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  1. Maybe FedEx will deliver them on Canadian Space Agency Shows Off Prototype Rovers · · Score: 0

    Prototype Canadian rovers have the same problem as (notional) Iranian nukes: no delivery systems.

  2. In other words on Explosive Detecting Devices Face Off With Bomb Dogs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "We can't use dogs to spy on everybody, everyplace, all the time".

  3. Re:Do Not Want! on Former Australian Cop Wants Jail For Internet Trolls · · Score: 1

    A priest, a minister and a rabbi are discussing when life begins. The priest says "life begins at conception". The minister says "life begins at birth". The rabbi says "life begins when the kids move out and the dog dies".

  4. Re:Do Not Want! on Former Australian Cop Wants Jail For Internet Trolls · · Score: 4, Funny

    A priest, a minister, a rabbi and a polar bear walk into a bar. Bartender says: "What is this, some kind of joke?".

  5. Re:Self consistency optional. on Making Biodegradable Computer Chips Out of Spider Silk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why do you hate America? If we paid CEOs even more money, they'd create even more jobs.

  6. Re:Self consistency optional. on Making Biodegradable Computer Chips Out of Spider Silk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, I don't know. In lots of industries "within four orders of magnitude" is the same thing as "equal". Economists and US senators, for example.

  7. Re:What secrets do the Canadians have? Maple syrup on Canadian Spying Case Proves Floppy Drive Isn't Dead Yet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Spying on Sarah Palin's house.

  8. Re:With apologies to Michio Kaku on Kurzweil: The Cloud Will Expand Human Brain Capacity · · Score: 5, Funny

    One day, very soon, a chip in your head will instantaneously connect with The Singularity, which will transmit back images into your corneal implants which will show you why this is so. In the meantime, take it as The Received Word from the future.

  9. With apologies to Michio Kaku on Kurzweil: The Cloud Will Expand Human Brain Capacity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ray Kurzweil is the biggest hack on the planet.

  10. Re:Live free or DIE on A Day in Your Life, Fifteen Years From Now · · Score: 1

    Way to completely miss the point. In almost all areas of the US, water usage fees are really sewer/water treatment fees.

  11. 12:45 of a talking head???? on Meet The Institute for Ethics and Emerging Technologies (Video) · · Score: 1

    TLDW;

  12. Re:I don't even on New Content-Delivery Tech Should Be Presumed Illegal, Says Former Copyright Boss · · Score: 3, Funny

    Governor Le Petomane: We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen!
    We must do something about this immediately!
    Immediately! Immediately!
    Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
    Group: Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
    Le Petomane: Hey! I didn't get a Harrumph outta that guy!
    Hedy (That's Hedly) Lamar: Give the governor a harrumph!

  13. And while they're at it on Aircraft Carriers In Space · · Score: 1

    Maybe they could explain why fighters always have to fly nose-first, like an F-22 or something. And don't get me started about banking while turning...

  14. Re:Get used to it on Electronic Surveillance By US Law Enforcement Agencies Rising Steeply · · Score: 1

    Want it that way or have simply come to expect it that way? Certainly the TSA, DHS, FBI et al. present a world where we're daily surrounded by bomb-throwing, foaming-at-the-mouth crazies intent on killing soccer moms at the local mall. Our popular fiction (NCIS, NCIS:Los Angeles, CSI: Wherever, Person of Interest etc.) show a surveillance society where "<clickety> I've traced the IP address to a local Internet cafe, <clickety> I hacked the video camera on the ATM in the corner, <clickety> facial recognition software identifies him as Edgar Schwartz, <clickety> here's his drivers license photo." as everyday occurrences. Physics be damned. Current state-of-the-art be damned. The law (due process, probable cause) be damned. We got our bad guy. So the message "you're surrounded, only (non-critically) giving up your rights is the only way to stay safe" comes at us from all sides.

  15. Re:Get used to it on Electronic Surveillance By US Law Enforcement Agencies Rising Steeply · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that would be bad. We could end up with something like the Patriot Act.

  16. Re:Get used to it on Electronic Surveillance By US Law Enforcement Agencies Rising Steeply · · Score: 1

    Have you missed the part where they're watching what you install on your PC? Have you heard of Bing? iTunes? Do you really suppose they're NOT logging all that?

  17. Re:My two cents on Electronic Surveillance By US Law Enforcement Agencies Rising Steeply · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's always (sadly) amusing to me how the Constitution thumpers are all about the Founders Intent and Strict Interpretations and all that - right up until it's time to dispense with all that shit so we can have Yet More authoritarian "law enforcement".

  18. Get used to it on Electronic Surveillance By US Law Enforcement Agencies Rising Steeply · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's face it: we now live in a surveillance society. If it's not the government (FBI, NSA, CIA, DHS, etc.), it's a corporation trying to make money (Google (DoubleClick), Microsoft, Apple, etc.) or an IP troll (RIAA, MPAA, Sony, EMI, etc.). We drive down the street, and we're under almost constant video surveillance. Walk into a store, bank, restaurant, dry cleaners, expect to be photographed. Soon we'll have drones overhead. Big Brother is watching. Their excuse is "We're just trying to make money/keep you safe", and their justification is "If you're not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about.". Get used to it, because there's nothing you can do about it.

  19. Re:How many? on Did Metro UX Elements Come From a 2009 Demo? · · Score: 1

    "Alan Kay is on line 2 for you..."

  20. Re:LOL @ ACAPOR on File-Sharing For Personal Use Declared Legal In Portugal · · Score: 2

    Because Unicode is for hippies and tree-huggers.

  21. Re:This Poll is Dumb on Even Windows 8 Users Prefer Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    There is always that moment of "panic" when you realize you don't know where things are anymore like you did with the previous version.

    I know what you mean. I had the same reaction when I switched from Win2K to KDE.

  22. Things we do to avoid being bored on Why It's Bad That Smartphones Have Banished Boredom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdot leaps to mind...

  23. Re:Numbers, The Law, Reality of Attention on California Legalizes Self Driving Cars · · Score: 1

    Sully had minutes, otherwise they all would have died. And this new "radar" thing extends that 200mph closing distance something wonderful. I'll give you the geese problem. Still, the "chances taken" percentage inside two-second reaction times is WAY higher for drivers than for pilots.

  24. Re:Numbers, The Law, Reality of Attention on California Legalizes Self Driving Cars · · Score: 1

    Airline pilots seem to be able to do it without going insane, although, admittedly, they don't need the reaction/response time that a driver does. If Something Bad (TM) happens to the plane's autopilot, you've got (up to) minutes to recover, in a car, possibly (down to) tenths of a second.

  25. Re:CA Freeways on California Legalizes Self Driving Cars · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anybody with any experience with California drivers knows that most cars in California are already "driverless".