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  1. Just because someone doesn't want to waste their time debugging some piece of shit PC doesn't make them an "idiot", it means that they value their own time enough to not want to waste it. I spend my time doing deeply technical work during the day, I don't want to spend my off hours debugging my home computer, or my wife's computer, etc. So I use a Mac at home and I encourage my friends & family to do the same.

    And so do you--but not without chuckling to yourself first about what idiots those people are.

    Real engineers care about solving real problems. I'm completely unimpressed by posers who see tech knowledge as a weapon they can use to shit on everyone else. Invariably, in my experience, those people are terrible at tech and even worse at being a human.

    Oh, and perhaps you are outside the US, but in the US the most-expensive [standard-config] iMac is $2300 and has a 2TB Fusion drive (which is a hybrid SSD/spinning disk).

  2. There's just no comparison.

  3. Agreed, but who are you voting for? on Samsung Forced YouTube To Pull GTA 5 Mod Video Because It Showed Galaxy Note 7 As Bomb (redmondpie.com) · · Score: 1

    nt

  4. Scott Adams is a world class fucking idiot. on Hillary Clinton's Campaign Creates Way To Make Money From Donald Trump's Tweets (adweek.com) · · Score: 1

    As proof, please see your same link.

  5. English language obfuscation contest: First prize! on Hillary Clinton's Campaign Creates Way To Make Money From Donald Trump's Tweets (adweek.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Congrats.

  6. "Whoever is a fault" on Apple is 'Intransigent, Closed and Controlling' Say Banks (afr.com) · · Score: 1

    So Apple gets to play referee between a thousand crappy banks and a billion angry customers? And as a special bonus many of those customers are going to blame Apple whether it's their fault or not! All for 0% of the transaction fee? What a deal!

    I can't imagine why Apple isn't signing up for that.

  7. Most people aren't experts in everything. on 1 In 2 Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Owners To Switch To iPhone 7, Says Analyst (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    I once chastised my wife, "how can you not be curious how the TV works?" and she replied "how can you not be curious how your circulatory system works?". And she was right.

    Do you think people who design bridges sit around complaining that "all these idiots driving over our bridges and they know nothing of the nuanced load bearing tradeoffs between suspension bridges and cable stayed--they just want to get to the other side". No, they don't, but for some reason we criticize people who don't care about the difference between an iPhone and an Android.

  8. Well, 10 million of us live in NYC. on Americans Work 25% More Than Europeans, Study Finds (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    And, depending on how you count, >60% of the people in the country live in urban areas. I guess we're all idiots.

    Or maybe you're such a narcissist that you can't imagine a different way of life than your own.

  9. I like working. People are different. on Americans Work 25% More Than Europeans, Study Finds (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2

    Please don't force me to work less just so that you don't feel peer pressure to work more.

  10. I run a trade deficit with my cleaning lady on Americans Work 25% More Than Europeans, Study Finds (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    I guess that means I'm way worse off.

  11. You've outed yourself as a crazy Hillary-hater on CIA Prepping For Possible Cyber Strike Against Russia (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 0

    so there's really no point in listening to anything you say. You're not physiologically capable of ingesting any information that doesn't reinforce your irrational hatred for Hillary Clinton. Whether it's because of a deep-seeded hatred for women (did your mommy not hug you enough?), or just maybe the sight of a powerful woman is a trigger for your micro-phallyic self-loathing, or maybe it's just that you're too fucking stupid to realize that you've been brogrammed by right wing talk radio to hate someone they are threatened by--either way you are a lost cause.

  12. computer code audit, using mathematics on US Military Is Looking At Blockchain Technology To Secure Nuclear Weapons (qz.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    > The firm's assignment is to formally verify -- a sort of computer-code audit, using mathematics

    That's like saying: "an MRI is a sort of selfie, using magnets".

  13. Citation required on Samsung Ships Flameproof Boxes For Note 7 Returns (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1, Troll

    > consumers really like having removable batteries

    Pretty much all the best-selling smartphones have non-removable batteries.

    Did you mean to say "the completely irrelevant smug technorati at Slashdot really like having removable batteries"?

  14. Off the top of my head? on Dilbert Creator Scott Adams Endorses Gary Johnson For President (dilbert.com) · · Score: 1

    1. Didn't call a regional neighbor a country of rapists
    2. Didn't confess a crush on Vladimir Putin
    3. Didn't threaten to pull out of NATO

    You and I clearly have different ideas of what constitutes "ability and skill" in foreign policy. Dick.

  15. You hate Hillary Clinton because old white men do. on Clinton Responds To WikiLeaks During Debate, And Blames Russian Hackers (qz.com) · · Score: 0

    That's what this really boils down to. For thirty years old white men have hated Hillary Clinton with a fiery passion specifically because she is a powerful woman. We've had to listen to thirty years of made-up conspiracy theory bullshit blowing every little thing involving the Clintons into some giant scandal.

    1. THE ENTIRE FUCKING BUSH ADMINISTRATION USED PRIVATE EMAIL, YOU DUMB FUCK.
    2. BENGHAZI HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY INVESTIGATED AND THERE IS NO EVIDENCE HILLARY DID ANYTHING WRONG (you dumb fuck)
    3. THE CLINTON FOUNDATION IS A FUCKING CHARITY, YOU DUMB FUCK

    Is she perfect? No, of course not. Is she a politician? Yes, and she acts like a politician. But, you're holding her to a standard that you've never held any other politician to.

    I'm wasting my breathe, because you are just not physiologically capable of realizing your own internal double-standard, and you're too fucking stupid to ever change your mind. Thank God that dumb fucking morons like you are still a minority in this country.

  16. Voting third party == not voting. on Clinton Responds To WikiLeaks During Debate, And Blames Russian Hackers (qz.com) · · Score: -1

    It has exactly the same effect on this election as just not bothering to show up to vote at all.

    If you want to make a statement to get better candidates, then do it during the primary--that's what they're for.

  17. bigger, heavier, slower than an iPhone 7 on Samsung Could Face Second Recall As US Probes Burnt Phone (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Samsung Galaxy S5 dimensions: 145.3 x 73.4 x 8.9 mm, 170.1 g
    iPhone 7 dimensions : 138.3 x 67.1 x 7.1 mm, 138 g

    I won't even bother with the benchmarks, because we're comparing phones that are 2+ years apart--but obviously the iPhone kills the S5.

    You ever think that maybe the reason Samsung has followed Apple on the integrated battery (etc.) is because they can't compete otherwise?

  18. Citation required on Samsung Could Face Second Recall As US Probes Burnt Phone (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 0

    Please point me to the waterproof phone with a replaceable battery which is as thin & light as the iPhone 7, with equivalent performance & battery life.

  19. So it's Apple's fault that Samsung screwed up? on Samsung Could Face Second Recall As US Probes Burnt Phone (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2

    Apple has had non-user replaceable batteries since the original iPhone (almost 10 years now) and they haven't lost a billion in valuation due to that.

  20. For the same reason they didn't include the 7 Plus on iPhone 7 Finishes Last In New Test of Battery Life (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    If it's any consolation, no one who buys an iPhone cares what some random website thinks about their phone choice.

  21. Sounds like she needs to upgrade her husband. on iPhone 7 Finishes Last In New Test of Battery Life (betanews.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Her current one sounds like a judgmental dick.

  22. Why do people watch George Carlin? on Pennsylvania's Voting Machines Are Running Windows XP (cbsnews.com) · · Score: 1

    He's not funny, and he's not insightful.

    In my experience only truly stupid people find him to be either.

    Also, in my experience truly stupid people think that not voting is somehow political action.

  23. It's adorable that you think 50k watches is a lot. on Aetna To Provide Apple Watch To 50,000 Employees, Subsidize Cost For Customers (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    Apple has sold > 15 million Apple watches, and that's a tiny sliver of their business.

  24. Probably you're stuck on enlightenment level 3 on Aetna To Provide Apple Watch To 50,000 Employees, Subsidize Cost For Customers (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    Try up-up-down-down-left-right-b-a-b-a

  25. Their mistake was spelt correctly, and not in BOLD on Aetna To Provide Apple Watch To 50,000 Employees, Subsidize Cost For Customers (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    nt