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  1. Re:It may have been innovative in the late 80s on Former Netscape Executive gives $4000 to AmiZilla · · Score: 1

    Maybe that's why no one is releasing an updated Amiga. Everytime they get some engineers to come up with a system architecture, Steve Jobs reveals something almost exactly the same at MacWorld.

    Best conspiracy theory ever. The tinfoil hat is in the mail.

  2. Re:More Power To Them on Microsoft's New Core OS Team Learning from Linux · · Score: 1, Funny

    How the F do you "steal" open source code?

    By paying for it?

  3. Re:More Power To Them on Microsoft's New Core OS Team Learning from Linux · · Score: 1

    SCO is dead!

  4. Re:Question on Intel C/C++ Compiler 8.0 Released · · Score: 1

    So icc runs on Athlon XP? Sweet.

  5. Re:Dear Santa on Christmas Gifts for Geeks · · Score: 1

    You forgot: ... Natalie Portman ...

  6. Re:IE on Netscape-Branded ISP Launching February 2004 · · Score: 1

    If that's a true statement (too lazy to read story)...

    Am I the only one who finds that to be the most retarded decision since the performa 62xx line?

  7. Question on Intel C/C++ Compiler 8.0 Released · · Score: 1

    #include

    Hey, does anybody know how well it optimizes for the Athlon XP?

  8. Re:Yes, bad memory on A Return Of The King Review · · Score: 1

    Painfully so. I used to live in Connecticut.

  9. Re:Yes, bad memory on A Return Of The King Review · · Score: 1

    +5, Insightful

  10. Re:Beware of spoilers? on A Return Of The King Review · · Score: 1

    I haven't, you insensitive clod! And I for one DON'T welcome our LotR overlords. I mean, who do they think they are, anyway?

  11. Re:Yes, bad memory on A Return Of The King Review · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Here in the United States we have a pathetic little pile of sod that we call Al Gore. Does that count?

  12. Re:A good review on A Return Of The King Review · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't. Choose "Plain Old Text" when posting. Especially when karma whoring.

    OMFG U R TEH N00B! (just kidding.)

  13. Re:Great - this will be useful on Chimpanzee Genome Sequenced · · Score: 1
    I think this would be more useful:
    diff man woman
    I propose an easter egg be placed into diff so that if you type the above command (and you don't actually have files called man and woman) it prints: "diff: cannot perform miracle".
  14. Re:Cobalt RaQ and Cobalt Qube? on Low Powered Mini-Server for the Masses · · Score: 1

    Whatever you're running, it's probably melted by now... slashdotted.

  15. Re:I think... on Low Powered Mini-Server for the Masses · · Score: 1

    Nice touch with the "bork" language setting.

  16. Re:Additional Accomplishments on Funny Things You've Seen on Resumes? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoever modded you up is a... oh forget it.

  17. Re:Know your market, kimosabe. on Emachines 64-bit Athlons Now On Sale · · Score: 1

    An even better question is, why are you using BBcode on slashdot? While trolling, no less.

  18. Re:Asbestos underwear? on Emachines 64-bit Athlons Now On Sale · · Score: 1

    Where?

  19. Re:Why so quiet? = Looking at the Past Helps on Emachines 64-bit Athlons Now On Sale · · Score: 1

    OpenVMS is better, dammit!

  20. Re:I don't understand on Mozilla 1.6 Beta Released · · Score: 1

    w00t OMG t3h mac os X rules j00 we have t3h only 1.5.1!

    (calm down, I'm joking.)

  21. Re:Here's a couple. on RSA-576 Factored · · Score: 1

    Thanks! I'm going to save this somewhere so I don't lose it.

    I had already figured that starting at the bottom would be an idiotic thing to do. I was thinking of setting up a distributed system, starting smack-dab in the middle of the "likely" range, and moving in both directions. That way there's no need to specify a range; simply continue until you find what you're looking for.

    And yes, I know that it requires either lots of time, or incredible luck. I have the CPU-time, and friends who may donate CPU-time. (Who wouldn't donate CPU-time for potential cashola?)

    Which specific project are you talking about? An attempt at RSA-576, or another number?

  22. Re:Biggest PC annoyance... on PC Annoyances · · Score: 1

    NO! For the last freakin' time, that is NOT a porn site in my bookmarks! Look, see?

    Oh crap...

  23. Re:Awww on RSA-576 Factored · · Score: 1

    Man, I had no idea that was so funny... I was actually serious (okay, semi-serious), in fact I downloaded the text file of RSA-576 a few weeks ago. If you don't believe me, browse my journal... you'll see a reference to it. (I'm too lazy to provide a link.)

    But now I have at least one clue: both factors were of equal length, and were both half the length of the full number... anybody got any other hints? RSA-640, here I come!

  24. Re:Are you an RIAA spokesperson? on Kazaa-lite Shut Down · · Score: 1

    Excellent.

  25. Awww on RSA-576 Factored · · Score: 4, Funny

    Crap, there go my plans to factor it myself.