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  1. But Will The Theme Play? on Boeing and BlackBerry Making a Self-Destructing Phone · · Score: 1

    So will a voice announce the 5 second warning with the Mission Impossible theme song?

  2. First two Links are Backwards on Stealthy Linux Trojan May Have Infected Victims For Years · · Score: 1

    Speaking of links, the descriptive texts in the first two links in this post are backwards. The reference to the "siphon data from governments and pharmaceutical companies" links to the stealthy trojan link and the "stealthy trojan..." link, links to the "siphon data ..." article.

  3. HP3000 on Ask Slashdot: Are Any Certifications Worth Going For? · · Score: 1

    The HP3000 Professional certification before I die.

    There's only one person still alive licensed to grant this certification, and he's gettin' old. (He flew P2 Neptune's for the Navy.)

    Wonder if I can get my company to foot the bill?

  4. Re:What in the hell was he thinking? on Man Caught Trying To Sell Plans For New Aircraft Carrier · · Score: 1

    And Titicaca is so fun to say over and over.

    Titicaca, titicaca, titicaca, titicaca, titicaca, titicaca, titicaca, ...

  5. Entrance Greeter on Ask Slashdot: IT Career Path After 35? · · Score: 1

    Hello! Welcome to WalMart!

  6. The Loved One? on The Strangeness of the Mars One Project · · Score: 1

    I don't know, but is there anything in the project that stipulates they have to get them there alive? This could be a adjunct the the old movie "The Loved One" for all we know. Mars is prime real estate for burial plots.

  7. Nothing Says it Like TOR on Tor Project Mulls How Feds Took Down Hidden Websites · · Score: 1

    If I may be so bold to paraphrase Bruce Schneier, nothing says "Investigate Me" like using TOR.

  8. -3K Years, They Got Off Lightly on Manslaughter Conviction Overturned For Scientists Who Didn't Predict Earthquake · · Score: 1

    Versus Three Thousand Years Ago.

    We all know would have happened to false prophets!

  9. Maybe it is Fallout from Galaxy Quest? on Orbiters Study Effect of Giant Comet-Caused Meteor Shower On Mars · · Score: 1

    "Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! ..."

    "It's the simple things in life you treasure."

  10. Also Conflict Minerals ? on Buying Goods To Make Nuclear Weapons On eBay, Alibaba, and Other Platforms · · Score: 1

    I guest that explains the spam I get for fully refurbished copper from the D.R.C. ?

  11. Sure It Is! on Space Tourism Isn't Worth Dying For · · Score: 1

    As long as the Eloi keep flocking to the siren, the Morlocks are willing to provide!

  12. The Obverse ? on Video Raises Doubts About Attkisson's Claims of Malicious Hacking · · Score: 1

    Maybe it was benevolent hacking, as opposed to malicious?

    (Murphy's corrollary: "Friendly fire, isn't".)

  13. What, Me Worry? on Black Swan Author: Genetically Modified Organisms Risk Global Ruin · · Score: 1

    Don't be afraid folks, the order of events is supposed to be war, THEN, famine and pestilence after that.

    Wait a minute, we've been at war for 13 years ...

  14. A Century Old Notebook? on Century Old Antarctic Expedition Notebook Found Underneath Ice · · Score: 1

    Adds a whole new meaning to Blue Screen of Death, eh?

    (Or was it a palm device like a Newton?)

  15. The Blob! on SpaceX Capsule Returns To Earth With Lab Results · · Score: 1

    We all know it returned with The Blob! (Or will it be the Andromeda Strain?)

  16. Equal Opportunity! on US Army May Relax Physical Requirements To Recruit Cyber Warriors · · Score: 1

    Why stop at criminal "background" ? They can use criminal "foreground"! They can recruit people CURRENTLY in prison. Additionally it solves any AWOL problem, as they can have 100% supervision, all the time (24/7)! They can also dispense with the expense of firearms training and having to pick up all that brass!

    And what's with all this talk of putting people in positions of power? A cyber-private first-class is no position of power.

  17. Tim Conway? on Dwarf Galaxies Dim Hopes of Dark Matter · · Score: 1

    If you look for the golfball particles, perhaps you can find the Dorf galaxies?

  18. Ghost Whisperer? on The Problem With Positive Thinking · · Score: 1

    Has anyone contacted Norman Vincent Peale about this?

    (I had to say it, there was no obligatory reference to him this entire thread.)

  19. "IT Crowd" on Outsourced Tech Jobs Are Increasingly Being Automated · · Score: 1

    The first image that comes to mind is Chris Dowd in "The IT Crowd" as "Roy" who's first response to any Help Desk call was "Did you tried turning it off and on?". As the show progressed, he automated his phone to answer with a reel to reel tape recording asking the same!

  20. The Conclusion is All Wrong on Nobody's Neutral In Net Neutrality Debate · · Score: 1

    Obviously, they have forgotten to ask someone who doesn't give a shit.

  21. Wolf in the Fold on New DNA Analysis On Old Blood Pegs Aaron Kosminski As Jack the Ripper · · Score: 1

    Redjac will next strike in 2105 on the Martian Colonies.

    (Did a search and could not find the obligatory Star Trek reference in this posting.)

  22. 9 Track Tape on Ask Slashdot: What Old Technology Can't You Give Up? · · Score: 1

    I have two reel to reel tape drives at 6250bpi. One with an HP-IB and the other with a SCSI-SE interface.

    I used to have a 5 level baudot paper tape teletype model 28, ran at 67 WPM.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  23. The Webbies Want Your Mind! on Robo Brain Project Wants To Turn the Internet Into a Robotic Hivemind · · Score: 1

    Infamous reference to Metagaming's game "Olympica" (c) 1977 top back cover subtitle:

    https://whatarmy.files.wordpre...

    From the back cover of the rule book:

    "THE WEBBIES WANT YOUR MIND...

    OLYMPICA simulates the U.N. Mars raid to capture the Web Mind Generator from a heavily defended area near Nix Olympica's massive caldera. The Webbie revolutionaries are deep in their tunnel complexes surrounded by strong points and infantry. The raiders will use infantry, laser tanks, lifters and the tunnel blasting BOAR drill. If they fail man's future may fall to the telepathic, religion/machine Web Mind of Mars.

    OLYMPICA is the clever tactical creation of Lynn Willis. His future history of the Martian revolution of 2206 hinges on the crucial U.N. raid. The game is easy to learn, fast playing, and challenging. Like the other Microgames, it is ideal for beginners and fun for pros. OLYMPICA is the perfect game for those who've never tried science fiction games.

    Components for the game include a 24 page rules booklet, play counters, and hex gridded map of the Nix Olympica region."

    http://boardgamegeek.com/board...

  24. Nuclear Fleet? on The Cost of Caring For Elderly Nuclear Plants Expected To Rise · · Score: 1

    I was not aware Europe had a nuclear fleet. I thought all their ships except UK and some French submarines used other means of propulsion.

    (Humor, no need to reply.)

  25. Write a Job on What Do You Do When Your Mind-Numbing IT Job Should Be Automated? · · Score: 1

    Write a job that re-streams itself?

    MPE

    file is myfile.mygroup.myaccount.

    !job repeat,user.account;outclass=,1
    !file ftntext=source
    !file ftnlist=$stdlist
    !file ftnobj=$newpass
    !setjcw jcw 0
    !run ftncomp.pub.sys;parm=7;info="include 'spectrum.include'"
    !if jcwfatal than
    !echo end of compile
    !else
    !echo errors in compile
    !endif
    !purge oldobj
    !link $oldpass,oldobj;rl=rl.local,rl.common,rl.local;xl=xl.common;cap=ia
    !purge obj.local
    !rename oldobj,object.local
    !comment **** do this thing again in 30 minutes ****
    !stream myfile.mygroup.myaccout;in=,,30
    !eoj

    (The original was in all caps MPE JCL for FORTRAN77 but slashdot forbade the all caps, had to downshift.)