If you actually read the informative post above you'll notice that Friday's cock required 4 slurps versus the 3 slurps for all other days. This is because Taco is my Friday thing and my impressive length required an additional slurp to reach the top.
Yeah yeah! Being thanked is far more important to a company than bringing in any cash. Hey, maybe, as a Christmas bonus, AMD could give their people a little card with a penguin on it, signed by Alan Cox and Dave Jones. That would just be so great wouldn't it? Then, when the their raw material suppliers put them on credit hold, they could send Richard Stallman over there to chat them up about how wonderful AMD is and how hackers really appreciate what they do.
The parent post was the first time I had seen said random number crapflooding. I thought it was great, and would like to see it again.
It also makes me happy to read that this kind of post has appeared enough times to annoy even the most hardened of crapflooders. This is evidence that the many eyes of open source that are supposed to be killing bugs are really just a bunch of morons staring at computer screens all over the world, Microsoft would have had a fix for this out 15 minutes after it first happened.
They should have used Win2K. That way they could have skipped all the 'extremely limited connectivity' and Zip drive crap. Win2K is the Fort Knox of operating systems and could have been connected directly to the internet without any fear of hackers.
Oh, so this thing is actually 159 kilobytes, not 159 bytes. Thanks a lot, I didn't believe the other 47 posts prior to your that pointed this out but yours put me over the top. You are one hell of a guy.
Someday, the business world will get tired of paying for the privelege of having MS set up their software to fail. Ya think?
No.
During Iloveyou, our whole corporate mail system was down for nearly two days
You should upgrade all of your servers to WIndows XP. Soon, Exchange XP will be available and I suggest you upgrade as quickly as possible to that platform.
Its a troll all right. Look at the poster's history. Trolls, every last one of them. Personally, I think he should be banned and all of his comment deleted.
Linux is a niche OS. It is for technophobes who are afraid to step out of the past. It terms of usability, hardware support, functionality, UI, flexibility, stability, etc. it ranks well behind even the BSDs.
Windows is essentially the only OS anyone would ever need. In its various flavors (ME, Pocket PC, XP, 2000) it satisfies every possible need that a non-penniless computer user might have.
I would absolutely love to see a bunch of Slashdotters get together and set up an 'installfest' in the Rotunda.
The Secret Service would probably view it as some sort of hippie insurrection. Hopefully you will advertise it well in advance of the event so they will be able to requisition enough leg irons to go around.
I used one of my Karma Whore accounts to mod you Offtopic.
I am attempting to silence your question as the interviewee is likely to respond in some critical manner to the mandatory proprietary code issue. (He is a well known communitst) As Microsoft supports the proprietary standards I am attempting to protect their interests. Dickhead.
Note that the site linked to in the article is not falling prey to the much vaunted Slashdot effect despite the fact that it is served from a handful of commodity PCs (4 of them to be exact). The site can handle huge volumes of traffic due to the superior design of its operating system, Windows 2000, and the underlying database, MSSQL.
Unlike sites using alternative systems and shit databases, MSNBC doesn't break down daily. Microsoft serves it from cheap hardware to make a point, that Windows 2000 is the ultimate performer even under the most adverse conditions.
There are no screen shots of it because it only runs on Linux and Linux doesn't have support for taking screenshots.
I guess some guy could take a photo of his PC's screen with a digital camera, but then he'd have to reboot into Windows to get the photo onto his drive. Thats all probably a lot more work than any Open Source developer is willing to go through, complicated by the fact that most OS developer's fingers are too fat to operate the shutter button on digital cameras.
Slashdot Mirror
If you actually read the informative post above you'll notice that Friday's cock required 4 slurps versus the 3 slurps for all other days. This is because Taco is my Friday thing and my impressive length required an additional slurp to reach the top.
The evidence that MSSQL or Oracle are superior to all existing open source databases.
Man, that would be neat.
It also makes me happy to read that this kind of post has appeared enough times to annoy even the most hardened of crapflooders. This is evidence that the many eyes of open source that are supposed to be killing bugs are really just a bunch of morons staring at computer screens all over the world, Microsoft would have had a fix for this out 15 minutes after it first happened.
They should have used Win2K. That way they could have skipped all the 'extremely limited connectivity' and Zip drive crap. Win2K is the Fort Knox of operating systems and could have been connected directly to the internet without any fear of hackers.
A site owned by VA Systems is not equpped to handle questions about billing, as they have no billing to handle.
Son-of-a-bitch. That was a $5 post.
Oh, so this thing is actually 159 kilobytes, not 159 bytes. Thanks a lot, I didn't believe the other 47 posts prior to your that pointed this out but yours put me over the top. You are one hell of a guy.
No.
During Iloveyou, our whole corporate mail system was down for nearly two days
You should upgrade all of your servers to WIndows XP. Soon, Exchange XP will be available and I suggest you upgrade as quickly as possible to that platform.
I got root.
If I'd known it was gonna be this kind of party I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!
You are all morons. No one cares about any of this, it is all pointless drivel. Go back to tossing off.
You may get your fill of Linux news at VA Linux. Also, another site has already been created to deal with non-geek news.
Its a troll all right. Look at the poster's history. Trolls, every last one of them. Personally, I think he should be banned and all of his comment deleted.
Please learn how to operate the web site prior to posting. Thanks.
Preach on fine sir! This is the best post I have read all day, including mine.
Windows 3.1; 95; 98; NT3; NT4
Windows is essentially the only OS anyone would ever need. In its various flavors (ME, Pocket PC, XP, 2000) it satisfies every possible need that a non-penniless computer user might have.
The Secret Service would probably view it as some sort of hippie insurrection. Hopefully you will advertise it well in advance of the event so they will be able to requisition enough leg irons to go around.
I am attempting to silence your question as the interviewee is likely to respond in some critical manner to the mandatory proprietary code issue. (He is a well known communitst) As Microsoft supports the proprietary standards I am attempting to protect their interests. Dickhead.
Until a street thug blasted you in the teeth and took all your gear.
Unlike sites using alternative systems and shit databases, MSNBC doesn't break down daily. Microsoft serves it from cheap hardware to make a point, that Windows 2000 is the ultimate performer even under the most adverse conditions.
I was trying to get the thread back on topic by quoting the article. I don't know why I did it, but I did.
But if you removed Linux how will you run this app?
I guess some guy could take a photo of his PC's screen with a digital camera, but then he'd have to reboot into Windows to get the photo onto his drive. Thats all probably a lot more work than any Open Source developer is willing to go through, complicated by the fact that most OS developer's fingers are too fat to operate the shutter button on digital cameras.