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  1. In Soviet Russia on HP Chairman Raymond Lane Steps Down · · Score: 1

    HP steps on YOU!!!

  2. In Soviet Russia on Build a Secret Compartment, Go To Jail · · Score: 1

    Jail IS secret compartment!!!

  3. Re:SUN is dead. on Oracle Releases SPARC T5 Servers; Too Late? · · Score: 1

    No, some fucker in Soviet Russia won, dickhead.

  4. Much older on Study Finds Universe Is 100 Million Years Older Than Previously Thought · · Score: 1

    So the universe is a woman?

    Next we we will find out that it is more massive than previously estimated.

  5. mmm, I don't think pandas look like pandas because they wear panda makeup.

    You probably should not smoke pot and post here, or anywhere.

  6. Re:Not true. on Ohio Judge Rules Speed Cameras Are a Scam · · Score: 1

    What you do I catch them in a lie about some material fact in your case.

    "Officer, at any point after taking your speed measurement did you lose visual contact with the speeding vehicle?"
    "No, I did not"
    "So, you did not, on beginning pursuit, check for oncoming traffic before entering the road surface?"
    "Of course I did"
    "But you just said that you did not lose visual contact with the speeding vehicle. WHAT WILL IT BE SIR!?!?!"

    Try it some time, its fun!

  7. Re:Not true. on Ohio Judge Rules Speed Cameras Are a Scam · · Score: 1

    Haven't you READ this thread?

    Dont get hit from behind!

  8. Re:serves them right on Google Will Cut 1,200 More Jobs At Motorola Mobility · · Score: 1

    Probably hiring so they will have somebody to fire in the future.

  9. About Par For the Course on Google Will Cut 1,200 More Jobs At Motorola Mobility · · Score: 1

    Eventually there will be NO Motorola employees.

    The last guy will come to the conclusion that he will have to fire himself.

  10. Implications on NASA Discovers Third Radiation Belt Circling Earth · · Score: 1

    What can we draw from this with regards to that tea kettle that is in orbit up there?

  11. Re:Second type of target... on al-Qaeda's 22 Tips and Tricks To Dodge Drones · · Score: 1

    Poppycock. Current trends tend to not continue far into the future.

    I'm reminded when the manufacturer Delphi moved some of it operations to Mexico.
    Americans were all like: "They're taking away er jibs!!"
    Mexicans well all like: "Its the wave of the future, get used to it"

    Then Delphi moved their Mexican operations to China
    The Mexicans were all like: "They're taking away er jibs!"
    The Chinese were all like: "Its the wave of the future, get used to it"

  12. Re:Not a problem on Does the Higgs Boson Reveal Our Universe's Doomsday? · · Score: 1

    Some more grist for the mill- this seems to the the source of Alphas population data.

    http://www.prb.org/Articles/2002/HowManyPeopleHaveEverLivedonEarth.aspx

  13. Re:Not a problem on Does the Higgs Boson Reveal Our Universe's Doomsday? · · Score: 1
  14. In Soviet Russia on Billionaires Secretly Fund Vast Climate Denial Network · · Score: 1

    Billionaires ARE the secret!!!

  15. Re:30 years ago? End of world. on Huge Meteor Blazes Across Sky Over Russia; Hundreds Injured · · Score: 1

    Man, that is a long exposure photograph, intended to emphasize the luminosity of the reentry vehicles. Useful, that is, for marketing purposes, for wartime target estimation... not so much.

  16. Holy Fricking Shit!!!!! on Huge Meteor Blazes Across Sky Over Russia; Hundreds Injured · · Score: 1

    Right now, without further delay we need to make sure that the worlds population of truck drivers, harley-davidson owners and oil well roughnecks are ready to spring into action to save us all.

    Oh, and make sure Aerosmith in on speed-dial.

  17. Re:It begins, the horrible Asteroid B-movie. on Huge Meteor Blazes Across Sky Over Russia; Hundreds Injured · · Score: 1

    No, no, no, not Paris, in general. Only the destruction of the Eiffel Tower is required for an Epic.

  18. Re:It has for undergrad, not so much for the grads on Ask Slashdot: Is the Bar Being Lowered At Universities? · · Score: 1

    Does the thought: "Maybe its me " ever cross your mind?

  19. Re:Wrong site on Ask Slashdot: Is the Bar Being Lowered At Universities? · · Score: 1

    You senile old fuck, you are on my lawn!! AND I'm missing Murder She Wrote because of you.

    I just pooped, a little.

    This is not my house....

  20. Re:Betteridge's Law has been beaten on Ask Slashdot: Is the Bar Being Lowered At Universities? · · Score: 2

    The "college experience" is much more gentle now than it used to be. However, when you reach the upper division this will go away and you will have to stand your own ground.

    Enjoy your group work, it is not going to last.

  21. Kill it on Alcoholism Vaccine Makes Alcohol Intolerable To Drinkers · · Score: 1

    Kill it with fire!

  22. In Soviet Russia on Lab Rats Given "Sixth Sense" · · Score: 1

    rats give YOU a "sixth sense"!!!

  23. Recent firings? on Valve Officially Launches Steam For Linux · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Could this be the reason for the recent firing at valve?

    In my neck of the woods, delivering a release is a time for great trepidation as companies realize that they are not going to need quite so many those overpaid typists now that the product is out.

  24. In Soviet Russia on New Medal Designed To Honor Cyber Soldiers · · Score: 1

    ...cyber soldiers get a chest full of lead!!

  25. In Soviet Russia... on Reasons You're Not Getting Interviews; Plus Some Crazy Real Resume Mistakes · · Score: 1

    resume mistake hire you!!