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  1. In Soviet Russia on A Fifth of Telecommuters Work Less Than An Hour Per Day · · Score: 2

    Telecommuters work on a fifth.

  2. In Soviet Amerika.. on Smart Meters Reveal What You're Watching · · Score: 1

    wait for it....

    TV watch YOU!

  3. In Soviet Russia... on Hackers Break Browser SSL/TLS Encryption · · Score: 1

    The Browser break hackers!

  4. Re:Such a waste on Purdue Students Building Moon Lander Rocket · · Score: 1

    Yea, once dogs evolve enough to teach aerospace engineering it is my hope that they will be the ones to put and end to crap like this.

  5. Re:how long they spent on each site... on Ask Slashdot: Low-Cost Tools To Track Employees' Web Use? · · Score: 1

    Yea, I had an employer that did this. Spend all day reading a handful of Slashposts( or whatever ), no problem.

    Screw up and leave a stock ticker open and updating in the background all day - all night, get an email from HR.

    Yea I was here at 3:30AM getting stock quotes... morons

  6. Re:Another step closer to proving there is no God on 50 New Exoplanets Found, Billions More Await · · Score: 2

    see! THAT was just a preview.

    Wail till they're sure

  7. Another step closer to proving there is no God on 50 New Exoplanets Found, Billions More Await · · Score: 1

    Once we can be sure there is no one watching... once we can be sure no one is watching...

    Well... you'll see.

    P.S.

    In Soviet Russia.. exoplanet find YOU!

  8. Re:Well it will give the nerds something on Heathkit DIY Kits Are Coming Back · · Score: 1

    By 'living it up" I presume you mean taking a break from job hunting.

    Or do you mean clocking in at the gas station? .... scooping out the floaters in the fry machine?

  9. Re:Telecommute on Paralyzed Patients Control Robot With Brain Waves · · Score: 1

    This is the futuristic equivalent to the "Reply All" faux pas. Can you imagine what would happen when workers forget to log out at the end of the day?

    Robots sitting in empty, darkened offices,spanking it to unseen internet porn- sobbing in self loathing and shame.

  10. In Soviet Russia... on Paralyzed Patients Control Robot With Brain Waves · · Score: 1

    Robot paralyze you!

  11. Re:Arse about on SignalGuru Helps Drivers Avoid Red Lights · · Score: 1

    Naturally, you invoked Dunning-Kruger and totally missed the point.

    Awesome brainfart.

  12. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world on Steve Jobs Resigns As Apple CEO · · Score: 1

    Who gonna fill they shooooes?
    Oh! who gonna fill they shooooes?
    I said who gonna fill they shooooes?
    Oh lordy now, who gonna fill they shooooes?
    Come on now, who gonna fill they shooooes.

    they shoes...
    they shoes...
    when they gooooone?

    Thats my so long, you rich fucker, song.

  13. Re:Correction on Sports Bars Changing Channels For Video Gamers · · Score: 1

    NASCAR.

    To paraphrase the great Philosopher, Lewis Black: Insanity is people sitting in traffic all day to go watch cars drive fast.

  14. Important Subjective Update on 5.8 Earthquake Hits East Coast of the US · · Score: 1

    I'm in Arizona... didnt feel a thing.

  15. Re:People still believe that? on Evangelical Scientists Debate Creation Story · · Score: 1

    Question:

    Do you believe that it could be possible, one day, for a dog to teach history at a university?

  16. Re:God fearing men... on After Rick Perry's Stem Cell Treatment, Misplaced Enthusiasm? · · Score: 1

    Too late.

  17. Re:Comparative Advantage... on Why Amazon Can't Manufacture a Kindle In the US · · Score: 1

    Africa, the Final Frontier.

  18. Re:So on Teacher Cannot Be Sued For Denying Creationism · · Score: 1

    And complex minds, such as yourself, can be manipulated into believing that one day a dog may teach history at Harvard.

  19. Re:I saw a strange one years ago on Perseid Meteor Shower Peaks Tonight · · Score: 2

    Wow, 3 minutes for a drug reference to pop up.

    And they say pot makes you slow.

  20. I saw a strange one years ago on Perseid Meteor Shower Peaks Tonight · · Score: 1

    I was parked in an empty field in North Dallas at about 4 AM and a large one came in from the north. As it traversed to the South just to the East of my location it broke up into several fragments that began to rotate about one another, it came to a stop and the fragments continued to 'orbit' one another for brief period before the light faded.

    I have seen plenty of meteorites break up but I have never heard of this type of thing before. Has anyone an explanation for this phenomena?

  21. Re:Where is the energy coming from? on 8 Grams of Thorium Could Replace Gasoline In Cars · · Score: 1

    Water isn't an element.

  22. Re:Hmmm on 8 Grams of Thorium Could Replace Gasoline In Cars · · Score: 2

    After EXTENSIVE computation based on your figures I have come to the conclusion that it will cost about... carry the 3.... divide.... round up...

    $5/gram.

  23. Re:I don't get it... on DARPA Loses Contact With Hypersonic Glider · · Score: 1

    In the terminal phase it wont look like an ICBM warhead, that is, an object in a ballistic orbit. It will glide and maneuver toward the target.

    If the concept takes hold this theory will go out the window, of course, when they decide to put nukes in them.

  24. Re:True Religion usa on DHS Creating Database of Secret Watchlists · · Score: 1

    Say, dude, know where I can get sum jeans?

  25. Re:Now it comes down to on Facebook: We Have Proof Ceglia's Contract Is Fake · · Score: 1

    Yea, it really about Wired Magazine. It's one thing to have a cover with the Zuk on it. Quite another if Zuk has to share it with some old school coder.

    Not quite as 'cool', for some reason.