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  1. Or, translated in plain english on Renault Opens Up the 'Car As a Platform' · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The automotive market is ultra-saturated, fewer people buy cars because of the crisis these days, so we'll come up with any useless concept to sell them.

  2. Re:This could go horribly wrong. on FCC OKs On-Body Medical Networks · · Score: 1, Funny

    God forbid some poor people ended up next to each other and interfered with each other

    Look at the bright side: in a few years time, when everybody has their very own body network, you'll be able to say "hey sweety, care if I insert my connector into your hub for some data sharing? No no, not there, the head socket will do just fine".

  3. Why wireless on FCC OKs On-Body Medical Networks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In some instances, like communicating to implants from the outside without breaching the skin barrier, I can understand the use of radio signals - although induction sounds simpler, less power-hungry and more localized to me.

    But for implant-to-implant communication? This reminds me furiously of the wireless bicycle odometer idiocy, whereby a transmitter is used to transmit wheel rotation signals a couple of feet up to the odometer proper, using two batteries instead of one, and making the entire thing more expensive, less reliable and more prone to signal jamming, just for the sake of not running a 2-ft cable up a brake cable.

    If they're going to implant devices in someone's organism, they should just run wires under the skin: bio-compatible materials exist that wires can be made of (heck, they're already implanting the devices anyway), they'll get better throughput and latency, the devices will require less power, will be less complicated, and more importantly, will be immune to outside signals.

  4. Re:It'd be nice if ... on The IOCCC Competition Is Back · · Score: 4, Informative

    Maybe I'm a little older than you think? :)

  5. Re:It'd be nice if ... on The IOCCC Competition Is Back · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Most C coders seem to achieve obfuscation without any additional incentive.

    You got it wrong: bad coders create bad code. Good coders know how to create good code. In any language.

    When someone knows C well enough to create a truly obfuscated or compressed piece of portable C code that follows the rule of the language to a tee, i.e. that can be compiled strict or linted, and wins the IOCCC, it's a very good sign that this someone can create excellent C code.

    I should know, I won the IOCCC years ago, and used it many times in my resume. When would-be employers told me "what's the IOCCC?", I knew they weren't going to be good employers. When they told me "oh, I see you won the IOCCC", they knew I could code good C, and I knew they groked what I did. Winning the IOCCC helped me land a job a few times.

  6. Shake hands with a junkie on Device Detects Drug Use Via Fingerprints · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... false positive.

    Scrub hands thoroughly just before the test: you're in the clear.

    TFA says the system is impossible to cheat. I'd like to see this presumptuous statement put to the test and stats released to believe it.

  7. Retrain on How Do I Get Back a Passion For Programming? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do like I did: retrain and start a new career. I used to be an overworked software project manager with the love of coding drained out of me, and now I'm a happy gunsmith.

    It's never too late to go back to school. No sense in living a life you don't like, you only have one life and you need to enjoy it to the fullest.

  8. Pff, nothing new on Experimental Virtual Graphics Port Support For Linux · · Score: 1

    Stick a webcam in front of the screen, compress/pipe webcam output to the remote client. Voila, instant 3D remote display!

  9. Re:As a synthetic microbiologist on Computer-Controlled Cyborg Yeast · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually, the best way to sell it is to call it iYeast and say it's a cloud-based service.

  10. Re:Heavy metals? on 10-Centimeter Single-Celled Organisms Photographed 6 Miles Underwater · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't be the only one thinking that an organism that is simple and can absorb heavy metals sounds almost too good to be true. Sounds like something that *could* be easy (in relative terms) to genetically modify for cleaning up toxic areas.

    My neighbour's teenager absorbs great quantities of heavy metal every day (to the dismay of the entire neighborhood), doesn't seem to possess an IQ much higher than a single cell organism, lives in a toxic area he calls his "bedroom", and I can guarantee you no amount of genetic engineering is likely to convince him to clean it...

  11. Re:A bit short sighted on Canadian Company Plans Solar-Powered Heavier-Than-Air Airships · · Score: 2

    It doesn't use up the helium though .. once it's filled it's full.

    Yeah, I kept those party balloons I got at my 15th birthday, I reuse them every year and they're doing great...

  12. Re:A bit short sighted on Canadian Company Plans Solar-Powered Heavier-Than-Air Airships · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh the humanity...

  13. Something's coded stupidly methink on 100,000 iPhones Overwhelm Activation Server · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Activating" a cellphone means little less than recovering a few personal details from the new customer, the phone's serial number or equivalent, stuffing everything in a database, working out some magic number based on some algorithm and send it back to the phone. Big deal... I can write an application like that without even being a specialist and not hose a small server with a million requests a day, let alone 100,000...

  14. Re:Facebook? Really? on SEO Via DNS "Piggybacking" · · Score: 2

    Facebook's entire history is one of shady behind-the-user's-back shit.

  15. First time accepted submitter what? on Blue Coat Denies Its Devices Helping Syrian Gov't · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what's the deal with that "first time accepted submitter" thing? What does it bring to the story? Why do we care?

  16. Re:This is rediculous on HADOPI To Disconnect 60 People In France · · Score: 1

    You can't possibly allow people to be permenently disconnected from the internet. To me personally, that is denial of freedoms. We couldn't enjoy things like Facebook.

    I would think any law forcing people out of Facebook is a good law.

    Perhaps you should have used denied access to Wikipedia as an example of a true loss in the lives of HADOPI victims instead...

  17. Re:Note to self... on Severe Arctic Ozone Loss · · Score: 1

    Note to self... Don't sun-bathe in the arctic...

    Good advice for anybody living around the arctic circle, as "a day out basking in the sun" there translates into a 6 month exposure and an epic sunburn.

  18. Creative accounting on Anti-Piracy PI Talks About Building Cases Against File-Sharers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Years ago, I decided to get rid of my car and go by bicycle for personal transportation. For fun, I tried to evaluate the impact of my choice on the economy as a whole, taking into account, amongst other things:

    - On the pro side: lesser oil consumption on my part, lesser burden on the national insurance system because I'm healthier, supporting the bicycle industry by purchasing bike parts, etc...

    - On the con side: hurting automobile sales, which in turn contributes to layoffs, unemployment, hurting indirect jobs, etc...

    I found that I had to make wild assumptions to come up with figures, and the further I went from the immediate impact of my decision, the dicier it was to come up with believable figures. But what I also found is that I could come up with an impressive and very serious-looking spreadsheet sheet that either proved that I had caused millions in damage to the economy, or vice-versa, depending on the premises I had chosen.

    In short, you can make figures say anything, and even if they're BS, if they're presented in a synthetic, professional way, they still look credible.

  19. Re:Android is next... on Intel Drops MeeGo · · Score: 2

    Oh man... Android is FAR from unprofitable for Google. Sure, the OS itself doesn't generate any revenue, but it's a platform Google has control over (that alone is invaluable) and with which they can push their shit your way (more $ there).

    Android is the proverbial cheap razor that allows Google to sell blades.

  20. Yeah, just great... on Intel Shows RealVNC Embedded In the BIOS · · Score: 1

    Using VNC, one can now power down, power up, reboot, go into the BIOS, mount disk images on the network

    ... watch what your employees are doing,

  21. Re:An evolution from magnetohydrodynamics... on Pumping Fluid With No Moving Parts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Magnetohydrodynamics has been around for quite a while and has long been one of the holy grails of submarine propulsion with prototypes existing now for years.

    Pfft, soviet submarines have had MHD drives since 1984. I saw a documentary about it in 1990...

  22. Re:Blame the market on $300M To Save 6 Milliseconds · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fractional reserve banking actually creates money. It doesn't create an artificial scarcity.

    Yep, it creates money and debases it in the process. So you're correct, it doesn't create artificial scarcity, but it creates real poverty in the long term for those who have a little money.

  23. Re:Proof that the system is corrupt on $300M To Save 6 Milliseconds · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This kind of thing is the direct proof that the way the stock exchange is built is deeply flawed. Why don't they try to build it on sounder bases than "the fastest takes all" ?!?

    I heard some european head of state (Sarkozy perhaps) suggest that stock transactions be taxed based on speed, i.e. speculators who buy and sell very fast to make a quick buck get taxed a lot, but real investors who're in for the long run and keep their stock for a long time don't. That sounds like a great idea to me. With a scheme like that, the super-fast transatlantic cable would make speculators be taxed even more heavily.

  24. Re:Hmm, I might consider it on After Firing CEO, Yahoo Puts Itself Up For Sale · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've never had fond memories of using Yahoo: their front page has always been bloated, I preferred Altavista search results back when it existed for real, Yahoo made a mess of Egroups when they bought it and turned it into the loathsome Yahoo Groups of today...

    I say good riddance.

  25. Re:Theldala gonna to be gettin' PAID! on TSA Groper Files Suit Against Blogger · · Score: 1

    Without knowing more details, it's impossible to say for sure. And honestly, since it is a my-word-against-yours situation ... Absent a confession from either party that "yeah, I did it" or "yeah, I made the whole thing up", it's quite likely no one will ever be able to say 100% for sure what happened.

    Well that's the thing: unless the whole event was grossly obvious and happened in front of witnesses who are willing to testify, or the victim had a hidden camera in her vagina, you can be sure it will be the victim's word against the TSA agent's. And in a country like the US today, the one with a badge and a uniform tends to prevail.