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Microsoft Word 5.1: The Apex of Word Processing

angkor writes "'Word 5.1 is 13 years old in 2004. Many people still swear by it. Powerful features, stable application, without bloat. Nirvana by Microsoft. It's been all downhill from there...' I always thought WordPerfect 5.1 was pretty good as well. I still use it alongside my OfficeXP."

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  1. Swear by? by paulhar · · Score: 5, Funny

    or at...

    1. Re:Swear by? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My personal favourites are vi, and if I reallly, reaaally must, NotePad. :-)

    2. Re:Swear by? by vaporland · · Score: 1

      Yeah, MS Word for Macintosh v5.1 WAS the best word processor ever created . . .

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  2. Strange... by Psychor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Odd how people swear by Word 5.1, when all I seem to manage with Word XP is to swear at it.

    1. Re:Strange... by nocomment · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd swear by openoffice, but I'm still waiting for it to finish loading.

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    2. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ba-dum chwa!

    3. Re:Strange... by Alan · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd swear by openoffice but I'm still waiting for it to finish compiling. /gentoo

    4. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, MSoffice takes longer to load than openoffice. I know you're just trying to be funny, but my over-analytical mind ruins everything for me.

      And, maybe it's just because my computer rocks the fscking house.

    5. Re:Strange... by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 2, Informative

      (Just to be fair)

      I compile OOo on this machine from source when there's a new version (instead of using the binaries). The last update's compile time was 335 minutes.

      $ uname -a Linux aragorn 2.4.25-gentoo-r2 #2 Mon May 31 12:54:31 EDT 2004 i686 Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 2.40GHz GenuineIntel GNU/Linux

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    6. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an IBM 600e laptop (P2 256 ram) it dual boots Redhat 9 and W2K server - Open Office is so much faster to load on W2K than on RH9. Its practically unusable on RH9. Whats with that? The RH9 install is right out of the box with no extra services running.

    7. Re:Strange... by Micro$oft+$uck$ · · Score: 0, Troll

      OpenOffice loads quicker than any version of Word ever did. It loads faster than Notepad, but then again-what doesn't?

    8. Re:Strange... by danheretic · · Score: 1

      If it had hooks into the OS as deeply as Word does, you wouldn't have that problem.

    9. Re:Strange... by julesh · · Score: 1

      Huh? For me, Word 97: 6 seconds; OO.o 1.1.0 34 seconds to splash page, over a _minute_ until I could edit the document. Both of them loading off the same network filesystem (100MBit network).

      I love it, but they really need to work on that startup speed.

      And no, I didn't have any MSOffice components already running. And, to make things even more interesting, I never installed on this machine in the first place, so it can't be preloading anything, and that 6 seconds _includes_ the time it took me to dismiss the message box warning me that I don't have VBA installed.

    10. Re:Strange... by julesh · · Score: 1

      Does RH9 do prelinking? If it doesn't, it might be worth your while setting it up. Windows has a huge advantage over Linux without prelinking in loading applications that use a lot of dynamic linking, because Windows has always had prelinking (of a kind, not as good as the Linux implementation, but it works).

    11. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OpenOffice loads quicker than any version of Word ever did. It loads faster than Notepad, but then again-what doesn't?

      Do you actually belive that BS? You know for someone to belive a lie it's usually better to have at least a grain of truth in it.

    12. Re:Strange... by ignorant_newbie · · Score: 5, Informative

      you may not have any MSOffice _windows_ running, but I'll bet you a copy of Office XP that if you check your 'startup items' folder, you'll find that office is preloading it'self at boot.

      This isn't a bad thing, Just be aware of it when making comparisions. OOo is taking longer because it's not already there.

    13. Re:Strange... by Virtex · · Score: 1

      On my box (a 1 GHz P3 running Gentoo), it took 13 hours and consumed 3 GiB of hard drive space in the process. I was grateful for choosing to partition my hard drive with LVM, as it allowed me to grow my /var filesystem on the fly to make room for the thing.

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    14. Re:Strange... by BigJimSlade · · Score: 1

      Let me know how it works when it finishes loading, I'm still compiling it.

      Sincerely, A Gentoo user

    15. Re:Strange... by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      Yea, OK, I hadn't mentioned tmp space. I don't know about this 3gig you claim, I've only seen it use around a gig (but I have a gig of RAM). Yes, it's still a bit ugly when compiling from source, but binary users would never see any of this. I dunno, I guess that's all my point was.
      M.

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    16. Re:Strange... by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Its not a bad thing only because it has the courtesy to show itself in the start menu. If it hid in the registry like so many others it would be horrible since most people couldnt find it.

      In any event, this is totally horrible to start a program when i have no intention of using it. It should start and take up resources only when requested, otherwise it should disappear. The more garbage running the more likely you are to have problems.

    17. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely all of your RAM has been sucked up by Linux Desktop Bloat(tm).

    18. Re:Strange... by Uniball · · Score: 0

      I'd swear by openoffice but I'm still waiting for it to finish loading even after prelinking. /Debian testing

    19. Re:Strange... by Valegor · · Score: 1

      uhm, that makes no sense. Notepad takes less then a second to open up. If the file is extremely large it takes a little bit longer to open(ie 3 seconds for a 1meg file on a bad pc), but that is because it is not meant for large files. Notepad is simply one of the best programs Microsoft has ever written. It is small, quick, simple, and works.

    20. Re:Strange... by Alexis+de+Torquemada · · Score: 1

      It didn't even compile on my box, so I had to stick with openoffice-bin.

    21. Re:Strange... by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      It may be alright when compared to other MS applications, but compared to other similar apps (such as NEdit, the editors included with KDE or Gnome, hell, even the old DOS EDIT.COM program) it's crap. It's completely bare-bones, no syntax highlighting or any of the other neat features that the other editors have, no way of saving anything with an extension other than .txt, cannot load large files, etc. I'd much rather edit my files with the DOS text editor than use Notepad.

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    22. Re:Strange... by Valegor · · Score: 1

      You can easily save to other extentions by simply selecting all files and typing in the extension that you want. That is how I make most of my web pages. It sounds like you want Notepad to do more than it was meant to. It was meant to be something that you would take notes with, and to be a SIMPLE text editor. In that function it works perfectly.

    23. Re:Strange... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      "This isn't a bad thing, Just be aware of it when making comparisions. OOo is taking longer because it's not already there."

      No, OOo is taking longer because it is *poorly optimized*. Word, even with the autostart *disabled* (as are all other startup items on my PC), loads in about 2-3 seconds on my PC.

      OOo, like Mozilla, wastes a lot of time by being cross-platform. OOo has to reimplement many of the things provided by the OS, which means more memory usage and more time. Mozilla has improved recently, but it's still pretty bad.

    24. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude that's hilarious! Personally, I was disappointed after I ran 6 days of fukken compiles from source of everything, only to end up with a system that still wasn't as fast as when it ran FreeBSD 4.9. It was a cool exercise though.

    25. Re:Strange... by Dick+Faze · · Score: 1

      What? The only thing EDIT.COM can do that Notepad can't is split the window, which isn't required since you can open 10 notepad sessions quite easily, while only one EDIT.COM can be run in a DOS box at a time. EDIT.COM is bare-bones, has no syntax highlighting or any other neat features other editors have. Change the 'File Type' drop-down to '*.* All Files' and you can save with any extension you want. And as far as large files go, I just opened an 80MB file in Notepad that caused EDIT.COM to puke with an out-of-memory error......

    26. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only thing EDIT.COM can do that Notepad can't is split the window

      A few things edit.com can do: Notepad can't set tab stops. This is useful for programmers who need to see 2,4,or 6 spaces for a tab. It doesn't have *safe* editing of binary files. In addition, notepad doesn't have the ability to configure colors for things like menus, borders, background and the like. Sure you can use Windows display properties, but in the process you do a global change of colors. You also can't use wildcards to startup the editor, unlike edit.com. The ability to use it in a command prompt is perhaps the most important reason why edit.com is better.

    27. Re:Strange... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. I _hate_ Word, and I hate to admit that it definitely loads heaps quicker than Open Office, but it does.

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    28. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can use Notepad from a command prompt, so I guess the most important reason isn't all that important. Wordpad is also free and also in every copy of Windows, it does tabs. Why would you edit binary files with either of these shit tools? You can do menus, borders, background colors, but you can only view them in DOS so what's the point?

    29. Re:Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can use Notepad from a command prompt, so I guess the most important reason isn't all that important.

      Using it *in* a command prompt is different from using it *from* a command prompt. If you exclusively use a GUI all day long, you might not care. I personally spend a lot of time in a command prompt, although for my purposes I prefer Vim.

      Wordpad is also free and also in every copy of Windows, it does tabs.

      Wordpad doesn't allow true customization of tabs. If you shorten the tab length, you're forced to save it in RTF format. This is quite different from edit.com's seamless tabstops, relying on pure ASCII.

      Oh and I forgot another plus that edit.com has over notepad: auto-indention. If a line starts with a tab, the next line will automatically have two tabs. It's an essential feature when writing in code.

  3. asdf by professorhojo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I gave up on word the day I clicked on a menu and an hourglass appeared. :(

    1. Re:asdf by lacrymology.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I gave up on word the day I clicked on a menu and an hourglass appeared."

      Well, Word has come quite a long way since then... they've upgraded to a really cool spinning rainbow disk now.
      -m

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    2. Re:asdf by njm · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd suggest that you never give Emacs a try, then!

    3. Re:asdf by Otter · · Score: 1, Funny
      I gave up on word the day I clicked on a menu and an hourglass appeared. :(

      In fact -- is there any particular reason why, in XP, when I right-click on an Excel sheet tab and select Insert, it takes at least 30-60 seconds to bring up the appropriate dialog? It's instaneous in Office X and I assuem something must be misconfigured.

      But, yes, Word 5.1 was the asme of word processing. Certain features have improved since then (table drawing and continuous spell check, for example) but on the whole I'd love to have it back.

    4. Re:asdf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember Claris works?

    5. Re:asdf by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      That feature is exclusive to Office 2004 for Mac OS X. :)

    6. Re:asdf by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe MS has stolen Openoffice code? ;)

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    7. Re:asdf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on moderators, that's funny!

  4. 5.1 for Mac by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Informative
    In case anyone's confused (since Word for Windows jumped from Word 2 to Word 6 without any inbetween versions - take that Slackware!), this article is about Word 5.1 for Mac.

    There was probably a DOS Word 5 too.

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    1. Re:5.1 for Mac by 0racle · · Score: 1

      I liked Word and Excel 4 on my Mac. I still have the disks somewhere and it still surprises me how responsive they were on the SE we had.

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    2. Re:5.1 for Mac by iocat · · Score: 5, Informative
      Word 5.1 was ok for a Microsoft product, but serious Mac word processors always used the blisteringly fast WriteNow (originally by T/Maker, later published by TLC). It was done in 68000 assembly and originally started as an Apple funded project which was a hedge against the possibility that MacWrite might not get done in time for the Macintosh launch.

      In addition to the fastest word count ever seen (essential if you're a journalist), it also came with really well written and funny manuals. Even emulated on the first PowerMacs, it ran circles around WORD and had great line spacing abilities (essential if you're a student trying to hit a page count).

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    3. Re:5.1 for Mac by nulltransfer · · Score: 1

      You mean like how Windows jumped from 3.11 to 95? ;) Quite a difference there..

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    4. Re:5.1 for Mac by Ricardo+Lima · · Score: 1

      What about NT 4 to 2000?

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    5. Re:5.1 for Mac by hawkfish · · Score: 3, Informative

      WriteNow was written by Heidi Rozen's company. IIRC, the company was made up of all the female Macintosh engineers of the time who were both competent and attractive. The reason was supposedly that Heidi (quite a looker herself) had created an environment where they could just be engineers without having to worry about being constantly hit upon at work.

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    6. Re:5.1 for Mac by Lehk228 · · Score: 0

      wow and if it was all attractive men it would be called gender discrimination.

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    7. Re:5.1 for Mac by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      When I had a Mac, it had Word 5.1 and Excel 4. I could get a good bit of stuff done on that... AFAIK, the article was about Mac Word 5.1, and applied to WinWord 5.1 too. DOS Word was atrocious - horrible UI.

    8. Re:5.1 for Mac by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      how about 2000 to XP - whats XP in base 10??

    9. Re:5.1 for Mac by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      DOS Word 5.0 was good. 5.5 sucked (tried to do a character based version of WordForWindows 1.0 interface).

      Was fast as hell, had styles, macros, etc... (but no macro viruses!).

      Worked well on a 640K 10MHz 286. Was a little bit quirky and modal, but I liked the beast.

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    10. Re:5.1 for Mac by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 5, Informative

      Microsoft Word for DOS 5.5a is available for free download from Microsoft here.

      To install run "wd55_ben -d" after downloading, then run setup.exe

      No, I have no idea why it's available for free download, but there it is,
      free for all comers apparently.

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    11. Re:5.1 for Mac by Reziac · · Score: 1

      What I've wondered is why DOSWord 6.0 isn't also available as a free download -- it's similar but overall a better product, and the realworld market is exactly the same (zilch).

      Regardless, DOSWord always looked to me like the DOS editor on steroids -- you could see that the interface had some common ancestors. :)

      Personally I prefer WordPerfect 5.1, but old DOSWord was a pretty nice menu-driven word processor, in its day. Main drawback was its horrendous file format that never wanted to import cleanly into anything else.

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    12. Re:5.1 for Mac by LC+Gundo · · Score: 1
      WriteNow was written by Heidi Rozen's company. IIRC, the company was made up of all the female Macintosh engineers of the time who were both competent and attractive.

      Really?

      Not according to an quote from her in a Sacramento Bee newspaper article on Women in computing.

      Quote from the article:
      But Roizen, for all her own success, still is troubled by the lack of women in her industry.

      Despite efforts to be completely unbiased in hiring, almost everyone on T/Maker's technical support staff is male. "We look for (technical) women but we don't find them," she said with a sigh.

      Also, I think her company, T/Maker, originally produced a table making Unix product in 1983, then leveraged its 68000 machine code/Unix expertise into the original word processor bundled with the NeXt computer a couple of years later. I'm pretty sure I remember Heidi saying in an interview years ago that her brother wrote WriteNow entirely in machine code, but memory may have failed me as it has the parent.

      WritNow is my favorite word processor of all time, but it, along with another favorite--Dyno Notepad, stopped working once I went to OS 10.1. I haven't tried them out since moving to 10.3.

      A week doesn't go by when I don't wish I could copy and paste a paragraph's entire ruler in Word '97 with a pair of simple key combinations the way you can in W/N.

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    13. Re:5.1 for Mac by sparkster812 · · Score: 1

      the 95/98/2000/XP naming scheme is simply vanity. the true version numbers are still there, just not put out in plain view. if you open a command prompt in Windows and use the VER command - you get a 4.x.x version number back in the 9x/ME versions, you get 5.x version back in 2000, XP, and 2003. using the VER command on a system running XP: Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]

    14. Re:5.1 for Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember the day a buzz was happening with the economic students in the Mac room of the university library ... Word 5.1 was out! All of a sudden Word 5.0 was outdated and everyone had to have a copy.

      It was a great program at the time, although I was still more fascinated by the Laser Writer thingy-ma-gig. There may have been better programs, but who cared when WORD got the job done!

    15. Re:5.1 for Mac by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there was a DOS Word 5. I work at a library where some folks apparently dig it, at least, so they can use some fancy text-info-data indexing software ... Magellan IIRC? Unlike the Mac version, it wasn't WYSIWYG.

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    16. Re:5.1 for Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the PC progression was:

      • Word 5
      • Word for Windows
      • Word for Windows 2
      • Word 6

      So they didn't skip any; they just returned to a previous numbering scheme.

    17. Re:5.1 for Mac by okram · · Score: 1

      Anyone got it working under dosemu on linux? It installs for me, but screen is completely garbled...

    18. Re:5.1 for Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where exactly did you find this download? I tried searching for the download page through Google and Microsoft's crappy download search and came up empty. Could you provide the Microsoft page that you got this URL from? I'd like to see the release notes that came with it.

    19. Re:5.1 for Mac by tetragon · · Score: 1

      I have it working on my system, although using xdosemu instead of dosemu lets it also display the print previews. I didn't notice any garbling when I used it. The only problem I noticed was that it considered my hard drive to be full and wouldn't let me save there, but it would save to floppy without any problems.

  5. Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by Pxtl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    WP peaked at 5.1, Word peaked at 5.1 - any other products for which 5.1 was the magic version number?

    1. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by mikeburke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MS-DOS .. well, I *think* they had a 5.1 .. :)

    2. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Surround sound? I know it's a different context, but many people say they can't hear the difference between 5.1 and the ones with even more speakers. (I'm happy with a decent pair of headphones)

    3. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by strictnein · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Dolby surround sound?

      (yes I know they're well beyond that now... but it is by far the most prevalent tech out there now)

    4. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by The_K4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The difference between 5.1 and 7.1 is VERY noticable, especially in the scene where Trinity kicks the Cop's Asses. You can HEAR her run around the walls...... :)

    5. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by lacrymology.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gator eWallet version 5.1 was the pinnacle of scumware.

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    6. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by markxz · · Score: 1

      Dolby surround sound?

      (yes I know they're well beyond that now... but it is by far the most prevalent tech out there now)


      Dolby Digital is 5.1 (5 discrete channels + subwoofer)
      Dolby Digital EX is 6.1 (5 discrete channels + 1 matrixed +subwoofer)

      Not a huge advance. (Unless you were talking about cinema sound in general with SDDS 8 channel or DTS 10 channel)

    7. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe MS Windows? I believe WinXP is v5.1. After this it's all down the Palladium/DRM slippery slope, unfortunately.

      Of course it's really debateable as to just whether XP really is their apex or not (I tend to believe Win2k (v5.0) is where the peak happened.

    8. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hearing is very subjective. If I can't hear the difference between two systems I might as well buy the cheaper one, if you can, then by all means go for the more expensive one. But I shouldn't waste my money on a difference that only you can hear.

    9. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by Deagol · · Score: 1
      Direct Access?

      It was an old DOS menu system. I remember a v5.0 -- did it ever make it to 5.1?

      That was a pretty cool program.

    10. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      What's a matrixed channel?

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    11. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by bmwm3nut · · Score: 2, Informative

      adding more speakers really only increases the size of the "sweet spot" where everything sounds great. really all you need is 2.1 (i still think you need to have the extra low frequency speaker because you get better responce if the speakers are set up for a narrow range of frequencies) because you only have two ears and your brain uses volume and phase information to tell you where the sound came from. however, with a 2.1 system you only have one spot where this works perfectly. that's why 5.1 usually sounds better, the sound is projected from more than one place, so the probability of being in the sweet spot is larger, likewise with 7.1.

      my bose lifestyle came with head mounted microphones that i wore while setting up the speakers. the system played sounds and adjusted volume and phase of the speakers so that where i was sitting was a sweet spot. with 5 speakers, there are 5 degrees of freedom and i can choose up to 5 spots. with 7 speakers, i imagine that you could have 7 spots. the cool thing is that you can really tell when you're in a sweet spot or not. my gf and i were watching T3 yesterday and i comented that the sound was actually better than the (crappy) theater that i originally saw it in. she wasn't impressed. so we switched listening positions (on the same couch) and the sound was definatley worse where she was sitting. that was because when i originally set up the speakers the couch was in a different place. i've since reconfigured the system, and is sounds great again.

    12. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by tekunokurato · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um, I thought the matrix dvd only had 5.1 and back...

    13. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by dosius · · Score: 1

      They peaked at 5.00... IBM did iirc have a 5.1

      -uso.

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    14. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by Pionar · · Score: 1

      I find it funny that RoboForm (an alternative that isn't scumware) will let you import gator info. It's funny because if that's a feature, it means that there's people out there that STILL USE GATOR.

    15. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      That's fascinating... especially considering that The Matrix was mixed in 5.1.

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    16. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by caramelcarrot · · Score: 1

      Some would argue counter-strike :)

    17. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      QEMM 5.13 -- does that count?

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    18. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Hmm - a lot of plane 5s actually. Personally, my fave version of Adobe Photoshop was 5 as well, so maybe its just the major version number that's the trend. Wasn't DirectX 5 the big version when people officially stated "this no longer sucks"?

    19. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by schemanista · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's a matrixed channel?

      Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrixed channel is. You have to hear it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes...

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    20. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by julesh · · Score: 1

      I think XP beats 2K; I can't think of much that 2K does better. Yes, it doesn't require product activation, and doesn't have an annoying UI to switch off, but those are pretty minor, all things considered. And XP home's fast user switching is worth it, IMO. Win2K's runas facility was a step in the right direction, but there's enough that doesn't work properly with it (e.g. you can't open an explorer window as administrator while logged in as an ordinary user, which would be really useful) that FUS fixes to make XP a clear winner, IMO.

      And XP seems to have faster startup times, too, although that could be the hardware I have them installed on.

    21. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by radish · · Score: 1

      my bose lifestyle came with head mounted microphones

      shame it didn't come with decent speakers...

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    22. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by ceeam · · Score: 1

      Delphi (probably)
      Windows (I guess)

    23. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by The_K4 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, but if you have a reciever with a good DSP it can "fill in" and you can hear Trinity run from the FR speaker to the F to the FL to the L to the RL. It's also amazing how even w/ 2 channel input (radio) a good DSP can move the singer to 70% the center/F speakers and 30% everywhere else and do the inverse on the "music" and give you a very emersive enviroment from 2 channel. That's why many of the 7.1 recievers are $$ more then the 5.1, they have DSPs to do cool things and acutally use all 7 of the speakers.

    24. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't arguwe with that, but i will say that to me it was a VERY large difference from 7.1 to 5.1 and I would expect that many people might hear that difference to some degree.

    25. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by The_K4 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's only 1/2 the story. The sound is also diectional, meaning that a sound from the FL can "immitate" a sound from the RL, but not as well as if you have a RL speaker, and while it's doing the job of 2 speakers (a RL and a FL) it has some intereaction of those signals (which can lead to destructive interference). If you want to see want I mean get rid of 3 of you speakers and let your bose system "reset" using the mic. Then watch T3. You will see that the rear sounds arn't as good as with the 5 speaker set up. Adding 7 gives you that much more distinction between the side and rear signals.

    26. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if you have a reciever with a good DSP it can "fill in"

      For future reference, in case you ever wonder, this is precisely the point where everybody stopped taking you seriously.

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    27. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      adding more speakers really only increases the size of the "sweet spot" where everything sounds great. really all you need is 2.1


      Well, you're taking about music. For home theatre and surround sound the extra speakers allow for actual targeted sound placement.

      In the case of 5.1, you can make a sound come out of exactly one speaker to convey point-source direction that you can't accomplish with 2.1. With 7.1 I'm sure you can get a nice transition from front, to middle surround, to rear surround.

      You're not trying to build 5 sweet spots, you're trying to find one spot that is where all of the speakers are calibrated to.
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    28. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      Really? Look here

      My reciever supports Pro Logic IIx.

      Pro Logic IIx is the first and only technology to process any native stereo or 5.1 signal into a 6.1- or 7.1- channel output, creating a seamless, natural surround soundfield that immerses you in the entertainment experience..

      So what point, precisely, do I stop taking you seriously?

    29. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by solios · · Score: 1

      Photoshop peaked at 5.0.2. There wasn't a 5.1, unfortunately. 5.5 is as high as it useably gets- the only reason to use 5.5 over 5.0.2 is G4 MP support.

    30. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Novell Netware v5.1 is another.

    31. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by markxz · · Score: 1

      What's a matrixed channel?

      Where sound chanels are derived from other chanels.
      In Dolby SR- The center channel is made of sound that is in both the left and right channel and the surround is made up of the sound that is in both the Left and Right channels but is out of phase.

      Discrete sound channels offer better seperation since the data for each channel is provided seperately.

      Some info

    32. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Redhat

    33. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows XP is also version 5.1

      Curious eh?

    34. Re:Interesting - 5.1 the magic version number? by nusuth · · Score: 1
      In the case of 5.1, you can make a sound come out of exactly one speaker to convey point-source direction that you can't accomplish with 2.1.

      Even if i comes out of only one speaker, you hear the sound with two ears. It is just the time of arrival, relative loudness etc. you can make out where it comes from. Which means you can give exactly the same impression using 2.0 headphones.

      Doing the same with a speaker system is complicated but only because sound doesn't travel from speakers to your ears and just stop there, not because it has only two speakers. If the system could on-the-fly downmix n.1 to 2.1 with a perfect model and dynamic of your auditory environment, there would have been no difference.

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  6. WHAT? by Gettinglucky · · Score: 0

    I thought notepad was enough! I never knew there was another way!

  7. fact by Barbarian · · Score: 5, Funny

    MS Word jumped from like 2.0 to 5.1 to "catch up" with Wordperfect.

    1. Re:fact by donnyspi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just like Netscape jumping from 4 to 6 to match IE6

    2. Re:fact by swillden · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually Netscape built a version 5, they just didn't release it.

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    3. Re:fact by Sigh+Phi · · Score: 1

      No, it didn't. Word went steadily from 1.x to 2.x to 3.x (which sucked like a Hoover) to 4.x (part of the first "Office" Suite, I believe, with Excel 2.x or 3.x; can't remember), finally to Word 5, which was System 7-savvy. Publish & Subscribe and all that goodness.

      Word was un-Maclike from version 1.x. Copy-protected disks, disappearing menu options, no font menu. The interface didn't change much until 5, which added toolbars and a better menu layout (as I recall).

    4. Re:fact by reimero · · Score: 4, Informative

      That may have played a role, but for a short time, Microsoft distinguished between Word for DOS and Word for Windows. Word for DOS was generally at around the same version as WordPerfect, while Word for Windows had seperate numbering. The jump also reconciled the differences in Microsoft's own version numbering, and taken in context with the DOS product, it was actually a "normal" progression (which, I believe, was actually at Word 6 and not Word 5.1. Winword 2 and Word 5.5 were concurrent, IIRC.)

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    5. Re:fact by wolrahnaes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Just like Netscape jumping from 4 to 6 to match IE6"

      From the Ars Technica interview with Scott Collins:
      "We had a 'Netscape 5' that was within weeks of being ready to go, and this person said that we needed to ship something based on Gecko within 6 months instead.....And we didn't get out a 5.0, and that cost of us everything."

      Netscape 5 was almost done, but one PHB convinced the other Netscape execs that trashing it and releasing a Gecko-based browser (Netscape 6) would be better.

      One more example of how one idiot can trash a whole company. By the time that Netscape 6 was out, all but the die-hards had switched to IE or Opera.

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    6. Re:fact by DavidBrown · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, Apple changed the numbering system on their OS. They went from OS-9 to OS-X, completely skipping OS's A through W.

      Goddamn hypocrites.

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    7. Re:fact by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      I hope that dude is eating out of a trash can under some bridge somewhere, and not living in a 12m malibu home while the coders are left with 12000 credit card bills and living on peanuts.

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    8. Re:fact by Hrdina · · Score: 1

      Gee, I still had Netscape 4.8 (?) on my machine until last week (along with Mozilla). I finally uninstalled Netscape when I decided I liked Firefox. I never thought I was a die-hard, other than simply [b]not[/b] wanting to use IE.

    9. Re:fact by Pikhq · · Score: 1

      s/[//g

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    10. Re:fact by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      X is roman numerals for 10

      unless you were trying to be funny - i just assumed 'mods on crack (tm)'

    11. Re:fact by evangellydonut · · Score: 1

      last I checked, A doesn't follow 9, : does (on the ascii table), unless you want to do Hex, where X is nowhere to be found. (since you want to be an ass)

    12. Re:fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take that, all of you who say Slashdot is filled with humorless math geeks!

    13. Re:fact by Reziac · · Score: 1

      No, what happened was that there was Winword 2.0, and MacWord versions 3/4/5.x, ending with MacWord 5.5. Then when the next version of both MacWord and WinWord came out, they had a common version number, to wit 6.0.

      WP version numbers had nothing to do with it. If M$ were really playing catchup, Wordstar was already on v7.0 by that time, and Wordstar was still popular enough to be a market factor.

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    14. Re:fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      YOU ARE DENSE.

    15. Re:fact by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      when i first replied, the post was not moderated funny. sometimes i can be humorously impaired, it seems i was this afternoon (uk time)

    16. Re:fact by lbonser · · Score: 1

      What plantform? DOS Word had versions in 1.x, 2.x, 3.x, 4.x, and 5.0 and 5.1 Mac Word had versions in several different iterations, I remember that 3.x was particularly buggy. Don't remember if there was a 4.x, but 5.1 was nice. In Windows, there was Word 1, 1.1, 2.x and then they jumped to 6.0 to bring it into the same numbering sequence as the Mac version.

    17. Re:fact by keefey · · Score: 1

      That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've read all day. (Along with the YOU ARE DENSE bit futher down.)

    18. Re:fact by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
      You are making a stupid argument.

      The guy's post was funny. And why shouldn't someone go through letters after they're done with numbers?

      I don't know why you called the guy an ass. In fact, I think you're an ass.

    19. Re:fact by evangellydonut · · Score: 1

      in which world does letters follow numbers? did your mommy teach you to count ABCD after 6789? or did your elementary school teacher told you so? The most common ways to associate them are the two ways I specified, and my reply was an "extension" of what he said. The reason I called him an ass is that his joke was stupid.

      unfortunately you do not recognize my sarcasm...practice my friend, practice makes perfect. At least somebody recognizes amusement when he read it.

  8. Spell check by JPriest · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The only one feature I use in MS Office or OpenOffice on my home desktop is spell check. The main problem I have with OO.o being slow to start is that I am never using it for longer than 5 seconds. If I had an ASCII gedit or notepad (spellpad) with spell check I wouldn't even need an office suite on my home desktop.

    Sure many people use them for more then that, but you might be suprised how many don't

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    1. Re:Spell check by Chemicalscum · · Score: 1

      Gedit has a spell check plugin. Of course the only problem that Gedit is now so bloated it takes as long as a wordprocessor to load. Well maybe not as long as OOo but nearly as long as Abiword

      Maybe you should use Emacs instead thats got a spellchecker too - Oh! yes I was forgetting thats bloated too.

    2. Re:Spell check by niko9 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Have you tried Abiword?

      Small, fast, light and with spellcheck. Will let you save as .doc also, which lets me print out all my papers at school wheer they only have windos and mac boxes.

    3. Re:Spell check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The text editor pico has a spell checker. It's not very advanced, but it works. Don't know if there's a version for Windows, but it's something to consider.

    4. Re:Spell check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      emacs has a spell checker option (but slow load time, just like loading any other modern OS) and most linux distros come with a commandline stand along spellchecker.
      (ispell or aspell) though i haven't used either of them directly.

      [note to mods: this is not ment to be mean, its ment to be humor. i use emacs all the time.]

    5. Re:Spell check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      For spellchecking on Windows, check out Textpad. But these days, my favorite spell-checker has to be google. Just type your word in google and if it's wrong it'll ask "Did you mean correct-spelling?" You can also search for "word definition" or "word synonyms" etc to get more info.

      -hadohk

    6. Re:Spell check by Charles+Dart · · Score: 4, Funny

      Being a horible speler I love that with osx it spell checks your online form enteries. I used to rite them up in a word procesor frist so I could sple check. Now I just hit [apple][shift}[;] It works great!

    7. Re:Spell check by Azureflare · · Score: 1
      Are you talking about windows?

      Becuase on linux, there is a plugin for gedit, that I'm using right now, for spellchecking.

      It even has autocheck spelling capabilities. Although some people find that annoying, I like it.

    8. Re:Spell check by Boronx · · Score: 1
      Check out Crimson Editor It's free, it's cool, it's fast, and it's got a spell checker.

      Got syntax files for almost any language, and they're easy to create if your pet language is missing.

    9. Re:Spell check by some_random_person · · Score: 1

      I have a solution that loads fast and works with my system's dictionary. It's linux only unless you have cygwin, but I bound the F5 key to a function in vim that spell-checks the current document. Then it generates a syntax definition file for the list of misspelled words and it sources that. I end up with all the errors highlighted red.

      I wonder if there's a spell check plugin for vim...
      I forget if it's using aspell or ispell...

    10. Re:Spell check by Tezkah · · Score: 1

      Apple does have a neat feature that I'll be missing after I switch to Linux, it has a spell-check service available to any program, so even my instant messaging client has spell check. :P

    11. Re:Spell check by Spolster · · Score: 1

      Gaim spell checks my instant messaging on Linux, highlighting any words it doesnt recognise in red.

    12. Re:Spell check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am curious about your switch to Linux from Apple. What are the main reasons you are switching?

    13. Re:Spell check by Llama_STi · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see how this little app handled "saving as .doc" of big files. The docs I do here at work are often over 300 pages of style nightmares that you wouldn't believe... :P

    14. Re:Spell check by TheHaas · · Score: 1

      Run emacs

      Type your text.

      M-x ispell-buffer

    15. Re:Spell check by pianophile · · Score: 1

      Becuase on linux, there is a plugin for gedit, that I'm using right now, for spellchecking.

      Apparently it still needs some work. :-)

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    16. Re:Spell check by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      use KDE - that has spell checking integrated too. konqueror (same rendering engine as safari) uses the spell checking feature of kde.

      i use opera, which doesn't have spell checking, hence my bad spelling of most of my posts.

    17. Re:Spell check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I never knew it would do that! Thanks.

    18. Re:Spell check by fupeg · · Score: 0

      Whenever I seem someone mention Abi, I think of the first time I saw it on Red Hat 7 a couple of years ago. It had to be the ugliest looking program I have ever seen. It totally looked like a bad clone of MS Word 97. The 2.0 version is a big improvement, UI wise. Now it looks like a nice clone of Word XP.

    19. Re:Spell check by praxim · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If I had an ASCII gedit or notepad (spellpad) with spell check I wouldn't even need an office suite on my home desktop.


      gedit, assuming you're referring to the GNOME app, has a spellcheck plugin (Edit -> Preferences -> Plugins; F7 to check, also see the Tools menu for autocheck).
    20. Re:Spell check by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'd compare the 1.x series of Abiword to Wordpad, not Word. I mean, it's basically Wordpad with tables and spell check.

      2.0 seems to add better tables and the all important footnotes. I'll have to try it again some time. OO is pretty slick though.

    21. Re:Spell check by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      Trying to get it work on my Mac.

    22. Re:Spell check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have u ever tried notepad.exe? Been working great for 10+ years.

    23. Re:Spell check by qbwiz · · Score: 1

      Is a spell checker bloat, or is it merely a sign of bloat?

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    24. Re:Spell check by HumanTorch · · Score: 1

      Just downloaded it, tried a few files, and a cursory evaluation reveals there is still a ways to go. Current styles showed up as funny characters, text was jittery and/or flickery as I highlighted sections of text, spacing between lines was uneven.

    25. Re:Spell check by Amiasian · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about Windows, but Mac OS X has OS X spell-checking built into any application that's written on the Cocoa frameworks. Even TextEdit (Apple's equivalent to Wordpad) has red underlining, word completion, etc. built right in thanks to that feature in the OS layer.

    26. Re:Spell check by clymere · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming that since he was referring to something he could use on his Windows box. You'd have to be nuts to try running MSOffice under Linux.

      However, if it WAS possible to run Gedit under Windows, that would be great. I've spent many frustrating afternoons in a campus computer lab trying to write a program in notepad, or visual studio if its there(whoch does syntax highlighting at least, but is a pain to work with).

      A quick google DOES reveal that Emacs has apparently been ported to windows!

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    27. Re:Spell check by JPriest · · Score: 1
      Currently my main desktop computer is Linux, I'm gunna give the gedit plugin a go when I get home from work.

      As far as emacs vs vi, I have always used vi from a CLI, but neither one of them are really suited for what I am looking for.

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    28. Re:Spell check by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      and with spellcheck.

      which apparently remains largely unused...

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    29. Re:Spell check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ----
      Maybe you should use Emacs instead thats got a spellchecker too - Oh! yes I was forgetting thats bloated too.
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      Eh, it is bloated in quite a different way from OO.org... At least on my iBook emacs loads always immediately, except for the first time it takes a second or two to load up. But OO.org always seems to hog up lots of CPU cycles in order to open up...

  9. WordPerfect 5.1 by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I have a friend, an attorney, who swears by Word Perfect 5.1 for DOS. He runs it in a dos box and uses Ghostscript and redirection to convert to PDFs and fax.

    I prefer the document coding that they switched to with 6 -- splitting the font size from font selection codes.

    1. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by Goo.cc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, I still use DBase IV. Sometimes you just have to still with what works.

    2. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is common in the legal profession. WordPerfect somehow became the standard there, while Word took over everywhere else.

    3. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by fons · · Score: 2, Informative

      A lot of accounting and file-management software in this profession is heavily integrated with Wordperfect 5.1 (and Novell). This software is also VERY expensive. So why buy the new version if the old one works great.

    4. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by josquin00 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The legal team for a former employer of mine claimed that WordPerfect has a far better redlining system. If you've worked with a laywer, they live and die by redlining.

    5. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by tigersha · · Score: 2, Informative

      My dad still uses Dbase IV with an app he wrote on Xenix on a 286. It still runs every day without a hitch

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    6. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by keraneuology · · Score: 1

      WordPerfect was created by a professor and a marching band director at Brigham Young University. It was practically given away to law students all over the country. When these students because full-fledged bloodsucking leaches and were the first generation in the law firms to have grown up with computers they told the powers that were that they needed... WordPerfect. And so the standard was born. Wise marketing.

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    7. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by angkor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, I still use the macros in WordPerfect 5.1 to manipulate all kinds of text. While not intuitive, once you learned the controls you could write macros as fast as you could think them.
      When they went to WordPerfect 6 it was a Word-like (non-DOS box) like interface and they changed all the key combination shortcuts driving existing users crazy. Eventually they came out with WordPerfect 5.2 which had many of the improvements of 6 (like cutting and pasting between macro windows), but kept the 5.1 interface. I've been looking for 5.2 for years, but can't find a copy to 'update' my nearly 15 year old copy of 5.1!

    8. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by kalidasa · · Score: 4, Informative

      Having worked with redlining myself (not for an attorney, but for a publications department that needed it), I can confirm that. To this day, it's much easier to mark the margins of a highlighted paragraph with asterisks and the like in WordPerfect (just a format attributed) than Word (text box).

      There are other things in WordPerfect that are helpful to attorneys, too. It's a shame that every version of WordPerfect since 8.0 has s*&^ed.

    9. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by dosius · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can set it up to look mostly like 5.1 (use text mode; for a 5.0 appearance turn off the drop-down menus), and use the 5.1 keybindings. I find 6's use of F1 for Help more intuitive (it's F3 in 5.x; but in 5.1 it can be configured to use F1), ditto Esc=Cancel vs. F1=Cancel.

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    10. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      WordPerfect became standard because it provided needed features that Word didn't (and in some cases still doesn't). It wasn't just a matter of "lawyers did this for some kooky reason".

      Such as: Decent SGML support. Legally correct document word counts! Complete control over document coding via reveal codes. Onscreen document actually matches printed document (Word 2003 sometimes even screws up here--WYSIWYG my ass), and built-in PDF creation support. Yes, it's a little flaky from time to time, but if there's no other word processor offering the features you need, you hardly have a choice, do you?

    11. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by pknoll · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This is common in the legal profession. WordPerfect somehow became the standard there, while Word took over everywhere else.

      That "somehow" was: WordPerfect deliberately included specific features that were helpful/necessary to the production of legal documents. Word (at the time) didn't.

      WordPerfect also heavily courted the medical industry the same way, but to a lesser degree of success.

    12. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      To this day, it's much easier to mark the margins of a highlighted paragraph with asterisks and the like in WordPerfect (just a format attributed) than Word (text box).

      why do you want to mark a paragraph's margins with asterisks instead of some other line syle?

      Word is perfectly capable of marking the margins of a paragraph, using any line style it has.

    13. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This is common in the legal profession

      More correctly, WAS common in the legal profession.

      Most of them seem to be on MS-Word like everyone else now -- probably because Microsoft finally focused in on their needs and they need to exchange documents electronically like everyone else.

    14. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard about that just today. At a company presentation someone remarked that files for projects with DoJ are still mostly WordPerfect. Would be interesting to know whether that's true..

    15. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by Reziac · · Score: 2, Informative

      WP5.2 for DOS doesn't actually exist in the real market (I'm told there was something that was internally called WP5.2 DOS, but I've never seen it, and I sorta collect WP versions). While there was a WP5.1+ in 1994, it's not significantly changed in any subversion since the 3/91 release, which was about the point where all the bugs got cleaned out; WP5.1 is the most bug-free program I know of. And I still use WP5.1 every day. :)

      If you need an updated copy, it's most easily come by via abandonware sites, or abwi.old :)

      The macro language (always much more powerful than mere keystroke recording) was changed to fullblown compiled executables as of 6.0. The default screen for WPDOS6.x kinda looked like a wannabe GUI, but it could run in naked DOS-screen mode too. The major command keystrokes didn't change, tho -- IF you were using the *letter* keystrokes. The NUMBERS changed when new features were added. So if you were used to F for Font, it was still F, but if you'd been using 4, well, now it was 5 or 6. The manual warns you about this way back as of WP5.0. :)

      What I really want is a WPWin8 version of the WPDOS6.1 calendar macro. The current macros just don't have the features I need. I've tried importing it but can't get it to run, and I don't know the macro language well enough to fix it. :(

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    16. Re:WordPerfect 5.1 by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      The (government) customer is imposing a style guide that specifies asterisks, something which was perfectly easy to do back in the days of WordPerfect, and WordPerfect was the standard word processing software at the time the style guide was written. Welcome to Inertiaworld.

  10. office 97 by Coneasfast · · Score: 1

    personally i use office 97, it has some nice features like envelope and label printing (did the old version have it?)

    only thing about it is it is NOT fully compatible with files saved with office 2000, in my experience.

    if you have a word 2000 doc with images all layed out, they will be, in most cases, positioned differently when opened in word 97.

    note: you can also use the free word viewer. (there is also a powerpoint/excel viewer)

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    1. Re:office 97 by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      This may be useless information to you, but I was playing around with Office 2000 the other day and noticed a box buried in Options called "Don't use Office 2000-only features" or something similar. You can tell 2000 to be fully compatible with 97 if you want.

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    2. Re:office 97 by jasondlee · · Score: 1

      That kinda makes sense, since 2000 is newer than 97, and Microsoft is notorious for changing file formats just enough to make life difficuly for other WP programs. That's also part of the reason you see people calling for *at least* open standards WRT office documents (lower case indicating a general term). Now, I'm willing to bet if you redo your scenario in OOo 1.1 and the pending 2.0, the story will be different. That's one of the beauties of open source. There's no financial incentives to change things and force your customers to upgrade.

      jason

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  11. Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and Windows 3.1 was da bomb!

  12. Bow Down by teknokracy · · Score: 0, Troll

    5.1Win/Mac: ***Ommmmmmmmmmmm*** XP2003: f**K! f**K! f**K! f**K! Mac2004: Well, at least I'm not using Windows!

  13. Heck, vi is bloatware! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's been all downhill from sed if you ask me.

    1. Re:Heck, vi is bloatware! by uucp2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      After reading this, I just had a horrible vision of ASCII Clippy integrated into vi.

    2. Re:Heck, vi is bloatware! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

      After reading this, I just had a horrible vision of ASCII Clippy integrated into vi.

      Ask, and ye shall receive.

      Mwhahahahaha, mwhahahah, HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

      (Okay, so he isn't ASCII. Deal with it.)

    3. Re:Heck, vi is bloatware! by zeath · · Score: 1

      *console beep/flash* You are overusing your left arrow key.
      Tip: Use b to move quickly past words in reverse.

      *console beep/flash* Are you sure you want to d2bibite me^[?
      Tip: Use :s/// to search and replace on the current line.


      Or how about one that already exists, sans Clippy:

      *console beep/flash* Are you sure you want to ZZ? You still have more files to edit.

    4. Re:Heck, vi is bloatware! by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >>It's been all downhill from sed if you ask me.

      For me, it's been all downhill after ed .

      Damned bloaded stream editors....

      wbs.

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  14. It's true by ajs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    By the low standards that we have set today, old versions of Word are very nice.

    Time for some band of grad students to start putting together the next generation tool that takes the bad new features out of word processing, makes the good new features more smoothly integrated with the rest and more efficient and finally that re-learns from modern users what a word-processor is for.

    That last is HARD. Word processors use to be used strictly to produce documents which would be printed. Today the primary use is for producing text documents that will be sent to others electronically that may or may not contain complex objects like images, graphs, etc.

    These are different problem domains, but separating out the one from the other and re-solving the problem correctly is never easy.

    1. Re:It's true by niko9 · · Score: 1

      Or maybe those grad students should just make Lyx's GUI more intuitive for the home/office user.

      Once they understand what a documnet processor really does, I thinkthey'll be enlightened.

    2. Re:It's true by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 1

      Features, whether a program is lacking them or has too many, don't seem to be the problem these days. Office software, if it wants to be the next MS Office needs one thing to even have the slightest chance of doing this. Complete compatability with MS Office. I know people who love Word Perfect, but have to use MS Word to work with others who use Word. One feature that does need to be added to spreadsheet software is the ability to deal with uncertainty. Spurious accuracy is caused by people thinking that because Excel gives a value to x decimal places it mean that it is correct to x decimal places.

    3. Re:It's true by CarrionBird · · Score: 1
      One thing that hoses people is trying to use word for something that could be done easier/better in someting like Pagemaker.

      MMmmmm.. pagemakerrrr..... (drool)

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    4. Re:It's true by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 1

      A lot of word processor users would not like the approach that LyX and its (LaTex?) backend use. Firstly, some people seem to enjoy spending hours focusing on the style rather than content, and would dislike having a standard style forced upon them. Secondly, most users don't do the things that push Word to its limits whilst LaTex performs them with ease (large numbers of headings, figures and equations etc.).

    5. Re:It's true by rthille · · Score: 1

      These are different problem domains, but separating out the one from the other and re-solving the problem correctly is never easy.


      Well, the problem domain in the larger sense is 'information transfer', it's just that with computers and software gaining capabilities it's getting possible to create richer documents with them. That's the hard problem, especially making it easy to do with a computer (usually doing something visual on a computer is harder than directly on paper), especially since 'doing it right' is hard in general (see study of O-Ring failure chart w.r.t. Shuttle explosion).

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    6. Re:It's true by IntlHarvester · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure some people swear by it, but like all advances (Word 5.1 up to 2003, CLI to GUI, etc.) it's really more a form of nostalgia than praise.

      This might be true, but Word 5.1 was essentially Feature Complete -- there's nothing that you can do in Word 11 that you can't do just as easily in Word 5.1 running on a 2MB Mac Plus. The style and formatting model is basically identical to the modern versions.

      The only real word-processing advances in the product are real-time spell checking/correction and the extemely annoying auto-formatting. (Word5 had auto-correct, but the list wasn't prepopulated like modern versions.) And those are mainly just outgrowths of faster CPUs.

      Of course, there's also a lot of new macro and IPC features, as well as help cartoons and wizards. But for just sitting down and writing, Word 5 had it all.

      (And for the WordPerfect 5.1 fans out there, Word5 ruled for any real formatting beyond monospaced documents with only tabs & margins.)

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    7. Re:It's true by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Oops -- replied to the wrong comment. That was supposed to be for SilentChris.

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    8. Re:It's true by Balun · · Score: 1
      I've seen word processors used for kinds of things that they don't really do very well.

      There need to be two products here. A Word Processor that focuses on just getting words into the computer and another program that is a Page Layout program.

      The word processor should be able to do lots of text layout manipulation, spell check and word counting, grammar checking would be nice but not necessary. The primary audience should be people who write a lot of text, i.e. journalists, academics and novelists.

      The page layout program should be strongly linked to it but as a separate program it forced the user to think in a different mode. The page layout program should take the data from the word processor and allow you to add images and create graphs and those non text items and make it output well to any format, email to tabloid to coffee table book.

      One things I love about OS X is with the built in spell checker I use a fast text editor rather then a slow and bulky word processor to do most of my writing. I know a few people who use TextEdit and InDesign to do most of their writing.

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    9. Re:It's true by Pionar · · Score: 1

      I still can't find anyone that can tell me the difference between Word 2000, Word XP, and Word 2003 besides packaging.

    10. Re:It's true by ajs · · Score: 1

      Office software, if it wants to be the next MS Office needs one thing to even have the slightest chance of doing this. Complete compatability with MS Office

      And if you consider being the "next MS Office" to be a useless and ignorable goal?

      What if your goal is to build a very small base of dedicated users for whom your software meets their needs? That's what MS did. The number of small businesses that had the means and technical know-how to buy a PC back when MS first came out with Word was very limited, and they were literally competing with typewriters (the single most entrenched piece of office equipment outside of desks and chairs)!

      You don't revolutionize a market by doing what everyone else is.

    11. Re:It's true by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Word processors use to be used strictly to produce documents which would be printed. Today the primary use is for producing text documents that will be sent to others electronically that may or may not contain complex objects like images, graphs, etc."

      It seems to me that this is a big problem in office suite design: We want each application to handle all sorts of media, and so the constituant applications aren't separated in a sensible way.

      I mean, if it's a word processor, let it be for typing. Let it have spell-check, thesaurus, word count, and some formatting. I've often wished for a small, light-weight app that would just type things up without worrying too much about inserting images, or even getting too complex with layout/formatting.

      I know, I can just type in wordpad.exe or something, but I lose a lot of useful (actually word-processing related) tools. And it's a bigger problem than just this. How many times have you seen people use Powerpoint for layout design single page? It's really what Publisher was designed for, but most users end up using Word or Powerpoint.

      It seems to me that an office suite should have the apps for creating content (word processor that creates text, spreadsheet program that creates a table of numbers, graphic editor that makes images, and a database) and then another application, or maybe a couple applications, that would be capable of pulling these types of data together in meaningful ways. Maybe you'd have a slide-show creater, a printed page layout-design program, a web-page creater, whatever. A program that's good at grabbing the pure text and the graphics and putting them together. A program that can take a spreadsheet, generate graphs, and make a presentation out of them.

      It just seems to me that the content-creation and the content-organization/presentation are different tasks. Not only would this address the bloat of the content-creation programs, but you could probably use this approach to improve the mixing different kinds of content from different applications, since you would have an application focussed on just that.

    12. Re:It's true by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      Ah, LaTeX ... how I love the documents you produce.

    13. Re:It's true by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I think that images and such are important parts of the content of a document these days. Journalists and academics, for example, need to be able to put figures in their articles. At this point they don't care about getting the layout right, but they need to refer to figure 2 and actually have a figure 2 in the document.

      Of course, the page layout program may add more images for decoration, and will also handle placing the images in the desired places. But the simple association of images with documents should be a word processor function.

    14. Re:It's true by jonnystiph · · Score: 1

      These are different problem domains, but separating out the one from the other and re-solving the problem correctly is never easy.

      Bringing up the one question I have always pondered. What about a modular word processor. Would that be just too hard?

      Even OOo could speed things up significantly (assuming of course), if it didn't have to pack EVERYTHING into one program. If you want your word processor to generate Christmas lists for every orphnage in town, whilst doing your laundry and making your coffee, than you can be patient while it loads. To me however, something like Abiword is all I really ever need.

      So how far off am I in asking for this? Even at compile/install time you can choose the features that you need, I know word does this to some degree, but really, more modular, less monolithic.

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    15. Re:It's true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Band of grad students? Is that a joke? I suppose you mean ones planning on dropping out. I can't imagine anyone would allow anything resembling something like this as a thesis, nor any doctorial thesis that involved the sheer amount of coding this would require.

    16. Re:It's true by Shadarr · · Score: 1

      Actually, I recently upgraded to Word 2000 because it has a really cool feature (though it's not really a Word Processing feature): you can copy a table off a web page and it will convert it to a Word table. This has made my dual-role as webmaster and newsletter editor, since I can now copy the calendar off the website and with very little massaging, insert it into PageMaker.

      Of course, if PageMaker would implement the feature, I wouldn't have needed to upgrade --or use -- Word at all.

    17. Re:It's true by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Which only tells me that you never produced a complex document on WP5.1... it could do anything that a regular page layout program could do, with the sole exception of automated "continued on page 2" text flow. Just because you can't *see* it happening in a text interface doesn't mean the program can't *do* it.

      Page layout got a bit easier in WPDOS6, because it had dedicated functions for stuff like drop caps and watermarks (tho they could be kludged in WP5.1), plus a WYSIWYG editing mode (whereas 5.1 had a print preview mode but it wasn't editable).

      If you've ever seen Chaz's fancy newszines at L.A. area SF cons, those were all done in WPDOS6.0.

      I knew someone who was a MacNut and loved MacWord 5.5 (I'm mildly amazed that this story is about MacWord 5.1, since everyone I ever heard rave about MacWord said v5.5 was the best, usually followed by "but MacWord6 sucks"); she was also a commercial newspaper editor. For her personal zines with fancy layout, she used Quark. I'm not sure what that said about MacWord's ability wrt page layout. :)

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    18. Re:It's true by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      MS Word 5.1 could do simple page layout like drop caps, columns, having text flow around graphics, etc. It couldn't do "frames", IIRC.

      While WordPerfect was very powerful, much of that functionality was hidden behind codes you had to enter. Even doing a simple table was a total pain, as opposed to clicking a button in Word.

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    19. Re:It's true by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the fundamental difference between using a text interface and using a WYSIWYG interface. (Pretty funny how the usual argument around here is from the CLI bigots, decrying GUIs :) One might consider the GUI as essentially a big macro with a fancy front end.

      Tables did indeed become easier to create when you could just click a button and drag it nn X nn large; I remember thinking how amazing that was when I got Winword6. But if the table goes wrong and refuses to be altered, it's a whole lot easier to just open up WP5.1's table editor and fix the uncooperative value directly. And formatting inside a table, save us from Word's notions...

      I've used and still use various word processors for different tasks; they all excel at and suck at certain jobs, tho sometimes the suckage is more obvious than others :)

      I've been told by Mac users that MacWord5.x is such a different program from WinWord.anyversion as to be unrecognisable, and that this is a Good Thing!

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    20. Re:It's true by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      However, WP wasn't a CLI program -- it was a full screen program with a massive amount of features crammed into one 80col line of text. (I personally thought WP's UI sucked -- there were many other DOS wordprocessors that were actually designed to be easy to use.)

      (And MacWord wasn't really all that different than modern Word -- a proficient Word user would feel right at home.)

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    21. Re:It's true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i felt this way when i was about to start using lyx to write a paper. the feeling stopped after i got through the second paragraph- it's such a relief to be able to completely forget about styling.

    22. Re:It's true by the_womble · · Score: 1
      if it's a word processor, let it be for typing. Let it have spell-check, thesaurus, word count, and some formatting. I've often wished for a small, light-weight app that would just type things up without worrying too much about inserting images, or even getting too complex with layout/formatting.

      You mean something like this.

    23. Re:It's true by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Yeah, pretty much. But it'd be nice to have it put out in an easy-to-install native packages for MacOS, Linux, and Windows, along with other applications that hook into each other and interact they way that I was talking about, all with an easy to use and pretty interface.

      What I'm saying is, it's a nice, powerful program, but good luck on seeing that as Joe User's default word-processor. I'd love to see a major company (or something like OpenOffice.org) take the sort of concept behind LaTeX and develop a full office suite.

      In order for most users to concede to this sort of separation, you'd need some sort of clever and refined method of efficiently switching back and forth between content-creation mode and content-presentation mode.

    24. Re:It's true by Reziac · · Score: 1

      There were other DOS word processors that had their menus visible by default, but I wouldn't call 'em easier to use (having used other big noises like MultiMate and Wordscar). Most people who decry WP's blank-screen style interface didn't realise all you had to do is turn on the menu, which did keystrokes or mouse, and everything was at your fingertips in a most thoroughly logical menu system -- hence no need to have a clue where to find anything. I'm not sure why 5.x shipped with the menus off by default; 6.0 had them on by default, which to my mind makes more sense since it was easy to turn back off if you wished.

      Also, WP was the only one of the bigwigs that could be configured from within the program. Wordstar's config utility was straight from the user-hell of "designed BY programmers, FOR programmers" (it was essentially a *linear-access* hex editor for WS.EXE -- if you missed the spot you needed to change, you had to go all the way to the end and start over!!) MMate simply didn't LET you configure much. My personal next choice after WP5.1 would probably be DOSWord6 for useability, if only it had a clue about any but the most common printers -- which I gather is really why DOSWord never had much market share. The program itself was decent enough.

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    25. Re:It's true by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Never knew you could have menus in WP5.1 without a mouse driver loaded. Worthless trivia now, but probably would have saved a ton of grief back in the day. (or did I have WP4.2?)

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    26. Re:It's true by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I don't remember what WP4.2 had by way of menus, if any ... I didn't like it, only have it (several versions) as a "collectable" :)

      But don't feel bad, probably 2/3rds of regular WP5.1 users didn't know it had those nice menus, and "there's no menu!" is almost a uniform complaint from folk who didn't like WP!!

      Speaking of the mouse, I find it awkward and annoying in DOS apps, yet preferable for a lot of things in GUIs.

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  15. Ancient technology by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Personally I really like Microsoft Office 2003 Professional. It gives me the power and flexibility I need without the hassle and incompability of the competitors' solutions.

    /holds up Office box and smiles

    "Microsoft Office 2003 Professional, Where do you want to go today?"

    1. Re:Ancient technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, but how much did you pay for it?

    2. Re:Ancient technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I send out docs for review. I DO like Office 2003. Makes the reviewing stuff finally usable.

    3. Re:Ancient technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This ad might work on the radio, but threatening to defenestrate a copy of Office 2003 just won't sell product.

    4. Re:Ancient technology by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      Meryl Burbank, is that you?

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    5. Re:Ancient technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just laughed so hard I actually drooled on myself, excellent.

    6. Re:Ancient technology by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      yes, but how much did you pay for it?

      I paid $20 for it at the university bookstore. I bought it at the same time I picked up Windows XP Pro (also $20). Now, don't get me wrong, that's a highly subsidized campus license agreement program which is ending soon... that reminds me I need to go pick up some more software! ;-)

  16. I was always a big fan of Word 4.0 for DOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even for years after I stopped using it, I had my editor aliased to "word" in DOS because I was so used to starting it that way.

    1. Re:I was always a big fan of Word 4.0 for DOS by bahamat · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, DOS doesn't support aliases.

    2. Re:I was always a big fan of Word 4.0 for DOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      But 4DOS does. Although, at that point, I think I was using the Norton branded version of 4DOS called... NDOS.

    3. Re:I was always a big fan of Word 4.0 for DOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Maybe he was using XTree? That was a great program for DOS and probably did support aliases.

    4. Re:I was always a big fan of Word 4.0 for DOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      word.bat

    5. Re:I was always a big fan of Word 4.0 for DOS by lintux · · Score: 1

      I remember that one of the lesser known features of DOSKEY (you surely know its main purpose, right?) was support for macro's/aliases...

    6. Re:I was always a big fan of Word 4.0 for DOS by dfeist · · Score: 1

      Wrong. DOSKEY (supplied with all later DOS versions) did. And then, he could have meant having a word.bat in an appropriate place.

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    7. Re:I was always a big fan of Word 4.0 for DOS by dosius · · Score: 1

      doskey from v5.0 and later.

      -uso.

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  17. Bah! Bet it can't... by lacrymology.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a casual user, I simply cannot live without the ability to insert MediaPlayer G2 controls into my correspondence... therefore 5.1 will not work for me.

    -m

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  18. How in the hell is this an article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    n/t

    1. Re:How in the hell is this an article? by wahsapa · · Score: 0

      im just waiting for a post about how this feed's M$s monopoly

  19. Word 5.1 as "best ever" by TwoBit · · Score: 1

    I would agree that Word 5.1 might have been the best word processor ever, but only for people who don't want or need too much out of a word processor. On the other hand, what Word 5.1 did was about all 95% of the public needed, and it did that 95% pretty well. Still, other word processors such as Ami (PC-only) did was 5.1 did but perhaps even better.

  20. Wod Perfect 5.1 by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Word Perfect 5.1 was by far the best word processor I've ever used. I liked reading in fixed-width fonts, the color scheme was great, but most importantly it was a dream to use.

    Sure, today's word processors look fancy, and offer more intuitive styling as well as presenting what the final product will looks like. But I was more productive with WP51 than any other word processor today.

    I'm still kicking myself for losing those install disks. I'd love to still be using it today, but I'm too lazy (and law-abiding) to try to find it on the 'net. Also, I doubt it'll work with my inkjet.

    1. Re:Wod Perfect 5.1 by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I liked reading in fixed-width fonts, the color scheme was great, but most importantly it was a dream to use.

      You can turn (modern) Word into that. Judicious application of system settings and styles can get you exactly what you need.

    2. Re:Wod Perfect 5.1 by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      You could always purchase it, legally. Froogle and eBay would oblige.

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    3. Re:Wod Perfect 5.1 by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

      "I liked reading in fixed-width fonts"

      I still prefer fixed-width fonts. I changed the default font of Word and Excel (at work) to Courier New. At home I use the fixed width font included with Bitstream's free Vera font.

    4. Re:Wod Perfect 5.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there is an option just for that.

    5. Re:Wod Perfect 5.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I liked reading in fixed-width fonts"

      There's one in every crowd...

      That said, WP 5.1 was terrific. I never could abide the menu setups of any version of Word, new or old, PC or Mac. My vote--whistling in the woods--is for Ami Pro 2.0 for Win. (Never got to see the OS/2 version; didn't have the hardware. Not certain how the Win releases related to Amiga versions.) Ami Pro was slicker than snot, with real time WYSIWYG, easy adjustment of kerning pairs, etc. Was stable, fast, and the menu layout actually made sense.

      Now to find a way to read my old .sam files... Which actually brings me to my biggest complaint about Word: a word processor is worse than useless if it keeps breaking file format. That'd create havok in my life; can't imagine how bad it'd get in a corporate situation. I've nothing particular against Microsoft that doesn't piss me off about dozens of other companies and Linux ain't no Second Coming, but if Microsoft keeps breaking file formats I'll keep not making files with their software. Simple enough.

    6. Re:Wod Perfect 5.1 by zoltar+speaks · · Score: 1

      Take a look at WP11/12. It comes with the option to make it look like WP 5.1, blue screen an all. It is called Classic Mode.

  21. Microsoft Word is a crutch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For people who can't handle \LaTeX

    1. Re:Microsoft Word is a crutch... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      Not at all. I use MS Word because my Word documents won't open in vi.

    2. Re:Microsoft Word is a crutch... by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I use LaTeX almost daily ... even for something as simple as writing a letter.

    3. Re:Microsoft Word is a crutch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For people who can't handle \LaTeX

      I'm alergic to latex, you insensitive clod.

    4. Re:Microsoft Word is a crutch... by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1

      I use LaTeX for everything that I can get away with. This included my M.A.Sc. thesis, with diagrams done in xfig. The price is right and the quality is excellent. What more do you want?

      My resume is in LaTeX and, yes, it has a makefile.

      ...laura

    5. Re:Microsoft Word is a crutch... by kuzb · · Score: 1

      How exactly did this get marked insightful? it should be marked appropriately as a flame.

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  22. No impossible by MemoryDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Word 5.1 did not have clippy... the most important thing which was ever integrated into a word processor.

    1. Re:No impossible by michael+path · · Score: 4, Funny

      I see you're trying sarcasm. Would you like to:

      o Change me to a dog or cat
      o Integrate me into your web browser
      o Realize sarcasm is lost on the /. crowd

  23. Old Testament Wrath-Of-God type stuff by stinkyfingers · · Score: 5, Funny
    The best word processor ever created for a Mac was written by Microsoft? What's the I see outside my office window?

    Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria!!!!!!

    1. Re:Old Testament Wrath-Of-God type stuff by Llama_STi · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's worse than "Try[ing] to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." ;D

  24. TeX? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *cough* LaTeX *coughcough*

  25. if you're not using emacs... by igotmybfg · · Score: 1

    ...you're just playing around

  26. Not Just Word by cmacb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Same goes for the whole office suite doesn't it?

    Wasn't it possible back then to create a Powerpoint presentation that would run standalone from a floppy disk (that is, Powerpoint didn't have to be installed on the target machine)?

    I know most people carry their presentations with them on a laptop these days, but I always thought it was handy to be able to use on-site equipment if only as a backup. Now this notion only works if you install Powerpoint everywhere.

    Nevermind, I answered my own question.

    1. Re:Not Just Word by arcmay · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft has a free Powerpoint viewer available for Windows. It isn't quite small enough to fit on a floppy, but then again, neither are most of the Powerpoint presentations you're likely to come across nowadays. And it does require an install, which is pretty lame. But the point is, you don't NEED to purchase MS Office to view/print Powerpoint presentations. I use it because I don't own office and sometimes I find stuff on the web that I want to read that are only available in Powerpoint. (Google's "View as HTML" link leaves a lot to be desired.)

    2. Re:Not Just Word by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Informative
      Have you actually ever even installed Powerpoint???

      There is an option you can install called pack-and-go. It makes a little executable file which will show your presentation. No Powerpoint installation needed on the machine used for the presentation. It's been in every version of powerpoint I can remember using.

    3. Re:Not Just Word by galaxy300 · · Score: 1

      You can still create a standalone PowerPoint Presentation - it's called a Power Point Show (.pps). The file can run as a stand alone presentation. You can also save your slides in HTML format, JPG, GIF and other graphics formats.

      Most of the other office apps have standalone viewers, as well. You don't need to have MS Word installed to read a Word document, just the free viewer application.

    4. Re:Not Just Word by zhiwenchong · · Score: 1

      The .pps doesn't mean it's standalone. It just an extension to tell Powerpoint (or the viewer) to play the presentation immediately. The file format is exactly the same as .ppt files.

      Try renaming any .ppt file to .pps and double click on it. You'll see what I mean.

    5. Re:Not Just Word by galaxy300 · · Score: 1

      Egad, it looks like you're right. Stupid Microsoft.

      There is still a free viewer available, though. All of 2.5M, you could fit it on one of those mini cd's with your presentation and be pretty well off.

      As long as the computer you're working on allows the execution of random files, that is.

    6. Re:Not Just Word by rune.w · · Score: 3, Informative

      Power Point 2003 has a feature now that allows you to pack a presentation and burn it directly into a CD (or copy it to a floppy, if it's small enough) so that you don't have to carry around your laptop with you to all places.

      For instance, in my school classes were several people are giving a presentation/seminar on the same day occur quite often. It's always a pain to wait for people to carry down their laptops and plug them to the beamer, specially when it decides to stop working. This usually irritates professors, who see how class time goes down the drain, as well as bored students who want to get out of the place as quickly as possible. I 'm always quite amused to see the relief on their faces when I just plug my USB keyholder into the last person's laptop and start my presentation within 3 minutes. It makes everybody happy and I think it has had a minimal positive effect on my presentation grades as well ;)

      Quite handy if you ask me.

      R.
  27. I remember... by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A nightmare of configuring printer drivers hell in DOS Word. And that I had to burn a new EPROM in printer to support a native language characters in hardware.

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    1. Re:I remember... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      But this article is about the Mac version of Word 5.1, which was actually really, really good. You don't need to configure printer drivers, use DOS, or burn EEPROMs to use Word 5.1 on Macintosh.

      Part of the reason, though, was by comparison of Word 6 for Mac, which really, really sucked.

  28. Best Features of WordPerfect by Verity_Crux · · Score: 5, Interesting

    WordPerfect allows a simultaneous left and right align on the same line of text. Do you know how many school papers start out with a title on the left and my name on the right? That feature alone has kept me loyal to WordPerfect for twelve years. Of course, the 'Reveal Codes' feature is da bomb. It's a good mix between WYSIWYG and the bit twiddling word processors. I don't know how the average programmer can do without it.

    1. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by gblues · · Score: 1

      Tab stops. Learn how to use them.

      Nathan

    2. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by luiss · · Score: 1
      Is the parent supposed to be funny?

      Left/Right/Center/Decimal tabs accomplish what you describe in countless word processing programs.

    3. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WordPerfect allows a simultaneous left and right align on the same line of text. That feature alone has kept me loyal to WordPerfect for twelve years.

      So does Word, and so does OpenOffice.org. Just set a right-aligned tab at the right margin.

    4. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by Bobman1235 · · Score: 1

      WordPerfect allows a simultaneous left and right align on the same line of text. Do you know how many school papers start out with a title on the left and my name on the right?

      All you need to do in other word processors (well, in Word for as long as I can remember) is use left or right aligned tab markers. If you set a right-align tab at the edge of the page, you tab over and type and voila.

      How could you make it through high school not knowing that? (NOTE: question only applies if computers were in use when you were in high school, old timers)

    5. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by ottffssent · · Score: 1

      Damn right. The only reason I stopped using WP5.1 was that under the NT-based Windowses the virtual DOS machine sucks up 100% of the CPU while not doing anything. So I use OO (Lord does Word suck ass), but to this day I miss decent alignment. Tables are *NOT* a layout device, damnit, no matter how many generations of braindead webpages used 'em that way. Centered title on line 1, left-aligned byline and right-aligned date on line two. And I had a ton of macros to do what I wanted too.

      Coolest WP5.1 hack: a macro that would take raw text and stick it into properly-titled and -paginated and -rotated text boxes so you could print it and fold it into a mini book (16 pages per letter-sized sheet). It took about 15 minutes on a 386 to do, but it worked every time.

    6. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by NecroPuppy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, but in Word Perfect, it took maybe 2 clicks. Not the 6 or so it takes in Word, if you remember what it is you need to do.

      Word Perfect also handles balanced columns, multiple column sections on the same page, and any number of other features much smoother than Office.

      And yeah, reveal codes, rocks.

      For those who don't know, it's a little box which shows all the escape codes, inserted symbols, formatting codes, etc. To change something, say column settings, all you had to do was click on the right thing, and it opened that up.

      No worries about messing up the formatting in some subtle way, which has happened all too often in Word.

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    7. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, tabstops don't quite work right for what the poster wants to do.

      Tabstops work ok if you don't later change the page margins. But, if you change the paper size or page margins, then the tabstop at the right margin is in the wrong place.

      A true left/right justify (as in the TeX \fill command) is missing from WORD.

    8. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by jalspach · · Score: 1

      Why is some sort of Reveal Codes not on all word processors?
      It gave word processing, HTML like features but, only when you wanted them. I can not tell you how many times I have gotten stuck in modern versions of word with underline or bold or whatever, being over zealous. It wants to do the entire word or line or what ever.
      Using my trusty WP 5.1 for DOS (loaded off of a single floppy (double density no less) on an old PS/1) I could hit F11 and (as Emeril says) BAM!! There is the [BOLD] and the [bold] tag. I could move either of them right where I wanted them.
      That was almost 20 years ago...damn...I may be old...

      James

    9. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by Toutatis · · Score: 1

      In fact 'Reveal Codes' is the feature I need to make my boss migrate from WordPerfect to OpenOffice.

    10. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Why does this "reveal code" thing live on?

      Reveal codes is a horrible kludge that is only necessary if you don't understand styles. The fact that you need reveal codes should be the signal that the Word Processor program is broken.

      (this is coming from someone who used to LOVE reveal codes until I saw the light)

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    11. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by julesh · · Score: 1

      The only reason I stopped using WP5.1 was that under the NT-based Windowses the virtual DOS machine sucks up 100% of the CPU while not doing anything.

      This isn't a problem I've had with NT. Maybe its a bug in wordperfect?

    12. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 1

      You can do that easily with OpenOffice. Just type in your title, hit tab (just space won't work), then type in your name. Now all you have to do is select your name and hit the right-align button.

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    13. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by bgfay · · Score: 1

      What converted me to OpenOffice is that I finally had someone tell me (correctly) that I could do this by typing the text at the left margin, hitting tab once, hitting Ctrl-R and typing text at the right margin. Not as easy as WP but better than setting tab stops any day.

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    14. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by bheer · · Score: 1

      Wow, I've been using Word since version 6 and I never knew that. (I never really grokked tab stops -- seemed too typewriter-like to me) I got by creating an invisible table with two columns and aligning each differently.

    15. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Because it isn't a horrible kludge, it's an easy to understand method of showing the user the format of their document and allowing editing of formatting. It mirrors the use of tags in HTML, the markup commands in LaTeX and the way that typesetters markup text for publishing.
      It's the first thing most WP users notice is missing when they have to switch to Word, and they complain about the fact because it's such an intuitive system.

    16. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by El_Ge_Ex · · Score: 1

      Yes, but in Word Perfect, it took maybe 2 clicks. Not the 6 or so it takes in Word, if you remember what it is you need to do.

      No, it takes exactly two clicks.

      Oh yeah, 'show formatting' is also in Word.

      -B

    17. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by Hell+O'World · · Score: 1

      Gee, I alway used to print out a second copy and cut out the text and reglue it where it was supposed to be.

    18. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Last time I used WordPerfect (v6 or 7), the Hidden Codes were horribly incompatible with GUI Cut-n-Paste. You never knew if you were just moving text or moving the 'Codes' -- a simple operation could totally screw up formatting of an entire document.

      The only work around was to leave Reveal Codes on all of the time -- and any feature which basically forces to the user to look at a bunch of 'Codes' is a horrible kudge.

      (Word isn't pefect in this regard either, with it's 'secret paragraph mark' holding the style information.)

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    19. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by Moofie · · Score: 1

      OK, am I from some weird alternate reality where the little paragraph mark button exists on the Standard toolbar in Word? Push it. It shows the formatting marks.

      I don't understand why you think this feature isn't there. Maybe I don't understand the feature you're talking about.

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    20. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most DOS apps were never designed to run under a multitasking OS and would do things like run tight loops polling the keyboard or whatever. Generally the OS scheduler makes this behavior not a huge deal.

    21. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I got by creating an invisible table with two columns and aligning each differently.

      This is probably the "correct" solution -- Tab Stops are legacy in a word processor.

    22. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      All the paragraph button shows is whitespace, tabs, and paragraph/column/etc. divisions.

      It does not show indentation, alignment, or other useful things. Now, there is that arrow-question-mark button than does show most of these things, but you can't edit the settings there. You have to dive into Word's patented Maze-O-Dialogs.

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  29. That's not why by bahamat · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Netscape codebase that would have become version 5 was released under the MPL and became Mozilla. After two years of work Mozilla 1.0 was released, upon which a new Netscape product was based. Because so much change had happened from the 5.0 codebase it was proper to version it 6.

    Netscape 5 did exist, but was never released as a product.

  30. Bloat by Goo.cc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This may be the one problem with commercial software: bloat due to features added for the sake of a new version to sell. I guess bug and security fixes just aren't sexy enough.

  31. Word 2.0 by Rick.C · · Score: 1
    I regularly use Word 2.0 but I get really annoyed with the blindingly fast scroll rate on a P-III/800. It makes mouse-scrolling impossible. Word 2000 is blindingly slow. It makes mouse-scrolling impossible, too.

    Maybe I should upgrade to 5.1.

    Word 2.0 stores the paragraph characteristics (formatting, font, etc.) in the "paragraph mark". If you copy/paste a PM, you get all the attributes. Word '97 uses some screwy method that I haven't figured out yet (after six years) so I still use Word 2.0.
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    1. Re:Word 2.0 by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Now, I'm going to guess you mean 'Word for Windows 2.0,' right? Word 5.x was a DOS/OS/2 text-mode 'bound' app. Seriously cool stuff for those of us running OS/2 in text-mode (or not). Did anyone else out there rip out WPS & run Tshell? Fantastic multitasking text-mode OS when you did that. *sigh* Them was the dayz!

    2. Re:Word 2.0 by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Word 5.1 the atricle is about is Word for Mac 5.1

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  32. The $100 downgrade! by John+Harrison · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I was in college it was common to purchase Wrod 6.0 and then pay a $100 downgrade fee in order to obtain Word 5.1a. Of course this was on the Mac, and 6.0 was an abomination on the Mac since it was an oddball port of the Windows version.

    1. Re:The $100 downgrade! by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 0

      I bought Word 6 for the mac at the college bookstore. It came on 24 floppy disks. Once I finally had it loaded, I ran it and it took almost a minute to finally start. I typed a few characters and clicked on the tool bar to set a tab and the program crashed. De-installing it took me much less time than the time it took to start.

    2. Re:The $100 downgrade! by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
      When I was in college it was common to purchase Wrod 6.0 and then pay a $100 downgrade fee in order to obtain Word 5.1a. Of course this was on the Mac, and 6.0 was an abomination on the Mac since it was an oddball port of the Windows version.

      Was the misspelling of "word" when referring to the version that sucked intentional?

      If not it was still funny.

  33. What? you guys are using MS products ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are all people visiting at slashdot.org using all Linux related products? shouldn't we or should we?

  34. Gramatica by afidel · · Score: 4, Informative

    Gramatica is THE best grammar checker I have ever used. It was written by a couple of PhD's in English who happened to get into computer science fairly early on. The triviality and incorrectness of Word's current grammar checker is appalling since Gramatica did a MUCH better job 10 years ago.

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    1. Re:Gramatica by Peyna · · Score: 1

      You didn't actually expect to include for free with Office a much better grammar checker did you?

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    2. Re:Gramatica by afidel · · Score: 1

      I've never even heard of the product, is it any good? Do the styalistic recomendations make sense for people with a writing structure more advanced then a gradeschooler? Now that I'm back in school again a good grammar checker would be worth the cost.

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    3. Re:Gramatica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Doesn't sound all that hot to me:
      Q. What's the difference between Office 2003 Editions Proofing Tools CD and the proofing tools that already come with localized versions of Office 2003 Editions?

      A. The Office 2003 Editions Proofing Tools CD enables you to proof files in more than 50 languages--more than you can with localized versions of Office 2003 Editions.
    4. Re:Gramatica by afidel · · Score: 1

      So, you can get bad advice in 50 languages, great.....

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  35. Eh... by SilentChris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sure some people swear by it, but like all advances (Word 5.1 up to 2003, CLI to GUI, etc.) it's really more a form of nostalgia than praise.

    For example, I recently tried to pawn off an older PC with an old Linux distribution to my little brother. It had everything most people would need: a word processor, a web browser, etc. However, the word processor didn't do mail merges (something he needed for a class), the browser didn't support Flash, etc. To me, it was functional. To him, it was "broken".

    I agree that a simple GUI is great for some people, but it isn't for everything. If there was honestly nothing that could be improved since the early versions of word processors, no one would be buying the Office/Appleworks/Corel Office applications of today.

    The fact that I had a secretary recently freak out because the CEO's name wasn't highlighted in Word and automatically showed his meeting schedule (Smart Tags), shows that people generally get used to what they're using. That's what most people reminisice about.

    1. Re:Eh... by glwtta · · Score: 1
      but like all advances (Word 5.1 up to 2003, CLI to GUI, etc.) it's really more a form of nostalgia than praise

      You just had to drag that into it, didn't you?

      The GUI is not and improvement over the CLI nor is it a replacement for it - the two are separate and complementary entities. The GUI does not provide the vast majority of the functionality of a CLI (nor does the CLI do much of the stuff that a GUI does).

      Just because MS has decreed that only one of the two shall be included with their OS (their current shell doesn't really count) does not mean the other is somehow broken.

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    2. Re:Eh... by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      CLIs are only good for geeks. They are excellent for servers but make pitiful desktops. Little brothers hate them, secretaries hate them, etc. They see GUIs as an "advancement" and CLIs (even in newer Linux distributions) as "old".

      In a lot of ways GUIs are a replacement for CLIs. Just because you find CLIs functional doesn't mean others do. It's similar to when people used to had to start cars by turning the crank. Worked great, right? Functional, no batteries needed, etc. But people see the battery as a replacement, even though it generates more waste and costs more.

    3. Re:Eh... by uncitizen · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would like to disagree with you there.

      While not so old that I can remember much before Word 5.1, I do remember it quite well. For example:

      On a PowerMac 6100 w/ 8megs of RAM running system 7.5 (on a side note, 5.1 would also run an SE with only 4megs of RAM)

      Word 5.1 had a memory footprint of not more than 1 meg. It could be installed from 6 floppies and lanched in a few seconds.

      Compare to Word 6.0, which had a memory footprint of not LESS than 4 megs, took 60 seconds! to launch. Also, they "improved" the indexing feature. This part I don't remember the specifics, but I believe that 5.1's feature was like 1000 entries, while 6.0's "super great new thing" was only 100 entries.

      Mac people from them really do remember. Microsoft almost lost dominace in the Mac word processor department back then. 6.0 was a punchline to quite a few jokes, much like Windows ME is/was.

    4. Re:Eh... by glwtta · · Score: 1
      It's similar to when people used to had to start cars by turning the crank. Worked great, right? Functional, no batteries needed, etc. But people see the battery as a replacement, even though it generates more waste and costs more.

      That's a very bad analogy - the battery (and the actual starter) is a replacement for the crank, there is nothing, functionally the crank did which the new system doesn't. GUIs and CLIs on the other hand are, as I've said, complementary, with some overlap in functionality which one does better than the other. Take file management for instance, GUIs are absolutely pathetic at it: renaming, searching, sorting, etc. - anything that involves more than a few files at a time is an absolute pain in the ass with GUIs.

      In any case, geeks (and I) are as much people, and as much computer users as your vaunted secretaries. I wasn't talking about what "they" "see" as "advancements", I was talking about real usablity and functionality: the two systems have different advantages and solve different problems, they are in no way mutually exclusive.

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  36. Damn me!! by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 1

    and am watching the movie all these days on a 2.1 :((

  37. WordPerfect 5 by pinkUZI · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For it's brief mention in your comment, WordPerfect 5 is much more sworn by today and enjoyed much more widespread use than Word 5. Those were the golden days - while WP was still king and before everyone switched to the word processor put out by that operating system company, what was it? - Microsoft?

    Another thing worth mentioning is that was in the day's before suites really took off - when generally you bought a word processor by itself. Not packaged with a bunch of stuff you rarely used and matched with a bloated price. You would also buy the spreadsheet software separately and it was not uncommon to use products from two different vendors as standards - for example, WordPerfect and Lotus 123 were common standards.

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    1. Re:WordPerfect 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > WordPerfect 5 is much more sworn by today

      That's only because the people who swore AT WordPerfect all moved on.

      Stupid fucking Fkey template and it's retarded "codes". Total garbage peecee warez that died for being terminally shite.

    2. Re:WordPerfect 5 by Hollins · · Score: 1
      spreadsheet software separately and it was not uncommon to use products from two different vendors as standards - for example, WordPerfect and Lotus 123 were common standards.

      True. My favorite was WP5.1 and Quattro Pro 4.0. WP could even embed QP spreadsheets, which was impressive given that they were both DOS programs. I bought a shrink-wrapped copy of WP5.1 off eBay for nostalgic reasons, but haven't had time to install it on my computer. Once I do, I may find that I use it for most word processing tasks.

    3. Re:WordPerfect 5 by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've been dragging the same copy of WP5.1+ from machine to machine since my 286. No need to "properly" install it. I still use it every day.

      There are macros for WP5.1 that do silly things like play blackjack against the computer (this one was commonly seen as a BBS download), and I heard of one to play scrabble as well, but never saw a copy.

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  38. wordperfect 5.1 by snead · · Score: 2, Funny

    We had wordperfect 5.1 installed in all of the computer labs that I worked in back at university. If you took the floppy out of the drive, it was toast and virtually unrecoverable. Everyday, at least one person would complain about losing their paper or some such. Many a session was spent in complete fear, rivulets of sweat dripping from my face, as one of the rather large football players stood angrily over my shoulder waiting for me to retrieve their data.

    It got to the point where I'd ask them if they'd taken the disk out of the drive. They'd say "yep" and I'd say "Yeah... Don't do that". ...Well not the football players... you know, the people I could take (english majors mostly).

    So, not fondly remembered.

    -k

  39. Slightly OT: MS Word bugs and their workarounds by denis-The-menace · · Score: 2, Informative

    How to avoid corrupt documents
    TipsAndGotchas
    In one of these links they say that cut-n-pasting from the web will break documents. I agree since I actually experienced it and switched to OpenOffice!

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  40. Vigor? by lintux · · Score: 2, Funny

    and menus responded with vigor

    Vigor? Word 5.1 had Clippy already? That's impressive! (Screenshot / Home page)

  41. Didn't any one notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ROFL R.Sole don't you get it?

    a person identifying themselves as R.Sole as in ARSEHOLE

    Come on people open your eyes!!!

  42. No starting any flame wars... Wordperfect 8 by KillerCow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I always preferred WordPerfect to Word.

    WordPerfect 5.1 was a god-send for its time. 6 was okay, 7 was a dog, but it was all fixed in 8. WP has continued on steadily, but hasn't bloated since 8. WP 10 (which I currently use) has some great new features (print to PDF), but it's basically the same as 8. The file format is even compatible all the way back to WP 6.

    IMHO, WP 8 was an awesome product. It just worked. There were no constant layout glitches, I never had to fight it to get what I wanted, the interface was clean, there were well-know hot-keys for just about everything, and most of all, its system requirements didn't increase significantly at each release. It runs smooth and fast. And it was significantly cheaper than Word.

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    1. Re:No starting any flame wars... Wordperfect 8 by RonnyJ · · Score: 1
      there were well-know hot-keys for just about everything

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      Might be an idea to check it yourself next time too ;)

    2. Re:No starting any flame wars... Wordperfect 8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've fought WP8 tooth and nail at the law firm I worked for (tech support), and I don't know what planet you came from. But I'm glad you found something you like :) Enjoy.

  43. Word 5.1!?! by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 1

    I thought it was/is vim 6.1 !!!

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    1. Re:Word 5.1!?! by dcocos · · Score: 1

      vi == 6, a great way to refer to the editor when some script kiddy who claim to know a lot about unix and linux (yet pronounces it lie-nicks, obviously set up sound with snd-cfg) tries to "tell you a thing or two" about computers.

    2. Re:Word 5.1!?! by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 1

      That is cool
      would vim be 994 then?!!

  44. Word 4 by hung_himself · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Word 4 was Word 5 without the bloat. It was much faster and nearly file compatible with 5.0 (I remember there were a few hacks that would make it compatible..). Word 5.0 was crappy and buggy which is why Word 5.1 is being mentioned.

    IMO, the only reason that Word 5.1 is remembered with fondness was that Word 6 was so bad that it was unusable. It was also when I stopped reading mainstream computer mags after MacWorld proclaimed it the best wordprocessor available... (that and the article about vdt radiation pushed by an editor with stock in a company that made "anti-radiation" screens...)

    1. Re:Word 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was no Word 4.

    2. Re:Word 4 by griffo · · Score: 1

      Ah yes. Word 4... Especially Word 4.0d, which was patched to make its self modifying code run on 68040 (have a boosted IIvi). A real screamer!

      The joy of enlightening users to just ram in all the text, and then start playing with it in outline view.

      I used it for years!

  45. Its the truth ... by thedbp · · Score: 1

    I love running Word 5.1 on my older macs in OS 9, its soooooo much faster than 98 or 2001. Even running it in Classic as a fast-opening, fairly capable word processor isn't a bad idea. I've still got all the original install floppies for the Entire '92 Office Suite for Mac.... ah, the good old days!

  46. NT 5.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Although many say NT 5.0 was the peak.

    Oh well, there goes your theory. No multi-million dollar government grant for you!

  47. Word: nice -- if and when... by Doug+Merritt · · Score: 5, Informative
    When I use Windows at work, Word is powerful and pretty nice...if and when it works. It doesn't crash on me, but it does refuse to do what I tell it sometimes; power users get used to doing workarounds, so it's not that big of a deal if you use it every single day -- you memorize its idiosyncracies.

    However, several times I've seen a whole group of Word power users (not clueless lusers) need to given up on a document and start over from scratch -- usually just on little things like the company business plan or 12 month road map (urk). The only workaround each time was to copy/paste the original document text into a new Word file, because Word was hopelessly confused by whatever little magic cookies it had left in the original document.

    I.e. I know it's not just me being confused, I see this happen to everyone who uses Word heavily on big documents, sooner or later.

    To be charitable, this may be the eventual fate of any huge app that grows by accretion from a small program to a hugely enormous giganto app, without being redesigned and recoded and refactored along the way.

    So yeah, Word -- nice when it works, I guess, but it can be quite frustrating other times.

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    1. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by JBv · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've been using word for some years now. It's getting better regarding stability, but it's getting worse in usability. In a vanilla install, I spend just the same amount of time typing as fighting all the inteligent features that crept into new versions.

    2. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is the result of a severely obfuscated binary format. I have heard that part of the format is a memory dump of Word.

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    3. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by XeRXeS-TCN · · Score: 5, Informative

      At the risk of sounding like a spokesman, if you think OpenOffice takes a while to load up (it *can* be kinda slow at times) or you don't like the various releases of Word, you can always use Abiword.

      It is quite lightweight (only needs a 486 and 16mb of RAM to run) despite looking very similar in style and operation to the latest versions of both OOo and MS Word. It's also compatible with both Word and OOo, and supports many other formats both internally and via plugins, such as WordPerfect etc.

      Personally, I have OOo and Abiword installed, so that I can use Abiword for word processing, and OOo for spreadsheets and powerpoint presentations whenever I need to. I also run Abiword on my old 300MHz laptop, and it runs with no lag whatsoever, unlike when I tried running OOo on it.

    4. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only workaround each time was to copy/paste the original document text into a new Word file, because Word was hopelessly confused by whatever little magic cookies it had left in the original document.

      A nice solution: Save as a word HTML file, with all of the little "o" tags left in, then close and re-load it.

      Works surprisingly well, and can even be automated.

    5. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Petronius · · Score: 2, Funny

      it does refuse to do what I tell it sometimes
      Ask Clippy. Nicely.

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    6. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      (Posting anon for a reason...)

      I work for a company that has signed the "Embrace and Extend" code visibility agreement. Granted I don't have "clearence" to ALL of the code, what I have seen of Word, your statement SEEMS only kinda true. It's not a "memory dump", I'd call it what looks like a ptrace. It's more only what was the last thing ask for before it dumpped, is what it seems. This SEEMS *NOT* what actually crashed Word, just what the last thing it was able to do. In other words, the info SEEMS meaningless 90% of the time, yet it SEEMS to be stored anyway.

      I brought this up once and I was told that since the company has decided on Word as it's document editor, the "execptions" were considered "normal operation" of the appliction...

      Disclaimer, I'm not a code genious, but, when the last process call SEEMS TO BE the only one recorded...

      Also, I don't think I'm breaking any code release agreements since I have not pasted any code, nor made any specific or exact comments to what the code does. I also do not (currently) work on any OSS projects. Take from this what you will. I put in the disclaimers for a reason.

    7. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      The standard workaround is to save to RTF. This format stores all the most common features like pictures, graphics, tables, etc... and is the only way to recover from Word's many situations where you can't even save your work anymore....

    8. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Abiword doesn't even handle simple RTF docs very well, unfortunately.

    9. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by zmedico · · Score: 1

      Another possible workaround is to import the document into OpenOffice.org and then save it as a new document in one of the supported formats.

    10. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      I feel their pain. I'm an editor for a newsletter and I've had to completely redo an entire newsletter because word is just playing games with me.

      When I theorize that Word is playing its games again that require a complete re-work, to remove all the tags I'll paste the textual contents into a plain-text editor, create a new document, then re-copy the contents from the plain-text editor and re-paste it back into my new word doc. Whoe unto thee if there are any graphics involved. Each one has to be brought back in one at a time.

      Very painstaking process.

    11. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by the+chao+goes+mu · · Score: 2, Informative
      Had a lot of good experiences using abi word, when Starofccie/open office had issues running on BSD. The only problem was rendering MS specific extensions to the Latin-1 character set. OO/SO renders them fairly well (with a very few glitches), abiword renders everything using the standard Latin-1 set, which makes a few documents a bit hard to read.

      (For a while, I skipped even abi word and just used a script [deoffice? deword? can't recall] which changed .doc files into ascii text...)

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    12. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by the+chao+goes+mu · · Score: 1

      s/Starofccie/staroffice/g

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    13. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I feel their pain. I'm an editor for a newsletter and I've had to completely redo an entire newsletter because word is just playing games with me.

      I don't want to sound supercilious, but Word is a word processor, not a DTP app. I'm in publishing and am forced to use Word to deal with files people submit (though I do specify RTF, most are just baffled by the concept). So then I use Word to do a minimal clean up, and quickly export to a plain text format whener I do my editing (with ULtraEdit). I Use Ventura to do layout, but PageMaker, Quark, InDesign, LaTex, etc, etc are all good choices. Word isn't.

    14. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know. But I do the editing (unpaid) and only in my free time. We're a small caving club and can't afford a nice DTP app. Word works fine for our purposes.

      So There! ;) (No offense taken.)

      Although, the Kansas City Area Grotto newsletters are all designed by a real-life DTP; therefore, their newsletter is top notch. I won't burn their server via /. effect. Search for KCAG if you're interested.

    15. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me again. Screw it. Here's their website. Click on "The Guano" http://www.kcgrotto.org/

    16. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by crucini · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree that this problem is an inevitable result of growth by accretion. AutoCAD grew the same way and didn't have the problem. The difference is that AutoCAD allows the user better visibility and control of the internal entities (lines, arcs, etc..) than Word does of its entities(presumably paragraphs, keeps, figures ...).

      Building a very opaque app that manipulates a complex database may be "user friendly" but it's a recipe for disaster. When you look at a word document on the screen it's hard to know what the underlying representation is.

    17. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by odie_q · · Score: 1

      When I worked as a Windows tech support, I at two separate occasions came across documents that would crash Word regardless of formatting. Loading the documents worked fine, but at the first strike of a key to edit them, Word would crash. This also happened if the entire text was cut and pasted (without formatting) into a new document. I tried pasting it into Vim and then into Word, to be sure there was no formatting left, but it still crashed. I tried turning off all spell-check, autoformatting and such features that might look at the text, and it still crashed. In the end, I could offer the two choice of either writing the thing in WordPad, or rewriting it from scratch.

      After working with Word for a few years, both as a user (editing large documents, making them print-ready) and as tech support, I thouroughly hate it.

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    18. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a code genious

      and not an English major...

    19. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by BokLM · · Score: 1

      Personally, I have OOo and Abiword installed, so that I can use Abiword for word processing, and OOo for spreadsheets and powerpoint presentations whenever I need to.

      For spreadsheets you can also use gnumeric which is good.

    20. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, gnumeric is only for Linux (and other UNIX-like, X-Windows-running OSs,) which the OP didn't say that he was using.

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    21. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      power users get used to doing workarounds
      Back when I took a word training course I was told I was a power user because I embedded images in documents (something very simple which word still doesn't do very well). Since then I've taken the phrase "power user" to mean someone that knows enough to check whether the computer is supplied with electricity before calling tech support.
    22. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by wintermute1974 · · Score: 1

      My biggest annoyance
      Is the autocapitalization
      Feature that assumes that
      If you are starting a new
      Line, then you must be
      Starting a new sentence.

    23. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Billobob · · Score: 0

      I used to use AbiWord (and MS word before that of course) before I found tex/LaTeX. Granted its definitely aging technology, but that doesn't mean it still isn't useful. Its generally much better at separating content and styling than word since you hand-program it, and really isn't as daunting as it looks at first. This is coming from someone who doesn't particularly enjoy programming, although I have experience in CSS/html/PHP and a little Perl (CSS is a godsend for websites but thats another matter :P).

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    24. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by squall14716 · · Score: 1

      Amen to that, goddamnit.

    25. Re:Word: nice -- if and when... by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

      -Doug said-
      However, several times I've seen a whole group of Word power users (not clueless lusers) need to given up on a document and start over from scratch -- usually just on little things like the company business plan or 12 month road map (urk). The only workaround each time was to copy/paste the original document text into a new Word file, because Word was hopelessly confused by whatever little magic cookies it had left in the original document.

      -Codifex said-
      These little magic cookies you're talking about amount to a document constructed using Structured Storeage. Structured Storeage allows Microsoft to make a file that contains directories and files - kind of like a tar file but able to be modified on the fly. Problem is, you get fragmentation and corruption in the original file and need to compress and/or rebuild the file.

      -Doug said-
      So yeah, Word -- nice when it works, I guess, but it can be quite frustrating other times.

      -Codifex said-
      This can be said of Word, Excel, Powerpoint, Access, Outlook (all products of Microsoft) which all use Structured Storeage as well as a pretty much standard VBA interpretor. The macro virus code is also pretty much standardized and portable to any Office program.

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  48. LaTeX! by toonrmeusa · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I know, I know, the 1970s called and they want their application back, but really-- if you want to work with fast, fast, FAST plain text files, and then get typesetting-quality out, LaTeX can't be beat.

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    1. Re:LaTeX! by swiftstream · · Score: 1

      Indeed, indeed.

      As a student, I've noticed that the grades I receive on essays and such have been consistently better since I started using LaTeX to write them instead of Word. Whether that's because

      1) My essay-writing skills suddenly improved,

      2) I spend more time thinking about my essay and less time being distracted by Word, or

      3) My teachers are subconsciously predisposed to grade my essays higher because they look nice,

      I don't know, but I'm not about to start complaining...

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  49. Nirvana By Microsoft by Greenisus · · Score: 1

    ...That's ironic, because Nirvana actually was by Microsoft 13 years ago, since they're both from the Seattle area.

  50. So it's really better... by scrod98 · · Score: 1

    or do you just hate the paper clip?

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  51. Using Word 5.1a Today... by SallyShears · · Score: 1

    I'm using Word 5.1a most of the time today. Tables, margins, styles all work better than in Word v.X IMHO.

    One key is to find the Microsoft translators so you can open documents created in more recent versions of Word.

    The only limitation that affects me is modern graphic formats are not supported; for these I have to have Word v.X

    On the other hand, PowerPoint has improved a lot; I bought Office v.X to get the new PowerPoint.

    -- Sally

  52. we need some netcraft death announcements by theguywhosaid · · Score: 1

    for these old wordprocessors. word 5.1 ?

  53. WordPerfect by frank249 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have to use MS Word at work but I use WordPerfect 11 at home when I need to get real work done. WP lets me format a document the way I want to as opposed to Word where you have to do what Word thinks is best. If ever I have a problem with formatting in WP I just open Reveal Codes and fix it as opposed to spending an hour fighting with Word. Lots of other bonuses now in WP such as the built in dictionary and publish to pdf. Too bad that Corel let Paul Allen and Vector steal the company last year. There is no way now that they will ever sell the company to someone who could really threaten MS Word's monopoly.

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    1. Re:WordPerfect by jpkeating · · Score: 1

      One of the most basic utterly sensible things WP did was have a code take effect from that point on. If you canceled or changed it, WP put in an end code, much like HTML. None of this BS about defining first, though you could do that too. Flexible, simple. It also kept codes from piling up -- in Word every paragraph starts from zero and has to spell out all the formatting all over again.

      Now all word processors follow the Word approach as if it were inevitable, which is a shame and a waste of time nearly every time I set some formatting.

      And the macros were addictive. Anything I had to do more than a couple of times I would just make a temporary macro for.

      These days I use TextMaker for Linux as the lightest, fastest and easiest program I can find that also allows font selection and formatting, plus everthing else I want and not much I'll never need. Wish it didn't have a proprietary file format, but I convert everything to text after printing anyway.

  54. Odd...not how I remember it by nebaz · · Score: 1

    I went to college in fall 1991, to a school that required Macs. At the time, System 7 was just coming out, and the cheapest (recommended) machine to students was the Mac Classic, with 2 MB of ram. Thankfully, I was able to get a Mac IIsi at the time (for $3000), but it turned out that 2MB wasn't enough to run System 7 and Word 5 at the same time. Most students actually preferred Word 4 at the time (install took up 3 floppies instead of 5) and actually declined the free upgrade we were offered, because their machines wouldn't support it. The college finally offered free upgrades to 4 mb ram for the Classic, but at the time we all thought word 5 was big and bloated. (This was version 5.0). As always YMMV.

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    1. Re:Odd...not how I remember it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The end of that story is that eventually some important part of Word 4 stopped working due to an MacOS upgrade, and all the Word 4 diehards switched to Word 5.

    2. Re:Odd...not how I remember it by lahi · · Score: 1

      I am certain that Word 4 must have been an abominable kluge. When the first 68040 Quadras came out Word 4 wouldn't run on them, due to some CPU caching problem. Probably Word 4 contained some kind of self-modifying code.

      I also recall using Word 4 on a two-monitor setup on a Mac IIfx. It was very nice to have your document open in two windows, one on the 13" monitor in outline mode, one on the 21" grayscale in Page layout mode, showing two full pages IIRC. But beware, this *was* prone to crashing. Once I lost two hours of work. Taught me to save often.

      I think this was around 1992, BTW. The world sure has gone downhill since.

      I'd really like to see a word processor for X (As in X11, not OS X) with roughly the feature set of Word 5.1, just a few improvements, and rock solid.

      -Lasse

  55. two words by Frank+Grimes · · Score: 1
    1. emacs
    2. latex
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  56. Word perfect was, is and will be by 2000+Britneys · · Score: 1

    the standard anywhere where the users want a full controll of the page formating

    I have had to use and support versions of WP from 5.1 (dos) to the 2000 windows and no MS Word product would give us the usability and formating capabilities that WP has.

    Ask around any Law , Accounting and etc office that needs to rely on standard formating for documents is still using WP as the main stay of word processing

  57. Wordperfect was so much better. by kinema · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I always preferred WordPerfect 5.1. If you need a more then capable yet amazingly functional and easy to use word processor look no further then WordPerfect 5.1. WP51 in my opinion is still king of the word processors.

  58. I used both -- Word had some points, WN aged by ianscot · · Score: 2, Insightful
    WriteNow was great, and I still have a copy on my OS X machine. (Backward compatibility -- check.)

    WN was also specifically optimized for the pre-PPC chip, and its speed advantage wasn't as amazing when that change happened. Emulated it was okay, but not wow! great. Still a lean, purpose-driven little WP, but it wasn't the quickest-feeling-WP-ever any more.

    I dunno, though, whether WriteNow was Word's equal with stuff like Mail Merge and tables. Those two features, in Word 5.1a-era when you still had real rulers to tell you where your table was on the page and so on, would have been a strong argument for Word for a lot of admins.

    (The article's completely right that Word, post-5.1a, was the start of change for its own sake in the Office line. WriteNow never committed that sin against its users -- and never got to sell all the subsequent revs as a result. Goodbye, WriteNow.)

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    1. Re:I used both -- Word had some points, WN aged by kfg · · Score: 1

      WriteNow never committed that sin against its users -- and never got to sell all the subsequent revs as a result. Goodbye, WriteNow.)

      It wasn't too long ago that I wrote that if you wrote the perfect word processor you would very quickly sell one copy to everyone; and then go out of business.

      That doesn't mean that WriteNow itself is gone. You've got it on your Mac, even if it's only for backward compatibility, and I've still got it on my Mac, even if it's just for compatibility with my mom and my mom still uses it as her only WP.

      Software doesn't die when the company goes out of business, it dies when people stop using it.

      It's alive!

      Although it's a good poster child for what happens to propriatary software when the company goes out of business. Acquiring a new copy is problematic. The current owners (The Learning Company) have denied requests from third parties to be allowed to distribute it and of course it is unsupported. It is "Imprisonedware" ( a term I have coined to describe Orphan or Abandonware acquired by another party for the apparent reason of refusing to support or distribute it).

      WriteNow FAQ

      KFG

    2. Re:I used both -- Word had some points, WN aged by swb · · Score: 1

      I dunno, though, whether WriteNow was Word's equal with stuff like Mail Merge and tables.

      It all depends on what you want to do. I went to do a mail merge for the first time in a long time, and the mail merge functionality in Office XP is so dag-blame complicated it took me the better part of an afternoon to sort it out.

      It struck me that I could almost do Crystal-Reports level reporting with the XP Word mail merge functionality.

    3. Re:I used both -- Word had some points, WN aged by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      WriteNow was written almost entirely in 68K assembler, which is why it was so fast on the original Macs but died after the PowerPC transition.

      Word 5.1a was an outstanding product - it had almost all of the features we still need today - basic headers, footers, tables, lists, style sheets, indexing, spell checking, etc, but was only about a meg or less, and the thing *flew*. I also don't recall any stability problems.

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  59. I used to swear by WP 5.1 until I learned (La)TeX by mst76 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It takes considerable more time to learn (La)TeX than a wordprocessor, but the results are well worth it if you want publication quality print. PC wordprocessors are the logical evolution of typewriters, TeX (and Framemaker, InDesign, Quark, etc.) is an evolution of typesetting.

    Typesetting was/is a separate skill from writing. In the old days, an author would type or write a manuscript and send it to the publisher, who had professionals to design and typeset the results. Nobody would think of publishing the output of their typewriters, since it looked awful. That's also how the original PC wordprocessors were used: to type manuscripts, letters and memos. A lot of authors seem to think that they are also typesetters, writing whole books in Word, thinking it is ready for publication.

    One of the most obvious indications of the heritage of wordprocessors is the Underline toolbutton alongside Bold and Italic. Traditionally, underline almost never appeared in print. Typewriters, however, used them extensively since they had no Italic.

  60. I'm going to lay down a challenge... by BRSQUIRRL · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...an abandonware challenge for the ever-resourceful Slashdot crowd. I'm sure that major mod-points await someone who can post a link to a download of Word 5.1 (preferably one that runs on Windows). :)

    1. Re:I'm going to lay down a challenge... by abh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, if you can make Word 5.1 (which is a Mac-only product) run on Windows, I'll give you more than just mod points...

    2. Re:I'm going to lay down a challenge... by Sparky9292 · · Score: 1

      ...an abandonware challenge for the ever-resourceful Slashdot crowd. I'm sure that major mod-points await someone who can post a link to a download of Word 5.1 (preferably one that runs on Windows). :)

      Here's a Emule/Edonkey Link to Word 5.1.

      [Win3x] Microsoft Office 4.3 Professional.English.rar

      Do I get major mod points?

  61. how about Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows XP Service Pack 1 version 5.1.2600.1106

  62. Microsoft format is REQUIRED by gov't by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For people who can't handle \LaTeX

    Yes and no. I love LaTeX but I really can't justify using it. I do contract work for the government and have to supply them with reports and briefings (my research is my "product"). The contracts are now specifying that the reports must be in Microsoft Word and the briefings in Powerpoint. I used to give out PDFs because I didn't like the idea of people cut-and-pasting from my work. Or -- worse yet -- changing parts of my documents or getting access to the notorious, hidden 'metadata' in Microsoft Office products. But I really don't have a choice anymore -- I MUST supply my work in Microsoft-propritary format. So LaTeX is out for me.

    It's really depressing that the government is requiring me to use Microsoft products when the government found that some company guilty of using illegal monopoly powers. It's just another instance of one hand of the government not knowing (or caring, to be more accurate) what the others are doing.

    Instead of laughing or sneering at those of us who are using Microsoft products instead of LaTeX, please consider pitying us instead.

    GMD

    1. Re:Microsoft format is REQUIRED by gov't by igrp · · Score: 1
      You make a very good point. Please allow me to make two quick annotations:
      • First, the reason for this requirement may be nothing more than pure ignorance. A lot of people, and this is especially true for government agencies, are not technically inclined. They may still not be aware that a word processor's file format is not the right tool for the job. They may also not be familiar with other applications (for instance, how to insert notes into a PDF document or even how to open one, for that matter).

        In your case, it will most likely do no good to change the situation as those guidelines tend not to be changed or amended too quickly but I suggest that anyone who faces these kind of problems politely asks exactly why the guidelines are written the way they are. You may find the outcome surprising...

      • Secondly, this also works the other way around. Some government agencies specificially prohibit the use of Word and any of its file format for any non-internal electronic communication. Most places that do this have a PDF pseude-printer setup (or some other integrated solution). This is generally the case if they have a motivated and clued IT person on staff or if they've already been sued before (metadata leaks, change history leaks, that kind of thing).
    2. Re:Microsoft format is REQUIRED by gov't by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1, Insightful

      First, the reason for this requirement may be nothing more than pure ignorance.

      No, it's interoperability. Which, by the way, is a perfectly valid priority.

      They may still not be aware that a word processor's file format is not the right tool for the job.

      Rather than assuming that people are ignorant, why don't you consider the possibility that their opinion simply differs from yours? Or, better, what about the possibility that you might be wrong?

      Some government agencies specificially prohibit the use of Word and any of its file format for any non-internal electronic communication.

      Can you name one?

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    3. Re:Microsoft format is REQUIRED by gov't by Steve+G+Swine · · Score: 1
      when the government found that sAme company guilty
      Spellcheck is never quite enough, is it?
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    4. Re:Microsoft format is REQUIRED by gov't by zhiwenchong · · Score: 1

      I don't know about government agencies, but I know companies that prohibit the use of Word documents because of the sensitivity of the data.

      Word documents often contain a lot of meta information and sometimes, even older revisions of stuff, in the file. There was even a story on The Register some time ago about some incriminating information found in some U.S. government .doc files or something.

      Granted, you can turn off the meta-info and revisions, but most people don't even know it's there in the first place.

    5. Re:Microsoft format is REQUIRED by gov't by igrp · · Score: 1
      Can you name one?
      Yes, the DoJ, at least in part. There are quite a few law enforcement agencies that have these restrictions in place. The military, of course, is another story.

      Your point is well taken though. There may indeed be valid reasons for requiring one particular file format, even if I don't particularly like said format.

      My argument stands, however, MS Word files are not suitable for status reports which is what the OP was talking about. There are better alternatives for that.

    6. Re:Microsoft format is REQUIRED by gov't by rufo · · Score: 1

      I used to give out PDFs because I didn't like the idea of people cut-and-pasting from my work.

      You know you can copy and paste out of PDFs, and even export the text of a PDF into a separate document, right?

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    7. Re:Microsoft format is REQUIRED by gov't by Hatta · · Score: 1

      No, it's interoperability. Which, by the way, is a perfectly valid priority.

      Yes, because changing to a closed document format is a great way to achieve interoperability.

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    8. Re:Microsoft format is REQUIRED by gov't by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      My argument stands, however, MS Word files are not suitable for status reports which is what the OP was talking about.

      Sure they are. The fact that you don't like them doesn't mean they're not suitable. That's my whole point.

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    9. Re:Microsoft format is REQUIRED by gov't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No really they are not suitable. Word Processor documents are designed to be edited, yes you can lock them but their purpose is for continued editing.

      When a document is complete, like the grandparent's work product is, you don't want to be passing around an editable document. Especially when there is a chance that your document can be altered after it leaves your hands.

      word processor file formats are great for editing. When your done either print the thing out or put it into a non-editable format. Whenever I complete a piece of research I only release PDF files to the customer. Haven't had a complaint yet.

      Yes I know that a PDF can be cracked and edited but that is not within the skill range being discussed above.

    10. Re:Microsoft format is REQUIRED by gov't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was no change -- there never really was a "formatted document" standard before business people started sending word docs around.

      Yes, in retrospect it was a semi-stupid decision, but I don't see any wonderful open interchange formats supported in Linuxland even to this day.

  63. Word 1.0 had that. And Word 3.01 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was doing such things back in 1989.

    Word had right-align tabs. You could set a line left-aligned, and set a single right-align tab at the far right.

    Then you type the title name.

    done.

  64. Ami Pro 3 rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to use Ami Pro 3+. Everything I did at the time I do now with Word 2002. It was smaller, faster and didn't hassle me with all of the highlighting: auto-correct, grammer, etc.

    I find auto-correct and grammer hightlighting annoying because I'm a perfectionist and need to correct the problem immediately. It interrupts my thought process so that I don't always get all of my ideas written.

    I now do spell check and grammer checks later in the cycle.

  65. Nostalgia: F&A by igrp · · Score: 1
    Does anyone (besides me) remember F&A by Symantec?

    It was a DOS based word processing and database solution that 'just worked' (tm) in a way that to my knowledge hasn't been achieved in any software product since.

    The weirdest thing was, for its time, F&A was quite advanced and worked pretty well both, for power users (it had a neat dbase plugin, IIRC) and total newbies.

    And what was even more impressive (this was in like 1993 before there were college classes on UI design) it was intuitive in the true sense of the word. You showed people how to get started and they usually managed to figure stuff out from there. IIRC, Symantec abandoned it in 1995-1996. Damn, I really need to get myself a 5.25" drive and hope those discs I got lying around here somewhere still work...

  66. Word for DOS by xski · · Score: 1

    Oh my, this is spooky.... I just ran across floppies for (quoting the disk:)

    Microsoft Word
    Word Processing Program
    for IBM(r) Personal Computers and Compatibles and
    for the IBM Personal System/2(tm) Series.

    Not a version number in sight (excepting the specified DOS 3.1 requirement)

    -xski
    (who still has a functioning 5.25 floppy disk installed.)

    1. Re:Word for DOS by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      You think _that's_ spooky.. Try this...

      (I found a copy when I was at IBM and gave it to my OS/2 nut brother awhile back..)

  67. WordPerfect 5.1 is still the best. by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    I still use DOS WP5.1 to this day. It's no longer my main word processor, that's Open Office Writer. The most recent job I've enlisted WP5.1 in is converting old DOS text files intio word processor files with carriage returns on at the end of paragraphs and other little details that modern word processors seem incapable of doing with old text files. It has one of the best scripting systems I've ever played with.

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  68. I agree by noewun · · Score: 1
    I used 5.1 up until last year. I installed Word X only because I need to read files sent to me by clients.

    I'm actually doing all my word processing in Textedit now.

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  69. Bloated Software? by boboroshi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First - Innovation and features are great in software, don't get me wrong, but why does Word have so many features that the office suite takes up 500 MB of hard drive space? Is it lazy code? or just insanely complex tasks? 5.1 fit on a few floppy discs and ran on my Mac SE with a better responsiveness than office 04 has. Boot times were less or equivalent.

    Secondly - why do people ask MS to provide features that are better done by a seperate application? Do you really need massive page layout tools in word? Do you really need HTML editing in Word? etc. A word processor should be a word processor. 5.1 was that. 2004 seems to be that uber kitchen utensil that if you order in the next 10 minutes, you'll get a second one for FREE!

    Third - And what is the intent of a small, cheeky paperclip guy popping up everytime I'm trying to do something and say "hey!" It's almost like the guy in the cubicle down the way that I just PRAY does not stop by my desk on the way to lunch or the bathroom or just because he needed a quick stretch, but he always does.

    How does paperclip guy aid in usability of the product? Is there a better way to let new users (e.g. non geek, barely can turn on the computer kind of people) know about features without driving the world mad?

    Any solutions? Or am I in a pipe dream of efficent, small apps that do things really well and don't try to be everything to everyone?

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  70. Left + Right Align on same line by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can do this with most word processors, by using tabs. What you do is set a tab on the right side of the page, then modify it to be a right-aligned tab. When you tab over to it, your text will be right-aligned to the tab line. This works both in OpenOffice and Microsoft Word.

    1. Re:Left + Right Align on same line by Noksagt · · Score: 1

      And then watch what happens to your document when you change page size and/or margins. For headers in my old school papers, I might have left, center, and right justified text. Yes, it is possible to fake this with tabs and/or text boxes and/or tables. None of these are as graceful to the built-in functionality in WordPerfect mentioned by grandparent post.

      I suspect that formatting considerations such as this are also what allowed WordPerfect to have Make-It-Fit, which could change margins and/or font size and/or letter spacing and/or line spacing and/or.... to get your text to exactly fit on some predetermined number of pages. If Word tried to do this, ugly formatting work-arounds would suddenly stop working & would have to be redone.

      I still wish thare was a latex class that could "Make-It-Fit."

    2. Re:Left + Right Align on same line by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Oh yes... you've hit on one of those functions WP does readily, and nothing else can manage. I can't live without it, myself.

      The reason WP can do these sorts of things (and why Make It Fit works so well) and other products can't, is because WP applies formatting at the actual point of insertion in the file; it doesn't try to affect the rest of the line or the whole paragraph, as is required by Word's file format (essentially a textfile with what AFAICT is a database that counts break points and inserts formatting by word or paragraph count).

      There's much entertainment to be had by letting Word users do layout with tabs and spaces, then change one word in the document. Of course without Reveal Codes, they'll struggle for hours trying to fix the resulting mess. :)

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  71. Or use the free power point reader download from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS website.

  72. 'Nuff Said by BayBlade · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]

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    1. Re:'Nuff Said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hrm. i think XP was a step backwards from 2k in terms of stability, though - i much prefer 2k to XP overall. if I have to use an XP machine I spend quite a bit of time setting it back to the "old" look (and *crossing my fingers* nothing will blue-screen). Maybe SP2 will improve stability... .

    2. Re:'Nuff Said by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 1

      Nah. Windows may be an exception to this rule... it is my humble opinion that Windows peaked at 3.11. Anyone who has ever used ME (Version 4.something) will agree that 3.11 was better.

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  73. Perfect example of the great software problem. by nlinecomputers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Once you have crafted a perfect product that most of the market is now using how to you generate more sales? For software engineers can perfection be to good?

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    1. Re:Perfect example of the great software problem. by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I'll rephrase that:-

      Once you have crafted a sufficiently featured product that most of the market is now using how do you generate more sales?

      Actually, this is the situation that Microsoft will find itself in. People won't upgrade off 2000 or XP to whatevers next, because except for bugs, they do what they need them to. OK, there's always new features, but the last feature in Office that made me go "cooool..." was VBA in Word, and that was in Office 97. For the average user who isn't a programmer, what is it? Tables in Word 6?

  74. Crappy.... by ryen · · Score: 1

    "Mac Word 6.0 was a crappy product," admitted Microsoft Mac programmer Rick Schaut on his blog. "And we spent some time trying to figure out how not to do that again."

    so, does anyone know where the blogs are for the XP programmers?

  75. Word 4 was on the Mac by mccalli · · Score: 1
    There was no Word 4

    There certainly was a Word 4. It was on the Macintosh - my vote for perfect word processing would go to a System 6-based Mac running Word 4.2. Now there was a lean machine.

    5.1 under System 7 felt slow in comparison, but did have one extra thing - envelope printing. If it wasn't for that, I'd have stuck with 4.2.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  76. The Magic Number... by sumac · · Score: 0

    Hmm, Wordperfect 5.1, Word 5.1, Dolby 5.1

  77. Mac OS by beattie · · Score: 1

    This article is about Word for Mac. Then the comments talk about Office XP. Did the submitter even read the article?

  78. Try Abiword by doublem · · Score: 1

    Fast load time, support for basic Word DOC formatting and a few other nice features.

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  79. Console Word Processing by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

    One of the things that I have been wanting is a console based word processor (I like GUIs but I prefer the command line). Editors like Vim do line wraps but they often have problems if you go back and add words to a previously wrapped line. Emacs does wrap pretty well but you end up with words split in half between two lines.

    Is the anything like WordPerfect for DOS for the console?

    1. Re:Console Word Processing by CJ+Hooknose · · Score: 1
      Goo.cc wrote: One of the things that I have been wanting is a console based word processor [...] Editors like Vim do line wraps but they often have problems if you go back and add words to a previously wrapped line.

      You'll have to be more specific about the "problems" you refer to in vim. I think you meant, "When I add words to a wrapped line in vim, I end up with lines that don't wrap at 72 chars. Is there a way to make those lines wrap at 72 (or 60, or 120, or...) chars?" The answer is "yes". ESC, v, move cursor over area you wish to re-wrap until it's all highlighted, g, q. This re-wraps all the lines you've highlighted so that all of them wrap at or before textwidth. I forget where I learned this, but it's extremely useful and one of the many reasons why I like vim.

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    2. Re:Console Word Processing by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me as though what you really want is a word processing mode for emacs. Something like a wrap mode.

    3. Re:Console Word Processing by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

      Exactly. In every other respect, Emacs works great for me.

    4. Re:Console Word Processing by Etcetera · · Score: 1


      The answer is "yes". ESC, v, move cursor over area you wish to re-wrap until it's all highlighted, g, q. This re-wraps all the lines you've highlighted so that all of them wrap at or before textwidth. I forget where I learned this, but it's extremely useful and one of the many reasons why I like vim.

      Or, in Pico/Nano, you just hit Ctrl-J =)

    5. Re:Console Word Processing by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      You should do a search for "emacs wrap mode," it may be what you want.

  80. Early kludgy versions by mabu · · Score: 1

    I remember several years ago I was writing a manual for a software product using Word - back when Word was the "big thang" and people were moving from WordPerfect en masse. I kept running into problems getting this 100-page manual to properly generate table of contents and indices. I finally called up Microsoft tech support and they suggested I break the document into separate smaller files. Their system couldn't properly handle a document that large! Of course, nowhere in the manual did it say there were any limitations of this nature. This was particularly annoying because that's one thing you didn't typically have to worry about with WordPerfect. It seemed to handle large documents as well as small ones.

    If there's a word processor I miss, and this might sound goofy, but I really liked Leading Edge Word Processor. I used to install this on client PCs when I did consulting. It was a very innovative product at the time. It's a shame it was abandoned.

    Nowadays, I use word, but I've never particularly been fond of it. The user interface has never been very intuitive. But Microsoft has basically destroyed competition in this area so we don't have the choices we used to.

  81. You could say the same for by unformed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    vi, or emacs, for that matter.

    Me, I just swear.

    1. Re:You could say the same for by Doug+Merritt · · Score: 4, Interesting
      You could say the same [i.e. "swear at"] vi, or emacs, for that matter.

      Naw -- While it's true that I've sworn at emacs because I didn't know how to get it to do something, and I've sworn at vi for not having a feature I wanted, this is rather different than swearing at Word for not doing what you tell it to do.

      Word is buggy. I knew of exactly 1 serious bug in the original vi (it crashed if a global search/replace pattern wrapped around to the next line), none in vim (maybe I've been lucky), and only minor bugs in the various versions of emacs I've used (not counting the less-used infinite add-ons).

      I'm sure that vi and emacs had more bugs than I personally have seen, but my experience is not unusual -- whereas every heavy user of Word becomes keenly aware of its bugs.

      That's a significant difference. Bill Gates has made explicit statements about his beliefs and policies about bugs in his products; I'm not flaming, so I won't quote him directly here, but I really do think that the attitude reflected in those famous comments has a direct impact on products like Word.

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    2. Re:You could say the same for by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While that's true for most versions of Word, 5.1 didn't think for you. It's one of the reasons it's so loved by Mac users.

      MS would sell more copies of an OS X port of Word 5.1 than it ever will of Word 2004.

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    3. Re:You could say the same for by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Interesting
      While that's true for most versions of Word, 5.1 didn't think for you. It's one of the reasons it's so loved by Mac users.

      That, and the fact that it will run on any Mac ever made. OK, I have actually tried it on one of the floppy-only machines, but I found a copy of Word 5.1 on a Mac SE I picked up recently, and it's quite snappy on that li'l 8MHz 2.5MB antique.

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    4. Re:You could say the same for by Troy · · Score: 1

      I'll be the last person to poopoo someone else's preferences, but since when was a text editor the same thing as a word processor?

      I love vi myself, but when I want to do word processing, I yearn for Word 5.1 as a navigate through all of Word XP's and even OpenOffice's "smart" features that are supposed to make my life easier. I know I can turn all of these off, but the question is whether or not something like word completion is a good feature in the first place.

      -Troy

    5. Re:You could say the same for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love word completion in Open Office, but I see what you mean, it's definitely a bell/whistle type of thing and for most people it's just a pain (I think it's apalling that it's on by default (or was last I knew)). I know it drives my mom and brothers nuts whenever they use OO on my computer.

    6. Re:You could say the same for by Javagator · · Score: 1
      when was a text editor the same thing as a word processor?

      When the output is HTML. I've written a small user's manual using emacs and HTML. It included fancy formating and screen shots, and it wasn't any harder than using Word.

    7. Re:You could say the same for by geekee · · Score: 1

      "Naw -- While it's true that I've sworn at emacs because I didn't know how to get it to do something, and I've sworn at vi for not having a feature I wanted, this is rather different than swearing at Word for not doing what you tell it to do."

      In my experience, most people who swear at Word for not doing what they want it to, also are really swearing at it because they don't know how to get it to do what they want.

      As for stability, Word97 has been nearly flawless. The only stability problems I've seen with Word are on older Macs.

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    8. Re:You could say the same for by PipsqueakOnAP133 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but I'm going to say this as gently as I can.....

      YOU'RE A FRIGGIN' MORON.

      Sure, in the strictest terms, you're right. A text editor and a word processor when working on html are equivalent. However, the context of the parent post was not of the typical unix geek, html webguru, etc sort of user. The whole article was about Word 5.1, and in the context of Word 5.1 we're talking about people who prefer the click-format-text-bold to make their words bold, not .

      Most people do not use html to make their documents. Certainly not a simple essay. Definetely not their letter to grandma.

    9. Re:You could say the same for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither vi nor emacs are WYSIWYG word processors. They are programmable text editors and an entirely different class of programs.

    10. Re:You could say the same for by RevAaron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most people do not use html to make their documents. Certainly not a simple essay. Definetely not their letter to grandma. ...and there is a reason for this. Not because HTML is too hard, but because HTML blows for print. For my first couple papers in college, I wrote them in HTML in emacs. Guess what? I ended up doing a "print preview" about a zillion times to check my length, check how various figures or tables looked in print, etc etc. HTML sucks for word processing, and anyone who uses it for that does some seriously light writing. Maybe writing that letter to grandma, but anything more any it blows.

      So I did myself a big favor and learned LaTeX. Mm mm good! No more annoying HTML shite and not that hard if you know HTML already.

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    11. Re:You could say the same for by Dick+Faze · · Score: 1

      Right, and we all know that thousands of users of word processors are editing HTML because they're so scary-much better than, say, Dreamweaver, and almost all of the HTML in the world is edited using Word and Wordperfect, right? OK. Let's now discuss how much better a Ratchet is for driving nails into wood than a hammer.....

    12. Re:You could say the same for by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      when i do word processing I just use troff ms macros in vi. Lots of people use TeX and some macro package for it (depending on the style of document they wish to author).

      doing straight docbook-sgml in vi or emacs could be considered "word processing", even though it's more like structured document editing.

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    13. Re:You could say the same for by Javagator · · Score: 1

      You're right. Its not for everyone. I just wanted to point out that it's possible, and if you're already familiar with the technology, not that difficult.

    14. Re:You could say the same for by AndrewFlagg · · Score: 1

      I supported and developed under Word for Windows 1.10a and though the design was good (going a long ways in that statement), there was a big picture. I know at MS the Macintosh dev group had the best of both worlds, Word, Excel and a strong dev and test team. Porting products to Windows was hard with the wrong dev and test members, but hey, we're here now, and functionality has changed with the advent of the Internet and not just client/server applications. ps. Less is More, Keep is Simple Stupid, and Backups are a good thing, several versions of them to separate destinations. Thanks, Andy, MS '91-97 .. ps. I just got married.. and God is Great! .. http://www.andyf.com/wedding

    15. Re:You could say the same for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is, I was shocked how modern and snappy it was on my Mac SE/30. God damn bloat has gotten out of hand....

  82. Somewhere in the world... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Geek 1: EMACS!
    Geek 2: VI!
    Geek 1: EMACS!
    Geek 2: VI!
    Geek 3: Oohh Word 5.1!
    *Geek 1 and Geek 2 give the look of death to Geek 3. Large heavy objects suddenly get propelled at Geek 3.*
    Geek 1: EMACS!
    Geek 2: VI!
    Geek 3: Vi'macs.... *WHUMP as he passes out from a concusion*

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    1. Re:Somewhere in the world... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      dasmb: PICO!
      [crickets chirp]
      dasmb: It's free-as-in-love software? Comes with Pine? Tells you right on the screen how to save, cut a line, or quit out of it and doesn't expect you to automatically know that it's ESC, Colon, Q?

      Incidentally, I wrote all my essays in college in Pico and then reformatted them in Word Perfect. This permitted me to completely forget about formatting while I was writing, and forced me to proof read everything while setting up the display format.

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    2. Re:Somewhere in the world... by don.g · · Score: 1

      Er... Pico doesn't even meet the Debian Free Software Guidelines.

      And WordPerfect 5.1 made it quite easy to forget about formatting, especially if you turned off Reveal Codes :-)

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    3. Re:Somewhere in the world... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Pico. I didn't pay for it, but it's not free?

      What the fuck do I cared what those debian assholes think?

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    4. Re:Somewhere in the world... by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
      Good point.

      Here is a funny (if not silly and a little immature) piece on all the stupid open source assholes that don't know how to program but will be happy to start a licensing war with any of the real programmers.

    5. Re:Somewhere in the world... by don.g · · Score: 1

      There do exist people who care about licensing *and* know how to program, you know. They (usually) care about the rights they have to modify the software they use.

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    6. Re:Somewhere in the world... by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they are in the minority. Most of the morons who start flamewars on mailing lists about licensing barely know how to program. When someone asks them under what license they contribute their software (if they have contributed anything) they usually back off.

  83. Well, color me surprised... by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 1

    In this land of *nix fanatics, I would have expected far more limited commentary. My expectation was for every 3rd post to be devoted to bashing MS, with those between espousing the user's personal preference for emacs, pico, vi, or "other". I was more than a little surprised to see that, for once, people don't have anything (or at least, comparatively little) bad to say about a MS product.

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    1. Re:Well, color me surprised... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have something bad to say about this product.

      They discontinued it :(

      Stupid gits.

  84. Flamewar start by TuringTest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This should send a message to all open source developers that feature bloat is not at all an indicator of better software. It is best to have a right, balanced set of features with well chosen defaults and, only when possible, easy extensibility.

    And configurability is NOT a good thing to have in software; interaction should be designed according to cognitive principles. When the interface is designed to assist the human mental resources, it is easier and better to retrain that to configure the interface to old habits. Hear, KDE?

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  85. Framework is in the same class by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the best *truly* integrated office suites ever developed, for the same reasons stated above: It was quick, wasnt overbloated with useless features, worked well...

    It was rather expensive tho...

    Not sure about its current state, other that it still is in production, and still too expensive :)

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  86. My favorite's were ... by jocknerd · · Score: 1

    In DOS, Word Perfect 5.1.

    In OS/2, Describe

    In Windows, AmiPro 2.0 or was it 2.1. Can't remember.

    On Mac, still waiting. Just got Office 2004 for it. Mainly for my wife. I would prefer a native version of OpenOffice, but I can always run it with X from my Linux box.

    1. Re:My favorite's were ... by bplipschitz · · Score: 1

      n DOS, Word Perfect 5.1.

      In OS/2, Describe

      In Windows, AmiPro 2.0 or was it 2.1. Can't remember.


      Absofreakinglutely! In fact, DeScribe for Win, Win32 and OS/2. I use it to this day. It is extremely fast, very lightweight, and as long as you aren't trying to write a thesis on it, it just so totally rocks more than any of that other bloated crap out there.

      It is nice to see WordPerfect is trimming their WP down and reissuing it.

  87. WordPerfect 3.5 for Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I sometimes use WordPerfect 3.5 for Mac when I get tired of Word. It is free for public download, so you don't have to worry about breaking the law. http://acmfiles.csusb.edu/corel/wpmac.html

  88. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see subject

    1. Re:Bullshit by d2004xx · · Score: 0

      I second that.

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  89. Re:I used to swear by WP 5.1 until I learned (La)T by agent+oranje · · Score: 1

    Right on!

    I didn't figure out how wonderful TeX was until halfway through school... It has a bit of a learning curve when compared to Word/WordPerfect/etc, but the net result is getting beautifully formatted, professional-looking documents in both print and digital. Word processors are great for writing memos and stuff like that, but TeX blows them out of the water in any technical document.

    The only problem with TeX is that after writing hundreds of documents with it, I'm still learning it - and I'll always be learning it. That's why the average person doesn't want to touch it... or know what it even is.

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  90. M$ can say Mission Accomplished! by dpu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    There seems to be a lot of confusion here between WordPerfect (WP) and Microsoft Word. I never thought I'd see the day when a good product was so often mistaken for a bad one. So here's the breakdown:

    WordPerfect is a word processor made (at the time) by the WordPerfect Corporation (it's currently owned by Corel if memory serves, previously owned by Borland too). WP v5.1 For DOS is widely considered to be the best version ever made, and for good reason - it is simply impossible to find a more stable, more functional, or more useful word processor, even today (excluding, of course, newer version file compatibility and support for graphics formats like PNG). WP offered total and complete control over formatting, and when you pressed F11 to show the Reveal Codes window, It Was Good (TM). I would never have learned HTML as quickly as I did back in the day if I hadn't been a longtime user of WP already! 9 out of 10! Woohoo!!!

    Word is a word processor by Microsoft. The sole reason it's popular is.... actually, I don't know. It's HUGE for one thing. Bloated, slow on my 2GHz/1GB box, and loaded with crap that shouldn't be in a word processor. If you mess up your formatting, you can literally spend an hour trying to find out where (by comparison, WP would let you fix things like that in a matter of seconds or minutes). The Office Assistant was a good idea, but anyone over the age of 6 finds it condescending and annoying - and this would (I assume) translate into at least 99% of Word's market, so I'm not sure how that lippy little bastard even made it out the door...

    Anyhow, please don't confuse WP with Word. They are very seperate products (well, less so these days, since all the WPs since v6 have been trying to compete with Word on Microsoft's terms instead of growing a ball and setting it's own terms) from very different companies. The WP Corporation is now defunct, so there's no way to tell, but I'd love to see what v10 would've looked like if they had written it instead of Corel or Borland :)

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    1. Re:M$ can say Mission Accomplished! by dpu · · Score: 1

      LOL I just realized that after reading through some of the posts here I completely forgot that the article was actually about Word 5.1, not WordPerfect 5.1 :) Oops!

      But I still stand by what I said - WP5.1 for DOS was far superior to to any version of Word for DOS, and most of the Word for Windows versions too. I really wish it hadn't gotten so screwed up since Borland took it over *sigh*

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  91. Screenshot by joeljkp · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a screenshot or something so I can see what all the fuss is about? I've only ever really used Office 2000.

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    1. Re:Screenshot by FafnirDragon · · Score: 1

      http://www.emulators.com/images/GemPro_MacII_Sys70 1_Word51_WordCount.gif

  92. GeoWrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the Commodore 128 GEOS was usable and geoWrite was pretty good. If you needed more features, geoPublish was a decent DTP package, considering what it was running on....

  93. Simple Things by DrVomact · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This is so true--I've long thought that many of the major software applications have passed their peak. Once you have a mature product that performs all the necessary functions for a particular purpose, how do you justify charging obnoxious sums of money for it? --Well, you "improve" it. Then you release the new "improved" version with much fanfare and charge obnoxious amounts of money.

    But the only way you can, with some plausibility, claim that a product is "improved" is by adding new features. Maybe they're features that some small subset of users might conceivably want, but since this is mature software, all the important features are already present. By adding new non-essential features, you make the interface more complex, the product more difficult to learn and use, and introduce new bugs. (Which can be fixed in the next "improved" version.)

    As a result, all the most common applications have grown bloated to the point where they are nearly unusable. Some examples of this are word processors (MS Word), image manipulation software (Photoshop), and CD burning software.

    The other day, I wanted to burn a CD. I just wanted to put some photos on the darn thing and give it to my daughter. Turned out that my last CD software was locked to work only with the drive it came with, and the new (ultra cheap OEM) CD/DVD drive I bought didn't come with software. So I looked around for a package that would do what I wanted: burn a CD. I found packages that cost over $60 (Roxio and Nero), claimed to do everything but massage my gluteus maximus, and got horrible user reviews. Indeed, lots of people said that the previous releases of both these packages were better than the new "improved" version! --But of course, the previous release was no longer to be had. I finally found a place on the web that sells old software, and got an early OEM copy of Nero for $5 or so. Works great--it puts stuff on CDs.

    Word processors are the worst of the lot, I think. I once used an early version of Word that ran under DOS and that did everything I wanted--in fact, I used it in my job: tech writing. That version of Word (whatever it was) didn't need more features--it just needed cleaning up. (Better interface, more intuitive use of stylesheets--ditch the concept of style inheritance.)

    Remember MacWrite? It was a Word processor that you could give your 8 year old, with the reasonable expectation that she would be up and running with it in a few hours. Yeah, MacWrite could have used one or two features--such as the notion of paragraph formatting, page templates and a style catalog, but it was beautifully simple and did what it was supposed to do.

    I've fantasized about the notion of starting a company that produces simple software--simple useable versions of the applications that drive everyone nuts. But I quickly realized why that can't be done: if you make simple software, then you'll get sued, since everything that's useful and simple has been patented.

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    1. Re:Simple Things by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      The latest Nero may have umpteen thousand features, but it's still REALLY GOOD. Best burnsoft I've seen on the PC. But if you want simple, elegant burnsofts, you've got to check out Toast 6. Holy crap. It is so easy to use, and yet has just about everything you could want. It lets you switch from CD to DVD with one button, automatically figures out the best way to reencode video and even sets intelligent defaults.

      Yes, it's the same price as Nero with fewer features. It's worth it for the time you save using it...which is substantial.

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  94. Humbug I Say! by Jahf · · Score: 1

    nano and lpr ... who needs more?

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  95. Re:I used to swear by WP 5.1 until I learned (La)T by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

    Yeah... not so much.

    You see, the problem is that TeX is a completely closed system. Ironic, no?

    TeX has no support for styles, no support for RTF, no support for tagged text, no support for anything that's interoperable with existing authoring systems. If you want to take an authored document and typeset it with TeX, you're just going to have to do it all manually, by god.

    Contrast this with, for example, a system like InCopy which can import anything. InCopy can even import Word documents. All you have to do is override Word styles with InCopy styles and poof! Your document is typeset.

    Can't do that with TeX.

    If you want to start in TeX and finish in TeX and never, ever go into or out of that system, then rock on. But if you ever want to interoperate with anything else, forget it.

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  96. LaTeX is the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It makes me thing why anyone uses Word or any other WYSIWYG word processing software. They all suck. One has to constantly wonder and tell the software how to layout stuff. LaTeX solved that problem ages ago.

  97. Bah! Humbug! by Ann+Elk · · Score: 1

    Word? Ack! Pfft!! Gimme Scripsit on a TRS-80.

  98. Interesting... by alispguru · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that Word 5.1 was the last release of Word/Mac where MS was actually competing with other Mac word processors?

    From 6.0 upward, was Word/Mac's selling point by-ghod compatibility with Word/Windows, which was judged more important than competing on merit (performance or features) in the Mac market?

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    1. Re:Interesting... by multimed · · Score: 1

      No--Mac Office 98 was actually really nice, and somewhat independant from the Windows version. Perhaps most notable was the installer--you copied the Office 98 Folder onto your hard drive, and from there you launched the program you wanted! Mac Office 98 had a number of new features that Office 97 for Windows did not have and was really built from the ground up to be a Macintosh suite rather than a port. I don't know if that's still the case--the Macintosh Business Unit at Microsoft used to be a separate entity and I believe it's been rolled back into the rest of Borg now.

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    2. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word 6.0 was slow and buggy, but it did have an enormous feature advantage over every other Mac wordprocessor.

      WordPerfect, WriteNow, etc didn't really die until they failed to jump to OS X.

  99. It's so true by wazzzup · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I remember using Word 5.1 on a daily basis when I interned at the Ohio House of Representatives. It was truly brain-dead easy to use, simple, streamlined and elegant. If I were one of the smaller, Mac-only word processor vendors (Mellel, Mariner Write, Nisus) I would target the Word 5.1 feature set and look-and-feel as a goal to meet. I've tried all of the above, and while quite good, they all missed the target one way or the other by missing basic features, or missing the mark with simplicity or workflow. I think MS, and OpenOffice are to far gone in the bloaty slow space to ever return a word processor that rivals Word 5.1.

    This article is proof enough that Word 5.1 should be their target. If you build it, they will come.

    Did anybody else out there like WordPerfect for the Mac? That was my second-favorite word processor ever.

  100. Other old software that fits in the same category. by the_rajah · · Score: 1

    I'm still using Eudora Lite 3.05 from the same era on my Windows machine running XP and it does just fine for every e-mail need that I've got. Text only, no "previews" no MS vulnerabilities. KISS principle still works for me.

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  101. Re:I used to swear by WP 5.1 until I learned (La)T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typesetting was/is a separate skill from writing. In the old days, an author would type or write a manuscript and send it to the publisher, who had professionals to design and typeset the results.

    In professional publishing, that's the way it still works. Authors and editors use word processors -- only at the very last stage does a "typesetter" do the TeX markup or whatever.

    I guess in scientific publishing, authors are expected to use TeX themselves, which seems like a ridiclous workflow.

  102. one man's bloat is another man's feature by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I used to hear people say things like "Track Changes?!? Nobody would ever use that!"

    Well, if you need to send documents around for review, Track Changes absolutely ROCKS. If you write technical documentation, it's foolish not to use it (yeah, I know, I used to think that too; just try it and see ...).

    So this leads me to believe that all kinds of stuff I scratch my head at (when I see it in the menus) is making somebody else's day go much easier that it otherwise would. Just because I don't use it doesn't mean that it is bloat.

    1. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I agree version control is essential, espescially since I work on any of dozens of machines in different buildings.

      Being a mathematician, I write everything from long expositions to simple notes to myself in LaTeX, using CVS for version control. All integrated in emacs, of course.

    2. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      CVS is great! But in my opinion, Track Changes isn't really version control. It's a review-and-suggest-changes tool.

      Maybe it needs to be renamed? ;) If people think it is a version control tool , no wonder they hate it!

    3. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The proper way to track changes is to use a document format that is compatible with "diff".

      Unfortunately like most others, Word is used extensively at my company, so I actually use "Track changes" all the time. It's still a poor excuse for a good diff/merge util.

    4. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by brer_rabbit · · Score: 1

      I've got to pull an me too in agreement. The combo of LaTeX and CVS is excellent. Unfortunately it's not going to be the "killer app" among office execs. But really it's their loss-- comments, solid cross references, etc etc. I've even keep my resume in latex/cvs with branches for different version of it.

    5. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by DrVomact · · Score: 4, Informative
      Write tech documents with Word? One of my current job responsibilities is to maintain a 2,500 page document. Would you use Word for this? I'd prefer to use an application that does one thing well--in this case, FrameMaker--than one that keeps track of my boss' calendar.

      I haven't checked lately, but Word used to crash regularly on manuals that exceeded 200 pages, never did a good index, and couldn't handle multiple chapters in separate files. You'd think they'd fix this stuff before they added frills. (I'd be surprised, but maybe they did...I never do real work with Word anymore.)

      For me, the most loathsome feature of Word is style inheritance. Unless you are really good at designing Word styles (and who is?), you wind up with a bunch of styles that are mutually related in some mysterious way so that when you make a little change to one style, another style suddenly morphs into Greek, or all your numbered lists turn to bullets. I hear people mention this phenomenon frequently, but they usually think that word processors are supposed to act like this.

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    6. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by Noksagt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if you need to send documents around for review, Track Changes absolutely ROCKS.

      Yes and no--it rocks for those who would be intimidated running cvs or diff or using any utility that isn't integrated in their authoring software. This is what makes me use word from time to time--my collaborators can't figure out the better ways to do things.

      It is really poor for version control. It is also poor if you ant to submit to multiple people, all who should be able to make changes.

      There are some great LaTeX IDEs out there that I have convinced peers to use. If they came integrated with better change control management, there really wouldn't be any reason for me to use a word processor.

    7. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should take a class (or read a book) on Word styles. After hearing my wife complain for MONTHS that Word didn't do what she wanted it to do (which was act like WordPerfect and reveal codes like it was a fucking markup language -- can you imagine manually bolding, italicizing, resizing fonts, changing margins, etc, on 100+ page documents? In the 21st friggin' Century?), I did exactly that. I built her a style book that did everything she wanted to do with a lot less work; she's considering asking her boss to bring me in as a trainer so she can get the rest of her office (who are being forcefully brought into MS Word) how to use them.

      The "inheritance" is not mysterious at all. It's just very, very detailed. Each style is linked to the style that it's based on. Unless you manually set a value, your style grabs one from the one it's based on. This permits you to change ALL of the settings in a document by changing that setting in one style. Want to switch fonts in all captions? Make a caption style, and base individual captions for images, tables, etc on that one. Change anything EXCEPT for the font...leave that the way it is. Then, changing the font on the parent applies to everything else. This is exactly the way CSS (cascading style sheets) works in web development.

      As for Word being the wrong choice for 200+ page docs...I can only speak for Office 2004, but it's pretty good at managing big data. My wife has 150 pages of a report on her G3 with images and styles and charts and hyperlinks and all of that, and it's as fast as it was with 10 pages (which isn't snappy but is usable). Unfortunately, the Office apps for Macintosh are written by a different group (used to be a different COMPANY) than those for PC. So it's hardly representative. The only thing they share is a feature set and file format...everything else, including (I think) the codebase is compeltely different.

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    8. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by odie_q · · Score: 1

      During a dark couple of years of my career, I edited largish reports written in Word. I would get the different chapters from different people and merge them into one document. The easiest way to do this was to export them all to plain text and then go through the entire report (which would generally be 300-500 pages) and mark it up with the correct styles. Also, you had to tread very cautiously with these documents. Once you go over a couple of hundred pages, Word starts crashing randomly.

      I also worked tech support at the same place, and the track changes feature in Office (specifically in Excel, don't know about Word), while neatly integrated, routinely thrashed large documents when moved between different versions of Office. It would also crash randomly quite frequently, often choking on it's own files.

      Before that I worked at a place using FrameMaker on Solaris, and now I use LaTeX on Linux, and both these solutions work, which puts them way ahead of Word.

      How that application suite has risen to it's current position is beyond me. I could write a long, boring essay on why Word is harmful, but the process would likely aggravate me tremendously. Oh, and to head off the "That was then, it's really quite good now" comments: I went through Office 97, 2000, and XP, and no, it isn't getting measurably better.

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    9. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Word's styles have at least four problems:

      First, they don't support multiple inheritance.
      Second, if you change a setting from the parent style, you can't go back to the parent setting
      Third, you can't specify that, for example, style A and style B should have 6 points between them.
      Fourth, tables styles relate oddly to text styles.

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    10. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by GbrDead · · Score: 1

      Track Changes absolutely ROCKS. If you write technical documentation, it's foolish not to use it
      IMHO, if you write technical documentation without using a real versioning system then you are a PHB.

    11. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      >Yes and no--it rocks for those who would be
      >intimidated running cvs or diff or using any
      >utility that isn't integrated in their authoring
      >software.

      I don't use TC for version control; as I replied
      to somebody else, maybe that's where some of the
      dislike of the feature comes from
      (misunderstanding what it is for). Of course it
      would be terrible for version control.

      >This is what makes me use word from time to
      >time--my collaborators can't figure out the
      >better ways to do things.

      Well, if you're collaborating, you need to work
      with the possible. I don't think I'll be
      teaching our customer support team cvs anytime
      soon. Not so much because they *couldn't* learn
      it, but because that would be a poor use of their
      time.

      >It is really poor for version control. It is also
      >poor if you ant to submit to multiple people, all
      >who should be able to make changes.

      I maintain the master document; I just integrate
      whatever changes are desirable back into it. I
      would have to do that anyway, whatever method I
      chose; TC just lets me see *exactly* what change
      they are suggesting. No cryptic markup on paper,
      no rambling email prose about what they would like
      to see changed.

    12. Re:one man's bloat is another man's feature by Noksagt · · Score: 1

      I maintain the master document; I just integrate
      whatever changes are desirable back into it.

      I think this is what one HAS to do. It is a pain--one of the nice things about TC is that you can choose to accept changes. If you're maintaining one master document & using multiple TC copies from other people, you might has well go with marking up the pages--nothing is automatic. Heck, if you're the one who has to integrate everything, why not use CVS or what not?

      Yes, TC is a tool that can be used now. But it shouldn't be difficult for MS to implement a better system. You'd think you should be able to take that master document you maintain and automatically import suggested changes from a document that has TC and has been sent back to you.

      Incidentally, if you DO maintain a master document, the TC isn't horrible for versioning. You can even store multiple older copies of the document in the same file. This, too, could be better, of course. But it is passable.

  103. Two words - Task Pane by Cumstien · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree, why does MS think I want a separate window, bar, or pop up for every action performed on a document. I have spent more time with Office XP hacking the registry and customizing toolbar buttons to avoid their suppossed intelligent features.

    Next their going to introduce different degrees of italics and bold.

    You have selected bold. How bold would you like it today? Please adjust the thickness, shade and sharpness sliders below

    For Christ sakes just give me a solid word processor with out the needless tweaks.

  104. Microsoft Publisher by Zone-MR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've used MS Publisher ever since 1997, and I've always loved it. Publisher lets me lay out the page the way I want it, whereas formatting is often a struggle with Word.

    I wonder why Publisher and Word are still seperate products, seeing how Publisher could trivially be improved to become a great Word proccessor in addition to a DTP package.

    1. Re:Microsoft Publisher by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Because a good DTP program doesn't make a good word processor and vice versa.

      Think about it: Do you want to do page layout crap when you're writing a letter to grandma?

    2. Re:Microsoft Publisher by Zone-MR · · Score: 1

      You don't have to do much more than creating a full-page textbox and then using it like any other word proccessor. If a Word-style simple template was used as the default document, there would be no need for MS Word.

    3. Re:Microsoft Publisher by Keeper · · Score: 1

      ...until you wanted to do a document header. Or footnotes. Or you wanted to easily manipulate/modify a table. Or you want a headache inserting an image into your document. Or you wanted to take advantage of the 'track changes' feature when your document is reviewed by a peer. I could keep going on, but I won't.

      For you, it makes sense, because you probably don't do anything more than basic word processing. If you start going through the laundry list of things that both applications are capable of, and then merging them so that it is easy to use and accomplishes the desired function for both DTP users and word processor users, you're going to find that they conflict significantly.

  105. Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a type in the article. "swear by" needs to be updated to "swear at"

  106. Re:fact.... or not? by Llama_STi · · Score: 1

    I truly doubt that just this caused the death of Netscape. Maybe it was the fact that IE came bundled with the OS and could do everything that Netscape could do. Good enough and already in their face, this lead to the "normals" just sticking with IE - why bother installing anything extra?

  107. Ragemaker? by EaterOfDog · · Score: 0

    That is one dubious recommendation there.

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  108. MISSING THE POINT by berck · · Score: 1

    You guys are MISSING THE POINT.

    Which is easier, inserting a flush right code, or setting a bloody right aligned tab?

    I use OO now, mostly because Wordperfect 9 for linux apparently needs linux from a few years ago to run properly. But, I can't for instance, get OO for linux to print an envelope to save my life. I'm thinking about going back to WP 8 for linux, if I can find it again.

    1. Re:MISSING THE POINT by wasme · · Score: 1
      Corel did release a newer version of WordPerfect for Linux. I stumbled upon it a couple weeks ago, but didn't buy it at the time. This post made me go back and look for it, and surprise suprise, its no longer avaliable. Too bad, because I was going to purchase it sooner or later. (Apparently it was based on the old WordPecfect 8 for Linux, which was a motif-based Linux-native application, rather then the weird win32-based WINE 'port' of WordPerfect 9/WordPerfect 2000)

      The product information page is still avaliable here. Maybe if enough people email Corel asking for it, they might make it avaliable again. Then again, OpenOffice.org has become good enough for most things. I was going to get more for nostelgic reasons then anything else. (fyi it cost $39.99 while it was still avaliable.)

  109. It was sweet... by gordgekko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I used to use Word 5.1 on a Mac Classic II back in the day. It. Just. Worked. I wrote my thesis on that box and with 5.1.

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  110. 13 years old... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that reminds me that debian's latest stable release was released 13 years ago.
    facts: word is not dying, debian is dying

  111. The real downfall of Office occurred... by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

    when Microsoft started to implement Office products using COM circa 1994. Granted, the idea of the Automation gave users tremendous power. But, the flipside reveals a plethora of macro virii and worms that makes my head spin. For me, I would prefer simplicity over power.

  112. Open Offfice by Braingoo · · Score: 1

    If you want office without all the bloat just use open office its free!

    1. Re:Open Offfice by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

      I was just browsing the responses, seeing if anybody was going to say this.

      It's nice that the parent poster likes Word 5.1. Great. It's time to put that away and get with OpenOffice. Rome is burning, kids, let's stop fiddling. Use Open Office and contribute to it's proliferation with everyone you know.

  113. Totally Agree by bogie · · Score: 1

    Old versions of Word are certainly not nearly on the same level as WordPerfect goes. IMHO WP was just always a step ahead. You'll find lots of old WP running out there still to this day. Most Word users kept upgrading their office suite year after year. That or their versions of Word were upgraded when they bought new PCs. When 95% of computers sold come with either MS Works or MS Office SBE both of which contain new versions of Word it pretty dam hard Not to upgrade.

    I gotta say when I the submission and kept thinking they were talking about WordPerfect and had made a mistake. I guess there are old Word users out there but its much more rare to see as opposed to old WordPerfect installs.

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  114. wordperfect for SCO by cjsteele · · Score: 1

    when I first went to college, we had a SCO box that everyone telneted in to. we had tin and elm for email and news, and wordperfect 5.x for word processing. I do a tremendous ammount of work from the console and would *REALLY* like to know if there's a way to provide the same functionality for Linux, short of running an emulator?

    Anyone know?

    -C

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    1. Re:wordperfect for SCO by jmcneill · · Score: 1

      You might want to give NetBSD a shot at it. It's not quite emulation (NetBSD actually supports foreign binary compatibility as if it were a native application), and when it works, it works great.

      From the compat_svr4(8) man page:

      NetBSD supports running SVR4/iBCS2 binaries. This code has been tested on
      i386 (with binaries from SCO OpenServer and XENIX), m68k (with binaries
      from AMIX) and sparc (with binaries from Solaris) systems. Most programs
      should work, but not ones that use or depend on:

      kernel internal data structures
      the /proc filesystem
      the ticotsord loopback RPC mechanism (NIS uses this)
      sound and video interfaces
      threads (ttsession uses threads)
      the streams administrative driver

  115. What is that ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    What kind of Microsoft sponsored tripe is that.

    The only real thing is of course LaTeX. It used to be fun to watch when people lost their Masters Thesis due to some silly bug related to reformatting under Word.

    Nowadays the thing has become more stable, so no more "I told you so". Whats left is only to point out that the result looks much more professional with LaTeX.

    Gee, nerds who use WinWord, they don't make them as they used to.

  116. Vintage goodness by katorga · · Score: 1

    I treat my Mac Word 5.1 diskettes like a fine museum piece. I still use the program after all these years. Its run on a SE, IIci, Quadra 800, PMac 8100, PMac 9500, and most recently on the wife's G4 Pbook and OSX. Never misses a beat.

    In college I became addicted to Borland's Sprint on the PC (and to a lesser extent Note Bene). I still have not found better on the PC side, and a regularly hit Borland's site to check to see if they have released sprint to the public domain.

  117. A void filled by shareware by mblase · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't word-process very much, but for Mac users there is one great option available for "I just want to write" types: Mellel. It's got tables, styles, footnotes/endnotes, and multilingual support -- all the power features "normal people" use in Word and none of the chrome. All for under thirty bucks, which is a darned good value and (I'm sure) an improvement on Word 5.1 by any measure.

  118. You must be new here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No self-respecting geeks admits they use anything other than vi.

  119. Re:Two words - Task Pane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next their going to introduce different degrees of italics and bold.

    Perhaps you wouldn't object if "highlight spelling errors in document" defaults to True?

  120. Re:I used to swear by WP 5.1 until I learned (La)T by julesh · · Score: 1

    In professional publishing, that's the way it still works. Authors and editors use word processors -- only at the very last stage does a "typesetter" do the TeX markup or whatever.

    And they use underline for highlighting.

  121. LaTeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget word. Forget WYSIWYG word processing. Forget bloated files. Forget macro viruses. Forget documents that crumbles into ill-formatted pieces when you open them on a different computer. Embrace the power of LaTeX. Write your documents on whatever text editor you please. Once you switch, you'll never have anything but pity for the rest of the pack...

  122. That's bullshit. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Netscape 4.x was ASS. It was okay, but unacceptably buggy and slow. What makes you think 5 was going to be any improvement? I'm assuming that they were still basing it on the original codebase (from version 1). They needed that new layout engine BADLY.
    Gecko ran circles around 4.x in rendering, none of that O(N^2) wait blowup if you picked the wrong nesting of tags.

    Everyone would have hated 5 just as much as 4... they would still switch to IE.

    It's sad, but I'm glad Netscape didn't try for a 5 before they switched codebases. I was like: stick a fork in it, it's done.

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    1. Re:That's bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the article? "Every single engineer" wanted to release Netscape 5, which strongly implies that the techncial people thought it was better than NS4. You are only reiterating the offical AOL Management position which was publicized at mozilla.org.

    2. Re:That's bullshit. by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

      I think one thing you don't realize is just how fast the pre-gecko netscape is.

      I have netscape 3.01 installed on my mac, and it is significantly faster than safari and firebird (and, I would assume, IE). It renders differently, many times wrong, but its SO fast.

      That is how the internet should be. Who woulda thought, browsing would be twice as fast just with a better browser...

  123. MS Works! by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 2

    MS Works on Windows 3.1.1 was my personal document program of choice in the PC world. Of course, Claris Works on the Mac kicked its ass by leaps and bounds, but I only had access to that at school.

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  124. Are you on windows? by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    Because in *nix, most every editor out there has a way to use ispell or aspell to check your document.

    You can also run ispell/aspell on text document outside the editor... it has interactive search/replace.

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  125. GEE by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    I always thought that WP5.1 was the first truly usable word processor, and every thing else has been a clone. In the case of M$: a clone with a bloat problem.

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  126. I remember Word 5.1.... by myrdred · · Score: 2, Funny

    It ran like a champ on my 33mhz PowerBook 190.

    Now, someone remind me what the system requirements are for the current versions of Office and Open Office?

  127. Thesis by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

    Try living somewhere (3rd world country) where your local university doesn't know better and forces you to write your thesis in Word. I will get gray hairs after i get corrected all the alignment issues after migrating from LyX.

  128. Sweet Spots by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 1

    Word 5.1 for Mac was great. WP-5.1 for anything was great. RedHat 5.1 was great.

    5.1 must be the sweet spot.

  129. Zardax! by mschuyler · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone want more than Zardax on an Apple ][? Does anyone else remember this? It was from Australia, used embedded commands much like Wordstar.

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  130. What's wrong with Word 2000? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    I've used Word 2000 for quite a while now. I really don't like it a whole lot. I really cannot think of anything that Word excels at. I guess having the red and green squiggly lines is useful for letting you know something's up. But.. man, that's all I can think of. For me, auto-correction was eating up more productivity than it was adding. Don't even THINK about trying to do any form of layout. Forget it. Get Publisher or PageMaker or something. Man, it's like trying to assemble a house using a deck of cards. One wrong move and BLAMMO. Start over and do it RIGHT this time. I guess my real issue with Word is that using it is like driving through a parking lot loaded with speed bumps. Vroooom..screech...vroooooooom...screeech.

    Wanna know what's sad? I've actually gotten into Office. I've scratched fairly deep into Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, Frontpage etc. I'm exactly the right type of person to make good use of it... and well I can't. If that doesn't give you a good idea of what a piece of crap Word is for anything but the most basic of functions, then I don't know what would.

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  131. PFS Write by narcc · · Score: 1

    I don't know if anyone else remembers Professional Write (PFS Write) It came bundled with a few other apps. Best word processor I've ever used!

  132. Go pdfLaTeX, go! by yotam · · Score: 1

    But whenever I need to provide a document
    to describe or provide a user-guide,
    rather than asking "how should this be made?",
    I simply write it (using Emacs!) in LaTeX,
    and use a Makefile, with rules to produces:

    PostScript, (latex->dvips->)

    PDF (pdflatex)

    html (latex2html)

  133. Re:Two words - Task Pane by Cromac · · Score: 4, Informative
    I have spent more time with Office XP hacking the registry and customizing toolbar buttons to avoid their suppossed intelligent features.

    Did you script the changes you made so the next time, because there's always a next time especially with Windows, you don't have to do it all by hand?

    A simle WSH script to automate those registry changes might save you a bunch of time and headachs next time around.

  134. Microsoft Recent History? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "It's been all downhill from there..."!

    And didn't they introduce the Windows "registry" shortly thereafter, just to rub the point in?! And isn't this the only valid reason why the "installing" of an application is any more than a simple file copy?!

    I still have an old Windows 3.1 application which I "installed" on my present computer by just such a simple file copy. It ran immediately without a hitch and is just as fast as or faster than current applications.

    "Microsoft progress" is just as bad a joke as "Microsoft innovation"!

    Isn't it "amazing" that "Microsoft progress" and "Microsoft innovation" now seem to only benefit Microsoft?

  135. Re:Two words - Task Pane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Their" in the sentence you quoted is spelled correctly, and would therefore not be highlighted. Dumbass.

  136. Actual Facts by CarbonRing · · Score: 1

    > MS Word jumped from like 2.0 to 5.1 to "catch up" with Wordperfect.

    I'm sure this was intended as a joke, but it's actually correct with one slight correction.

    After shipping Win Word 2.0 and Mac Word 5.1, the two teams and code bases were merged to build one product that worked on both platforms. While the Windows version of Word was only at version 2.0, it had been in development for eons, dating back before Mac Word 3.0. The Windows version had suffered significant changes in the Windows platform (it was started before Windows 3.0, if you have any idea what that means), as well as an overly ambitious feature set. Along the way, they integrated all of the great stuff from the Mac version, like tables and page view, both innovative in their time. When Win Word 1.0 came out, it had everything that Mac Word 4.0 had, plus lots of other stuff, most significantly a macro language and fields (which do automated numbering, math equations, forms, etc).

    Mac Word 5.0 and Win Word 2.0 were upgrades to those code bases: smaller releases to add a few features, respond to customer requests, and put some polish on the preceding versions. After that, the two teams and code bases were merged into one colossal effort to build a version of Word that ran on both platforms, supported the same core set of features (plus platform-specific features like DDE on Windows and Publish and Subscribe on Mac), and used the same file format. (Actually, there were two such efforts, the first got cancelled, but that's another story.) While most of the team worked on the big merge effort, smaller teams produced incremental updates for the Win and Mac versions, thus Mac Word 5.1.

    As this huge project got closer to shipping, the marketing folks had to decide what to call it. Should it be Word 3.0 because there were more Windows customers than Mac customers? Or should it be Word 6.0 because that was the larger number and there had already been a Mac Word 3.0? Adding to the issue, Mac Word wasn't very well received since it shipped about a month too early and had significant bugs. Version 3.1 was a much better product, but the press continued to gripe about it for years.

    The decision was finally made by the product manager after talking to someone from the press who asked, "why would I want to by Word 3 when I can buy WordPerfect 5?" This clown was serious, and since idiots from the press play a huge role in forming customers' impression of products, the decision was made to pander to the dorks who think the merits of a product can be summed up in a single-digit version number. This amp goes to eleven.

    So the first release of the cross-platform version of Word was called version 6.0 because Microsoft had good reason to fear that reviewers would look at the version numbers for WordPerfect and Word and conclude that since 5 is greater than 3, WordPerfect must be better so that should be the conclusion of the review.

  137. Re:I used to swear by WP 5.1 until I learned (La)T by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    I used to work in a unix shop ('bout 20 years ago, which is before Linux. I used nroff and roff to write documents (which is sorta like Tex). Reminds me of HTML actually, the way you have to insert commands to do formating. Got the job done, but we didn't have a print preview, so I wasted a LOT of paper getting it right!

  138. Re:I used to swear by WP 5.1 until I learned (La)T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In professional publishing, that's the way it still works. Authors and editors use word processors -- only at the very last stage does a "typesetter" do the TeX markup or whatever.
    I've seen my share of published books that were done entirely on Word. (All of them computer books, though.)
  139. Re:LaTeX; Word; WP5.1 by cool_st_elizabeth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Absolutely. And if for some reason you can't or won't use LaTeX, WP5.1 is a good choice ... I remember when WP5.1 first came out, I thought it was bloatware, but I now know that compared to M$ Word 95 which I'm forced to use on the job, WP5.1 is a marvel of efficient programming.

  140. OpenOffice does this better by Animats · · Score: 1
    Wasn't it possible back then to create a Powerpoint presentation that would run standalone from a floppy disk (that is, Powerpoint didn't have to be installed on the target machine)?

    OpenOffice Impress will export a presentation as Flash, so you can play it in any browser. This also allows you to easily put your presentations on web sites for later viewing.

  141. That's why I use notepad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm forced to use Word at my company so if I'm just trying to get some text down, I'll do it in notepad first, then copy/paste into word when I'm ready to spellcheck and make it look "pretty".

    I just don't trust Word enough to not mess around with what I'm typing.

  142. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if you count in all the time it takes WinXP to boot, opening an MSOffice word processor document for the first time is faster than opening an OO word processor document for the first time.

    1. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, but this is only because OpenOffice.org is a piece of shit!

  143. DOS Version Was Great, Too by reallocate · · Score: 1

    I used the DOS version of 5.1 for as long as I could get away with it. Sometimes an applicaton reaches the point where it is as good as it is going to get. Nothing as good since.

    Ditto Lotus Magellan and Lotus Agenda, while we're lamenting great DOS apps that died with the OS. Nothing since for any OS does what they did as well as they did.

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  144. auto spelling check by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    That's the only thing I actually care about from Word > 5. I used to hate it, but ... nope, too darn useful.

    I'll admit that while doing battle with
    Word 2000 and OpenOffice Writer at various points I've been very tempted to install Basislisk and fire up my old copy of Word 5.1 for the Macintosh.

  145. Browsers Weren't Netscape's Revenue Producer by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Netscape didn't go belly up because they delayed release of one more version of the browser. They gave the thing away, remember? Still do.

    They went belly up because they were everyone's third or fourth choice for web amd server technology.

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  146. Word 4.0 for Mac ruled. by melatonin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As someone else mentioned, the Word 5.1 people are talking about is the Mac version.

    However, Word 4.0 for the Mac was way better than Word 5; the problem was that it as attached to technology that was not modern enough. It was designed for System 6 (OS releases were called System [1-7.5]) and it wasn't ready for Truetype (my biggest gripe). It limited fonts to 127 point size.

    The thing that made it so great though is that it fit on one freaking floppy! I think it used ~300 K of RAM. You could fit Word 4 and the System 6 OS on one floppy and boot from it (800K floppies I think, not 1.4 MB "HD" floppies. Macs didn't have 720K floppies). You could then keep the floppy ejected, and put in the floppy that you save your documents on. Accordingly, the software ran freaking fast. There was another floppy but I can't remember what it had; it was probably the spelling dictionary. Someone else mentioned the speed of WriteNow. WriteNow was written entirely in Motorola 68k assembly language. They got screwed on the move to PPC. I used to laugh at idiots who advocated writing Palm entirely programs in 68k asm, and I was right :) Computers only get faster...

    It did everything I needed Word 5 to do (which is a LOT), and it had a much stronger document formatting model; before Microsoft hacked things like Text Boxes onto the design. It was a lean, mean, long-document writing machine. It didn't include a shit-load of shitty clip-art, a shitty graphics editor, etc. I'm sure Word 5 can do this, but Word 4 also let you include raw Postscript code in your documents to send to the printer. The manual (software came with excellent manuals back then) demonstrated what you could do with Postscript. Macs + Desktop Publishing + Networking + Postscript Printers were standard fare in those days. Speaking of the manual, it was written entirely and formatted (page design, including sidebar captions and diagrams, table of contents, and an index too I think) using Word 4. Word isn't meant to do a project that large anymore. Word 4 would actually keep only parts of the document you were working on in memory, so you could use it on a machine with 512k of RAM. It was the anti-thesis of bloatware. That's why I liked Microsoft back then; it was well engineered software.

    When Word 5 came out, it came in about 10 floppies I think, with an installer that extracted it from compressed files. It also had toolbars that took up precious screen space, when a lot of Macs were 512x384 (that's the resolution of my first Mac LC; I think the normal 9" Macs' resolution was a bit shorter). Someone sent a joke screenshot to Macworld that was a mock-up of Word 10, to be released in 2000 or so (IIRC). It was to be installed from 100 floppies and all the toolbars took up 75% of the screen space. The sad part is, Word 6 (which came on a CD) did just that!

    I remember some industry pundits (and some not-so pundits but just informed people) saying that MS developed their GUI-writing expertise on the Mac, and then used that to bring full-featured applications to Windows when it was ready. For example, Microsoft Excel 1.0 was created for the Mac (~1986). I don't know when the first Windows version came out, but it would have been some time later.

    I also used Word 5 for DOS on a 286 before I got a Mac. It was very, very nice, for a text-based interface. But I was blown away when I bought a Mac and Word 4 for it. I actually bought Word 4 back then (MS wasn't as obviously evil as they are now; I actually liked them back then and the great software of theirs that I had the chance to use, like Word), and it was worth every penny. I got pissed when Word 5 was released 6 months later that addressed the pains I had using Word 4 on System 7, so I thought I'd hold out for Word 6. What a mistake that was :P

    MS actually sold a downgrade for Word 6 customers. You could buy the POS Word 6, and pay more to downgrade to Word 5. I'm not making this up.

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    1. Re:Word 4.0 for Mac ruled. by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I once typeset a complex econimics text book on a Mac Portable using MS Word 4.0. It used the equation editor for the full page matrices and integral equations, and the whole thing fitted on two 400k floppy discs (one was a backup)

      Mmmm... progress

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  147. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  148. Dont you mean? by dangerburger · · Score: 1

    I hate when word suggests grammatical changes when there are no.

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  149. Still using Word Perfect 8 on Fedora Core 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have Word Perfect 8 running on Fedora Core 2. It was free when you registered it. The registration for Word Perfect 8 is long over. It also checks your spelling and grammer too. A great companion to Open Office.

  150. CLIPPY!!!! by Kpt+Kill · · Score: 5, Funny
    It looks like your posting on slashdot! Would you like some help:
    • Bashing Microsoft
    • Promoting Open Source
    • Making CowboyNeal jokes
    1. Re:CLIPPY!!!! by AntiOrganic · · Score: 2, Funny
      It looks like you're posting on Slashdot! Would you like some help:
      • Understanding the difference between "your" and "you're"
  151. antique WP! by WeaverBen · · Score: 1

    Heh! I still use XyWrite 4 for some things!

  152. Reveal Codes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the time of Word 5.1, I remember using Wordperfect, and the nice feature about that was "Reveal Codes" which let you look at an XML-type rendering of what the formatting was. Why doesn't current Word or OpenOffice.org have this type of feature? I think it might be possible with OO.org, but I really don't believe the same about Word...

    1. Re:Reveal Codes by amber_of_luxor · · Score: 1

      Why doesn't current Word or OpenOffice.org have this type of feature? I think it might be possible with OO.org, but I really don't believe the same about Word...

      Two answers:

      • "Reveal Codes" are only needed by people who have no clue what a style sheet is, nor any clue how to actually use them.
      • You can directly edit the raw XML data that OOo uses, with a text editor, after unzipping the file.

      For Word, go ask somebody who uses fifth rate operating systems to run programs that one day will grow up to be something that a serious business can actually use.

      Amber

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  153. NASA uses Word 5.1 on Mac OS X by wax66 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was part of a certain center's major OS 9 to OS 10 upgrade, and Word 5.1 is still used by many people at the center (most of them have been here since dirt was first invented). Turns out that it has (according to them) the best mathematical formula display and editor. I personally did some testing with Word 5.1 for one of them on OS X in classic mode, and with the exception of a couple of font display problems that were fixed, it worked perfectly STILL. Sick, but nice that this person we upgraded doesn't have to rewrite millions of pages of documentation on flight characteristics and such of various aircraft/spacecraft and whatever else she had. Just sad that something as simple as that equation editor isn't in current releases.

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  154. Mac Emulators for Windows by meehawl · · Score: 1

    Yeah, if you can make Word 5.1 (which is a Mac-only product) run on Windows, I'll give you more than just mod points...

    What about one of the many old-school Mac emulators for Windows?

    I run these occasionally and it still gives me a kick to see the happy mac face pop up in a window as OS7/8 loads. I hear there are even OS.9 emulators, but I've never personally seen one running.

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  155. Real designers use Vector apps by xactuary · · Score: 2, Informative

    I once worked with a graphic designer and whenever he needed to create a letter or invoice he opened Free Hand and used the programs type features. For him, it probably was faster... and I must say, every letter out of his dye-sub printer looked perfect.

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  156. It could be by Aslan72 · · Score: 1
    Why Wordpad looks/behaves so much like 5.1

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  157. What was that? by billybob · · Score: 1

    every version of WordPerfect since 8.0 has s*&^ed

    I'm sorry, but did you just censor the word SUCKED? Sorry, just find that amusing... :)

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    1. Re:What was that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shitted? :)

  158. Outdated Information!! by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    Every time this topic comes up you see posts stating "most law firms still use Wordperfect 'cause it's the best for legal work"

    Reality check time folks. Wordperfect may have some good legal-specific features but here's the results of last years' LawNet Technology Survey in answer to the question: "What is your firms' Primary Word Processor?"

    Word:
    2001: 70%
    2002: 79%
    2003: 86%

    WordPerfect:
    2001: 30%
    2002: 20%
    2003: 13%

    As you can see, the use for Wordperfect is dying out at law firms as fast as anywhere else and has been for some time.

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  159. *Stop* _hurting_ my EYES!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your statement is so unbelievably painful to parse and even look at that it could only have been written by Clippy.

    1. Re:*Stop* _hurting_ my EYES!!! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Hey, go easy on him. He's one of the very few mere mortals who have looked at the MS source code and lived to talk about it.

      I wouldn't be surprised if he's still a bit "affected" by the experience.

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  160. one word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WordStar...

    I miss it.

  161. Re:I used to swear by WP 5.1 until I learned (La)T by Pig+Bodine · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I guess in scientific publishing, authors are expected to use TeX themselves, which seems like a ridiclous workflow.

    LaTeX is the standard, but I don't generally see a required document format for submitting papers to mathematics journals. SIAM (Society for Industrial and Applied Mathematics) will accept Word and use word2tex. But I do some refereeing for (mostly) matrix theory and numerical analysis journals and I've never seen a paper written in Word (except for engineering journals). If you have something with a lot of equations LaTeX is a lot less work if you know how to use it. Using the equation editor in word is excruciatingly painful and slow.

  162. Re:I used to swear by WP 5.1 until I learned (La)T by Nurgled · · Score: 1

    I frequently generate LaTeX documents from other formats. Not Word documents, I must admit, but that's really just because I don't have the faintest idea how to interpret those and I don't use Word anyway.

    It's hard to go from Word to LaTeX because Word is less structural and more format-oriented, but you could theoretically use some rules to translate from its styles to a pretty plain TeX input file.

  163. Hard to beat... by jfinke · · Score: 1
    I loved Word 5.1. It ran on my Mac SE w/ 4MB of RAM beautifully. It was a very efficient processor. However, I do have to say it was a pain in the butt to do anything complex such as columns. It was then wysiwyg whenever you did a complex action. Newer versions have no problems with that. However, they tend to be resource hogs to say the least.

    The other reason it was so great was because Word/Office 6.0 was so horrible. It was one of the worst programs that I have ever seen. My understanding of the whole thing was that it was a port from the Windows version. So, they did a lot of funky things to not have to rewrite parts of it. It was really bad. I rememeber trying to run it off a central server like they recommended... Scary... And then trying to run it off the local machines in a student computing lab... Not fun..

  164. Existing systems? by don.g · · Score: 1

    Which existing authoring systems do you want to interoperate with that have been around longer than / as long as TeX? Shouldn't you be complaining that many authoring systems don't interoperate with TeX?

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  165. Re:Two words - Task Pane by Vancorps · · Score: 1
    Not to mention the fact that you could do it for other people as well.

    I think a lot of people don't realize how much control you can take over Windows using WSH. Maybe most people don't know it exists?

    At any rate, I think the original post there was just plain wrong. I'm coming at it from a point of Office 2003 though. I don't think I ever used XP. In 2003 I spent about ten minutes making a custom install script which put all the features how I want them for the entire company and that was that. Its only used for existing machines, new machines are just imaged. I hate reinstalling stuff.
  166. try Mariner Write or AbiWord by Chiisu · · Score: 1

    has everything you could need, and nothing more.

    Still waiting on AbiWord to get ported to Cocoa.....

  167. My kind of Word Processor - 5.1 is... by Audacious · · Score: 1

    I have used Mac Word v5.1 almost ever since it came out. After upgrading to Word v6.0 and having my system crash repeatedly, I stopped using it and went back to v5.1. I have never left it since.

    I did, when Corel offered me a deal I couldn't refuse, purchase Corel Office for the Mac which had WordPerfect v5.1 in it. I would have to say that for some things WPv5.1 is better than Wv5.1. But in others - it is worse.

    I also prefer Canvas v3.54 over WordPerfect, Word, or even PageMaker when it comes to laying out a page. Canvas v3.54 is really a 2D CAD system but you can use it to lay out many different types of pages. It has built in Kerning, as well as many other features which were not found in word processors of the time. (The current version of Canvas is really a combo of PhotoShop and PageMaker. Sort of like a high end PowerPoint program.)

    I have also tried MacWrite Plus (crashes system), NisusWriter (good word processor but has its own brand of quirks), MacWrite (Ok - we are going WAY back now!), vi (excellent text editor), emacs (too many macros for me!), Alpha, LaTeX, BBEdit, and many other text editors/Word Processors. Word v5.1 on the Mac can beat them all (except vi and emacs) for ease of use, small footprint, and the ability to use any printer you want. (Remember on the Mac you had the one interface to many printers.)

    When I moved from the Mac to the IBM a few years back I found that I really hated having to use the current version of MS-Word. I was always trying to get it to stop correcting what I was typing. (For example - Create an outline using lowercase letters. When you get to "i" MS-Word automatically changes it to "I". How stupid can a word processor be?) Anyway, with my purchase (on eBay) of some slightly faster Macs than what I originally had - I have switched back to Macs somewhat. Instead of using an IBM - I use Virtual PC. So I can now use both Word v5.1 as well as to move it over and incorporate the document into the later version of Word. So I get the best of both worlds now.

    The drawbacks to Word v5.1 is that it did not do Kerning, fractional spacing, and antialiased fonts. So sometimes the fonts look jagged. By moving the document, once created, to the later version of Word - these advancements are then included into the document. So long as you do not allow the newer MS-Word program to upgrade the document - you can always go back to using the earlier version. The thing you have to watch out for is that the later versions really try very hard to trick you into writing over the older document. Which, of course, then makes it impossible for you to go back to the older method.

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  168. Re:Two words - Task Pane by Deusy · · Score: 1

    Did you script the changes you made so the next time, because there's always a next time especially with Windows, you don't have to do it all by hand?

    A simle WSH script to automate those registry changes might save you a bunch of time and headachs next time around.


    What in the name of mother-fucking-hell are you talking about?

    I want to use the freaking thing, not learn how to script and canoodle it through the registry.

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  169. Re:I used to swear by WP 5.1 until I learned (La)T by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    As this poster points out, there are in fact tools to convert e.g. word to LaTeX.

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  170. No. I don't care about AOL. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    I'm telling you what *I* think. Of course the Netscape developers were sure that Netscape 5 was going to fix all Netscape's problems. But nothing there in that interview indicates it would have been a significant departure from 4.x. That would have done nothing to help them, since everyone had already abandoned it for IE 5 (by that time people were already throwing around terms like "Nutscrape").

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  171. Re:5.1 for Mac vs. Fullwright by yestertech · · Score: 1

    Although it was a big pig at the time - almost a whole 800Mb floppy - Fullwright Professional was my favorite of the era. It's outliner alone is a good reason to keep the (now gratis) version loaded.

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  172. Word was never the one by areve · · Score: 1

    I had a an Acorn Archimedes back in 1991 and it was hard migrating to windows. I had a good word procsessor on it (may have been called 1stWord?) they fitted on floppy disks with plenty of space for my documents on the same disk. Word was nice but I was disappointed in it then and I still am... Openoffice is too bloated, slow to load, I just don't like it. Abiword is slightly better but I still find it bloated why do people insist on having to support .doc format. All I want is spelling good layout, wordpad would do if it had tables. any conversion can be done by a commandline program. I just wish Mozilla would produce a wordprocessor, if they got the css2 print style sheets working properly then I would use composer instead of Abiword. (perhaps it does now I haven't tried for a while...) The HTML format does everything I need a word processor to do.

  173. Camera pans down to manacles around ankle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (other end tied to Redmond).
    The make-up dept has already covered over the hole thru his lip where the hook was removed.

    gewg_

  174. WordStar by Micah · · Score: 1

    I can't believe no one has mentioned WordStar yet (I searched the comments even!).

    WordStar 6 was by far the best word processor of its day. No moving your hand away from home row. Built-in thesaurus. Good graphical page preview. Control the aspects of your document with "dot commands" that could be easily copied around if you needed.

    Image insertion was possible but a pain in the arse.

  175. WORD SUCKS!!! Let's move to the 21st Century! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a newspaper... we use Quark for our page layout. I'd rather we use Adobe Indesign page layout software. Either one is FAR SUPERIOR & MORE MODERN than MS WORD or any other "word processing" program will ever be.

    Word processing program should have died with the invention of the mouse... ...and if I get another d?mn client built AD in WORD .doc format that some moron who thinks he's a designer cuz he's got a 'puter I'll scream!!

  176. Say what you will by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

    Say what you will, but I personally find Office 2003 to be an excellent product. Even running on a modest system (PIII 500, 256M PC100, Windows XP), it's pretty peppy.

    It hasn't crashed yet on me, it autosaves your work in case of the inevitable (my notebook has no battery and people have a habit of unplugging it), it is loaded with features (many that I find useful), and it's pretty easy to use.

    1. Re:Say what you will by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 0

      good for you.
      tell me the same in 9 months time ok?

  177. Troff didn't bother with an hourglass by billstewart · · Score: 1

    but you knew it was going to take a while anyway... We hung a couple of 3B2s on our network just to crunch troff, and set up an LP queue thingy to feed them. That kept the CPU load managable, and gave you a way to check on your print job's status before walking over to the printer.

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  178. definition of "power user" by Doug+Merritt · · Score: 1
    I've taken the phrase "power user" to mean someone that knows enough to check whether the computer is supplied with electricity before calling tech support.

    If they call themselves a "power user", yes. But I'm a professional programmer, so when I call someone that, I mean that I think they know the app quite well, including less obvious tricks.

    Anyway, in this case I used the phrase to mean that indeed it was Word screwing up, not that this was a group of people who were simply misusing it because they could barely find the keyboard with both hands.

    I don't suppose there's a term you prefer, to describe people who really know what they're doing with an app?

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    1. Re:definition of "power user" by dbIII · · Score: 1
      I don't suppose there's a term you prefer, to describe people who really know what they're doing with an app?
      1/ Competent.

      2/ Someone that has actually read part of the manual.

      3/ A lot rarer than they should be.

      Power user was a phrase bandied about by poeple who called THEMSELVES gurus as an excuse to avoid showing off their lack of knowlege - other people used it too, but it's use as a meaninless buzzword stuck over a decade ago.

  179. Damn Mascot by karniv0re · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even if Word were the best program around for text editing, I'd still refuse to go near it if I saw Clippy smiling at me. I have nightmares about that damn thing trying to help me. Make it stop! Make it stop!

  180. Knowing when to stop by NCFlipper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A problem that occurs in so much software is that there never seems a good place to stop. Word keeps evolving for the sake of evolving, in the process being less well able to do the things it was initially designed for. But the same is true of so much other software: emacs is huge; so it Mozilla. In the latter case people have tried to trim things down, but I won't be surprised if their efforts become huge too. The extra bloat isn't from bugfixes, it's from too many extras.

    Another example, going back to wordprocessors. Take Abiword. It has bidirectional printing. I'm never going to use that. It has internationalization. I'm unlikely to write in another language enough to use that either. Of course it's tricky, since I know that other people will want to use these features. But for me they end up wasting space and loading time.

    It's all so far from the Unix way of doing simple individual things well. That principle seems to be dying out, but it doesn't seem any less valid now than 10 years ago.

    1. Re:Knowing when to stop by ReinoutS · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Take Abiword. It has bidirectional printing. I'm never going to use that. It has internationalization. I'm unlikely to write in another language enough to use that either.
      I hear ya, mate. I completely agree Abiword should support the Chinese language only. With so many people speaking Chinese, why support something else? That will only lead to bloat.
    2. Re:Knowing when to stop by NCFlipper · · Score: 1

      Quit being obtuse. Chinese people could use a Chinese version. English people could use an English version. If an English person needed to read a Chinese document they can add the Chinese support. But packaging Abiword to support everything wastes local computer resources.

  181. MS Word 5.5a for DOS by wintermute1974 · · Score: 1
    To install run "wd55_ben -d" after downloading, then run setup.exe

    Do you have any advice for my Win2K SP4 machine with 30.1GB free on my 34.4GB NTFS-formatted SATA hard drive?

    When I run the setup.exe file, I get this far:

    <ENTER>
    <ENTER>
    "Set up hard disk" <ENTER>
    "Install a new version of Word" <ENTER>
    "Hard Drive C" <ENTER>

    At this point, I get the following error message: Your hard disk does not have enough free space for all the Word files. [...] Delete files or programs to provide an additional 28019 K of disk space and run Setup again.

    Hmmm, by my guess, Word 5.5 can't count as high as my free space, and I've probably looped some counter a few times. Sadly, once that counter stopped spinning, I landed on "too little space" instead of "full steam ahead".

    Bummer.

    1. Re:MS Word 5.5a for DOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dd if=/dev/zero of=bigfile bs=1024k count=1024

      replicate this file a few times... installed for me fine w/ 18 Gigs free.

  182. Perhaps Windows NT 5.1 -- Windows XP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not too shabby.

  183. WANG WP...? by x3r0ph00l · · Score: 1

    Ever use WANG WP? While it had a fairly steep learning curve once I learned where everything was kept I was faster on that than I am on Word these days...

    1. Re:WANG WP...? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Steep learning curve? I had my WANG figured out by the time I was 14 or so...

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    2. Re:WANG WP...? by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but those 8" floppies are a bitch to put in your shirt pocket ...

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  184. Re:5.1 for Mac vs. Fullwright by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

    almost a whole 800Mb floppy

    BIG Floppy!

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  185. Re:Strange... *FREE!!* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On my machines that little 'feature' is disabled, and OO.o still takes ages longer to boot on a premium modern machine than Office does. There's no comparison, really.

    I use OO.o even though the preferences are impossible to navigate; it'd be nice if the OO guys could at least rip off that single aspect of Office. Sigh.

  186. Don't get me wrong, I used to swear by 3.01 by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    It _is_ fast, so long as you don't give it anything too complicated, or try to resize the screen too much. :-)
    It was the best for reading straight HTML docs (like docbook-converted manpages and stuff).
    But my machines run Moz fast now... it's a fading memory.

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  187. Word 5.1 for MAC by marcomarrero · · Score: 1

    Please, don't forget to tell it's the Mac version. I could guess that in that era 75% of computers were DOS/Windows based.

    Word Perfect 5.1 is still a great word processor - once you learn it completely. Especially the key compbiation for the menu, reveal codes, and of course print preview.

    I hate Word only after it auto-formats and destroy my beatiful tables, lists and some formatting like colored backgrounds.

  188. Re:Two words - Task Pane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    looks like you managed to disable the spell-checker too.. ;)

  189. Macs'Vi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes you think Vi'macs is more profecient than Macs'Vi? Hippocrit.

  190. 5.5a is crap - what you want is 5.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With Word 5.5, they started using the IBM standard for text GUIs, where you have pull-down menus at the top of the screen and some well-known keyboard shortcuts.

    Unfortunately, that's also where they introduced all the bugs, while 5.0 and earlier versions had MS's own weird (by todays standards) user interface but were more solid than any later version.

  191. Wordstar by paul.dunne · · Score: 1
    Word? Ick! Here's a good argument for using Wordstar, though; for writing SF novels, at least.

    Surely someone else remembers the time when software which included an editor often came with the option to use "Wordstar keys" -- a lot of Borland stuff, for instance?

    My personal favourite was WordPerfect 5.1 for DOS, but I wouldn't use it now -- it's nvi for me.

  192. (Please mod parent up) by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

    Thank you!

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  193. Are you out of your mind? (WP 5.2/6.0) by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Without a *single* exception, every user, and *esp* every secretary/admin assist/whatever, who knew both swore *by* WordPerfect 5.2. It did everything, and Dirt, er, Word was trying to play catchup. WP was overwhelmingly the word processor of choice, to the point it was written into government contracts that documents be delivered in that format.

    And one thing that WP 5.2/6.0 did, that neither Word *not* OpenOffice.dog do, is -F3, reveal *all* codes...so you could *always* make it do what you wanted, not what it thought it knew better how to do than you did.

    mark

  194. Older Crowd by David+Thompson · · Score: 1

    These kids today with their "features" and "technology". I remember when I was young our video cards supported two colors and we liked it that way. None of this sissy optical stuff for our mouses either, they had balls! I wish I could say the same about all of these kids today with their icons and IDEs, it would do them some good to type a command or two or do some punch card programming...

  195. Re:fact NOT! by Axello · · Score: 1

    I have, as a matter of FACT, the installers for MS Word 3.0 and 4.0. They both appeared on the Macintosh. Way before Winword 2.0 for the PC.

  196. My God! by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    Have you actually ever even installed Powerpoint???

    There is an option you can install called pack-and-go. It makes a little executable file which will show your presentation. No Powerpoint installation needed on the machine used for the presentation. It's been in every version of powerpoint I can remember using. [emphasis added]

    This has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my network security career! Probably even dumber than the self-extracting zip archives. "Oh, you don't have a program to read my text? No problem! Let me send you a native binary executable! By the way, I LOVE YOU. I want you to send your advise." Why am I not surprised this Powerpoint is a Microsoft product? My God... "Pack-and-go" indeed... This foolish idea is profanely insulting in its stupidity.

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  197. Re:Switch, from Mac to Linux by Tezkah · · Score: 1

    Mostly because of the cost. I bought an eMac last year, mostly because of how OSX looked, and then there's Panther, which costs enough to cause me to think twice before upgrading (still havent). Then there's the myraid of programs that I have but *shouldn't* (yarrr), like Photoshop, Office v.X, Roxio Toast, etc, etc, these are far too fancy for my needs, and should cost well over the price of my computer. Then theres open source, the Gimp, OpenOffice.org, and _insert cd burning software here_, are above and beyond my needs and *free*, so I dont have to pirate. Which is why I'm selling my Mac, and building a Linux (or possibly FreeBSD)-based i386 PC. The Free-As-In-Beer Software aspect really sold me, and then I'll probably learn to do stuff like modify code later on.

  198. Word 5.1a by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

    For stability, you needed the 'a' varient.

    Then it was totally sweet, ran it on my Mac OS 7.z to 8.x machines (wouldn't run under OS 9.x or later).

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  199. Re: MS Office re-impliments the interface too.. by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    Every version of Office since '97 includes a fulls set of UI code. That way, you can load up Office XP on Windows 98, or Windows XP, and it looks the same. Same goes for Office 2003; it looks the same on Windows 2000 as it does on XP, besides the window decorations provided by XP's "themes."

    I do not think that OO is poorly optimized. It might not be AS optimized in the way that Microsoft is able to cheat by modifying the OS to accomodate their own programming staff, but it's certainly fast when it's done loading. There's a few reasons for this.

    With MS Office, lots of the libraries that are needed are already included with windows and in many cases are already loaded. With OpenOffice, nothing is provided by the OS, so it has to load everything from disk, and initialize all of it's controls. There's a lot more to load.

    I admit, OO could use a little optimization, but not necessarily in the code, but the methods on how it loads up it's configuration and libraries. But the fact of the matter is, no matter how good they make it, it will never load faster then Microsoft's Office on Microsoft's Windows because they design it that way.

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  200. Word 1.10 by stox · · Score: 1

    I think that was the LAST version of Word for Unix. And yes, believe it or not, there was a version of Word for Unix.

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    1. Re:Word 1.10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my memory serves me right it was Word for SCO Xenix. Is there any greater combination of evil? ;-)

      nda

  201. Re:Switch, from Mac to Linux by JPriest · · Score: 1

    Well, before you decide to sell your Mac, try Yellow Dog Linux on it. It is a Red Hat fork.

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  202. Re:Two words - Task Pane by Cromac · · Score: 1

    You're obviously a moron, maybe you should go back to using a pen and paper and leave computers to those who have a fucking clue.