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  1. Let me be the first on AOL CTO Shown the Door · · Score: 5, Funny

    2356894 new job
    2356894 new job soon
    2356894 macdonalds
    2356894 mcdonalds
    2356894 mcjob
    2356894 postal service
    2356894 going postal
    2356894 guns

  2. Re:This morning I saw that HIV was cured on Download Torrents With Your PC Turned Off · · Score: 1

    (still doesn't hide my downloads from other users, however)

    Isn't that the point of a torrent - not being a one way leech. Am I missing something?

  3. Re:Explosives? dunno.... on Are Liquid Explosives on a Plane Feasible? · · Score: 0

    but what about SNAKES on a plane, ever thought of that?

    Maybe that's why they won't allow rubber snakes on airplanes anymore.

  4. Re:...err on Real to Offer Open Source Windows Media for Linux · · Score: 1

    Plus, with the proclivity of Greeks to be naked, you could end up with:
    Greeks gifting bears bearing Greeks being bare bearing gifts.


    You mean that the Greeks would be in the buff and not have any buffering?

    Thanks, I'll be here all week. Back on topic now.

  5. Hey, here's an idea on New Explosive Detection Tech · · Score: 1

    While we are at it, why don't we check athletes at the airport for doping drugs before they compete in important sporting events. Maybe take away their plane ticket if the detector smells the synthetics from their sweat glands.

    You know, kill two birds with one stone. Heck, I bet that this machine could establish paternity as well.

  6. Re:DOH!!! He forgot the wordprocessor on The Greatest Software Ever · · Score: 1

    It's true the early bounties were for pennies, I believe raisng the amount by a power of two every so often, undoubtedly to protect his (probably limited at the time) bank account. He was first to make a notable stand on being responsible for the code you make.

    It's also true that TeX is a typesetting program and that the code was not explicity used in wordprocessors per se'. But the important algorythms he developed were used (and I'm sure that the developers of wordperfect even admitted it) in the word processors that followed.

    TeX was certainly not a WYSIWYG, and while that was important innovation for the mac, that did not stop wordstar/wordperfect 5.1 from selling a millions of copies before the mac came along.

    Even though TeX was not a wordprocessor, it still provided a watershed moment for the wordprocessors that followed that any system specific text entry method earlier could not provide.

    First, TeX addressed a very important need for typesetting that was not being met at the time. But more importantly it was accessible, put in the public domain to promote the public interest (before gnu was even known widely, if at all), used key algorythms that would be incorporated in other programs that followed, and meaningful effort was made to make the code error free - all combine to make TeX truly great software. Outside of all the other huge contributions that Knuth has made.

  7. DOH!!! He forgot the wordprocessor on The Greatest Software Ever · · Score: 5, Informative

    I guess the question remains is which wordprocessor. While there's Wordstar, Wordperfect, and Word that might be worthy, clearly TeX should be in first place and mentioned on his list. TeX is the father of all wordprocessors that followed, and the author Donald Knuth had such firm belief that programmers should be responsible for what they create that he paid for each bug found in the code.

    This produced a completely error free program, and started a generation of programs that followed that would drive mechanical typewriters to extinction practically everywhere, and changed how we get printed text onto paper. Hence this is truly great software.

    So TeX is a glaring ommission for this list, and probably should have been close to the top, if not number one.

  8. X rated rays on Old Methods Used to Detect Liquid Explosives · · Score: 3, Funny

    FTA A major problem is that the view is so powerful that an individual's private parts can be seen

    So the x-ray glasses advertised in comic magazines really do work. I was always wondering about that. How is this a problem?

  9. Standard TSA question on Charter Flight Websites / Services? · · Score: 2, Funny


    Are you glad to see me or is that a tube of toothpaste in your pocket that you're gonna use to blow the plane??

  10. Really "clear the air" on What's Fedora Up To? Ask the Project Leader · · Score: 1


    What brand of air freshener do you use? Do you like incense? Have you ever experienced Febreze scentstories?

  11. Re:The point is, you never know. on Turing Equation Explains how Leopard Spots Develop · · Score: 2, Funny

    My thoughts exactly. I also bet they scraped penicillin off the aliens found at Roswell too.

  12. That means that the keynote would be on Inside View on Apple WWDC Rumors · · Score: 3, Funny


    Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all.

  13. Public humiliation on Software Giants Seek Friends Among Hackers · · Score: 1

    Does that mean I should try harder until they buy me dinner?

    What it means is Dear Aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all.

  14. More importantly on One Laptop Per Child Gets 4 Million Laptop Order · · Score: 5, Funny


    The laptops are part of Nigeria's "leave no scammer behind" initiative.

  15. Re:Stargate on Cheyenne Mountain Shutting Down · · Score: 1

    Where are they going to move the Stargate to then?

    They have to write this into the Stargate plot somehow. Otherwise the Stargate program then would be fiction. Oh, wait.

  16. Re:Cool story on Photograph the Police, Get Arrested · · Score: 1

    But correct me if I'm mistaken, isn't this supposed to be "Your rights online"

    All cell phones that can take a picture are capable of accessing the internet, and hence it is online.

    Disagree with me, and I'll call the cops on you.

  17. Re:horse on Howard Rheingold On Our Mobile World · · Score: 1

    crap

    Worse, it's mobile crap.

  18. Re:May I be the first to say....... on Microsoft Acquires Winternals and Sysinternals · · Score: 1

    Noooooooooooooooo!!!! WHY, God, WHY!?!

    Don't worry, there's always Linuxinternals. Microsoft actually loves you and wants you to use it.

  19. Obviously on McAfee Blames Open Source for Botnets · · Score: 1, Funny


    It's the "Brotherhood of Linux" that prevents malware being written for Linux computers and why there are no Linux zombie botnets.

  20. Re:Where are those anti-trust advocates now? on Intel To Lay Off 1000 Managers · · Score: 1

    capital magically comes to you with the Capitalism Fairy or something.

    Well I do know that the Capital Fairy at one time liked a cute sock puppet and the word "synergy" a lot. It seemed pretty magical to me.

  21. Re:remember... on Bacterial DVD Holds 50TB · · Score: 1

    ...or is it? MWAHAHAHA!!!

    ...as he washes his hands with anti-bacterial soap.

  22. Forget the googleplex on Inside the Google-Plex · · Score: 4, Funny


    I want inside the google party plane!!

  23. Re:Cash on GnuCash 2.0.0 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like they could use a bit more cash to keep their site up and running.

    Actually their servers cashed out.

  24. Re:news? on Does Sophos' Switch Argument Hold Water? · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's just pulp to get people riled up and screaming.

    It's not pulp, but small reusable pellets. Remember that slashdot is green.

  25. Really BSOD on Microsoft to Supply Electronics to Formula 1 · · Score: 1


    What's this?!?! A bluescreen?!?! I'M AIRBORN AAAAARRRRRRrrrrgghh!!....