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After Firing CEO, Yahoo Puts Itself Up For Sale

Reeses writes "Fare thee well, Yahoo: In addition to firing CEO Carol Bartz, Yahoo's board has now put the company up for sale. From the article: 'It was once the world's leading search engine, its founders held talks about a merger with Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation – and it even managed to fend off a $44bn takeover bid by Microsoft. But Yahoo has put itself up for sale, after firing its chief executive of 18 months Carol Bartz by phone.'"

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  1. Hmm, I might consider it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have fond memories of using it briefly between Alta Vista and Google.

    I'll offer $1

    1. Re:Hmm, I might consider it by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've never had fond memories of using Yahoo: their front page has always been bloated, I preferred Altavista search results back when it existed for real, Yahoo made a mess of Egroups when they bought it and turned it into the loathsome Yahoo Groups of today...

      I say good riddance.

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    2. Re:Hmm, I might consider it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yahoo made a mess of Egroups when they bought it and turned it into the loathsome Yahoo Groups of today...

      I say good riddance.

      i just hope that Star Trek Continuing Voyages will still have a home.

    3. Re:Hmm, I might consider it by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      I never really used yahoo either, preferring ask.com and web crawler in those dark days before google.

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    4. Re:Hmm, I might consider it by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Yahoo has always been relentless in destroying everything they buy.

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    5. Re:Hmm, I might consider it by sootman · · Score: 1

      The way I remember it, using Yahoo in '96/'97 would give you few results that were generally good. When searching, I'd start with Yahoo, and of it gave too few results (I remember doing searches for things and literally getting back less than a dozen results, if any) I'd try AltaVista, which would give tens of thousands of results on the same search terms. I'd go through up to about ten pages of results and about half the time I'd find what I wanted.

      Anyway, no company--not Yahoo, not Google, not Apple, not Microsoft--is all good or all bad. Things are never that simple. Yahoo has done some cool things, and if they dry up and blow away, it will be sad and a loss.

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    6. Re:Hmm, I might consider it by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      The yahoo page wasn't always bloated. This was may back like the 1996 days. Even another site said they were yahoo without the popups and banners. I have an email account there still. I it got when yahoo was giving out 6MB email accounts. Again that was when most email accounts were 2MB. Looks like I'll have to get another email account. I really do not like the new email layout anyway. Now I am going to have to update everyone on my email address. dammit.

      I know I'll get slammed fro not running my own email server, or my own domain. I still do not need my own domain for what I do.

    7. Re:Hmm, I might consider it by Dishevel · · Score: 0

      Now I am going to have to update everyone on my email address. dammit.

      I know I'll get slammed fro not running my own email server, or my own domain. I still do not need my own domain for what I do.

      Or maybe get slammed for not migrating your email to something else at about the time you knew Yahoo was going down.

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    8. Re:Hmm, I might consider it by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Yahoo! had its place. Between the Large BBS's (AOL, Prodigy, Compuserve.) Where information was categorized and had easy navigation but stored at the Company, and the Google and the Wide Open Internet, where you need to search for what suits you.
      Yahoo! was good at the time categorizing the information and giving you links to what was useful.

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    9. Re:Hmm, I might consider it by eminencja · · Score: 0

      > Clinton, Obama, and the Housing Crisis; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivmL-lXNy64#t=2m10s

      I didn't know you could link to a certain time point in a YT movie (#t=2m10s).
      Now, mod this up as informative.

    10. Re:Hmm, I might consider it by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > I've never had fond memories of using Yahoo: their front page has always been bloated,

      [Oblg.]
      http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/443/yahoovsgoogle1996to2005ys4.png

      Why Yahoo jumped the shark -- they couldn't focus on one thing and do it well. Jack of all trades, master of none.

    11. Re:Hmm, I might consider it by syockit · · Score: 1

      *ahem* it's askjeeves.com

      I, OTOH, fancied Infoseek's search within result feature

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  2. Moral of the story.... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    if the CEO has no personal deep financial stake in the company's success, then they are worthless.

    Require a CEO to buy a large chunk of your company. IT's why the people that built the company are always far more successful at running it than some idiot that got his masters in Business Administration, and has connections.

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    1. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be shocked how many "smart" business people don't understand that one simple rule.

    2. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The main reason the founders are more successful is that if they're not very good at it, the company never gets off the ground, and you just don't hear about it. Natural selection, let's call it. Unfortunately, you can't choose their successor the same way - you can't have many iterations of the company, each managed by different potential successor, and then choose the best one.

    3. Re:Moral of the story.... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, that theory captures an incomplete picture of the founder effect:

      Requiring the CEO to buy a chunk of the company can provide them with a greater financial stake in the company's success, or it can just provide them with the incentive to axe the R&D department, pump out a few quarters that Wall Street loves, and give themselves a giant bonus in the form of "shareholder value" before moving on...

      If anything, having a CEO without major holdings(and without a "Congratulations, you fucked up!" bonus larger than a peon's lifetime earnings, if that isn't to scary to think about) might actually help ensure that they take the long view; because they don't have the same financial incentive to pump, loot, and leave.

      Founders(except of built-for-acquisition jobs) tend to have major holdings and personal emotional investments, and it takes both to make them do what they do...

    4. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes you can, they're called business units. If someone is managing a substantial part of your company brilliantly, give them the whole company.

    5. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Requiring your CEO to personally buy a large chunk of the company doesn't really make any sense. Yahoo has a $17bn market cap, there aren't a lot of people who can afford a "large chunk" of that and are also looking for a job. However, despite lacking your brilliant advice, the rest of the business world already figured this out a few decades ago with the concept of stock options. Also, for the record, when Bartz was hired she was given 5m shares of Yahoo and an $18m equity grant in stock, so it's pretty safe to say she had a "deep personal financial stake". Any more pearls of wisdom you'd care to share with us?

    6. Re:Moral of the story.... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I don't agree with your thesis.

      I think a CEO can be a professional. Certainly they can also be "some idiot" with an MBA, but he/she can also be a professional. Certainly having some founder's son in charge who happens to own a bunch of the company doesn't make you inherently better off as a stockholder than having a professional in charge. Many formerly successful companies have died at the hand of the founder's children.

      But most of all, I don't think that people who build companies are "always far more successful". First of all, most companies fail - so right off, most people who build companies fail. A few companies either get lucky with timing or innovate in some way, and many of these companies are built around their founder's unique personality. The founder doesn't necessarily have a business education, and probably isn't prioritizing very long-term sustainability. When the founder dies or is otherwise displaced, a company that is built around his unique personality is never going to be the same. Some will adapt and be just fine (IBM), and others will wither and die (A&P).

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    7. Re:Moral of the story.... by SlippyToad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Better yet, why not bar all forms of golden parachute compensation. If the CEO is fired, they're FUCKING FIRED, not given a huge handjob on the way out the door.

      Our corporate culture rewards failure rather than success, which is why our economy sucks so badly.

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    8. Re:Moral of the story.... by Xest · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So why is Steve Ballmer so shit?

      Honestly, I don't think it's that at all. I think it's that "business" folk in general are shit. They're great at fiddling spreadsheets, and ensuring they get awesome payouts for the most random reasons, and they're great at acquiring companies, ripping them to shreds and making headlines that give investors hardons.

      But to actually innovate and get a company to produce a worthwhile product? No they're fucking useless.

      The reason original founders do well isn't because they have a stake in the company, but because they are genuinely interested in what the company does- they came up with the idea they did because that idea appeals to them personally. This is why Ballmer sucks- because he's a businessman and doesn't give a flying fuck about software, it's why the company did so well under Gates.

      This is why Google dumped Schmidt and handed things back to Larry, because Schmidt is a businessman. He's great at lobbying politicians and so forth, but creating worthwhile and innovative new products? That's not really Schmidt's area of expertise.

      Really you need both to an extent, but there's a common pattern between all these companies who have lost their CEOs who were genuinely interested in the product of their company and replaced them purely with "business leaders" - they've all gone to shit.

    9. Re:Moral of the story.... by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      Part of the golden parachute is being a fall guy for things you did not cause.

      The board makes a decision which cannot turn out well and you follow it as directed despite logging opposition to that decision Bad things happen and someone (you) are to take the blame for the implementation of that decision.

      The payment for leaving is for not arguing or airing bad laundry.

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    10. Re:Moral of the story.... by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wrong approach. All employees and executives must NOT own any common stock. Instead, they should have employee stock. Upon getting a job with a company, employee gets a set amount of employee stock. No bonus are given. Instead, dividends are paid to employees or (employees AND common stock). With this approach, all have a common interest in seeing the company make the most money possible over a long term. With your approach, executives have a strong incentive to play the stock market game, instead of focusing on the company's long term gains.

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    11. Re:Moral of the story.... by maxume · · Score: 1

      If it were well understood what it took to be a successful CEO, they would likely earn far less money (the implied thesis here is that such knowledge would far expand the pool of candidates; maybe it would restrict it...).

      A great example of an actual effective CEO that is not a founder is Alan Mulalley. So it is at least possible for a non founder to do a good job.

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    12. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Require a CEO to buy a large chunk of your company"

      With the ridiculous amounts of money you pay them to work for the company?!

      You could just pay them less, you know.

    13. Re:Moral of the story.... by voss · · Score: 1

      Like George W. Bush our first MBA president.

      Unfortunately we cannot get the chinese to send some Taiwanese whiz kid (afterall being our largest bondholder they do have a stake in our success) :)

    14. Re:Moral of the story.... by NormalVisual · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It doesn't always work like that though. Case in point - Paul Pressler understood retail very well, and did a fine job running the Disney Store retail subsidiary of the Walt Disney Company. When he was given more responsibility in the form of managing the much larger Parks and Resorts subsidiary, it became quickly and painfully obvious that he didn't understand that market *at all*, and cost the company a lot of money due to his incompetence.

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    15. Re:Moral of the story.... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      yup. That is the major cause of America's short-term focus. However, better than their not being allowed to own stock, is to instead require the use of employee stock. If you work at the company, you get employee stock that can not be traded. With this approach, employees have a strong incentive to make the company successful.

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    16. Re:Moral of the story.... by maxume · · Score: 2

      Our economy doesn't suck because of the ways most businesses are run (the ones that stay in business generally manage to at least cover their expenses...).

      Our economy sucks because we cling to the notion that capital and other forms of wealth are scarce, whereas the reality is that productive capacity has reached the point where most needs can be easily met.

      (There are huge disparities in consumption across the world, but I would argue that this is 'merely' an organizational problem, a problem that further enjoys being mired in historical politics, not an actual problem of our civilizations ability to make things)

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    17. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so... you think tying variable compensation to stock performance for all employees will REDUCE incentive to play the "stock market game" (by which I presume you mean working to show short term market performance)?

    18. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true. Add to that some CEOs are taken on by floundering companies purely to be a figurehead when they go down. The main shareholders get time to dispense of their stock onto unsuspecting punters over a year or two, and then the company is left to its final death throes.

      The token CEO gets lots of money knowing what's going on, and the rich get their money out. This doesn't make headline news, or any news, because the companies are 1000 employees. Such CEO have a long history of being the head of companies going down the shitter within a couple of years of joining, one after the other.

    19. Re:Moral of the story.... by backslashdot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Lou Gerstner .. IBM didn't make him buy a huge chunk of the company .. hell the dude couldnt even operate a computer .. he was the former CEO of Nabisco ... but he turned things around at IBM .. so no huge financial stake isn't the answer. In fact it may lead to greed-based short term decisions.

      Steve Jobs .. he owns more of Disney than he does of Apple .. and took a $1 salary. Obviously his main motive wasn't money ..rather making Apple the greatest company in the history of the world.

      There are plenty of other examples as well. Financial carrots aren't necessarily best. And also, the most important factor is the horse, not the carrot.

    20. Re:Moral of the story.... by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      Yes there will always be exceptions .. just because evolution can produce a Dodo bird once in a while doesn't mean it can't produce great things as well.

    21. Re:Moral of the story.... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Yes, because the variable performance is earnings over expenses, not the stock price.

    22. Re:Moral of the story.... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      seriously, the reason for not airing bad laundry is the interview for the next job - you do not want to turn up to an interview with the guy hiring you reading all about the nasty bitchy things you said about your previous company in the newspaper.

      The board makes decisions you don't like, then quit. The CEO is part of the board don't forget, its not some personal fiefdom where you and only you are the guy who has to do everything. Its not much different from being one of the peons whose boss and/or peers and/or upper management make a decision that you disagree with.

      Payments for leaving despite making an almighty f***up are just plain wrong.

    23. Re:Moral of the story.... by diersing · · Score: 1

      Remind me, how much Apple stock does Tim Cook own?

    24. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mulalley? maybe.. he does get a lot of praise.. but you know he oversaw the Dreamliner at Boeing, right? The one that has been repeatedly delayed, and that outsourced major parts to outside companies. He left right before the shit hit the fan (publicly.. he couldn't have known about it before it was all over the newspapers, right?).

    25. Re:Moral of the story.... by ArhcAngel · · Score: 2

      But this is more common than the Dodo.

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    26. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come work for me for free and I'll give you 100% of the employee stock that cannot be traded. You can keep yourself warm and fed by looking at how much value you have in the stock.

    27. Re:Moral of the story.... by rtaylor · · Score: 3

      There is a huge different in leadership requirements for a startup with zero to 3 employees versus an established firm with several thousand employees

      Very few founders make that transition well. Most founders have a difficult time of letting go of the micromanaging and trying to take part in everything in order to scale beyond themselves.

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    28. Re:Moral of the story.... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1
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    29. Re:Moral of the story.... by Antarius · · Score: 2

      Better example: Ray Kroc.

      He took a small hamburger place called "McDonalds" and made it into a slightly bigger hamburger place. You might have heard of it. ;)

    30. Re:Moral of the story.... by lavalyn · · Score: 1

      So the CEO gets very good pay for things they didn't cause either? Don't give me that when a company fails it's always due to market circumstances (justifying the parachute) but when it's successful it's due to sound leadership (justifying the very high compensation).

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    31. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the golden parachute is being a fall guy for things you did not cause.
      The board makes a decision which cannot turn out well and you follow it as directed despite logging opposition to that decision Bad things happen and someone (you) are to take the blame for the implementation of that decision.

      Oh, you mean that they will be treated like every other employee? Obviously they need extra millions for that.

      If it's because they might be fired, then they should be limited to 6 months salary of the lowest paid employee of the company, that's about $7,500 more than anyone else would get when upper management makes a stupid decision which cannot turn out well and they follow it as directed, despite objections, and then take the blame.

    32. Re:Moral of the story.... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Sorry, second link is $8M, not 8M shares.

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    33. Re:Moral of the story.... by swillden · · Score: 2

      Come work for me for free and I'll give you 100% of the employee stock that cannot be traded. You can keep yourself warm and fed by looking at how much value you have in the stock.

      It would have to be dividend-paying stock, or would have to convert to common stock at some point in the far future. But it's not a bad idea, and it might be useful if implemented well.

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    34. Re:Moral of the story.... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Yes, very true.

      However, I noticed that you didn't mentions that Obama is proving to be quite an ineffective community organizer in chief.

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    35. Re:Moral of the story.... by nschubach · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IE: The Peter Principle.

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    36. Re:Moral of the story.... by UnresolvedExternal · · Score: 1

      Yup I totally agree - that's the way Lehman Brothers used to work and that went... err... well...

      Being glib sorry!

    37. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our economy sucks because the government is ethically weak and has been weak for too long... The government is out of control and forgets that it is intended to serve the people, not the people serving and supporting it. Since the government is ethically weak, it allows certain industries and companies to get away with things, like tax breaks, eliminating competition (no doubt Lehman and Bear helped), making companies like Exxon the most profitable in history.

      When the government at best has $300 office chairs from Staples, then I will believe the waste and corruption may be ending (or the tax payers have been taxed to death)

    38. Re:Moral of the story.... by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      There is a way to FIX the problem of seagull managers, of overpaid CEOs, of underpaid investors, to fix the problem, not to apply band aids to it.

      Stop destruction of money by inflation and stop allowing the Federal reserve to monetize Treasury debt.

      This problem of overpaid CEOs, of non-existing dividend yields is found in USA more than in any other place, and it's because the business shares (corporate bonds) are not bought with a vision of investment, so most people are buying shares to flip them, not to hold them and not be actual investors to get dividends and to participate in the company's success.

      The reason that people are not doing it is because the entire stock market in USA is turned into a giant casino by all this "free" money (it's not really free, you pay for it with insane inflation but the point stays). All this currency that is printed by the Fed and is lent at no interest, combined with the treasury bonds that yield some tiny interest allow making some "safe" steady profit stream (why are all these banks so "profitable" all of a sudden? What, you think they are smart?)

      The problem is that there is no reason to pay dividends to shareholders. The expectation is not of being an investor, but instead of being a short term speculator. The incentive is not to hold an investment to get dividend, but to hope that the purchase will go up in price and to make the difference quickly. The reason is that the inflation is insanely huge - over 10%, close to 13% and it's been there for a long time, easily starting from 1971 (defaulting on the promise to pay gold for reserve notes).

      With an inflation like that nobody can compete in providing a meaningful dividend yield. The money is cheap, so many people just gamble, and they gamble REGARDLESS of whether there is dividend yield or there isn't one, so there is no incentive to pay it.

      Without paying dividends to the investors, the money can be then spent on insane CEO payments and management bonuses.

      The system is broken, but applying band aid solutions won't help until there is a clear understanding why the system is broken.

    39. Re:Moral of the story.... by nikkipolya · · Score: 1

      Gerstner was a tough, no-nonsense guy. Just like Bartz. Both were good at streamlining operations, cutting jobs, cutting costs, improving the bottom-line etc. Had Gerstner been the CEO of Yahoo, I bet he would have screwed up too. The thing is, it's just not their forte.

      Yahoo needed/needs a visionary, someone who can give it a direction, and a sense of purpose. Someone who can cull the wrong people, and put the right people in charge to realize the dream. Technology is no retail or brick and mortar business. It's no AutoCAD too.

    40. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not trolling or anything, but what you're describing is a small bit of Marxist Communism. Careful dodging those torches and pitchforks!

    41. Re:Moral of the story.... by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      They used to call that "profit sharing" back in the day. That was before the "options" games.

    42. Re:Moral of the story.... by sootman · · Score: 5, Informative

      > Requiring the CEO to buy a chunk of the company can provide them with a greater
      > financial stake in the company's success, or it can just provide them with the incentive
      > to axe the R&D department, pump out a few quarters that Wall Street loves, and give
      > themselves a giant bonus in the form of "shareholder value" before moving on...
      >
      > If anything, having a CEO without major holdings... might actually help ensure
      > that they take the long view...

      It's not either/or. There are ways to give someone a stake in the company and make it in their best interests to stick around and do good work. From last month's news about Apple's new CEO...

      In connection with Mr. Cook's appointment as Chief Executive Officer, the Board awarded Mr. Cook 1,000,000 restricted stock units. Fifty percent of the restricted stock units are scheduled to vest on each of August 24, 2016 and August 24, 2021, subject to Mr. Cook's continued employment with Apple through each such date.

      At the moment, those one million shares are worth about $400 million. It's entirely possible he'll become a billionaire as Apple's CEO.

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    43. Re:Moral of the story.... by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      I'm a strong believer in the Peter Principle, that "in a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence". If someone is managing a substantial part of your company brilliantly it's best to let them continue to do it. If that person wants the whole company and you believe they can pull it off then by all means, let them have it, but never just give someone the reins because you think they can do it.

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    44. Re:Moral of the story.... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      The CEO is part of the board don't forget, its not some personal fiefdom where you and only you are the guy who has to do everything.

      Um, no. You appear to be confusing the CEO with the chairman of the board, who aren't (or, least generally, shouldn't be) the same person. The CEO *is* the head guy who does everything. He reports to the board, which holds him responsible for results. He does not usually sit on the board himself.

    45. Re:Moral of the story.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      the micromanaging seemed to work well for Jobs and Apple...

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    46. Re:Moral of the story.... by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      and without a "Congratulations, you fucked up!" bonus larger than a peon's lifetime earnings

      I laughed a bit at that, and then I felt incredibly sad for some reason...

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    47. Re:Moral of the story.... by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's because Taiwan isn't under the control of the Chinese Government? Maybe we can get one from the Mainland, or if the Taiwanese wiz kid is worth it we could have China fund a war where we take over Taiwan and give it to them?

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    48. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, you can't choose their successor the same way - you can't have many iterations of the company, each managed by different potential successor, and then choose the best one.

      ...or CAN you?

    49. Re:Moral of the story.... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      What about that Apple guy named Steve? I hear he's still on the payroll and receiving a 'small' salary.

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    50. Re:Moral of the story.... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I'd agree that Obama hasn't done nearly enough however he hasn't had the most supportive Congress either. But let's highlight Obama worked as a community organizer for 3 years after college and before he went to Havard Law and ignore that he taught law at University of Chicago, became a state senator then a US senator.

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    51. Re:Moral of the story.... by schlesinm · · Score: 1

      Better yet, why not bar all forms of golden parachute compensation. If the CEO is fired, they're FUCKING FIRED, not given a huge handjob on the way out the door.

      Our corporate culture rewards failure rather than success, which is why our economy sucks so badly.

      I disagree. We spend too much time rewarding success that we don't allow people (or companies) to make mistakes when they are trying new things. I want companies that take chances and try new things. Not companies that stick with the same thing over and over since then the CEO can't be blamed when the world changes and they're left behind.

    52. Re:Moral of the story.... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      ah yeah, of course - I was confusing them as most CEOs tend to be the corporate psychos who are chairman too.

      I wonder if banning that practice would make corporate business more healthy?

    53. Re:Moral of the story.... by durdur · · Score: 1

      Maybe that would help But I think Jerry Yang owned a lot of Yahoo, and when Microsoft offered a lot of money--too much money, really--for the company, he turned them down. I don't think a lot of shareholders are thanking him for that decision now.

    54. Re:Moral of the story.... by schampdee · · Score: 1

      Great points! You would think that a CEO should have an actual interest in their company's products. Car people running car companies, tech people running tech companies, publishing people running publishing companies, etc. It would seem obvious. It's just as obvious that this isn't the way it's done. I have a friend who teaches business and negotiation at a very well known east coast university. From him I learned that CEOs, or any executive for that matter, were viewed as interchangable. That is, any CEO/Exectuive (with an MBA mind you) should be able to do the job of any other CEO/Exectuive regardless of the product or field. They are swappable cogs, nothing more. Once I understood this the actions of a lot of companies made more sense.

    55. Re:Moral of the story.... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Based on the interweb's rough figures, the lump-sum cash payout of her 'we-love-you-so-much-we-terminated-you-by-phone' dismissal is equal to only 30 years of the average salary of a Yahoo software engineer, not quite a lifetime. Luckily, there is also a complex mess of stock options(conveniently not subject to those little-people payroll taxes!) that should save her from penury...

    56. Re:Moral of the story.... by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      People at all ranks of the company are often "a fall guy for things you did not cause", but they don't get a multi-million dollar severance package when they get fired.

      The gold in "golden parachute" is piss on the people who didn't make the right friends at a country club so they could get a cushy job and walk away rich no matter whether they got the job right or totally fucked it up.

    57. Re:Moral of the story.... by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      I though this was about non founder CEOs. Not a founder who got fired, then re-hired.

    58. Re:Moral of the story.... by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      You're right, because the $1M/year salary isn't enough to take care of the CEO when they take a risk, make a mistake, and get fired, they have to count on that measley sum to pay the bills, so they better not take risks!

    59. Re:Moral of the story.... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Woz was never fired.

      But yeah, Jobs, coming back, took just stock options in lieu of pay. But seems it's more an ego thing to prove to the world that 'they' were wrong to have kicked him out in first place so definitely an outlier in this discussion. Still Tim McGraw will be an interesting case study in seeing what he does with Apple.

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    60. Re:Moral of the story.... by larry+bagina · · Score: 1
      Back when I worked for the man, the man had a bonus system where part of the bonus was tied to company goals (including profitability), part was tied to division goals (including profitability). The bonus certainly wasn't big enough to alter my work behavior.

      So, what's the difference (other than tax treatment) between "company had a profitable year, you get a bonus" and "company had a profitable year, you receive a dividend on your special employee stock"?

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    61. Re:Moral of the story.... by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      seriously, the reason for not airing bad laundry is the interview for the next job - you do not want to turn up to an interview with the guy hiring you reading all about the nasty bitchy things you said about your previous company in the newspaper.

      Depends on the CEO. It's a very small elite group that's very clique-y. Hell, you see board members of one company can be CEOs of others (Eric Schmidt of Google was an Apple board member for a few years until he quit after the iPhone was released). Bad or good, most CEOs find a new job regardless of what they did in the past, or what they said about their previous employer.

      Part of the golden parachute is more as an NDA payment - that you don't take stuff you learned from the previous company and use it in the next one, or air dirty laundry. And face it - read the news - some fired CEO or other is always spouting bad things about the company that fired him. The ones that got paid well, they shut up and take the blame. Both will find new jobs in short order - the CEO that blabbed and the CEO that was blamed for the downfall of the company.

      And yes, the whole NDA/not blabbing costs a lot - the golden parachute can disappear in an instant if the CEO breaks their severance agreement. Even paying back everything that was paid out.

    62. Re:Moral of the story.... by sycorob · · Score: 2

      Yes and no. I'm sure Jobs wasn't digging into the accounting paperwork, or corporate tax preparations, etc as much as he was the actual products. He's good at the product side, and I'm sure he knows it. I could be wrong, maybe he micro-manages every part of the business, but I never heard anything like that. Many founders, on the other hand, DO want to be involved in every part of the company, to the point where everything comes to a screeching halt since every little thing needs their sign-off. And then they get replaced by the board/investors, or the company dies.

    63. Re:Moral of the story.... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      So, Obama didn't really "run" anything before trying to "run" a whole country? Not that GWB did very well at what he ran (into the ground) but at least he ran stuff (like a State) before he ran the country. AND GWB didn't have much help in congress especially near the end (when he mailed it in).

      My point? It is funny how people give benefit of the doubt to those closer to them than those they oppose. Do you agree that GWB had the same level of problems that BHO has or do you think Obama has it harder?

      Look, I'm not a fan of GWB, because he was "socialism lite", a RINO who ran up huge deficits (along with complicit congress) and helped put us in the mess we currently have.

      What I don't like is I don't see anyone with a clear cut plan on how to reduce the sludge of government run amok from our economy, and reduce government spending while raising taxes on those that don't pay ANY (40%), reducing welfare (including corporate), closing loopholes and steamlining tax code. Big Oil and Big Pharma make easy targets for the left, but I don't see them attacking Obama's friends at GE for paying NO taxes (unlike Big Oil and Pharma which do).

      If you're going to be critical, at least be fair and criticize both sides on the same points. To do otherwise is hypocritical.

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    64. Re:Moral of the story.... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 2

      I like the idea of options that can't be exercised for 10 years or so. Even if they don't stay with the company that long it encourages building a sustainable company so the options will be worth something in that long.

    65. Re:Moral of the story.... by danlip · · Score: 1

      MS did well under Gates because he was a ruthless business man, not because he was an inspired technical genius - most of their products have always been second rate replicas of other people's products, but he got a lucky break with the IBM/DOS deal and then played his cards very well. Ballmer is mostly doing the same things, and MS is still very successful, they are starting to weaken because no amount of business genius and momentum will carry you through 3 decades of making crappy products.

    66. Re:Moral of the story.... by danlip · · Score: 1

      Executives should get stock that they can't sell for 10 years. This removes the incentive for short term stock manipulation.

    67. Re:Moral of the story.... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I don't know enough about what Bartz did or didn't do at Yahoo to really form an opinion but she was there only 18 months. Was that really enough time to turn things around with the strategic problems Yahoo has?

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    68. Re:Moral of the story.... by Xest · · Score: 1

      It's not about being a technical genius, it's about being interested in the product, seeing where the market is going and knowing when the market is ready for something- sometimes this is in fact just pot luck. Take tablets, Microsoft tried them in 2003 but really the hardware just hadn't been shrunk enough then to make them sleek enough and to support decent enough UIs to really work. Jobs tried it again in 2010 and well, it's obvious the hardware was ready. Jobs isn't a technical genius either, but the point is his heart was in what his company was producing and that's what matters- being passionate about the product.

      The same is true of Facebook, MySpace came along just that little bit too early, and arguably even acted as a catalyst starting the social revolution but Facebook came along with a much cleaner interface at a time when everyone just about had access to the internet in a lot of countrys and hit critical mass.

      I guess you're probably one of those who could never see what Gates did right from a technological sense though, I understand that- there's a lot of haters on Slashdot and understandably so, his reputation against the FOSS community on Slashdot is about as low as it can get. But from an objective point of view one can't claim Gates had no interest or passion for the technology.

      They're starting to weaken because Ballmer has no passion for the products and hence makes idiotic business decisions- failing to recognise technologically good products to nurture and understanding where the market is going from a technology PoV.

    69. Re:Moral of the story.... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      IMO it should pay dividends the same as common stock and should convert to common stock on the death of the holder.

      And it shouldn't be used for 100% of compensation, just a sufficiant proportion of it to give the employee a reason to care about the long term future of the company.

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    70. Re:Moral of the story.... by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      It wasn't exactly luck; his mommy was on the same board as then-IBM director John Opel.

    71. Re:Moral of the story.... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There was nothing wrong with the Dodo, in fact it was probably well-suited for its climate. The problem was humans who introduced invasive species and destroyed its habitat.

    72. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You dont know what youre talkign about. Schmidt doesnt undertsand technology and what google is about?

      From wikipedia...

      Schmidt attended Princeton University where he earned a B.S. in Electrical Engineering in 1976.[8] At the University of California, Berkeley, he earned an MS in 1979 for designing and implementing a network linking the campus computer center, the CS and the EECS departments,[9] and a PhD in 1982 in EECS with a dissertation about the problems of managing distributed software development and tools for solving these problems.[10] He was joint author of lex (a lexical analyzer and an important tool for compiler construction). He taught at Stanford Business School as a part time professor.[11]

      Schmidt joined Sun Microsystems in 1983 as its first software manager. He rose to become director of software engineering, vice president and general manager of the software products division, vice president of the general systems group, and president of Sun Technology Enterprises.

    73. Re:Moral of the story.... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Part of the golden parachute is being a fall guy for things you did not cause.

      The board makes a decision which cannot turn out well and you follow it as directed despite logging opposition to that decision Bad things happen and someone (you) are to take the blame for the implementation of that decision.

      The payment for leaving is for not arguing or airing bad laundry.

      Yeah, well, being blamed for someone else's bad decision is a risk that everyone runs, in any job, at any level. It's just one of those things that can happen, like your company having to lay you off because business is down, or a personal conflict that makes it impossible to stay on the job, or whatever. These are risks that you know exist, and that you should prepare for -- which is, BTW, a lot easier to do if you're a multimillion-dollar-per-year CEO than if you're earning a regular person's salary. And yet CEOs and other top executives are about the only people who don't have to worry about what will happen to them if they lose their jobs through no fault of their own, because they know they'll be taken care of either way. Nice gig.

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    74. Re:Moral of the story.... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Do you agree that GWB had the same level of problems that BHO has or do you think Obama has it harder?

      Bush inherited a prosperous country at peace. Obama inherited a broke country at war. To pretend that these are the same level of problems is absurd.

      If you're going to be critical, at least be fair and criticize both sides on the same points. To do otherwise is hypocritical.

      No, it's acknowledging the reality that the two sides are not the same (no matter how fashionable it may be to declare that there's no difference between the R's and the D's, it is patently not true). If two people, or two groups of people, disagree on an issue, at least one of them is wrong; they may both be wrong, but they're usually not equally wrong.

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    75. Re:Moral of the story.... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      most of their products have always been second rate replicas of other people's products

      You mean like Linus was when he developed a Unix kernel for the 386? People love to bash Gates, yet praise Linus, but for what? He was a good coder who got lucky with his timing and took advantage of it. He never set out to make a huge splash in the world.

      Gates, meanwhile, along with Paul Allen, set out to create a business by building a software product that was needed. They did that by building a Basic for the Altair microcomputer before everybody else. It was a technical challenge under time pressure, and they succeeded. They ended up licensing their Basic to many other companies.

      He did get lucky with the IBM/DOS deal, but he put himself in that position to get lucky with the original Basic. "Fortune favors the bold."

    76. Re:Moral of the story.... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Back when I worked for the man, the man had a bonus system where part of the bonus was tied to company goals (including profitability)

      Yeah, I had one of those promised profitability bonuses. I cranked out three new products that year (R&D to marketing), decreased product turn-around time significantly, and managed a small team.

      The company decided to go on a hiring binge which wiped out all the increased profits, so the bonus was $0.

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    77. Re:Moral of the story.... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      You forget 9/11 happened 8 months into GWB. That had nothing to do with the resulting recession in your mind?

      The wars certainly didn't help either.

      Obama has had three full years to deal with the economy, and all he's been able to accomplish is a few "priority" speeches, propped up by a teleprompter, and more vacations than I can count. He's an empty suit.

      Bush was stupid, Obama is worse than stupid, he's incompetent.

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    78. Re:Moral of the story.... by Sanat · · Score: 1

      Wang Laboratories as an example.

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    79. Re:Moral of the story.... by danlip · · Score: 1

      Maybe Linux was just a copy and the original version wasn't great but a huge number of people have put effort to make it great. Meanwhile from MS we get Windows ME and Vista - and other versions of Windows that don't stand out as being complete crap but almost no one would call them great. MS has a huge amount of money and a huge amount of man-power to go with it but it is all wasted on making crap and trying to abuse their position to force it down everyone's throat. BASIC was a fine product for the time, the original version of DOS wasn't too bad for it's time, but what have they done since? I am sure someone will name the few good products they have but it's mostly second rate crap. And my original point was that it's not just Ballmer, the same was true when Gates was in charge, maybe even more so.

    80. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > afterall being our largest bondholder they do have a stake in our success

      Not correct!

      http://seekingalpha.com/article/246958-guess-who-owns-the-most-u-s-debt-not-china

      They are the largest single foreign bond holder (7.5% of bonds), but most (I count about 70%) are owned by domestic individuals and programs (e.g. SSN trust fund, military retirement).

    81. Re:Moral of the story.... by yuhong · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that it is not entirely impossible:
      http://www.bnet.com/blog/smb/i-took-over-my-husbands-company-and-grew-revenue-12-fold/1367
      But the legacy MBA courses taught a lot of horrible stuff beyond this, such as that management is a science and anything that can be measured can be managed etc...

    82. Re:Moral of the story.... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      A bonus is decided by a person that can reward themselves that bonus while simply ignoring you. With the employee stock approach, if ANY MONEY is given out, then all get some. In addition, if no bonus is given, then all share. In addition, with employee stock, and not allowing any employee to own regular stock, means that executives can not manipulate the stock for personal short-term gains.

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    83. Re:Moral of the story.... by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Yea, I know that not all founders are suitable big company CEOs, but it would be nice if board of directors could at least look in the startup world.

    84. Re:Moral of the story.... by jafac · · Score: 1

      You just told the story of about 90% of former silicon-valley "success-stories."

      Technical founder hires a "professional" MBA to run the company, gets bought-out, pumps-and-dumps. The peons are laid off.

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    85. Re:Moral of the story.... by jafac · · Score: 1

      WHAT?! "Employee Stock"? The workers owning the means of production? Whatryou, some kind of DAMN COMMIE?!!

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    86. Re:Moral of the story.... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      What's so great about Linux? I use it and like it, but the main selling point is that it is open source with a lot of open source software built around it.

      I think Microsoft Office is a decent product, Windows 95 and XP were pretty good for the times, and I don't know about Windows 7 since I haven't used it, but by all accounts they refined Vista so that it wasn't crap. Corporate IT admins are also pretty happy with Exchange and related products, a space where Apple and Linux don't compete very well. Visual Studio is another area where Microsoft does well.

      It just seems that people like to give Microsoft a lot of crap because they were the evil monopoly -- which I do, too, but I think they've done a decent job in some areas.

    87. Re:Moral of the story.... by Xest · · Score: 1

      Yes and you're incapable of interpreting what someone has posted.

      Of course he understands it, but the point is that he's long been far more focussed on being a businessman, than being a technologist.

      There is also of course a gradient with these things- someone isn't necessarily either just "a businessman", or "a technologist"- Schmidt is certainly a better technologist than Ballmer, but ultimately my point is that he was just far too business oriented for what Google needed to remain an innovator.

    88. Re:Moral of the story.... by bluie- · · Score: 1

      The Anthropic Principle of Business

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    89. Re:Moral of the story.... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Better yet, why not bar all forms of golden parachute compensation.

      Nice, but by what legal theory do you get to restrict the upper limit of compensation agreements between two private entitities?

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    90. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great idea, then if the company becomes a major staple in the US economy, they can cash out a bit, make some $$$ political contributions,leverage laws to give them more shares and cash, more tax breaks, more way to funnel real cash into off shore banks, less regulation for working conditions, environmental, move lots off shore, hire boards that give them more shares, have the gov't bail them out, layoff thousands to increase share price, and such, and give them 0.9% financing on their $10million home.

      Note the majority of all fortune 500 CEOs are the largest shareholders of their company.. and look where we are at today? Also, now you know why layoffs are so great--it gets the consumers/fund managers into buying more stock, which increases the CEO share's value.

    91. Re:Moral of the story.... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      "Require a CEO to buy a large chunk of your company. IT's why the people that built the company are always far more successful at running it than some idiot that got his masters in Business Administration, and has connections."

      Wrong, the goal is to boast its share price. Icahn wants it sold to boast his income and this was why founder Yang was fired. He wanted it sold for less so the share price would go up and he and Wall Street can get rich. Running a company successfully and profitable is not what is in the best interests to the shareholders in this day and age of micro second evalations and selling and buying.

      She didn't sell it to Microsoft so that was a failure as anyone would have given Icahn and the big banks a large amount of money per share.

    92. Re:Moral of the story.... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      "Part of the golden parachute is being a fall guy for things you did not cause.

      "

      Here is the difference. 25 years ago that was true while the average Joe like ourselves had full job security. We don't anymore! If they want to boost there shareprice $.50 more because they made record revenue, but not meet expectations they will fire our butts out on the curb faster than you can say layoff. ... One difference. We make 300x less money and have mortgages. How is that fair? ... ok 2 differences we get fired too for mistakes someone else did like the CEO or CFO. They keep their jobs and just do cost cutting and do not care about us.

      Do you or anyone reading this get a severance package? No. A letter of recommendation if we did good on the job and that is it.

      Either we encourage our legislators to write laws banning this or we get severance packages as well to be fair. The fact is no job is secure yet we are still judged by how well we keep up with our 30 year mortgages and our job history and credit rating. CEOs can pay for homes in cash and often another job will pay to buy their previous homes and pay for all moving costs. We do not get that either

    93. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs took a $1 salary so he didn't have to pay income tax, not because "money doesn't motivate him". Though I agree with everything else you said.

    94. Re:Moral of the story.... by Macrat · · Score: 1

      IT's why the people that built the company are always far more successful at running it than some idiot that got his masters in Business Administration, and has connections.

      It worked for all the MBA suits at Sun Microsystems, right?

    95. Re:Moral of the story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and took a $1 salary. Obviously his main motive wasn't money.

      Are you really that stupid? Look at Steve Jobs overall compensation package. The pay he got can only be described as "insanely great", even by CEO standards.

      http://www.forbes.com/lists/2007/12/lead_07ceos_Steven-P-Jobs_HEDB.html

    96. Re:Moral of the story.... by NotAGoodNickname · · Score: 1

      But in that case he was managing a non-substantial part of Walt Disney (retail stores). The point is if someone is succeeding in managing a substantial part then they should be given more.

    97. Re:Moral of the story.... by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      The retail store division was (and continues to be) quite a substantial part of the company. My point was that just because an employee shows themselves to be up to the task of handling a large division/subsidiary of a given company, it doesn't necessarily follow that they're up to the task of running everything.

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    98. Re:Moral of the story.... by gottspeed · · Score: 1

      The same way the government does it to us, Tax. The names and titles any person goes by are still public. Including a corporation's.

    99. Re:Moral of the story.... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, that I am registered Libertarian.

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    100. Re:Moral of the story.... by regular_gonzalez · · Score: 1

      And then the most competent CEOs ignore your company's job offer and go somewhere that does offer a golden parachute, knowing that despite their skill shit can and will happen that is out of their control but nevertheless wanting to get paid in such a contingency.

      People are going to act in their self-interest, which is why companies *do* offer crazy sounding deals.

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    101. Re:Moral of the story.... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      So, Obama didn't really "run" anything before trying to "run" a whole country? Not that GWB did very well at what he ran (into the ground) but at least he ran stuff (like a State) before he ran the country. AND GWB didn't have much help in congress especially near the end (when he mailed it in).

      As for "running" things, do you know anything about Texas government? Texas uses a weak governor system. It was done on purpose due to Reconstruction. Texas adopted a weak governor system to limit power of the governor which was appointed by the federal government during Reconstruction and to strengthen the power of the people. The Lieutenant Governor is elected separately. Also major members of the executive branch (public comptroller, attorney general, etc). are not appointed by the governor and confirmed but are elected themselves. The governor can not appoint Supreme Court Justices as the positions are also elected. The only time the governor can appoint an official if there is a vacancy. By all aspects the Lieutenant Governor has more power than the Governor and runs the Senate. So George Bush didn't really "run" anything while in Texas; that was more his Lieutenant Governors Bob Bullock and Rick Perry and the rest of his cabinet which are not answerable to him but voters. You can look this all up yourself.

      In retrospect, it's fairly obvious why the Bush presidency is considered troubled; he ran it as he would as Texas governor in that his subordinates ran the administration and not the other way around.

      My point? It is funny how people give benefit of the doubt to those closer to them than those they oppose. Do you agree that GWB had the same level of problems that BHO has or do you think Obama has it harder?

      So when GWB came into office, the country was in deep recesssion, his predecessor spent trillions on two wars (one of which was based on flimsy evidence), established a prescription bill without paying for it, and major banks were on the brink of collapse because of unwise investments in the housing market. Because I don't remember any of that.

      What I don't like is I don't see anyone with a clear cut plan on how to reduce the sludge of government run amok from our economy, and reduce government spending while raising taxes on those that don't pay ANY (40%), reducing welfare (including corporate), closing loopholes and steamlining tax code. Big Oil and Big Pharma make easy targets for the left, but I don't see them attacking Obama's friends at GE for paying NO taxes (unlike Big Oil and Pharma which do).

      No one does however it would have been just as hard if McCain had been elected in that Congress hasn't really helped the President. Congress has just been as ineffective as the President.

      If you're going to be critical, at least be fair and criticize both sides on the same points. To do otherwise is hypocritical.

      The original poster made a comment about George Bush's MBA background while you made a dig about Obama's first job out of college. Why didn't you counter it with a remark about Obama's law background? Because it wouldn't have been as trendy now would it?. While we are on the subject of first jobs, what did you do right out of college and how would you like to be ridiculed for it?

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    102. Re:Moral of the story.... by EricScott · · Score: 1

      Like Steve Jobs. Recall the story about him calling a Google employee on a Sunday to change the color of one of the letters in the Google logo to make it look right on a shiny new apple toy.

      Right. Micromanaging is for loser companies.

    103. Re:Moral of the story.... by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Part of the golden parachute is more as an NDA payment - that you don't take stuff you learned from the previous company and use it in the next one, or air dirty laundry.

      Of course, IMO this themselves is a bad idea, especially in this PR 2.0 age.

    104. Re:Moral of the story.... by Tim4444 · · Score: 1

      Carol Bartz is not just some idiot that got a masters in Business Administration and high profile job through connections. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_Bartz I don't much care for her management style personally, and based on the turnover at Yahoo! in the last few years I think I'm not alone, but I do respect her as a person and also her many achievements. Let's face it. The board destroyed Yahoo! when they fired Jerry Yang. All they wanted then was to sellout the company for quick cash and it seems that's still all they want. As far as I can see, the idiots in this story are the members of the Board.

    105. Re:Moral of the story.... by Tim4444 · · Score: 1

      There's also a huge difference in leadership requirements to satisfy a board that wants the ceo to run a company for growth vs one that only wants the ceo to make the company look as profitable as possible on paper so they can sell it off to the highest bidder.

    106. Re:Moral of the story.... by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      Sorry it's not the money.

      He owns 5% of Disney .. he owns much more for Disney .. he has done far less for Disney's stock price than what he has done for Apple.

      I think if compensation was fair, Steve should own 20% to 40% of Apple .. yet he only owns less than 1% of it. Most founders of companies own well over 1% of the company they founded. Steve jobs increased the share price of Apple by 100. If you had $1000 in Apple in January of 1997 .. today you will have $100,000. If you had $10,000 today you would have $1 million. Few publicly traded companies have ever offered a return like that in history .. Oracle is the only company that comes to mind.

  3. Pooling some money? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

    So, yahoo is up for sale? If everyone empties their pocket change and we pool together we can own a piece of Internet history... ;-)

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    1. Re:Pooling some money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I refuse to own any piece of history that comes with employees and bills to pay.

    2. Re:Pooling some money? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Ooh! Maybe we can make them put GeoCities back up!

    3. Re:Pooling some money? by Confusador · · Score: 1

      I'll put in $100 for that! So... if we get everyone to pitch in that much on average, we can come up with at least $178,346,800... that sounds about right for Yahoo! these days, I think.

    4. Re:Pooling some money? by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      So, yahoo is up for sale? If everyone empties their pocket change and we pool together we can own a piece of Internet history... ;-)

      Do they accept BitCoins?

    5. Re:Pooling some money? by mrclisdue · · Score: 2

      This dude has a different take on Yahoo, and is actually big on it:

      http://www.businessinsider.com/yahoo-is-an-asian-holding-company-the-next-ceo-should-act-accordingly-2011-9

      cheers,

    6. Re:Pooling some money? by lgw · · Score: 1

      There seems to be malware on that page.

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  4. *logs onto ebay* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Do I need a PayPal account?

  5. Better not include Yahoo Answers in the deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They couldn't give that stupidity bomb away.

    1. Re:Better not include Yahoo Answers in the deal... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      How do I sell a company?

      Fight off all offers, fire CEO, offer for rock bottom prices.

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  6. YaWho? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    For historical reasons, I have a Yahoo! Messenger account, plus Freecycle for some reason uses Yahoo! Groups. I can't think of any other interaction I or anyone that I know has had with them in half a decade. If they went dark tomorrow, it would be a minor inconvience at most.

    For them to still be valued in the billions just goes to show how much our personal information is worth. That purchase price? That's what buyers think that they can recoup from our pockets.

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    1. Re:YaWho? by Trepidity · · Score: 2

      They own Flickr, which is pretty widely used. It might be a good candidate to be spun back off, though.

    2. Re:YaWho? by welcher · · Score: 1

      Huh, and here was me thinking that it is the fourth most visited site on the web. But if you personally don't interact with those visitors, I guess they aren't important.

    3. Re:YaWho? by edmicman · · Score: 1

      I'd be OK if Google somehow ended up acquiring Flickr...

    4. Re:YaWho? by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      I am probably in the minority here but I still use a number of yahoo products.

      Messenger - I have had my account since probably 1997 and it is still my #1. I have MSN, Facebook, Skype & GTalk as well however if they all went dark tomorrow I would still be OK. Without Yahoo I'd lose 95% of the people I regularly converse with.

      Flickr - A really good place to post pictures and really has taken over for Yahoo groups. There isn't much spam and the groups are still regularly updated and have a good interface. Plus is the best place on the web for porn - bar none.

      Sports - I prefer Yahoo Sports to everyone else I have ever found - including TSN, ESPN & CBC (I am Canadian BTW). Their hockey coverage and analysis is top notch and they have one of the few professional blogs which cover the Canadian Football League (55 Yard Line). Also their fantasy leagues are pretty darn good.

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    5. Re:YaWho? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read Yahoo Sports all the time, best coverage out there with none of the glaring web design nightmares (SI), obnoxious ads and slow-loading videos (ESPN) or terrible commentary (numerous other sites, like DeadSpin or SBB)

  7. I was wondering... by DataDiddler · · Score: 2

    Who still uses Yahoo? I decided to take a quick trip to Alexa to get some sort of info about their demographics: "Relative to the general internet population, people over 65 years old are over represented at yahoo.com. Confidence: high"

    That pretty much explains it. Grandpa learned to use the internet in the late 90's with Yahoo, and any other dangblasted, newfangled search engine won't be built like they used to be.

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    1. Re:I was wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They had to use something, when AOL tanked.

    2. Re:I was wondering... by ThunderBird89 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm 22, and my primary email address is, and has been ever since 1996, a Yahoo, and I find their email front end THE best on the net so far: keyboard shortcuts (even if they recently removed the ability to sort into folders with the number keys alone, they just require one more keypress), easily managed, can generate disposable 'decoy' addresses, and has proper folders instead of Gmail's "Labels" (which also have their merits, but I prefer folders).
      I really hope they won't axe the Mail service, even if they dump everything else, that is one thing worth saving.

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    3. Re:I was wondering... by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      Who still uses Yahoo?

      Why do people, especially on Slashdot, post the same "Who uses x", when a simple search.....

      http://www.alexa.com/topsites

      will show you that Yahoo is still the 4th most visited site on the Internet. Just because you don't use it, doesn't mean that no one does.

    4. Re:I was wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flickr. That's the only thing still worth it. The rest of Yahoo is shit.

    5. Re:I was wondering... by bahstid · · Score: 2

      Yahoo is still "The Internet" in Japan... weather, shopping auctions = yahoo. Search? About three weeks ago I was trying to help a student with their English google-fu... (I got sucked back in to teaching after the earthquake)... when I asked them to show me how they were trying to search, the first thing they typed into google: yahoo.jp

      Not sure exactly how much of a separate company they are over here though, they were actually one of the biggest early pushers of broadband, handing out free ADSL modems + 6 months free access a few years back outside train stations.

      Wikipedia also tells us the Yahoo Japan did $3.8 billion dollars in revenue last year, so I guess someone is still using it....

    6. Re:I was wondering... by hiryuu · · Score: 1

      Who still uses Yahoo?

      A handful of years ago, I was looking for calendaring options; Google had just rolled out their offering, but I didn't have a Gmail or other Google account and didn't want one. I looked at Sunbird, but it wasn't going to be nearly as portable as I wanted it to be. Since I had a Yahoo account, leftover from my days of Yahoo messenger and chatrooms (but unused otherwise), I went that direction and have been very happy with it. I liked it even more after the beta and full roll-out of the purchased Zimbra stuff.

      I've also tended to use Yahoo as my lunchtime news-reading portal for years now, though I have to say every re-design they implement makes it a less worthwhile avenue for news aggregation. The most recent change has almost driven me to give up and find another.

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    7. Re:I was wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found it strange the first time I ever went there that Yahoo was "THE Internet"...I explained how Yahoo was a dying company in North America, she looked at me like I was speaking Greek...anyway, good Internet service and very good value compared to local Atlantic Canada services...

    8. Re:I was wondering... by Rizimar · · Score: 1

      Same here. I'm 23 and have been using the same Yahoo Mail account for the last decade. I'm also happy that they seem to have stomped out the bugs with the new mail interface. The keyboard shortcuts are pretty awesome too, just like you mentioned.

    9. Re:I was wondering... by wmbetts · · Score: 1

      They would be stupid to kill off Yahoo! Mail. It's one of their best properties and probably one of the few that make money.

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    10. Re:I was wondering... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Be aware that Yahoo Japan is actually a seperate company and only about a third of it is owned by Yahoo.

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    11. Re:I was wondering... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      My business sells electronic file downloads.

      We get zero problems from people using Gmail. Half of our customer support problems come from Yahoo, the other half from Hotmail.

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    12. Re:I was wondering... by Rizimar · · Score: 1

      What do you think that it says about the service of each, then?

    13. Re:I was wondering... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      More likely it is included with their IE 6 homepages from their 8 year old computers.

      These people do not like change and no littler how to change things back so they do not mess with things.

    14. Re:I was wondering... by theurge14 · · Score: 1

      "has proper folders instead of Gmail's "Labels" (which also have their merits, but I prefer folders)."

      I have never understood this complaint being that a "folder" is nothing but a fancy label for a smaller pile of items that came from a bigger pile. Which is exactly what a Gmail label is.

    15. Re:I was wondering... by sapgau · · Score: 1

      I have a yahoo account as well that has become my primary email with friends and family.
      I love the search where you can filter out into sub-searches and also creating real folders.

      I'm dusting off my gmail account which is used more for Google Apps and You Tube.

    16. Re:I was wondering... by ThunderBird89 · · Score: 1

      There's one significant difference, though: in Yahoo's folders, putting a message in one removes it from the Inbox folder, the default landing space for all messages; while in Gmail, you just stick a Label on it, but the message itself remains visible in the Inbox too, which leads to clutter, even in the short term. I prefer my messages sorted thematically, so that I can only see the specific subset I want at any time. In Gmail, I can't make this distinction, I will always see all my messages in the Inbox, not just the ones I haven't applied a label to.

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    17. Re:I was wondering... by mtmra70 · · Score: 1

      Use the archive button. Archive removes the "inbox" label....

    18. Re:I was wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, yahoo is very big. I've had the same Yahoo mail address for 15 fucking years dipshit. Probably before you were born though.

      Oh well, I guess nobody else uses anything you don't use.

      Now go put some BRAKES and GEARS on your fucking bike asshat. Who rides bikes without brakes and gears anymore? Dipshit kids, thats who.

      Yahoo is not about search. Hasn't been for a long time. Their primary service is mail, and groups. There are more yahoo mail addresses out there than dingbats on facebook.

    19. Re:I was wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm slightly older than you, and got my first Yahoo address in 1998. I got my own domain and now no longer give out either of the two Yahoo addresses I have. I am also gradually moving all the companies etc. who have either address to an address that I own. My mother is the only person who now emails me at a Yahoo address, and I reply using my email address at my domain.

      I would hate if Yahoo went under, because for some people (i.e. people I met in high-school, and haven't seen much of since) my Yahoo address is the only contact. But if those people haven't contacted me for years... Well, I guess if Yahoo does go I haven't lost much.

      Moral of the story is: Pay $50 a year and get yourself a couple of domains and some email hosting, peace of mind is worth it. (And it looks more professional on your CV as well.)

  8. Fantasy Draft by allanvarrette · · Score: 1

    Yahoo's Fantasy Draft Pools are the only reason to login to a yahoo account anymore.

    1. Re:Fantasy Draft by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      That's my primary use of them. I've been playing fantasy baseball and football for a decade now. I do still have an email account, but it's mostly backup/failover. I don't even know what other services they have.

  9. On /. by the end of the day by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft buys Yahoo

    1. Re:On /. by the end of the day by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      ... for pennies on the dollar...

    2. Re:On /. by the end of the day by alphatel · · Score: 1

      and fires Ballmer...

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    3. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They wanted to buy Yahoo before Bing existed. Right now, if they took over, they'd have to literally kill the Yahoo brand and slowly move people to MS services. It would work, and would get them an even larger market share, but it won't be the same dramatic effect as it would have been years ago, so, maybe not really worth the effort.

    4. Re:On /. by the end of the day by CSHARP123 · · Score: 2

      What would MS gain by buying Yahoo? They are already serving bing search results. It made sense at that time. Now I don't see much gain for MS from this buy other than for the asian assests that Yahoo may have (Alibaba investment)

    5. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Walterk · · Score: 1

      Given /.'s record, that means it would've had to have been announced about 2 weeks to a month ago..

    6. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Vandil+X · · Score: 1

      First MS buys Hotmail and my Hotmail goes to crap... Now my Yahoo mail...

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    7. Re:On /. by the end of the day by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      and fires Ballmer...

      And puts itself up for sale.
      Early tomorrow morning: "Ubuntu buys Microsoft".

    8. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I don't think Microsoft needs Yahoo, but I could see them bidding on it in an attempt to get Google to buy Yahoo (as a defensive, keep-it-out-of-Microsoft's-hands maneuver). Then, as Google after Google has spent a chunk of cash and is trying to somehow assimilate Yahoo into their offerings, Microsoft could catch up to Google. Of course, this could backfire and Google could, wisely, realize that Yahoo offers nothing they don't already have and let Microsoft waste their cash.

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    9. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot. I think you meant "by the end of a week from now."

    10. Re:On /. by the end of the day by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      What would MS gain by buying Yahoo?

      User convienince mainly. Currently if you are an IE user, to get an improved search engine convieniently at your finger tips, you need to install some software from real networks. If MS were to buy yahoo, they'd be eschew the current malware distribution model, in favour of including the Yahoo toolbar with the IE installer. I think you'll agree, this is a compelling reason for MS to buy Yahoo, and a situation where the real winners would be us, the consumers.....

    11. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's when the dupe happens

    12. Re:On /. by the end of the day by swillden · · Score: 1

      Of course, this could backfire and Google could, wisely, realize that Yahoo offers nothing they don't already have and let Microsoft waste their cash.

      This. I can't see Google even bothering, even assuming that regulators would allow it. Regulators tend not to like the biggest player in a market buying the second-biggest player in the market. Plus, it's just not Google's style.

      (Disclaimer: I work for Google but I don't make strategic decisions nor do I talk to people who do. I just write code.)

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    13. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more interesting part is how much, this ex-homecoming queen runner-up, is worth when she's 35 at the bar scene.

    14. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Zerth · · Score: 1

      It is more likely that Alibaba would buy Yahoo, or at least buy back the 40something% of itself that Yahoo owns.

    15. Re:On /. by the end of the day by seandiggity · · Score: 1

      What would MS gain by buying Yahoo? They are already serving bing search results. It made sense at that time. Now I don't see much gain for MS from this buy other than for the asian assests that Yahoo may have (Alibaba investment)

      Yahoo! is pretty consistently ranked the top U.S. "web portal", meaning the place people bookmark, make their homepage, and their general pathway to other links (through Yahoo! News etc.): http://news.ebrandz.com/yahoo/2011/4013-yahoo-ranked-most-visited-us-site-in-march-2011-comscore-.html

      On top of that, Yahoo! Mail has a substantial user base. Given Microsoft's already-close relationship with Yahoo! and its past offers to buy the company, I think they're the most logical buyer at this point. Also, they would like to keep Yahoo! out of Google's hands...that's a *lot* of dedicated users to pump into Google+ and other services, further alienating Microsoft from slicing out a presence in both search and social networking.

      Microsoft already has a big stake in Facebook and now Skype, so a purchase of Yahoo! would make sense (well, maybe not to the shareholders...) Microsoft is notoriously bad at making their online services financially viable; despite this, Microsoft is not afraid of pouring money into online services and trying new strategies. An acquisition of Yahoo! might provide a helluva boost to Bing and whatever social networking strategy M$ comes up with; or it may not, and Microsoft's cash cows remain untouched.

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    16. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google would never be able to buy Yahoo. That would give them nearly the entire search market. The trust busters would have a field day blocking that merger.

    17. Re:On /. by the end of the day by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Why would Alibaba want Yahoo? Now eBay, that they could use right now.

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    18. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

      First MS buys Hotmail and my Hotmail goes to crap...

      I don't think you're remembering just how awful Hotmail was before Microsoft bought them. It wasn't uncommon for an email to take several days to work its way through the system, even from one Hotmail address to another.

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    19. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I think Google will at least attempt to buy them.

    20. Re:On /. by the end of the day by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      ...and fires Mark Shuttleworth
      Puts itself up for sale. Same day.

    21. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't tell if sarcastic or just trolling

    22. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing what you can do with data when you own it. Oh, wait! This announcement came out BEFORE the CEO-firing, putting-up-for-sale move. Ah, BEFORE they realized that fake data wasn't going to save their ass.

      Gotcha. Thanks! :)

    23. Re:On /. by the end of the day by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think Google will at least attempt to buy them.

      ...buy their data? What? Oh... My FuturePredictor(tm) kicked in there for a second. Sorry.

    24. Re:On /. by the end of the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Yahoo owns a large chunk of Alibaba and they'd like it back.

    25. Re:On /. by the end of the day by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Microsoft buys Yahoo

      Pfft. More likely: "AOL buys Yahoo". Comments: "No one visits us either! We just bought Yahoo so that we could reminisce of the bad old days when people actually thought we were important."

    26. Re:On /. by the end of the day by vandamme · · Score: 1

      HP buys Yahoo for $50B, shuts it down in October, starts it up again in November

  10. Yahoo! is not for sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Guardian says that Yahoo! put itself up for sale.
    Yahoo! doesn't say that it is up for sale.

    If all that newspapers wrote was or became true, the world would be a very scary place.

    1. Re:Yahoo! is not for sale by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Actually, The Guardian didn't even make that claim. Their claim is that an insider talked to the Wall Street Journal, and that the insider indicated to the Wall Street Journal that Yahoo is going to be putting itself up for sale.

  11. I am confused by Stratoukos · · Score: 1

    There's a slashdot icon for Yahoo?

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    1. Re:I am confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's their first time using it--and I guess this means it may be their last.

      (disclamer: I don't check slashdot 24/7. Maybe they only use it when I'm not looking)

  12. Seriously!! by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

    Whats up with company sales?
    Nokia effectively sold to MS
    Motorola sold to Google
    HP -> on the market
    Yahpp -> on the market

    1. Re:Seriously!! by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Simple. When it comes to paradigms, shifts happen. We're seeing one now.

    2. Re:Seriously!! by debrain · · Score: 1

      Sir –

      You've a noteworthy observation. Many mergers & acquisitions that would have taken place between 2007-2011 were put on hold (or impossible) because of the credit crunch.

      Thousands of lawyers in London & New York were put out of work because the M&A departments were vacant in 2009 (search for "black/bloody thursday law firm layoffs").

      Now that markets are becoming liquid again, M&A is coming back into vogue. We may be seeing a spike to resolve pent-up demand. Maybe the demand is overcoming the lack of liquidity â" I'm not sure.

    3. Re:Seriously!! by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Poor business models == being sold?

      Chasing revenues over profits == being sold?

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  14. In other news.. by Severus+Snape · · Score: 0

    Jerry Yang has commited suicide.

  15. Confirmed? by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

    Is this confirmed news, or is this likely to turn out to be a false alarm?

    1. Re:Confirmed? by felipekk · · Score: 1

      An analyst said:

      "In all, we believe that it is more likely that the board reaches an agreement to sell the company or parts of the company before a new CEO is found"

      http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9PJM6TO0.htm

  16. Suits x Brains by your_neighbor · · Score: 2

    The old history: Suits are overvalued, the techs are treated like shit. So, the thinking part spreads and the glorified millionary czars believe the company is lacking "quality control" and clutter the place with spreadsheets, metrics and all the control-freak mumbo-jumbo. To improve margins, let's order the salary spreedsheet and fire the better paid employees. Then crap hits the fan, and the omniscient suits don't know what is going on, since the luck has changed so "unpredictably".

    Coward, A., "Traditional recipes for tech saavy inc. failure", vol I, pg 1

    1. Re:Suits x Brains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yahoos unite! There are jobs out there.

  17. Easy guess by aglider · · Score: 1

    Microsoft will buy Yahoop before Google does it.

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    1. Re:Easy guess by fredan · · Score: 1

      don't google get a dominant market share if so?

    2. Re:Easy guess by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Google already has a dominant market share. Buying Yahoo would just make it more dominant. Letting Microsoft buy Yahoo might actually help them too, since more people still prefer Yahoo to Bing, meaning that Microsoft buying Yahoo probably only has the potential to alienate Yahoo's existing customers.

  18. Oops by Tridus · · Score: 1

    Probably should have taken that $42 billion from Microsoft when you had the chance. But no, instead they let the MBAs run the place into the ground and now it's not really worth much of anything.

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    1. Re:Oops by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      They definitely should have done so. It made the top ten tech industry executive disasters.

      The offer was for more like $47bn, and was not in the interests of Jerry Yang, the f***wit.

  19. It's still fun to troll Yahoo! Answers. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    Sometimes the askers make it too easy to pass up. Yes, I'm a proud troll.

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    1. Re:It's still fun to troll Yahoo! Answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still get satisfaction from something posted two years ago? Don't you grow as a person at all?

    2. Re:It's still fun to troll Yahoo! Answers. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Oh, I've topped that one, it was just one of the better ones to come to mind. Hows this for recent? I've gotten front paged on the Art of Trolling a few times since then as well.

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    3. Re:It's still fun to troll Yahoo! Answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even know what trolling means? I'll give you a hint: Those two examples are NOT trolling -- they're not even funny. You're just being an ass.

    4. Re:It's still fun to troll Yahoo! Answers. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      now you're trolling

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    5. Re:It's still fun to troll Yahoo! Answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mom must be very proud.

    6. Re:It's still fun to troll Yahoo! Answers. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Your mom was, asked for more.

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    7. Re:It's still fun to troll Yahoo! Answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't even feel remotely compelled to read your link but my guess is that the only people who will bother are guaranteed to be some combination of bored/stupid. IOW you excel at trolling a forum of interesting people who might have something to say in search of the fucktards among them. Do you ever wonder, 'why everyone is such a fucktard!'?, it might be the bait you're using.

  20. Yo mama so ugly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... they had to fire her by phone!

  21. No fucking different by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 2

    That's no fucking different from any other job. Boss makes a bad call, and you can be eliminated.

    Look at the mass numbers of peons who get laid off or downsized because the CEO or someone higher on the food chain makes a bad call. While the execs and managers are the last ones to be laid off.

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  22. Yahoo has been for sale for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's publicly traded for years, if that doesn't count as "for sale", what does?

    The only "news" to this "announcement" is that management might not fight a takeover as strongly, or that individuals with sufficient stock might be willing to sell their share.

  23. YAAAAHHHOOOOOO!!! by Flipstylee · · Score: 1

    That is all.

  24. Simple: accountant and BA pros should not be CEOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's a "paint everyone with the same brush" statement and I'm sure it wrongs the 5 or 6 people who are good CEOs and hold a B.A. or Accounting degree.

    However, after many long conversations with my brother-in-law (accountant CFO), they are *purely* concrete numbers folks. Their scope and vision extends only as far as they have reliable corporate ops statistics. "Target market size, revenue, expenditures, etc" are the extent of their vocabulary. This is what they are taught, it works in the short term and in "commodity" companies with established long-running products. They are very good at maximizing revenue (or minimizing loss) with the window of "good data" they have. Long term R&D activities that take more than a couple quarters to reach fruition and profitability are like spending good money on lottery tickets to them.

    In tech and sciences, when they get control they *will* kill the company. Imagine if the teams that built the iPod & iMac had been cut a year into their effort because they were just draining Apple's financial reserves and were still 18 months away from launching product? Accountants at Alcatel-Lucent did that to several projects, including a web services security gateway that beat out IBM and HP offerings to win contracts from major telco providers.
     

  25. Severance pay please by nikkipolya · · Score: 1

    I am willing to be hired for the position of a CEO for any company. I know how to screw up a company. I am really really good at it. I am also really good at taking a big severance pay check. Any takers? Please...!!

  26. Oh, well... by rootchick · · Score: 1

    Yahoo sucked anyway. Although I did meet my husband on their personals site....he's the best thing I ever found on the Internet! :D

  27. Maybe HP will buy them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Proclaim how they are getting into the search business then shut it all down 60 days later.

  28. AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AOL should buy Yahoo! It'd fit right in with the new media conglomerate that they've been trying to build. TechCrunch, Engadget, HuffingtonPost and now Yahoo. I think it'd be a great fit.

    1. Re:AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOL owned and sold web crawler more times than I can remember. They suck at owning search engines, IM networks, content producers, ...

      AOL kills products. Ask Netscape, ICQ, Nullsoft, or any of their other acquisitions over the years how they're doing. Despite AOL, ICQ managed to build and keep an overseas presence and they eventually got picked up.

      Let's consider that my software stack included Netscape, ICQ, AIM, and Winamp in 1999. Today, I don't have any of those things installed. The last one to go was ICQ and that's because they dropped native client support for most operating systems.

  29. Perfect opportunity for... by korpenkraxar · · Score: 1

    HP and Apotheker! Or perhaps Yahoo should look into PC hardware? :-p

  30. Hell of an audio clip by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Man, I would love to have a copy of that phone audio. The floor is open for guesses as to how the conversation went:

    "Um, hey Carol, this is the Board speaking. You suck. Security will be escorting you from the building."
    -or-
    In my best Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg voice "I am...very...disappointed. And if it's one thing I don't like...it's to be...disappointed." *BLAM*

  31. dollar a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a time when a CEO would take over a troubled company for a dollar a year, and earn the reward.

  32. lost index by amaupin · · Score: 1

    Yahoo was great - a categorical index of noteworthy websites. You could drill down through the hierarchy looking at sites in categories or subcategories of those you were interested in. Back in the day there were even huge listings of personal homepages indexed by last name.

    Yahoo was a portal to that huge, amazing index. But over the years they slowly hid the index and became a portal to a world of crap services.

    1. Re:lost index by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      I think back in the day it was an open web catalog project... or at least to get into the Google index, you had to be approved for inclusion into the open catalog. I cannot for the life of me remember what the name of this catalog project was... but I searched for my old homepage and found someone has hosted a virus-ridden mirror of the old index. My website is still listed here:

      http://www.puncat.com/Society/People/Personal_Homepages/index19.html

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    2. Re:lost index by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much... I liked their hand-picked "directory of the internet"... it was a good starting point for several things.

      I had been using yahoo mail as my spam account for the longest time (i.e., for just about every website registration and mailing lists that I didn't really care about). But recently I went through the considerable trouble of changing everything to an extra gmail account, for a couple of reasons:

      fetchyahoo lag : this nifty script used to let me grab all of my yahoo mail into a maildir folder on my home system, but yahoo kept changing the protocol and the poor perl script would always have to be updated. With gmail, I simply have it forward a copy to my home server for my personal archive, plus I could probably get to it using pop or imap at no additional charge :P

      bounced emails : the thing that really got me was that they started bouncing about 10% of my incoming mail back to the sender, so all the sites were asking me to update my email address. It sounds like lots of other people had been having this problem for months. I waited for them to resolve it for a few months, but finally gave up :P

      It's been interesting changing all of my accounts over to a new address, but at least now I can track both my personal and spam email from the gmail app on my Android phone, and free up some space by uninstalling the yahoo mail app :-P Not terribly keen on having all of my email traffic being sent through Google, but oh well. Hopefully they'll add some kind of encryption (or at least digital signature) support someday like hushmail.

  33. How does a business put itself up for sale? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

    I've actually been wondering about the process of a business putting itself up for sale. Out of pure self interest, I've got an online business I've been thinking about selling, and I wasn't really sure how to go about it. In part I don't know how to advertise without causing panic amongst the customers. I'm also not really sure what sort of valuation process applies to an online business.

    1. Re:How does a business put itself up for sale? by ErikZ · · Score: 2

      Valuation is just an estimation.

      List the income, liabilities, costs, and monthly profits.

      If you make 1000$ in profit a month, that's a 12k a year business.

      Now, it may be that someone can swoop in and supercharge that business to incredible revenues and profits. But most likely they'll be making 12k a year after they buy it from you. This will help you figure out how much to sell it for. After that though, the terms can be anything.

      As to WHO to sell it to. I'd sell it to a competitor, unless your customers hate them. After that, I'd sell it to a friend who is online savvy and needs the money.

      The problem is, I'm not sure I would buy that business. Imagine you sell it to me for 48k. That would mean I would be working for you, for free, for the next 4 years. Unless I could take that business and increase the profits I would be better off working with my own business. (I also run a small online business, selling downloadable files)

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    2. Re:How does a business put itself up for sale? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      The problem is, I'm not sure I would buy that business. Imagine you sell it to me for 48k. That would mean I would be working for you, for free, for the next 4 years. Unless I could take that business and increase the profits I would be better off working with my own business. (I also run a small online business, selling downloadable files)

      Fair point. In this case, I think increased profits are likely. I've been running out of steam after 5 years of evenings and weekends, and new enthusiasm is likely to lead to more development. There's been a pretty direct correlation between profits and development activity, so I think there's lots of potential for growth. Of course the real trick is convincing a potential buyer that's the truth.

  34. Don't knock Yahoo Answers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love responding to idiots.

  35. Problems not fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sad day. I do like Yahoo! and I used to prefer Yahoo! over any other, including Google. I think the issue with the state of their business is that their site has significant issues, and they've never fixed the problems. Case in point: I can't watch any videos on Yahoo! News or other places throughout the site. I didn't know it was possible to totally fuck up Flash, but apparently it is.

  36. Sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yahoo has some good services. The one that I use most often is Yahoo sports. It's much easier to navigate than espn (and only a bit less comprehensive).

    1. Re:Sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when I say "a bit less comprehensive," I'm talking about sports that espn really cares about covering. Yahoo sports actually covers some sports much better than espn.

  37. Icahn gets his way and hands Yahoo to the wolves by Locutus · · Score: 2

    former Yahoo CEO and co-founder Jerry Yang fought to keep Yahoo out of Microsoft's hands but Carl Icahn was too powerful. Although it took three years, he's now won and did what he said he would do in 2008. Oh well, another one bits the dust.

    There seems to be a pattern here. Products and industries where there are many competitors quickly drop to only 2 or 3 competitors when Microsoft comes in and drops billions into their money losing products to "enter" the market. Companies who made enough profits to stay in the market can no longer stay profitable when Microsoft comes in and finances their entry year after year after year with profits from Windows.

    So long Yahoo, it really was nice knowing you.

    LoB

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  38. So what does this mean for Yahoo! Mail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being yet another person who only cares about how something will personally affect me, the only thing I have to ask is: does this mean someone will come along and make Yahoo! Mail competent? We'd love for free accounts to have IMAP and forwarding to other addresses. Why am I still on Yahoo? Because it just seems tacky to send an e-mail Bcc'd to every person I haven't talked to in a year about my new e-mail.

    Of course, the decision would be easier if Yahoo Mail died and went away. The world would be a better place then.

  39. Replace Google with Wiki... by foolish_to_be_here · · Score: 1

    The Wiki has replaced Google as my search engine of choice UNLESS I'm surfing to purchase. Yes, the wiki has issue with integrity, but much less than the ad's on Google. Now if Yahoo had provided a better search VS desired results than Google it would be number one in popularity despite Google's better revenue return.

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    1. Re:Replace Google with Wiki... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The Wiki has replaced Google as my search engine of choice UNLESS I'm surfing to purchase.

      Not me. If I'm looking for an article on Wikipedia, I use Google to find it, with "wiki keyword". I've tried Wikipedia's built-in search and it's dog slow; even if I'm already reading a wikipedia article, it's much faster to open a new tab and do a Google search for the wiki page rather that just use the searchbox on the already-open wiki page.

  40. Sexist? by acid06 · · Score: 1

    But I can only remember of female CEO who have screwed over tech companies.
    Any success stories to prove me wrong?

    1. Re:Sexist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the ones named Carla. Those are really dangerous for Shareholders and Employees. I think other women, not named Carla, may be fine, a little too much obsessed with bureaucracy, six-sigmas and PMOs, but fine.

  41. How about stop treating CEOs like gods? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    They're employees. Their power should have strong and affective counterbalances, be that an autonomous board or shareholder input. In any market for any company, there's likely a few good decisions you can make and infinitely bad ones. You put one guy in charge with absolute power and the odds are he's going to F up at some point.

    Hell, maybe do away with CEO authority for anything but managing day-to-day ops and let the board make the big decisions.

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  42. Search Terms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In February of 2000 I interviewed for a job at AltaVista in Palo Alto CA. The place seemed really cool to me, but one of the people I talked to there told me management was worried because the number one search term on AltaVista at the time was the word "Yahoo." People were using AltaVista to find Yahoo. I agreed that was a bad sign, went to work for someone else and a few months later their IPO failed and they were ultimately bought out and shuttered by Yahoo.

    In January 2007 I was on a date with a girl who was a marketing director at Yahoo at the time (I know, I know, you're going to call BS because this is Slashdot and guys here don't actually date real women. For the sake of legitimacy, I should point out that this was our first and only date.). I told her the story about AltaVista and respectfully asked what the top search term on Yahoo was these days. She immediately said, "Google." Not every day, but frequently. But they weren't too worried.

    As an aside, I have to say these are sad days for the city of Sunnyvale (in Silicon Valley). Sunnyvale is home to Palm (over by the post office), which was bought out by HP and with the cancellation of the TouchPad is in limbo right now. Nokia consolidated its area offices in a new office building here (across the street from Target), and now that it has given up its operating system in favor of Microsoft's, its only a matter of time before it disappears. And now Yahoo, which used to be on Central Expressway but is now in the towers east of the freeway, has fired its CEO over the phone and put itself up for sale.

  43. p00f by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    mv /owner/yahoo/* /owner/microsoft/

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  44. I remember the good ol' days... by slipangle · · Score: 1

    ... when Yahoo was a 7 page text file that you downloaded with FTP. You printed it and kept it next to you acsii terminal and typed in the URLs that it listed.

  45. times have changed by conark · · Score: 1

    i remember back when the only few "safe" internet companies left were Yahoo, Amazon and Ebay. Not much of the old (first?) guard are remaining. In the case of Yahoo, I think they ended up whoring themselves out way too much to their shareholders. Yang never really seemed to care about the company once he made his $$$ and who knows what the heck happened to Filo. This company is a prime example of having too many cooks in the kitchen. I think one major issue they've had forever is just never moving past the whole "portal" identity thing. Rather than focusing on a specific thing and doing it well, they tried to enter too many markets, buying up any company that might show their investors potential growth. And as for management, just wrong move after wrong move in bringing in MBA types or people with big profiles. But who cares about those people when it seemed that they just wanted their own little golden parachute piece of the pie. This company really needed (needs?) a starving tech visionary to lead it. (Hey, I'm starving!)

  46. John Titor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Revealed one after another..

  47. Obligatory Sci Fi Reference. by DarksideDaveOR · · Score: 1

    I'll buy that for a dollar!

    Wait, no I won't.

  48. Serious mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a serious mistake from Yahoo to give up their search engine. Currently there are only two international
    search engines which are much to few. A search engine is also important to sell things like email or
    Webspace because it attracts people.

  49. serious error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a serious error from Yahoo to sell their search engine. Now there exist only two search engines any more which is
    far to less.

  50. Dear Mr. President by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    The President of the USA should have a salary of minimum wage, given that it is considered as sufficient to live off of. Why should the President demand more money? The "job" is really an opportunity to make things better, and being able to make things better should be the reward in itself. If the PotUSA does a good job, then their reward will be a better country.

  51. flickr? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Yes, and flickr... I use flickr constantly, and as near as I can tell, the service is thriving. I'm worried about what will become of it.

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  52. Re:Icahn gets his way and hands Yahoo to the wolve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So long Yahoo, it really was nice knowing you.

    Yahoo! was done at the point where they were buying Google's search results and pushed out pop-up ads.

    Why stick with Yahoo! for search and get pop-up ads when one could just go to their supplier?

  53. Too long term is possible by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I like the idea of options that can't be exercised for 10 years or so.

    Challenge there is that the average tenure of a Fortune 500 CEO is something on the order of 3-4 years. If there was a 50/50 chance I'd be fired 7 years before the options vest, I'd be less than thrilled about that compensation plan. Not saying long term incentives are bad (I actually agree with you and think long term incentives are the way to go) but there are reasons why CEO candidates might not be interested.

  54. Re:Icahn gets his way and hands Yahoo to the wolve by Locutus · · Score: 1

    ya, I was thinking more about their other services and biz even if they were still fringe player in search.

    LoB

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  55. The wars were optional by Brannon · · Score: 1

    and they cost upwards of $1 trillion.

    "Obama has had three full years to deal with the economy"

    Now we know you are not serious about having any kind of thoughtful discussion.

    Do you have any idea how much vacation time GWB took? Good lord you are retarded.

    1. Re:The wars were optional by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I think on his last vacation, many Fox pundits were giving Obama grief for taking vacation just after the debt limit crises. It turns out that he had taken 61 days of vacation in about 3 years in office. In the same time, GWB took 180 days of vacation. Truthfully though the President doesn't really take vacation like the rest of us. They are still working just working a little bit less and in a different location.

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    2. Re:The wars were optional by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Funny, I didn't mention Bush's "vacations" as either pro or con. I just said that I can't count how many Obama's had. I'm not the Bush bot you think I am. I chalk your reply upto the five year old's "but billy did it too" when caught. I'm sorry, but we weren't talking about billy, we're talking about Obama

      Talk about being retarded and not serious about discussions.

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  56. There are necessary jobs beside engineering by sjbe · · Score: 2

    I think it's that "business" folk in general are shit. They're great at fiddling spreadsheets, and ensuring they get awesome payouts for the most random reasons, and they're great at acquiring companies, ripping them to shreds and making headlines that give investors hardons.

    Sterotypes are easy. If you think "ensuring they get awesome payouts" is an easy thing to do, why aren't you doing it? Fact is that actually starting, running or turning around a business is hard. VERY hard. If you think that "fiddling spreadsheets" is all it takes, you pretty much are admitting you are clueless about how to buy, own, operate, start or sell a business.

    The reason original founders do well isn't because they have a stake in the company...

    Actually founders of business very rarely continue to operate the business once it grows to a significant size. The skill set to start a bootstrap operation and the skill set to run a mid to large sized company are completely different. It is exceedingly rare to find someone like Bill Gates or Steve Jobs who manages to make that transition. Once the company gets large enough to have outside investors it is fairly normal for the founder to step aside or even step away because they quickly get out of their depth. The Google founders hired Schmidt precisely because they knew they did not have the necessary experience or skill set needed to run a large and fast growing company.

    This is why Google dumped Schmidt and handed things back to Larry, because Schmidt is a businessman. He's great at lobbying politicians and so forth, but creating worthwhile and innovative new products? That's not really Schmidt's area of expertise.

    It's not Larry's demonstrated area of expertise either. If it was he'd still be doing engineering. Someone else is making the products. The CEO job is to look at the bigger picture. They make major decisions but they don't create any products. Even Steve Jobs doesn't create the products, he provides feedback and direction but someone else creates the "worthwhile and innovative new products". The only reason Google could hand the job back to Larry is because he's been able to learn from Schmidt for the past decade up close about what it takes to run a company the size of Google. They don't teach that at Stanford, even in the business school. Whether Larry will do well or will make a hash of it remains to be seen.

    1. Re:There are necessary jobs beside engineering by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Sterotypes are easy. If you think "ensuring they get awesome payouts" is an easy thing to do, why aren't you doing it?"

      Mostly because to get a top job where it becomes easy requires as much luck as anything else- luck of being in the right place at the right time, or being brought up in a family that has strong business contacts, or at least has the capacity to send you to a top school where you will make said contacts. Are you seriously implying top execs have a hard time getting large payouts? really? When all these people who fuck up still get massive golden parachutes? where bankers breaking the banking system and still get massive bonuses? The fact is if you're fortunate enough to get into this position then getting an awesome payout isn't hard- you get one even if you severely fuck up. Sure there are of course some who get there through hard work, but it's by no means a majority of them.

      "Fact is that actually starting, running or turning around a business is hard. VERY hard. If you think that "fiddling spreadsheets" is all it takes, you pretty much are admitting you are clueless about how to buy, own, operate, start or sell a business."

      Right, but starting isn't what we're talking about is it? We're talking about managers jumping into posts in existing large companies and then fucking them up. Running and turning them round isn't hard if you have a knack for it- mostly it requires you to be sharp, pragmatic, and to have a head for money. I've been somewhat involved in a reverse takeover and large takeover in the last two years FWIW.

      "The CEO job is to look at the bigger picture. They make major decisions but they don't create any products."

      Of course, but they must have enough knowledge of the industry to see what products that are being developed in their company should be given a boost, and what needs to be axed. Many "businessmen" who are bought into these roles are tech companies fail miserably at this because they have no fucking idea what will work and what wont. They do know how to buy in other companies that look like they're doing well at the moment though, and how to cut margins, but still often without understanding the bigger picture whether this is not recognising that because your acquired company is doing well at point of take over, doesn't mean it's got a future, and whether cutting margins by outsourcing to India is going to fuck your customer base off.

      "Even Steve Jobs doesn't create the products, he provides feedback and direction but someone else creates the "worthwhile and innovative new products""

      No but again, he recognised what deserved priority and what didn't. Someone with a purely business oriented mindset would fail at that.

      Many CEOs tend to come from a financial background which makes them great with money, but hopeless at understanding the market. These CEOs would excel at running a shell company that buys, restructures and sells companies, or running a hedge fund firm, but when it comes to running tech companies and the like? They often fail hard.

      You can have all the business experience in the world, but if you don't know where the technology world is headed, or how it ticks because you're not genuinely interested in it then you'll struggle to be succesful in running a large tech company.

  57. The shareholders are the owners, not the officers by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Upon getting a job with a company, employee gets a set amount of employee stock.

    Exactly what do you define as "employee stock"? How does it differ from common or preferred stock? How is it valued, what are the terms of holding, under what circumstances can it be sold or transferred, what is its liquidation preference, etc.

    No bonus are given. Instead, dividends are paid to employees or (employees AND common stock).

    A dividend paid to an employee is a bonus. Call it whatever you like but the result is the same.

    With this approach, all have a common interest in seeing the company make the most money possible over a long term.

    Hah! You think that cannot be gamed for short term interests? All it takes is for the board to declare a special dividend. You are talking about problems of agency and those are not easy problems to solve. I seriously doubt you can devise an incentive scheme that cannot be gamed by someone determined to do so.

    With your approach, executives have a strong incentive to play the stock market game, instead of focusing on the company's long term gains.

    The job of executives is to increase the value of the shareholders investment. If the shareholders desire short term gains then that is the failure of the shareholders, not the executive they hired to deliver those short term gains. If the shareholders (the owners of the company) desire longer term gains, they have the ability to direct the company officers to take a longer term perspective.

  58. Re:The shareholders are the owners, not the office by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Upon getting a job with a company, employee gets a set amount of employee stock.

    Exactly what do you define as "employee stock"? How does it differ from common or preferred stock? How is it valued, what are the terms of holding, under what circumstances can it be sold or transferred, what is its liquidation preference, etc.

    Employee Stock is not available on the stock market. Only Employees can own it and it is sold back to the company and no other places. All ESOPs have this. It is well known stock.

    No bonus are given. Instead, dividends are paid to employees or (employees AND common stock).

    A dividend paid to an employee is a bonus. Call it whatever you like but the result is the same.

    No, a bonus is decided by a person, typically the manager, but it can also be higher.
    A dividend is paid to ALL stock of one or more classes.

    With this approach, all have a common interest in seeing the company make the most money possible over a long term.

    Hah! You think that cannot be gamed for short term interests? All it takes is for the board to declare a special dividend. You are talking about problems of agency and those are not easy problems to solve. I seriously doubt you can devise an incentive scheme that cannot be gamed by someone determined to do so.

    That is why I wrote in there that dividends are paid to (employees || (employees && regular stock)). Can it be gamed? Probably.

    With your approach, executives have a strong incentive to play the stock market game, instead of focusing on the company's long term gains.

    The job of executives is to increase the value of the shareholders investment. If the shareholders desire short term gains then that is the failure of the shareholders, not the executive they hired to deliver those short term gains. If the shareholders (the owners of the company) desire longer term gains, they have the ability to direct the company officers to take a longer term perspective.

    That is right. And if the employees are a major part of that shareholders, then issue solved. In particular, it is normally in the employees best interest for long-term profits, rather than short-term payouts. Note that with the employees, they get little if the company gives up long-term assests for a short-term stock gain.

    However, other than mutual funds, etc, AND EXECUTIVES THAT WANT TO JUMP, most stockholders do not want short-term gains. They are in it for the long haul.

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  59. Nothing Of Value Was Lost by idbeholda · · Score: 1

    Someone had to say it.

  60. Re:The shareholders are the owners, not the office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make it like China: You fuck with People's Bicycle Factory, You get a visit in the night, the last visit you'll ever get.

  61. So NO to Murdoch by Pigskin-Referee · · Score: 1

    If Yahoo were ever sold to that slimy, dirt bag Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation I would never use it again for anything.

    From what I have read, the infrastructure at Yahoo is seriously dated. Selling to Microsoft with their large cash reserves might prove to be a wise decision. On the other hand, Microsoft tried once and failed. At this point in time Yahoo is by no means as an attractive commodity.

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