take into account the volume of a response, but which would not be subject to ballot stuffing.
And let's face it, there are a number of small time flicks out there that would not make the big time for obvious reasons. The one that made the the worst movie of all time was a batwoman movie.
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
It's a shame that Hal Warren didn't get to bless us with more of his work before he died.
wait, no it isn't
there's more than one way to do me.
What you really meant to say was, "It's pretty good, but not quite as good as Mitchell!."
Mitchell!
If FOX can get them, MST3K sure as hell can, too!
--Sanfam
For those of you who live in or near Austin Texas, a local comedy group, Mr. Sinus Theater 3000, does live MSTk 3000 type of shows at the legendary Alamo Drafthouse. I reccomend the shows highly. They did Footloose, renacting the horrible Chicken-Tractor scene at halftime, using tricycles instead. I nearly passed out, but that could have been the beer.
To Quote the theme song: "We show movies live, not on TV, we show films with nudity..."
Less Talk, More Beer.
If *I* were Best Brains, I would release a collection by season. Charge us $75 a season, get all the episodes on DVD, and everyone goes home happy. If they keep releasing these things one DVD at a time, I'll grow old and die before I can collect them all. If they get them out now, say, a season a year, they can keep us coming back for, what, 10 years?
Anyway, I love MST3K, and I'm sorry there are no new episodes. But they still show reruns on the Sci-Fi Channel, saturday mornings at 9am MST.
Synergy is your friend
This is definately one of the greatest (and most PAINFUL) MST3K episodes ever! I might have to get a DVD player just to buy this!
...Something about... ROCK CLIMBING!
:^)
Ryan Fenton
If you watch MST3K on the Sci-Fi channel, the last episode to be shown on television will be December 29th. For more information on this, go the the official fan club site and scroll down to "THE FINAL SCHEDULE". Sci-Fi has not renewed their contract to show episodes past January. Even if they did, they could only show reruns; the set has long since been torn down and sold on Ebay.
My karma is high enough, please do not give more. That includes negative amounts.
...was The Castle of Fu Manchu. Deep, deep hurting.
--- Work, worry, consume, die. It's a wonderful life. -- Bill Griffith
Three words: Worst Episode Ever.
It's not MST3k's fault... they did the best they could with the source material that they chose. (Why they chose it is another matter altogether. Maybe it was a slow week for them or something.) Rather, the fault lies with the original movie. It's an utter piece of crap. Manos: the Hands of Fate is something that is so poorly written, so poorly directed, and so poorly produced that not even MST3k can save it and make it funny.
Now *that's* bad.
eudas
Blessed is he who expects the worst, for he shall not be disappointed.
"Dammit, son!"
"...but I'd like to take this trip is something a little bit safer."
"...more stylish."
Just think - someone actually edited Manos
Movies don't just happen. It's one thing to shoot a screwy movie - you may not really understand just how bad a film is if you don't see dailies - and I'm sure they didn't have dailies on Manos.
The true horror of the situation comes when you imagine someone in front of an editing setup actually trying to put that piece of crap together. That's when you have to realize that you're making an astoundingly bad movie. I must give credit to who ever it was who actually finished it - I never could have spent days and days on that crap. For some reason I'm imagining someone in Redmond coding away at some awful jumble of MS code. Dicipline and stick-to-it-iveness!
Firstly: Thank the gods other people think having Mike and the Bots on every DVD would be a good thing. And hey, they could have a short host segument before the movie, then the movie, then another short one after the flick. It'd be great! ;)
;)
Secondly: The reason Best Brains/Rhino doesn't put out whole seasons is because of the film rights. After many of these..."classic" flicks were shown to Joel/Mike and the Bots, the copyright holders quickly jacked up the price of using the films. Some people, like Sandy Frank, didn't know what Best Brains was doing to their movies, and they were furious. So for a lot of the movies, the rights have expired and the cost of getting them for video distribution is (apparently) higher than projected sales.
Now what I find interesting is that Best Brains themselves has released some new episodes on video. The thing is that Rhino's not involved in it, and they're from the Sci-Fi Channel years. They're available at mst3kinfo.com. That means that Best Brains owns the rights to these movies, and arn't going through a disto such as Rhino. Very interesting. Maybe people could lobby BBI hard enough that they'd release DVDs (Doubtful, but it never hurts).
And lastly, Sci-Fi is removing MST from their lineup after December. So watch and tape now, or check around for episodes. eBay has some general episodes, and private citizens have been known to have a large episode as well as rare tape collection.
--Reverend Raven
Desperate days demand dire deeds.
Many movies vie for the coveted crown of Worst Movie Ever Made. Most people typically award this mantle to Ed Wood's Plan Nine from Outer Space.
They are wrong.
You thought Plan Nine was bad? You thought Waterworld was bad? You thought Highlander II was bad? You have not experienced bad until you have endured the horror, the banality, the stunningly bewildering mess that is...
Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Most movies that people call "bad" are movies that merely failed to entertain them. Manos, however, will have you shaking your head in utter bewilderment as you ask yourself, "What were they thinking?" and, "How could they not know this sucked?" Filmed on grainy 8mm stock (and if it wasn't 8mm, it sure looks like it), the movie is in focus barely half the time, and poorly framed the other half. Scenes plod along at a glacial pace as "actors" stand around in utter silence as the camera continues rolling, waiting patiently for them to remember their lines, or at least ad lib one.
It is worth seeing, just to know that such things exist. You will be amazed. And not in a good way.
Schwab
Editor, A1-AAA AmeriCaptions
For example, the part when the scientists are apologizing for how bad the movie is won't make sense if this is your FIRST one.
I'd recommend starting with a Gamera or Godzilla movie. The movies are prob more familar, and the jokes are great.
**shudder**
-- @rjamestaylor on Ello
I take care of your screen while you're away.
HUZZAH!!!
I agree, but you should've provided some examples of good movies.
So, does the ManOS use a monolithi or microkernel? I've heard good things about the mst3k journaling filesystem.
Manos is relatively weak ... compared to this monstrosity. I have an episode recorded somewhere (maybe Cave Dwellers?) where, at the end, one of the bots states "This is THE worst movie we've ever been forced to watch!" and there ensues a great argument. They list *all* the nasties, and _Ring of Terror_ was the one that brought the house down. It was the only MST3K that ever put me to sleep, and that's saying a lot considering I used to stay up during the whole Turkey Day marathon each year.
Hey, for all of you guys who love the old MST3k episodes that *AREN'T* getting released: MST3k-DAP Also, on the zirc network in #dapcentral, and on edonkey2000, at, well, just check the above URL for that information.. Hasta luego, Exantrius
If you check www.mst3kinfo.com you can find that the Brains (mst3k production company) are selling a bunch of the SciFi episodes, as well as a new shorts tape with "Operation Venezuela" (originally planned for the MST3k interactive CD-ROM which never materialized).
I was lucky enough to see that one at their second convention in '96, and it's freakin funny. I hope they release some of the deleted scenes from the movie (like the meteor storm scene) soon.
PS I have over 100 episodes on video tape. Who wants to be a dear and buy me a DVD writer so I can convert them all over? You know you want to!
(-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
At one point hte prof was comparing ancient Samuri armour with European stuff and put up to diagrams side by side. They were obviously from differnet books as the european one was about twice as big. I couldn't help but shout out "The Japanese were a lot shorter!" when the prof says "You can see how differnet these warriors are."
There are only 15 peopel in the class, so I can't exactly hide either. Damn that Tom Servo!!!
In Soviet Russia you dant have to put up with these crappy jokes
I have all of the episodes so far released on DVD and on one side you have the normal episode and then on the other side is the movie without the mst3k alterations.
If you really want to suffer you can buy it for $15 from Something Weird.
I think the best part of Manos was/is the Chevrolet commercial at the beginning. I can only hope that's on the DVD as well.
I named my dog Torgo...
I guess that makes me The Master.
fnord
They can release all the MST3Ks they like, but until the killer shrews is released, I'll keep hoping for repeats on SciFi.
Jack Pallance in an MST... too funny to begin with. But the lines f*ing RULE. "I'll just follow your butt!" (orchestra hit sound effect) "Oh, maybe not" and "Oh look, *another* nice day!" are jsut too classic.
Mitchell is possibly the best of the best.... "Ohh, he's landed jsut short of the green" and "*pnat* *pant*, uhhhhh... there's gotta be a beer around here somewhere...." are too good.
Then again, Godzilla vs. Megalon is alos too damn good, as is Human Duplicators. Crap. How can you pick just one!!!!
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Manos, the Hands of Fate
I would have an ear that covers me like a shroud.
"It's kind of like having Joe Cocker as your bellboy."
Useless opinions, worthless observations, and more!
I was looking for something to do over the 4-day weekend anyway.. this is great :) I live in San Antonio, btw, so this is just a relatively short drive.
It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
... with Joel or Mike. That's what I'd like to see.
For episodes not available on Rhino VHS/DVD:
a group dedicated to preserving the episodes
does anyone know which episode has the wierd fifties farmyard documentary? all i remember is one of the bots going "no one knows why farmer brown is 200 years old."
but every time my sister or i say this to each other, the we both start cracking up and her husband thinks we're crazy.
anybody know?
london is drowning and i live by river
Most ppl who bash something like that haven't really experienced it. But dont worry, there's room in this world for people with closed minds. :)
ahem. i hope they include a commentary track.
Didn't see 'Red Zone Cuba' -- a film with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. At least 'Manos' was unintentionally funny at times.
U.S. Democracy: born 7/4/1776, died 12/12/2000 R.I.P.
I heard someone was making a sequel called "The Revenge of Torgo". Does anyone know about this?
The Moore-Murphy Law: The number of things that will go wrong will double every 2 years.
> This one is only funny if you're already a fan, otherwise the movie is just too amazingly bad to enjoy.
Ehhh, I stopped by a friend of mine a couple of years ago to see this thing called Mystery Science Theater 3000...and I found Manos hilarious.
I suspect that if you enjoyed that Quentin Tarantino vampire movie (whatever it was called, again), you'll love this one.
i wish the sci-fi channel would show the reruns a little later than 8am on a saturday. i'm usually just getting to sleep by then. and what about the older shows? i guess comedy central still owns them.
I have seen manos several times, I even own a copy. It is by far the worst movie ever made. If you get the MST3k version, it is at least somewhat watchable. Without their commentary, however, kiss your sanity goodbye. Why is it so bad?
We start out with 20 minutes of footage of corn fields being shot from a moving car. Most of these shots are the same, reused again and again. Little dialogue, nothing happens. Then we get to the cottage, where the family's car breaks down. Since it's dark, they obviously cannot drive home so they have to ask to stay. We meet Torgo, who is a centaur, with cloven hooves and all. The man who played Torgo killed himself a few weeks after the movie was made.
Torgo develops a crush on the mother. Wierd things happen. The master has a harem he dances with. There are some strange things involving dogs. The rest is too odd to describe. Worse still? They only had a camera with a 30 second film capacity, there is no scene longer than 30 seconds. They had no audio equipment, all vocies were dubbed later on. Poorly. In short, it's bad. Real bad.
This movie makes battlefield earth look like an oscar caliber movie. It makes you appreciate the plot of Plan 8 From Outer Space and even Glen or Glenda. It makes Nigh of the Lepus and The Stuff seem like well done movies. In short, the only movie I could think of that might possibly be worse is this, and I doubt it's even a real movie.
First scene of the exterior of the Death Star...
"Ooh, somebody has a nasty slice, but he can still chip it back onto the fairway."
I wish there was a choice that said "Factually Wrong -1" when I mod.
SCCtM was the first episode of MST3K that I ever saw. I wasn't quite sure what I was watching, but I was laughing my ass off at it.
I had the same problem, we didn't have the Comedy Channel where I lived. I was at my grandmother's fipping through the channels when I found it.
On a slightly related note. I remember as an ever younger child also at my grandmother's watching Nick at Night. There was a show that didn't have the video over-lay, but still had voice overs making fun of TV shows or something. All I can remember is from a spot for it, a doctor carrying a foot stool into an office, with the voice over saying, "here's that stool sample you ordered." Does anyone know what this show was?
For all the anal-retentive geek international standards enforcers out there, a link to something I wrote way back when complaining that "MST3K" is not a legal SI abbreviation.
Quite enlightening. They tried hard, I'll give them that. Still, I think they could have done better with $19,000 in 1967.
Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
He's the one behind our pain!
So most of my collection is, sadly, lost.
On a side note, I caught some of Barbarella the other day... man what a stinker. How yahoo gives it 3/5 stars is beyond me.
For those under 20 years old, Barbarella is like Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery *but* there are no funny punch lines, and the whole movie looks like it cost about $13.47 to make.
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Political discussion for a new world
Deep Impact? This movie sucks, armageddon outta here!
I think your comment made it to the wrong topic. Maybe the Bush plan for an "unhackable" network was what you were looking for?
Yea, I heard he's made of turtle meat.
It's really neat!
BTW, best episode ever? The Day the Earth Froze . With the short Here Comes the Circus... "Oh my god! They're doing it clown style!"
I thought the line for the gold would be much longer...
Insanity is the last line of defence for the master diplomat. But you have to lay the groundwork early.
...if you are a twisted, sadomasochistic lunatic.
Renting a movie is always fun. Its like christmas in its own way. You dont exactly know what you are getting, but you know it has to be good in some way. Imagine coming down christmas morning, and unwrapping the gift from that Uncle who always gives you cool stuff. Instead of a toy car, or teddy bear, you are presented with a worm-eaten maggot infested rotting Kidney covered in vomit and faeces. Multilply your horror by one million and you have my reaction to this movie. Some movies are so bad that they are funny. This movie is so awful it's not funny, not pathetic, not deserving of pity, its just awful. I urge all of you to invade your local video rental outlet and burn every copy of this movie and every one by this fertilizer salesman.
WOoOOOOooHooo!! PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL! WooOoo PACKERSSSS!
Heh, use gender neutral phrasing, and everyone on /. will assume male gender. Happens every time...
I believe that was "Mad Movies with the L.A. Connection"...? That title sticks in my head for some reason.