Slashdot Mirror


User: NoNonAlphaCharsHere

NoNonAlphaCharsHere's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
2,070
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 2,070

  1. Yeah, these silly posts from random people's blogs really make me yearn for the Golden Age of Slashdot, when serious articles from respected authors like Roland Piquepaille were the norm.

  2. And that ain't all on Have a Privacy-Invasion Wishlist? Peruse NSA's Top Secret Catalog · · Score: 5, Funny

    The NSA has been "secretly back-dooring" the American people for years.

  3. Re:...not more than colorably different... on Apple Again Seeks Ban On 20+ Samsung Devices In US · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the current patent mess had been in place when cars were first industrialized, one automaker would have had the patent on the gas pedal, another on brake lights, another on the turn signal lever, and still another on windshield wipers. They could all either cross-license each other's "IP", or invent a totally different way to do trivially simple operations. The Apple (or Amazon) of the day would have been claiming rights to the concept of "internal combustion". Of course, cell-phones have to interoperate with towers and other infrastructure, so there's really only ONE way to do certain things...

  4. ...not more than colorably different... on Apple Again Seeks Ban On 20+ Samsung Devices In US · · Score: 4, Insightful

    LOL. This from a company that uses rounded corners as a patentable way to differentiate themselves from the rest of the market. By that light, being a different color sounds like "innovation" to me ;)

  5. Re:Nigger Hitler Fuck on Internet Commenting Growing Away From Anonymity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I happen to have mod points today, and so could engage in a losing "Insightful/Funny" vs "Troll/Offtopic" mod war, but instead I'll comment that the people knee-jerk modding this down are *entirely* missing the point. Granted, "gelfing"'s 4-digit UID lends context that normally isn't available, but it's blazingly clear that "Nigger Hitler Fuck" is a bit of performance art which is both spot-on-topic and PERFECTLY cromulent to the discussion at hand.

    I'm reminded of Tom Duff's quote about Duff's Device as regards the fall-through behavior of case statements in C: "This code forms some sort of argument in that debate, but I'm not sure whether it's for or against."

  6. Re:New Suit on Spacesuit Problems Delay ISS Repair Spacewalk · · Score: 2

    They should have built simpler, more reliable suits.

    Oh FFS. Let's see: the whole human race doesn't have 10,000 hours of EVA activity logged, but we've been sailing on the ocean since before recorded history. Yet somehow, somehow, there's still things to be learned about designing, building and sailing better sailboats. Ask any America's Cup team. NASA has eventualities even most good engineers would never dream of already planned for, printed up, and sitting in a binder, waiting for that 1 in 1,000,000,000 Bad Thing (tm) to happen. But /tards will always be there to say "derp, they should have done that, and done it cheaper, after all, my tax dollars <chest thump> droooolll...".

  7. Re:Upside-down pyramids on Overstock.com Plans To Accept Bitcoin · · Score: 1

    Well, the NASDAQ is at levels it hasn't been at since 2000, and gold is trading at a 3-year low, so if I thought that the bubble was about to pop, which I actually do, and the choice of which "currency" to trade dollars for, gold or bitcoins, I know which one I'd pick. #include <std-disclaimer.h>

  8. Upside-down pyramids on Overstock.com Plans To Accept Bitcoin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yikes. What this guy knows about monetary policy and central banking is - staggering. While national backing-free fiat currency may not be the most desirable way to do things, multiple entities issuing highly volatile (think internet speeds) banknotes of dubious value (CPU cycles? really?) is an insane step in the wrong direction.

  9. Re:Hmmm on DHS Turns To Unpaid Interns For Nation's Cyber Security · · Score: 1

    Um, no, actually.

  10. Re:That's absolutely amazing. on French Team Implants First Long-Term Artificial Heart · · Score: 1

    Whatever it costs, it's worth it. Can you imagine the heartbreak at being told "we couldn't save your son, but the good news is that his heart is keeping Dick Cheney alive"?

  11. In other news on Microsoft Security Essentials Misses 39% of Malware · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft Windows hosts 99.999% of malware.

  12. Re:Hmmm on DHS Turns To Unpaid Interns For Nation's Cyber Security · · Score: 1

    Marxist.

  13. Re:What Sci-fi movies? on What Sci-Fi Movies Teach Us About Project Management Skills · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been on several projects where I fervently wished "dust off and nuke it from orbit" was a project management option. It is, after all, the only way to be sure.

  14. Re:The project lessons I've learned from sf movies on What Sci-Fi Movies Teach Us About Project Management Skills · · Score: 1

    I was thinking more like Stargate SG-1.

    <shrug> "Hey, it's what we do".

  15. Re:Aw crap on Fomalhaut C Has a Huge Cometary Debris Ring And, Potentially, Exoplanets · · Score: 1

    Aye. If it was good enough for K&R, it's good enough for me. Function prototypes and void are for sissies.

  16. Aw crap on Fomalhaut C Has a Huge Cometary Debris Ring And, Potentially, Exoplanets · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fomalhaut C? I thought we left all that vendor-based extension stuff behind when we finally got ANSI C.

  17. I guess I'm going to hell on The Software Inferno · · Score: 1

    Because I always thought there was a special place for those who could cram 7 GoF patterns into a HelloWorld, whether they needed them, or were ever ever ever going to extend or reuse the HelloWorld or not.

  18. Re:NOW we're talking "ubiquitous" and "paperless" on Datawind Not Blowing Smoke: $38 Tablet Coming To the US · · Score: 1

    The manufacturer/specs don't matter nearly as much as the $38 price point. THAT'S the big deal here.

  19. NOW we're talking "ubiquitous" and "paperless" on Datawind Not Blowing Smoke: $38 Tablet Coming To the US · · Score: 1

    Picture every nurse in a hospital with one in their pocket. Picture 3rd graders taking spelling tests with these. Picture every coffee-shop waitress with one. Picture these replacing smart thermostats and TV remotes, anything with a reasonably sophisticated (i.e. > on/off) UI.

  20. Re:There were 10 types of ancient societies on Polynesians May Have Invented Binary Math · · Score: 4, Funny

    They also used coconut shells as both bowls and for fuel. Polymorphism, if you will.

  21. Re:A new product on FDA Seeks Tougher Rules For Antibacterial Soaps · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for Listerine to cure my cold.

  22. Re:Reverse Santa? on Disney Pulls a Reverse Santa, Takes Back Christmas Shows From Amazon Customers · · Score: 4, Funny

    I forgot to mention: You're always the one catching, and there's never any lube.

  23. Re:Reverse Santa? on Disney Pulls a Reverse Santa, Takes Back Christmas Shows From Amazon Customers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being that Amazon and Disney are involved, it's probably more like the anal version of a Reverse Cowgirl.

  24. Re:First-world problems strike again! on Safari Stores Previous Browsing Session Data Unencrypted · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're talking about Macs. It's a first-world problem by definition.

  25. Hey on Safari Stores Previous Browsing Session Data Unencrypted · · Score: 5, Funny

    When Apple says "easier to use", they mean for EVERYBODY.