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  1. what a coincidence on New Treatment Stops Type II Diabetes · · Score: 1, Funny

    After hundreds of years, they come up with a "cure" that the patient takes for their entire life and like half a billion people need. I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that the pharmaceutical company never intended to happen *sneezes and takes another Zyrtec*

  2. Re:I have a suggestion on HP Claims Their Moonshot System is a 'New Style of IT' (Video) · · Score: 1

    It's short for cover your ass with flame resistant material if you have HPs on the premises,

  3. have to say it on Malaysian Passenger Plane Reportedly Shot Down Over Ukraine · · Score: 1

    In before World War 3!

  4. what this says on Microsoft CEO To Slash 18,000 Jobs, 12,500 From Nokia To Go · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He might as well have written "Hey everyone, stop giving a shit about your job because you're probably fired." The same thing happened for the contracted/outsourced IT dept at the hospital where I worked. They told them 2 years in advance that they were not renewing their contract and were switching to a crew from IBM. So they stopped caring, didn't follow the dress code, outsourced internal support calls to Mexico, and their support response time rose to 3 months.

  5. wow on Giant Crater Appears In Northern Siberia · · Score: 1

    "large enough for several Mi-8 helicopters to fly into it - not that they have."
    "the dark colour of the crater indicates 'some temperature processes', without explaining more what they may mean"
    " it could be caused by a space object - perhaps a meteorite...We can definitely say that it is not a meteorite. No details yet,"
    "one web claim suggested - evidence 'of the arrival of a UFO craft' to the planet."
    That's some quality journalism right there.

  6. waste of money on Two Big Dark Matter Experiments Gain US Support · · Score: 0

    Every dark matter detection experiment ever performed has suggested it doesn't exist. The proof that it does exist requires that we accurately know how much mass is in the universe, which we absolutely do not. The money should be spent on developing fusion, not testing for dark matter. They might as well fund a search for bigfoot.

  7. you're assuming she wasn't lying on French Blogger Fined For Negative Restaurant Review · · Score: 1

    I own a shop and I can tell you from experience that the vast majority of people who leave negative reviews are clueless, petty, psychotic assholes who have no idea what they're talking about. This one 70 year old bitch left a review saying that after I had to reset Windows 8 to factory default state (after her nephew used it and wouldn't tell them the main login password) that her wireless didn't work and her printer no longer printer. Um yeah, that's what happens when you reset windows. It forgets your wifi passwords and uninstalls your printer software. But try explaining that to her. She was screaming at me on the phone that I don't know what I'm doing and need to give her a refund etc. What a useless waste of space. Those are the people get write negative reviews.

  8. uh oh on Mt. Fuji Volcano In 'Critical State' After Quakes · · Score: 1

    I don't even need to google it or check in any way to see if people are dumb enough to still live near it. Somehow, deep down, I just know they are. I bet their property values just dropped a bit too.

  9. The smartest idea on Selectively Reusing Bad Passwords Is Not a Bad Idea, Researchers Say · · Score: 1

    I personally use tiered passwords. Some forum or random website gets my low level password. Something vaguely important like a prominent tech support forum account gets a higher level password. Web servers and those sorts of logins get unique passwords each to avoid mass hacking. Banking passwords get my top tier password. Encrypted archives get my even more top tier and excessively long password. That last one doesn't even have to be good, it just has to be long. Llamasllamasllamas!123 is actually a very good password.

  10. Really? on FBI Concerned About Criminals Using Driverless Cars · · Score: 1

    Really? Those are the big concerns? Here are my concerns. They'll run people and animals over and fail to drive properly in heavy snow or rain or GPS will put them through a farmer's field.

  11. about time on Pseudonyms Now Allowed On Google+ · · Score: 1

    The number of stalkers, kidnappers, and identity thefts just got slashed by them allowing fake names. It's about damn time. Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, and Hitler posted a comment on my Google+ page that they're very happy with the change as well.

  12. I have a suggestion on HP Claims Their Moonshot System is a 'New Style of IT' (Video) · · Score: 2

    They forgot the golden rule of IT. If your company has the #1 worst rated consumer customer support and the #1 least reliable laptops (emachines beat them at desktops) then don't create a brand new technology that people will be hesitant to use. You pretty much have to be the exact opposite. Only the best company can come out with something new, claim "just trust us, it works perfectly and you should use it" and have people believe them. I really hope this finally bankrupts them so I can stop having to put out HP-induced fires at my business. I'ms serious, two dc5700's lit on fire.

  13. Morons on German NSA Committee May Turn To Typewriters To Stop Leaks · · Score: 1

    I have a better idea. Buy a laptop. Encrypt the entire hard drive. Clip the gold pins on the ethernet port. Disable all USB ports in the BIOS (most can do this). Then remove the wireless card completely. Tada, a typewriter.

  14. hilarious on Massive Job Cuts Are Reportedly Coming For Microsoft Employees · · Score: 1

    "said the people, who asked not to be identified because the plans aren’t public"
    Well, I guess who know who is getting fired.

  15. People with brains don't cut back on energy use. What's easier? Every single person, as in millions of people, lives like a post-apocalyptic refugee and uses 50% less power while the population continues to increase by 50% quite quickly
    or
    That power plant down the street starts pulling power out of thin air with solar and wind and everyone keeps doing whatever they want. Gee, I wonder which solution is more durable. There is no level of power saving that will fix climate change. It HAS TO be fixed at the source.

  16. Side by side on Leaked Build of Windows 9 Shows Start Menu Return · · Score: 1

    I looked at that shot side by side with a verified Win8 U2 release of the start menu (which is now cancelled) and it's basically the exact same thing. So they already slapped users in the face by saying it will be in a fall update to 8.1 then cancelling it. Now here comes the other hand for slap #2 that they're pretending it's a new development or invention. They just stole it completely from 8.1 U2.

  17. wait a minute on Coming Soon(ish) From LG: Transparent, Rollup Display · · Score: 0

    Didn't their market research branch let them know that this has no widespread practical use and nobody wants this? What is the motivation to replace my monitor with this? For an ultra-thin cell phone, it has major piercing damage risk issues. I just don't see this taking off. It's like making a smart watch just because you can but conveniently forgetting that nobody wants one.

  18. Re:A worldwide contest ... but only in English on Public To Vote On Names For Exoplanets · · Score: 1

    Time for a fun trivia question. What language is the majority of the internet written in? (it's a slight majority but it's a majority)

  19. Re:Smart move... on Public To Vote On Names For Exoplanets · · Score: 1

    Well then let's name it Slashdot.

  20. Re:Cashless can't happen, here is why ... on Predicting a Future Free of Dollar Bills · · Score: 2

    As a small business owner, I can tell you that the even more hush hush method of payment is bartering. There's no trail or taxes and honestly I don't think it should be taxed either. That's simply because of the annoyance of estimating value and the near impossibility of drawing it from owner's equity to drawn income.

    If I want to pay a 14 year old computer repair enthusiast and intern/assistant without 1000000 forms to fill out, I give them property that can be flipped for cash extremely quickly like game codes from the Nvidia promotion. That's how small stuff will be handled without cash.

  21. Re:Fiat can crash on Predicting a Future Free of Dollar Bills · · Score: 1

    That's just dumb. Fiats don't start most of the time. How are they going to crash if they don't start?

  22. Re:What? on Predicting a Future Free of Dollar Bills · · Score: 1

    Nooo, sexily plug in a bitcoin-enabled USB flash drive into their USB socketed Gstring. Of course, having to flip it around like 17 times before getting it to connect correctly because of its false symmetry might get annoying.

  23. Re:Smart move... on Public To Vote On Names For Exoplanets · · Score: 1

    I can't believe I forgot that one! And Dovahkiin.

  24. bad idea on How To Fix The Shortage of K-5 Scholastic Chess Facilitators · · Score: 0

    Fact 1: Most 16 year olds I know these days can't spell.
    Fact 2: An adult has 2x the brainpower as a child, especially with decision making, because of frontal lobe rearrangements that happen during teen years

    So it's really quite stupid to teach K-5 kids chess instead of reading, writing, and spelling.

  25. A better idea on Utility Wants $17,500 Refund After Failure To Scrub Negative Search Results · · Score: 1

    They should have just hired Barbara Streisand to handle the situation instead. She's have the same results, just at a lower price.