Which means instead of going for the change in the couch of Bill G's office, they will have to have his wife pull it out of his wallet at night, when he's not looking.
Just boot with knoppix, or some other bootable linux on a cd and do something like: dd if=/dev/hda |gzip -9 |ssh -l someuser somemachine.com "dd of=stolendrivebackup.gz"
Because we know that the thief was a linux user who carries a copy of knoppix in their back pocket.
I could probably travel the world on a single package of gummy bears and a set of prints lifted from the sides of soda cans, tossed in the trash outside the convenience store.
Just remember though, outlaw gummy bears, and only outlaws will have gummy bears.
You are all falling over yourselves comically to point out the fact that sombody said "shinese".....Out of all you wonderfully articulate people, nobody has anything interesting to say?
While I can't say anything for using C with strings, the real number crunchers of the world agree that God's language is the only appropriate one, fortran.
No joke. Device drivers should be written in Fortran. Because if there was any bug in the program, the device driver would never ever work in the first place. Not even partially.
I think we have solved the problem here folks. Just remember you saw it here first on slashdot.
Another idea - need to open source you program, but really don't want to - use Cobol.
And here I always thought that bad things were only done by people who go home at night, polish their monocles, and cackle gleefully at their own evil while murdering cats.
They would never kill any cats. They would just throw them in a box with some poison.
You can't say that the cats are dead, because they aren't. Trust me. Just doen't open the box.
Who would want to date when you can play Dungeons and Dragons?
Anyway, doesn't everyone here know that all the cute pictures online are fake and you are talking to somebody who weighs 300 pounds and whose real name is "Bubba"?
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that's ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Which means instead of going for the change in the couch of Bill G's office, they will have to have his wife pull it out of his wallet at night, when he's not looking.
Wake me up when RMS buys a Mac...
I hurd that RMS will follow the hurd, no matter how bad it hurdtz.
When these landmines are running Linux and can play ogg, then I will be interestedKAAAABOOOOOM
A tunnel?!?! OHhh NOOOOoooooo...!!
Just boot with knoppix, or some other bootable linux on a cd and do something like:
dd if=/dev/hda |gzip -9 |ssh -l someuser somemachine.com "dd of=stolendrivebackup.gz"
Because we know that the thief was a linux user who carries a copy of knoppix in their back pocket.
I care, because they might give geeks a bad name.
...then the flamewar from this thread will start it.
I should caution you that the hot air coming from your post is CO2.
That would be cool. I'd settle for one or two friends though.
You know what would even be cooler?? If one of those friends was a girl.
And you can't cancel (change) your fingerprint if someone finds out what it is.
And you can't stop the production of gummy bears
I could probably travel the world on a single package of gummy bears and a set of prints lifted from the sides of soda cans, tossed in the trash outside the convenience store.
Just remember though, outlaw gummy bears, and only outlaws will have gummy bears.
So why are they on that map?
Because they are using "stealth mode" and don't show up on radar.
You are all falling over yourselves comically to point out the fact that sombody said "shinese".....Out of all you wonderfully articulate people, nobody has anything interesting to say?
You must be a new Shinese person here.
While I can't say anything for using C with strings, the real number crunchers of the world agree that God's language is the only appropriate one, fortran.
No joke. Device drivers should be written in Fortran. Because if there was any bug in the program, the device driver would never ever work in the first place. Not even partially.
I think we have solved the problem here folks. Just remember you saw it here first on slashdot.
Another idea - need to open source you program, but really don't want to - use Cobol.
..but does it come in SUV?
No, but it does come with a full aerodynamic body condom.
Hey, this is Timmy in mom's basement. I just got another one of your clients. Nyah nyah nyah! Neener neener neener!
And here I always thought that bad things were only done by people who go home at night, polish their monocles, and cackle gleefully at their own evil while murdering cats.
They would never kill any cats. They would just throw them in a box with some poison.
You can't say that the cats are dead, because they aren't. Trust me. Just doen't open the box.
Why don't they use the stuff movie theatres have?
Employees are the rungs on the ladder to success. Don't hesitate to step on them.
The moon is made out of cheese, dumbass!
Everyone knows that. But it's green moldy cheese. Who wants to eat that?
Go back to school.
cows? But....but... what about the ponies ?
eewww! ponie-meat. I could never eat that. ur sic.
How are we going to take cows into space? We need cows for steaks and dairy (milk, cheese and ice cream).
They have spacesuits for man. Could they make a spacesuit for a cow? A cowsuit?
If you were the RIAA..what would you do?
Besides going to Disneyworld??
We as a society are safe from those filesharing twelve year olds and grandmas. Thank-you RIAA!!
If the media you are playing is not Approved Media (TM), it plays in shallow color, otherwise known as black and white.
Who would want to date when you can play Dungeons and Dragons?
Anyway, doesn't everyone here know that all the cute pictures online are fake and you are talking to somebody who weighs 300 pounds and whose real name is "Bubba"?
but what kind of legitimate peacetime missions would require such stealth?
Helping Americans find a cheap tank of gas??