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  1. Re:Peer review on Time Dimension To Become Space-like · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't need peer review if you have enough branes.

  2. Re:Dibs on Crab People. on UK Moves To Allow Human Hybrid Experiments · · Score: 1

    Sorry, Dick Cheney is prior art Actually see that buzzard with a 24 foot wingspan circling above your place? That's him now.
  3. Re:just a ploy to visualize the slashdot effect on Logfiles Made Interesting with glTail · · Score: 1

    Wow, it's like slashdot hurls chunks.

  4. Ok I got a question on Ask Rob Malda · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Where can I find the road out of dupetown and how do I get on it??

    -Please browae at -1 to see all my future comments. Thnx.

  5. Re:I don't get it... on Vivendi Calls iTunes Contract Terms "Indecent" · · Score: 1

    ...how can a company (UMG) that gets money for nothing be in such dire straits? Because the band has access to drugs??
  6. Is this a good thing? on The Fall Geek TV Lineup · · Score: 1

    I much prefer that geek culture not become popularized, because then all of our sekrits become known and spread widely.
    It's kinda like when mom shines her unwelcome bright flashlight down into the basement.

  7. Re:What about .tv? on Soviet Union TLD Owners Snub ICANN · · Score: 1

    ICANN will be forced to implement .tvu (tv underwater).

  8. I'll be the first on Owning a Wireless Camera, Its User and Its Network · · Score: 1

    A picture is worth a thousand spambots.

  9. Question on A Coveted Landing Strip for Google's Founders · · Score: 2, Funny

    So the experiments they are gonna do for NASA, are they with the nurses or on the nurses??

  10. Better information on this on Toshiba Boosts Hard Drive Density By 50% · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is an article about discrete track recording that explains it pretty well. Using materials with different magnetic properties they are able to map channels onto the platter (hence the 'discrete'). Presumably this might would be cumbersome to manufacture for larger discs, but less so with smaller disks.

  11. Re:Add a FPGA on Intel to Take Online Suggestions for New Chips · · Score: 1

    that can allow us to take some time consuming things such as CODECs and push them off into hardware. That's why they invented assembly language.
  12. There is life on A Step Closer to Creating Artificial Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    The green glow was proof that his fragile creations were capable of making their own proteins Or that they were reading slashdot.
  13. Re:what is faith? on Why Myths Persist · · Score: 1

    But in the modern world, the pernicious idea that faith is a belief beyond reason... So that must be why they have seminaries.
  14. Great on Artificial Life May Be Possible Within Ten Years · · Score: 1

    I will send my robotic man servant to take the flying car and pick up my new pet blob.

  15. I know on Transitioning From Developer To Management? · · Score: 1

    Get some pet cats. Learn to herd them. And learn how to clean up the mess they make. Watch out for when they want to scratch or bite. And know that they are going to do a certain amount of napping.

  16. Re:War of Quality on Lenovo Looking to Buy Seagate, May Raise Political Concerns · · Score: 1

    China just doesn't get quality, and the hard drive is one place more than anything else in a PC where quality counts.

    But would we really care if they put lead in the hard drives??

  17. Re:How do you start a blog on Comcast Cuts Off Users Who Exceed Secret Limit · · Score: 1

    if your internet is cut off? Starting a blog is pretty much all you can do if you're on dialup.
  18. Not news on Interview with National Intelligence Director Mike McConnell · · Score: 1

    American's will die, laughing.

  19. Needs to be said on Student Finds 5000-Year-Old Chewing Gum · · Score: 1

    Double you pleasure, double your fun.

    Even the cave man knew that.

  20. Someday soon on D2 Updates, Text Message Notifcation · · Score: 4, Funny

    I await the day soon when slashcode becomes sentient, and the first words out of its mouth will be

    "Hallo Wurld"

    as it still won't have spellcheck.

  21. Re:sucker? on D2 Updates, Text Message Notifcation · · Score: 1

    or is stuck running IE. (Remember us, that lonely lost majority of the internet?) Don't worry, I won't forget any zombie in my bot army.
  22. What? on How Pirated Software Impacts Free Software · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pirates are hurting free software? I think we are cutting ninjas way too much slack here.

  23. Geek rapture on William Gibson Gives Up on the Future · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dates with girls.

    I can hardly wait.

  24. Re:Locks are easy on The Study of Physical Hacks at DefCon · · Score: 1

    Did you try unhooking the bra with a modified screwdriver?

    Oh..wait

  25. This needs quoting on NYT Exposes the Identity of Fake Steve Jobs · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is from Fake Steve's blog;

    "You put the pieces of the puzzle together. You went through my trash, hacked into my computer, and put listening devices in my home. Now you've ruined the mystery of Fake Steve, robbing thousands of people around the world of their sense of childlike wonder. Hope you feel good about yourself, you mangina."