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  1. Re:The manufacturing process on Cremation? Burial? How about Diamonds? · · Score: 1

    That was David Blaine, not Copperfield.

  2. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode on Doctor Phlox on Season 2 of Enterprise · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    Yea, sorry, that was bad.

  3. spam on Haiku vs Spam · · Score: 1

    since spam's the topic
    see thespamletters.com
    they're fucking funny

  4. Re:GNU/Linux on Where's GNU/Linux Usage Headed? · · Score: 1

    How about the corrosion, radioactive, biohazard, explosive and poisonous warning labels? Those are pretty cool. And they would be appropriate, considering they would be used to promote Linux. (Just kidding, just kidding.)

  5. Re:work machines on Where's GNU/Linux Usage Headed? · · Score: 1

    Use the quickload option. Only a Mozilla icon will appear in the task bar, and when Mozilla is loaded, no splash screen will appear.

  6. Re:It's about time on NYC Law Aims To Ban Cell Phones In Theatres · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should just make the ringtone a coughing sound.

    No one will suspect it's a phone ringing.

  7. Re:So, what can a million qubits calculate? on Quantum Computer Possible From Silicon Fab · · Score: 1

    Doom 2 at 1000fps!!

  8. Re:I was going to post the solution on Amateur Quest For Lychrel Numbers · · Score: 1

    I have also discovered a truly marvelous proof for this statement, which, unfortunately, this margin is too small to contain.

  9. Re:i want on Mutant Gene Responsible for Speech? · · Score: 1

    That reminded me of the Homer food critic Simpsons episode...

    Homer: I don't need Lisa to write a good review. The food at the Gilded Truffle really... what's a good word?
    Maggie: *suck*
    Homer: Sucks! That's great! And the bread was really...come on, help me out here!
    Santa's little helper: Ruff!
    Homer: Rough? I don't know, you've been pitching that all night.
    SLH: Chewy?
    Homer: Chewy! That's inspired!

  10. Re:One more feature I'd need... on The Ultimate Gaming Table · · Score: 1, Funny

    > I've had to switch to Ultradonkey.com for my nekkid picture needs.

    That's nothing. I had to switch to goatse.cx.

  11. Re:alternatives? on Diamonds - Are They Really Worth the Cost? · · Score: 1

    Diamonds are only free if your time isn't worth anything.

  12. Re:But... on Diamonds - Are They Really Worth the Cost? · · Score: 1

    Ever see the Family Guy episode where the shadow lady starts to go down on the man?

    "Diamonds: She'll pretty much have to."

  13. Re:He snuck in on Diamonds - Are They Really Worth the Cost? · · Score: 1

    Somehow they regain their virginity.

  14. Re:Gone Fission on Gone Fission · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's from The Simpsons, it's the name of Mr. Burns' company's boat.

  15. Re:Oh oh! on Lasers for Fun and Profit · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Don't look at beam with remaining good eye.

  16. Re:Photography on Perseid Meteor Showers · · Score: 1

    Ever try video taping that?

  17. Re:Half empty? on Turns out, Primes are in P · · Score: 1

    It's all about whose beard is the longest. Besides, I could smile on a PDP-11 before you were born. ;)

  18. Re:must...avoid...reality tv... on The Sims Survivor · · Score: 1

    Well for those of us who don't watch TV, there's always "did you see that article on slashdot?"

  19. Re:1 TFLOP? (OT) on Playstation 3 CPU Almost Finished? · · Score: 1

    If they carried over things like high-jump boots, spin jump/attack, huge open areas, and long ass tunnels (both vertical and horizontal), I'd be a very happy man.

    What would be really nice is another Metroid platform shooter on a high end system, kinda like how Castlevania: Symphony of the Night was done in 2D on the Playstation. It had some 3D effects but the gamestyle was still platform.

    As far as 3d environments go, I didn't think Zelda 64 was going to be that good, but it is pretty fun. Except for the controls and low frame rate at times. Damn, I hated that.

  20. Re:Oh, I can't resist on USA Today says "Linux waddles from obscurity" · · Score: 1

    Apple bitten.

  21. Re:Forget magnets how about.. on Boeing Joins In Anti-Gravity Search · · Score: 1
  22. Re:The !Zone on Gaming Zone? · · Score: 1

    Ever thought you might be losing because you aren't as skilled as your opponents?

  23. Re:I know on Gaming Zone? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I hear that.

    It happens to me sometimes while the piano, or playing UT. M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

  24. Re:SMART-1 Is Not First With Ion Propulsion on Back to the Moon? · · Score: 1

    Interesing NASA patent application that involves thrust:

    Link. (Life will be much easier if you have pdf reader integration in your browser.)

    Abstract:
    An assymetrical capacitor module for generating thrust includes two conductive elements of similar but different geometries seperated by a dielectric member. Improved embodiments provided in the construction of conductive elements of smaller axial extent include those where the element is formed by an annular wire or a dielectric supported ring. Other embodiments concern the dielectric member and involve change in the extend and shape thereof.

  25. Re:Day late. Dollar short. on Real Will Include Ogg Vorbis Support · · Score: 1

    UT2003 uses ogg files for music.