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  1. Re:what an ep1c hack on Finnish Hacker Isolates Helicopter GPS Coordinates From YouTube Video Sounds · · Score: 1

    I'd download a car rather than steal it!

  2. Re:Don't they have an fiber to the node cable netw on Australia's $44B Broadband Network May Settle For Fiber Near the Home · · Score: 2

    Wish I had mod points as you neatly some up the actual reason for the debate rather than the bullshit spun by the government and the supporting Murdoch media. Remember when 56k modems first come out and people were saying how incredible it was and we would never need faster? This is the crap they are spinning while trying to hobble the NBN by forcing it to buy into H(t)elstras decayed and rotten copper network for the last link to the homes. We build you a 400 hp engine but let the diff only cope with 25hp so you can't actually use the grunt you installed. Murdoch is fully aware that 1st world internet would be the death knock for the abysmal excuse for bundled cable (pay) tv he has as people would by streamed sessions of what they want without his overcooked advertising and re-re-re-re-runs. Tony Abbott (our Prime Minister; known as Toned Abs) owes him for the fox news type support he got before, during and after the election so has stacked Ziggy (who fucked up Telstra) onto the NBN to work his magic... I want fibre to my house so I can actually have real internet as my crap speed on the decayed copper network sucks, even worse when it rains. Fibre to the node aint fixing that.

  3. Re:Beaten by a music generator? on Hacker Spoofs Track Plays To Top Music Charts · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yep, all your tunes are belong to us!

  4. No, his fucking hand is the one that is preoccupied.

    Sometimes it pays to be ambidextrous.

    Ambisextrous!

  5. Re:Hypocrite. on DNA Sequence Withheld From New Botulism Paper · · Score: 1

    All your sequence are belong to us!

  6. Isn't the internest about cats? on Promising Vaccine Candidate Could Lead To a Definitive Cure For HIV · · Score: 0

    Monkeys? This could work for feline aids. Then I could vaccinate my cat! Then all the cat lovers on the internets could have aids free pussies!

  7. More like on IBM Uses Internal Kickstarters To Pick Projects · · Score: 1

    All your idea are belong to us!

  8. Re:Dammit Jim! on Dentist Wants To Clone John Lennon Using DNA Extracted From Lennon's Tooth · · Score: 1

    We're putting the band back together!

  9. Now stop the carry on Carreon on Man Who Tangled With The Oatmeal Ordered To Pay $46k · · Score: 1

    Now stop the carry on Carreon

  10. Re:Same Typical Vending Problems? on High Tech Vending Machines Transform IT Support At Facebook · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey Fred? Can I borrow your badge for a sec?

  11. I'm sorry, Dave, on 2001: a Space Odyssey's Dave Returns To Sci-fi In New Film · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm afraid I can't do that

  12. more ads on CAPTCHA Using Ad-Based Verification · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's only because some company will pay to use their logo or watch their mini movie for the answer.

  13. Re:Probably not on Will Tablets Kill Off e-Readers? · · Score: 0

    Why? Is she going jogging? I would be surprised if she could use it plugged in... Cheap tablets can do far more than just read books too. Even the not absolutely cheapest ones ie $100 can do skype, Hi Mom!

  14. Re:Link went mising - here it is on Catfish Strands Itself To Kill Pigeons · · Score: 1

    Who put the catfish amongst the pigeons?

  15. Re:Get used to it on Google Blocks Author's Ads For Offering Torrent Of His Own Book · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well he could distribute it via megaupload or similar. Oh-wait...

  16. Re:iPhone on Star Trek Tech That Exists Today · · Score: 1

    aaaah so prior art then!

  17. Re:They're stupid on Study Finds Unvaccinated Students Putting Other Students At Risk · · Score: 1

    You want your right to no vaccination? Sure you can have it. Now fuck off out of my herd immunity and take your chances.

  18. Re:No shit sherlock on Are Indian High Schoolers Manning Your IBM Help Desk? · · Score: 1

    Really? I don't think they would be surprised at all that the IBM help desk is being staffed by high school students. Not. At. All.

  19. Take my money on A Build-It-Yourself Electric Vehicle · · Score: 2

    Does it come in pieces, each fortnight, on a magazine? First issue only $19.99!

  20. Oh god I want one! on Army Creates a Directed Lightning Bolt Weapon · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is my dream device. I have sat on my bike, in my car and had someone do something so stupid. Now I can fry the snot outa something and nothing left to say it was me!

  21. Re:Do you mind ? on Shenzhou 9 Sparks Renewed Debate On Space Race With China · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I do mind. I seriously think China will get up there and stay before the US unless the US pimp it up as a face saver. China will do it for a tiny proportion of the budget with less fanfare and make it work. Eventually. 'To infinity and beyond'

  22. Re:Prediction on Shenzhou 9 Sparks Renewed Debate On Space Race With China · · Score: 1

    China will colonise the moon

  23. Awww good on em on China Completes Its First Manned Space Docking · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now everyone will want to do it

  24. Pixels on LG Aims To Beat Apple's Retina Display · · Score: 1, Funny

    All the way down

  25. Re:Low standards on What Various Studies Really Reveal About File-Sharing · · Score: 3, Informative

    Congratulations! You have just pointed out what both sides are doing except one side has far more money and publicity power and the other has 10 million internets until the first side buys your government and then the other has no internets.