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  1. Re:Now I'll wait to buy a Mac on PPC 970 Confirmed for Apple? · · Score: 1

    This is my upgrade strategy: My PowerBook G4 667Mhz (read my user bio for full specs) is already over a year old, but it's still holding its own. Sure, I want a new 17 inch PB, but at > $3K a pop, I can't afford to buy a new PowerBook yearly, especially since I wouldn't want to eBay this one. So what I've decided is I'm going to wait until the PPC 970 PowerBooks come out, and then the speed advantage will be huge enough (not to mention the new version of OS X) that it'll be a somewhat-justifiable purchase.

    Of course, that's all theoretical unless I get a job. ;-)

  2. Re:Before you say it... on Nmap Featured in The Matrix Reloaded · · Score: 1

    Nah, they keep changing the code to prevent advancements... Did you think all the duplicate stories on slashdot was just a coincidence? Deja vu, my friend.

  3. Re:Sexy on Nmap Featured in The Matrix Reloaded · · Score: 1

    I suppose you've already tried "finger trinity"?

  4. Re:Uhm... on Nmap Featured in The Matrix Reloaded · · Score: 1

    Nonsense, everybody knows the Matrix is coded in Malbolge, that's why nobody understands it.

  5. Re:Uhm... on Nmap Featured in The Matrix Reloaded · · Score: 1

    Ummm... there IS a spoon. See?

    Hey, where's my spoon? Dang!

  6. Is there anyone out there... on Hybrid Robot Uses Rat Brain · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...who doesn't give a rat's ass about rat brains?

  7. Re:New Moderation System on The Ultimate Computer Chair? · · Score: 1

    - ATW - Anti-Troll Wording (+1, No Easy Jokes in Posting)

    I'm referencing stories about "glowing balls" or "making the GPL easier to swallow", things like that. :-)

  8. Re:I want .... on The Ultimate Computer Chair? · · Score: 1

    Nah, I want a chair that comes with sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads!

  9. Re:compromise on Hubbard Asks FreeBSD Hackers To Rename EDOOFUS · · Score: 4, Funny

    EdoofusBSD is dead!

  10. Re:Why? on Compute Google's PageRank 5 Times Faster · · Score: 5, Funny

    You missed a step:

    2026 - Google introduces helper bot known as "Agent Smith." Hackers who mess with the Matri, I mean Google, suddenly disappear.

  11. Re:Widescreen is better on Widescreen (Finally) Winning · · Score: 1

    Human vision (assuming both eyes work :-) is a (surprise!) eye-shaped oval field. I personally can see slightly over 180 degrees side-to-side, if I pan with my eyes.

    Innocently wondering, do ethnicalities with differently-shaped eye-openings see more/less? (I'm just a plain white dude. What did you expect?)

  12. Re:Mismatched solutions... on Widescreen (Finally) Winning · · Score: 1

    I once borrowed from the library a DVD that clamed to be widescreen, but you know what it really was?

    The IDIOTS encoded a letterboxed version of the movie as 4:3 video. So instead of the whole picture stretching across my 15" PowerBook's screen, the stupid thing was stuck at 4:3 sizing with stupid little black bars wasting resolution.

  13. Re:How?! on Widescreen (Finally) Winning · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'M a snob, a bigot, whatever, you insensetive clod!!!!

  14. Re:Yeah! on Widescreen (Finally) Winning · · Score: 1

    Only on slashdot would this be moderated "Informative".

    For those of us not that old, what the heck is a "zootsuit"?

  15. Re:Widescreen on Widescreen (Finally) Winning · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't care, I'm not happy until America's Funniest Home Videos is in widescreen HD!!!

    Why are you looking at me like that?

    OH!!! Duh. Uh, nevermind.

  16. Re:any bets on which game is ... on Half-Life 2 Coverage Appearing · · Score: 1

    Duke Nukem Forever!

  17. Re:Half Life on What Games Have Actually Affected You? · · Score: 1

    Heh... I got jumpy from Chex Quest... of course that was a while back. Anybody remember that game? Came in a box of chex cereal.

    But then I started using DOSDOOM with it and jumping on boxes and sniping off the flem-thingies with the respawn option on. That was fun for a while.

    And now all I ever play is 4x4 Evo 2. *sigh*

  18. Re:Don't forget sound... on Looking at Longhorn · · Score: 1

    In other words, windows should be like computers on TV and in the movies.

    (bleep bleep bleep ding! click click click whirrrrrrrrrr bzzjjuooowwwmmmmmm "NOOOOOO!!!!!" BOOOMMMM!!!!! GRR!!!!!!!!)

    Oops, sorry. Got a little carried away there. Seriously though, this is exactly what every computer in the movies or on TV has been doing for years, from the Lost in Space movie to Dark Angel on TV.

    Anyway, my opinion on this is that it should be an option. Most of the time, I have my volume muted, so sound effects would be a waste of my CPU cycles. However, once I move to my own house and have butt-kickin' speakers hooked up to my computer all day long, I just might want to have some sound effects, as long as they don't mess with any music I might be playing.

  19. Re:Please... on Looking at Longhorn · · Score: 1

    You just figured this out?

    You're new here, aren't you?

  20. Re:Alamogordo on Land Speed Record Broken: 0-6,400 in Six Seconds · · Score: 1

    That's probably what the payload was.

  21. Re:Turn on the lights. on Adventure Gaming: Rest In Peace? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot should be a text adventure game.

    You are on the main page, generated for you by a beowulf cluster of soviet russians.

    There is a troll's keyboard here.
    > GET KEYBOARD
    You are now carrying the troll's keyboard.

    Suddenly, a vicious troll appears and begins throwing flamebait at you!
    > THROW KEYBOARD AT TROLL
    You hit the troll!
    The troll vanishes in a puff of smoke!

    There is a troll's keyboard here.
    > GET KEYBOARD
    You are now carrying the troll's keyboard.
    > NORTH
    You are in a maze of duplicate stories, all alike.
    > HELP
    Mark rooms with the EVIL bit to tell if you've been there before.
    > SCORE
    With a karma of 28, you are a witty wanderer. Only 60 more points to become a wizard!

  22. Re:I think ... on Apple Announcement Broadcast Live · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They wouldn't have to BUY it if Al Gore invented it and he's on the board...

  23. Re:RTFP on The Virus Did It · · Score: 1

    Gee... how do you know all this?

  24. Re:Comments? on Write Your Own Laws With Patents · · Score: 1

    I have patented posting comments to this article, and nobody's going to pay $40 a pop to karma whore.

    BTW, you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

  25. Re:Adding data to ROMs? on Palm Memory Maximum Increased · · Score: 1

    According to the book, you'd need more than 128MB to store the whole Hitchhiker's Guide, and don't gimme nothing' about gzip or bzip2.

    Or did you just mean the book about the guide?