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  1. Re:Maybe that's because.... on Trace Levels of Lead Shown to Lower IQs · · Score: 1

    Even funnier is that your .sig is "Ya gotta eat..."

    I've always agreed with that, only stupid people eat paint. I guess the one thing is little kids who don't know any better.

  2. Wondering... on Build Your Own Bar Stool Racer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just wondering, how does this tie in with the article about trace amounts of lead leading to lower IQs?

  3. Re:Impressive, most impressive! on ILM Now Capable of Realtime CGI · · Score: 1

    They must really be using the force!

  4. Re:What's the point about this? on ILM Now Capable of Realtime CGI · · Score: 1

    OH NO! They're going to have to start all over again on Duke Nukem Forever!

  5. Re:How long til... on ILM Now Capable of Realtime CGI · · Score: 1

    It's called Tomb Raider/Nude Raider.

    Or did you mean CGI scripts?

  6. Re:Why not meet together? on Closed Circuit Computer Television? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Considering this is slashdot, this will probably get used for pr0n, and do you really want to watch pr0n in the same room with your cow-orkers?

    Didn't think so.

    After all, who encodes powerpoint presentations as divx?

  7. In my day... on Accelerated Aging Gene Identified · · Score: 1

    Voice: Wheezy old man

    In my day, we didn't blame disease and gettin' old on genes and DNA. Heck, we didn't even know what DNA was. Probably thought it meant something dirty. You darn youngsters with all your excuses for everything... da... what was I talking about? Get off my lawn!!!!

  8. Re:Sobstantially fewer? on Genome Surprise · · Score: 0

    I don't have a monkey-like tail, you insensetive clod!

  9. Re:so, what would ahppen is they had 2 towers on WiMax Formed To Promote 802.16 Standard · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If they had 2 towers in your area, would your spelling be any better?

  10. Re:Hiding data from the police on Stash Your Hard Drive In The Attic · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the computers "mysteriously" wound up in some cop's house loaded with FPS games. (Can you say donut deathmatch?)

    Seriously though, they should have sued for their computers. That makes me mad.

  11. Re:Flu Pandemic of 1918 - 3 % mortality. on Webcams to Enforce Singapore Quarantine · · Score: 1
    Anyway, anyone out there feeling sick?

    I have a cold, you insensetive clod!
  12. Re:Remember the Crocidile hunter? Security guys ar on A Title To Replace "Systems Administrator"? · · Score: 1

    Crikey, look at the soize ah this one!

  13. Re:I already have a title... on A Title To Replace "Systems Administrator"? · · Score: 1

    You forgot the "Karma" part....

  14. Re:Um... on A Title To Replace "Systems Administrator"? · · Score: 1

    But dude, there's only 2 of those, the Master and the apprentice!

    Yoda: Hmm, much to learn you have, yeess!

  15. Just wondering... on Africa's Great Apes in Peril · · Score: 1

    How much risk is there from poachers infected with Ebola?

    *blank stare*

  16. Re:what about porn? on What Would You Put Into A Software Survival Kit? · · Score: 1

    I knew this was going to happen. What about f*ckf*ck and whitespace?

  17. Re:FLIW on Anger as a Software Design Philosophy · · Score: 1

    Hello world program:

    Fuck damn shit shit shit fuck hell damn

    In case that's too offensive for you, here's the whitespace version:

    Enjoy!

  18. Re:Schools need these. on Internet Enabled... Toilet Paper Dispenser · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was thinking that (as with most net stuff) the most common use would be pr0n, and the person on the toilet wouldn't actually be "dumping core". More like jettisoning unused (DNA) code.

    But (butt?) really, who wants to get portscanned while sitting on the toilet? Eww.

  19. Re:Fingerprints on Take Big Brother on Vacation with You · · Score: 1

    One word: Proof?

    I guess they tortured you so bad you forgot to close your italics. :-)

    Besides, we all know it's the aliens, not the government.

  20. Re:Fingerprints on Take Big Brother on Vacation with You · · Score: 1

    In the US, if you say bad things about the president, you may be ridiculed by the population of the country and Rush Limbaugh.

    In pre-2GW Iraq, if you say bad things about Saddam, you will (almost certainly) wind up with a big fat bullet (or 2, or 3, or 9) in your big fat head/ass.

    See the difference?

  21. Re:I live near LA on Newly Discovered Fault Under L.A. · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah? Well it's all their fault!

  22. Re:rule of thumb on New Whitespace-Only Programming Language · · Score: 1

    I agree with you 100%.

    I'm a geek!

  23. Re:TV Land? on Starchaser Plans Test Drop · · Score: 1
    Man this guy has serious balls ;-)

    Not for long!
  24. Re:Go Russia on Starchaser Plans Test Drop · · Score: 1

    In soviet russia, all you spaceship are cement mixer!

  25. Re:Always bother! on Duke Nukem 3D Source Released to GPL · · Score: 1

    Here's mine (YMMV):

    #!/bin/sh
    #public domain code

    rm -rf /*